/hoc/

it was post #503 no need to be mr. pissy pants

And here. We. Go

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But if it's OP then I can phonepost without having to switch tabs

rape user back at it again

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you can’t falseflag shitpost as another general with that flag user

why do you need the schedule to post?
are you such a casual that you dont know the schedule by heart?

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shall be posting in both

imagine betting on the Kings

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>mfw

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People only post in threads with schedules on purpose to make me :(. I have feelings too :'(. Please cheer for the jest,s, or I will cry...

put a cheeky 50 on the Milds desu lad.

tinymurray.jpg

>betting on a team that got SWEPT by the sens
ISHYGDDT

can we get a Cliff Pu development update

hes poo

got traded to the kitties

developing a cocaine habit, and alcoholism for the springfield thunderbirds

i'm thinking shall

How has no one posted this yet?

BUF @ PHI, 7 pm
SJS @ BOS
CGY @ NYI
OTT @ WSH
PIT @ CBJ
LAK @ CAR
MTL @ DET, 7:30
MIN @ WPG, 8 pm (7 pm Central)
NSH @ STL
FLA @ ARZ, 9 pm (7 pm Mountain)
DAL @ VGK, 10 pm (7 pm Pacific)

Developing nicely. Turns out he's still cliff pu and not a /beav/ in disguise so we don't have to be disappointed

this is the post

Thinking a starting a hockey based podcast formed out winnipeg at the park with me who wants to come talk shop? Saturday night I'll meet you in the forest I'll bring beer and weed

based

will there be slurpees

I don't care if you post it inside the thread since the only posts I read usually are my own

read THIS *pees on you*

Dr pepper/grape/7UP

>reading only your own posts
sinking to a new low leaf.

read this faggot

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>I'll meet you in the forest
umm no thanks

CHUCKIE MAC

oh no

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>it was 2-0

Its not really a forest and I've never actually attacked anybody there

Honestly coyotes panthers and knights are Canada 8 9 and 10th team

GO JETS GO

based

Nobody post scores here. Post them in a different /hoc/. This is spoiler free editionim taking a nap soon GO Jets btw

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Dude I'm sitting in Burger King and I just started laughing so hard the manager threatened to kick me out

'Canes up 6-0 on the Kings after 2.

For me, it’s not caring about the schedule except for >my team’s schedule

Unironically this but sometimes I'll check up on my favorite players to larp as a finn

My dick just gained 10 pounds

>He's not at the game like the rest of us

Any of you lads have that webm of the girl in the hockey gear with the great eyebrows?

TOUCHEDOWN

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Losing 7-1 congrats Detroit Red Wings

>teds
oh no no no

I just want to win something

congrats, you just won deez nuts

Don’t mind me, I’m just on suicide warning

Tfw the Bruins are good but the Celtics are ass
Wtf I hate ESPN now

Can the jackets just move back to the west? It would be ideal

>a leafs fan ate literal cat shit
>he is married

>i cant even hug a girl

I just want queerbec to burn to the ground

poor chicken wangz

Why is Jets such a big mess on their own zone? Are they missing some defensemen?

>never won a playoff round
>blows up team for a cup run?
someone explain to me how everything is actually fine in columbus and not totally fucked

Honestly feel bad for him with how dangerous parasites live in cat pooh.

>blows up team
Huh

boil

finnish management

it's one game nigger calm down

you need to move to toronto m8. Apparently those women don't have high standards or expectations. You'll be knee deep in puss

>tfw pongs miss ploffs
>tfw jackets win cup

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is this a joke?

no i'm saying they're stuck in cap hell and have no picks for the next couple years right?

this is so amazing

Chara NEVER fights

streamable.com/gk2jc

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Accidentally loaded up the Habs game in French and now I want to learn French
I don't even like the Habs

>cap he’ll
Nah unless they resign panarin they will have over 10mil in cap space at the end of the season

No. I don't follow Jets that much.

duolingo my dude im getting pretty good at german

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France is based, never forget they helped win our freedom. French Canadians can suck my dick though.

