/mlb/ general - MARCH LOVES BASEBALL edition

Houspie strikes again!

> a cusb fan actually posts
how typical. what is wrong with them

>admitting it

At this point yes. Because the momentum is completely off them right now and all signs are pointing towards him wanting to be a Dodger or Cub. So much that Phillies would even surprise me because Bryce's family is against playing there.

wouldn't that be nuts? dads/doyers battling in the NLCS for the right to lose to Da Sawx?

>dads
somebody update muh meme?

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inquisitr.com/5316338/bryce-harper-prefers-not-sign-phillies-dodgers-cubs-1st-choices-mlb-rumors/
Read this if you're unaware

The Arenado deal probably gives the Dodgers more financial flexibility if anything since he may have been in their plans for next year. So at this rate it's all on Friedman to pull the trigger and give him the megadeal he wants.

Would the proximity to Vegas and longterm contract be enough to make Harper a Padre? I feel it could.

apologies I should have known

You and the front office aren't on the same page. The Padres are trying to focus on Keuchel right now because their pitching is balls.

youtube.com/watch?v=Dl7tYYv7-Cs&

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I would rather have pitching than Harper too but getting Keuchel would be so dumb especially lockterm. Next years list of pitching FAs is filled with great ones, just wait till then.

Please leave the baby noises to another thread. We use the GENERAL to talk about baseball.

Just trade for Snell desu that's what makes the most sense if anything. Not like the Rays have winning on their mind despite overperfoming last year.

upvote

Predictions for the season?

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Very comfy question. I think my team will do well.

hrmmm...mo is spotted in the premises i see... give me time ill find it out...

Please, sir. This is the general. We've freed ourselves from the tense and uncontrollable twitches of Autism that present themselves when forced to post outside of the general.
Here in the general we talk comfy baseball with the lads. We post comfy images of a swarthy Anonymous (no mask) offering a comfy baseball.
Most of all, we practice respect. Respect for each other, but above all else, the general.
Maintain your composure.

Comfy general, lads.

>cringeneral

Lads, please feel free to use the real general to post comfy baseball predictions for the season, or any general comfy baseball chatter.
Let me know if you're in need of any comfy conversation starters.

Comfy general topic, lads: "think they'll go all the way this year?"
Feel free to respond at your leisure.

Responding to my own question, but from what I've seen of my Astros the past couple of seasons I really think they'll make a comfy run for it, lads.

too bad someone wont make an /mlb/. houspbergers is at it again

Sir you WILL comport yourself within the comfy boundaries of the general.

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>nene
>not hifumi

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James Shields lol

>LAD: Kershaw (shoulder) to try throwing Thursday
T H I R T Y
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theathletic.com/802364/2019/02/05/rosenthal-three-batter-requirement-for-all-pitchers-universal-dh-part-of-proposals-that-could-bring-big-change-to-baseball/
Please don't tell me they are actually going to do this.

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>tooslownohitzski
>toowhinygiganticbitchonthebenchski
>toohurttoplayforoverayearthenshitontheirformerteamzski

Can this thread not be full of whos senpaitachi crying and whining about Shields and Tatis?

>(((Rosenthal)))

Cubbies win it all and by it all I mean the division and they lose to the padres in the nlcs. If darvish gets his shit together, maybe they go to the ws

>stankiees and sox both have 95.5 win total o/u
Pennant race should be fun again

I bet they do it. They really think that shortening games will bring baseball back to a national sport. It still kills it for local markets, so I don't know why they'd mess with a good thing

>haha I don’t get why all these Jews would ruin something for their own profit haha

Nice racism bigot.

lads, who do we think was the player that had a family member die on the red sox today?

>join thread
>see this post
F this, I'm out

Leave, shills, and never come back

marlins = 2020

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But wouldn't the DH make games longer? A DH is gonna have a higher batting avg compared to a pitcher.

chicago.cbslocal.com/2019/02/26/ald-tunney-wins-in-chicagos-44th-ward-ricketts-played-hardball-to-oust-the-alderman/
lmao cusb show their ugly side yet again

Yes, that's the conclusion I would draw. They also have floated the idea of lowering the mound further.

What scumbags!

What is seriously up with the Chicago media trying to villainize the Cubs all because they are right wing? Is this what fascism looks like?

For anyone wishing to talk nippon baseball... Enjoy guys

In America, "fascism" is just a euphemism for "thing I don't like". It's a hopelessly judaized and negrified society, with each "side" tripping all over themselves to bleat on about how much they love niggers, democracy, and the sanctity of global finance capitalism.

If you want to know what actual fascism looks like, find a country America has bombed in the last 70 years.

