Official Chelsea vs Manchester City Carabao Cup Final match thread 1

>jorginho
easy city victory

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>Ngubu doesn't start
He's better than poodro.

Is there VAR in this?

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Is this not being broadcast in the us?

what's the difference between this and fa cup

Sarri with a high IQ move playing false 9 here. Hopefully that will help stabilize the left side of the defense.

Cheeky sufferball win incoming boys

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ESPN+

ESPN + silly goy

So...
12x0 this time?

>higuain benched

why

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get a stream my dude

>boomers want me to pay 109418501 $ a month for 50 different channels to be able to watch all the games

>Just pay for a fast internet connection and stream everything 1080p via ACE

P2P is the best lads. As long as we can use it with streaming, filesharing and crypto the boomers and normies are BTFO by default

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people barely care about the fa cup, no one cares about this one

Hazard is a lazy piece of shit defensively. Pedro and Willian theoretically will help the defense.

sarri tries to recreate that win from few months ago. There was hazard as a false nine then and it worked very good.

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Fucking kikes
I’m working on my computer today sadly

i suggest you google 'acestream' and 'security risk'.

even less people watch this fucking trash

>google

boomer detected

anyone got a stream? reddit cucks banned the subreddits and footybite only covers league games

Terry: "he loves winning trophies"
kek

what, what the fuck do zoomers use then?

footybite.com/football/chelsea-vs-manchester-city-live-stream/

?

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duckduckgo

child

bing

bing and duckduckgo

there are new subreddits poppooing up as soon as the other ones get banned
literally google reddit soccer streams and the latest one will be 1st

you are literally dumber and have less common sense than a reddit poster

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duck&bingpilled, respect

Retard detected

Time for Chelshit to get wrecked again and for Sarri to get the sack.

What is the point of England have 2 cups?

More money

horrendous feet tbqfh

Whoever wins, we lose

its like a participation award for the lower divisions
like agreeing to dance with your little cousin at a wedding

How do girls this mediocre get hired? There's girls much prettier working behind the bars in my 2 locals

i think we here, on Yea Forums, on a sunday afternoon, are used to losing chum
prolly have some self esteem left

i've gotta start looking at the flag before reading a post

self-censorship
truly an american

it was introduced to encourage clubs to build stadium lights

football is the only thing that blocks out the pain. except drugs of course

Feels good to be about to win another title

WE ARE MAN CITY
AND WE'RE ON OUR WAY BACK

I can't find a stream, subreddit is down wtf

>ON OUR WAY BACK
to what?

>Eating cheese doritos with a cold mountain dew while enjoying Higuain getting destroyed in yet another final in 1080p quality

How can drugs even compete?

i am going to research this and if it's not true your mother will die in her sleep

To Manchester with another title in our pockets

Being mediocre

Get a clue, you pleb
footybite.com/football/chelsea-vs-manchester-city-live-stream/

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About time Sarri noticed making Hazard (doesn't defend), Alonso (can't defend) and Luiz (activates 7-1 mode on you) play on the same side makes for a shit defense.

New subs pop up every weekend, currently it's this one

reddit.com/r/redsoccer/comments/au8kzb/1630_gmt_chelsea_vs_manchester_city_efl_cup_final/

Will Chelsea lose by more or less than Burton lost to Man City by in the semis?
Place bets now

Dont you have bananas to peel?

read:
dumb cunts

>city have more fans in the stadium than chelsea
OH NO NO NO NO

Those sky player portraits are so weird
david luiz looks full on black

>Chelshit

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based

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>tfw a woman ten years older than you gives you her skygo hd sports, movies and box sets package details
>tfw going to win a lot of money on today's game and go on holiday with her and have lots of sex
gon be gud lads

makes one think

>Willian starting

Chelsea will score

That city team looks very english.

It soon fades user. When your tolerances build up unconsciousness is the only respite.

FUCK THE QUEEN

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>Not kneeling
Racist bastards!

STAND UP

HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

It's easier to travel down the M1 to Wembley Park than travel through central London from Chelsea.

Being a zoomer who's never travelled anywhere you wouldn't know that.

