/hoc/

sharkies desu

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>I'd rather watch a couple junior b dykes play a game in the suburbs for their free hotdog salary then last year's cup champs and Kevin Hayes last game with New York
Why are you like this? So fucking gay like

Shut up cuck

Imagine wanting to watch teams playing in the metropolitan division.

Unironically yes

Pulju?

for me, it's dave semenko and marty mcsorley

imagine imagining peoples imaginations

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imagine dragons is my favorite metal band

For me, it's DragonForce

Das right
It's a shame they'll vote Bergeron to win Selke no matter what

Samefag

stone to jets

Dumbfag

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would prefer for Stone to stay in the east

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stone to flames

To be fair most people don't even remember that Florida is a team

you wake up in the morning and find out you are a devils fan

what do you do?

Find the nearest self-harm implement

Mark Stone is from Winnipeg. He wants to be a hometown hero and play for the Jets

I can't believe shannon ranked the wongs #1 in the power rankings

>tfw russia invades ohio to free panarin from the fascist nazi organisation of columbus blue jackets

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/desert redemption arc/

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...

Inspect elementfag

Dan Snyder would've been 41 today

Happy Birthday Danny
F

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Good

let's go for a birthday drive

>0 goals in '07
Literally who?

Friendship ended with
>rags
Now Dallas Star is my best friend

I had a feeling that was going to happen

No he doesn't Sam

Dumbfag

good thing he doesn't have a choice in where he's traded

stop calling me sam I hate that meth-head

>everyone I don't like is sam
Pathetic shtick. I've been clamouring for the team to acquire Puljujärvi and Aho.
Connor-Scheif-Wheeler
Laine-Aho-Bull
Ehlers-Lowry-Tanev
Perrault-Copp-Roslovic
That'd be the deepest team in the league

>meme deadline day soon
going to be a lot of bold moves my friends. i can taste it.

Inspectelementfag

Halfway through my morning cuppa and I already have to take a massive Nashville and it might require two flushes.

he isn't re-signing anywhere that isn't Winnipeg. I feel bad for whatever team overpays for him. Sens offered him 10 mil AAV and he turned them down. He isn't even a top liner on any contender

Still better than your team, faggot. Top of the fucking league

Dumbfag

after the sens set the market I'm excited to see what crazy offers teams are going throw around, I feel like there's a lot more trade bait this year than last

Oh boy.

Inspectelementfag

i expect bergevin to do something big and dumb

crazy, right?

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What went wrong?

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They exist

I dunno, but if you figure it out, please tell the Giants, Jets, Yankees, Mets, Knicks, Islanders, NYFC and >energy dranks.

predictions for the trade deadline:
>Sharks try to pick up Bobrovsky, Lundquist, or Quick
>Jets take Stone
>Predators take Simmonds
>Leafs take Hamilton
>Flames take Hayes

IT"S IN

You’re dumb

t. Smartfag

@TSNBobMackenzie:
Hellesuyck for Evander one for one. Who says no?

which of my predictions do you think is dumb? I have reasons for all of them

Does anyone have a link for the Markham vs Montreal game?

@TSNBobMcKenzie:
Hearing that your mom will be trading your dad for my nuts lmao *dabs*

>Laine to #CBJ for a 1st and cdtn 3rd (to become 2nd if Jackets make playoffs)

And your reasons are guaranteed dumb and based off of your retarded notions of “knowing how a team thinks” when in reality you know nothing about how hockey teams operate and are just a pretender looking to fit in at the bars by saying “yeah, I knew they were gonna do that” and madturbating over the thought of managing a team while crying because you know it won’t happen.

@TSNBobMcKenzie:
finland is hella cool desu

Does Dallas Stars have fans on Yea Forums?

Seeing Zuccarello go gives me feels. 2010 was a fun year. I have been in /hoc/ for far too long.

@TSNBobMcKenzie: 2m ago
McDavid to Vancouver for Pouliot. one for one.

