Ok, let's settle this once and for all. What is the best kind of jam (or jelly, if you're a retarded burger) to eat whilst watching or playing sport?
State your case. Power rankings TBA.
Ok, let's settle this once and for all. What is the best kind of jam (or jelly, if you're a retarded burger) to eat whilst watching or playing sport?
State your case. Power rankings TBA.
Fuck your fruit.
Eating fruit is for fags
jam and jelly aren't the same thing, paddy
Jelly is fake. It’s what kids or poor people use for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Jam or preserves are the good stuff.
St dalfour jam is goat tier, ty based France for gracing us with such a glorious brand of jam!
Strawberry >>>> the rest
t. Scurvy-ridden mongoloids
The blueberry one is great.
No shit but what you call jam is actually a conserve. I know it's confusing, that's why I put in the OP for retarded burgers to answer for jelly. If you have a favourite jam, proceed.
1. Apricot
2. Blackberry
3. Raspberry
4. Orange Marmalade
91. Blueberry
92. Peach
9000. Strawberry
9001. Grape
Honorable Mentions: Lemon Curd and Apple Butter
based
i get all the vitamins i need in juice
>grape last
fight me irl
>drinking fruit juice
how fat are you? it's healthier to just eat the fruit itself
>caring about eating healthy
lol do you count calories too you homo
good point. I can't jelly my cock in ur butt
>the virgin fruit eater
>the chad fruit drinker
Jam and jelly are slightly different. Jelly is a little bit thicker, I'm a preserves man myself.
Good list but I like grape, but I'm also a big fan of apricot.
Jam is disgusting, unhealthy and too sugary. You shouldn't be eating childish/man-child foods like jam anyway. If you actually cared about what you put into your body and worked out at the gym, your breakfast would be oatmeal with black coffee (no sugar because that's super gay and bad for your teeth) or a beastly plate of sunny side up eggs with hash/potato and some meat like bacon, sausage or steak.
tl;dr Grow up, start working out, and stop eating faggot homosexual sugar-jew foods, you little faggot.
It sounds like your a little...jelly
Maybe your jam is too sugary, but for me it's all fruit no sugar. Are you into traps?
cherry and apricot are based
for me its orange marmalade
California Strawberry from my local farmers market
thin cut or thick cut?
You're not wrong.
Sugar does help absorb protein though
apricot pineapple bitches
white people and their useless food
Also your brain runs on glucose. Too much is bad but eating zero sugars will make you a zombie.
manlet detected
Ayyyyyy
cranberry sauce, niggas
What do you have on your toast mate?
>but for me it's all fruit no sugar.
Why are yuropoors so fucking retarded?
The only jam that matters, faggot OP.
>jam (or jelly, if you're a retarded burger)
do they really call jam, "jelly"??
I think you're mistaken....
Anywa, the answer is Black Cherry.
>peanut butter and jelly sandwiche In Canada there are peanut butter & jam sandwiches
never heard of pb&'jelly'. just sounds wrong.
>Strawberry >>>> the rest
ONLY on hot/warm toast,..and here's a Q:
>does one butter one's toast if jam will be applied?
>juice
>does one butter one's toast if jam will be applied?
What kind of crazy fool does not butter all his toast as a matter of course?
Marmalade, I like Marmalade
Official Midwest ranking:
1. Blueberry
2. Strawberry
3. Raspberry
4. Grape
5. Orange
6. Blackberry
>>>>>>>>>>>>
7. Cherry
8. Apple butter
>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anything else
Hidden GOAT: mint jam with lamb
I have 80 plum trees and 20 apricot trees and make my own jam and rakija without sugar, not everyone is a jewish cuck like you fatfags
Fruit has sugar, you retarded faggot. Your gay faggot plums also have a shit ton of sugar (7g per fruit)
I havent eaten a single vegetable or fruit for about a month now
>he doesn't know the difference between fruit sugar (fructose and glucose) and white sugar
You truly are the dumbest people, it is fascinating
>Hidden GOAT: mint jam with lamb
this guy knows
Why are you so obsessed with the sugaryness of his gay plums?
>grape jam
>even a thing
I swear you burgers are going too far
>f-fructose and g-glucose and refined sugar aren't the same thing!
What's it like to be this retarded? Holy fuck, stop posting right now you subhuman faggot retard slav brainlet
>>he doesn't know the difference between fruit sugar (fructose and glucose) and white sugar
White sugar is literally sucrose which is fructose+sucrose. You can't be this dumb
>What's it like to be this retarded?
you tell us. fructose is digested in a completely different part of your intestine you galactic mongo.
This is why you're obese
Holy fuck, now I'm craving a piece of toast with some Smuckers strawberry jelly.
fructose, sucrose, and glucose aren't the same
>White sugar is literally sucrose which is fructose+sucrose
re reading this doesn't make it any less clearer
Sugar has equal ratios of fructose and glucose and the same ratios are found in so called "healthy fruits". There's no such thing as "fruit sugar" or "fruit sugar is healthier than regular sugar", it's all the same thing in terms of chemical composition. The benefit with fruit is that it comes with vitamins and fiber and a relatively low amount of fructose and glucose per serving.
Retarded Burgers of Yea Forums, please refer to the OP and keep your answer to one word only. What is your favourite kind of jelly?
I made a typo. Sucrose is "white sugar" and is composed of 1 frucrose molecule + 1 glucose molecule. There is no difference between refined sugar and "fruit sugar" because it's all the same thing chemically. That's why when you read nutrition labels, a fruit has its sugar contents labeled as just "sugar" like how a bottle of Coke has its sugar contents labeled.
Rosehip Butter Jam from Grandmas Pantry (a brand) is the best fucking Jam in the world. God bless Serbia and it’s Jams. I
Strawberry
Never tried it while partaking in sport, is that something they do in oireland?
*fructose
At the cricket we do when we stop play for a cup of tea and a warm buttered scone with jam. Strawberry is my favourite also mate.
I had a jar of cherry jam once and it was really nice. Do love me a bit of marmalade.
Marmalade you fucking homo.
anything but orange
If I was homo, I'd save myself for you xxx
Membrillo (Cydonia) and its better than any orange jam
Americans call jam jelly? are they fucking retarded?
>for me it's all fruit no sugar.
Holy shit and I thought burgers were nutritionally illiterate
Don't blame you 2bh, I'm quite muscular and handsome.
>Jelly denotes gelatine
>Jam had no gelatine
>Yanks still say Jelly for Jam
This is just one of many things which shows you right up in public Yanko's
>ctrl-f 'space jam'
>0 results
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