Heem general

Because they werent actually that good

Because GSP is a proper jew who knows what to do and when

Alien Abduction

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Al Iaquinta is such a fucking douche how the cazzies were pretending he was the good humble guy when he thought Kevin Lee made no sense

Jon Jones vs. Anthony Smith
Tyron Woodley vs. Kamaru Usman
Robbie Lawler vs. Ben Askren
Tecia Torres vs. Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt vs. Pedro Munhoz

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Why did he think Klee made no sense?

Because he beat him years ago, even though he'd done fuck all since and Kevin Lee had destroyed Edson. He was saying on twitter he didn't deserve to fight him and now he's going at Tony again. Tony would destroy him, I'd like to see that.

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But he was better than Klee so he was right

Funny because Max was actually boxing him up until the takedown, this time he just won't get taken down. Max probably tko's him in the 4th or subs him this time like he did Cub.

HoodieGOD bless

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>Pigg Rigg
>heemed by a gay porn star

what

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lol why are you so emotionally invested?

Doesn't matter, losing a boxing match to Khabib doesn't make you a god who deserves to fight Tony or Conor when your best win is Diego Sanchez, he didn't even deserve the rematch against Lee, Lee was stupid to give him that. He also ducked Gaethje. Can't stand him

Are you that dumb masvidal fan?

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The guy he fought in BKFC did gay porn

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Yes it's Luke. He's upset because he thought Lee was way better than he is.

jones
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lawler
torres
garbarandt

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I like Al and Poirier needs to stop ducking him

Sterling is a bum, nobody will miss him. Same goes for the other Long Island cans apart from Weidman, he was great for a while.

It's okay, Poirier is gonna get flushed by Max.

In case y'all forgot how good Bobby Knuckles is

youtube.com/watch?v=hLBMRAxQHWg

Sorry, meant to link
youtu.be/Zmq1mQ5HxnQ
youtu.be/Zmq1mQ5HxnQ
youtu.be/Zmq1mQ5HxnQ

Sorry I insulted your boyfriend.
Nope, why are you so emotionally invested in a douche that's going to get destroyed?

this sport is for losers

>n-no y-you’re crying

Wonderboy will be champ in our lifetimes

>Picogram
>30%
>Blood Orc
>Dyke
>Nochin

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Now this is an EPIC set of prediction lol

Imagine boying Al

For sure

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hes never getting another title shot

dana hates him after he put on 4 of the most boring fights in a row where he refused to go forward and try to do anything

Horrible take, ducking Al to fight Holloway and Khabib. Dustin would do what Masvidal did but for more than one round.

Sorry I revved him guys

Kevin Lee is a fucking bum
Masvidal is a fucking bum

He will Heem Pettis in one round.

Al has improved a lot since the Masvidal fight, his defense is better, he goes to the body more

Controversial but fair.

>a washed up undersized lightweight is deserving of a title shot

lmao good one

I don't have to imagine

Agree but Al is also a fucking bum

Everything I said about him was true

It’s not his fault rda and ponzi ducked him

great now I have to scroll up and read the thread

The masvidal fight wasn't boring

I literally don't feel anything for Pigg Rigg being as JUSTED as he is. If anyone literally gets that fucked over because he can't use a IV before a fight, he was maybe a shitty fighter to begin with.

yeah but he didnt try and push for the finish even tho he was obviously superior

Al is top 5 in the toughest division

Does anyone watch these?
youtube.com/watch?v=1u-QRIOEGd8

This is what they put under Brendan’s name. What would it say under yours?

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Project manager

Big penis owner

not a Brendan Shaub

youtube.com/watch?v=5elAr2s6Gno

i found women talking about spammy
BASED

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JBJ
Tyrone
Lobbie
Torres
NoDad

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I bet that petter grifing guy posts on heem

*refuses to fight

Smif
Usman lawler
Zhang
Cody
#Belive
Bobbert is fucking huge. Idk what was he doing at that weight

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Al is a boring man with no interesting qualities. Poor taste in boys

And woodley wipes the mw division its not even funny

>you

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The heavyweight division is weak.
He's back for a reason,.

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Bones
T Wood
Asscream
Tornado
No Chin

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Just so you guys know, whenever one of you guys is mean to me. I just close the tab, make a cup of tea, come back and by then it's all forgotten. So you're wasting your time.

Thick cocked jabroni

Better get another cup botch nigga

where is this still from bros?
did his standup special get released?

tea is slowly killin' you

close the tab fag. run away to your tea, you baby bitch

your nipples are asymmetrical

Why did no one tell me that Tyrone got his blackbelt at the end of the Till fight? I watched it recently and that bit was quite nice/emotional.

based, easy way to get the mean idiots to seethe!

How come when Victor got USADA’d it was great news but when Hendricks did it was some national tragedy?

