/hoc/

kieslevich to winnipeg for a 7th

first for jackies win the cup

thanks for Donato ;^)

You're finally out of this hellhole. Godspeed, my friend.

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canucks trade literally who for literally who from sharks
jets trade literally who for literally who from panthers

Excuse me, friend, >my team doesn't have any of "those" people on it.

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imagine trading for erik gudranson

That's the blockbuster I've been waiting for.

*swindles you*
Heh... Stupid snowbelters, when will they learn

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>Wild saved cap space
automatic win, >we need to rebuild

>Jets trade Nic Petan to the Maple Leafs in exchange for Par Lindholm

THERE it is!
... fucks sake

>ottowa trying to build a team around chabot

jets trade literally who for literally who from maple leafs

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incoming EP40 asking for a trade

>Linus Karlsson for Jonathan Dahlén
For what reason?

Desu

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>PETAN FOR LINDHOLM

Melker and Erik felt crowded with the extra Karlsson.

I want to find one NHL fanbase to go and shitpost right now. Who should it be and what's my best material?

What's it like being a snes fan?

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>trading for a manlet

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did that actually happen? ive heard the radio saying that benning and co have soured on dahlen a bit after seeing him play in the ahl this year.

Your team sucks, no one cares, and you've never been funny ever. Just shut the fuck up

>rags

>Toronto
>1967

He'll fit in just fine.

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Something needs to be done about Jarmo, he's lost his mind

>rags

t. Don Cherry

>Petan for Lindholm
4 wut purpoise

Thats hilarious, wow haha

>Granlund for Fiala
>Simmonds for Hartman and 4th round pick

Based Grandmaster Poile fleecing teams again.

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Jesus christ, somebody's mad.

>be me
>visit Kanata, Kanada 2 summers ago
>driving to see Canadian Tire Fire Centre
>starts raining so hard, it hurt
>arena is out in the middle of nowhere with only an outlet on the other side of the motorway
>prices inside teamshop are jewish
>curse Ottawa
And that, kids, is the story of how the snes ceased to exist as a professional hockey team

Yeah and I hope you die.

-your parents.

Way better than last year's deadline.

F

what the fuck is a johnathan dahlen and why is he a shark?

The snes should be relegated, a new owner found, and homegrown talent developed and promoted back into the NHL.

wideman to pittsburgh

embarrassing desu

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lots of hot takes in this thread
no good ones desu

Landeskog doesn't sound Swedish at all....how are Swedes so good at English? What are they plotting?

Will the carolina shitters finally kill themselves when they miss the playoffs for the 13th time in a row?

TSN Radio Vancouver
@TSN1040
Gudbranson on time in Vancouver: Honestly, I'm not too proud of it. I don't think I played very well. I worked hard every single day, came to the rink and tried to get it together.

More Gudbranson: I want to thank the #Canucks
for the time the spent, taking care of my injuries, and treating me with nothing but respect, and I really enjoyed my time here. I just wish I could have been better

>unironically mad
>on Yea Forums

Contrived!

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im good

Laval Rocket should be brought up to nhl

Sorry, I only serve cold takes.

Maybe you're just a picky eater.

P-p-pulju?!

We're not brainlets like the finns

devols retained 40% of johansson's salary

lol at least he admitted hes shit.

Imagine being able to watch clubs like Laval, Saskatoon, and Hamilton battle for promotion right before the NHL playoffs started.

depth deal

this obsession of your isn't healthy. Go take a jog and shower and re-evaluate your life.

I don't think we will get that lucky

people in the nordics grow up with subs instead of dubs

benis

Honestly can't wait to see 2 niggers chimping out in Nashville every time they lose a ploff game

It's a disguise. The Swede is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Swede and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>Eugene Melnyk has literally ruined hockey for me

I have been a Sens fan for my entire life, and I will never cheer for another team, but at this point I'm pretty much done with hockey.

Is there any precedent for a team without cap issues to trade their four best players in an 8 month span? I dont think so. All of our star players in the past 5+ years have refused to commit their future to Ottawa because they have either been low-balled and alienated by the ownership over contract negotiations or have (rightfully) believed that the team is not interested in being competitive.

