/hoc/

I've finally accepted that the blues are winning the stanley cup this year

O/u harvard mentioned two times before puck drop

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Classy move.
Shall recycle >yours later on.

*swindles you*
Heh like taking baby from a candy

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once before puck drop but twice more during game. .5 before drop, 2.5 full game.

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL BASKET THREAD

THERE HAVE NO BISCUIT IN BASKET THUS FAR

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For me, it's the Winnipeg Jets.

PUT BISCUIT IN BASKET

>WINNINGEST

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Well thats it lads, I've done it. I accidently cc'd my boss in a joke email I sent to my co-worker about how I enjoy masturbating with my own feces and how I frequently do it to my boss. (a guy)
I am terribly ashamed, and don't know how I can even go into work today but at least I didn't trade Jeff Skinner for Cliff Pu

BREAKING: The most senior Catholic cleric ever charged with child sex abuse has been convicted in Australia of molesting two choirboys.
choirboys on the barbie

>gain based Granlund and Simmonds
>lose lockerroom cancer and pylon

It was a great day in Smashville.

PUT THE BISCUIT

IN THE BASKET

Holy based

Basé

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Honestly, I don't think they can fire you Canada for being a deviant. They'd probably just promote you to GM of the Coilers.

>laffs

ayyyyyyyy lmao

one of the most disgusting words i've ever seen 2bh

thinking about making six figures

do the teds even have a draft pick this year

>my baseball team and basketball team play today
>all 3 of my hockey teams are off

S

>all 3 of my hockey teams

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>tfw you might see KAKKO and PU on the same line next year

KAKKA AND POO :DDDDD

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Thinking about getting my dick wet and then telling her I browse Yea Forums

Ok Pekka I'm going to need you to CALM the fug DOWN :DDDDD

Can’t believr the jackets are going to win the cup

*doesnt respond

sacre bleu

Gamethread sweden?

S

>Columbust doesn't even make the plofs

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burrito > donair

they give cups for missing the ploffs?

free sympathy refills at red robin

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>imaging believing the jackets aren’t the best team in the metro now

that and a lifetime supply of vodka, what else could you want

>THE METRO
AHHAHAHAHABAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHAHAHSSSASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GOD
BECKY
LOOK AT THAT CRUST

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panera bread

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>all 3 of my hockey teams are off

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Idk. I kinda like it

this is unrionically how 90% of the girls on bumble/okcupid/tinder/hinge think

i've considered myself a socially inept dumbass for most of my life but i've made some changes recently. while i have the most matches on tinder, the girls on hinge seem to be most down to earth and level headed. i'm 28 for what it's worth.

You guys going to outdoor Hurricanes game?

imagine thinking erik gudbranson improves your team in any way, shape, or form.

Oh fuck this sour alien just melted my brain

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phone thread BOLTS

You only say that because you never (((win)))

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>kongs

>BADbradson is gone
Lads....

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I love Gary, ewe guise

/ouryear/?

Why hoc ded

Absolutely

Letting the blots play the kangs should be illegal.

Are the predators actually the blackest team in the NHL?

who the fuck here /lifelong/?

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gamethreads and the deadline is over

I was taking a liquid Toronto

several gamethreads, bleeding out the autism
>it's cool, ninja... we're not jealous

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no good teams playing

And this game is already over
Great job NBC

>91124330
>rook rike rat. You eat?

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holy BASED

#cupintwo

wait so who replaces shitbransson

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why does the on button turn my tv off when there is an off button? why is the on button right above the guide button? what kind of incompetent fuck is responsible for this?

oofff

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Sleep

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Probably some chink

this is thread for hockey
>we're nt customer service

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How are they getting away with it?

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Leafs are fucked. Never should of signed Tavares.

well lad, i use my tv for hockey and i just accidently turned it off, hindering my ability to view the hockey. it's all related, lad. hakuna matata

go to /cric/ for tech support

>Trading for Gudbransson
What the flying fuck? The man is the worst d-man in the leauge, a no name d-man from the AHL team would do a better job.

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you might even say he's... overrated shit?

My life is so impossibly complex, thank God for Patrik Laine. He simplifies things. He gets the puck, he shoots scores. All the wya to bank baby WOO

he was traded for being "physical" and "sticking up for the guys by fighting" which he does neither of. it's just another dumb boomer who doesn't understand the league

should i stay up and watch hokkei or go to bed? i kind of have stuff to do early on tomorrow and none of these games are really that interesting

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Dood, I hakuna' Your Mother's Mutatas while your Dad was at work, lad
>No Charge
oh, did you try turning it off, then on again??