Dumbfag

>he wrote all that out
lmao seethe harder you faggot

@DarrenDreger:
seriously Dougie Hamilton is a loser. Teams dont want to trade for the guy that eats pre game dinner alone in his hotel room. He's not worth signing and scratching his retarded brother every night

>it's another american trying to incite an argument episode
yawn, this episode is boring

91099491
THANKS for the (you) dumbfag

>it’s another Canadian Samefag episode
YAWN

@MildlyAutisticMackenzie
Tavares for Barzal. one for one

Now that would be a trade

How the FUCK is holtby a stanley cup champion?

@HelenStJames

Laine for Puljujarvi. One for one.

go read a book

read between the lines, bitch
*flips the bird*

>another angry american episode
re-runs again?

How many Canadian cups recently?

I don't currently have a team but whichever team drafts Kaapo Kakko will be >my team

91099722
thanks for the (you) dumbass
XD

>sunbelters ruining a great sunday

wow color me surprised

Finland is the worst country in the NHL btw

Sundays are for snowbelters

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>He thinks CBJ has a 1st or 2nd round pick within the next decade
gonna have to check with ottawa m8

>Canadians haven’t won a cup in over 2 decades
I thought Canada was good at hockey

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>rags

>rags

>rags

>rags

had to get up from my hangover coma just to post
>rags

xth for kippers bum

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Stop posting >rags you fucking idiots

>rags

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Gonna need a rundown onliterally all of yesterday's trades as I was don't remember much from about 4pm onwards

The amount of people that just keep posting >rags proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board. All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous. Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4channel.

>rags

@FrankSpaghettini
hearing reports of >rags

Fuck off with the >rags spam you fucking idiots, it’s only been 1 period holy shit

Hoc more like cock

...

>the seething american is a rags fan
it all makes sense now

sgar

LICK

F*ICK YOU, YOU FR*CKING S*N OF A G*N

>only ding dong diddly shit games today
every single sunday i swear to god

How do we make hockey more inclusive?

We dont. There is enough s*nbelt teams already.

Move hockey away from shitadelphia, they chased a kid out of the stadium just because he was wearing his hero's jersey yesterday

>rags

STOP POSTIN >rags RIGHT NOW OR I WILL FUCKING BOMB THIS THREAD

How do we make hockey more conclusive?

Filthydelphia has both the worst teams and the worst fans of those shit teams.

the shootout already did that, just need to add it in the playoffs

How do we make MORE hockey?

Ban white people from playing hokki.
Only finns, americans and slavs can play in the NHL.

KEK - tell me more

...

meant for 91100076

No

>fags

never expand/relocate to Quebec city

business idea: finland NHL

I mean

LICK

The league's only redpilled hockey club

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>rags

how can one team be so stinky smelly?

I'm not talking to you, you attention seeking burger faggot nigger kike retard

...

name a better forward line, you can't

...

>S
>O
>O
>N

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nypost.com/2019/02/23/blue-jackets-scoff-at-risks-with-deadline-aggressiveness/
>Jesse Puljujarvi is on IR with a lower-body injury that may cost him significant time. So he is not likely to be dealt by Monday. But the 2016 fourth-overall winger wouldn’t have been on the move anyway, not with Oilers interim GM Keith Gretzky insisting that interested parties also be willing to pick up the final four years of Milan Lucic’s deal at an annual $6 million cap hit.

looks like the retard is staying in dedmonton

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Make equipment and local ice time cheaper

>the absolute Shitty of Filthydelpheia

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lmao classic

does anyone remember that terrible contract they made in like 09/10? it was 4.5/yr for some total plug. they're awesome at deals like that.