*Vitor

gaaay

Pepe via frogoplata

Trips of truth
Book the Cain rematch ASAP

Am starting to like black fighters in a non homo form

caz

How is this for a black fighter *pulls out my huge black cock*

That's homo in many forms

the black man is your natural ally. i’m glad you’ve come to understand this

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Torres
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I thought mcgoober was getting done for rape. What happened?

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Lawler
Torres
Munhoz

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He payed that bitch to keep her mouth close

Wake up Smif

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Wake up, no one. It's over.

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Dumbass doesn't even know how to handle weapons

I mean is not like I got sweaty during nganu walkout last Sunday but black fighters really knows to go full chimp in the cage

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Tyrone
Robbie
Tecia
Cody

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Till meme ends (again) soon

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Would be quite surprising to see Till lose to Masvidal, you'd think size would be a big factor here

Embdeedded

youtube.com/watch?v=63fdPxJAWBg

Also, /ourguy/ has his next prey.

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Till is gonna be turbo-shook like Ngannou was against Lewis

What a terrible card....

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That also means he'll return and have 2 standout performances following the Mas fight though

Hardy breaks down Gus' hesitation at 235 in this. Glad to see it highlighted, because it was so aggravating watching the swedecuck back Jon up to the cage and then do nothing and just allow Jon to just step out of the corner.

That soft whiteboi doesn't have the resiliency of the superior mind of the African GOD

I'm a fan of Greg Hardy

Are you going Luke? It's a pretty good card for once.

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Askren
Zhang
Munhoz

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I want to see JBJ kick Cain's knee to be honest.

I know this is bait but burn in hell

t. Faggot ValBong

Cain has always had low fight IQ.

I have always had a low iq.

>dude xD Max is epically based because he beat a deleted Aldo and some BJJlet
Poirier is going to expose him hard.

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Askren
Torres
Cody

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If Gaycheese beats Barboza I want to see him fight Al

I unironically think Anthony Smith’s aggressive style is going to really frustrate bones. And I also believe he could beat him.

Nu Max dabs on that hillbilly on the feet

This

i always had a bit above avarage iq
but im dumb

streamable.com/6iry0

No you don't

Anyone else losing patience and respect for this fat fuck?

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just monkeying around

I was his fan and even rooting for him during both Jones' fights.
His bullshit after DC Jones 2 was too much for me though.
Gonna root for Jones if they fight a 3rd time

>losing
done been lost, son

kek couldn't handle the banter

My pick is Jones but I believe Woodley has better odds of winning than Jones does

I don't really understand it, he taps to a knee injury and then someone insults him for it? They deserved it then

Why do people think Woodley is going to dominate Usman? For sure the guy that got wrestlefucked by RoMac is gonna defend takedowns from the best wrestler in the division. It's like Till got exposed hard, so everyone pulled a 180 and is now doing the same thing with Woodley

how do i git gud at betting lads?

gunna pick Peahead unironically lads

Tony is an ugly fucker with those ears and that hair line.

1) Parlay on all the favorites
2) Ignore WMMA
3) Profit?

g-guys
dern got preggo
how is dernmark holding up

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Torres (wmmawgaf)
Garbrandt

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Get smiffpilled

He gave up one takedown after having his kick caught in the third after Rory peppered him throughout the fight.

Anyone else find this type of shit stupid?

im scared that im on a path to become an alcholic
went friday after work to drink, went with coleague
ended up drinking till 4 am, woke up at 10am and started drinking from 12am again
and was drinking up the whole fucking day till 11pm

cope

Smoke weed instead

Yep, it's so cringe
>Dude xDDD they don't know about the memes!!! Friggin normies!

It's just not funny and cystic fibrosis is horrible.

10 best Joe Rogan post-fight interviews,

youtube.com/watch?v=-TBB0UHSfkU

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wish i had some today
my whole body hurts

So weird to see him with a normal sized head

its edgy teenager humor but I still found myself chuckling a little when I read for the first time. Its not funny or clever enough to justify the tastelessness and cruelty of the joke though

weak up jon

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for you

my work female boss slapped my ass

whats her ass like

Nice

youtu.be/Wu8SnuJ_hq0
Lmao you can hear Max scream "stop" right when Dustin is about to snap his arm.

Your boss is a man

hehe fakkin awsum buddeh

Sexual assault of a minor

thats Mazzagatti yelling not Max

thats sexual assault

He needs to rematch Stipe or Jones or else he can just vacate right now.

Literally nobody wants to see Brock Lesnar. Nobody.

Dayum

>Literally nobody wants to see Brock Lesnar. Nobody.
You really think DC/Stipe 2 or DC/JBJ 3 outsells DC/Lesnar?

Santos and Anthony Smith have both shown that 205 is the emptiest division by a landslide and by extension - both DC AND Bones are frauds.