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just sleep lad, playoffs will be starting soon

Sam try this new prescription. It's great I promise

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Sweet dreams Pekka we'll be here when thou awakest

I don't eat candy corn

He fought Wilson one time. That may be the only reason they got him

>millenials eating their tide pods and bath bombs

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It's not candy corn

the problem is with the remote abdul

I remember my first beer

I remotely fuck's Your Mom
>drink more bleach, that's what it says in the manual

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granlund for fiala
1 for 1

post/crossbar hits should count as half goals
would really grow the game I think

(You) fucking wenis
if it's not something you legally have to show up for, Drink

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If I don't take my morning bruins I can save ten minutes getting ready, but then when I get home from work it turns into a maple leaf and sprays out like the vending machines that make coffee

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The only thing that matters is the playoffs and watching your most hated team lose.

happy pk subban history month

Sarbes are dying

>the lamentations of their women...

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>buffalel

how white is nashville?

business idea
every player in the league gets to choose their own goal song which is played if they score instead of just the one song currently

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god damn buffalel

Fuck you hutton

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Am I gonna watch Bingbinglanche or Hongcouver?

i'm visiting my grandmother who is going to surgery the next day

nice set up, well-timed excecution, well played sir

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I thought the sabres were supposed to be good

just had a thought, lads

Satan says Drink, pekka
>but you do you, I guess

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draisaitl is a product of mcdavid.

no you didn’t shut up

mcgoon is draisaitls enforcer

who in the FUCK told you that?

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drink and post grandmother

draisaitl > mcgoon

>Dahlén got traded for literaly who
Jesus christ, how hard did Pettersson carry Dahlén when they played together in Timerå?

bing bings for the '96 SCF nostalgia

Leon "Zyklon D" Draisaitl

it might be time to reupholster your thinker

>bringing your family problem into /hoc/

we are your family
>*heavy sobbing and over eating*

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Bigger question is how many "Karlsson's" does San Jose have?

meant for

They had 3. You can never get enough Karlssons.
youtube.com/watch?v=8o7M4WbIM3I

How tired is anderson going to be come playoffs?

Reminder that CHINA is not FUCKING ALLOWED
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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YOU MAKE MY DREEEEEANS COOOOOME TRUUUE

Either this is extremely based or grim as fuck. I don't know.

based

It's art

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Will Doug Wilson ever stop fleecing GMs?

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such a brave keyboard warrior

>forsberg
>hejduk
>tanguay
>sakic
>blake
>foote
>Patrick Roy
THAT, was a hockey team

this, plus they had that 10 game win streak

Will he ever win a cup?

>The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region
Why would China create a muslim country next to them?

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who called it "/hoc/" and not "/bett/."

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it's a giant concentration camp
>durrheerr I can pretend to be stupid too, ewe guise

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Any particular reasons why we're seeing this all over the site? I know those phrases raise a red flag for the great firewall of china and gets a site/user banned/arrested but I thought Yea Forums was already banned there.

based redpilled poster

It was a busy day on work and I didn't had time to check the trades
Who got dabbed on?

>inb4 snes

>Meier -- Couture -- Pavelski
>Kane -- Hertl -- Nyquist
>Donskoi -- Thornton -- Labanc
>Sorenson -- Haley -- Karlsson
I'm fucking liking the way we're looking lads

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Pongs dabbed on themselves. Everyone overpaid

>peaking in december
lifelong sabers fans knew better

What the absolute FUCK does China have against Winnie the Pooh

China

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sewage problems

i don't think haley is gonna play all that much over goodrow, but yeah. shorks win the cup

Snes

their final good player left

Cartoons are for sunbelters

For me, its the Nobel Peace Prize

everything is for sunbelters
we will inherit the earth

I don't think Yea Forums is banned there, I do know you have to buy a pass to post from a chink IP though

I mean >we already took over hockey

ewe guise?..

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based nordiques

I can't say I've ever seen an actual Chinese flag on a flag board.

It's not entirely banned there. You can still find pictures of posts from here on their websites.

I’ve seen a few but they might’ve been proxies for all I know

And the shark, it has tears
And they run down its face
But the shark lives in the water
so no one sees the tears

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I've only seen one, which was on Yea Forums

Well /hoc/, how do I feel about this?