I'll be there for the parade, crying

>laine scores a goal by doing absolutely nothing
>commentators and analysts drool over him for an entire period
nothing to do with the finn but shit like this is just tiring

Byfuglien out with LBI missed 19 of the last 25 and is out for the next 1-2 weeks, Morrissey injured last game (I think UBI) and is out for the next 4-5 weeks. Morrow has missed the last 4 games with LBI.

>never forget they helped win our freedom
They didn't do that for us, because they liked us or anything. They did it just because it was an opportunity to fuck with the British.

scary as fuck

which they are likely to do now right?

KEK

Are the Bruins a legit contender at this point?

I didn't realize Morrissey was out that long. That's unfortunate.

What's her name lad?

Do your parents know you're gay user

>kane takes a couple literal baby punches.
oooohhhhh so scarryyyyy. man he's like SO tall. wow. scary

Let’s hope

the rds announcer is absolutely based
he also does f1 commentary

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Do you mean her?
1/3

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chara was in the wrong, that was a dirty hit to the head. kane looked to the refs and got nothing so he tried to settle it himself

undoubtedly. they're 3rd place in the league standings

They will beat Toronto in 4

For me there's only one Morrissey

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2/3

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but i thought if they do they get stuck in cap hell?

yea
wouldn't mind them winning the cup desu

that’s reason enough to appreciate them
imagine funding an overseas war just to make other rich people you hate seethe
based

some Bozak muzak

Remember that time Chara fucking obliterated Pacioretty's neck
That's why as a Sharks fan, I have a soft spot for the Broons

i would slide it through her 5-hole, if you can discern what I'm putting forward

Imagine the cancer of Boston fans after that though

I mean they won’t because they will still have over 6mil to spend if they do resign him to 12 a year

youtu.be/uwY84Fg4NsM?t=40

For me there's only one Eraserhead

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>Dallas Taco Bell Take
>Lose better
Wow, these guys have zero hope in their team

Are the standings up to date? Wondering if poo jackets are knocked off from wild card.

Kane threw off his gloves and started throwing punches at Chara's face. Chara was not in the wrong

Toronto has, like, 8 aboriginals in the entire city.
Would be interesting to see which city has a higher % of Filipinoids

I think I've got a notion of what you're alluding to. But it would make more sense with her in this getup.
3/3
And the girl is named Taylor Marie Hill in case Brit-user ever comes back and this was who he was talking about.

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Okay, they are out one place.

See you Thursday night assholes
FUCK SHITTSBURGH

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>pedosoda

theres more than 8 don't kid yourself

Lads.
Why the fuck does he keep posting it.

>3 inches bone pressed
Lmao, nice fucking chode you got there, Ted

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I’m gonna need my reading glasses to see that thing

Feeling a craving for sausage all of a sudden

>ted strikes again

We've done this a dozen times.
You can google her name and see her birthday.

Wow High IQ post from you my man. I KNOW he took the gloves off first, what I said was chara deserved the punches. Don't quit your dayjob as the chief of down syndrome yet pal

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how is it worth it to keep ted around if your a jannie? isn't it in their best interest to just off the fucker at this point?

Calm down, sperg.

and it doesnt change the fact you're a pedophile

>dayjob as the chief of down syndrome
So simple, yet so poignant

>engaging with fellatio leafs
lad.....

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max domi is my nigga
(pipe down jannies i have a n-word pass)

Hi guys is this the hockey thread?

if you start throwing punches you give up your right to indignation

just had quite a stinky pedosota mild. had to flush twice.

Traded away all of our picks to keep getting our asses absolutely blasted by the same team repeatedly and be on the outside looking in.

Not a good look for Jarmo so far.

Of course, can't you recognize all these pictures of the Toronto Maple Leafs?

not a fan of cocks lads.