Being a sports fan is fun because you get to commit to a team, follow it through the ups and downs, and eventually your patience and loyalty gets rewarded. But Sens fans don't get to have that enjoyment. To compete in this league you need to draft and develop players, make big-name moves when the time is right, and retain top-tier talent when you have the opportunity to lock them down. The Sens don't sign free agents, and generally don't look outside the organization to fill roster needs. The fact that we have shown a consistent ability to develop players (Alfie, Karlsson, Stone, Hoffman, etc) is overshadowed by the fact that we have an owner who is unwilling to make that final push. Not to mention that backroom staff and all the other regular people who work for the organization have been cut to the bone. Melnyk has driven this organization into the ground and there is no end in sight.

We have been "rebuilding" for basically as long as I remember, and every time we reach a point where we have a talented core of players Melnyk and the rest of the organization blow things up and start again. Karlsson, Stone, and everyone else led us on a surprise run at the Cup two years ago. Then when their contracts were up they all got dealt, forcing all of us to kick our dreams another 5 years down the road. Again.

Not going anywhere, seetheniggers.

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will be cheering for Nashville this year in the playoffs

an independent ahl team without another teams prospects (they wouldnt be farm teams anymore) would get absolutely shit stomped by any nhl team. you are only joking yourself if you think otherwise.

>Delta
Not even beta.

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arenas would be filled, unlike florida and arizona with 100 people on average

Until we have an owner that is as interested in putting a winning team on the ice as we are, I'm not going to bother getting invested in this new crop of players. In 6 years we will all be sitting here watching Chabot and Tkachuk get traded, so who the hell cares. The Ottawa Senators are a non-team, and aren't worthy of the money and loyalty this fanbase has shown over the years. We can have all the picks and prospects in the world and we still wouldn't get anywhere.

Sorry, rant over. At least there is a proper title race in the EPL this season. That's what I'll be following until there is a change of ownership in Ottawa.

Oh man that's a bummer

Like the playoffs?

The team should move back to Hartford

they've never posted about hockey and have never been funny. I feel bad for them in a way. Probably have childhood trauma

hello

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Bettman, do your job.

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really wish there was a way to get rid of melnyk for you fren

i got a burtuzzi canucks shirt for my birthday should i feel bad?

Guys...

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Don't delete this mods. It sparks joy.

anna melnyk a qt though

kind of like clif pu's career
LMAOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

This post is fucking retarded because they overpaid for duchene to try to win a cup. That's not "rebuilding" this is Carolina tier hockey intelligence

Why would you bother going to reddit and copying them here?

did >your team acquire more truculence this deadline?

>third trade since talking smack in Phoenix

Can any of you Swedes redpill me on Oscar Fantenberg?

you're retarded if you thing one move erases the history of this team

No they got players and picks because they're not massive faggots that use faggot words

Nucksbros what are we getting in Dahlen

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Ok retard

All this pro/rel talk sounds so sexy and enticing. It also make the poor sunbelt teams mad which is great.

Are the sunlets even trying anymore?

Aha, wordplay.

Hartford has no building and no market.

The slant's not >our problem anymore. Take it up with Florida.
Though if you don't understand how contracts affect trade value, I'm not sure why you're even on /hoc/ today.

name another time the sens made a big splash like that or nabbed a big name in free agency then

Don't worry, you get all the Kevin "Fifi" Fiala memes as part of this. It's a package deal.

>pooins making moves like they're relevant
Cute

Idiotic post. Zero hockey knowledge. Most interesting: Didn't address the accusations of childhood trauma. It finally all makes sense.

t. salty hasbeensscunt

>Though if you don't understand how contracts affect trade value, I'm not sure why you're even on /hoc/ today.
The irony of saying this today, when multiple players with expiring contracts were dealt for substantial returns. Typical sunbelt hockey knowledge.

what is objectively the best nhl game? i want to play one but don't have time sift through which ones are good and bad

Business idea: Go full soccer mode with multiple tiered leagues, each team has their own "academy" system for developing local players, no salary cap
>sunbelt teams have no local talent and thus whither and die in the lower leagues
>actual hockey markets get stacked with local talent

HAHAHA when did the canucks trade Dahlen

wasn't he supposed to be new Sedin with Elias?

No building is fair but if they came back to Hartford it will be a full building, People up here love the Whalers

Thanks for the pick, boo

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>böljöö :D

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Name another time your mom wasn't knocking on windshields at the truck stop trying to get money to buy you diapers

>torontowinslol
no

NO
MOVE
CLAUSE
YOU
STUPID
FUCK

NHL Hitz 2003

>Me : "I named my cat after the Ottawa Senators"

>My Friend: "You named your cat Senator?"