>tfw Foden is 18 and on the bench for a cup final
It never even began.

dubs and 6-0 to chelshit

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>these fucking sky line up pictures

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>My son's wife

Sky is owned by Jews in case it wasn't obvious

>no CHO

go fuck yourself fucking italian hag

>when the adrenochrome hits

Reminder that when the fun stops, STOP!

Wew lad. Just a 2-1 I'm afraid.

one word: cycling

Based

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I'm sure making Luiz look a bit darker is all part of the spooky jew conspiracy

>half the City squad last played in the League Cup in the final last year

No wonder all their kids are leaving

thinking city are going to smash them

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>alonso not playing

Slow progress it seems, but progress.

who 0-6 here

I reckon De Bruyne should drop to the bench so that the MAESTRO Bernardo could play in a more central role with Sané starting on the right side

But then again, what do i know?

>expecting to start a cup final at 18
wut

is Murdoch a jew?

lol

>City mascot called Mohammed
kek

WTF JORGINHO

WTF. should be straight red.

The fastest foul I've seen in me life

>Sarri setting up the exact same way as he did in the 6-0

I thought the Carabao Cup was for teams that are in the EFL (under Premier League) so then how are Man City and Chelsea in it?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT START

Just make everyone look darker across the board. If the jews were specifically targeting David then I'd have to guess that they found out he secretly posts here.

come on citeh

We got /VAR/ in this game?

>Aguero already diving

If digits fans burn Sarri's car with him inside

You thought wrong

>this start
What is wrong with this sport? Things were never this bad before.

You thought wrong.

>literally 1 second gone
>jorginho already given away the ball

no this is INGERLAND lad
we just call the ref a wanker

>no yellow

shitty finna get dabbed on

Sarri lives to smoke another day

Sarri's gameplan was to heem Aguero

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Wrong was your thought.

Does the score start at 0-0 or 0-6 today?

Anyone actually tried Caraboo drink?

Vans Trophy m8

*writes*

Yes, Hazard plays as le false 9 because he refuses to defend and sticking him forward minimizes the need for him to do that or participate in team play, it also minimizes the time he can possibly hog the ball.

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nicotine is pathetic

Your thought was wrong

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The hell is the name of Chelsea's goal

i only drink monsters and rockstar

Dubs and De Bruyne gets cucked again by one of his teammates

Yeah tasted like every other energy drink

"idiot"

>both in blue

lads, how do you pronounce arrizabalaga?

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should i be drinking coffee during all nighters or energy drinks??

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Been asking that since no football director and the board buying players like Barkley instead of Sancho.

Posty McNet

Dubs and i eat my own poop

arrizabalaga

>7 minutes without any goals

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Energy drinks are horrible

>Emerson
who?

rip in pieces

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Well

You could probably drink more coffee. Energy drinks always make me feel sick if I have more than one can

Sm - ith

ok...

coffee
energy drinks have too much sugar

Oh no, guess i'll have to eat my own poop now. Fuck :_:

You can't cuck De Brown

amphetamine paste is probly healthier for you

Smoking is cool

Wtf Figo

>name of Chelsea's goal
the fuck does this mean

go on user, you have to

Arriaga 2

Äyrisäbälägäh

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ah-reez-uh-beh-loo-guh

you should plan your time better and sleep

do it, do not post pics

caca

...

forgot this kicked off at half past

Wrong thought

a ritha bala ga

amphetamine>nicotine

arrisabalaga

Will this game slurp more semen than Man U - LIiv?

HOW is that not a foul?

t. Heinrich Dietmar Souza

Cannabis is fine. Tabacco is literal cancer.

>that fucking refball
you just know john moss has a big barrel full of oil money at home

Didn't know Sarriball was parking the bus and countering

Too early in a final.

Sarri's leaving after this, right?

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tuck in lad

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Of course city's cheating.

>tabacco
reminder that weed will make you a retard

That was a fucking foul.

>Kante making runs in behind
I would like to know why

chile

DUDE

Based Pep trying to win a trophy with a fucking ucranian in his starting eleven.

What a mad man

cannabis is far too intoxicating to be useful.

because being a defence only mong doesn't work in high level football

that reff is fucking FAT

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>Cannabis is fine. Tabacco is literal cancer.