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>winnie the pooh

this will never be not funny

at this point it's not even funny anymore

Literally who is this? Why should I have to know every blue check mark on social media?

Never liked him either. I don’t want coloureds on my team

They pop up during the WC mostly so it's a good possibility it's just /int/ tourist proxyfags.

im thinking its time to start #BodyCheckingRacism

/hoc/ is shit tonight, gonna go smoke weed and drink beer while watching blue planet II sitting in my bath

>oilers winning
>mcmeme out
starting to suspect, lads

I'm gonna give racism a Hot Carl

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...

I'm coming with
>I need to shampoo my hair tonight

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#NoToBullying

Homosexuals get OUT

>lockerroom cancer and pylon
Which one was which?

>when you are outshot but winning, does that mean the opposing goalie is performing bad, the opposing defense is lacking or that the opposing offense is ineffective?
GRECIAN
Drink
>like, all of it, and then take a nap

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could be any combination of the three.

bulju has been out too.

Hearing #Sens have a deal in place to send Matt Duchene to the #Preds. Eeli Tolvanen would be one of the pieces coming back. #TradeDeadline

I re-read the post a few times and didn't see any mention of race

Redpill me on Micheal Chaput please

thought so too

Go Caps

sometimes teams just throw an abundance of garbage shots and it makes the shot counter look like 1 team is dominating when they really aren't

>no bulju
>no mcmeme
>still winning
only end of the 1st but the noggin is joggin lads

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one for one?

I don't understand what this picture is supposed to represent. is that a darth vader reference?

Stop replying to retarded questions from retarded people living in a retarded nation

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well if he's informed he can at least make less retarded posts

meh fourth line center
can kind of body check and kind of take faceoffs and kind of play pk
zero offense

>grease
>less retarded
Not likely

yeah but you cant inform the retarded

Sounds like a lite-goon I guess?

Okay so where is that dumb fucking LEAF who said the other day the Grease was suddenly a based poster. Show yourself you dumb fuck so I can heem to back to Europoor to join that cocaine addict shitskin

grease gives flavor to hoc
you always need that one guy who is "the guy" of hoc

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>no shots
>1 goal
The absolute state of Pekka Rinne

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shut the fuck up sam

I think Pekka is just too right now tbqh

these days there are fourteen "the guy"s

It was actually me that said he was cool. For some 30 odd hours, I didn't want to systematically eliminate meds

imagine voluntarily having erik gudbranson on your team

my most hated team wont even be making the ploffs

Wtf tsn try to do some gritty ripoff garbage?

>Malkin deliberately swings his stick at some guy's face
>1 day suspension

>McDepression's shoulder touches some guy's helmet
>2 day suspension

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who is your most hated team
for me, its queergary

got damn right
I'm not gonna do it
>I was once "the guy" for a lot of threads, years ago
Now, I want peace, and good banter and /hoc/
let the young and passionate dream big and lose big

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Shut THE FUCK UP you FAGGOT avatarfag

>malkin takes a whack at guys head again the game he returns from suspension
nothing
>sid sucker punches like 2 other guys
nothing

malkin's low suspension was stupid desu

should have been atleast 2 days, the intent was there and imagine if he would have actually hit the guy

like wtf

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I wanna know where the dumb asshole is that was laughing at me and calling me an idiot yesterday when I said I predict Simmonds going to Nashville.

I bet he feels real silly right about now

I spent a while this afternoon considering coming out to my boss as a hockey fan (homosexual)

>years ago

the shithawks

Calgary has the 2nd best record in the league, it's no wonder you hate them

That was clear to me since NHL '96 days; it doesn't matter how many you shoot, if they don't go in, they don't, whilst the other team may have far better opportunities.

I was trying to see if there was a pattern. Sometimes I think the NHL tends to make statistics of the most random things

>86

>mad at winners
which loser team is >yours

>rags

>rags

more often than not though the team that is getting more shots is playing better than the other team, but shots on goal isn't the best stat for determining what team is performing better. Puck possession is a better indicator because it shows what team is controlling the play more.

>chicago
>winners

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>rags

why is nashville half empty?

there not too happy that subban is no longer a token

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Sunbelters are afraid of any temperature below 50F.

Did Sid the whiny kid still have his bitch mittens on?