>Me: (pic related)

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NHL Hitz 2002, anything else is pleb garbage

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will never happen, gary is all too attached to putting on hockey game for mouth breathing sunbelters and making actual hockey markets foot the bill.

it sounds like management hasnt been impressed by him since hes come over from europe. benning said on radio just now that dahlens agent asked him if it was possible to trade him too. i think a lot of people here had high hopes for him because he played in sweden with pettersson so they assumed they would have instant chemistry here.

...

canucks don't really know much about him, he was part of the burrows trade when ottawa couldn't protect him during the draft
and then he stayed in sweden until this year in the ahl where he's been mediocre

"nothing personel Shilton"

Has their ever been a fanbase in all of sports more ass blasted than the Sens?

Why make moves like that when you have to know you wont get a whiff of the ecf?

First-line potential that so far has not come close to appearing on this continent

why so angry? there's better ways to cope with life than being a bitter shitposter

2K7 was my favourite

They had a chance to pack the building for decades, and they didn't.
They have an AHL team. That's about all they can handle.

I've been a Panthers fan for like 20 years. Get over it, fag.

>rags
>kangz
>laffs

Nordiques?

Minnesota

I noticed you didn't address the accusation. Your moms a lot lizard and you wear adult diapers. Faggot.

>responding earnestly to reddit posts
user...

Oakland Raiders

thank god I don't have to roleplay a Mild fan anymore

>lying on Yea Forums
no, no you haven't

>not wanting the top NHL tier to only be GTA teams

Players waive no move clauses all the time, sunbelt.

can't stop won't stop

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blasting a HUGE ottawa out me ass lads

montreal won all those cups tho

I’ve been a panthers fan for 21 years, casuals out

disgusting bandwagoner

where is shannons take??????????

Happy for you, they're so sterile. The wood accents in the locker room are nice but Minnesota feels like being trapped in the 90s to me

Remember when people thought Jim Rutherford was a competent GM

>successfully acquires the two worst defensemen in the league
>successfully turns $7m in expiring contracts into $9m of long-term contracts
>Widemann
>McCann
>Johnson
>Gudbranson

literally what the fuck is he thinking

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oylers

Redpill me on Lindholm for Petan trade

holy shit poongs got fleeced

>he didn't watch the full live trade deadline special
another sunbelt casual in our midst

didnt realize shannon worked for tsn

Petan might put up points.
Lindholmis prolly better defensively.

If Edmonton had been relegated, Connor McDavid of Newmarket Ontario would not be wasting away in Edomonton right now.

But no, you folks INSISTS on rewarding failures.

seriously though, going through life so bitter and depressed you feel the need to antagonize anonymous posters is really sad. consider a healthy outlet for your stress

also
>pukestad

Can't imagine hooping onto a Burmese reptile trading forum with the sole purpose of antagonizing the other patrons.

Must be a sad, sad life

The fact that you're taking this so seriously tells me your mom might actually have got around a truck stop and fucked dudes for money. Honestly kind of admirable.

>Bjulju

lmao almost forgot

>the ded wingz didn't trade any of their ded weight away except nyquist

yes because him being on the laffs wouldnt be rewarding failure...

>tfw still have NHL 2001 and Elitserien (SM Liiga was also included I think) 2001 expansion lying around somewhere
And some from 94-96 on Mega Drive.

its almost like most teams dont want to trade for other teams garbage.

Who says the laffs wouldn't be relegated?

>pongs needed defense so they traded for fucking gudbransson
lmao

I wish you would disappear from this continent

The red wings just need to wait the current contracts out.

Should have done Malkin for Giordano

what the fuck are ruins doing? don't they need those picks?

>tfw Vegas has another solid Cup Run now

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NHL 04 for PC
Tons of mods, it's still getting fanmade roster updates and it just werks.

>I'm putting together a defense

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who's taking this seriously? not me
I'm just saying there are healthier ways of coping with life, being this bitter isn't a good look on anyone.

Gio is the heart and soul of the Calgary Flames

Keep telling yourself that desert scum

Hierarchy of hoc

Normal posters
Greece
Tripfags
Sunbelt

>implying you don't love me and miss me when I'm gone

I'm probably doing spring in yuroland so you'll get your wish anyway

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what the FUCK was that granlund trade just lmao

this, but exact opposite

omgwtfbbq

I'm not going to take advice from someone whose mother goes around truck stops and exchanges sex for money multiple times per day.

