Rooney ‘planning to become a farmer’ after making plans to ‘build huge shed for tractors and hay bales on £20m estate’

Nice of him to join Ligue 1

what kind of crops would he grow?

Based Wazza provoiding food for post-brexit Britain.

This is likely just the Americans speaking to an actual Englishman with an actual accent for once, and the "accent" they have in US sitcoms.

Should have bought a swamp

more like "Rooney expected to lead United to ten MLS cups before retiring at age 55"

he's a DC lad now and forever xx

spuds

United still will not have any won trophies with all the blackies they have on the team

jej

Underrated

We've come full circle.

youtube.com/watch?v=lSggaxXUS8k

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yeah, opening poorly-built "luxury" star hotels, creating bling-bling clothes or opening another foreign/fusion/[insert catchy word here] restaurant surely is the way to go!

this
farming is comfy and beneficial

Clothing lines and perfume only works for attractive people.
Sad!

this was the best thing to come out of the 2010 cup

he's too lazy to be a farmer

he might like own a farm but he ain't gonna be doing any of the work

Only rich stars will be able to become farmers in UK without the EU CAP money and competing with rest of the world agricultures

>long-term future
>with wife Colleen
eh

you now remenber Cannavaro

Sounds comfy if you can just plow around a bit without having to worry about profits

the table tennis bit with federer is fucking hilarious

why doesn't he buy a german made farming sim?

underrated

just push the button on the robot

>going to grow food
>cant even grow his own hair

thats actually a great idea
i wish i had enough money to become a farmer too

So he's back to the EPLel?

>implying farming is easy

Underrated

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>implying Ronaldinho was still relevant in 2010

If you knew the amount of effort that went into bringing your fat ass food from the fields to your local supermarket you wouldn't say stupid shit like this.

t. agricultural engineer

MU vs Guingamp, who wins?

MU 1-0

Oi u fockin cheeky cunt

That's normal, fatnaldo owns a media company.

kino

>Wayne "one shed" rooney

We are unironically a food exporting nation and grow more than enouth.

gov.uk/government/news/food-and-drink-export-sales-soar-in-brexit-boost

Don't you guys still pay for people to not grow food?

Grow enough not to actually starve? Sure.
Grow enough to still have access to all the stuff we DO import? No way. Things like onions (actual onions, this isn't the filter at work) will probably become more expensive post-Brexit.

based, was about to write the same

No idea

Might be worth growing some in the allotment then, thanks for the heads up.

>rooney running down the breakaway to make a tackle and save the game
pottery

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wtf

>:^[

0:05 kek

>makes the trip that saves the play
>scores the header goal
Based manlet Acosta

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peak MLS right here

>this video is 10 years old
FML