I hate the Tribune so much.

chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/ct-spt-cubs-tom-ricketts-father-emails-apology-20190218-story.html

>Is giving the Ricketts family your money supporting a right-wing agenda? It's a question Cubs fans need to consider

@cubs owners the Ricketts:

-patriarchs racist emails, son bombs denial

-Deal w/ Sinclair media, prop. tool for right wing, bring in huge $

-Buy alderman to run against incumbent

-Plead poverty while competitors improve

-Ticket cost surge 33% in 4 yrs

-Give pass to abuser

Are the Cubs /ourteam/ fellow /pol/lacks?

Now I understand why Cubs fans hate White Sox fans so much and vice versa.

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>Ricketts family tries to replace longstanding alderman with a puppet to make more money for themselves
>"T-the media is always trying to make the csub look bad!"

>negrified society

No. If you actually read the emails, the old coot drones on and on about "Judeo-Christian" nonsense. He's only "right wing" in the Scofield Bible/judaized heresey/postwar sense. He's only "conserving" the conditions of victory achieved by zionist neoliberalism against the forces of the traditional West in the second zionist war.

Absolutely disgusting.

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Why are so many Chicagoans flipping their shit at all this then?

Shoo Nazi frog. Your president is getting ripped a new one at this very moment.

We're talking about the same city that brought us this:
secondcityhockey.com/2015/10/7/9476195/a-way-to-make-seeing-kane-play-less-uncomfortable#331934708

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Based.
>cusb

The strength of the postwar system lies in its ability to convince the controlled ends of the spectrum that they are diametrically opposed to one another and that they are inflicting grievous wounds and winning revolutionary "battles" when they accomplish system goals at the manufactured "expense" of the other side.

I'm sure these same Chicagoans believe that Donald Trump -- zionist extremist who has shipped billions of dollars of heavy weapons to Ukraine, threatened Germany/France/Denmark/Sweden with physical violence and state sanctions over the Nordstream II Russian gas pipeline, is currently engaging in an early regime change operation in quasi-Russian satellites Venezuela and Iran, has slapped Russia with the stiffest sanctions since the USSR, has an administration full of the same people who ran the Brady Bond/9-11 scam with the jewish mafia to take down the USSR -- is a literal Russian agent and now they want genocidal war with Russia to kill all of the White people and break Russia up into a dozen smaller countries.

This whole situation is just extremely embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with this fucking country?

Good post

In their defense, they DID win a World Series.

Civil war less than a decade away, you should start preparing

So winning a world series makes it okay to be a Trump supporter?

All I wanted to do was just watch baseball. Why does this have to happen?

This is insane...

"To find out who rules over you, look to who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

These assholes are out of control

Which ones?

your mothers...hah i kid...

How the fuck did you know about my 2 moms?

Bryce going to the Giants

mlbtraderumors.com/2019/02/giants-held-2nd-meeting-yesterday-with-bryce-harper.html

THANK YOU BASED PEBBLES AND BASED ARENADO

Wouldn't lowering the mound help the batters?

They gave up of pitcher clock and the universal DH at least until 2022

espn.com.au/mlb/story/_/id/26089271/mlb-prepared-ditch-clock-2022

Inspector there is an reason that I posts non koshien jap stuff here and not in another "general"

It would get too messy, but, I would be glad to reply any questions you have

Fucking political polarization, thanks to social media and their fucking bubbles

The worst is that is everywhere

My team will once again take the division because it's a total dumpster fire, then get swept by a real team. So just a repeat of last year.
t. Indians fan

Twins are winning the Central, my lad bro.

>indians are winning...
kek lol you had your chance! It's ogre!

L O S E D I A N S ! ! ! !

>mest pitcher's arms explode

Dodgers play mediocre baseball all year, don't make any significant signings other than bargain bin shopping for arms, make playoffs, lose to the Brewers in NLCS. Then everyone wonders why everything went wrong.

I just want to watch them win ONE/UNO/1 WS, is that too much to ask?

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you sure, are the worst!

Who's watching the Repubs getting routed by the Dems at Cohen Field?
>Southern athletes

Stanton and judge hit a combined 200+ Homer's

>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

365 of haters hating

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Discord has entered the thread!

Hey Autistro.

uh oh here comes the dicksword!

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Based Houspie

Me. It's awesome.

houspie has entered the bread

You guys will spend the entire season on it?

sorry I'm trying to change

Sowwy!

My bad bro...

Phillies vs Red Sox world series

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Marlins will be your world series champs

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how did the phillies manage to choke on harper so hard? its almost impressive

>Cubs network to be done by Sinclair.
Welp, looks like i'm pirating from now on.

Morning, lads.
How is everyone doing today?
Been busy kicking wageslave ass all morning.

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Hi Sandy

Sandy?

