previous holy shit look at how skinny his leg is
how has no one ever broken it in a fight?
it literally looks like a tooth pick
/heem/ - jon's boney ass leg edition
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You know who has nice legs? no homo of course
wtf is that?
People with mental or physical disabilities are really under-represented in the roster of the UFC, and that's a big problem. In fact, when looking through the UFC's entire 25 year history, you come across only one such fighter: Brendan Schaub.
it's from this video bro:
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cuppu
GENETICALLY
You ever hear about Matt Hamill, you absolute caz? He just has a W over Jon Jones
I would like to fuck GSP, if you catch my meaning..
BUILT
Wake up, Conor
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
Remember when Khabob said women should just stay at home and serve their husbands instead of trying to become MMA fighters? The soibois were scrambling to defend that one
Khabib "throw stones to the hoes" Nurmagomedov
Fyodor said it first
based kebob working the soi marks
BRO LOOK AT CLAUDIAS CLIT
ZOOM
Why are Slavic men so backwards?
some women are built to fight
>Dern liked that post
Based clout chasing instathots liking thots were they get called literal prostitutes
*liking posts where
OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHHh
>country men behead each other
>can’t handle Slav booty
literally disgusting, whos got that pic of her neck bulge
Damn between his constant ducking and his based views on women I cant decide if he is my boy or not
she's roided to the gills
>tattoo above the vagina
can you even satisfy a grill like that if you don't have an 8" x 6" syringe full of roids BREHS . . .
top kek
God what another fucking awful thread.
ywn have your arm broken by Sakuraba
For me, it's Corey "Overtime" Anderson
At least he linked to the previous one.
cozy
For me it's
Brendan
Conor
Ronda
Brock
GSP
Based
Reminder that george was too scared to take the fight against silva
I need to know whether you can be a dimepiece without rocking Gucci.
Anyone know who I could ask?
Garble Garble
Can you believe Bisping created this?
S U C K L E
U
C
K
L
E
A gormay meal, just 4 u
Darren 'The Gorilla' Till
Based
Is this edited or does he actually have tits like that
It's called gyno and I want to suck on them nips real hard no homo.
Yeah he's got gyno, probably from a bad steroid cycle
For me, he is always Corey “Beastin’ 25/8” Anderson
Diaz bless
Based and heterosexual
>5 days until Usman gets slept
Can't wait lads
>tick tock dc
Yep
This is based
enjoyed this post lots, what a great subversion of expectations
based bib
This is the kinoest mma movie
Jones is not a legitimate champion, he never beat DC or Tito.
He used to be pretty obese
anyone else looking forward to seeing kayla harrison crush every single they can line up infront of her?
ahem
Wow Dave Foley looks like trash
when the fighter looks cuter than the ring girls
why the fuck do we even have ring girls still? They're all ugly busted plastic whores
What channel is this shite being shown on over here?
Only the diverse ones, sweetie. Even then its like comparing one lump of shit to another.
>not Flashpoint
>Implying the one on the left isn't top qt
>tiiiimberrrrrrrrrrrr
Khabib will retire while Tony has a longer win streak, cap this you no dick bum.
>Seeing WMMA weight divisions slowly creeping up
Just give me the openweight fights already. I need to see some SSBBWs crushing bitches.
it aint
for the lazy cazzies
None of these girls have any hips whatsoever. What is going on?
Gay mafia, bee
Now thats the type of ring girl we need in every promotion
Genetic engineering
I unironically think Khabib would have been killed fighting for Isis if he never got in the UFC
man ESPN is just consuming everything they can
Is there anything he can't do?
Win a belt
>what we cook up together
it's a good movie title for him to be a trainer for
A woman under 40 with natural test levels.
not get his ass beaten so that he has permanent brain damage?
Is Lion Fight still around?
You all laugh now but Ortega will retire Aldo for the belt. Then heem Max in the rematch.
she sucks though. trained for years and can't throw a decent punch
how the fuck is aldo getting the belt in your mind
I do. It was funny. And the girl asking the question was a total qt. Unfortunately no amount of investigating yielded me any information if she was social media.
Ortega is the luckiest bum in the world, wouldn't be surprised if he lost his next 5 fights and gets cut
That is a tremendous yikes from me for not knowing about cupping in 2019 the state of British education
Based thot remover
That was an imposter bee
She'd mop the floor with you.
The brain tumor is benine b
Watch ONE Championship
>benine
fhur shure spell benign correctly or lose my number b.
Absolutely based. The women are obsessed with /myboy/ Brian Ortega.
I'm sick and tired of contenders knocking eachother off because champs want less competition and or bullshit superfights.
