Should we rewrite our bants?

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I feel like this isnt true

9/10 people in England are black

>UK is roider central
is it?

so which is it?

>Mexico
>South America
Bong education

>Cornwall
You really do never see a fat junkie

>who u callin fat u cunt?

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Right lads let's have it; height and weight
>5'10
>12 and a half stone

We need to step up our game. We cant lose to the Brits

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>Mexico
>South America

twenty pints a day, every day, since he was twelve

>Not wanting to be an absolute unit

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mexico is south of america, ever look at a map?

They slather butter on everything. A sausage sandwich is something that makes me think of a few options but none of those were taking sliced toasted bread and slathering a stick of butter on it then adding sausages

misleading cos it doesn't factor in all the jock babies who die of heroin overdoses or are eaten by morbidly obese scotchmen before they have a proper chance to get fat

they must have some bomb-ass cafeterias in those schools.

>british intellectuals

Is that fat clogging your brain cells already Nigel?

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i wageslave in a supermarket in a middle class town in hertfordshire and the amount of fatties and in particular fat kids i see around is jaw dropping. cant imagine what it's like up north

FAT ARSES

Nah it's kids eating outside of school, you always see school kids walking around with a box of fried chicken and chips after school. In South London we have a chain called Sam's Chicken and they do a "2 for 2" deal where you get 2 chicken burgers and 2 portions of fries for £2 and some people would go there literally every single day.

Fucking awful. I see a kid having chocolate or crisps for breakfast practically every day on the way to work

lmaoing @ ur lyf

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>Was about to order an Ubereats Maccies before seeing this
Should I or shouldn't I

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This desu, there's been years of screeching and campaigning to make school dinners more healthy but it means nothing because the kids just shovel in fast food whenever they can

How fat are you now?

Embrace it lad

I wonder if its just an armored suit that opens for her to get inside at the presence of danger.

That's a great price
I loved having a 300g dairy milk wholenut every now and then

How the fuck aren't the Scotts the fat ones

All the stereotypes I have grown to believe in are now crashing down

why compare yourself to the rest of Western Europe? Brexit means Brexit!

I'm lean but with a slight pot belly. I walk 5 miles a day though thanks to work.

Welcome brothers

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Those figures are for children m8, the adults eat all the food.

>why are poor people who have to work longer and harder hours for less money unable to eat as well more affluent people with more wealth and free time

It's a mystery desu

Don't understand how kids are so fat. It makes sense once you're of drinking age and start drinking pints, but kids have no fucking excuse lazy little shits.

more like poor people are lazy and/or stupid. coincidentally, lazy and/or stupid people also eat worse food. it's almost like being lazy and/or stupid is a bad thing.

Even as an American, You're Munchy Boxes are abit much

We're still no where close to you guys though.

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vegetables like kale etc are expensive here, much cheaper to feed people on shit, stuff grown on subsidized corn and everything else

You mean Turkey Twizzlers died for nothing?

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> mexico even talking shit about obesity
you guys are #1 and took the crown from >us
loving every laugh

Imagine being this indoctrinated by the jews.

I can't.

>Anglofats

jamie olive oil died for this

Kids just sit around and play vidya games all day now, not like when we were kids and use to play vidya games but going for a kick about in the park with your m8s was always much more fun.

not for her but for real masters of the game

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the "im poor i cant eat well" is such an npc argument its not even funny anymore. Frozen shit costs more than real food often times.

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>Turkey
The fuck is going on there? They don't even eat pork

Caved in and ordered a large chicken select meal with a double cheeseburger. No pickles of course.

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>Frozen shit costs more than real food often times.

Yes, but it takes significantly less time to prepare. Which if you work 60+ hours week matters a lot more.

You've been there? The food in the supermarkets is mostly candy and other junk

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Those figures are outdated btw, in an ironic twist of fate. Hungary is fatter than us these days.

6'2, 100kg

>No pickles of course.
this will be your downfall

>englard

most brit posters are fatties. they post about going to buy snacks and the other brit fatties even tell them to get them something. even their memes come from their gluttony

Switch to vodka, Brits.