1994-current.

legit the most lopsided trade of the day
the rest were pretty good hockey trades

HAHAHA ragszotto is getting moved again because he's so bad

Minnesota needed younger depth if you understand what I'm saying.

this is the answer i was looking for. thanks binland . will check it out

Vegas is a Hockey Town now. Hockey Gods literally proved it.

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Do you ever fucking work or are you just some trust fund faggot

i didnt realize the predditors were done with fiala. maybe granlund will be like niederreiter. needs a new home to get his game back.

actually nvm grandlunds production has dropped off a cliff and fiala is a promising 22 year old. not as terrible as i imagined

OH! ELLIN WHAT CAN I DO

Just woke up lads, what are we seething about today?

Its literally now or never which is sad because it wont happen now either.

>not listening to yourself
pretty grim

Jennifer Hedger is on my trade-bate board if you know what I am sayin'

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That game was great. I liked that I could draft literally anyone after I upgraded all of my facilities and turn them into 99 overall players

Marcel Goc was my GOAT

I had high hopes for him, i think he can be a first liner watch some of his highlights

I built a business that keeps me pretty comfortable, and then I take overseas contracts if it sounds interesting or if there's decent money involved

Took most of 2015 and 2016 to get it running though

No idea what you're saying but I'd like to suck a wet fart out of her ass and hold it in like omg hit if you catch my drift bud

i loved how you could decorate your office in those games. lol

broadhurst to the jests

lol i trol u what do you think of pro/rel?

supposed to be TSN "tradebait board" but i changed bait to bate as an innuendo

what a shit way to go out. my condolences.

91122194
absolutely grim post
there's a reason everyone ignores you

are you a millionaire now?

dont think jeremy jacobs does long rebuilds. he would rather the team just sneak into the ploffs and get btfo instead.

Oh wow lmfao I was talking about analingus myself

lmao no

thinking of living several life experiences this summer, maybe jump off a boat in the ocean

let's hear /hoc/'s trade deadline verdict
>who won?
>who lost?

oh

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he’d need to make $2m to be a millionaire in vancouver because the first $1m goes towards existing

>gary
>snes

>who won?
Vegas
>who lost?
Snes

>winners
preds
jackies
vegas
>losers
snes (this was expected though)
jets
penguins

>lost?

pongs and sens tie

>won?

Glorious Canucks and unfortunately Vegas

>actually living in Vancouver if you are not a) a billionaire Chinese lead toy merchant or b) a welfare-abusing Punjabi latent honor killer

but why

>who won
preds
rags

>who lost
mild
poolumbus
pongs

>win
shorks got a free 50 pt producer AND a top 25 prospect. doug btfo'd everyone
>lost
every other contender

>who won?
/hoc/
>who lost?
sens
>rags
TSN
the hopes and dreams of many fairweather fans who have no clue what's going on
/cric/

>won
>rags Vegas

>lost
snes

Won
Senators
Wild
Detroit

Lost
Vegas
Jets
Washington

>win
Preds

>lose
shorks

why the FUCK wasnt bulju traded?!?!?

because they asked on teams to take on the lucic contract which no one wants

winners are clearly columbus and vegas (preds did well too)
calgary, islanders, maple leafs all lost imo. if they wanted a chance this year they had to try and get better

Bulju is too smart to get traded

>a top 25 prospect

lmao

>hey want this bust of a finnish autist
>btw you have to take this retarded goon plug with him :^)

Starting to be scared of the poo jackets, 2bh.

>trading for an injured player ahead of the playoffs

>nashvilel now has 2 of em

remember when nashville gave up a 1st for hartman

Redpill me on Brassard

Because the Oilers were trying to sell him and Lucic as a package deal. While Bulju would be a value contract, no one wants to take Lucic's awful contract.

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>who lost?

my hopes of playoff games ever again being televised on an actual network in this country

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granlund's fiancee was literally in labor when he was traded

Nobody seems to want him around.
Probably because he's not very good.

depth center who was average before he was traded and then became bad

Fuck off

fucked up his shoulder as soon as he got in the nhl, been a bust since

>no trades

Sticking foot with the core I see

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Not that they would do anything to make their team actually better, but how much would it cost the Shmucks to unload Katy Perry's contract?