Defeat Max Holloway in mixed martial arts
I didn’t see Aldo was getting the belt
t. Kevin Cuck Swanson
Khabib is such a huge fucking faggot for saying that bullshit to Tony despite him missing weight, jesus crust he needs to get heemed
Thoughts on Kelvin Gastelum?
fat
>dc soon to retire and vacate the belt
>robert shitting out of his dick
>khabib suspended
>max moving up a weight class
>tj fresh off a loss to the world’s smallest mexican
is jones the only legitimate champ actively defending his belt right now? jones and fucking cejudo?
5 days Jon
Cejudo's actually jumping up to 135 m'lady
My man
What about Woodley?
Woodley is good, the fact he never beat GSP kinda fucks with things but he's a rightful champ.
If someone ducks you it's effectively a W
it's also not like woodley hasn't been asking to fight gsp either
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Hendricks beat GSP imo. So whoever beat Hendricks next was the rightful champion and has been beat by Tyron.
Askren era begins on Saturday lads
fuck cejudo also then, though i guess it’s sort of forgivable since the division he’s champ in is getting removed
can’t believe i forgot t-wood. would have liked to see him vs gsp but woodley wasn’t the one doing the ducking so he can’t be blamed
Dana seriously fucked up by enabling this whole champ champ thing, like I get the idea of being able to better promote and sell someone with two belts but in reality all it does is cuck contenders in the actual divisions.
>would have liked to see Fury vs Mike Tyson but Fury wasn’t the one doing the ducking so he can’t be blamed
Reminder that Woodley refused to fight for over a year while waiting for a title shot all the while maintaining his number 1 contender spot. But the UFC ray cis
imagine being a fan/defender of fucking twood lmao
fuck outta here you wannabes
JRE is LIVE
youtube.com
Two great guests. Dave Foley (amazing) and a Jew (naturally high IQ).
Mogged by Blood Orc, will lose via TKO
Fuck Dave Foley looks like shit. Kids in the hall was a beast of a sketch show my mans
You're like 2 hours late
What race is Robbie Lawler
Filipino, white and Native according to his Wiki.
>I watch JRE
Proud Filipino-American. The only good Asian in MMA
pure unadulterated american
this
i dont wanna see marty lose
that last mcbedded , with the part with his daughter was cute
i dont wanna see the dumb camera man zooming into his freightened child
FFF? NT.
Iowan
>bringing your kid to your fights
Only brainlets and sadists do this. Leave the child at home
I thought Cejudo was balls deep in Nikki? What went wrong on their date?
I was talking about it’s age homeboy, I meant it be nine (years old)
>turn on JRE
>joe explaining how bigfoot was real a long time ago
>joe talking about gorillas
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She was using him to promote her wine brand.
Unfortunately for Marty there's levels to this game. It's not little brother's time yet
>*HOSHI*
He's benefitted from America and only knows America but walks out with some African rag wrapped around him. I hope they give the full fan cam 10 seconds to her when her shit father gets starched (I also hate Tyron Woodley and similarly colored peoples)
i agree
children shouldn't be there
this might be a sport but its brutal
remember the crying children of coleman
smfh
must have been traumatic
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You were about a minute late for the UFOs.
AKA has one hope left now that DC is retiring and Cain is flushed.
based and prettypilled
you're the bandwagon fan, go away.
He has a lot of friends in isis apparently. There is a muzzies in russian fsb who tries to do everything to put him in prison but putin loves him so he is ok for now
kek, what a literal whore
shame about her taste in men
Dave Foley was great on Dan Vs.
I introduced you to JWill. You’re welcome.
Great interview with Javier Mendez
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>Mfw I put all my money on a safe bet for Jon to win and Smith stuffs the first takedown attempt
exatlon is kino
So that means Stipe gas a victory over Jon
Go jack off on scones
what are those suction things
ollie burke has bruises on his thighs that matched this
fucking losers
why doesn't ufc have pg13 on it?
children aren't alowed to watch movies, but can watch actual people fight for life, while blood squrting all over the canvas
Why isn’t there anything on Schaub’s Wikipedia about his cte or brain damage? People are going to think he is just retarded if they don’t know his background
>manlets
>getting a gf
He's a good friend for Putin to have. I imagine keeping a muslim close looks quite good, especially given past issues in the Caucuses
>Putting all of your money at risk for a 9% Return
Can't think of a more retarded way to invest your money. Great time to remind everyone that if Chael Sonnen had lasted just 20 more seconds in the Octagon with Jon Jones, he would've defeated him due to a doctor's stoppage. Anything can happen.
Weidman heems Adesanya and wins back the belt.
Can you not be mean to me?
It's more about "another professional athlete is a victim of american aggressive". Nobody cares about caucasus. Whatever Putin says will be there. From heaven on earth to radioactive wasteland
Joseph Benavidez
He has an advanced degree from university. He's not retarded.
Todd
>weidman getting another title shot
he got knocked out by a 50 year old jacare
What's up Todd
You had no idea who he was until the Chase Sherman fight
Yeah, but he has a knack for heeming flashy memestrikers and the seed is already planted for the fight.
at least if gastelum wins you could give him that rematch lel
there is a warning on some localities
>isn't gay
I know, it’s braindamage. I’m saying if people don’t know about the CTE they would just assume he is retarded. We need to raise awareness for Schaubs brain damage.
