/bundes/

>Signal Iduna library

dortmund basically doesnt participate in this game

That looks yucky

ViZeWeLtMeIsTeR

Nah.

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faden angenommen

What is this awful fucking Leverkusen kit? When were they ever white? I thought it was red and away black? Guess they couldn't use black because of Dortmund's shorts.

Bellarabi wo bist du
That looks ok

jedvaj needs to fuck off
dumb cunt

I love /bundes/
It makes me feel good
It really gives me wood
Like no woman ever could

Apologize to Mario idol

never ever

APOLOGISE

kek

*gifts 3 goals to opponent*

kek Dortmund is lucky as fuck this game what the hell

GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE

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Brandt is a retard there

wtf this Götze lad is one for Bayern

CALL HIM FATZE ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE GÖTZE

*dabs on Bosz*

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Rahn

Müller

Brehme

GÖTZE

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>bundes doubting the gotze

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nice one havertz

This is objectively true though. No matter what happens, Götze will go down in history and nothing can ever change that.

actually believe Dortmund can win this 5 or 6-1

didn't count

VAR'D

>2019
>not parking the bus

half season wonder alcaca

bailey will never do anything useful in his entire life

post dortmund stream please

How does he not score that I fucking hate neverkusen

vipbox.im/watch-dortmund-bayer-vs-leverkusen-stream-1

idimsports.eu/watch/713829/2/watch-borussia-dortmund-vs-bayer-leverkusen.html

thats all I have

Is Modeste elite?

ty my niggas

Shit stream use

goal wasnt offside.

sky not showing it, i rewinded and its literally not offside

the problem with leverkusen is that they always try to walk it in

Is Sancho elite?

>alario
surely we're saved now
his knee is offside

next messi
goal and assist tonight

Literally just showed it.

if only hradecky could save shots like burki

it wasnt

Not offside. Ofc Sky is protecting schiris again. Fucking propaganda machine. Scheiß Unterdenteppichkehrer.

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this post did NOT age well

>VOLLAND
lmao

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>volland
*snaps*

High IQ post

YES

kino

fuck

TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH

Hm

CAM AHN YOU LEVERBUSEN

shit

it wasnt offside bro

at least that's a fairer scoreline

ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING
THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP THEY GONNA SLIP

3:3 will happen again lmao

TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH TAH

hustop

Where were you when Sanchi was kill

bet he's faking it

lmao fair tackle by both of them

>literally confirmed on TV
>b-b-but it wasn't!!

fucking retards

terrible pass

stream?

>signal iduna library

The fat boy ran 11.2km
apologize

vipbox.im/watch-dortmund-bayer-vs-leverkusen-stream-1

now compare this game with Man Utd vs Liverpool lmao

whos that co-commentator?

ikr

>vipbox.im/watch-dortmund-bayer-vs-leverkusen-stream-1
doesn´t work

He walked 11 of those.

reload, got it to work on the second try

no, malwarebytes blocks it

I'm so glad I took the bundespill.

It works perfectly well. Use ublock origin and fuck off with malwarebytes.

>danish finishing

wtf are these passes????

didn't watch it. how id it go?

no fuck you

>jaybles

>malwarebytes

dortmund is so shit without reus holy shit

lol

and thats a good thing

*dives*

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>completely ignore man united vs liverpool
>dont watch chelsea man city
>watch dortmund leverkusen
>will tune in for penalties @ chelsea vs man city

>Borsti

>Just lay on the ground and play for time
Thanks Kovac for confirming it's all fake

The rule should be like in Handball, if you need help getting up etc you should have to sit out 3-5 minutes

fucking boring 0:0

alle schiris ins gas tßh

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Agreed.

replace Alcaca with a competent striker and it's fine

I wish Tah would kill himself

Couldn't agree more

>5 Minuten

should be at least 15 minutes

Ever notice how spaced out Bruun Larsen's teeth are?