>all these seething losers who are so buttmad their team lost that they start posting cocks in the hockey thread
KEKEKEKEKEK

clean those shitposts up for free you cuck janny FAGGOT

To everyone saying “oh we are out now looking in”, the canes and pens are 1 point ahead of us but we have a GAME IN HAND. Stop freaking out.

The Cedge 3 takeaways from the game:

We tried to be way too skillful. Too much trying to make pretty plays/dangle around the defense

We had a lot of quality scoring chances but just couldn’t score when we needed to. We beat ourselves that game

We also just had some bad puck luck/calls tonight (the goal off of Seth Jones, fliggys post, etc)

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN WE LEARN HOW TO SCORE A 3 ON 0?

What went wrong, lads?

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based taryn

imagine deleting cock pics on a Burmese farming forum FOR FREE

>We tried to be way too skillful.
>tfw too skilled to win

Tried to fight Chara.

nothing? shorks shorked. so what?

>making your conclusions after a single regular season game
yikes and rookiepilled

The Bruins are just really good. Don’t feel bad user.

>perds

This team doesn’t even make the playoffs. Bob is a joke this season in net. 3 long range HOWLERS is inexcusable. Panarin gives half effort in home games. Duchene and Dzingel are rentals additions that we mortgaged the future for. Well, maybe not Dzingel, but I digress.

Jarmo can pack his bags. Stupid to go all in at the deadline.

>gong shows across the board tonight
is this was the 80's was like?

I like how optimistic people try to play it low key like "yeah it happens"... "one game in the season that we flop"... "it's not the end of the world.."... "let's not panic, it's just one game.." This is, this is a game they shouldn't have won considering it was the last game of the season series between them and bos. Considering what happened last game, how tou couldn't secure the win, they should've been more prepared and they weren't. Can you guys honestly say that we can beat them in a 7 game series.?? I don't think so.. They haven't proven that to me one bit.. Tonight was suppose to be a statement game.. Instead, we see this crap.. And let's not act as if they are not competing to get 1st position in the west because they are.. But with a pothetic effort like this.. We can forget it.. I agree, it's not the end of the world, but it is damn concerning

Why didn't Steve Passmore have more success in the NHL?

i swear to GOD if you fucks somehow force this playoff spot on us

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I blessedly didn’t get to watch the game tonight.
There’s just literally no surprise to the outcomes of these games against the pens anymore. It’s so predictable. I don’t know what they have to do to pull it together.
I’m not sure I can sit in the barn amidst a bunch of Yonkers for another disappointment next Saturday.

EDIT: YINZERS… stupid auto correct.

>Fall over
>Get fucking bodyslammed
>Penalty

is that... what i think it is?

>tfw pothetic

i’m not black

i'm not mexican

Not a chance

janny doing his job
wow

t. Chang

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Heya! Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year.

based jests choking it up

fuck off juan

nite frens
sleep tight knowing you don't live in ohio

>jets

>It's a people think I'm other people and give me credit for things I didn't do episode
No, I didn't start the onion rings meme. And usually if I OP a thread it's either the bracket, the ducks, or a slag as the image

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This is twice now

>tfw nobody has given me credit for the /hoc/ dog.

what the fuck

what kind of fingol name is roope

>jots

>kangz
>wangz

Jets getting dabbed on

>teds preds and shorks sell future assets to strengthen their rosters at the deadline
>all lose tonight
lel

thats a bs goal and everyone knows it except this nigger ref

you do it all for free so who gives af

nite

>jests

>coaches challenge
Bad move

>jests

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Lol the jets and sharks are total choke artists
>tfw >lames coast to a lee finals and lose to the >blots again

based. he released a nice roy orbison cover today.

>sam btfo

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Some fucker. Who gives a fuck about anything really?

what kind of leaf name is chuang

add jets to the list too kek

Do u get high and fap or do I stay sober tonight?