Actually it would be a 10.5% return
-950 favorite, b
Comedians are one of Canada's greatest exports.
look at that fucking bod
can you believe this dude is almost 60?
Callen looks better and doesn’t use TRT or HGH
cool tattoos
what does schaub have a degree in?
literally on AWL the cycles my b
My b the original lines had him at -1100
He was always jacked.
>be nine
we got a chamedic genius here. fur shure on the mt rushmore of chamedy.
Just realized that after Whittaker gets heemd by Adesanya, he will have been “““champ””” with never beating a champ or defending his belt. Lmao
he defended against yoel reeeeee
Thanks holmboy but don’t say I’ve got an athletes metality I’ve had this work ethnic my whole life my whole life
Does Rogan admit to using TRT right now to cover himself for using roids back in the day?
Jiu jitsu
Comedy
Love making
oh for sure 44 year old anderson is a munster
>almost 60
>is 51
You must have had horrible 2nd grade math scores
>he weas ever clean
Hunnerd percent
>that pic of him
lmao what a bitch
It’s more about the illusion created by their bottom apparel brainlet.
holly's broad shoulders thick neck and manly hips are completely natural
The only true mma journalist
He’ll be exposing Khabib soon
/heem/ are FUCKING LOSERS
Meme chiro bullshit creeping in to main stream
t. Physical therapist
GSP (goddamn sleeping pill) is a cheating, roiding, greasing, ducking FAGGOT
>HURRR da lighting is wat makes arianny look plastic durrrpffft
asian or part-asian like all the best fighters
Yeah I'm thinkin nah
Look at the angle of their belt line and study their anatomy closely shit for brains
t. newfag
the absolute state of mma journalism
You don't have to be so mean.
For sure Yushin Okami is a beast my guy, go jack off to PRIDE tapes
i cant wait, i love ben shame he couldn't have closed the deal with the ufc back when he left bellator
>he really doesn't know
so just be honest, when did you start coming to /heem/?
why did pfl get espn deal over bellator?
cringe
>hurr you don't know lighting a fabric like me durrrr arianny has wide hips and thick thighs DURRRRRR
Because Bellator is owned by Viacom and is contracted to Paramount
He admits to using roids back in the day aswell, he has said so many times.
I'm a proud 229er never @ me again in your life or I will heem you over the internet
Having ring girls is retarded as fuck. Completely wasted money.
is this a lighting trick?
>lawler
>bendo
>machida
>penn
half mexicans are better but the half asians do alright for themselves
i kinda want trump to be in a fighter corner and shit talk for and with them to other fighters, in perfect world this would happen
Wow bro sick meme reference and then getting ENRAGED when people don’t get it. You’re one cool guy !!!
>holloway/porier winner fights khabib
so these two dumbasses come in and get wrestlefucked when we could have had tony instead..
Are you drunk?
Nah, its the shape of the shorts
t. Fucking retard
The winner of the interim belt isn’t getting an automatic unification fight
>4 Ever
welp, that's about all the yikes I can handle for today. Thanks friend see ya later
stay out of my secret sport you fucking faggot. *spits on your moms grave*
Rachael Ostovich
calm down
no, i just think trump would be good at shit talking fighters at press conferences
What do you mean by this? Khabib will fight the winner
Khabib is ducking anyone who knows what to do on the ground.
*rapes your dad*
Brap?
Tony cucked himself by being weird.
Listen I didn't want to do this to you but I am 6'5" 245 with 3% BF you might want to get a trauma ward ASAP because you just got heemed by reading this post
That’s true.
Back the F*CK up and I’ll calm down
Maybe keep your inane thoughts to yourself next time.
>this triggered by a trump reference
What are some good neon hair dyes?
based and magapilled
that's that shit that makes your head grow
MISTAH STEEL YO GIRL ON THE LEFT. Right is Grandpa with a pimple
That’s just lightning, moron
Listen to Poirier on the Helwani show. He wasn’t promised an immediate fight with Khabib if he wins the interim belt
My guess is they’re leaving room for Tony
You really couldn't find a flat shot of modern Rogan?
lol
BLACC BEASS IN DIS HOE AHHHH
They're not, Khabib will take the winner. He's scared to fight anyone who knows what to do on the ground, he has been ducking them his whole career.
100 years from now, you will be able to download Valentina Shevchenko into your training robot and be triangle choked by her.
By then I'll be old enough to be decisioned by Elias Theodoroux.
I’d choke that robot bitch in the 1st
>The age of Bones is over
Will it replicate smells?
he's not interested in girls
based and kurzweilpilled
>Hooft
Usman's done
>shawlker*
Also, GADOOOOOOOOOSH
How will Dustin withstand Max's Cardio and getting punched in the face literally 150 times in 3 rounds?