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Maybe if you're smoking it as a 14 year old. Other than that it's fine, literally. I could munch a space cake right now with absolutely 0 relevant negative effects to my body.

Is Carabao only big overseas? Like does this competition get so much interest that a US drink sponsors it? Granted I never look at energy drinks, but it's never at the meal deal bit or at a bar. I've never seen anyone drinking one.

Chelsea will win

Also fuck this ref

>It's another refball episode

All so tiresome.

Whats wrong with Cannabis ?

why is my nigga sane not playin

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

texted my weed guy on Thursday, said he'd be round sometime Saturday. still waiting lads...

That fact this match isn't on the BBC or ITV is fucking laughable.

Weed and tobacco are both awful

he certainly is, I never understood how a referee could be so fat. It's an embarrassment to English football tbqh

based

What does Jorginho do?

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>Didn't punctuate, capitalise or use correct grammar.
>Calls someone a retard for doing the same.
Hmm

I've only seen it at Poundland. Plus don't they also sponsor Chelsea?

inb4 120 minutes of high level semen slurping

>US
it's thai

I’m sorry lad

alonso will kill another person
trips confirm

weed is fine 2bh it's just the insufferable people that smoke it religiously

Is Zinchenko any good?

It's healthier and more useful than alcohol. Even a single glass of beer reduces your life expectancy. There's literally no health benefits to alcohol at all according to modern research. People have this idea that moderate drinking is healthy or beneficial in some way but it's been found not even a single glass is acceptable.

>lots and lots of empty seats
So this is the power of english football?

are Chelsea trying to win via penalty kicks?

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Why are people who smoke weed so obnoxious?

>Kante should play DM

LOL

BBC is broke, they cant afford to host big games anymore

I assume sponsoring the cup was their entry strategy for the UK market

>He doesn't have multiple plugs

Your own fault m8

everyone is onbnoxious about something man, it's no big deal. You just have more important things to be obnoxious about, you have more going on in your life :-)

the only thing they can afford is the fucking snooker

he's alright usually but he's shit as a left back

Reducing life expectancy seems beneficial to me

Will be kino.

Boo hoo, a few less months of being a dementia ridden nutter who shits themselves.

>david luiz
release

the worst thing about weed is the ridiculous opinions non-smokers have about smokers and the fact that they love to share that opinion.

and shit fa cup draws like accrington stanley vs welling united

Where the fuck do you live? Alaska? Takes at most 30 minutes to get weed.

Too busy paying for pedo pimps

holds it....holds it...HOLDS IT....passes backwards...holds it

>Luiz
every time I watch a Chelsea game he's fucking horrendous what is it with him lads

>morata
>giroo
>higuain
state

I'm drunk

yeah, i know but this guy's a friend and he never deals in shitty weed.

also, no one will believe this but he literally just texted me and will be here within the hour. second half's gonna be better than the first.

kepa to score tripple somersault own goal next

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HAH

anime

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>he doesn't like big snoop

Cringe and bluepilled

Because if they smoke it twice a week or more, they're effectively permanently intoxicated, which leads to them believing they're not intoxicated.

i feel like alcohol has psychological benefits in moderation. if it takes someone a few drinks to loosen up enough to go outside and be social when otherwise they'd just be inside masturbating i feel the trade off is worth it health wise. I'm not anti cannabis by any means, for the record.

Lads for fashion I just unironically copy what I see Pep wear on the touchline

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I'm fond of Willian for his service to the club, but he literally looks like a lesbian

but this guy comes to my door with his bag of goodies

thanks for the dopamine

Only tweens and chavs have energy drinks anyway.

>Kepa Arrizabilgiata
'es da keepah innit

Ever watched PSG or Brazil? He's dreadful there too. Garbage player and the sort of liability you'd have on the pitch in the championship because you need a free kick taker.

>he's a friend

You're probably being scammed. They're always your "friend". They're salesman so they'll do everything to make you comfortable and trusting.

wouldve made a tasty travesti in another life...
sigh

what an incredibly strange post

Lads I cant handle another boring game

Same here

did chelshit even touch the ball

He's stylish but it's expensive stuff and I think you'd need to be mid 30s plus.