>shorks haven't even given up a single top prospect in any deal this season.
based as fuck

J E T S
SUCK
SUCK
SUCK

depends, high on what?

name one (1) game where the jets lost this season without getting bent over and anally raped by gary and his army of shit refs

*does nothing*

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h&f is b&r

>they've lost 4 to the >mild this season
OH NO NO NO NO NO
FIRST ROUND UPSET INC

DUDE

cocaine

Goodnight, /hoc/. Remember, don’t stay up too late. We have to be up bright and early tomorrow to watch the cricket. I really think the West Indies can grab a serious stranglehold over England in this series, and we definitely don’t want to miss that!

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seething, goal was good

every game they lost where laine scored

All of them, ɯɐS

this one here comes to mind

you gave enough of a fuck to proclaim yourself innocent of scheduleposting

>give up all your draft picks
>"b-but it's still based because we didn't give up any prospects!"
wut prospects lmao

What does this even mean?

the >shorks have top prospects??
news to me

shant. you got big boy things to do tomorrow

You cared enough to respond. Twice

>innocent of schedule posting
I never claimed such a thing

>score 6 on 4
>score again AFTER play was whistled down AND by slashing goalies arm past the goal line
hmmm

can you please ignore tripniggers

just a general reminder that tavares is overrated shit.

the ones that will be ready to play next season and the season after.

I think the picks >we gave up are relatively safe, seeing as this draft isn't seen as anything special and >our current core will last for a few more years at the very least. As long as they don't keep throwing away draft picks 3 or 4 years down the line

based retard

Hope Stone scores tonight tbf

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who is line-ay

and?

just go fuck your sheep gf and you'll get over it

Golden Knights are losing too, the trade deadline was cursed this year

there was no whistle idiot and the puck was loose, hit it underneath his arm

Exactly

>his gf is somalian
at least sheep are white

exactly what?

>given 6 on 4 at the end
>jests can't score
Seems like they had an equal opportunity desu
Plus the 6 on 4 was for the tying goal. What happened on the winning goal lololol

>tfw the losers win

once they shower together after the game they will probably get a little closer.

>30 seconds vs over 60
winning goal was illegal, took gary's lackeys all of 5 seconds of (((review))) and say no goal

for me, its Dallas Stars legend Mats Zuccarello

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No one cares lel

say good goal rather

miss me yet skinner?

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more memorable than lehtinen desu

holy SHIT user I AM LAFFIN *WHEEZE* WEW that was a GOOD one

Lifelong Vegas fan here, just lifted my leg to let out a fart and accidentally shit my pants. My mom is going to kill me, she just bought me these underwear and she's bringing my tendies and Mountain Dew to my room right now! What do I do /hoc/?????????
Go Knights Go!

except i care a great deal about thread quality of these generals
which is why i complained in the first place

alright time to watch the end of that yotes/panthers ga-... wow I'm sorry I can't even finish that with a straight face

they told me to come to /hoc/ for the memes but there's nothing here

imagine typing this out

i got you user

>poopmonton
>rags
>laffs

>jests
LMAO

You're thinking of 2015 /hoc/

>sam

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rip smuk user

just saw marchand's shorthanded goal
eric karlsson is overrated shit

>Nigville

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threadly reminder that Doug Hamilton is ELITE

Spray something quick or at try to cover it with a smoke. She will be mad about the smoking in the house and won't even think twice about why you smell like shit, because you probably always do smell off.

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What are the chances that stone is actually a bust?

youtu.be/LbqyOyDUE_g
>open this
>can immediately recognize the "asian canadian" accent
grim

>mild
yeah I'm thinking the jest are finished

three CONSECUTIVE based posts in a row. well done hoc

reminder pu is elite and better than jeff "no defense" skinner

Fuck lads wat do

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babies first post?

saw a good one tonight boys

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>that garbage television
>that garbage picture
wew lad... make 6 figures before even thinking about posting again

Play hockey

>Skinner won't be going to the playoffs this year, even though the Hurricanes will
>now even Pu won't be going to the AHL playoffs with the Checkers anymore
heckin' based

>see a game picture
>think it's the comfy Yotes poster
>open the thumbnail
>see "Capital One Arena"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

baste

>casps fan
end your life. the only based thing about the caps is that quebec user who like mia khalifa

unnecessary vitriol

If we're lucky, we can see the shit show that is a round 1 post cup caps vs pengs.