It probably outsells the Stipe rematch on normie power but I don’t think Brock alone can even pull more than 600k buys nowadays. Jones/DC 3 at hw does better.

I used to be really socially awkward and these 2 popular girls would slap my ass to try wind me up, I used to get really annoyed by it. Now I see all these men getting done for sexual comments 6 years later but know full well I would be laughed out the door if I tried to do the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=hs9CsNErbrw&feature=youtu.be

Bellator Sucks with wannabe Connor

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The viideo of the confrontation between Bork and DC was the #1 trending video on YT.

it felt kinda weird
i know she did out of a joke
especially since we did ex nd speeda week prior to that, and were touchy feely cos of the drug, i just wouldn't want to have anything sexual with her, since i dont wan awkward scenes at my work

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Woodley
Asskren
Torres
Munhoz

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I think Till could be great at 185. I don't understand what the fuck these coaches are doing still having guys like him go through these extreme cuts.

I wonder if Luke considers suicide when he sees stuff like this, his whole life he's tried to be some MMA intellectual only to have all his takes laughed at and mocked. He flees to the discord where he does the same and this time has power to ban people and is again mocked and ridiculed senseless. He has no irl friends and doesn't train using the excuse "it's not worth it" He also pretends the bullying doesn't get to him but made 2 new reddit accounts after his old ones got found. He's never had a girlfriend and his only "friends" are guys on twitter he's never met. He licks Listers arse senseless and barely ever gets a reply.

I would feel really bad for the guy if he didn't bring it all on himself.

Jones
Twood
Asskren
wgaf
Cody

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Based

>wgaf
You automatically lose you goof. You can now at best get 4/5 picks. You'll miss the feeling of seeing your name displayed as a winner. Does that mean nothing to you? You're going to throw it all away? You want to be a goof like the rest of the goofs? Is that what you want? You know who don't give a fuck? Losers. Losers don't give a fuck but that ain't you. You're better than that. I wanna see proper picks next week. I want you to LIVE.

jannies are sleeping, enjoy some prime Ronda

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The true redpill is when you realize Yoel and Whittakan are boths CANS, GSP is the true goat

yoel is the best 41y old mma fighter ever

.... Until Bork comes back and wins the belt at 42.

atleast BJ PENN didnt duck anyone-he fought prime lyoto machida(light heavyweight) whilst he was a lightweight...GSP forever ducking tough opponents because of
>MUH LEGACY

is this shopped or have I never actually seen the full version

To all you armchair martial artists,and to those who are in awe of MMA, (gutter fighting) who do you know in modern history that developed his own martial art style ? What Bruce Lee did for the martial arts will not be duplicated in your misarable lifetimes. Bow down to the master.

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Bork was never good

Bruce lee was never good

and he is still my boy

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/heem/ BTFO

I would starch Bruce Lee. Michael J. Fox could starch Bruce Lee.

Simply developing a martial art is useless to me. What the fuck does that even mean? That's hardly an accomplishment when the art is completely obsolete respective to others. Anyone can develop a meaningless martial art. What the Gracies did for martial arts is much more admirable.

She somehow manages to look attractive there.

Want to study tape on Usman but dont want to sit through the hours of decisions

>based master of all kung fu chinks admits that someone who trained boxing and wrestling for 1 year can defeat a lifelong martial artist

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I would literally heem this actor dead

If Bruce was shown today's techniques whilst still using his own, he would 100% dominate the ufc today.

A modern MMA fighter goes off balance or abandons stance n opens up for a counterstrike when he kicks. Bruce kicks but remains balanced and 100% concentrated and you can't counterstrike him. BL is legend. Father of Martial Arts.

whoever was in the thread last night im gonna heem you

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He also conceal carried a gun everywhere he went.
He was pretty based.

based and cucuypilled

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T-Wood = powerful King Kong
Toilet Till = bitch ass Ding Dong

For Wakanda!

youtu.be/xyxEDCRRcA0

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Tyrone
Robbie
Tecia
Pedro

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>/pol/

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Tyquil
Askren
Zhang
King Cody

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Me and my brother were trying to work out which fighters are not religious but it's difficult, most of them are. Even Ferguson is. Maybe Cerrone isn't?

>pretending any of those are better than /fit/
yea go ahead and buy crypto and be a millionare that talks about jews and the earth beinf flat whilst posting about your mma waifu

Pro-tip: strike out all americans

Based Schaub knows that the good die young

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gooby
cro cop never showed his affiliation to god affaik
bork
reem

Amanda Nunes.
How can a dyke be religious?

Elias definitely isn’t

Isn't he like 40? I think it's a bit too late, bud.

#YangGang

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He has a benign brain tumor (unironically)

wow thats really mean. Whats your username on discord?