Sandy Aygo

FTFY

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the phillies are barely better than they were last year, and now the nl east is incredibly difficult. they'd be lucky if they get the second wildcard spot

Based

Basedball with that pathetic attempt at hoping that everyone forgets about the pitch clock

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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harper time

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>the nl east is incredibly difficult
The only 2 teams that are remotely dangerous is a harperless nats and a braves squad that hired used goods

For me, it's Aaron Michael Nola of Philadelphia Baseball Phillies.

forgot pic

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For me it's the Saint Louis Fairies

For me, it's February Baseball

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Stop by the docks and see our world famous fairies before you sprint over to our darling pride and joy, the door out of town!

>an arch

>the gapeway arse

I'm expecting another season of mediocrity and another 3rd or 4th place in the AL West
>t. rangers fan

HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS
HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS
HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS
HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS
HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS
HARPER TO GIANTS
>HARPER TO GIANTS

fake news (for now)

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>it's real
failies btfo

>12:22:22
>dubs 22
hmmmmmmmmm

>we're getting harper and the ten year philadelphia baseball dynasty starts now!
oops

how did philthy fuck up on Harper so bad? they had it in the bag if they just allowed that 3 year opt out

Have you heard the gripping tale of the Chicago White Sox courting Manny Machado?

all that hard liquor they sell in the stadium went straight to their head

Phillies are fourth place at best

yeah but the white sox apparently lowballed him with a sub 300mm contract. the philthies had the money on the table for him but wouldnt budge on the opt out which seemingly cost them

they have been fucking up for years-crawford and kingery are/were busts, moniak was a terrible first overall pick, their manager is gabe kapmeme

Unlike chicago, Philadelphia actually is trying to be competitive.

Are the dodgers gonna threepeat ?

>Bummer

seems entirely likely

This guy gets it

cbssports.com/mlb/news/pittsburghs-increasingly-cold-relationship-with-the-pirates-is-an-example-of-modern-baseball-gone-awry/

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Yes and with Harper too imagine what they will do.

I genuinely feel bad for the pirates. All that potential just absolutely squandered.

Pirates ownership has passed Marlins and Mets ownership as the worst in baseball

They still need to beat the final boss.

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SIGH....

Lose to Random AL team and give a random super contract to anyone the following season

He was never going to Philly, so Niggerdelphia fans shouldn't feel too bad.

sigh...........gah..............gackt..........bagagrknlnkgrelagklr.......

It's a crying shame one of the best franchises with one of the best named teams that play in the best looking stadium in baseball where their players wear unis that have some of the best colors in baseball is becoming less and less memorable as each year goes on.

>gackt
I love that guy! What's your favorite song?

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YOU´RE NEXTTTTTTTTTTT
NEXT DECADEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=qAZB_GX4QsE

Discord is here!

r-r-royals bros hold me we're going into a new decade where we're irrelevant again :(

Why do you hate porn?

These falseflaggers are going to absolutely ruin my well-manicured reputation on /mlb/...

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What well manicured reputation? You think we all didn't forget about 2014-2015 or the Heimlich thing?

169th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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I don't senpai. I don't love it either. I'm addicted to it but I've long since developed a deep hated for what I do. Like alcoholics.

I'm just sad man. Excited for this meme year tho cause we have like the best base stealers in baseball all on one team. Gonna b goin fast but why exactly is there a meme where people false flag as royals fans. Haven't posted much this last season cause I see it every thread

Based Heims

Same, excited to see the bbbboys flying around the bases

Go look in the archives during 2014-2015 to find out why people hated royals fans then

>cusb win their division but lose in the NLCS

I stand by my belief heimlich never did it and only signed the plea deal because his idiotic lawyer literally informed him it was the best route going forward than taking the case.

Outside of admitting he did it that one time for the eyes of the law in every mandatory therapy sessions afterwards he refused to admit having ever done it. Long after he admitted it in the eyes of the law for years he'd deny any cause in what happened. I bet his uncle/aunt set the kid up.

I also find it hilarious because there's another fucking universe where government beauracrats don't fuck everything up and release his childhood file and big man heim is pitching in the majors right now.

I don't needa look in the archives for some of my favorite memories of Yea Forums those were the years

>neither post denies or rebuts the claim
kek

Keep up the excellent posting

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All I could find are that the Royals were in the World Series in 2014 and won the World Series in 2015?

Are you saying that people hate Royals fans because of jealousy? I guess that makes sense. It's quite pathetic but makes sense.

So if you don't believe he did it, how do you explain people talking about the virtue of forgiveness?

I used to hate baby-posting too. Like, it made me really butthurt and depressed to see /spol/ being dragged in the autistic pleb mud.

But through time, after seeing dozens of baby threads every day for two months, it slowly got under my skin, one thread at a time. At first I was mad, but grew slightly curious over time. After a couple of months the giggle started, followed by the mild laughter, to finally end up a few months ago in a constant, nonsensical nervous breakdown. Now I'm laughing my ass off at every single mention of BASED HARPIE? or THE BASED BAUER MAN to the point I spit on my computer screen out of laughter. Imma just going to lose my job if I continue browsing Yea Forums during the day...