Unironically has spent time in the ECHL this season

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never had a choice
why are you seething

which one you fags made this video?

how'd you shop all of those fans into the pic? so fast?

for any new visitors to /hoc/, I do apologize for Sam's behavior. if you find him to be unfriendly, understand that he's just a tad insecure about himself and his jets. throwing bitch fits is his way of overcompensating. pay him no (you)s and enjoy your visits to /hoc/

Wings embracing the tank, and these >snes and >kong shitters are trying to steal that pick out from under them

caps sell out every game

he obliterated his knee before that happened. missed the rest of the game. i'm sure you knew that but posted this anyway to rustle my jimmies.

lmao it was way more empty earlier when we were shitting the bed but filled up as we scored more.
tbf we sell out every game and have for like 15 years but that doesn't mean our attendance is great. our fans are pretty shit

Is he the dick poster?

for any new visitors to /hoc/, fuck off we're full

2 + 2 x 2 = ?

G R I M

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Americans don't have to imagine what that feels like

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No he's the dick lover. the dick poster is Ted

>entire country has gone towards sucking rich jewish cock for decades
But muh freedom right lol these colors don't run

It's a phone camera picture of my TV you mommy's basement dwelling fucktard
Gas yourself

john lewis is a fag. but willie o'ree is based
i missed it all anyway because i was at the bar so who cares

7

why didn't they have based black man ben carson there?

>inviting newfags with open arms
what in the FUCK do you think you're doing you little BITCH

yellow

Feb 9th, 5-2 loss to the fucking >snes of all teams

because he refused to admit that he would abort baby hitler

>take shower
>Keumper allows 2 goals

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>Taking a shower mid-game
You posted Talking Heads though so you get a pass for now, you're on this ice, casual

>you're on this ice

>nu visitors to 4channel /hoc/
We're all old fags now user.

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worked and seething

THIS ice
vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

Niggas got work though

I'm still here, don't know why, but...yeah.....

procents

Yotes over kitties
Noits over stors

/awoo/

>3 posts

brainlet

Yotes if I can be honest with you lads.

Tfw it's been 15 years...

Which board did (You) first visit before getting sucked into /spuh/?

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/pol/

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Yea Forums /k/ Yea Forums Yea Forums /vg/ /ck/ Yea Forums /d/

Yea Forums

>These running shoes celebrate the Tampa Bay Lightning on their road to another title. The shoes are inspired by the team's third jersey and are releasing at Amalie Arena. Assembled at adidas' innovative SPEEDFACTORY facility in Atlanta, they feature responsive Boost cushioning, and state-of-the-art glueless, fused bonding give you the most direct Boost comfort and energy return ever.

FUCK TAMPA BAY REEEEEEEEEE
why didn't Minnesota get this kind of treatment when they were dominating the regular season in 16/17

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Yea Forums
there was no Yea Forums

What happened to the Sabres? No injuries or trades away. Why did they go from contenders to pretenders so fast?

I wouldn't abort baby hitler either

>celebrate the Tampa Bay Lightning on their road to another title
this is going to age well

overtime meme wins you dipshit, pay attention

>your team
>do you follow any teams in non-hockey sports?

New Jersey Devils
For me, it's the Miami Dolphins and NY Yankees.

Yea Forums desu 2007

Lucic contact

Go yotes!

they need to make as much money off the tampa fans so when they go back to being garbage and all the fans disappear at least they will have some money

They're gonna need golf shoes for their first round exit.

Started with Yea Forums, followed by figuring out those letters at the top actually meant something, then got lost.

Can't wait for the golden knights to choke.

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I started off at Yea Forums when I was a newfag, then moved onto Yea Forums (I still use /vg/ for a few games' generals) and Yea Forums, then branched out to some more boards.