Good for the kid to get out of Minnesota

>Carolina traded Jeff Skinner for Future Considerations

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nice

>one is in a playoff spot
>one is not

>Still make the playoffs
>Buffalel doesn't

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To be fair Buffalo is being carried by him only

keep your mouth shut then negro

Stone the real winner 2bh.

if you have to ask there's no point telling you

They're playing 9D chess

no, the real winner of all the Ottawa trades?
Colorado

Colorado did not and will not win jack shit (or jack hughes)

>soilers: south

Brannstrom is really fucking good but how can you not even get a 1st for Stone

underrated

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oh they won't, huh?

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all the flames were looking to pick up was a depth right handed defenseman, and they got it. I'm glad they didn't do something retarded and give away all their future assets. all they gave up was a 4th round pick so it worked out pretty good for the team

worst team only has a 20% chance
brannstrom is better than hughes

Dorion’s hair is JUST tier

branstrom is pretty highly rated. doubt they would have been able to get brannstrom and a 1st.

dorion's body and soul is JUST tier

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lol this press conference statement
>we flushed all our earlier stars down the toilet and got one SCF appearance out of it, so keep the faith Sens fans!

That's also a 40% chance at Kaapo
And Brannstrom hasn't even played an NHL game yet. I'll admit he's doing well there, but do you really think he would've been redrafted at 1st or 2nd?

It's official, the Predators are now the blackest team in the NHL

Dorion looks like he's about to cry

>Predators now have Simmonds AND Subban
Did they really need two chimpout artists on their team?

>saying the snes lost when they got an okay haul for their players
>not teams that traded for gudbranson/granlund, or contenders who didn't shore up any depth
low iq

>MUH CHARACTER PLAYERS

fucking Dorioooooooooooonnnnnnnnn

how is subban more of nig nog when simmonds was born in scarborough?

lots of dmen drafted that year havent even played a game in the nhl yet. makar, foote, or liljegren havent played in the nhl yet either.

That didn't really answer my question, but I am aware.

he's a 19 year old defenseman, unless you're elite you don't get a sniff at the NHL for at least a few years

>vegas traded tatar, suzuki, 2nd for pacioretty
>vegas traded lindberg, brannstrom, 2nd for stone

stone is way better than patio-ready. and yet tatar is way better than lindberg, and suzuki and brannstrom are both highly-touted prospects.
don't tell me dorion couldn't have done better. he's a fucking hack.

what difference does that make tho? there are plenty of dmen drafted outside the top10 who become studs.

yeah but would you say he should have been drafted higher?
He was 15th overall, and you're arguing he's better than a potential 1st and a potential 2nd.

>hindsight trades
patches was a 30 goal scorer, not many people thought he would drop of so drastically in vegas

no Vanik trade wtf?

At least we still have Bobby Ryan

>Bjugstad
>Gudbranson
>Mccann
>Wideman

Why are the Pens taking all of the Panthers garbage?

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>got one SCF appearance out of it
they never went to the Stanley Cup finals?

AHAHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
the shitterpeg jets are fucking retarded, giving up a first for that rags trash

LMFAO

Ottawa got creamed by Anaheim in 07, zoomer

honestly the sens did the right thing. they have the best prospect pool in the league now.

And they'll get all shipped off the moment they start asking for a reasonable contract too

And they will all be gone entering their prime

I hope everyone had a great trade deadline day.

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shut up nerd

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youtube.com/watch?v=kga2soqvMF0

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he was undersized and playing in swedish juniors when he got drafted. teams still seem kind of put off taking players like that. nowadays the nuhl is very friendly to smooth skating lanklet dmen, but a few years ago it was still a big boys league. i dont think he was going to get taken ahead of heiskanen or makar because of his size but maybe ahead of cal foote.

It was exciting shitposting with /hoc/ as it all went down

This made me laugh cuz it's true.

>blackest team in the NHL is in the south
pottery

at least the snes develop prospects and arent a total prospect graveyard like the soilers or bingbings.

doesn't the south have a disproportionate amount of melatonin enriched gentlemen?

imagine the handshake simmonds and subban are going to conduct when they meet up

>German Sens fan out of nowhere
ha ha aber warum
Bist du Lebensmüde?