>5 minutes

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>that vape lad

bayer hat sich mal wieder selbst geschlagen

>bayer hat sich mal wieder selbst geschlagen

FUCK YES

kek

>Tah
absolute retarded nigger

naja von dortmund war ja nix zu sehen heute

>losing against shitmund
nevereverkusen

weigl did LITERALLY nothing this game

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NO SLIP TODAY

Ja als Borruschia Dortmund gewinnt man solche Spiele

BOSZ OUT
MOURINHO IN

>Das wissen wir seit dem Wunder von Bern, dass man wichtige Spiele 3:2 gewinnt.

I'm just glad Asuka faggot and the obnoxious French cunt got BTFO
L M A O

top of the table

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Don't forget to finish off last group match of the Yea Forumsartans this evening

Chaaa gut alsch Bayer Leyverkuschen muscht du nadürlisch deine Schpiele auch gewinnen

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>175 passes
>7 key passes

vs

>400 passes
>3 key passes

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Chad pragmatism from Favre today.

Dortmund literally just wanted it more

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this post did not age well

based fabre playing mourinhoball for the title now

how does he do it

This post did not age well

*sucks air through teeth*
chaaaaaaaa gut das isch i samma mal irgewie au ned ideal verteidigt ja hja da liegst du hinten in der äh sweiten halbzeit aber als äh borruschia äh bayer leverkuschen muscht du natürlich so ein spill noch gewinnen

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this meme did not age well

today >we got literally outclassed in every aspect but still won somehow. lucky!

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That's my favourite /bundes/ image

>33% possession - 67% possession
>4 shots on target - 4 shots on target

FAVRED!

why

watched 5 nil nil this week lads rate

mainzZZZztastisch

absolutely impressed with this pillenkusen performance. 80% possession against fucking dortmund in our own stadium. i cant remember the last team that achieved this. now you can go "hurr durr they lost anyways" but with a little more spielglück they would have won 6-1 or so.

>4 shots on target
>they could have won 6-1

Being fair these 4 shots could be actual goals

peak neverkusen

dont be a delusional customer lol, havertz alone missed the goal twice by few centimeters.

sorry but bailey's header had to go in.

Dortmund were lucky the corner happened, I don't think they'd have held their nerves for too long otherwise.

rate my all french buli 11

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Diallo and Zagadou are French?

oui monsieur

Yes. Diallo is your u21 captain.

Apart from the goalkeeper it's probably the best foreign XI you could put together in the Bundesliga right now

Forgot Konaté though

>no Konate

this

I thought about fielding a back 5 with konate instead of Mateta, but decided against it.

True. You could also field a halfway decent austrian 11, but they wouldn't even come close to the french one.

swiss XI

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Why it's France good at rugby

Put Lustenberger in the back 3, and move Lang up to RWB, then replace Drmic with Mehmedi

German xi

>Neuer
>Kimmich >BOAHtrng >dummels Max
>Rudy Bender
>Müller Havertz Brandt
>Petersen

yes, good idea

3/10

more like 2/11

Ösi 11

that's an interesting team too

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yes, I meant to grade it out of 11 but I had a brainfart

meh I was just working on it

Substitutes: Burgstaller, Onisiwo, Stöger, Wimmer, Danso, Ilsanker, Laimer
easy bundes win

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I completely forgot Alaba. lol

Not half bad, not half bad at all

same lol, put "generic LB" at first but checked all Kader again in time

i really really like this camera view for penalties. want to have it every time

how even, just zoom or a camera crane from the roof?

spider cam my newfriend

>dragovic

Post the mistake kepa made

he's k in a low defensive line

still better than Wimmer, Danso or CB Ilsanker in my eyes, also more international experience

It is called spidercam. Kind of a crane, and most likely with zoom.

IF all those teams posted would play against each other in a league, which team would win, which teams would get 2nd and 3rd place and who would get relegated?

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>who would get relegated?
germany

twitter.com/SoccerAM/status/1099747948794183681 + pic related

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the french team would beat the German bundes xi

Germany is not in the race

French XI first, Swiss second, Austrian third, Scandi relegated

Would be a tough one between Swiss and Austria, but I agree.

