Chelsea XI vs Tottenham: Caballero, Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Luiz, Alonso, Jorginho, Kante, Kovacic, Pedro, Hazard, Higuain

>"Loftus Cheek and Hudson-Odoi are ready"

Proceeds to give them maybe 15 minutes a game.

>caballero

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Managers don't usually play lad

>Lamela vs Chelsea

FUCK YES

>support Spurs
>brother supports Chelsea
time for the user family derby

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Ah yes, lets play Hudson fucking Odoi and not CL winner Pedro. You’re a tosser.

Pedro has been garbage for months now...

i love how lamela visibly hates chelsea

>muh CL
Morata scored in a CL final, meant fuck all

it's literally because emerson is basically very smol

So it's a guaranteed jew win?

But he is.

My dad, uncle and two sisters all support QPR but I decided to support Spurs when I was 12 cos let's face it QPR are shit. Was a nightmare when QPR was in the EPL, iktfb.

This is Sarri's last game in charge, say something nice about him or his achievements.

>no kepa
Hope chelshit lose

He inspired me to not smoke for 45 minutes

Discuss

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nobopdys watching this garbage, everyones watcing meme del ray

>caring about Lel Clashitco in the year 2019 with no Tsu, Mouyes or Exposediola

Okay zoomer!

Isnt supporting a team a family thing in UK? Why did you betray your family? Disgusting bandwagoner

Sarri did nothing wrong.

Morata is a very good player.

My family have supported Spurs for generations. My brother chose Chelsea because he's a glory hunter.

>

>

amazing player for real mardrid, scored in the ucl final, and is gdoing great for atleti and scoring goals

t. Morata

>

>subbed on against meme teams
>receive inch perfect crosses
>score many headers
means nothing if he can't lead the line reliably, and he won't for atletico.

>watching garbage real madrid and garbage barcelona
gtfo retard

For me, it's Chelsea

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>Aguero murders an entire sports career with one single kick

gib latina gf

For me, it's Spurs

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i'm not morata though

well he does more in spain than he does in chelsea. maybe chelsea is the problem. morata is world class soon to be

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Anyone else watching the stream with that nostril cleaner advert? What the fuck is that about?

I hate Jenas so much. I've never heard him say anything insightful. Absolutely stealing a living on this punditry.

>alonso

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She has a really nice voice

You mean you don't pressure-wash your sinuses in bongland? Pretty weird, eh

yeah jenas is a literal spaz

ready

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if chelsea is the problem, so is juve. just admit your no 9 is used goods

>chelsea

im ready to go to sleep

He always gets mad as fuck in the presence of a referee as well, really awful to watch

Spurs will win the league imo

any links for a slow, shitty connection?

>give MLS shit for lame chants
>shout CHELSEA 6000 times

What did Sarriball mean by this?

Give it 10 years maybe

anybody got a good stream

is this the game thread

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Sperms to win 2-1

This is the Sissoko thread mate

epl-live.stream/watch/chelsea-live.html#

Other clubs don't repeatedly chant the name of their team?

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
CHELSEA

>poopinho

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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVERRRPOOOOOOOOOOOLL

LIIIVVVEEERRRPOOOL

FAAAACK OFF CHELSEA FC
U AINT GOT NO 'ISTORY

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Trollpost

>kepa benched
hope it stays like this till the end of the season or Sarri will be a confirmed cuck

>piguain

streams.notahoneypot.me/

2nd stream (stream 21)

based higuain
unlucky af

>higgy diggy

Why doesn't Poch just make his players win the league?

Just found out that Lamela means salmonella in Welsh

nice to see kepa out
70 mio however

Because they don't have the mentality, otherwise he would

He'll stay benched until Sarri's family gets sacked, a team mutiny occurs, or Sarri is sacked. Whichever happens first

OH OH He's magic,

You knowwwwwwwww,

Mauricio Pochettinoooooooooo

Maybe we should sell Eriksen in the summer if he clearly isn't trying anymore

Chelsea gonna gas hard at this rate of press.

behind closed doors he's begging to leave

I thought he had tonsillitis

I'm loving this referee. He doesn't bat an eye at Divenhams constant shit

fucking handball over here

Bit nervous with Caballero in goal, his mistake at the WC was shocking

One day kovacic will score a goal.