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and they can draft outside of round 1

are you retarded or merely pretending?

Skinner is a modern day cheechoo
Literally bottle fed by eichel

Nashville wins again!

don't let the trade deadline hype make you forget that john tavares is overrated shit

Karlsson, Stone, Dzingle, Hoffman, all those players they flushed down the toilet, none of them were even in the NHL in 2007. so to say "all we got was a single finals appearance from these guys" is patently false and retarded, you retarded retard

Imagine if they got Seth Jones back!

absolutely hilarious
Imagine hiring the former gm of the atlanta thrashers, and expecting him to be competent.

i have a feeling they won't get along
simmonds doesn't seem like a tap-dancing type of negro like subban

Are you fucking dense? In Dorion's press conference he argued 'durr look what Alfredsson Heatley and Spezza were able to get us in return so we know what we're doing here', all three of which were in fact in that SCF.

they should have traded for duclair too

Mike Milbury is gonna freak.

eric staal signed an extension with minny
2 years at 3.25m aav

thinkin bout hokkei
shant study today lads

Are you fucking dense? You made the assertion that the team flushed all their stars down the toilet and all they got was 1 finals appearance when none of those players have been in the finals at all

>Staal 2 year extension, 3.25 AAV
>3.5 next, 3.0 after

May as well, Ottawa's giving up everyone else for a song.

>Nashville will ice the first all black forward line and d pair
very progressive

I made the assertion that Ottawa's one single high point has never been replicated because of the team's disasterous handling of those players, so using them as a way to reassure the fanbase is completely retarded.

>evander kane - wayne simmonds - anthony duclair
>pk subban - seth jones
find a fault

Trudeau is literally shaking!

goes well with the city

tell me a story about sweden pls

>their coach is a black bull
My god, it's all so perfect.

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>yiffpuck

Imagine the cellys.

what will grapes think of this? What if they celebrate?

well I misunderstood you then sorry for sperging out

Prospects
>Jonathan Davidsson
>Alex Formenton
>Josh Norris
>Thomas Chabot
>Maxime Lajoie
>Erik Brännström
>Colin White
>Filip Chlapík
>Logan Brown
>Shane Bowers
>Drake Batherson
>Vitali Abramov

Picks up until 2021
>4 1st round picks (possibility of 6 in total)
>7 2nd round picks
>4 3rd round picks

Cap Space
>endless

I dont hate it desu

They had a pretty good thing going then decided they needed to share it with people who literally eat dirt.

Today, it was a good day.

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Cap space doesn't matter with Melnyk

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People think Rutherford is a genius, putting together a back to back Cup winner with shrew depth moves
Truth is he was carried by a lucky tandem of goalies who could've easily been shit (and Murray is now genuine garbage but stayed hot at the right time) and having two hall of fame centres literally put the team on their backs at varying tmies

>where we're going, we don't need cap space

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look at edmonton
you cant just have young aimless talent, whose the locker room leader now? bobby ryan? borwiecki?

Imagine trading a 40 goal scorer for an echl bust, and then flipping him for an even bigger bust with absolutely no potential.

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Motherfucking Pageau lmao

free agency

I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further.

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They can always rely on Gaborik

borwiecki is apparently the face of the franchise

>sens
>raiders
which is hilarious because vegas had their hand in both teams' fans butthurt

Imagine making the exact same shitpost like four times in the same thread.

>Imagine that they still make the playoffs

youtube.com/watch?v=e9nxxf5z69c

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But surely Skinner must be leaving the stupid Hurricanes in the dust and leading his new team into the playoffs???

if they still had a 40 goal scorer, maybe they would be a sure playoff team

hf banned me again.

Seattle Mariners

pretty normal

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>50 bing

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Imagine being the Jets and giving a 1st rounder for a 26 year old who has never had a whiff of 60 points

how may hours soilers have to trade Bulju for Panarin? Or deadline already happened?

Bad trade, but its no Pu for Skinner

The deadline was at 3 pm Eastern. I think that was 9 pm in Latvialand.

deadline is dead. rosters are frozen for the rest of the season/post-season

Oh, thanks. I guess teds will loose Panarin and Bob for nothing, whoops.

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Because tanking is a meme that doesn't actually happen

>>

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>rosters are frozen for the rest of the season/post-season
Technically no.
Teams can still trade players, but those players just can't play in the playoffs if they get traded after this point.

winners:
leafs
knights
teds

losers
oilers
wild
jets

simple as

are you the latvian english teacher?

what did you do this time

wrong
the sabres tanked in 2015.