I've been single for a year now and need to seriously think fashion and fitness. I look a bit like Ander Herrera so I'm never going to blow anyone away but don't know what the fuck to do.

Plus everyone just dates on tinder now or something so I have to learn to take pics

I don't know what you two little shits are talking about, he is a good player and makes great deep passes.

sad post tbqh
i both trust and am comfortable around my friends...

>trusting a dealer stupid enough to drive with weed in his car

unless your in a legal state in which case, congratulations

I literally have no idea about fashion, I've been alternating between two pairs of jeans and six or seven long sleeved tops for about four years.

cant even remember what a goal feels like

>not growing your own

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plenty of semen slurping afoot today...

Giroud when?

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>dates
>tinder

m8....

this but with 4 tops

another tedious game

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>replay shows pedro diveded
>nobody on commentary mentions it

So this... Is the power of Carabao Cup...

Everybody is asleep,2 boring games

watch neverkusen v dortmund then

draws should only be worth .5 points.

Drug dealers are never your friend. They pretend to be but they're not.
If you're good at reading people you'll notice it.
How much does he charge you for an ounce?

>sarriball
>tiki tiki

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>walker

>Drug dealers are never your friend. They pretend to be but they're not.
thanks Byker Grove

What a great game

Friendly reminder that Morata scored for Atletico today

i have mates that became dealers, and some that i became mates with when they dealt, and stayed friends with when they stopped
you sound like a sad homeschooled insulated isolated midwestern mammas boy

>90 minutes 0-0 earlier
>120 minutes 0-0 in this game
>even the penalty shootout is boring

"high drama" on this super sunday proclaim sky sports on their evening round up

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>concede a yellow card to make a statement towards your teammates

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Get your hair cut Dave

Is the Premier League, dare I say it, plastered in cum?

stop talking to me
i'm sorry you find it so difficult to believe that someone could have a friend

why the fuck is this clown playing

yo lil donnie!

Trying to help the guy. Seems vulnerable. If this guy has been friends with the guy since forever then that's different. If he met a random dealer who he thinks is his friend and buys off him because of that, then he's being played.

what if the pitch shrunk for every 5 minutes without a goal

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Didnt this happen in the old Virtua Fighter if neither player had done any damage?

lol ok thanks mum

*slurps*

>another 0-0

the burgers are laughing at us again

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Pedro is fucking done

hmmm
how about mechanical goalposts which move apart until a goal is scored?

HUUUUUUUUUUR I'M DAVID LUIZ
DUUUUUURRRRRRRR I WANNA PLAY LONG BALLS NOW NOW NOW

Please don't tell me I'm going to watch two 0-0's in a row today

it should be illegal to pass back past the half way line

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When the FUN stops STOP

Then there would be even less goals you fuckin plank

imagine thinking liverpool deserve to win the pl over man city

you're going to watch two 0-0s in a row today

i like that. much easier to implement than my idea

>KDB is good at passing
lmao

barclay does nothing

>de bruyne still not back from injury 100% and playing worse because of it
>start him every game
pep is a genius

>Seems vulnerable

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When the fun stops it's time to double down

>wants drugs
>agrees to fee for amount of drugs
>somehow getting played

so this is the power of the premier league

who counts their yawns

What's he writing?

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I guess I know even less than I thought. I'm sure people still meet at clubs, but I'm just too old for that. Maybe I never knew how adults met

I'm having fun, lads. Game could use a Chelsea goal though

Here's how you win this game if you are Poop Guardiola
>De Bruyne off
>Sané on

Even the bench looks bored out of their minds.

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luckily penalties will prevent that
and also chelsea losing 4-0 by end of 90 minutes will prevent that too

Is Barkley the greatest ever Chelsea player to wear the number 8 shirt?

fun needs to start first lad.

this super semen sunday has been a waste of a day - could have done some chores instead

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Do you have any hobbies? Are you part of any clubs or organisations?

Why does Sarri refuse to play CHO?

I just don't see chelsea scoring any time soon with that front line, i don't know what they expect

I'd have to see a list but no

>yeah friend how about you hold all these drugs for me
>you are my friend right?