Is there anything more embarrassing than getting heemed by a fookin fat body like that?
Sam Alvey
Max will get cocky as he always does and inevitably end up getting hit clean because of it like he always does. Get knocked out because lightweights hit harder
Do you think a bank is willing to give me a 50k loan if I tell them I’m putting it all on Jon Jones this Saturday? I’ve never seen a more sure thing in my life.
Wow the crack the have in the UK must be super strong because Max has never had his chin cracked even by the featherweight GOAT
Betting on MMA is -EV as there are so many ways to lose.
Woodley is finished. Not only is Usman a more complete fighter with a FAR superior camp and coaching staff, but he's a true BLACK MAN and not some cornbread coon shuck-and-jive """African"""-Amerimutt.
Tyquil has no chance.
This but unironically
See
Chins don’t hold up forever. Max gets into stupid brawls every fight cos he wants to entertain fans. Only a matter of time before his chin goes
Not hard to be jacked when you're 5'6" and on roids. Hell you probably don't even need to go to the gym at that point.
Cancels out because Twood is with Duke Roofus
chad factory
1
OOHHHH SHE HURT HER
Redpill me on Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub.
youtu.be
Name one person who had been goobyd harder
Heem's version of the YLYL banana
that sicilian boxer
His chin might be better because he will be cutting less weight and Poirier was once a featherweight as well. It's not like Max is fighting a massive lightweight like Brazilian Cowboy or Paul Felder.
In what?
Nah you’re right, I think max wins but I wouldn’t be surprised if Dustin pulled the upset off
Impressive chin
>Yeah I think I could beat Jon jones
wake up amanda, it's all over.
GET THE FUCK OUT CASUAL
Unironically based
maybe he should try bellator
do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.
If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.
that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.
for me, it's Darren Till
youtube.com
Is this a buddy cop move waiting to happen?
Ronda could still be a top 5 BW.
Grow up.
>still has that brazilian girl he had a daughter with tattooed on his arm
I love how wholesome and friendly they are.
This is kinda refreshing. Fighters being friends, and in the same division.
delete this
Business and sports nutrition.
Daily reminder
thanks lori
What kind of dog is that?
>muh mental health
I hope Zabit starches him but I know that mountain scum lacks the power
I got trampled once as a kid. It really is viscerally terrifying. I've never felt anything like it since.
The greatest moment of my /heem/ career was the aftermath of UFC 231, ruthlessly ridiculing all the simps and marks who picked Ortega. "How could they be so stupid? How could they buy into the hype?" I asked myself, a warm sense of smug self-satisfaction washing over me. Of course, this reverie was to be short-lived, as my euphoria came crashing down in a matter of weeks. I had done what they had cautioned me not to do, an act of exuberant optimism and carefree indulgence buoyed by my previous success: I had bet on Gus. The humiliation I felt that night was unbearable. My self-esteem, MMA knowledge so integral to it, was shattered. "I bought in," I thought. "I am a mark." And it was in that moment that I resolved never to be taken advantage of again.
Jones
Woodley
Lawler
WGAF
Izzy smokes Jones
Don't talk about Aspen like that
Why would I ever willingly listen to Darren Till?
Please don't LARP
FAWKIN EWRYWUN AND AVRYWUN
jfc, that entire disaster could have been averted with a shitty pair of bolt cutters
Till...yeah that's what he's going to be doing once he gets cut amirite? hyuk hyuk
wish the disaster that is you was averted by a pair of shitty bolt cutter. Your mother fucked up by keepin ya
Lukas are you sleeping. i want to give picks for this card.
Its over Jon
Smif era
>literally on suicide watch
LOL
Shut the fuck up you cringey faggot
unironically was hotter when she was 14
looks like a boerboel
ahh that's cute
this but unironically
>kabab doesn't like women in lingerie
shocking
My lateral orbital was fractured, my orbital wall, my maxillary sinus — that’s like my cheek — it was completely encaved. I had my nasal bone fractured and my zygomatic arch was broken as well, with a few other fractures in the face. It was impinging the main muscle in my eye, which was disturbing the movement of my eye. Also, the nerve in my face was being compressed. So still even now from the left side [of my face] over, it’s still completely numb. I have no feeling in my cheek or upper lip and I had just suffered a severe concussion
Free money on Zabit
I'm sure he does, but he doesn't want women acting like sluts in a public setting, even if it's just a play. Pretty reasonable 2bh.
We all know that at least one of these fights isn't going to happen on Saturday. Which one(s) will it be, and why?
Thanks. Usually only into labs but they're beautiful.
the promotion of infidelity is filth. The lingerie should be encouraged.