Yeah, it's a bit of a tossup between those two. But pretty much definite that it would be the French first and Scandi gets relegated

hard to tell really, I'd say France > Austria > Switz > Scandi

the cam is basically right behind the kicker

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yes but that's because the team that was posted sucks

Now a good XI would be

Reus----Volland----Bellarabi
-----Brandt-Havertz
-----------Maier
Schulz--Ginter-Suele--Kimmich
-----------Neuer (only because he's a good sweeper keeper)

Coach: Based Bosz

looks like the perfect team to fail in the first round of the euro league against a team like bröndby after being 4:0 in front at half time

better pic

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There is still the matter of the French team not having a goalkeeper. I guess the closest would be Mvogo, he's from the French part of Switzerland and originally from a former French colony

>bellerabi
>rb kimmich
>run fast man at left back

Nah, I swear Bellarabi would sprint all the way back to unexpose Kimmich's positioning fuckups.

good team desu

So, Leverkusen but with an actual defense?

>bellarabi
>run fast man at left back
literally the best possible players when you're playing under bosz' system tbqh. Maybe Werner over Reus would fit better though.

Do one for women football now.

nö

last one

I don't watch women football, sorry Tom :(

forgot pic obviously

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>that GK
kek

not true. the krautist invented the meme

t. /tennis/ lurker since day 1

I don't think that there is any Dutch GK in the Buli. Same with France. :(

I allow it.

Casteels can count as honorary dutch.

I'll try get together a decent Belgian XI too. Does anyone can think of some Belgian defenders that play in the Buli?

Really can't wait until this faggots Erasmus ends and he stops avatarflagging in frons

I'll give up. There aren't enough decent belgian players in the buli.

Brazil and Slav 11 could be interesting too, but I'm too lazy for that.

it's not like I want to stand out or anything

Why is Austria so shit at producing decent GKs? Even Swiss and Denmark got some good GKs by now.

too many valleys to shit in I guess

that's also true for Swiss

funny thing is that has always been our best position with multiple candidates for #1 in the nationalteam, but since 10 years at least there's just no top GK in sight

When is the next der klassiker

>I rate Manninger

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its actually next spieltag

Uhm you need to wait until next season to watch EffZeh vs Mönchengladbach again sweetie

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No it isn't

Who is this BvB thot?

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Danakeit

yes it is. samstag 18:30 Uhr, go check again

So there isn't any halfway decent talent in the Ösiliga or any of the u21 teams?

Gladbach isn't bvb

me

Gladbach vs Buyern is more of a Klassiker than BVB vs Buyern tßh

Not anymore boomer

there is no klassiker between the Borussia Dortmund GmbH & Co. KGaA and the FC Bayern München

Stankovic from RB Salzburg was promising but is stagnating and wont become world class, LASK has Schlager who is our U21 keeper and looks promising, but also no Casillas or similar
other than that there's just a lot of average players

They should just copy what Switzerland are doing. Small enough country to make it work

post you are feet

>"the el clasico"
>"the der klassiker"
>the the classic
just igitt

would you /bundes/?

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POOR BIG WHITE BOY

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Would cum on her milkers

Is this Swenja? also this

>Peter Bosz (Trainer Bayer Leverkusen): "Wir waren hier, um das Spiel zu gewinnen. Das ist uns leider nicht gelungen. Daher sind wir enttäuscht. In der ersten Halbzeit waren wir die überlegene Mannschaft. Wir haben unsere Chancen leider nicht verwertet. Die ersten beiden Gegentore dürfen nicht passieren. Da müssen wir besser verteidigen."
*sucks air through teeth*
desch darf nich passieren desch isch kla

>36 years old
nah thanks, i'm not into grannies

She's called Anke Steffen apparently

no and her name is swantje

age 30 to 35 is literally prime

what a cutiepie

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he looks happy

yes

*let's you run an extra round*

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modeste kek

Certainly

does bundes know this feel? i doubt it.