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IN THE AIR

True, I mean why bother with being cold anyway?

very sensible, thanks

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

>kitties led kongs 4-1 before second intermission
>bolts are still up only 2-0 in the final minutes

what did tampa mean by this

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CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

DENVER

PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET

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BREAKING NEWS
MELNYK SOLD THE OTTAWA SENATORS

THE NEW OWNER IS...

BAH GOD

THATS HEATER'S MUSIC
IT CANT BE

DANY HEATLEY IS THE NEW OWNER OF THE OTTAWA SENATORS

BAH GOD WHAT AN UNEXPECTED SWERVE OF EVENTS

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>I've forgotten what I was going to say...
>in Dreaming, lol

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HES REQUESTING A TRADE TO TRADE THE OTTAWA SENATORS TO QUEBEC CITY

OH FUG

all the bandwagoners moved to Arizona and tried to take their "you suck" chant with them

GET A REPLACEMENT REF OUT THERE, HE HIT HIM WITH THE FERRARI

Theyre all sharks "fans" now that are shitting up every hoc thread

>@CMPunk

CM Punk. Do you live under a rock user?

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turpa kii homo :DD

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Which players are playing for their new teams tonight?

/asp-hoc/ > snowbelt > sunbelt

>"It's a surgery to put a plate in place. It just helps it to heal faster. It's nothing major," general manager Jim Nill told the team's website. "It was a very clean break and the surgery makes sure it stays in place so it heals faster."

>oilels

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im debuting in an emergency loan call-up for fucking your mom tonight

TSN 3 : Canada Winter Games Womens Hockey

Alberta v.s Nova Scotia

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>/debbies_hoc/
nice

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in about 7 minutes actually

curling's on

also got this block from saturdays game

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I'll fucking kill you.

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im contractually obliged to fuck your mom

>SWERVE OF EVENTS
Good one, user

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>im contractually obligated(sic) to fuck your mom

This is precisely how I landed my last job interview

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>emergency loan call-up

what is that?

>he'd rather watch 17 year old girls getting paid in a week of free hotdogs in a meaningless crankoff tournament that rarely if ever lures in actual talent to than the best players on earth in the heat of the playoff race
Canada games are basically provincial games (shit) on a larger scale (big shit)

AH FUCK IM REALLY LATE TODAY

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Danielle Serdachny is Captain of Team Alberta. Most recently played at the U-18's for Canada where she got a gold

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Who's the "he" you're referring to

can't wait for DeBoer to fuck this one up again lads

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Fuck off you retarded pedophile

Let’s don’t bicker and argue over who may or may not’ve fucked who’s mother

whats with this camera angle?

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if its on t.v then sure. My Oilers are playing but without McDavid its grim

He's been fucking his own mom (minor league mom) and just found out it's illegal

>edfinngolian goaltending

what is going to happen to bulju now? :(

wew that save

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>Dahlin

KAP KAP KAP

thanks ref

scarrrrrrrrrrrr

>Columbus trading the farm just to get a wildcard spot

Lmao what awful management.

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he can't fuck it up that's the beauty of it. this whole thing is on jones now

no one deserves "worst GM" more than pierre dorion

I'm am directed by moral and ethical guidelines, some of which are /hoc/ mandated, to sexify and give the D to Your Lovely and Graceful Mother

>this Memorandum in /hoc/WIDE and SPECIFIC TO ALL PERSONNEL

>Please Update Your Break Room Bulletin Boards, Ewe Guises

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lel

Expect the oilers to hire him next then

won't be in the NHL next season.

don't get me wrong, I want a run but the sharks don't match up against speed teams. larkin would've had goal of the year yesterday. he skated past damn near everyone but just missed

>rags
SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise

have you ever had a stick blade catch you under the toe of your skate before?

it jsut occured to me how different the terrace cultures are.

In EUrope people blow up fireworks during the game. Imagine setting off a simple, what do you have in the U.S., cherry bomb during the game, you would probably get arrested.

Or...your media would like us to believe you would.

likely picked up by some middle of the road team as a budget contract, then become an AHL mainstay

>rags

does he regenerate after a few years?