Stephens the favourite against Aldo but a +200 underdog against Zabit, pretty funny.
good for you, a real man can admit when he's wrong.
the fence would have collapsed and everyone would have feel on one another.
what is up buddehs
what is going on in the mma world
which number title defence is this for jonathan?
why are you quoting josh emmett
lol
for me its the le mans disaster
will be his first
Do they just base it off Wikipedia or what
He won't successfully defend
he said 13th world title going into this fight
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in many ways a flying mercedes could have cut through that fence saving lives
Might have ruined his career.
interesting point
people underrate Stephens funnily enough.
thats why he is jonesfan '12'!
I think you mean based
this
>le mans
>disaster
if god caused the earth to open up and swallow the entirety of france like dathan and abiram (Numbers 16:31) the world would be a better place
Not sure but even Charles Oliveira couldn't submit him so I think Zabit needs to win a decision.
Latifi won that fight btw they just gave it to Anderson to try and build him up
I just realized something about Jon Jones.
There was always something unnerving about hearing him speak and it finally hit me. He has the exact same fake charisma, dead eyed smile, way of speaking in which he's telling people what they want to hear and general unironic psychopath vibes OJ Simpson has. Seriously, listen to an OJ interview and listen to a Jon Jones interview. The similarities are disturbing.
After relistening to some Jon Jones interviews, I now genuinely, unironically believe this guy is a psychopath.
Not surprising, steroid boi Jones deserves to get bulldozed this Saturday
This is good
have you ever notice how if you take Jon Jones and add im you get "I'm Jim Jones"?
People always say this but I don't buy it he's got a family he really cares for and there's a video where he knocks out a sparring partner and his team don't want him to check on him but he does anyway. He's just your typical douche but not a psychopath or anything.
Poor guy
How can heem be so dead during fight week?
It's good like this. Don't tell me you want 80 Dern posts a thread
I agree, it’s just a meme. He cried at the presser and it seemed pretty legit. People need to remember he was being called the potential GOAT already in his early/mid 20s. This is at a not manlet weight class too, so people respect you.
>never beat a champion
>will never defend his belt
has there been a bigger paper champ in history?
Ever since her womb got heemed there has been a marked drop in dern posting.
It's been dead for a while, most in the discord and a few normies in the whatsapp. Lots of people went to the 8chn instead and now there's a kik group up and running.
Lmao
People are talking on discord instead of here.
Check out the ‘cord bro
He's never had to learn to stop fucking up because people always cover for him. Just an overgrown kid
OJ also had a family and kids and could express warmth and care. sociopaths can have normal home lives, it's not like they are rabid maniacs.
He has a very good resume though
I need a minute to myself.
dude Hitler had pets he really loved
take your time bro
Yeah and Hitler wasn't a sociopath or a psychopath or any of those other buzzwords, and Jones isn't Hitler.
A sociopath is just a person with anti social problems right? Not a bad person? That's most of us. A psychopath is the bad one.
Whats up heembros, what you all are doing, i was listen to some music then i realize that was Guns n roses, led zepelin, ac dc, kiss and iron maiden, And a guy with a car play gucci gang loud pass in the street. Then i realize what i became
it begs the question, just HOW cheeky is this fiver /heem/?
Why does this keep happening to Gus?
swedish
Tecia is going to lose.
Turns out he wasn't the Ace of any Spades
Not quite
wait they have cars in brazil? i thought you all still rode horses? do you sometimes accidentally find yourself trying to feed parked cars a carrot?
It's entirely possible, but she hasn't lost to anyone but the top 3 in her division though so I think the odds are worth it, she could pull out a decision I reckon.
Tecia and Raquel broke up.
you WOULD actually know that sort of useless information luke
I think Claudia and Ortega broke up as well.
It's really weird your obsession with Luke, I know because they deleted all their photos together on instagram.
you would follow some uggo 3rd rate fighter's instagram luke
Ouch, the ultimate sign of a relationship ending
It's pretty obvious Luke made you his bitch at some point or other.
Do you think coral has deleted his Schaub folder?
lol luke you're a funny guy. it's like a rabbit baring its teeth
Yet I've tried to arrange a meet up with you before and you backed out.
Part time gas station attendant, mj, barboza, gooby. Last guy with any grappling was tibau 6 years ago who shut down every TD. Canbeeb exposed when?
Soon I hope
what is he actually reacting to in that image
Nunes heeming the shit out of Cyborg.
hahaha what? I think you think only one person calls you out Luke
Bet the fucking farm on Bing bing or whatever her name is
Message my account on the discord right now and we'll set something up little bitch boy.
>discord
classic Luke
*sells your house*
what kind of bozo rocks up with a fauxhawk to show you a house. jesus christ everyone in mma is a fucking retard
YO YO YO LEFT RIGHT THATS RIGHT ON THAT HEEM POSTING GRIND ALL NIGHT
Time for a new gym buddy
Jon has called himself an "inner city kid" before but according to Countdown his hometown is some small countryside village in upstate NY?
holy shit, big facts here
>backing out (again)
>reaction image
Bless you
Jon has also said that he has no idea how turinabol entered his system.