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not in that frequency, but i once had a post getting like 200 replies

I got a good amount of (You)s for a pun once

bvb deutscher meister 2018/19 amk

I once had a post get more (You)s than words contained in said post

yes, webm related got me a shitload of (You)'s

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Yes, but I'm more interested in this slag that Royce probably impregnated.

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were you the Reus joke guy?

OP's post almost looks like Sidney Crosby.

Easy.

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good work

probably some SpoHO student.

the chad webm maker

>SpoHO
yep I think I steal that one

Imagine HIV missing the promotion after firing Titz for basically no real reason. lol

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Why am I reading that Brandt has a 24m release clause for this summer

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Is it you're dream to work for Bayer (me) some day?

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Who here gonna be shitposting on Yea Forums soon

>Tfw literally have only seen one film which has been released in the past 4 or so years.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_NnvHFLTiRQ

based

that's a nice shot desu

u only watched one movie in 4 years?

Pretty much. Not a huge fan of the Jewish medium.
I might have, in total, watched about 15 different movies the past 5 or 6 years

last time I went into a cinema was when "exit through the gift shop" came out.

Based and redpilled desu

I rarely ever go to the cinema desu.
I just watch them at home >forfree
have seen like 350 movies last year and would be pisspoor if I had to pay for them or visit the local kinorama

I'm also much too autistic to suspend disbelief and turn a blind eye to the blatant propaganda that is in pretty much every hollywoood film

good night

youtube.com/watch?v=ZsDWHSz7Agk

I watched the Queen film in cinema. Oh, and also The Last Jedi. I liked them both, even if mostly for the visuals and sound design, I watched them in a pretty good cinema.

kek

who will buy this guy for €24M?

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good one

Why did Michael Schumacher dye his hair?
On a related note, why is Michael Schumacher alive?

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He has a buyout clause of 24M? Why is Bayer so stupid?

We will

>Michael Reschke und Jonas Boldt sollen nach Informationen der „Bild“-Zeitung im Sommer als Nachfolger von Manager Christian Heidel zum FC Schalke 04 kommen. Der 61 Jahre alte Reschke soll dem Bericht zufolge Sportvorstand bei den Königsblauen werden, der 37 Jahre alte Boldt unter ihm als Sportdirektor arbeiten – beide kennen sich aus sieben gemeinsamen Jahren in Leverkusen.

What did völler mean by this?

Shamrock Rovers?

impressive selbstzerstörerisches verhalten

Just noticed that HIV have no real DMs for their match against Fürth. Should be interesting

*eats*

wew almost forgot that theres the plastico today

>Reschkerampe intensfies

Brandt will be going nowhere for 24m€ and why the the "German" write the money amount like an American. Perhaps he should take off his proxy
Thanks

Do you know how a buyout clause works?

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jesus how many plasticos do we have already? any match between pillenkusen, hoffenheim, red bull, wolfsburg?

Leverkussen is not really plastico. They are actually based.

>The mental midgets of Leverkusen are actually based

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>Kaum hat Bayern-Präsident Uli Hoeneß im Sport1-Doppelpass die große Offensive auf dem Transfermarkt für die kommende Saison angekündigt, gibt's - nach den Dauerbrennern Lucas Hernandez (Atlectico), Callum Hudson-Odoi (FC Chelsea) und Timo Werner (RB Leipzig) - das nächste Gerücht. Und das hat es in sich: Wie das Portal "Don Balon" berichtet, will der FC Bayern Marco Asensio von Real Madrid verpflichten und ist dafür sogar bereit 120 Millionen Euro zu bezahlen. Der 23-Jährige soll mit seiner Situation bei den Königlichen unzufrieden sein, wird aktuell häufiger als Joker eingesetzt. Da die Münchener durch die Abgänge der Altstars Arjen Robben (bestätigt) und Franck Ribéry (wahrscheinlich) auf dem Flügel Bedarf für Verstärkungen haben, könnte das Gerüchte inhaltlich passen. Angesichts der irren Summe sagen wir aber mal: Wird eher nichts.

Granate?