>31
>86

It's not his fault.

what do you do to afford internet, friend?

not even. they hand with tampa, calgary, and every other speedy team. the leafs losses were in the first half of the season when they were still shit against speed. they've been much better lately

Melnyk can only take responsibility for so much

fucking your mom on the regular, I'm her gigolo

Hmmmm

Wut

It's Hoffman and Karlssons fault. Karlsson has the most overrated hair in the NHL. It's long, but not good. The best hair isn't so flat and stringy.

remember that being gm of the snes literally killed a man. its a terrible job to have.

im mad

looks like playoffs are back ON THE MENU BOYS

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Bro wut

Buffalo is a SHIT team

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>sitting in my bath
meant shitting

Best hair today
>oshie
>hischier
>patrick
>boeser
>bertuzzi
>barzal

If Nylander got 7 million will Kapanen also get 7 million? Hes essentially having a similar if not identical season to Nylander last year and has been better than him this season.

>me

>much better
like when they got shut out 4-0 to Columbus a couple days ago?

I REALLY want relocane niggers to FUCK OFF!

Oh my God sniper get dow--

a good friend made a comment the other day, he meant it as a compliment, he compared me during different phases in my life, but it shook me.

>squeelander

...

I can only hope.

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Shut the fuck up you retarded son of a dog shitskin

Shut the FUCK up FAGGOT

its hard coming to terms with realizing youve been gay this whole time

I bet that's what his "friend" said to him as well.

Imagine rating Vasilevsky

BASED and Sampilled

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Why doesn't he just fucking grow it out. Every day I turn on the tv hoping he does.

>grease has a friend
>friend tries to tell him he's dumb af, has a room temp IQ
>grease takes it as a compliment
kek

imagine using the term rating for hockey

you could even say they need to relocate!

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based Cory

>Shannon called for his trade

HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO WRONG?

Cory has had a humbling experience in missing ice time for so long and with all the losses, he deserves good things

Maybe he is a little relieved that Keith left too, could be.

top lel

wondering where the fresh OC is at, lad

>blots

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>BLOTS
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

nothing but top banter between lads, not that you would understand friendship

praying it's not during poocific hours.

Nice bro!

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>ragszotto got traded for a 6th rounder

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shant engage with fallacious arguments from a disingenuous leaf

leave arvy alone, he's a good boy

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– Hey, everybody! Sam's on drugs!
– GET OFF THE STAGE YOU DRUNK BASTARD
avs would be leading the central if his hair were better, simple as

he should have become an olympic swimmer
he's pretty good at diving

Scared posters pretty quiet tonight
Didn’t even try when Buffalel was attempting to comeback

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imagined

>stay scared m8

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imagine dragons

Kek
>this is fucked!

imagine all the people

just woke up and saw that laffs scored 5 goals. did twinklander contribute at all?

comfy show. one of the few reasons I'd consider getting netflix again in the future

what do you think?

>mfw

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did you say fellatious? HAHAHAHAHA

who is that? Is that the canadian version of a taliban?

>future considerations
What do they mean by this?

They gonna remember the good times

love staying hydrated with water, lads

just a polite way to say "nothing"

canucks-ducks

either a MOU that they're gonna do something or it refers to options contracts with confidential terms

It's Sam "the caveman" Losco
He literally becomes a caveman in one of the neflix seasons

not sure if bait but it's from "fallacy" friend

can't wait for another Ducks collapse tbqh

>
A way to deal for nothing basically

>no trades
>no playoffs once again

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idk i was waiting for someone to ask

cap dump / IOU

hey sam knock knock!

Who's there?
GET OFF THE STAGE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Who is (((their))) team

get the fuck off the stage you idiot!

Las Vegas reddit knights.

This should've been the 2017 WCF. Thanks refs

>tfw the rest of the league doesn't know about Drake Batherson

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Ah, I'm going to watch this awesome episode after the Coilers lose.

Does Luongo have jaundice?

My wife's son just told me he's a DEFINITELY a Preds fan now lol
#smashville

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Tell me I'm pretty

It's all about the bacon and the sparrows, Rick.
-what?
We gotta thank god for the bacon, son.
Where do you think bacon comes from Ricky?
-from a fucking cow

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Lightning are the gayest team in the fucking league

>rags

dux @ nux

tampa bay kikening

heading to bed frens
g'nite

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OT against the kings

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>rags

sleep tight

at least watch the oilers lose in 11 minutes

bonne nuit user

sweet dreams, fren

YAHHHHH

THE FINAL SOLUTION

we need a reverse offside rule for 3on3 ot

I know, it was an immature joke

N

Fucking pussy

DONT DO IT

THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS

Based Garth Brooks and Wayne Gretzky

I

piss off
>gnite man

STOP STOP NO
THE ADVERTISERS THINK ABOUT THE ADVERTISERS

LICK

G

G

A

Baking some chicken thighs smothered in ranch

Y

someone didn't tell bobby lou not to play today

Nigger

Nigger

Lover

>niggay
wew

NOOOOOOOOOO HIRO WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME????? YOU SAID 4CHANNEL WAS FAMILLLLLY FRIENDLLLLYYYYY

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Lookin like Ryan Murray has I busted himself

>blots can't even beat the kangs without a shoot out

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fucking kek\d

>Dear Hiro...