More like Scotlard.

>Ireland 5%

nice

>working 60+ hours a week

fucking surprise

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zoomers never stop yakking about fucking food. The middle class ones gramming the latest pop up stree food shithole, the chavs either chowing down on a super mega XX burger or talking about the chicken bucket for 10 they're about to scarf with their mate ALeesha. Fucking sick of it. Music and amphetamine based drugs are part of what made this country great and they've thrown it all away.

Put your glasses on grandad.

I stopped eating doner because I kept regurgitating grease from it.

went there on a school exchange years ago and all the kids had like cookies, chips and cola for lunch

The hell is wrong with the hungarians and the czechs though?

Sedentarism, lack of education, easy availability of cheap high-calorie food.

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this
Fuck that 'hilarious' footposting, die of stomach cancer you gluttonous fucks.

Was it to Hull

>charts about europe
>includes turkey

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Central Asia goes further west than actual Asia
Yeah nice “map” you got there mongo

>fries

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Yeah, I differentiate between chips and fries, two completely different things

Hampshire

Seems like the majority of brown people do absolutely no exercise once they leave high school.
A lot of Middle Eastern countries have similarly high obesity rates; and while India is too poor of a country to have many obese people, there are many Indians in the West who are fat fucks

yikes I hope you're built
>6'
>whatever 72kg is in stone

>no one talking about malta at 29%

Fatties just can't control themselves, they're a drain on the NHS
*lights fag*

Same thing tho

Turkish food is amazing and Turkish mamas love to spoil their children

where do you work? at the faggot museum?

Of course. You should know you're the main exhibit.

>tfw whole family is disgustingly fucking obese
>I am BMI 43, dad is BMI 48, mother is BMI 47, brother is BMI 44, youngest brother is BMI 33
>youngest brother gets bullied by the rest of us for being skinny, we call him 'two Kebab Kev' because when we have our family kebab night every friday he only has 2 kebabs (huge donner kebabs, at least 2000 calories each), the rest of us have at least 3, my dad has fucking 5 normally
>house fucking stinks which i didn't notice until i went on holiday and came back, and their was the horrible smell of sweat and flesh
>there is always the noise of eating and creaking from the floors and stairs creaking underneath peoples feet
>have a 4 person sofa but only 2 people can fit on it at any one time, mother gets one of the seats 100% of the time (we call it 'Mrs Manatees Lounging Pond') and the rest of us basically have to fight for it
>little brother usually wins as he is in better shape and can outrun us
>we have two fridges and 3 freezers
>local chinese put up a fucking picture of our family tree when my dad gave it to them as a good luck charm
>we shop there maybe 6 times a week, often on the same day

Just to give an example for dinner tonight we had sausage and mash, with 8 large sausages each, 3 large potatoes of mash per person, 2 tins of baked beans each. there have been 3 heart attacks in this house in the last 10 years, 2 of them were in the kitchen. the second heart attack, my dad fell between two fridges and banged his head on the floor. we used it as an excuse to buy a third fridge so we could fill the gap so he wouldn't bang his head if it happened again. (but actually to have more food).

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Yes, some people have to do that. It's actually not uncommon among the working class. Some people have two jobs, others have one job with really shitty hours.

6'3 14st 6lb

the sandwich/drink/chips deal at your cornerstores are fucking dope

I live in an extremely generic area of the US and I honestly don't see very many fat kids and teens at all. Blaming them isn't right, it's adults with zero willpower and self-control.
>mostly black women

oh my

Based

Combination of so many factors i don't know where to begin. Mostly, kids are not taught to eat healthy (i take responsibility for not putting in enough effort to learn to cook my culture's food - this is changing)

>1.74cm
>~150lbs (~68kg) skinnyfat (formely skinny - blame injuries)

Love me tendies
Hate veggies
Simple as

>mfw a britblob was fat near me

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by allah mate you eatin those burgers?