I've been in love with Bauie for a while now (and yes, he is in charge of my heart Yea Forums), I love talking in my head to daddie, even though he really don't say much (he says nothing actually). Babbyposting has been too much of a widdle guy for me, and the lack of baby threads is extwemewy painful for me.

I feel that if /spol/ pulls babieposting off, I WILL die.

Don’t fight it. Getting caught by babby threads is your secret plan user, even if you do not realize it yet. Let this fun plane ride crash over you... And for once, let babieposting survive, so that no one else will.

This is the humble confession of a hothead, now completely under the spell of the widdle guy.

Never stop spreading the fun. After all, it's all for you

Based /ourguy/ Big Time Heims

Jon Jay lol
twitter.com/NonnieJonnie/status/1100880213385379841

Yonder Alonso lol
twitter.com/NonnieJonnie/status/1100858265448169474

I think he did it, and I think the Royals should have picked him up and made him the face of the franchise. They dropped the fucking ball, bro.

If it's jealousy over 2 world series, why aren't Dodgers fans treated the same way?

I like the Mets. They're my favorite team (that plays baseball (the sport))

Why did the White Sox acquire these two players?

This. Based.

After Royals general manager Dayton Moore first said his club was gathering information to "feel comfortable in pursuing Luke," he expanded on his potential willingness to sign a pitcher with arguably first-round talent.

"We were very interested in Luke last year. And obviously this accusation came out," Moore told Royals broadcaster Ryan Lefebvre, per Rustin Dodd of The Athletic. "So we immediately put everything on pause, as we should, to gather facts, gather information. He went out and performed this year. Not only did he achieve athletic excellence, he achieved academic excellence along the way. ... It's a very complex deal."

Moore, who previously said the Royals "believe in giving players second chances," cited outfielder Jarrod Dyson as an example. Dyson, who played 550 games with Kansas City between 2010-16, had been suspended for 50 games for taking amphetamines back in 2009. Moore said the Royals will continue to assess whether Heimlich should be given another chance as well.

"Do we know the player?" Moore said. "We do know the player. We do believe in the player and the person, in Luke Heimlich. It's just more complex than that.

"I didn't say we were going to sign him. Do I believe that he has earned an opportunity to play professional baseball? I do, because of his character over the last four or five years, what we know about him, and how he performed. I'm not going to sit here and say he 'deserves' it, because I don't know all the facts."

Because as it stands heimlich took a plea deal admitting he did it to avoid a court case because his lawyer told him that was the best option. At the time heimlich himself was a minor and per the pleadeal after childhood this part of his record would be sealed, his future actually safe with tons of possibilities to continue his career.

Heimlich took this because as a teenager following your lawyers advice is about all you can do, served his time in a juvie detention center for children and kept up his baseball arm. he'd constantly work with his therapist as mandated and while they'd go over a lot and heimlich had a lot on his chest and plate big guy heim never once over the course of a few years would ever admit to doing it again. Just that one time to avoid trial. Anytime it was brought up he'd deny that it ever happened.

Now heimlich I bet wishes he just fought the court case that he took a plea deal in to avoid causing drama for his family and for his future because government beauracrats fucked up at couldn't keep a childhood file sealed and his life's ruined anyways.

Not a mets fan but I also like them. How do you feel about getting Robbie Cano Don'tcha Know?

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For some reason the White Sox FO thought offering Manny his family and friends was worth more than guaranteed money.

His family and friends that sung the praises of San Diego.

Most likely fighting it would have caused more drama especially in today's #metoo society. Even if he won the optics would have been so bad there's no way for his continue to foster if it would even have started.

How does one franchise keep fucking up time and time again like this?

>one franchise
>one

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forced meme but I'm happy they got him - he's been looking spry

the royals should be ashamed of themsleves

#blessed

He's such a funny great guy
youtube.com/watch?v=0b9rOji_PWY

Yeah who knows maybe he actually did end up doing it too and just got what he deserved but like, the entire timeline of what happened with heimlich, the evidence that the opposing family had seemed fishy at best with the major evidence being from the actual defendent herself, a really young, even younger than a toddler accusing heim herself. That is definitely not the actions of a kid that small. I really do believe she was manipulated or forced to accuse him by her parents.

But at the same time none of this really matters. I just feel really shitty for people that essentially get absolutely shit on by the media be it when they never deserved it in the first place or even someone who does their time and isn't ever given another opportunity somewhere else.

They need to do this again now that he's a Met.

Tebow might be hitless in spring training but he looks good doing it

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>that beta AF white guy

#notblessed

#cursed

I'm pretty excited about this J.D. Davis fella

based Dayton

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Now that's a comfy waffle.

He's such a sanctimonious douche.

yeah he could compete for a spot on the 40-man

He is already on the 40-man. He will probably be on the 25-man all year

Bryce harper has signed!!!!!!!

Cubs win!
Cubs win!