[Spoiler] the implication is that he will renew his contact after we make champions league[/spoiler]
t knower

>Pépé zum FC Bayern? Lille-Coach befeuert Gerüchte
>Gerüchte um einen Wechsel von Nicolas Pépé vom OSC Lille zum FC Bayern München halten sich seit Monaten hartnäckig. Nun hat Lille-Coach Christophe Galtier Öl ins ohnehin lodernde Feuer gegossen.
>"Ich weiß, dass ein großer Klub aus Deutschland seine beiden Außenbahnspieler im Sommer verliert", zitiert "Téléfoot" Galtier. "Es ist einer der größten Vereine der Welt und ich bin sicher, dass er [Pépé, Anm. d. Red] in diesem Klub eine gute Rolle spielen könnte." Sein Schützling habe es zumindest nicht nötig, zu einem Mittelklasse Team zu wechseln, denn er sei sehr "anspruchsvoll" und "ehrgeizig".
>Um den Nationalspieler der Elfenbeinküste zu verpflichten, müsste der FC Bayern allerdings tief in die Tasche greifen. Laut "Téléfoot" verlangt Lille etwa 80 Millionen Euro für den Flügelstürmer.
>"Wir sind kein reicher Klub", stellte LOSC-Sportdirektor Luís Campos klar und öffnete Tür und Tor für etwaige Interessenten. "Wenn ein wirklich gutes Angebot für Pépé kommt, werden wir ihn verkaufen müssen", offenbarte der 54-Jährige.

Gr2nate?

daily reminder to take serious what the american bayer AG member is saying. he confirmed bosz being the new coach before official sources said so.

I really hope that Hamburg starts imploding during their next 5 matches. Always funny to see thisclub loosing its shit tßh.

yes, but i'm really desperate

>loosing

>had spicy food last night and just took a shit

AUA, AUA MEIN ARSCHLOCH

>he doesn't rate Zeiglers Wunderbare Welt des Fußballs

Alles bla bla bla ist das doch! Alles bla bla bla!

Ösi post you're music list

oh right, good man for thinking of it
live in chile - morrissey
live in glastonbury - pulp I think
live in vienna - placebo

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lame

no u

>Dirtmund ice cold
>Meanwhile neverkusen with 2 big chances missed out of 3
Really made me think

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Thx
Post you'res

the bundesliga is fucking poor

Blondie is kino btw

>Don Balon

hsv-arena.hamburg/2019/02/25/und-schon-wackelt-das-kartenhaus/

Würge-Verfahren gegen
Jan Ullrich eingestellt

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@Sanchooo10 ist mit 18 Jahren und 336 Tagen der jüngste Bundesliga-Spieler mit 9 Toren. Er löste @Podolski10 ab. Sieben seiner neun Bundesliga-Tore (acht in dieser Saison) markierte er übrigens in Heimspielen.

Reus is back

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Seems like an oddly specific number to be setting a record at

based oildriller

It's "please watch our league" desperation. They are trying to say that Sancho is quite good and bring "le hype XD".

Is Brandt the new Granate that Uli mentioned? For 24 Mio plus 10 Mio Handgeld, that would look like prime Bayern.

Couldn't they have just waited until he scored another one? If he's the youngest to score 9 he's likely to at least be one of the youngest to score 10 and that's a much more well rounded number

based

I don't think Brandt identifies with Buyern at all, he was the only guy that spoke up for Oezil after the WC, despite the Buyern narrative that Germany crashed because of him and he also said he doesn't rate the Buyernsliga.

era of da pill
dubs

brandt is not good enough for other leagues, bundes is his level, so bayern is the only club available.

Yeah, but when he scores 10 they get to do it again and customers will retweet/like it every time.

Brandt said something like not every player has to go to Buyern. He clearly has other plans.

hummels said one title with dortmudn is worth more than 10 with bayern and not every player has to go to bayern then left to go to bayern

Brandt is a bundes level winger, but he's a standout at central midfielder. Klopp is already known to be a fag of his.

And he probably still feels that way. He left because his media whore of a wife and his friends and family who all work/live here.