>here take the retard
>and you gotta take this other retard that makes 6 million/yr
who the fuck would bite on that? edmonton cant trade with themselves

>lower body injury
Bulju hurt his benis :DDDD

@Waluigi:

>"Lundquist to Montreal for Price, details incoming"

зaeбaли yжe блять хaхa

based

@Bulju
how to fix broken penis

@Bulju
i thought this was google sorry

@Laine_boi_98
Wheeler broke my fucking pc. How do I revenge?

lol

imagine smashing a $400 stick because you had just been exposed

>$400
he's going to be homeless now

imagine paying 400 dollar for a stick

imagine all the people

imagine not paying at least $400 for a stick, getting exposed on the powerplay, and then smashing it

imagine being canadian

imagine having scored less stanley cup winning goals than ulf samuelsson

Imagine not being able to break a $400 stick.

bussiness idea: new york rangers

Business idea
Allow Columbus to win the cup and then make them a bottom feeder team for the next 30 years

>120km/h winds
Scared I won't be able to see more hockey today.

business idea: we're all friends in /hoc/

imagine never winning gold at the olympics ever (finland)

Jets 4 cup

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Business idea
allow Columbus to get to the SCF (but they ultimately lose to the flames) and then make them a bottom feeder team for the next 30 years

Imagine imagining

Nope
They have to win the cup otherwise the next 30 years would be a quiet meme
The jackets would need the cup to be the new >rags

why? you already have edmonton for that

can't

Why are you so obsessed over some meme tournament for KHL players?

business idea:
snes win a cup in my lifetime
please

Is Markus nuutivaara elite!?

I'll allow it, but only after melnyk leaves

Do not bully Bob-senpai

That's just a great idea

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>cam Atkinson will never get 30 goals again
Lol the man is elite and has BTFO of hoc

I like this idea

lol ovie and kuch getting sick of the superstar treatment they receive

>mfw it went downhill for snes right after I visited Canada Tire Fire Centre in Ottawa two years ago

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>ovie
>not literally sucking peoples cock so they pay attention to him

By the time Crosby retires he will literally be out of the top 100 all time

Cam Atkinson is a baby faced 5'8" "man" that plays "Professional" hockey in the shitty barren hellhole in the middle of the gayest state in the union who's only redeeming traits are an alcoholic basketball player and putting spaghetti (that they call chili) on top of hotdogs. And neither of those things are even from Columbus. Amazing that with over a year to prepare for this, all Jarmo's achieved is doubling the pieces he's gonna lose after the inevitable first round bounce.
Finnish pro-scout indeed

loltby at it again

Wow great post actually

>mad at Columbus
My job is done

for real though, what the FUCK happened to the Senators?

Only a couple years ago they were easily the best team in Canada

A female photographer that covers the team was cpmplaining all dsy that drunk flyer fans were groping her

I mean from the opposing team

>frame
>stanza

Not exactly an accomplishment

How were they able to capture Rambo in first blood part 2

So bolts, what would it take to pry cal Foote off you

I only care about Canadian teams

damn the habs could have been 1 point within the >laffs if they kept a 3-0 lead

Now they're almost out of the playoffs lmao

until someone mentions '93 and you start talking about all the canadians on american teams

I don't reply to trolls

they weren't

Penis

Haha

Almost thought i'd reply to you

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>watching depressed father swear and start crying at a sandwhich because the toppings keep falling out when he tries to take a bite.

You dont even know if you have cancer yet. Youre sick, youve been smoking weed everyday for 45 yrars, youve been drinking 6 bears everyday for 30 yesrs. Youve been drinking a bottle of whisky on top of that everynight for 12 years. And now you are dying and you are too depressed to keep your head up. We all saw this coming you fucking fag. Have some fucking dignity on the way out.

FUCK

user, I...

>8th in scoring while playing with literal shit
>consistantly elevates them so they get paid

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You should tell him to kill himself

incredibly high quality thread with high quality hockey discussions

blinkingguy.gif

Like I said penis sucker

they traded chemistry for duchene
turris wasn't a 1c by any means but trading him after training camp was a bad move. then the karlsson drama put a knife through the team

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...

history will repeat itself and you will be your father

My cock is enormous

>tfw this arrives tomorrow

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damn that's a good price
'mirin

>he doesn’t buy rolling papers and weed paraphernalia on amazon like a 30 year old boomer

this caps broadcast theme is terrible but it still gets stuck in my head

RAGS

>craps

yeah I probably should have bought more, they're already out of stock again

If you are buying online, why not get the fancy flavours

fucking hell copley how are you so bad

do you even know what finland is?

this goaltending performance

She said do you love me I told her only partly
I only love my /sips/ and my /hoc/key I'm sorry

they've just added it this year it's fucking horrible

based

No, tell me.

fancy doesn't exist in the finnish vocabulary. but if it does, its probably "routsi"

>rags

finland a fuckwit

Well monster probably has over 30 flavours. Change it up once in awhile.

