The greatest alliance in sports

The greatest alliance in sports.
Basado.

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Based and Redbulled.

>tfw you will never see Wurst Uli crying because they got 2nd again after Leipzig for the 5th time in a row while based Didi hands out free Red Bulls in front of the Allianz Arena

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When i was a kid i used to drink red bull until my father told me that it contains the sperm of bulls. I still don't know if that's true or false so i wont ever touch this shit again.

is MLS the only league that has a red bull team AND a citygroup team?
will anyone else ever match >our level of commercial bullshit?

literally plastic

Monster, ES and Carabao teams when?

it contains fully synthetic taurine, which is a compound named after bulls, they just put it in there for shits and giggles, since our body can synthesise plenty of that stuff.

>the virgin RB

You forgot Red Bull Ghana

As plastic as it may be, Scotland could really use a RB club to break up the old firm dominance.

Red Bull Falkirk has a decent ring to it.

Red Bull New York bout to win dat champions league
and MLS

BULLIES GONNA BULLY

for me, it's Queen of the Red Bull

>NYRB without Tyler Adams
That's a no from me dog

I'm still mad that >we let parker go

The virgin boomer monster sippers

The CHAD zoomer winner Red Bullies

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it hurts me to say it but, no they will choke

NYRB hasnt been good ever since Henry’s departure. BWP cant do everything himself

I am ok with this because it has the potential to shit on Bayern.

The only real difference is that they have choked slightly earlier in the playoffs/knockout stages

Bundesliga has a Red Bull team, a Bayer team, a Volkswagen team and a SAP team.

Though that's much better than Abu Dhabi City or Oligarch FC, local economy and all.

Someone post the green and white alliance or the league of nations alliance so we can settle this shitty thread and go on with our lives.

but bayer and volkswagen don't own multiple teams around the world, do they?
I guess the spanish 2nd tier might have girona and granada next year, that's probably the closest

based and era of the bullpilled

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