>Hurricanes outdoor game announcement tomorrow
the absolute state of the cuckoids of /hoc/

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the laffs tanked for bustthews. buffalel tried to tank for mcgoon but got btfo by the lottery.

>40 bing

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i reckon i might go watch the hasb game at the bar, i have a day off tomorow, will probably get absolutely rekt

Wait what the fuck.
You'd better not be pulling my leg

leafs didn't win shit you delusional tug boat

>delusional tug boat

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nobody gives a crap

finally quebec gets an outdoor game

for me, it's having severe social anxiety and drinking alone at home

do I look like one?

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/cric/GOD here

Bow to me. Now

absolutely based, hurrichads finna see some outdoor hockei

relocate toronto into the sun
not the sunbelt, the actual sun

*nuzzles and licks your paw* OwO

>the outdoor game in Raleigh is going to be a roller hockey game
GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY

if your team can afford to tank you're not a real hockey market
sorry buffalo, toronto, and edmonton

I am feeling very upset bros please cheer me up :'(

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did he mention anything about pregame lynchings?

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mandatory disney on ice pregame show for all players involved

cricket is kind of like playing lawn darts I think

what's anxiety inducing in going to drink at the corner bar?

Sam did a Hurricanes player fuck your highshool crush or something?

>acquire a Finn and a nigger on the same day
What did >we mean by this?

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>The Penguins are going to be using $7.25 million of cap space on Jack Johnson and Erik Gudbransson for the next two seasons after this one.

Dundon is your new God, dicklets

even with pregame lynchings I still wont like them

And they will win at least 1 cup in that time period

>hurrican'ts

literally everything

Im kind of rooting for the preds to win it now because Im a contrarian

which game we watchin?

when's the last time a based black man raised the Stanley Cup before DSP last year?

I know absolutely nothing about hockey, Im just wondering is zuccarello Any good? Can you put him in a context for me that even a guy like me who knows 0 about hockey can understand

Granlund was one of the few pieces to build around. Fenton sucks.

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posting big titties.

this. preds are the edgelord team now

Jesus Christ, Imagine if this guy was on your team.

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you posted MIA?

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well hes no olle einar bjorndalen

I would rather have a beer with either of those than your FAGGOT incel virgin weeb ass

he went to the finals in 2014, but during the playoffs he got a slapshot puck to the head and it broke his skull and he couldn't play anymore. He had to relearn how to speak.

I think if he didn't get the skull injury the NY Rangers would have won the Stanley Cup in 2014.

He is a really good player but he is getting to the end of his career now. He gets injured a lot.

i wish...

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I got a really funny idea for some OC

you are all in for a real treat. check back later tonight

Sabrrrrs vs Maple Queefs thread
join us in about 15 mins

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EA CONFIRMED NHL 2020 FOR PC BROS FUCK YES

source?

What did he mean by this?

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ILL BE SEEING YOU THERE FOR A STRAIGHTNER IN THE PARKING LOT

I would not fuck this piece of slime with a ten foot dick

>sens
>jewnyk
>Stone literally almost inconsolable on the phone about the trade

the absolute state

good thing psycho sam isn't a sens fan

>Wow, I’m hearing that Doc Emerick and Eddie Olczyk are out as the voices of NHL 2020. Talk about a ridiculous decision by @EASPORTS.

is he going to an hero?

the freak accident wasn't in the year the rangers went to the finals. that was in 2014/2015 when they lost in game 7 against Tampa. could've gotten past them with Zuccarello. who knows.

>next three games on nbc
It's tough being the face of the league. Someone has to do it though now that crysby and ovenchicken are done.

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Hopefully Jack and Brick get the gig

>jakke virtanen did not get traded
today is a good day nucksbros

The sunbelt is hockey, deal with it boomers

hopefully pooliot does a murder-suicide now.

I hate doc emerick's voice. this is good news to me

>columbus still won't win a round
i LOVE this script desu

I thought it was the same year. I guess I remembered wrong

I wouldn't give your dog choking hazards

*ahem*
FUCK TRADES
FUCK JANNIES AND
FUCK NIGGERS

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That not acceptable /hoc/ posting

it is shameful my hockey knowledge was wrong and I had to be corrected by Germany. I am getting 2018 Olympic flashbacks. seppuku is the only honourable option

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Still no trades by the Oilers....are they still thinking about going for the playoffs? Why not sell Chiasson to the highest bidder now?