Amerifat/amerifag btfo

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>1.74cm

You've got bigger problems mate

im 6" uncut

>No garlic sauce on the kebab
Neck yourself infidel

God save the Queen la

Underrated

best pasta i've seen all year.

>two Kebab Kev

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Never cared too much about my height as much as my physique. I just have the Napolean/Prince mentality - the taller they come the harder they fall. But i wish to become injury free and fitter

Cheaper and easier to buy processed food

I thought it was twat in bongland

what is 43 BMI in freedom units?

Loyalists really doing NI proud

1.71 cm
80 kgs

bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-47318803
hmmm

What fucking country is this? RARE

fries and chips cook differently, and because of that they taste different and are eaten with different things
you really going to eat skinny fries with a steak and not steak chips you fucking nonce

How do you get twenty kilograms heavier than you should?

No wonder why British women prefer foreigners, these fatties look like shit and probably can’t even get their dick up

1.70m
58kg
I need to gain weight it's getting ridiculous

kek

You'll understand this if you ever visit a place like Oldham.

>there are englards posting on this board as we speak
disgusting

Visiting the UK I did not get that impression, rather I thought everyone was skinnyfat

>5'11 / 180 cm
>225 lbs / 102 kg

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>Not being able to fathom committing 60 hours of a week to work

>1.75
>62kg

kek, based

177 cm
76 kg

>>local chinese put up a fucking picture of our family tree when my dad gave it to them as a good luck charm
kek

>bongs have been projecting this whole time

why are conservatives prone to being fat?

even in america, it's mutually the republican states that are fat, while the contentious minded liberals are actually more healthy

>/fit/aly

is getting fat off of pints and chips in any way better than getting fat off of pop tarts and milkshakes, or is it roughly the same medically?

in america blacks are the most fat by far

one will give you clogged arteries and the other will give you the 'beetus

WE NEED TA TWEET ARH MPS

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Its fashionable to look like this in engurland. At least in usa you can tell they are ashamed/have stopped caring. In england I think people try to get fat.

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WHAT ABOUT BROCCOLI NIGGA

6'3
90kg

60 kg is hungry skeleton tier
70 kg is perfect

lmao

I'm a smoker, I'd be happy to pay for my own cancer bills if fat cunts were forced to pay for their coronaries

Norf or Souf, lad?

15cm

based brit story bro

based kev

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>we had sausage and mash
fucking dynamite meal

You honestly should just kill yourself if you work 60+ hours every week, no wonder poor people just commit crime instead of living like a fucking worker ant.

Fucking Britfats. Have another BSE burger you fat fucks

>Not being fat

Fucking twiglets

top fucking kek

>Amerislaves unironically work 60+ hours a week
Truly the land of the free

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Being fat with muscle is for high iq individuals

Based Forlan

I've done it when I wasa teenager, just because i figured I'd use my time to make as much money as early as possible. Had two jobs
Doesn't even pay as well as you'd think, fucking nightmare few months.
Wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.

I believe this. Bet it's not even fake

5'11 250 but when I try I can easily get down to 190 I am just in an drug/alcohol binge right now

Deadzones where welfare can't cut it due to climbing living costs so have work more but you go beyond welfare qualifications so you have to work insanely. Only way out is to power through and get the hell out. Don't know why people bother with those areas if you're not expecting to make 6 figures. Just go south or west where you can live on modest incomes.

post units, specially that one that says "head bloated for thinking too much of everyone else"

>Englard
>Scotlard
>Northern Irelard
>Whales

6'2 240lbs

the comfier your nation, the fatter you get. simple as.

Reminder that Americans don't have electric kettles to boil water in 2019. They unironically use the stove to heat their water like fucking cavemen.

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S-Scotland, senpai, y-you are so large...

They do?

TOP KEK also reminder that these savages just throw their trash into the kitchen sink s m d h

based

>what're ya lookin at mah gut fer?