>rags
>scored on by a plug

thinking of benches

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>rags

sucking a golf ball

you're old enough to be my grandfather, kid

>RAGS

Who can beat the bluejackets in the metro now? I don’t think anyone has the same amount of depth as Columbus, especially at LW and RW could use some more center depth, with Bob really starting to play well, and the defense at their best, I think they could win the division. Prove me wrong

>lundpads

Poor Henk

>rags

>rags
Put them out of their missery already.

Why do Panarin and Bob want out so bad

They don't understand the basic concept of changing it up for your own enjoyment

>Prove me wrong
Tortellini is the coach

What

Panarin doesn’t want out, Bob does but panarin just wants to win a cup this year no matter what team he is on

How is burakovsky so fucking bad
How can someone who is 6'3 be such an utter pussy

Only four flavors are sold in Finland, and only one of them is sugar free
Also the other flavors are 37 €/24-pack so the one I bought is a great deal

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Kek

That sucks. Cant walk into a store these days without running straight into a display of some new retatd flavour

imagine getting screamed at by an angry manlet like Torts everyday?

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For me, it's Monster Hydro

Strome is actually decent

this game is officially meme status

I'll just have a glass of water thanks

Strome a killer.

for me, it's Ballers Blend

...

/hoc/ is extra incoherent today. Why.

Rags/caps

hungover maybe?

2-0 Markham

Is it the Waxers?

What games are we watching tonight

I laugh at everyone

sharks wings and flames snes

AHEM I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
FUCKING LISTEN YOU DIRTY FUCKING SCUMBAGS

yuck and yuck

somebody wake me up

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is peanuts anime?

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Why is there 20 threads of that guy in the green shirt

FUUUUUCCCKKKKKKK NIIIIIIGGGGGGEEEERRRS

Thunder, a point secures a playoff spot
Plus they renamed the waxers the royals or some shit

when will this boomer stop being the goat?

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I have an extremely sizeable peniz

let's go boys

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>goat
he won't reach gretzky's record

youtu.be/FKuCCDbEKs0

Good, it's more important than money

>backstrom almost did it to lundpads again
EXPOSED
X
P
O
S
E
D

1 point today is worth as much as 1.3 points in the gretzky era

>gretzky
new age Gammelman

never
that's why he's the goat

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could've sworn that went in

So when he scored 212 points it'd be like ONLY scoring 205 today?

GRETZKY EXPOSED

Lets be real here, the real GOAT is pic related and if you dont agree your opinion is the equivalent to cancer and should stop watching icepuck

1.3 on average during his career.

Los Angeles Kings legend Carl Hagelin

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yikes

>is pic related

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forgot pic

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why aren't mia khalifa pictures being posted when the capitals are playing?

And no, it would be 163 points, not 205

forgot pic

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/hoc/ still has some taste left

So his 212 point season would be closer to like 196 today give or take? Pffft Gretzky sucks

>only SHIT games this season

Gretzky was a hack and only a product of his era
If he played today he wouldn’t be much better than Dylan Larkin

Chump change to be honest

Gretzky played completely differently than Larkin, are you retarded or just sunbelt?

WE DID IT REDDITT

the guy posting them every day since new years offed himself 12 days in

KEK

>craps

A faded picture of pulju... just like his "career"

>it was 4-5

>le speedy get behind defense man

Go Wings desu

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a rags overtime game who could see that coming

>CRAPS
It WAS 5-3

fucking copley

what is deboer's obsession with haley

This is why Canadian teams will never win another cup. You'll probably be on board with trading Matthews after this years first round exit.