>if I win the Presidency, I'll inject myself into the private arrangements between management and labor
yeah not interested in what he's selling

Based and redpilled

main mma organization should be state owned

>You're discussing heems with a stranger
>His enjoyment of a manly hobby such as heems causes you to assume the he is a manly man
>Your opinion of this stranger is positive
>Then you find out he doesn't regularly use heroin
How much does change your opinion of this person?
Can they really be considered a man?
Will you risk continuing to associate with somebody who has homosexual tendencies such as avoiding opiates?

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>interesred in corporations buying off politicians to pass anti-labor legislation
Yikes

That would explain Tiger's seejurz.

Twitchy, save us from the discord beckies.

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Coral is flushed, Twitchy has forsaken us, /heem/ has fallen

he has a point though. that reebok deal pissed a lot of people off too.

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>privately negotiated contracts
>anti-labor legislation

Had a dream last night that I was hanging out with Sage and he was actually a dick in person. He also had a deeper voice than usual. I'm afraid he's no longer muh boy due to this.

Heroine is a pussy drug. Man up and do some blow, kid.

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>Jones
>Woodley
>Askren
>Zhang
>Munhoz

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t. thinks Smif will win
Jon loves golden brown, sweetie.

>tfw you realize Gaethje faced tougher competition in UFC than Khabib

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will you goof this time? I won for the cain card and got no bragging rights.

For sure vick is a beast of a fighter

same sort of thing happens to me all the time, I'll get to know somebody, think they're pretty cool, naturally offer to smoke some meth with em, and it seems like 8 or 9 times out of 10 they get all weird and antsy, make up some excuse and then leave. Like whatever I'm s'posed to take you seriously now?

one of the many reasons Gaycheese is my boy, hes gunna walk right up to Barboza and put him to sleep

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Lawler
Zhang
Cody

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absolutely texecuted

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Based AJ quads of truth

>purposefully misreading

>thinking the designation of UFC fighters as mere contractors has any precedent or standing outside the corrupt corporatism of the modern age

>he unironically thinks underpaying and undercovering is just

BIG yikes my guy

JUSTing gaycheese is going to have multiple craters in his skull after barboza wheel kicks him into orbit over and over

no way dude!!!

floe

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Scatty is James Vick confirmed, fucking knew it

gaycheese has the most laughable "pressure" of all time. he's not going to read barboza's distance quick enough and i mean it's not like the idiot has defense to begin with

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>thinks the government can help

Vick got a mad phat hog on him for sure.

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m8 that fight was over 7 years ago

Favoruite feameil fighgter?

Lads I really couldn't see Khabib holding Eddie down, I'm gutted that fight never happened.

Bones
Woodly
Askren
>wmma
Cody

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>thinks the government can legislate
Yeah how crazy right?

Lads. Hey lad. Lad. Laddies

Shut the fuck up bitch

im not taking your pick if you dont pick one of the fights lol

Smith
Woodley
Askren
Lel aho cares
Munhoz (Garbrandt retires after thisnloss)

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Your pick isn’t getting taken if you don’t pick a fight

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbrandt

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Woodley u/2.5 is free money. Usman will drop his left hand after meat hooking in the pocket and subsequently get gadoosh’d

smif
woodley
lawler
torres
cody

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thought you were done dernposting my guy

He'll never fucking stop. I just want her to get heemed so we can mock him, like when she missed weight by a half tonne

Dern will be 200lbs+ by the end of her pregnancy, shes never making 123.4lbs again

Yeah, she's gonna hit 200 real fucking fast.

Government is the opposite of Midas, everything they touch turns to shit

Based and Rothbardpilled

Bruce lee was a manlet gook actor.
>if
How? Cte man has meme arm punches and has taken the most damage ever in the ufc. He just puts his arms up and gets hit between his arms with no head movement. Hes a meme fighter where as barboza is an actual fighter. Barboza has too many tools to lose to a guy who has 1/10 striking defense.

>fighters getting horribly mistreated is ideal

>the government enforcing the current labor laws is ideal

...

Take the anti-state pill you dumb fuck.

Either way, who is your favorite feemail fighter?

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbrandt

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Good picks

Only if he took the smifpill, he would be correct.

A top NCAA counter wrestler beats Khabib. Gaycheese and Gillespie both.

Coral Springs is not my lover. He's just a boy that says that Schaub is the GOAT. But Big Brown is not my GOAT.

Only absolute casuals think beating Khabib is something spectacular.

yeah just like it was for till against woodley

It just takes someone who has better wrestling and can shut him down. That person just doesn't seem to exist yet.