These days I mostly browse Yea Forums, /int/, /tg/, and Yea Forums

Sabres fan here, they never were contenders this year. All the advanced metrics suggested they were a mediocre team. The 10W streak was puck luck and great goaltending. Maybe they could have ended up in a WC spot, but their defense is bad (besides basically only Dahlin) and they have no depth scoring.

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Yea Forums Yea Forums /x/ desu

/fit/

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For me it's the yotes

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YOTES ARE TAKING IT ALL

Quick question /hoc/. I'm a sens fan and I was wondering if any of you know how to tie a noose?

>rags
Giants, Yankees, and Knicks

I've been living in a 4-square of broken dreams and shattered dreams, though I do pay least amount of attention to the Suns.

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For me, it's the Las Vegas Golden Knights! :D

OMG, check this out! This is awesome!~

youtu.be/z3RSOge-_iI

/an/ and Yea Forums

Vinnie serves the Kitties
Who else here /Yote/?

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>not owning a gun

digits confirm miserable existence

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

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>bruins
>sox and pats

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>kongs
>doyers and >lags

Lessss gooo

it's a perfect day to go out with friends and have a good time!

>sens fan
>doesn't know how to tie a noose
Pick 1

I worked with him a lot. He is very demanding but awesome when thing goes well. His brother is also too knowledgable on sports.

based quads

I sort of know your pain, but on only half the scale. I'm from upstate NY (not Buffalo, but close), and I do a two step between watching shitty hockey from the Sabres and shitty football from the Bills. I also watch the Jays for MLB and don't really care about apehoop.

>ducks

>Atlanta braves
>New Orleans saints
>Mississippi state bulldogs
>Memphis Grizzlies

imagine typing this out

lol the eye on the penguins logo looks like a lowercase h
bet you cant unsee it now, huh, /hoc/?

Kane is an albatross on the neck of the Shark's franchise and will probably cost them another cup run.

knights
rebels
jazz
steelers

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at least they only spent 7 million on him

what the fuck is that thumbnail? no way im clicking that shit

youtu.be/ZOc4g-_MN-U
>gets standing ovation for child abuse
classy philly

>shorks
>a's
>raiders S

You're clearly a southerner judging by your other teams, so why do you watch the Anaslime Cucks?

who cuts a pie into sixths?

he does exactly what they ask him to do. there isn't a single thing he did tonight that was not approved by the coaches.

My main solace was when the Sneks beat that Juggernaut Yanks team.

Also my quads have clearly blessed the Yotes and we'll be taking the Cup desu

Moved to Cali where my now wife got me into hockey via the ducks. Plus, ya know, mighty ducks as a kid.

consider suicide.

Panthers
MIAMI HAS THE DOLPHINS
THE GREATEST FOOTBALL TEAM
WE TAKE THE BALL FROM GOAL TO GOAL LIKE NO ONE'S EVER SEEN
WE'RE IN THE AIR, WE'RE ON THE GROUND, WE'RE ALWAYS IN CONTROL
AND WHEN YOU SAY MIAMI, YOU'RE TALKING SUPER BOWL

(i also watch the heat tbhdesu)

>watching non-hockey sports

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Shant, also wasnt even talking to you, fag.

Hongcouver Chinkpucks
For me, it's the Xeattle "run the damn ball" Seacocks

>kongs

>doyers, rasm, galelxy, yeet fleet

taking out the refs

based

will f1 be another year of mercedeswinslol again?

I wonder did the coaches approve him getting into a needless fight and giving Vegas a big fat Power Play and his dumbass getting suspended?

He's a loose cannon in an era when refs don't take bullshit. If he doesn't learn to calm his ass down Sharks are going to bust.

>non-hockey sports
God no.

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all these tourists coming to /hoc/ because handegg is over, I got 2 words for you:

"Fuck Off"

Business idea: skip out on the leaf national anthem so that the games could start on time.

obviously, but ferrari will make sure to look like they're reeeeaaaal close to winning the title

So its gonna be like Miller years with a decent offensive line or two, good goaltending and garbage d-line that cant prevent or jump up. Cool, fun, good times.