Everyone knows Bobby is the true GOAT

JUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBOOOOOOOOOIK

So you're going with retarded. That doesn't describe either of those players.

>sudden victory

>Blashill issuing a retarded challenge

whats the difference?

dumboer loves boomers. was a huge issue last season

>le speedy get behind le retard man man

>new ties coming in soon
God it's nice being the best dressed poster on /hoc/

Deepest team in the league
twitter.com/bluejacketspr/status/1099510225323900928?s=21

>RAGS

>rags

everybody laugh at Lunpads

need a pic of defeated lundpads

>new hawaiian shirts coming in soon
God it's nice being the best dressed poster on /hoc/

I'm here to laugh at the rags

That was an awesome overtime
DESU though, ovechkin is pretty poor at everything that doesn't directly involve shooting one timers

points matter more. goals disappear during the playoffs

HOW HE KING WITH NO RING

>rags
LMFAO

SHIT team
SHIT fans
SHIT franchise

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Markham just secured their playoff spot

So odd to see Zucc in a stars jersey

>raggos
>raggot
>RIGGERS
>NIGGERS

>RAGSRAGSRAGSRAGS

who here /hungoverandliterallynotgettingoutofbedalldayandalsowachinghoc/

fucking lazyman, I dont even know how it can break. it's the same client and just takes the feeds from nhl tv

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Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even though I woke up late!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tell me about Finland

its basically russia with more 2-way forwards

no

Spoken like the ultimate sunbelt

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don't care virgin

Larkin fucks whores and Gretzky fuck sluts

>liking anything about meme-on-meme OT
Fuck off back to plebbit, you zoomer retard.

Business idea: relocate Seattle to Honolulu

You don't know anything virgin

t. virgin

Only Jets Panthers Caps and Yotes are the only good hockey teams only good fans

there is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

I'm literally fucking your mom

really enjoying this O6 matchup

Everyone here is a virgin except me, now shut the FUCK up virgins

I hate niggers

Great goal by Faksa

su-sussudio

me too, I remember the HoF >shorks guy Jonathan CheeChoo, he was better than Beliveau

Racism is not allowed outside of Yea Forums

Neither is being a virgin

Your mom loves them though

Darren Helm is ELITE and >your team should trade for him

Jean bealiveau had a horse shoe up his ass. If I saw him irl I'd pull it out and beat him with it.

HELM SCAAARRRR

Get going then

I fucked your mom I get to stay so did everyone ITT

Imagine the butthurt when Columbus acquires mark stone

Your moms butt hurts so she gets stoned

thingken bout that one time I was at a baseball game and some drunk guy got nailed in the head with a foul ball in the 8th and didn't even flinch

Your mom gets nailed in the ass and doesn't even flinch

imagine being that shark mascot stuck on the rafters

Zucc on the ice for both goals

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Your moms mattress got stuck in the rafters

Lots of room up there without any Cup banners though

Your mom needed ice for both holes

>Larry Brooks mentions that teams interested in Jesse Puljujarvi have been asked to take on Milan Lucic's contract

>"JUMP!"

t. virgin

they should trade Lucic to al Qaeda

Burns is a waste of oxygen. How the fuck did this piece of shit win the Norris?

Lol nice defense Burns

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>Do the splits to try and stop puck
>Sit there in the way of Dell so he can't preposition
Fucking great meme defense from a great meme man

>take the worst contract in the league along with this bust

Holy fucking based
twitter.com/drobertson2323/status/1099544363305189378?s=21
JACKETS CUP CONFIRMED

?

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enjoy my friend B)
*crack*
*sip*

>Taking a picture of your screen

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burns only works when he has others to clean his shit up. vlasic doesn't work anymore and karlsson is made of glass. shorks are fucked

>he isn't on the distillate wagon
C'mon son

paul martin is literally the reason burns won the norris

REEEEEEEE WHERE ARE THE TRADES

Is this what peak boomer looks like?