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Fernando Tatis Jr Hits His Second HR of Spring Training
twitter.com/Padres/status/1100897334538502144

Jon Jay lol

Where?

Meanwhile the White Sox are 0-4.
...sigh...
gah...
...gackt...

the teamies!

Sigh

Fuck you for making me check!

Right on time here comes the whos fans to cry about shields and tatis and spam and ruin the thread. I'm out. think I'll watch a movie

What was the appeal of James Shields? Shouldn't there have been a red flag that he wasn't good after he gave up a home run to bartolo colon?

Can you blame them? They have no hope for the future. The rebuild has failed.

What movie?

>whos fans crying and whos apologists spamming the thread
No thank you. Bye.

Why the fuck does a shitty irrelevant team ruin /mlb/ anyways?

YOUR team isn't the butt of every single joke. YOUR team isn't the biggest failure in the history of sports.
Nobody here knows what it's like to have a loyal fanbase that just asks for at least something to be hopeful for. One thing. And to be mocked for our loyalty along the way.

sorry I didn't know!

Someone recommended it. I hope it's good

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inquisitr.com/5317819/bryce-harper-finalized-dodgers-deal-mlb-insider-rumors/

DODGERS GET HARPER
3RD WORLD SERIES CONFIRMED

mlbtraderumors.com/2019/02/bryce-harper-to-white-sox-10-years-330-mi.html

>FILTHYDELPHIA

Wheres >philthies!!! poster

Why would you pay 330 for larper?

Pengwings poster here

Ask the Dodgers who are about to pay 350.

You can stop congratulating yourself now.

Real pengwings poster here...ama

>Team Stupid Money
Shmets comin for that philthy ass

Get bent loser

Nothing but wankers and assholes in this one

^oh you can die now wanker

*after he gave up a home run to bartolo colon followed by 10 runs to the fucking memeiners

Is it good?

Nobody could have known it was a bad trade at the time. In fact, most of /mlb/ were favorable at the time.

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This is my /mlb/ face

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Some of these reactions are funny

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68088272/#68103426

Oh no no no no

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68088272/#68104236

Eternal royals guy was right on the money

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68088272/#q68104371

>that whospost trying to meme on san diego over the trade
kek lol

strawpoll.me/10397764

>>james shields
>I don't like it, just as bad as latos and migo. Now they have 3 shit 5th starters instead of 2. And they lose all of the financial flexibility from laroche leaving

>They're getting a shit player and spending 15M on him, it's not a good price. Now they don't have the money for someone who could actually make an impact. Plus 21M wasted for the next couple years as well, there goes the money freed from danks and then some.

What a surprise, even back then whos fans couldn't stop crying.

White Sox fans had every right to back then and now. That's what happens when this man is your owner.

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>laroche
kek

why did you post this

How do you not know who arod is?

it's gay

How new?
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gay

Becareful guys, you'll summon the seething yaks fans

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I think free agency is dead for all-stars for a while. Neither teams nor players want to deal with this bullshit again, so teams will be looking to extend the guys they have, and the players will gladly accept. The Cubs will probably save up until they have to extend Bryant and Baez. The Yankees will extend Judge and Andujar eventually. The Angels will extend Trout. And so on...and now all these teams that tore down their entire roster to "rebuild" are kicking themselves.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68255622/#68258075

Trout is the only player in the world worth a monster $300m contract. If Harper somehow lands 300 than Trout is at minimum 400.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68255622/#q68260169

>Yankeefags
OH NO NO NO NO NO AH AH AHHHAHHAHAHAHAHaHA

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Have you seen that guys GF tho? Shes fucking hot af.

>Gnats were still thinking even year meme magic was going to power them to another worlds eries.
LOL

t. seething doyers chicano

Why do they always cry? Even if he was right about shields, what is it with the crying?

Because he was right about Shields.

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>Mets LF Brandon Nimmo out for 2 days due to dehydration from vomiting caused by undercooked home chicken

we need to bring back the abstract art meme

Is it, dare I say it, our year?

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Tunney is a homo. Cusb are anti meth

I guess the season hasn't officially started yet so Oriole fans are still hopeful and positive.

I give it till the first week of May

Based

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68238887/#68240226

>meme
It's more like a fact. Especially now.

reminder that the sigh meme is real

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/68238887/#q68246609

>I honestly can't think of any team worse than the whos
Lol this.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why febuary cant end, i want march comes, i want regular season i want spring koshien AAAAAAAA

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What the hell was the point of the Mourn-o signing anyways?

Why do you guys pick on the White Sox every day? Haven't their fans suffered enough?

They always cry over how bad their team is so we're here to make fun of them for how bad their team is.

What about The Orioles?

Unlike the whos the Orioles have actually been to the playoffs recently.

Because they could have won with Sale, Eaton, Quintana, and Abreu.