ERA PENAL

UTTER STATE OF EPL REFS

UTTERLY DISGUSTING

>Kovashit
0 goal, 1 assist this season

It's not a scum derby without Fabregas

White people are watching this game, spics and mudslims are watching the el clasico

But muh dribbling

>scum derby
that's manure vs liverslip

When did he get an assist?

ERA desu

against liverpool 6 months ago

>Stream lags every 5 seconds
Didn't want to watch the match anyway

Does it even matter anymore? Last loss to Burnley was pretty bad

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Why are refs so shit in the prem?

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Is sissisko growing a handlebar moustache?

Business idea;

Sell Eriksen
Buy Fekir

Lmao Chelsea have literally abandoned the concept of sarriball
sad

Fekir is better than Eriksen

Literally no one knows what sarriball is

>sarriball
Explain the core tenants of sarriball la

the spanish gang is ruining chelsea

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what a shitty ref

>higuain

>Chelsea fans booing Alonso

Based or cringe?

>Lloris
and simultaneously
>Higgy

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Imagine being a top striker and not being deadly with both feet

Isn’t this Sarriball though? Quick short passing and that

It's almost as though managers use different tactics for different games

Very cringe.

they're not booing, they're making car noises
>vroom

N'golo looks Messi lite

Spurs fans, isn't it?

>Sarri
>different tactics

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Why do Spurs continue to play with that living joke Lloris? With a better keeper they would have won the title in -16

Pretty sure those are the away fans

Higuain can't be serious

>Trippier
reminder that Englishmen will defend him for life just because of 1 (ONE) free kick in the world cup

spurs fans are booing him, ever since he got that brace last season at wembley they've always been seething

he was brutal in the beginning of this season and finally had enough. he needs to go

ref is ruining this game

I remember thining that with Higuain Chelsea's issues with strikers were gone.

is it me or this game is boring

Lloris was actually decent during the 15/16 season only recently he's gone to shit.
Think it was the drink driving thing

He was consistently great last season and is still one of Spurs' best crossers of the ball. But he has been progressively getting worse with each game this season

>luiz
>kane

Its you

jesus what the fuck is wrong with harry the mong?

nice to see azpi show some steel

Nah we won't he's shite and crossing is pretty much all he can do

Trent Alexander-Arnold is the RB we need to be using the next 10 years, the less that fraud "trips" plays the better.

is Kane not the Spurs captain? where is his armband

What happened, Luiz used to be good

Lloris is

l a d s

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lloris is the (C)

With 11 Cesar Azpilicuetas I could win the Champions League

vice captain

I remember distinctly in that season he fucked up many times, costing Spurs the titles. I mean I loathe Tottenham, but it pisses me off that you can be that shit and play in a top team

>trippier's crossing

Why does Kane have permanent spots on his forehead?

Is my internet shit or is this stream lagging?

>hazard

Spurs were never actually in that race though

losing to spurs at home should be a sackable offense

>spuds
>top team

He’s been getting away with it for years because he’s made up for his bullshit by being a powerhouse of a defender, fast and strong, but it’s catching up to him now

I've been saying this for years. He fucked up against West Ham and Arsenal when Spurs could have gone top

yes

Same but have Untied on the other screen because who cares about barca-real without tsuuu

imagine denying that spurs are part of england's elite 6

dubs and game ends 0-0

Lads what does willy mean and why are the crowd chanting it

He still has his passing and charisma, I'd keep him as midfielder desu

>elite 6

That's just confirmation bias. Every keeper fucks up throughout the season.

willy is slang for 'penis' and chelsea fans are chanting it because they're all homosexual men

give me your internet pls
i can't even watch one game properly

Ref has a real hate boner for spurs

Dubs and Spurs win

>believing the sky six meme

Lame ella ella ella

Lads, my dad works at Chelsea and he's just told me what happens in the script
>Cabellero goes down with cramp in the 80th minute
>Kepa gets warmed up and is about to be subbed on
>Sarri cancels the substitution
>Kepa just has to stand there looking like a bellend

Probably a Labour supporter, they're all anti-Semitic

>Jotginho
lol

My final 2 digits will be the full time score

dubs and game ends 834792784-198274234

>Kepa walks on anyway

>trippier deflects the ball out
>starts yelling at winks
no wonder most of Yea Forums hates >us tbqh

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>4-1-4-1

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Not if my dubs counter it.