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"NIGGER"

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

"Mrs" Obama is a NI-

HIRO YOU TOLD ME THIS WEBSITE WAS ADVERTISER FRIENDLY
HIRO MY STOCKS ARE FALLING YOU FUCKING GOOK

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Anyone wanna sell fake, dangerously fatal psychedelic drugs with me?

WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIT

I was considering advertising my fortune 500 company on 4channel, but now that I've been here myself and seen the vile racism and blatant anti-semitism I can tell you all with 100 per cent positivity that this place will never make money, ever. The world hates you

what happened? i left for 10 minutes

Fuck sakes, Koskinen. Your stick wasn't that far away

No thanks I'm not a psychopath

Tranpa Gay LGBTning

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Klan meeting came thru, ads pulled, no monies, last /hoc/ ever

did koskinen just go full retard?

Reminder: an elite SWEDE is all you need

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HELP ME HIRO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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That was such a dumb penalty by oiler's goalie.

Based

Avs are fucking WOKE right now

standings, niggers

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I'm having a hark attack bros

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>needing to play Gary's minigame to beat the Kongs
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

Nagger

>fellatio arguments

Go leafs go :)

:3 :3 :3

True

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_ _ _ _ _ _

who wants to play hangnigger

Why aren't Simmons and Grandlund playing?

they're back

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Most indeed

they're traveling tomorrow

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>2023

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N

I hope Draisatl gets a hat trick

N

N

>sunbelt casual bandwagoner thinks the regular season matters

no no No NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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please come watch our game guys.

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S

L G B T NING

welcome to Trump's America

can we get Andrew Shaw's thoughts on this?

Nope

watching Oilers/ Redditors

>trade McDavid to the Seattle Totems in my chel franchise mode for Muzzin, Braun, 1rst rnd pick, and prospect
>Oilers make playoffs and are a dominant team for large portions of the year

Should Oilers trade McDavid? They clearly all play better when he's out of the lineup. Just think of the kind of value they could get out of him if traded to the right market (Carolina would probably give up a shit ton of good young players).

Pump the brakes friend

Look into the crystal ball

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they're now shorthanded and are about to lose

Draisaitl is elite btw

gonna watch them get shitpumped by the shorks on friday desu

Jesus fuck it won't stop snowing

>draisatl is a mcdavid babby
know nothing niggers

Or win? Another shortie, why not? They honestly are lucky to be in OT and 1pt against Nashville is better than nothing, and who cares if they get 1 at this stage, not competing with them.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

That’s it I’m goin to start selling heroin and study jelly fish

>complaining about snow in February
Where do you live?

My grandma is 93 and racist as fuck. Whenever she sees a black and white couple she says "why can't they just stick to their own kind." Out loud. Imagine what she thinks of that shit. We're all going to hell.

Pffft
>sharts
>le reddit beard man
Decidedly not scared m8

Why are Lightningfags so sensitive?

KITTIIIIEEEES SCAAAAR

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>Pres trophy winner wins more often than any other seed
ok

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IA - Hughes- TT
JAD(chad)- Kupari - Grundstrom
Leipsic - Vilardi - (Toronto first rounder)
Luff - Amadio - Wagner

no one can stop us

START A NEW FUCKING THREAD

shan’t

>One Tom Wilson head shot away from being a first round exit

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Thanks for the point I guess

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fuck you i won't do what you tell me

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW NIGGERS

move

on who? deepest scoring team in the league btw

Because they know their team will bust in the playoffs.

This is the new thread

There's already an old bread, recycle that fags

NEW THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Preds 4on3 pp was to stationary, holy fuck. Good pk by Oilers, but fuck, they didn't have much movement on that pp. Made it easy on them. Now Oilers might steal a cheeky win.

jon cooper

let's take this plane to 1000 posts

someone make a new thread

i got it bro don't worry

filip scoresberg

there's already bread

...

whoa
it just makes sense