You can’t complain about the state while simultaneously applauding the state enforcing freedom and the current corporate influenced government enforced judicial activism that lets the UFC and global corporatism get away with the current gutted labor landscape for sure, b

Davi Ramos beats Khabib

I like smith. I think during he Gus fight Jons boxing defense was bad. jon was getting tagged while being pressured, and was also out of breath after rd 1. But, jones has phenominal takedowns and I think he'll get smif down and get the TKO. I don't think smith will be able to get back up and separate without being mat returned. Smif could win with pressure and by gassing jones, but the odds of it happening are small. Jones 70/30

>the state enforcing freedom

:DDDDDDDDDDDD

Khabib got manhandled by fucking Tibau. He probably loses to anyone with even decent wrassling. Poirier decisions him for sure. He heems Tony though.

did gallagher win

I don't think it's spectacular. I want to see the can crusher exposed. He's been given tailor made opponents.

Yep. Sub.

Both Gillespie and gaethje have shown they can completely dismantle the bodylock TD with ease and come out on top of that scramble. Khabib also doesn't like pressure from watching th Gooby fight and also he has delicate knees w lots of surgeries on them.

He's one of the worst champs in recent history for sure, only Bisping can rival him in this regard.

Shut it u plonker

>That person just doesn't seem to exist yet
Pick any wrestler at 170. Kebab chooses the death cut for a reason.

unironically in the lead for my 2020 vote

now thats a hot take I can get into

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either stipe or vacate and fight jones at LHW tbqh
him fighting lewis was a joke

>from the best wrestler in the division
woodley isn't fighting askren tho

does that make you want to see DC dab on brock any more

k

So does Tony have autism or what?

How ashamed are you of your country right now?

Yes. When there are laws in place that say you can’t enslave people that is essentially the state enforcing your freedom from slavery. Or the government ensuring freedom of the market by making laws against itself interfering in the market. Semantics but words have meanings for a reason. Which is why non-anarchist anti-statists amuse me. Ultimately anarchist society is utopic in theory but we are nowhere near that point and it more likely than not requires a mixed planned-classic liberal system to achieve that. Similar to Marx requiring total state control to achieve total freedom.

See the picture I attached as proof that Calendar is the spammer. He deleted this picture from the /hoc/ thread it's the same tripcode and same picture he spams of RoryFan. Here is the link to the deleted post. For some reason the mod won't ban him.:

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tripcode/5mXD.demSs/deleted/deleted/

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I haven’t seen Gaethje actually grapple in the UFC, Eddie took him down momentarily but he rolled out of it. Haven’t seen too much of his WSOF days but it was mostly striking from what I saw.

Smith
Usman
Askren
Torres
Garabandt

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You're the kind of person who owns Nintendo Switch, aren't you?

any guesses on what announcement is?

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Very sad people still try to frame calendar. He left his templates here a few weeks ago for anybody to use.

something we already know

Poones and Poonsaroff getting married.

Calendar is not THE spammer but merely A spammer that THE spammer and/or other spammers have taken up the moniker and/or posting venacular and prose of,

MODS: See the link and picture (same tripcode and image he spams you've deleted tons of times). He is the spammer.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91067624/#91095974

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This is Calendar. He also refuses to take your pick unless it includes WMMA if the tripcode spam isn't proof enough.

BONES
T-WOOD
FUNKY
MAGNUM
NO LOVE

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Nigga you are confusing BJ Penn with Nick Diaz and no one called you out. The absolute state of heem

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Swing and a miss big guy

Mods you are completely corrupt if you don't ban him. I just exposed him once again.

No. And I accept your concession. The modern paleo conservative/libertarian/centrist is merely a misnomer for corporate cuck/neoliberal/neoconservative. Both subsects of which are either willfully unaware of their actual ideologies or willfully lying about their actual intentions. From a deep-rooted moral grounding, is there really a difference between ignorance and deliberation?

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holy shit what in the world is his lmao

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This is the one.

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Now that's what I call hella fricken based post.

Lmao shut the fuck up Maricon

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Reported., Again.

it helps when they give you a fat manlet to fight

Conor should tweet this to him.

>unironically thinking smith can win
delusional pickers

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Jonny "Bones" Jones
Tyrone
Asskren
Tecia Torres (wgaf)
Cody

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In order to be logically and in this case as well, morally consistent. You need to be a totalitarian abolitionist in legislation as a whole.

Gonna put a bet on Jones, Woodley and Gall winning. Any opinions?

A PACK OF LOSERS

>Jeff, I want a divorce

Jones
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Lawler
Torres
Garbrandt

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I’m not even joking when I say he could hypothetically beat up Jon worse than Gus did the first time. Ultimately the C factor will be if Smith can maintain his gas and defend the takedown assuming it goes into the later rounds. Needs to protect his body and legs especially. Don’t respond.

has Sm*th ever defended a takedown lmao?

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I’ve learned over the years that there is no such thing as a “safe” parlay. I’d take 3 individual bets on those guys straight up though

Anybody making picks this early is a complete knucklehead, anybody placing bets this early is a total mark, fite me

Usman has better chance at beating Woodley than Askren at beating Lawler.

forget gall, put it on garbrandt instead.

Usman has zero chance at beating woodley besides a split decision. Lawler needs to retire, he's been done for a long time now. Askren gonna retire him for sure.