A clasico without TSU is not a clasico

I'll take it

lad an internet plan is only 100 brahmas
i download shit at almost 10 mb/s

bit of a clusterfuck, that

>Jorginho tries to pass forward, gives it away for a counter
lmao

Yay

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Their only redeeming feature

Fuck wrong thread

Top stuff by Luiz and Caballero

dubs and sarri dies

>fake tits

Not a fan. Wouldn't introduce to mummy.

Peedro needs to fucking die

sauce

hazard given the ball away with the exact same pass twice now lel

how do you feel about this bros

twitter.com/tweetteree/status/1100727634424672261

Imagine being Chelsea and only having one world class consistent player lmao

>sahri is still chelshit's manager

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Lamela is so shit

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Good god jorginho is awful

the crowd is dead as fuck

You pay for your internet in beers?

or bananas

I don't care if he's a goalkeeper, Lloris has no right to be so shit at distribution

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And he actually thinks that Real will sign him wwww

Everyone's a bit knackered at this time on a school night. Everyone will be rowdy for Spurs Arsenal on Saturday.

watch jorginho

absolute based

they accidentally put too much internet in my internet bucket this month, so i'm just reaping the benefits

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When Gazzanigga was played against Arsenal in the cup both the goals came from quick goal kicks

Fuck sake just put Gazzanigga on

Cute nipples desu

>kante

*points*

i'm not going to ask you guys to post more women with see through shirts, i'm just going to say that it's appreciated

Is this a dead era in world football or am I wrong?

No real stars. Braindead zoomers. Elite clubs faltering

Why don't footballers get arthoe girlfriends? It's so boring seeing the same old plastic trashy wags

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JIHADI JOHN
HE'S FUCKIN DEAD
HE HAD A BOMB
DROPPED ON HIS HEAD

Higuain doesn't look dynamic enough to be a threat. I wonder if he's just too old now.

>england’s elite 6

Tottenham, Chelsea and Man City are all memes that are going to either get raped by FFP (Man City), or fight for Europa league for the next couple of decades once Liverpool, Arsenal and Man United get their shit together.

>klopp is just just missing his final piece in the puzzle (fatigue)
>man united potentially finally finding a manager that suits them
>arsenal slowly figuring things out

I personally think Solskjær is punching way above his weight, he wasn’t even a good manager for the second richest team by a country mile in Norway. However it’s a sign of things changing at that scummy club

The Jews are being jewed by you.

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This just how football is now. Soulless. It's more business than sport

i pay mine with tazos

>80m for a benched GK

Furthermore, how many footballers have black girlfriends? Are they all racist?

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The passing is pathetic tonight

in the words of a famous serbian football functioner
"I bring them whores to fuck, the idiots end up marrying them"

Where the fuck is Eithiopia?

>jorginho can't do enough
when can he

Send in the clowns

Spurs haven't won a trophy in 11 years and they are still England's 5th most successful club

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Booing Kane increases his power level

Lack of common interests

how do i remove my physical desire for women

>Manure, Slipperpool and Arselel all winning

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mommy

my dad was in vietnam said men come up to you offering drugs and young girls but that it's actually cops trying to entrap you is that true?

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Son is shit

Come on you blues!

>Short corners

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I hate this ridiculous whore and want to smash her teeth

>asensio, vasquez, Vinicius

Yeah even at 50% he is better than them, he is just tired of chelsea

If you ask me, football has been kinda meh since 2010 or so.

Footballers are just a bunch of manchilds only chads can score such creatures

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that's true yea, don't fall for them

Chelsea shot their load already

Same

"elite" clubs faltering is a good thing, it brings change. milan used to dominate serie a. premier league used to be between liverpool and man united. the world moves on

Long corners have such a low % of success than even short corners are better

North London

Wank every 2 hours

>twinks

>wasting those genetics on a mutt

NOOOOO

Chelsea "fans" are so quiet

It's not racist to never want to date black/latino/mixed women. It's just sexual preference.

oh God I wish that were me.

trollbar

Harry Winks is the cutest twink I've ever laid eyes on

they're 3d painted AI's

>tf
>tp

My feces can play better than Alonso

based

Halftime slags?

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selam

half time. Don't post any girls with nipples showing through their tops.

can't believe i am replying to a troll post. tottenham have won the same amount of league titles as burnley. same amount as huddersfield. half as many as sheffield wednesday. half as many as newcastle.

the below order is about right.