For sure the guy that trains with VolCAN, Puke Cuckold and Michael Johnson is gonna beat the GOAT WW my guy.
Why do couples do this gay shit?
>acting tough while an ocean apart
>knowing full well it's not going to ever lead to anything
why do you do it to yourself my man. take the internet less seriously
desu I kind of want people to convince me Usman can win because as it is I don't really see him being better than Woodley anywhere and it almost seems like a title defence he can cruise by. I unironically think Colby poses more problems for Woodley, simply because of his pressure and I think he's a higher level wrestler than Usman
Lesbians have such crippling self doubt that they legitimately doubt their own objective reality and as a result are desperate for the emotional affirmations of others to add validity to their existence
t. chronic masturbater
Looks like a fucking slim jim
Usman has a much better gas tank than Woodley and he's the only guy in the division who can match him in terms of strength and athleticism. Woodley can't wrestlefuck him, he can't blacksplode and KO him. I think Usman pressures him, backs him up against the fence, grinds him down and tires him out, then starts really doing damage in the championship rounds. I don't think he'll finish Woodley but I think Usman wins a UD.
Heemcord runs heem, deal with it losers
>pussy
>reaction images
Yup, checks out
Woodley can go 5 honestly. Usman may have a better gas tank but I don't see Woodley's as a real problem.
I think Woodley is stronger than Usman, and while the wrestling might cancel out, he can absolutely KO him, he has better striking. Not sure why you think he can't. Woodley might not wrestlefuck Usman, but who's to say Usman can wrestlefuck Woodley at all? Woodley has good wrestling of his own, and enough I imagine to defend many of Kamaru's attempts through the 25
>he's a higher level wrestler than Usman
xD. Colby technically isn't even a wrestler. Leaning on your opponent against the cage for 25 minutes isn't wrestling.
Why does Woodley even meet his opponents in the center. Just plant your ass on the cage from the first second, bruh, we know that's where you're going.
Isn't Colby literally higher at the state level
Usman's more dominant with his wrestling but I think Colby is the better wrestler, he chains things a bit better
you got me Luke, I'm a big, fat, meaty, stinky pussy
wya
mate why you being a pussy
you spend all your time talking about this luke character and now he calls you out you back off? lmao
Usman seems to have a pretty granite chin, he's never even been wobbled. I think he's just a very bad combination for Woodley: a guy who does not have to fear the right hand or the takedown and who fights with heavy pressure against the cage. Like I said, I think he backs Woodley up all night and tires him out against the cage, finally starts to get his takedowns and work some ground and pound late in the fight.
>he doesn't follow "Askren Wrestling Academy" on facebook
>he doesn't wake up and enjoy a nice cup of coffee while tuning into Ben's Mental Monday live streams
You wanna be a real fight fan?
fb/askrenbros
Colby was a D1 All-American (top 8 in the country in his weight class), Usman was a D2 national champion. Honestly they're probably about even, a national champion in D2 is probably fringe top 5 for D1.
>facebook
dunno about that one boss
so they stopped jones from roiding and now he's doing this meme suction cup therapy. he honestly does this crap for a mental edge. replace his roids with saline liquid and he'd probably still reck the entire division
oh for sure you're gonna come to America to get your ass whooped Luke
We will never see any evidence of this months random tests
He absolutely does have to fear Woodley's striking. Maybe he's not been wobbled but there's a massive difference between striking with Maia/RDA and Woodley. If he's not going to respect the striking of Woodley he'll end up getting dropped.
The takedown threat is still a problem. Maybe a bit less so, but Woodley can keep a guy on his back to stall out the fight and he's a heavy guy. It's hard to relentlessly pressure Woodley because of both his power and his wrestling. Usman has to respect both, having good wrestling of his own won't help too much if he's on his back. He can't outstrike him, and even outwrestling Woodley will be tough because he's strong and has quite a low centre of gravity. He's not easy to takedown
Ah, fair enough, thanks. I still think Colby displays a bit better pure wrestling, but Usman has better MMA wrestling in that he seems able to do more damage whereas Colby is a bit content to stall and grind
He's just trying to pull guard. Pro move if you ask me.
Usman can fight at range pretty decently, can teep Woodley to the body and even touch him up a bit. He’s an endlessly smothering wrestler who can exhaust Tyron with his wrestling and in the clinch, he’s extremely powerful and his mix of heavy handed striking and overwhelming wrestling will keep Woodley most likely backed up to the cage and on his toes hesitant to burst forward, backing up against the cage where Usman wonderfully cuts off and manipulates the space to prevent effective scrambling and can ride someone out for an entire round. If he can hang onto Woodley and have some moderate success at range, he is in my opinion the favorite after 2.5 rounds
Edward foloyang is my inspiration
do people enjoy these types of interviews? is it a bong thing?