>shroks have to get it done w/ jones
fugg

It’s really not a choice, desu

Autumn ends
frogs settle down
into the earth

Time to an sudoku user. Godspeed

>tfw racist kun goes on a celebratory n-word laden tirade after >we win the Lee

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probably werent any bidders.

season tickets sales are cratering. org trying to save face and make a push to be out of the basement.

I like to think my reputation as a sunbelt anime shitposter precedes my reputation as a racist desu

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>texting to a qt 3.141592653 i met on hinge
>she's talking about how she's a nerd and we're insisting we're each the bigger one
>i tell her how i watch hockey and analyze stats to discuss with people on Yea Forums
>she hasn't responded for 9 hours

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good time to buy them now and get a loyalty discount when they get good

>he named Yea Forums to a girl
that’s been a no-no since Elliott Rogers user

>mentioning Yea Forums

>Preds solve their size problem with Boyle and Simmonds
>Fiala drama solved, traded for Granlund
today is a good day

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>LOILTY
>when they get good

you can get tickets on the secondary market 75% cheaper than what season ticket holders pay.

You did it to yourself my man

Oh boy, they're gonna repackage NHL 09 with an updated roster, can't wait.

>Finland flag
>Subban jersey
what did he mean by this

Ooooo the mighty Michael “as good as EK65” Del Zotto traded for a 6th rounder

she's such a nerd! she loves game of thrones! and she saw star wars 7 in theaters the week it came out!

I've been considering telling my coworkers about /hoc/, especially how my team is such strong trade deadline movers and shakers, even though all the moves they made today were fucking stupid (other than getting Hendricks back)

>/hoc/
>watching hockey
>analyzing stats
>discussing hockey

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You are a fucking moron.

>3-4-4 syllables

at least you tried

>/hoc/
>in the workplace
Do you work at the Publix deli?

>Fiala drama
I don't follow Nashville, didn't know that there was an issue.
What have I missed?

You are about to have a chimp turf war

I take no sympathy for someone with such crippling retardation

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Next time just call it a hockey forum. That's what I tell my therapist

hayes will positively UNBUST laine

can we get a hasb-devils game thread??

i think she was a freak who wanted to be raped by a megachad. you didn't make the cut, nerd

Absolutely BLESSED post
Basically he was nigger and was demanding more playing time even though he fucking sucked. Something like that

I share /hoc/ memes with my female coworker. The other day she asked me if I was on Yea Forums. I said no.

>shorks win the cup

autismo

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Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

He took a hit from Arvy during practice and got up in his face, which is a no-no because Arvy has actually been producing this year while Fiala hasn't. Though, really, I remember all the drama Fiala had during his AHL days like when he shot a puck at a ref's back.

Smart decision

ever bringing this place up
>EVER

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I pray to god that she's in this thread right now and recognizes this story

did you tell her that you have several life experiences like jumping off a boat in the middle of the ocean

who is Bogdan Kiselevich?

Simminds was traded to the Preds? The absolute state of Philthadelphia

If she's in this thread and hasn't posted tits then we've all failed.

The syllables don’t even really matter

>86

It’s a samurai death poem lad

??? Kevin??

He got into a fight with Arvidsson in practice a few weeks back, he's also been obviously moody on the bench in game. Last game versus the Avs, Laviolette put him on the first line, presumably, to say "put up or shut up" and moved Arvy to second line. Preds lost that one 5-0, so guessing that didn't bode well for him.

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oh shit is this her?

>Kinkaid was traded

what the fuck...

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come on

>5 posts early
shan’t

If you are a gril posting pls post your tits now

Fucking wew.
He sounds like a moron.

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Sabres vs Maple Leafs

We used to fuck a lot not anymore since she became a lesbian

->Grecian, plz

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it's a gamethread user

Is hinge any good?

It’s a gamethread you absolute retard

I only realized that after I posted. still shanting the gamethread despite my mistake out of pride

He's young, and on a team that feeds his ego he might flourish. Or, he's just another bust.

new

NEW

can't decide which thread to choose lads.

go for the gamethread, we have poutine

The on-time one, duh.