Manchester United, Liverpool
Arsenal
Everton
Villa, Chelsea, Manchester City
POWER GAP
Spurs, Wolves, Sunderland, Newcastle, Leeds etc

>the Lexus stoppage time is one minute

That's really bad, most cars can come to a full stop in like 6 seconds

this would never happen to me

well, boys. I was just laughing and farted, a little poo came out

me on the right ;)

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the jews always win user

>that 0-0 clasico slurper

I still would to be fair

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hahaha oh fuck
where is this from?

Slagtime halfs?

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>flag
makes sense

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this, except City is one below Chelsea and Villa but before a Power gap
jews btfo, you should not be supporting a black cock on a ball

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He didn't say anything about league titles though. When including cups, Spurs are England's 5th "most successful club"

Jesus christ america get your shit together

I Am Jazz

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>on a mutt
That is a full breed nigro man.

guy is including spurs honors before premier league. I mean, man united fans chant "20 times man united" over n over, why not?

change your posting style or fuck off

I know you can't be focused for every minute but you can't let a midfielder have all the space tWinks had.

Stamford Bridge is louder by default than almost any other EPL club since they're all shit. Old-style design with fans close to the pitch and always full.

>Etihad
Quiet
>Emirates
Literal library
>Wembley
Spurs can't even fill it lol
>Old Trafford
Sometimes not bad when they actually turn up for an important match
>Anfield
Larps as loud by singing that shit song all the time, they were embarrassingly quiet during the SLIP match even before it happened
>Olympic Stadium
Fans too far away, not filled out

King Power Stadium and Selhurst Park are the only other good ones.

mmm yes slurp slurp slurp

anyone else used to get their cock out on omegle?

migrating over from the liverpool match thread for the SLAGS

Me on the left

An el goblino tranner, impressive

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United's goal against Palace reminds me why I don't rate pl teams and modern football in general.
The defending is just so, so, bad.

you can have more than one canadian in a thread retard

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t. pajeet

jokes on you, only 11 of those thirteen are me

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t. quebecer

wasn't implying that all those were the same person, retard. just change your posting style and capitalize your sentences or something

My Super 6 is correctly predicted including golden goal but it's only half time

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Fucking grim, you can tell how disgusted and mortified by it but they know better than to admit it in this fucked up environment. I feel sorry for zoomers.

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thank god i don't want to cut off my dick

reroll, with the 5th and 6th digits deciding the score

how how about you suck my dick hoser

Oh shit, that's all you had to say lmao

why do fat women wear that stuff

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i'm not at walmart tho

cringe leafs as per I see

why is canada such a cringey country?

did you free quebec at least?

cringe brits as per I see

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youtube.com/watch?v=StK-PhwkbUQ

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>Willians face

WTF did he see?

>leafs

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GOOD MORNING MISS
CAN I HELP YOU SON

this cunt looks so much like my old landlord

>having to watch Gillette adverts when I've already boycotted the brand

Disgusting

What the fuck was that Higuain lmao

Moved on to Harry's

Hey, what do Brits think of U2, honest question

What happened to Zapacosta?

jorginho must have given the ball away about 20 times tonight

I'd rather us lose than draw desu

THE MAN'S MENTALLY ILL

SIXTEEN TODAY
AND I'M UP FOR FUN

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Meh

diversity is our strength

Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den, temptation's on it's way
Welcome to the house of fun

80's : great. After : shite.

...

I just tell foreigners they're British, like I do with all Irish exports.

GAMMON

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I don't like Hazard when he plays so wide

Kane, Eriksen, Son, Alderweireld, and Sanchez are above Spurs. You could also make a case for Alli.

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SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ SUAREZ

>No Verts

why the fuck is azpi playing right back? he has the attacking abilities of a dehydrated vegetable

Thanks to those motherfuckers my parents gave me a jewish name

youtube.com/watch?v=U9N_VvmgRSI

>Mariner

BONO!! BONO!!! BONO?!?!?!

C'mon, Blues!

I don't like Hazard

Just once I wish one of these trap rappers was stupid enough to wave a real pistol around on camera

>meant to be the game of the evening
>turns out to be the shittest

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he's weak. his character is weak. hes inconsistent. his decision-making is poor. and he's an idiot for staying at chelsea

>Bring Llorente on
>Score

I think he is good at defending, a useful characteristic 4 defenders

PEDRO
PEDRO
PEDRO

PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT PEDGOAT

FUCK

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whats rude about a body?

