Americans are waking up

Just why?

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youtu.be/A5ctB07pLyQ

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Based

Legendary American """banter""

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At least Mirko didn't die from roiding too much. You should have posted the Schaub loss.

Do americans really do this?

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Triggered mudslime!

Australia was a mistake.

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>mo0t
>Not even moOtdusky

come on zlatko, let's not pretend fortnite culture hasn't infected our European youths as well

Prove it, Australian Satan.

The Randleman loss was more hilarious. Crocop was in his prime and it was a huge upset.

Stop embarrassing us

Fun fact moot never actually posted that.

I know, I was there. They photoshopped it over another post, you can trace the post back and he never said it.

Schaub and Gonzaga was worse for me, he won the rematch with Randleman

faggot ass euros can’t handle all this morning wood big dick energy

saved to my American banter folder

Lmaoing at your irrelevant literally who country. Your navy literally has sailboats

Like blue veined steel gentleman

My favourite is this one

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Holy shit, this is the pinnacle of american sports analysis

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I will always remember the Randleman one cause Crocop was such a big sensation at the time going from K-1 to Pride. The left high kick was the most feared weapon in MMA. Randleman ran hot and cold you could never know who would show up, but no one saw that brutal ko coming.

Cikatic was the better fighter anyway.

lmao

Getting out of bed is probably the most exercise an American does each day

lmao

Nah they have prayer rugs in their houses already pointed towards Mecca.

>yuros are going to sleep
>on their countertops because they all live in 200 square foot studio “flats” or whatever it is you call them in metric

be nice.

lol , your country is irrelevant but google still exists. Jordan obesity rate is 35% . It's not surprising that you know about the struggles of Americans. Maybe you relate to them too

>200 square foot is just 18.5 square meters

jeez, your measurement "system" truly is retarded

> Jordan ranked fifth among the top “fattest” countries in the world in 2016 with 34.3% of the society considered overweight, higher than the United Arab Emirates, South Africa, Qatar, Mexico and the United States. Only Egypt, Belize, Saudi Arabia and Kuwait were higher up the list, a report by the US Gazette Review stated.
Men I fucking hate how people say america is the fattest cunt in the world when we aren't. They in general use oced statistics which don't include countries like jordan,egypt and kuwait who are very fat

>imagine being too poor to be fat
Embarrassing

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To be fair yards are our analogue to meters, not feet.

What he said is true though.

>I fucking hate how people say america is the fattest cunt in the world when we aren't.
name another country with 200 million fat people

actually, in modern times, being fat is a sign of poverty since healthy foods are more expensive than cheap, processed foods

it's one of the paradoxes of modern life

Name another country with more centenarians. Pro Tip: you can't.

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By that same retarded logic, the US is the whitest country on the planet

japan probably

they have the highest life expectancy anywhere in the world

are you retarded? I thought Romanians used to be good at math

Nope. U.S. has more centenarians than Japan coming in at just under 72k.

they do , but america has the highest number of centenarians even more than china and india even tho our life expectancy is shit because of opioids , his point is the romanian's argument is retarded

Bluepilled

fact check: true

>amerifats

>Chilgayans

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well, congrats then I guess

>because of opioids

come on now, I realize you americans love your drugs, but your obesity levels are still causing much more deaths than drugs I'm sure

it's truthpilled, unironically

hes right

Obesity doesn't kill anyone.

Americans kill each other all the time in high schools, what the fuck are you on about fat fuck?

t. mc donald's executive

Its not like they were going to outrun the bullets cuz they can run faster niggers prove that everyday.

Mental midget

mutt "banter"

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trust me, the day will come when you will look at yourself in the mirror and then in hindsight greatly regret your current lifestyle

but it will be too late

your country is the biggest shithole on the planet
>source : liveleak

Everyone will do that.

Lmao all these seething yuros worked into a shoot over this throwaway shitpost
>b-but it’s bad banter
Why’d you reply then?

Explain this, bongs.
The US has had flushable wipe technology for years.

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>yuro plumbing

the UK is basically our Alabama

Basado

brexit britain =/= europe

Imagine wiping your ass with a wipe and throwing the shit-smeared wipe in a garbage bin lmao wft

what the actual fuck

I know thats what the numbers say and what experts will tell you but I think really it's just a combo of one of the following. When your poor eating a tasty big Mac etc is one of the few things you have to look forward to, and also poor people not being very smart or having self control. The muh healthy food is expensive is a cheap cop out. You can get a bag of lettuce that will cover 3 lunchs at Walmart for 98 cents, a giant bag of like 20 shitty quality chicken breast is 5 bucks. Poor fat fucks are just lazy then blame the system for it

our life expectancy is shit because blacks die of heart disease and diabetes and shit in their 40s after eating nothing but garbage like flaming hot cheetos and fried chicken their entire lives

>make most mundane and useless comment
>guaranteed replies

ITT: seething Yuropoor Ahmeds

proofs?

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This. I had crazy roommates who liked to optimize their lifestyle. They calculated that the cheapest food was flour, and they didn't eat much else between making bare bones bread and lentil soup. They also liked to leave the thermostat at the minimum allowed by the lease agreement, 59F.

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Good post

whiter than you mohammed