>youtu.be
smif will heem roidless jones
i hate it desu, even in boxing it makes me cringe
>performance enhancing drugs don't increase performance
Every time.
the Jones/DC one with Rogan is kino though
There is a lot of bullies in this neighborhood
It's interesting to hear an alternate take desu. Like I said I do want to be a bit convinced, but I just don't see it.
While I do think pressure and a smothering style would pose Woodley problems, I see less of that in Usman and more of it in Colby. Not a fan of his, but he kept plodding forward in that RDA fight through 25 minutes.
As for Usman, I don't think his striking is all that much, certainly not on Woodley's level. I don't see him touching up Woodley there unless Woodley does gas. And I really do think the wrestling will cancel out heavily. Usman may try to stall him against the fence a bunch, but Woodley is far from easy to take down and can quickly get back up even if he is. He's also not averse to a fence grab or two, which he'd get away with anyway.
Woodley could even come out strong in the Usman fight, he didn't do the back to the cage stuff in the Till fight, if he came out hard he could really pose problems for Usman early. He's both the better wrestler and striker.
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I get where you're coming from, Woodley is both built to stuff takedowns and an accomplished wrestler and he has massive power on top of his slick as fuck striking. He cancels out Usman's biggest strength and can heem him in a blink on top of that.
basically, i honestly see him as being a pain in the dick to fight
he's happy to sit back for 25 minutes waiting for you to make the first move because of how explosive he is on the counter. So you see guys like Wonderboy go 50 minutes with him and barely do shit and still get dropped
Usman definitely has a more power based form of wrestling rather than sort of the blanket that crumbles you like Colby, but it’s every bit as smothering. He pushes a very high pace. The blueprint to beat RDA has been relatively the same for years, he crumbles under pressure, backing up. You can’t be apprehensive to his striking events if it’s powerful. Usman did that and was even able to make RDA tire which I can’t actually recall anyone doing. Granted it was in that mickey mouse cage still an amazing feat and RDA was completely broken after two. Usman has changed his style with opponents with slight alterations. He was hesitant to get on the inside of Maia and found his range and timing and proceeded to obliterate him after two. He does take a round round a half to get his groove and that plays into Woodley’s early explosive power but I think Usman realizes this and isn’t going to be “as” aggressive plodding like he was against RDA early on, probably feel out at range and push in the clinch. I think he’s very much capable at range though Woodley’s straight punches are always a threat but again Woodley when pressured, especially when facing a multi faceted threat will sit back and hesitate. Someone who’s as smothering as Usman will absolutely test that early on. The fact he can hang in the clinch with his might alone and force Woodley to work is going to be huge. Usman isn’t going to be as one dimensional and fade as easy as say Maia. He’s going to keep pushing effectively and offer something on the feet. I question if Woodley sprints forward to get on the inside of an extremely powerful wrestler like Usman especially in the open mat. Usman is wary to strike I think but he won’t be nearly as fearful in straight wrestling and I think Woodley knows that. His key is to time Usman coming in especially in the pocket where Usman gets wild
Wonderboy was too fearful to commit or get on the inside because of the takedown threat. The first takedown in the first round of the first fight cemented that. Any time he got knocked down Woodley was changing levels fainting a takedown and clobbered him. Wonderboy also isn’t remotely a high pace very high volume guy. He’s a pull counterstriker that likes to stay on the outside and poke to create an opening.
For sure my man he's on roids even though all the evidence points to him not being on roids. I'm sure the geniuses on heem are more educated about PEDs than USADA my man, for sure but I disagree.
Oh yeah?
Brendan Schaub.
who else and a degenerate and betting their meager life savings on a jones and woodley parlay?
That has to be the strongest 170lb human ever.
Attractive af too.
I may have to rewatch Usman/RDA, but I felt like Colby's pace was more impressive than Usman's in the respective fights. Perhaps that's because Usman had more moments where he was able to ground RDA though.
>especially when facing a multi faceted threat will sit back and hesitate
But that's the thing though, he doesn't hesitate too much. He can take a single opening. Look at Till, nigga tried to land 1 significant strike the whole fight and got dropped for his trouble. As cautious as Wonderboy was, similar thing happened to him in both fights.
Usman's constant wrestling could be a big factor, like you say the clinch and potential work against the fence could go some way in tiring Woodley. I don't see him trying to strike too much honestly, I really can't see him offering much on the feet which could hurt his wrestling. And like I said earlier, I do see Woodley being able to cancel Usman's wrestling
There's nothing to say Woodley couldn't take down Usman too though. He has a strong power double, he could try it early just to get Usman thinking, and he's pretty heavy on top so it could even end up being a path to victory if Usman struggles off his back.
