>PSV (2 seasons) averages 1 pancake per game wins Netherlands Eating Cup, ending a 6-year drought top eater of the league in 1995
>Barcelona (1 season) averages 1 paella per game wins Spanish Eating Cup, ending a 7-year drought wins UEFA Eating Cup, ending a 5-year drought, eats in the final wins Spanish Super-Sized cup, eats twice in the final wins 1996 Balloon D'or top eater of the league in 1997
>Soda America 1997 wins, drinks 5 sodas, named best calories gained
>Inter pre-diabetes(2 seasons) averages 1 pasta bowl per game wins UEFA Eating Cup, ending a 4-year drought, eats in the final wins 1997 Balloon D'or
>Soda America 1999 wins, scores 5 sodas, ends up top calorie gainer
>gets diabetes at the beginning of the 3rd season at Inter, misses the 4th season entirely, comes back at the end of the 5th season
>World Cupcake 2002 averages 1 confectionery per game eats twice in the final amazing eating comparable to Pele in 1970, Maradona in 1986 and Zidane in 1998 wins 2002 Balloon D'or
>Real Madrid (5 seasons) averages 2 paellas every 3 minutes wins 2 league eating titles wins a Spanish Super-Sized cup, eats in the final wins Intercontinental Eating Cup, eats in the final top eater of the league in 2004
By the point he makes it to Milan he had lost a knee to diabetes and was basically done with his career. Not going to include his 1994 World Cupcake win because he was dieting. Not going to talk about his career in Brazil because nobody cares about South American eating competitions. Let's leave it at that.
>10 seasons in Europe at top eating form, including his first year at PSV >averages nearly 1 sugary snack per game >wins 3 Balloon D'or >top eater of the league 3 times >wins 2 league eating titles but also 4 domestic cupcakes whilst eating in the finals >wins 3 international eating titles with his clubs eating in all the finals >wins 1 World Cupcake and 2 Soda America while being top eater
imagine trying this hard to be funny and being this bad at it
Aiden Miller
Imagine being diabetic oh wait you don't have to lol
Ian Brown
It was only funny the first time boss
Nolan Taylor
m8 i'm so sorry for you hope your life gets better soon
Aiden Hall
Best I've ever seen. This man played the highest possible level of football that a human can play
David Carter
I don't need your reddit apologies
Lucas Reed
Based and redpilled
Christopher Clark
*highest level possible
Justin Davis
Rose tinted glasses
Dominic Foster
recency bias
Bentley Wright
He was overrated then, he is overrated now, and he will be overrated forever
Leo Diaz
>tf >tp
Wyatt Mitchell
IT'S A FLAG ZOMGGMMFMMDMMSMMS LOLLLOOLEEROIGG HE MUST NOT HAVE ANY OPININOONO BECAUSE OF FLABGG HAHAH XDDDD LOLOOLOLL COOOL COOL COOLLLIIOOROORRNINONONONO DISSS HAHAHAAHA FLAG FLAG MEMEMEMEMEME
Parker Sanchez
>soccer big cringe
Ethan Rivera
>tf >tp
Liam Edwards
>scared Rugby-drone
Jaxson Morgan
>kiwi >wogball Why?
Brody Taylor
Yikes
James Ross
it will eventually take over I'm ahead of the curve
Angel Clark
cringe
Joseph Sanchez
You're either the biggest contrarian in the universe or a fanboy trying to downplay other legends to say only your favorite is the best.
Rugby in Australia is dying football WILL replace it
William Rogers
not sure afl counts as soccer mate
Sebastian Watson
Football is soccer I'm sorry your little concussion ridden pea brain couldn't grasp that
Matthew Roberts
maybe it can replace it as the third most popular football code here if you're lucky lol
Kayden Davis
>afl >soccer
Luke Martin
Please don't too much more thinking you might give yourself a concussion
Hudson Ramirez
doesn't bother me lol don't think many aussies would care or even notice
Brody Young
thanks for backing up my point, Aus gets BTFO'd too much in Union and League is dying because it's a second tier sport
Anthony Peterson
do you think I care about Union kek based AFL for me thanks
Nolan Torres
Why would I think you care about union when you said you don't care about rugby
Benjamin Phillips
because Rugby to kiwis is Union to suggest otherwise is autistic nitpicking
Christopher Evans
What the fuck are you talking about you idiot this entire time I have been referring to Rugby generally as an umbrella including League and Union holy shit what the fuck are you on about
Leo Clark
>I have been referring to Rugby generally as an umbrella including League and Union they're wildly different sports though do you live in a cave?
Jack Evans
I'm not getting into semantics I was saying that rugby IN G E N E R A L is dying
Joseph Long
League isn't too hot here at the moment but it's still much more popular than soccer and that isn't going to change anytime soon Union has been dead for ages, ever since private educated aussies began to start families at 35 years old and their borderline autistic single children stopped caring about the sport The outlook on "rugby" is completely different here, you can't say it itself is dying because the support base and culture around the two sports is different
Cooper Diaz
Soooo it's dying
Benjamin Foster
which are you referring to?
Jayden Roberts
rugby
Elijah Hall
why pursue ignorance hope you don't live your life like this
Kevin Anderson
My life is awesome
Jonathan Lewis
top thread
Brayden Ward
top kek
Jordan Lewis
>hope you don't live your life like this >hope your life gets better soon the current state of this banter
Aiden Powell
They just out themselves as redditors very easily
Jace Miller
For me, OP had an awful start but he's really grown into the thread
Ryder Jackson
Seething Ronaldinhofag.
Jonathan Gomez
You have to be a country for longer than 10 minutes to post here
Jaxson Martin
>this is what happens on Yea Forums when we're asleep
Nicholas Barnes
>New World-fag >Posting this Oh the fucking irony.
Cameron Lopez
Did anyone hear a baby trying to talk?
David Ward
Did anyone here an aboriginal zoomer chimp out?
John Roberts
itt: post strikers better than fatnaldo I'll start