Well I could be studying right know instead of watching this semen slurping match but

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still busy writing down Higuain's order for takeaway from before the match started

>woke up early to watch this

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he is healed, he's out of touch with the ball and lacking game awarenes from not playing in a long time. Pepe is dumb but De Bruine has to play more minutes to get back in shape

For real though at this point there is nothing to loose considering the other option is Pedro

>SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

i grudgingly admire your persistence with this strange, slanted view on life

says more about your decision making then the quality of the match

Damn David Silva’s hair transplants are the best I’ve seen in my life

What's the point of this cup? Is it just goyims trying to exploit players so they have more shekels?

At least this match can't end in a draw

Still pretty boring

>here, hold all of these drugs for which i paid for me, without paying me
yes this happens a lot, good on you for letting us know what to look out for
so may times dealers have given me vast quantities of drugs to hold and just run off! leaving me with free drugs. it sucks

Why does a simple shoulder barge require De Bruyne to flail his arms around?

>I woke up at all to watch this
Come on Chelsea

>chose not to sleep to watch this

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

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i think im starting to hallucinate

I lost 3 close friends in a car crash because they befriended this black guy who also happened to be their dealer. They didn't know but he had enough drugs on him to be arrested for intent to supply and they all died after their car flipped over.

its pedro so everyone used to it now

Ah this is some memories of park the bus days,

It fleshes out the season a bit

Rudiger is such a fucking nigger lmao

Zola's is better desu

JUST KICK THE FOOKIN BALL IN THE FOOKIN GOAL FFS

So this is the power of Sarriball

ITT

>chose to watch this

What the fuck are you saying? I don't need hair plugs, my hairline is naturally high you third world fuck

we're all in this together mate

inb4 0-0 for 120 mins

>3 close friends
>you weren't in the car with them
they didn't like you bro

LRL didn't die for this shitfest.

what a ball by zinchenko

also
>city take an outswinger
>nothing happens
>city take an inswinger
>put pressure on the goal
>go back to doing like 3 outswingers in a row

Nah lad, the power of Mouyes ghost coming back with defense

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

How did having a black guy in the car make it flip over?

>Perfectly onside
>chelchimp fans SEETHING

Peak Mouyes would win this game on the counter tho

ah yes, the former colony days

tell me what you see

I'm not dumb enough to go into a car with a drug dealer or befriend one

>today’s games

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If they lose the press will still moan that he doesn't adapt lol

Those days are long gone. Unless third time is the charm happens.

>HAZARD DECISION MAKING

Why aren't they wearing black armbands in memory of Sala?

same, football is ruinig my studies

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Didn’t even know he had transplants, still David’s transplants look very dense, that’s something that you don’t see often. Let’s see if he manages to have them look like that for a year or more.

>he lives in an episode of 21 Jump Street

epl = shit quality

fat slag

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Police tried to pull him over and he crashed.

He's been dead for ages who cares

Imagine travelling all the way from Manchester to Wembley to watch this

Nah, I normally work weekends or go to the pub to watch the footy. I've never really had hobbies outside of football. Used to play in a couple of 5/6 a side teams (not that there were girls) but couldn't get the lads together anymore. Tried out rugby but the game just isn't for me.

Planning to get back into running in the coming weeks. Just got myself some new shoes on sale. Gonna lose my Christmas belly

>another 0-0

lads...

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it's ok lads my dealer is white

t.

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Blacks just do stuff like that man its weird

jorginhpo making all these hard passes look simple as shit (they aren't)
commentators say absolutely nothing

gonna start muting football matches lad

>set up your team to counter or score on set piece
>45+1 minutes - last kick of the half
>get corner
>send up defenders
>hit first man, half ends

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Unironically great game

It's depressing to watch Chelsea. Feel bad for Hazard desu

wtf is wrong with Otamendi?

Should I watch some hentai or go for a walk?

Meant this reply for

half-time birds

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imagine travelling all the way from london to manchester to watch yanited

hamilton's better

>Wembley
why is bongspeak so silly

The worst part is that the board is to blame for these shitty squad players and yet they keep firing managers as if they are to blame.

Both. Be proud of your hobbies and don't worry what other people think of you enjoying them in public.