I am happy

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Calling the constabulary over the Spurs fans audibly chanting "yids"

>FRENCH GOALKEEPING

>Spuds

At this pace Tottenham may unironically lose their CL spot

Based Poodro.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH STUPID YIDS

>Davies
>Lloris

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ah for fucks sake

DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS DUMB YIDS

YIDS BTFO

OY VEY

What does Lloris need to do for Poch to sell him

PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO PEDRO

It's ogre

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good

City have scored on a penalty
Liverpool up as well

I GOT MY FIRST REAL SIX-STRING

Won't matter when we win it

based peedro, nerver doubted you 2bh

Imagine Arse taking over

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based sarri

how long until the yids just give up and start trying to kick lumps out of people and gauge their eyes out

>Hazard
Kekked player.

FUCK LIVERPOOL

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>Win every game without Kane
>Lose every game when he comes back

Spurs will unironically blow their 3-0 lead against Dortmund

Imagine liking a London club

webm of the goal pls

10 minutes

Kalou>>>> Hazard

Pedro wasn't appreciated in his time

The only Barca side that wasn't a meme was that 2010-11 one with the Villa-Messi-Pedro front three.

Would be the spursiest thing to happen for a long time

Lads why are noobs saying the players are betraying Sarri when literally just their individual effort saves his ass everytime since christmas. Ok, probably got Mou the sack but he has a history of it too. But last year they didn't turn their back on Gonde, it was just Bakayoko and Morata that were absolutely trash.

Poch meltdown when?

agreed, one of the most underrated players ever

Feels like every day we get closer.

Holy shit those Pedro tekkers

Remember when Spurs had the best defense in the league?

Why is it getting worse each season?

I rate Pedro now

Great tackle in the box there by Pedro

Is Pedro, dare I say, the GOAT?

>Lampard at the front of a midfield 3

Fundamental misunderstanding of his role lad. Lampard works primarily in midfield to control the game and only comes forward when the play is ahead of him, arriving late. He doesn't like receiving from behind.

Ancelotti tried it in a diamond like his Milan side with Kaka in that role and it didn't work.

imagine NOT rating Pedro

what a FUCK TACK

>pedro

At least Alderweireld is actually trying despite wanting to leave

Eriksen can just fuck off

always rated pedro la

>hey blondie

Nice to see a Spaniard also on the same page m8.

At least at this rate we won't break our no draws record this season.

>Erik Lamela is 26
That doesn't sound right

leave it to spurs to finish 5th in a title race

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he was just the only creative player I could think of, so I put him there

Oh fuck off, we've lost 8 games this season

Any stream that actually works? All I've tried are shit and all the good sites are down

it's a wonder that this match hasn't turned into murderball with this ref

based pedro

Hes the biggest flop in recent memory

Lads, it's Tottenham

Hes fucked off for the past three games

How do we fix Tottenham?

Coutinho is a thing

Relegate then so they can lift the championship trophy

Maybe Sarri adjusted his tactics or maybe Kante has grown to understand his role better but he's been immense the past games and Sarri might just end up being proven right

morata is unironically a bigger flop

>t. someone who owns a #9 shirt with his name on it

Amazing comunication between RLC and Willian there, with Willian shouting RLC to keep pressing and the british ignoring him,

>Willian
meme

Stop losing against out of form teams.
They are the biggest jobber in the PL.

>sell Alderweireld, Rose, Eriksen, Janssen, Llorente, any other players that want to leave
>sell Lloris, Davies, Dier, Lamela, Vorm and all the other dead weight
>buy thq quality half of the Dutch league i.e. Lozano, de Ligt, Onana, Ziyech
>buy the Real Madrid and Barcelona players out of favour i.e.Asensio, Bale, Malcom, Vermaelen

>Kane without Dele Ali

Wow it's fucking nothing

>moora

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

PETER YOU'VE LOST THE NEWS

jesus christ the cringe

AND SOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT

What does Moura do?

>parking the bus with the top-5
>sarriball with the rest
Did Sarri solved football?

Why must you lie like this?

ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN

ALL THE PEOPLE
SO MANY PEOPLE

SHE KNOWS IT;S TOO LATE

Wow, Eriksen has genuinely stopped caring

Autism

>buying eredivisie shitters

>buy the Real Madrid and Barcelona players out of favour i.e.Asensio, Bale, Malcom, Vermaelen
Bale's wage is like thrice Kane's

AS WE'RE WALKING ON BY

Sell Lloris

t. seething totnum fan who fell for the posts

does RLC think he's based diego costa by wearing a long sleeve shirt and rolling the sleeves up?

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Uhm

HOLY SHIT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVAHAHAHRIGIFIRBWOXURJWBS

OH NONONONONOONONONONOONNOONO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER TRIPPIER

>French goal keeping
>English defending

lel

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

OH NO NO NO NO

spuds title "dream" is finally over

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ahahahhahahahahHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Did Giroud /unlock/ Trippier?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GIROO ASSIST IN 5 SECONDS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

ITS FUCKING SPURS LMAO

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>STUPID YIDS

HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH

For me, now that's funny

no slip
trip

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Ayy Lmao

This goal was all kepa

HAHAHAHAJHAHAJAAAAJJAJAJAJAJAHAJHAJAJ

THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN TRIP NOW

superb finish from trippier

clinical

HES SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE.

WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCK UP

great assist

>spurs
so much
>SPURS

Giroo is the fucking GOAT.

IT FUCKING TRIPPED LMAO

>YIDS

High IQ play by Giroud once again.

>the giroo effect

>CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM >CITY OF TOTNUM

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Spurs will lose to Arsenal then lose 4-0 to Dortmund

wtf

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AHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>change GK
>win

?

Willian seething
But mroe seriously him and RLC don't seem to understand each other well

Worried me for a moment there my stream was slow and I thought Tripper must have equalised somehow

Lads, it's Tottenham

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>lolris

I am done crying, I can only laugh

In the p league. He's useless

LADS IT'S

>trippy t

>spuds contending

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Giroo proving his worth as a super sub once again. Never doubted the lad.

also
>trips
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

THEYVE FUCKING BOTTLED IT AGAIN

Trippier lost at least three matches by himself already this season.

Me and my dad are crying with laughter, oh my word.

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It's funny because the players will leave Spurs as the club itself is a sentient being and is shit, when really it's themselves

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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which part of chelsea u lads from

United, Chelsea and ?

>1 shot on goal
>2 goals

SPURSY
PP
U U
R R
S S
Y Y

>spurs shots on goal: 0
>spurs shots on own goal: 1

Imagine if Chelsea got their shit together every game

Makes u think

webm?

pedro is so fucking based lads

>play Giroud
>win

what's so hard? Deschamps figured it out while both Italians somehow struggle with the abstract concept that is Giroo. Arsene knew what's up.

Grippier, sissoko, Moira, airier, Pamela, Davies out absolute wastemen

>lose to Arse on Sat
>will only be one point separating them

ANOTHER GLORIOUS SPURS COLLAPSE LADS

>tfw you make a humiliating mistake in front of a lot of poor people and have to go home and console yourself in your mansion by fucking your wag and starring at your 8-figure bank balance

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WE WERE TOO COCKY FELLOW YIDS WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I don't understand how a club can have a history of being chokers or bottlers, like Spurs being "Spursy"
The players change every season with clubs, so how does it happen? Spurs for example have very good players but they still can't seem to overcome it

Lads are Chelsea good again?

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I rate giroo

SEETHING

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Pedro is hilarious

its a stigma i guess

Are tottenham masochists? Do they enjoy humiliating and degrading themselves?

>thinking the players run the club

It's not being bottlers it's not mentality not belief bullshit like that. They have a squad that isn't good enough to win the league. They don't spend a lot of money and in the end of the day money wins

t. trippier’s slag

Desu Kane did nothing worth of being booked, I hate when refs do this

I don't know why I support this club

BASADO

This but with players en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus

Yes. At least until next match.

The only bigger ones in the league are Liverpool.

sarri just ditched poch

Pedro es mi Mexicano preferido

As Chiellini said;
>“It’s the history of Tottenham,” he said. They always create many chances and score so much but, in the end, they miss always something to arrive at the end. We believe in history.

I bet you feel a cunt now

Chelsea played really well. I hope Sarri makes it at Chelsea. Chelsea's upcoming fixtures are

Fulham A
Kiev H
Wolves H
Kiev A
Everton A
Cardiff A
West Ham H

could be a nice run for Sarri and Chelsea, after which they're away at Liverpool

poor sod