The sox have won a ring 20 years more recently

One does not simply sign Bryce Harper...
I'M READY I'M READY I'M READY
kek..

When?

How do you win with 4 players? Last I checked a major league baseball roster has 25 players.

Do the Orioles have any decent prospects? At least the whos have Eloy

The White Sox could have had 100 players on their roster and couldn't have won. They are the most suffering team in baseball for a reason.

2005?

no

audibly kek'd at this. Yet, its still a very poignant point. Well said, user.

>@Ken_Rosenthal: hahn and kenny seen packing their bags at #whitesox headquarters, it seems that they are on their way out. new GM to be announced soon

>what is a core
They could have easily built a core around them without tearing down. Remember, it's been 2 years since the "rebuild" started, and all three are still under contract.

Can the Whosfags please fuck off back to the discord and let baseball fans discuss baseball?

*slumps shoulders*
*tucks tail inbetween my legs*
fwine...

Thank God those assholes are gone. So where's Harper going, boys? I'm thinking Arizona.

some highlights from KBO Spring Training that happened yesterday

youtu.be/EPdtNxNtm8U

>yfw its Preller

NPB

mo has been spotted on the premises I see... gimme some time, ill find it out

Not the White Sox
sigh...

>cold feet

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Literally samefag falseflaggers

how can 3 different posts be samefags? you mean they are all one person?

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Let's be honest, the who's have some real potential for growth. Not a fan but I will cheer for their success.

This. I don't know why their fans are always crying and trying to be in the spotlight. Bunch of whiners.

grrr these samefags !!!!
WHO FANS HAVE A MONOPOLY ON SADNESS NOW BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!

Nice inspect element, fag

Samefag

That was before all their prospects got injured. What do they have now?

For me, it's the Washington Baseball Nationals.

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yfw /mlb/ is all 1 person on 60 different IPs

lopez needs to get his shit together
5 hits today
man all these young pitchers suck. I still think the sox can get a third place finish in the comedy central with all the young talent, just gotta keep trotting them out there and wait for the improvement that will inevitably come
alonso and jay are really nice additions

Didn't they have that one guy who could throw 105? Kopick or something?

well then we're definitely a bandwagoning faggot

if you take anything away from spring training performances you deserve to have GMs pull the wool over your eyes

>alonso and jay are really nice additions
Seriously enough with the falseflaggings.

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you're probably that dumb detoilet fan that used to spam ausmus
your team is the worst in baseball

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Why are people making a big deal and laughing at Eloy's .125 BA and 60% K rate then?

This continues until you recognize 2005.

based

sigh........james shields........sigh........fernando tatis........gah..........reynaldo lopez........meh.......sigh........giolito.........gackt.......eloy's a bust..........baghhaghwiegrhawrgwlg

The genny is being held hostage by the Discord!

are they? pay no attention to that, it's all meaningless. plus, how many at bats has he even had? not enough for a meaningful sample size

>whos fag calling any other team the worse team in baseball
>its the lilliesposter too
Sad.

here comes the discord!

I LOVE GACKT!!

White Sox crybabies are way worse than Cubs lifelongers ever were.
Lots to unpack here.

t. someone who's never seen Shields pitch

>everyone busted
>the rebuild failed
Can you really blame them?

This post made me gackt

twitter.com/SouthSideSox/status/1100840449546338304
OH NO NO NO CHIMPCAGO WHOS FAGS ARE SEETHING HAHAHAHAH

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now ausmus is gone and your boring milquetoast team has nothing interesting except an over-the-hill lazy miguel cabrera lol

Impossible levels of butthurt coming from the worst fans in baseball

what a bunch of petulant children. For sure get mad at the GM who was willing to pay the player, not your owner and GM that lies to your face for YEARS. thats the part I dont get, people still defend these nitwits

based bauer to daddies!

But they are mad at their own GM and owner and even called for their deaths?

OMIGOSH!!!!

this general is a fever dream

I guess they are starting too, but in the days following the Machado deal it seemed like over half of the callers that called in to ESPN 1000 were defending the move because machado "wasnt worth the money" and that the money would be better spent elsewhere. its like, you'd think as a fan they'd know by now that they money simply WONT be spent

So you admit it IS the general.

The fuck? The day of the deal all I saw was extreme anger at the FO and fans abandoning the team left and right.

Anybody calling for the death of Jerry Reinsdorf is a cowardly antisemite and frankly unamerican. Fucking cretin scum

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We're reaching levels of samefag that shouldn't even be possible.

The narrative on /mlb/ was that the ownership did the right thing. Whos fans were telling us about Machado being a clubhouse cancer to the new players coming up.
It sounded like cope to me.

