He won't handle the speed of the premier league

>He won't handle the speed of the premier league

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>he won't handle the tractorwork of the french league
>he won't handle the boredom of the spanish league
>he won't handle the bayern of the german league
>he won't handle the irrelevantness of the dutch league
>he won't handle the dogs invading the pitch of the argentinian league
>he won't handle the rifle shots of the brazilian league
>he won't handle the russian bombs of the ukranian league
>he won't handle the people watching the portuguese league
>he won't handle the uniforms of the japanese league
>he won't handle the k-pop songs being played in the stadium in the korean league
>he won't handle the air in the chinese league
>he won't handle the smell of burgers and boiling fat and chicanos in the american league

booting the ball 60 yards in the air is faster than trying to dribble or pass to your teammates desu

>he won't handle the cheating of the italian league

yikes

t. farmer

>Feeding the population
>Bad

>being offended by harmless true-to-nature banter
>calling yourself human

*adapts to the speed of the premier league within a month*
*sees even more openings due to opposition running around like retards*

English football is much more physical than its continental counterpart.

>being brazilian
>calling yourself human

>a fucking leaf

>k-pop songs being played in the stadium in the korean league
lmao serious?

As serious as people being killed during football matches in Brazil

>he won't handle the physicality of the premier league
meanwhile glass-bones schürrle has the season of his life in eplel lmao

>He won't handle your Huddersfields and Cardiffs attepting to string two passes together

Your French teams can't even compete in the UCL besides 2 and the best one has been cucked from the semi's for years

>Your French teams can't even compete in the UCL
>besides 2
stopped reading

t. preemptive arsenal cope

These people are the same ones that say stuff like Virgil van Dijk being the best Dutch player ever to play in England

He is. Who is better?

van persil

Kek

Bergkamp
Van der Sar
Van Persie
Van Nistelrooy
Stam

No

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nuke austria

Robben

Literal fucking retarded whimpbag.

Stam
Vlaar
Van Bronckhorst
Boulahrouz
Blind

>He wont handle the bantz

>Boulahrouz
good one

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>He won’t handle the atmosphere at the Etihad

Never post again.

>the beautiful game

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based

10/10 post

that's literally how United vs Liverpool went a few days ago.

>he won't be able to handle the away crowds in the MLS league

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dipshit cuck

>he won't handle the people watching the portuguese league
Take that back now

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That one is very true.

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paul bosvelt

Ruud Gullit.

Literal definition of fpbp

kek

Upboated my good sir! Reddit is so epic!

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LCIM

Farmer league is a baseless, anglo insult that doesn't possess an ounce of truth to it. Ligue 1 is no different than premier league or any other league what sort of argument or difference can you bring to the table to deny that Your league isn't a farmer's league? None whatsoever.
Brainless parrot.

FaRm£R LeAGuE

>Farmer league is a baseless, anglo insult that doesn't possess an ounce of truth to it. Ligue 1 is no different than premier league or any other league what sort of argument or difference can you bring to the table to deny that Your league isn't a farmer's league? None whatsoever.
Brainless parrot.

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I’m a literal farmer laughing at his jokes and you’re a faggot. Handle the banter, undoubtedly you are an urbanite bugman

Your point being?

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Kill yourself brazilian nigger

>how to make frenchies angry: the reply