*Can't and doesn't defend*

Not true. He might still be prone to losing his man, but that's something he'll pick up with more match practice in the position. Everything else in his skillset looks great otherwise.

based Ulle

Around half past two I decided that it's time for some mittagsschlafi. Now I wake up and it's already 5.

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...

yeah just like draxler right

huh

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Brandt doesn't have the mindset to defend, he's arrogant and cocky.

And now he realized that it's true

Hummels will unironically return to Cuckmund in summer.

yes but in blue

no he won't
maybe MLS

Heute das Check24-Krombacher Toppspiel am Montag Abend zwischen TSG Hoppenheim und Red Bull Leipzig live aus Qatar.

seethe harder, tradition boomer

der /bundes/?
dod

Nope, by now even Aki "Aki" Watzke realized that getting old players back doesn't work

Soon

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Yes, with Bayern up and running agin, Robert will start to pull away soon

Apparently people tip when they order take out and bring it home
Didn't know this was a thing

u wot m8

Scheise

soon Reus will be back at #1 yes

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still the most accurate piece of shitposting ever posted to 4channel

1:1 or 2:2 today??

samenschlürfendes 1-1 brudi

3:3

bin mir echt nicht sicher uezs

what's up with werner? already injured again?

3:1, hopp die Bullen

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I would denmark, Poland and Binland tßh

youtube.com/watch?v=YtqJ7lNmjXI

he has a cold

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how do you get chan filenames for twitter pics? some selfmade script?

youtube.com/watch?v=4JJuryfNLLA

I fucking hate Dirtmund lads

4chanX ->tick the generate Yea Forums filenames setting

thx

calm down Ulrich

I'm almost certain that I saw the guy dressed in red on Bohndesliga.

Why are there so many cuts? I mean they're talking about football, not shooting an action movie

Fabian Ernst is the new coach of some club somewhere north of Schleswig-Holstein.

youtube.com/watch?v=7z8sUwtpUvY

elixx.me/ulazio.html
Stream for the plastico

dange

Unless something new happened today, he leads a consortium which bought Næstved Boldklub. Don’t think he will be the coach.
Denmark is generally north of Slesvig-Holsten, but Næstved is on southern Sjælland just north of Lolland which is north of Rostock as the nearest bigger place.

>Lolland

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nailsmeme is on his periods btw

>nailsmeme gifting easy wins to the energy drink

based

oh, that's the shit german referee

ehehe

>nails men
>actually a homo

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hmmmm......

>no one going for that ball from schulz
sad

Although Adams isn't in the starting1 1 today, I'm still kinda suprised that he's getting that much playing time at Leipzig.

*chews*

I mean both teams can play decent football, but as much as want to, I just don't give a fuck about the plastico.

>not watching for Nuhu Adams and the stupid shit he does on the pitch

Seems like the right way to do it if they actually see him as a part of the team going forward, lets the manager get a look and lets Adams adjust to the new league and stay focused on his game instead of the move

>giving a shit about the bundes in 2019
molle

>Disintergration
>r
Good taste if that's the "Cure" album

basiert

jz 1 kamillentee

even the commentator is bored as fuck

Both matches between them this season were horrible tho

There is no eSports and no Serie A on so what can you do?

Leipzig play boring ass defensive football anyway

I'm going to watch the bohndesliga episode now

based

see

think thats offside brehs

maybe by a centimetre or two. very close to level

CRINGE

KRAMARIC

era of da lul

Red Bull? More like Brown Shit.

nailsmeme IN

nevermind brehs its a goal

ok thanks for the confirmation

ELMO @ Upamecano playing him on

>start bohndesliga
>nils starts talking about how everyone got children

Where did the time go...

that's konaté lad

it is

also
>Grillitsch basically playing an offensive Libero

arr rook same

based

more like ilSHANKer haha

o-offside la, missed on purpose

>schulz getting away with that deliberate handball
ebin :D

a few dirty challenges is exactly what this plastico needs

>Joelinton
welcome to newcastle

this ref is such fucking trash lmao

its incredible how good he became since being back at Hoffenheim, never rated him while at Rapid

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warum sind ligainsider kommentare so hart behindert?

ligainsider.de/james-rodriguez_1999/rodriguez-verbleib-weiterhin-offen-264598/

brych is a fucking joke yeah. literally the german michael oliver.