>not living off grid with a gas stove and no electricity

It's true

>not using nuclear powered home devices

We don't drink tea, Seamus, so what do we need a kettle for? The only reason i would ever boil water is for a cooking application which would require a pot.

I use the microwave

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Coffee

I've seen things that'll blow your mind

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Only if you are using a faggoty French press.

We have coffee makers
I bought an electric kettle after visiting bongland thinking of convenience but honestly it's not convenient at all. I brew tea in large quantities when I do want to drink it.

Literally just stop spending so fucking much on alcohol, smokes, and gambling.
Almost anyone in the UK can afford to eat decent food.

binland underrated as fuck

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i bet americans put tea bags into the kettle when making tea

no we migrate annually to Boston and throw them in the harbor

>kettle
They unironically use a microwave.
The thought of it makes me sick.

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might warm it up in the oven aswell

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5'11" 180lbs

must be a joke

the amount of american zoomer kids that have never boiled water is frightening.

>making more units
Literally an accomplishment

there is a reason the north of england is slowly sinking into the north sea

My 43st life when

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>one red bell pepper: $1-2
>one entire frozen dinner: $2-3
hm

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lol it's not about food quality. such a dumb fucking meme used to shift blame away from retards with no self-control. there are rail thin people who eat nothing but junk

Fpbp

I saw one (1) overweight person in 4 days in Prague. Tall, thin goddesses everywhere I looked.

yikes, I hope you're a bird

and yet the scots have managed it.

nothing beats a fresh brew, mate

Scotland's an even split between fat people and junkies

Do it, and then get a gym membership and achieve bear mode.

Sounds very niggerish tbqh m8

How many miles do you walk to the well?

Munchie boxes are scottish you mongoloid

>no key
So how the fuck am I meant to tell the difference between light green and dark green? Light purple and light green? Where does white fit into this?
How can you be so stupid as to not make a key?

I use the kettle then pour it into a pot for instant boiling water. I used this for anything that requires boiling water.

The colours are just to highlight the areas.

Why would you need a key?

>'two Kebab Kev'
>'Mrs Manatees Lounging Pond'

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Don't forget booze. It's funny watching Mad Men days of boozing but consumer protections weren't in place and everything but top shelf stuff was heavily diluted compared to today. Alcohol is stiffer, contains more sugar and we mix it with more sugar.

This, just boiling it on the stove takes forever.

>tfw pure Norf physique

Love pints, pies and fried chicken too much.

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>mix it with more sugar
Only plebs do, tho I do like me some gin-tonic's tbf

wahey lads just ate 10 chicken kievs haha

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>using a microwave to heat your water
what the actual fuck

6'3
17.5 stone / 111kg

Athletic muscular, but currently on a diet to lose fat. lost a stone since new year, going okay. want to get to about 16.5 and see where i'm at

This is the absolute fastest way to heat water. A microwave will heat water faster than vapor can form.

>le munchy box

no one actually eats these things

>my dad fell between two fridges and banged his head on the floor.
>we used it as an excuse to buy a third fridge

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they need catholicism

BLOAT
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6ft 2 15st.

this

Smokers contribute way more to the BUS than what they use. Fatties on the other hand do not

BREXIT MEANS BREXID LAD

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Lmao WALES has less land whales

easy on the carrots bugs

And that one pepper can last a lot longer you fucking moron

lmao

Haha is this real, are people really fat up there?
Im 190 and slim, if i come would i be able to shag anything?

>two Kebab Kev

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defending slavery

he's not defending it, just stating that it happens
we aren;t as bad as the americans on workers rights, but are politicians are just as terrible and aloof in not doing shit about things until its a national scandal

Kale is not expensive you fucking idiot lmao I literally can get a thing of kale for 99 cents

175cm
78kg

What peppers are you buying that are $1-2 lol maybe $2 a pound

my electric kettle literally just finished going to make some tea rn

>(you)

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Kek

This. Turkish food is so good

fatlad here
personally I just enjoy beer too much and don't want to spend an hour every day cooking

and it will all be over quicker, which is a bonus

tfw went from obese to abs