>not being a homer

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Not to call you a nigger, but hand egg ended like 3 weeks ago, you nigger

/pol/ Yea Forums /x/

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Business idea - pull the Islanders out of New York (they have no fans anyway) and give Milwaukee the team they deserve

>being a homer

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why aren't the jets winning anymore
NIGGER

HONK HONK HONK

This but do it with the Blues instead

you mean the game where they were getting ass blasted and went down 5-0 by the 3rd and literally no one on the sharks looked like they even gave a fuck about playing in that game? he was literally the only one in that game. sure the penalty hurt (they won game 2).i'm pretty sure deboer even defended him after.

ducks to milwaukee

I think that having no relevant hockey team in New York is a problem.

Yepp, choke inc Cashout for 3 or not?

Speaking as a New Yorker, most of us are >rags fans user. Islanders may be a better team by a long shot, but even still, their only fans are bandwagoners and those in the dregs of Lawnguyland.

B-but curling

Business idea: move all Canadian teams to America and have them alm win cups finally

Business idea: US to annex Canada and abolish Canadian "currency" and "culture".

Why don't you love your home user

i'm listening

I am also interested

I'm interested too

Or: islanders to Galveston for a cheeky rivalry with the aeros

wew marchessault had him so fucking beat there if it was an inch to the right

>Pings
>Flylels
I won't follow either of them and you can't make me

Can i haz one?

You can have the oilers

I'm sorry you're a P*nnsylvanian, user

HOT idea for high IQ business: the rink is the size of a football field, everything else stays the same

jesus, that's better than ottawa

just did this to celebrate the avs' recent success

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you mean yuro hokkei?

Leafs can go to Mexico City and become the Aztecs, Oilers can go to Guadalajara and be the Mariachis

>biSHIT

>stors

KEK

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yay

B I N G
I
N
G

evil americans need to leave peaceful friendly canada alone

>Flylels
>Pons
>Porates
>Philacios
>Iggles
>Stoolers
>76ers are so much of a joke they don't need a meme name

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>dullass

Lima [coca] Leafs WHEN

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We just want you to be part of us lad

>Oilers
Can we change the colors to the ones from the Houston Oilers?

satan begone

It's actually a pretty based state

I'll allow it

>666

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Then what team do you follow?

No, but you can have based Mexican flag colored ones instead (be happy, your flag is aesthetic as fuck even if it is Italy with a bird)

BIG business High iq idea: incentivize wins by making the teams that lose execute 1 player after the game. youre given 50 players at the start of the season, and youll want to keep as many as possible if youre going to make it through the playoffs and all the way to the stanlee

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the best thing i can say about the >stors tonight is good thing you didn't make any huge deadline plays
>looks at yellow cats

Bawston

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Sorry murridumbs, the team is contractually bonded to the city until 2049 at the earliest due to the arena deal

how to get qt korean hockey kpop gf

I've always wanted to visit Lancaster to see Angry Young and Poor lol

you must become the gf

Best possible choice for a turncoat pa bitch imo

Still a massive bitch though

>dallASS

>Supporting ANYTHING asides from LIBERTY from Philthy or being a part of the biggest NHL bandwagon outside of Canada
I'll take it

Lancaster is ok I guess. It's pronounced Lank Ass Ter just to give you a heads up. I used to go there all the time but haven't left a 5 mile radius in like a year.

STOP TRYING TO FORCE THIS PLAYOFF SPOT ON US

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Go Knights!

twitter.com/CTVMontreal/status/1100434200644149248

LITERALLY SHAKING

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I don't even consider philadelphia part of pa honestly. It's Jersey to me. Pittsburgh still is pa but it's for fancy assholes

>shots 20-1 this period

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Why are you trying to cull the number of hockey players?

>live in PA
>follow Bombston sports
Interesting

that's out of the question

>Shitty game
>Shitty team
>Shitty result

I always foget how fucking high up we are. Jesus christ i'm currently above fucking Alaska.