No a genuine boomer would have taken a pic of the newspaper stat section

no, see

No unfortunately. But Tuesdays game between Toronto and Markham should be streamed. Big game too, if Toronto wins they tie Shenzhen in total points but have 1 more reg win so they get into playoffs.

I hate niggers more than I hate niggers

But how much do you hate niggers?

Also this.

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I haven’t watched hardly any hockey this weekend besides the stadium series. I’ve been too busy playing far cry 5.

I love them

>rags

>fags

we have to go to /cric/ or else

>gars

>niggers

Zoooooooook

Watching the snow fall and sipping on a warm cuppa
I dare you to say you're comfier than me

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Well I got dubs and you didn't, so it looks like you're the faggot here.

What ever happened to the golden rule?
Treat people how you would like to be treated

That shit died with chivalry, and honor

>"a plethora of scouts are up in the gondola watching this game between shit worstern conf pretenders and shit bottom of the leastern conference shitters if it wasn't for >snes"

>shorks

Is Zuccarello good?

Ron Hainsey is tied for first in +/- in the league (30)

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The best Norwegian NHLer atm

>manlets

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>5'7"

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Caps going back to back ships boys

>Ron “misses from the blueline” Hainsey
He was unironically my favorite Thrasher and I’m glad he keeps finding success

>kekalainen betting his entire future on two players from ottawa
the absolute mad lad

Why is it so fuckin windy out lads

>shorks getting raped by the wings
o i am laffin

So are the Sharks just not going to try this whole road trip?

are the sharks finished?

stop aiming for the camera

Something about high/low pressure systems

Khoudini

still sucking a golf ball

swagbucks just came in lads
time to get some portobello 'shrooms

he gets some bad press because every imperfection on the leafs is amplified in the toronto hockey scene, but i just can't find a way to really shit on the guy

The uneven heating of the Earth.

Suck my golf balls

Wings fan here, SHALL be pulling for them in the ploffs though, just to see Joe get his Cup

Are you seriously serious about this?

can't
already sucking my own golf ball

I will literally rape you

>tfw you take a nap and you dream about posting on /hoc/
what is wrong with my brain?

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you spend too much time here
try to not stick around outside of your scheduled games to maximize shitposting efficiency

/hoc/

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Try me bitch

Rory isn't catching DJ

no you won't
be quiet

phew >we needed that

as always, wacky beard man is shit.

Meme'd

das a goal mane

Thinking about having a thought. Thoughts?

Dobby gotta go with the webless mitt next time

language or image based?

what team should i bandwagon for play-offs? My only requirement is a team without a single finloid in it

>it was 3-1

I haven't thought that far ahead yet

We in it boys

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Avs - Rantanen

imagine still having thoughts

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thanks for reverse curse seething leafs. when will you learn

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wing it man, see what happens

Something about unhappy gods

rent free

>wongs

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>shorks

Okay, I think I'll save it for next thread

>detoilet

god farted xd

>believing in magicskydaddy beyond the age of 13

Caps. 0 Finns, based Backstrom.

>inb4 some mongoloid tries to claim red blooded American Matt Niskanen

Fedora tippers?
In MY /hoc/?

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Too bad they’re full of Russians. No wonder they’re Trump’s team lol

How do you go from this

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Is Duclair playing tonight?

to this???

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the swedes retired

>I still believe in fairytales but EVERYONE ELSE is the “fedora tipper”
Not so bright

>Being proud of holding babbies first rebellious opinion

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Afternoon

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end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

..bust

For me it’s: the Columbus bluejackets of the national hockey league

bad contracts
bad trades
underperforming old men

hope you're enjoying that overrated second line center, poolumbus.
I'll let you know a little secret: he's not very useful in a playoff series

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How would u know

FATALITY

how do you even know what a 2nd line is?

...

Playoffs? You mean the 8 total playoff games he has in his career?

He played good minutes in the 2014 choke and the 2009 first round exit
He finished 0G 3A -1 in both. with around 20 minutes AToI in both exits

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