The majority of the calls during my commute were defending the non-signing and trying to rationalize it someway. Maybe thats unrepresentative from the majority of the fan base though. I know speaking from the Sox fans in my life they were just happy to have "a seat at the table" with Machado

I predict Willson Contreras will win NL MVP in 2019.

there is literally nothing wrong with being antisemitic

LOL!!! The baseball mind of a cusb bandwagoner, ladies and gentleman. Look at him. Look at him and laugh. Audibly kek'd at this post, I mean my god

Pipe down, bagelburg.

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This is really big historical revision. All I saw was death threats to Jerry and Hahn. Extreme disappointment and fans being done with the team.

He already has 2 home runs in spring training

Why would you name your team after a song bird?

Maybe in some private insular circles like Twitter. But on the general there were great sighs of relief from Whos fans celebrating the move.

Oof, and here come the edgelords. You must be fun at parties. Who hurt you? You sad, strange little man. Having fun in mommy's basement? Doe she know you post these things form her wifi? Cringe.

Based contreras schwarber best catcher duo in the game

Whos fans were always antisemetic. Disgusting really.

Love schwarby

youtube.com/watch?v=RNNxOpARD88

White Sox ruin ANOTHER general.

based BAJP NEVER wanted Machado and he never wavered on that. My only question is, how does an admitted racist watch baseball? A lot of the players are hispanic

Are you sure it's not just cubs falseflaggers? We need godgers on the case.

Godgers enjoys shit posting he only got worked up when the banter gods set their sights on the Broors

oh sweetie

Christ that was brutally true

BAJP is gone. Just like NoHS, feces, rollins, and Real he's only a bad memory now.

His memory will live on through his hilarious tiny hands and that one image of his four cigars in a rough-cut cedar box.
God bless us all.

And so the truth comes out.

*breathes heavily but sporadically*
*wipes sweat from underbreast with world's smallest handkerchief*
ISSA HUMADOOR

>p....p....p......pengwins

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This makes me wonder. What are the memories that live on of the other trips?

We'll always remember those lifelong Brewers tripfriends for their unwavering loyalty to their team.

that is an nice big screen

The largest screen in the world, and belongs to an baseball stadium

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I wonder whatever happened to Asian Baseball Guy... that guy was based!

its me, i am just not using the trip

hmm.. someone has summoned me i see...

Do you think Kikuchi will win Rookie of the Year?

>National League is bet-

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Oh lol I see... Good to see you based ABG

holy based!!

ABG playing the game the right way. Just like based honorable NPB who don't chase checks.

he was just having an off year when he went to New York. Look at his houstan stats that same year.

based npb handing out instruction manuals to mlb on how to play the game the right way

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i had waiting for your reply all day lol

he started well but it will depnds if he will get used to MLB strikezone or not

same user
i hope you are hyping for spring koshien (poster related )

i always play the fair game with heart, those that doesnt play this way are losers

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What stadium is that?

>play the right way
>games on in the middle of the night
uh, no

Please find out who is behind the white sox spam/falseflagging.

I made a mistake, I meant that it was the comfy /mlbnpgigc/ thread.
I'm on it

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>i always play the fair game with heart, those that doesnt play this way are losers
Based. Good to see someone around here respects the game.

you're not man enough to >cusb with me

LOOK AT YOU SCARED
SCARED LIKE A LITTLE >CUSB FAGGOT

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kek

Sorry I'll try harder

sorry sir

>cusb

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its Yafuoku! Fukuoka Dome, home of softbank hawks

it would be better if was /mlb/ + /abg/ (abg means Asian Baseball General (also Guy when i use trip)

depending of where you live some games starts around 11PM or 5/6am

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I want to >cusb too

they have an retractable roof as well

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>/ (abg means Asian Baseball General (also Guy when i use trip)
Oh lol I was wondering about this one. This makes more sense than what I was thinking

dont think too hard there champ, wouldn't want you to get hurt

Lol I did nazi this coming

Any leads?

cusb will tear us apart again

simple and helpful just i like to be

SCUBA!!!!!!!1

What happened to BJAP? I recently found out I live within a few miles of him and I want to track his fat ass down

Phuck you bitch

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Mobility scooter capsized with no cheez-wiz in reach. He died minutes later.

Ohtani said that wants baseball to goes to every inch of planet and said "i would be glad if sport would develop around the world"

sportsbull.jp/p/485997/

What you think? based or not?

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F
Knew an uncle who went the same way.

Not based. I don't want third world jungle rats from Africa, Germany and Brazil shitting up my sport.

based Ohtani study way of bushido

Hol' up did that fuck actually die on us? I was supposed to shitpost irl at him at least once before he would inevitably implode

i miss bajp..

>Africa, Germany and Brazil
sad news, thore already play this sport for ages

Yeah, it totally will be. We just have to keep on dreaming.

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>muh deGrominator
>muh Thor
>muh 7 line

how badly will the mest be exposed in 2019?

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>Ken_Rosenthal: Sources close to Harper indicate he signed an 11 year $345 million deal with Giants, pending phsyical.

Fuck you for making me check!