>Literally 2 Leipzig players vs the GK
>Not scoring
pathetic

he reminds me of depay

>warum sind ligainsider kommentare so hart behindert?
wer schaut denn sonst fußball? mal ehrlich jz

>he reminds me of depay
chunkier Firmino imo

>he reminds me of depay
I can see it. talented, good dribbler, but also a bit scrappy
he seems to make the wrong decision too often though. hopeful long balls, dribbling into crowds in the middle, etc. I guess depay does that a bit as well but not as much
I r8 him though

Poulshit isn't aesthetic enough for a plastic club

summed it up well leafbro

laimer moar leik lemur limassol

olmo alda

lomu

lmao red bull btfo

what's an Eimer of Leim?

Leimer.

yes

>Diego Simeone droht eine Starfe. Die UEFA hat ein Disziplinarverfahren gegen den Trainer von Atletico Madrid eingeleitet.

>Der Agrentinier feierte im Achtelfinal-Hinspiel gegen Juventus Turin (2:0) das 1:0 seiner Mannschaft mit einem Griff in den Schritt. Die UEFA erkennt darin laut Mitteilung ein "anstößiges Verhalten".

rated

UEFA can't handle the cojones

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jz 1 ofenkäse bis zum erbrechen

>being cucked by a burger

>look at my ingame coaching tee-hee :DD

jz 1 Taktikzettel

is sabitzer the white bailey

I don't even know what he is, and I have watched him since the age of 18

me on the right

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>swamp creature

>big "new and improved recipe" sign on my Prinzenrolle
>doesn't really taste like anything at all now
I'm not sure if this is a good or a bad sign

based Baumann

is that the /bundes/ tripfag in the back?

cute and likeable!

Konaté is palying like shit tonight

Tyler Adams must be feeling right at home with the MLS tier play of Leipzig

feels weird seeing leipzig so shaky at the back

>cuntnya
filling in for werner perfectly

>throw EL because m..muh CL qualification!!
>bottle CL quali and finish 6th
the tottenham transformation is almost complete

>Cunlel

LOSCH DAS!

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not convinced by Amiri TBQH

>That Failfodil 1on1

dumbers isn't an old hag
she is mid 20

this game has gotten shit ever since leipzig have started trying to play lmao

many such cases

it needed a red card late in the first half 2bh
this ref might be bad but he isn't bad enough for my purposes

kek

wow sabitzer is confirming that he's literally bailey: cant shoot, can't cross, can't pass, but can score freekicks

why isnt forsberg playing anymore? he was literally one of the best players of the league last season.

GULASCHI

>diving after losing the ball
he cute

he's got problems with his body

wtf, that's the second wrong offside decision against Hoffenherm

ORBAN

SWAMP CREATURE

>NAILSMEME

urbi et orban

Who is the retard commentator with the german accent on Fox Sports?

>Nailsmeme licking his lips, thinking fuck yes CL

Based.

he's some guy that's related to dusseldorf

based shrek

Is she fat?

>5' ET
the fix is in

I think it's the living meme himself lutz pfannenstiel
unless i'm watching a different english feed

no, just ""chubby""

Why do they always go "Our teams score (number)" and "opponent teams score 0"? Are they retarded?

>era of the bull, he said

they are not shouting "null", but "bulled". open your eyes sheep.

>schwanke zwischen 1:1 und 2:2
>tippe 2:2
>ergebnis 1:1
jedes verdammte mal hab echt kein bock mehr. und ständig werden mir in der 95. minute die punkte geraubt FICK das tippspiel uezs

THICCMARK

>Bosz will lead us to glory, he said

well, was decent enough for a Monday game

betting? no. strategic money multiplication!

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Stöger to Leverkusen

you heard it here first

player or coach?

both

really want stöger back in /bundes/. preferably somewhere in schalke or HSV.

hob gschissn

...

yikes

nn