>f-for sure c-conor is actually shook!! aldo h-has it in the b-bag!!
Oof

i'll heem you pack of losers!

Jon
Kamaru
Robbie
Torres
Cody

>Askren gonna retire Lawler

This is the most retarded take I've heard in a long time.

people who have picked Usman: how do you think he beats Woodley?

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first round knockout

Jon
Tyrone
Robbie
Zhang
Cody

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Usman can fight at range, push an innumerable pace, and grind on and ride on Woodley in the clinch, yes homo. His cage wrestling also benefits him but is also neutralized early on by Woodley’s cage wrestling defense. Unfortunately for him he’s way to sloppy in the pocket and has the glaring flaw of dropping his left hand after striking which sizzles on Woodley’s right hand. Usman makes too many errors like lunging and reaching to close the distance striking for my liking. He is going to be Woodley’s most powerful opponent engaging him in grappling by far and the best wrestler in a while. The mix of wrestling and striking will make Woodley hesitant at first. However my models have Woodley at 70% chance of winning, Usman 29%, 1% neither. Ultimately Usman has the tools but not the technique or finesse to beat Woodley

>Usman can beat woodley
This is the most retarded take i've ever heard.
You'll be nowhere in sight when woodley KO's that bum in the first 2.

Decision, submission, tko/ko, dq

lmao is that u weasle?

>making weight and being fight ready is easy
>who is cain velasquez and when did he blow his knee in a public open workout?

Muh models. Stfu you sperg before I heem you

Didn’t say that. Appearances are merely misleading

Anecdotes aren’t applicable universally. Cain won the story of the fight

*pulls a gun to under your chin*
What’s that faggot? Say it loud and clear for everyone in the back?

jealous yank

Poovince St. Poo

>Cain won the story of the fight
top kek

Reminder that Bisping retired GSP.

Reminder that Hendricks retired GSP

Dude lost 2 rounds to Lombard

Reminder that GSP is a quitter

yes theres where he draws his power from. he literally has autism awareness in his twitter bio

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Reminder that Bisping was low hanging fruit

Lombard is a beast

not many people know this but the Lombardi Trophy is named after Hector Lombard

Holy shit this fucking idiot is still going
mobile.twitter.com/erykanders/status/1099693258735640577

Smif
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbrandt

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Disregard these picks here: , forgot picture
Jon
Kamaru
Robbie
Torres
Cody

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>tfw 300 lbs and tapping blue belts with top pressure
Hahahaha

I have never checked a low kick in my life, miss me with that gay shit.

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1099791487133458432?s=20

based
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Fuck off retard

Based Gilberto

Woodley is the GOAT you nigger, there's just no chance Bum Askren is beating Robbie.

Stale gimmick that only baits newfags and giant retards at this point. Just give it up

Had to block Ariel on Twitter. Tweets became so nauseatingly patronizing and insincere. Has more clearly than ever became a company man now.

>heem has degenerated to autists argueing who gets to make a thread
>autists whining about banning eachother
>wmma posters
Just send this semen slurping (((sport))) to asp already.

>via sign language

Wake up Jon, it's over

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Found the newfag

>Connor shills still citing a fight 4 + years agoagainst a Manlet.

Deaf people can read lmao

Why nobody gives Holloway the goat status

Relies on his chin too much, never faced a wrestler, cutbaby, defence isn't as good as Rogan pretends

Mostly because of the word "greatest" but with some added consideration to the term "of all time"

soo do they do a meme belt at FW while Max is off fighting for a meme belt at LW?

Who has the highest takedown % in UFC history?

Hint: Pic related
Hint #2: It's Robert "Bobby Knuckles" Lawler

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>Tony would destroy him
nah, it would be hard. Al is okay at everything, not great at anything, but his style makes it hard to beat by pure pressure.

That’s not true though.

>fOuNd tHe nEwfAg
No sweetie

do you mean takedown defence?

Who is Ali Abdelaziz?

youtube.com/watch?v=497PenPIuwA

Known truth: Across all universii Aldo beats Max most of the time

lol jesus christ luke

Not only true but also factual

What are some good storied fights where the moderation staff ignores evidence and allows a spammer to post with impunity? Lazy, incompetent, corrupt dirtbags.

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/91067624/#91095974

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OffenSe cucknuck

You're getting worked hard six ways from sunday blud.

Realistically what is next for tony? He just denied his last title shot chance and every good fighter has a fight already, fuck.