You've both convinced me more of Usman's chances though, which is what I was after. Ultimately though, I just see Woodley as being better than Usman everywhere. His pressure isn't the same, but I see Woodley mitigating Usman's strengths. Looking forward to the fight more than I was before
5/10
>He hasn't taken the Smifpill
OH NO NO NO NO
usman couldn't strike at all with a bum like meek
Shad's got a heavy droop on his right eye. is it from the brain damage? I'm really starting to worry about him...
>not a single (You)
based
He's closer to like 190, and no.
>all the evidence
>multiple failed tests
>muh poosada
>novitzky tries to convince that a drug with a half life of a week or two can show up on tests year and a half later
>there are brainlets who actually believed him
Fer shuuuure there's a conspiracy to frame him
Could be muscle damage from getting punched
>he thinks a picogram gives anyone a huge advantage
if you take a grain of salt and divide that grain into a billion well you get the idea
he cried when he got banned, psychopaths don't cry
he's pulsing completely normal for anyone on the canelo diet
we should change Yea Forums to 4sure my guy 100%
why have these cunts not opened up more markets yet
personelly i think usmans homosexuality will be instrumental in his path to victory
Jon is not a psychopath, he is a sociopath.
Weili Zhang's nickname is "Magnum" so Tecia is probably going to lose
Usman had the advantage of a smaller cage to trap RDA definitely. Colby also was extremely competitive in every aspect with RDA on the feet. Colby was definitely pushing back RDA more but as you said Usman had RDA on his back more
>he doesn’t hesitate too much
He absolutely does. He’s extremely selective with his shots, it’s not necessarily a bad thing. He preserves his energy and can unleash a fight ending bomb any moment. And with Till, Till is only a striker. Usman isn’t close to the striker but has striking in his pocket, powerful striking and has the wrestling to keep Woodley guessing as to what Usman will do as opposed to waiting on Till to make his mistake in striking only (not that Woodley isn’t anticipating Usman leaving an opening). Till came in extremely sloppy with that combination. Usman isn’t the neatest striker especially on the inside but I don’t think it’s the same sort of variables at play. He has the wrestling threat. And although I’ve seen him have a tendency to drop his left hand which is lethal against Woodley I don’t see it as the same situation. And again with Wonderboy he got backed up because he feared the takedown. Im sure Usman isn’t taking Woodley’s takedowns lightly but I think he’s aware his biggest weakness against Woodley is the boxing disparity. I’d be interested to see someone really push Usman on his back foot and see how he is there. And I think thats Woodley’s second best path. To abandon the fear of the takedown of Usman and unleash like he did against Hieron. Of course part of that is putting himself against the cage and pulling his opponents in
Holy fuck, these fucking blog posts, if you can't pass on your idea in twenty words or less you're retarded.
>waaah i have no attention span and no one is responding to my posts please look at me
happy now kid?
just go back to twitter
Damn good analsis user are you a professional mma bettor or something?
Fuck off zoomer
>21 words
Nope, you bloggposting inbred islander faggot warming bitch
youtube.com
>the meat and potatoes of it is the ice cream
what did Lionheart's coach mean by this?
No he's brendan Schaub
The reason why Kamaru is a much more dominant wrestler than Colby at 170 lbs is because he is bigger than him. Kamaru would probably destroy Colby
>He absolutely does
I guess you're right, I meant it more in that he won't just be content and sit and let Usman get comfortable on the feet. He'll throw back with power and have respect, enough to keep Usman on his toes.
The takedown threat does change the striking, but with Woodley being the better wrestler, I don't think it's too dramatic a change. I see Woodley defending a lot of takedowns and presenting a lot of resistance when it comes to the wrestling, which could wear out Usman more than you might expect it to. Woodley is really not easy to wrestle. This might even leave more striking openings for Woodley if Usman gets a bit reckless. Woodley could also come out and take Usman down, which would limit Usman's toolset further, it's something Usman needs to be wary of too, though not completely occupied with.
I do now think Usman could pose Woodley problems though. largely due to that pressure, a wall and stall sort of fight where Usman takes a DEC, but I just can't actually see it happening.
Chin is confirmed to post here
they only do it for big fights usually which is fucking annoying but i don't know of any other good options
remember when fighters would just go into the mountains to train. look at this meme training
It's better when it's dead
nah not true, pic was fn pheonix or w/e, must just be closer to the event or something, i'm impatient and want to see the odds
Tfw saving my shitposts for the next thread
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>ALL of us
>3 people
Stephens is going to ruin Zabit. If he got tagged by Bochniak imagine how fucked he'll be when he takes it in the chin from the hardest hitting 145er. I reckon he's also probably a chinlet judging by how much weight he cuts.
>he got tagged by Bochniak
classic brainlet take
I’ll have you know the only men to ever beat the GOAT of all time Jon Jones were both disabled. Hamill is deaf, and DC received CTE as a result of that account and has gone on to have some success in heavyweight.
spotted the terrorist
Hitler wasn't a psychopath he was just an underachiever.
name some of those and why I should take them?
pussy
some women happen to be men