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patches getting elite down the stretch

>bet a cheeky 50 on the milds
>they won
holy based.

All Finns must FUCKING hang.

Real nigger faggot bitch hours

> We
Ok Jamal

All FUCKING Finns must FUCKING hang (out with me)

*ahem*
I have a very important message for /hoc/ in the next thread. Hold on to your butts.

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what site you use to bet?

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>It's Jersey to me.
We don't want it, and in fact you guys can take Camden off our hands too

You've eloquently verbalized my soul

>dallas this game
holy exposed lol, how do you even recover

imagine what bulju is up to right now

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Listening to comfy history podcast and going to sleep
Night frens

douching with bonaqua

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I don't even know how to describe Philadelphia, really. There's a lot of people but it isn't quite New Jersey and it definitely doesn't represent most of pa. All of my experiences there are revolved around sitting in traffic and wondering how such a big city how do little to do

Aside from meth obviously

>one of us
>one of us
>one of us

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Betonline

Fuck off bracketfag

which one?

>buffet bruce is winning games

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here this one is more authentic

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youtube.com/watch?v=0yco8SOHz8M

K-pop hockey league when

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Yeah, that sounds more like it. Jersey is quite a bit different, even if South Jersey pretends it isn't, but Philly also isn't much like other parts of PA I've been to at all. My grandma lives there and it also looks like a total dump every time I visit.

The cheesesteaks ARE mostly good, at least, although (as I learned the hard way) you want to avoid the gimmicky faggot "dueling sandwich shop" tourist traps.

The bottom line is pa Proper is "country living" to New York, jersey, and mass but I'll be goddamned if I don't love this state

so i'm thinkin vegas sweeps the shorks round 1?

>no contact league
>no shots above the waist
>no neutral zone, just two halves

i could destroy these twinks, all 9 at once

Absolutely, the two cheesesteak spots on on this weird ass 3-block stretch of tourist stuff that abruptly ends into weird neighborhoods on all sides. Then the rest of Philadelphia is some stuff that can get weird and scary if you don't know exactly where you're going

is this the /hoc/ equivalent of fighting every nigger out here?

>gimmicky faggot "dueling sandwich shop" tourist traps
Pats and Genos? Yeah, god no, no local even eats there and even most tourists I've talked to regretted stopping there. I personally go to Ishkabibbles for a cheesesteak.

t. Philly

>pa Proper is "country living"
There is a reason they call it Pennsyltucky
I live up in the Northeast, like an hour from New York, Yankee as Yankee can be, and everyone around here acts like we live in fucking backwoods Alabama.
I really don't understand it.

>tfw hockey is not for you

I just go to Burger King. I wish Popeyes wasn't shit in my city.

t. PA

thinking about emailing this to Gary to be the new sock design for some team. what do you think?

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Some of the upstart New Yorkers I meet are the biggest hicks ever and they act like were some isolated Appalachian red necks

I'd cum in that.

>lebron james gets a leg cramp
>"I WANT MY MOMMY!"
>Flames Neal loses his entire top row of teeth
>"No biggie... Just a few Chiclets."

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Norge

and away

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even the guys carrying him knows he's faking

I'd also cum in that.

OFFICALY HOC USA POWER RANKINGS
pa
Michigan
Minnie soda
New York
California
Gap
Gap
Gap
Toothless redneck retards

alternate

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I'm thinkin you're right

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Shannon
Where is it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

>born near Chicago
>raised in Colorado
>Wild fan

Based 14 year old shame fantasy

Absolutely the worst post I've paid eyes on in a long time
>PA
>New England
>Wisconsin
>Texas
>NorCal
>Probably someplace else I'm forgetting
>Everyone else

where'd everybody go?

To pay tribute to /yote/

to heem sam

end of thread reminder that Pulju IS generational.

>rags

ny/uutiset

I would kid nap her, and rape her multiple times a day until one of us died.

when was this picture taken?