I would heem the everloving shit out of you faggot

you'll do nothing you fucking zilch

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Does anybody honestly think Jon Jones has a chance this weekend? I mean honestly when was the last time we even heard about his picogram levels? I bet he's chasing the dragon just trying to catch a buzz like most maintenance junkies, if we don't hear anything by the end of the week he's done, for sure

oh 100% bee

Guess which /heem/ poster this is:

instagram.com/p/BuSJ_pVH9re/

shadow of a living god

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They'll keep offering him shit fights with no upside until he eventually accepts one and gets flushed, career is forgotten with zero legacy while cheating faggot mediocrities like Khabib GSP and some fat nog are on Mt Rushmore

Tony is MMAs Van Gogh

Max couldn't even finish Lamas.

>this is how americans """""park""""""

dominick cruz strolls the meat packing district

>instagram.com/p/BuSJ_pVH9re/
What's with all these people having instagram accounts suddenly why did you all make them?

I think a lot of women would be attracted to Mike 'Platinum' Perry.

Smith
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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you're redlining that you don't own that camaro

very bad forming

Who do you think makes these threads?

Is Bork Lester a good?

Jon "Bones" Jones
Tyron "The Chosen One" Woodley
Ben "Funky" Askren
Weili "Magnum" Zhang
Cody "No Love" Garbrandt

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no

If I follow you guys will anything happen to me?

please post in my new thread i took a break from Yea Forums to come on Yea Forums

> What happened?
Your gullibility was exposed.

JJ
TWood
Ruthless
>WMMA (The Lesbian?)
Garbage Bag

thank you calendar

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>heeming anyone
>posting on heem
Pick one.

People who don't train shouldn't be allowed to discuss the sport.

Not an argument

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twitter.com/punisher_bass

Thoughts on moderator derek schott of bloodyelbow.com?

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no one cares gimp

Agreed, but Mma isnt a sport tho. I think there should be a physical fitness test, under a 7 minute mile, 100 sit ups in under 5 minutes, 100 push ups in under 5 minutes, 20 pull ups in under 5 minutes. Anyone who cant complete all, cant post, or they can, but they get a red asterisk by their name.

Will Derek's heart make it to 40 years of age? lol what a fat fucking ameritard

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new thread:

>

List your top 5 favourite bands. No trolling.

>100 push ups in under 5 minutes
>100 sit ups in under 5 minutes

here's what that looks like

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>under a 7 minute mile
lol nice standards you've got there fatass
fucking rose ran 5:30 as a literal kid

You'd be surprised at how out of shape the majority of the population is

yeah like they always say elite runners make the best fighters

Edward William Barton-Wright invented the concept of mixing different styles long before Bruce Lee. The true inventor of modern MMA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartitsu

Smif
Woodley
Askren
The Chinger
Cody (although I want him lose)

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fake and gay

moron

>ran a 5:30 mile as an 80lb kid
Durrrrrr! Jee i wonder why?
I didnt set the bar very high you literal autist.

>modest mouse
>joy division
>helmet
>fugazi
>the dks
list yours

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Garbrandt

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Huh? Female 5:30 is pretty good, my best mile was only like 4:40

People who don't at least watch Bas Rutten's instructional videos*

Rolling Stones
The Beatles
AC/DC
Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
;)

>durrr only runners can run fast
Wrong.Its simple cardio. Most boxers run as much as people who only run.

interesting. i would heem you

based non-contrarian boomer

Favourite interview moments?

youtube.com/watch?v=V1R50LpFh_M

Who’s your favorite fighter? I’m guessing either GSP or Anderson Silva

>Jewel
>Tracy Bonham
>Fiona Apple
>The Cardigans
>Natalie Merchant

>4:40 mile
Wow your larp gets smaller and smaller with each post. Keep posting, your only 30 seconds from a world record and already beat the women's world recprd for fastest mile.

One of the “obvious” picks (Jones, Woodley, No Chin) is going to fuck it up for everyone isn’t he?

Stemm
Limp Bizkit
Eminem
Korn
Staind

t. zane simon

i was being sarcastic

Pantera
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Robert Earl Keen
UGK

/fit/ is unironically the best board of the five and it’s not even close

I'm worried about my Lawler and Asskren pick desu

I literally don't know what you're getting at here that was my first post today and the mile record is a lot faster than that, somebody broke 4:00 a gazillion years ago it's the gold standard for actually being decent at the mile.

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>people picking Cody

You guys should post your favorite fighter alongside these. I want to see how closely they match up

braindead vain narcissistic shallow bisexual luka magnotta tattooed cuck detected

Absolutely. I'm betting on it Cody

In many ways Cody is the best fighter at 135

>tfw my mile is 7 minutes

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>this man lives in the united kingdom in 2019 and he has the taste of a midwestern teenager from 2005

am i in the fuckin twilight zone

30 seconds is a massive gap. The women’s record is also 4:13

midwestern teenagers are the tastemakers of the modern age. american cultural hegemony wins again

I think people are forgetting that blood orc is really fucking good. Askren probably 30-27’s him though.

favorite fighter is colin fletcher for sure

I honestly think my heart would give out if I tried going for a run

like hell you can run a four fucking minute mile

he has pretty good tdd. you don’t think he can avoid the takedown?