>Ken_Rosenthal: user gets his money! teamies get user! a $500 million 1 year megadeal!!!

same

i thogout this drama would end

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>Per @ Jon_Heyman: Harpie to the Cubbies! Harpie to the Cubbies!!!!!

at this point of how much time harper is tooking time to say what team he goes i wouldnt be suprised if an Japanese or Korean team would give him some big money to play for them

Have you guys seen the documentary, Fastball? It's free on Prime right now. It's really damn good.

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>bharpie_34 IM SO HAPPY!

I bet they trade McNeil at the deadline for a "proven vet" and he kills them the rest of his career.

>Fastball
it was on netflix here too, i think i will check later if it still has on catalog

>names two elite pitchers and a fan club
>lol exposed XD

retarded yak idiot, the red sox are a lock to win the east again

I'm watching it right now and it is really interesting. They're applying physics to previous measurements and how pitches are measured now. I highly recommend watching it, especially in this cold stove and early spring training time.

tell that to cespedes' heels

>cespedes

literally who?

Is there a worst sports fanbase than Philly? I don't blame Harper for not wanting to play for that shithole.

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The
>yaks
are worse but philadelphia fans in general are the worst if that makes sense

No, that's what I meant, across all 4 major US sports they're easily the worst. They must be mentally retarded too, just go to twitter and type in bryce harper phillies to see the retardation on full display.

Honorable mention goes to Los Angeles

>mad at the phillies

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Retard alert

i-it's over Philly bros...

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philthies!!!!!!

Nobody is mad at a team that can't even make the playoffs.

The funniest thing is phillies fans convincing themselves they don't want harper anyway. At least White Sox fans aren't doing that with machado

Harper will either sign with the Dodgers or Giants. It's clear as day he doesn't want to play and live in Philly.

You want to see real bad? Check out philadelphia fans and Nick Foles.

III AMMMMMMMM LIVID!!!!!

>cocks aids

That's because you need fans in the first place to do that.

>follow philie
>follow giants
>follow dodgers

what he wants after all?

Who's that? Some kind of fringe prospect?

Harper is a fucking clown but he made the right call with that one

Doesn't stuff like in that pic happen for all hockey teams?

/mlb/ kun please save us

Good call. Fuck Ice soccer.

kek

>gaysconsin

kek lol ohhh no!!!!!!

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kek lol wheeze

kek lol oh no

blogs.fangraphs.com/the-los-angeles-angels-might-move-to-long-beach/

It's a pretty good read; would you guys rather see the Angels in Portland or in fucking Long Beach?

>Pokemon Strike and Pokemon Ball
>Pokemon Hit and Pokemon Pitch
>Pokemon Single and Pokemon Double
>Pokemon infield and Pokemon Outfield
>Pokemon Home Run and Pokemon Bunt
>Pokemon Fastball and Pokemon Curveball
>Pokemon Safe and Pokemon Out

Isn't Long Beach still in Orange County?

long beach, i have a free place to stay nearby

wtf is long beach

For me, it's the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Long Beach.

No, it's in Los Angeles

Selfishly, I would like a team in Portland so I can drive to another stadium once in a while and have another Seattle-Portland rivalry. I miss ripping on the Trailblazers.

> another Seattle-Portland rivalry

wait, yeah, i change my answer. that shit would rule

It was amazing when the Sonics were here. I get a little feel of it from friends that are Sounders fans, but I don't care about soccer, so it is just enough to make me miss it that much more.

>not including the tendies incentives

This, though I bet Vancouver would also be comfy.

These are literally >our only options.

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it is a location within the greater Los Angeles area.

I believe Tupac wrote a song about it.

yeah, i get it. i'll always hate the PIT dicks herpes team with each of my red blood cells but i miss the pirates bean ball war and the old stl hatred we had for several years. mls and a bunch of fcc people are trying way too hard to force hell is real with columbus but it doesn't feel genuine yet and i'm worried it's going to be as fake as the rest of american soccer culture

never heard of him

learn to care about soccer

>wanting an actual California team to move to fucking Portland
If you root for anything but the Angels or Padres and live in CA you are a faggot

>questioning the masculinity of doyerfans
Not advisable.

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SF is the gay fanbase
LA is the brown fanbase

i dont get it

new for 500 I guess..

yes and if you're arguing that brown people aren't masculine, i've got a few pipe-hittin' mexicans who would love to come over and fuck your girlfriend.

then the gays will redo her wardrobe

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>early
get the FUCK out

houspie has entered the thread!

>12 posts early
shall not

ca has too many teams and you know this

this is insane

Is there a worse state than California?

baseball?

on-time NEW with news and minimal autism

migrate

>posting early
please don't spam your thread, maurice, it's just getting deleted

shall not
shall

Oakland is the Chad franchise

>houspie

Get your shit together /mlb/
Sincerely everyone else

gnats forced memer is a cubfag