I can't it's just the standard for competing at a high level

only one way to find out fatty

>instagram.com/p/BuSJ_pVH9re/
add me bro, ill follow back

your instagram is boring as fuck

no probably not

I'm not fat

Pantera
Black Sabbath
Iron Maiden
Robert Earl Keen
UGK

Anderson Silva
Machida
Fedor
Hendo
Cowboy Cerrone

lmao bro you pick up some dope threads at ross?

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boomer picks all around but highly respectable

Drake
Lil Pump
Future
Meek Mill
69

Khabib
Jones
Cejudo
Adesanya
Nunes

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are you a homosexual or a woman? either is fine i’m just curious.

I am unabashedly a stereotypical 30 something year old boomer

>cody was supposed to be a gimme W for cruz

no bully

Frank Ocean, Death Grips, Radiohead, Tribe Called Quest, Flying Lotus

Jon Jones, Robbie Lawler, Tony Ferguson, Al Iaquinta, Marlon Moraes

These people are getting heemed off of the stage at the oscars. Everyone watch

this nigga really got a portal to 2012 Yea Forums open in another tab

What is Yea Forums like now? I haven't been there in a few years. Between Yea Forums Yea Forums and Yea Forums, Yea Forums always had the best taste

Any of the prelims from yesterday worth watching?

I feel like people on Yea Forums are too scared to say what they honestly think and just go with obscure = better.

While Yea Forums kinda just says whatever they want and Yea Forums you can’t even tell when people are being serious half the time it’s all veiled bait under two levels of irony.

Best fight was Grant v. Pedersoli
Teymur v. Fishgold was good
Macedo v. Robertson had fun BJJ

Jones
Tyrone
Askren
Torres
No Dad

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Yea Forums is a gigantic festering circlejerk now

whenever i go there for the production general it's always just kpop and 5x5 threads

I like both Vitor and Hendricks. Vitor never fell as hard as Hendricks, or as fast. Look at Vitor's record, everybody that ever beat him is a fucking monster. His WORST lost is Lyoto Machida, and that was in the Bellator retirement league.

Hendricks just ended tragically.

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Yeah I guess but the obscurity obsession leads to genuine musical discovery and a broadening of taste. Yea Forums just shitposts about the same things and doesn't attempt to like unique films. Yea Forums can only evaluate games by their objective metrics which I find to be supremely retarded

it's fine to like obscure music i don't think anyone disagrees with that but what a lot of people on mu like to do is claim that their taste is better because it's more obscure which is obviously garbage logic

v. true it's definitely retarded but also hard to shit on people for liking music that you haven't listened to which is why they get away with it

really? i feel like the main problem woth mu is that it’s embraced that poptimism too much and most threads now are either of shitty pop or garbage hip hop rather than genuinely interesting artists

Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Ben Askren
Weili Zhang
Cody Garbrandt

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This is a good time to point out just how spineless pitchfork is now, the only band they can shit on now is Greta Van Fleet, just sad.

Sidenote: I saw GVF live after one of my buddies friends cancelled and their live show was surprisingly great.

For me, it's Valerie

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that was based on my understanding of mu which could very well be quite outdated

Mine as well

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for me it's the mohegun sun resort and casino uncasville ct

muh dick

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Cheating eye gouger. Fuck this fat coon.

always liked diego ferreira

Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Robbie Lawler split decision
Weili Zhang
Pedro Munhoz

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Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Robbie Lawler
Tecia Torres
Cody Garbrandt

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[Post insulting your favourite fighter and questioning his ability]

shut the fuck up [rival of my favorite fighter]fag

>splitting wigs
>busting cheeks

[Post insinuating that you are very angry attached with an image of a smug frog]

[post insinuating that you could both be right, it's just a matter of how differently one could interpret an objective reality]

[Post disagreeing with your rationale, reinstating the point that your favourite fighter isn't very good and making light of his career performances. Also a suggestion that he will not do well in his next fight and could potentially lose]

[Objectifies female fighters anus]

Cringe

*heems you*

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fagits

[Post pointing out user's obvious homosexuality with an ending that focuses on his assumed race]

[Post expressing displeasure at others posts while adding nothing of substance to the thread]

[random hate due to an inability to conform to a group setting]

[schaubism framed in a way to make your viewpoint look silly]

[Post containing overused meme to try and mock user]

I hate this thread now

[post requesting to be in the epic /r/Yea Forums screenshot]

[new thread link]

It's over so don't worry senpai

I pray they let it die, have you gone to the new thread yet?

No I'm not ready to make that jump

Jones
Woodley
Askren
Torres
Garbage

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Jon Jones
Tyron Woodley
Robbie Lawler
Tecia Torres (who cares)
Cody Garbrandt

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Jones

I will heem you for such a basic list.