Are you guys being ironic with this 0-0 stuff or did you become self-conscious because amerilards made fun of this?

go for a walk user

>nil nil

City have been trying and have had all of the ball
Disgusting display from what is supposed to be a big club
>chelshit

>city play amazing with sane on the left and sterling on the right every year
>every single year pep changes it after christmas because he's obsessed with having a right footer on the left and a left footer on the right

If city just played their default 433 they'd be so much better

this situation of CHO and Pedro reminds me of the old fucks in corporations getting paid twice my salary despite being absolutely useless compared to how much i contribute, simply because they have more years under their belts. working experience is fucking overrated lads

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go walking but be carefull with polar beers

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both

SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

For me, it's macaroni penguin

listen to it while walking and try not to get aroused, good challenge

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Maybe you should consider a martial art?

How old are you if you dont mind me asking?

Half time harrow-kino?
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=398&v=ObZZZPsTZjU

Sauce

chelsea are parking the bus and bernardo doesn't lose the ball, it's the right call for now

everybody missed that 3g phones are bad advert because everyones on their phones

t. phoneposter

The hentai for this months release animation wise not worth it.

>this game

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How rich should you be to afford a penguin pet ?

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SARRI OUT, LAMPARD IN

JORGINHO OUT, MOVE KANTE BACK TO DM

LUIZ OUT, SIGN NEW CB

STOP SIGNING / LOANING IN 30+ YR OLD STRIKERS

SHOOT WHOMEVER THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PAY THAT MUCH FOR KEPA

Is carabao nice? Never even seen it before in my life.

Just kidnap the first one you see at the beach

Almost 29. I've thought about boxing, that interests me somewhat. I wrote my car off though and live in a small town so would need to travel which is a pain. Right now I'm buying clothes to replace my 6, 7, 8 year old shit with the extra money I'm not spending on fuel/insurance while I save for a nice car.

Three (3) """english""" players on the pitch. What race is ross barkley

>going to the Belgian beach

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>SIGN NEW CB
he doesn't know

>Adelie Penguin

BUT WHY?

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keep it that way

Imagine actually being happy with that first half

>Terry
>Chelshit

terry'd still do better than luiz

its an energy drink, so no

After a transplant you have to take propecia pills every day for the rest of your life, otherwise you go bald again. Most people stop taking them after a year and they start getting that wispy grandma hair.

The quality of the transplant is down to the surgeon, but the longevity is down to the pills.

>What race is ross barkley
think his granddad is black

brainlet

>Sarri actually adjusting his tactics
>Players seem to give a shit
>Not down 4-0

Not bad so far desu

Thought wrong your was.

No mate. You are thinking of the FA trophy.

>leroy rudiger

based

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Boost is alright tho

>Zabaleta's English is better than john terrys

That's a fucking yikes from me.

>parking the bus in your own city

lmao

>small town
Ngl mate meeting girls is always gonna be a problem in a small town, most small towns (especially in Souf) are filled almost entirely with retired people nowadays.

absolute fucking banter there mate nice one LAD

>Happy the big boys aren't battering you 4-0
Pathetic small club mentality

How cucked would you have to be to make an advert like this after your brother shagged your wife for 7 years

alright, which penguin is this then ?

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The games have been shit today. Not comfy at all

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>tells the truth
>aha banter lad
wut

>watching Hentai

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Football is fucking awful

Norwegian Blue

How many of these commercials have American actors? The absolute state of English D-Actors

there is no meaning in life

At least he got something out of it.

Rojo pastillado

The rugby was good

kill yourself then. plenty of options for you

>still on match thread 1

His are good, too.

>After a transplant you have to take propecia pills every day for the rest of your life, otherwise you go bald again.

Yeah that’s why I doubt he will be capable of maintaining those transplants the way they look now

>Most people stop taking them after a year and they start getting that wispy grandma hair.

Pic related

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Keep going

>americans forced to act in english adverts because the english are taking their hollywood jobs

oof

i dont want to prove lithuanian stereotypes right

zabaleta lived above a fish and chips shop in manchester and used to go into the pub every week to talk to the locals

t. atheist libcuck

>tfw F1 should be the most kino sport but it's fucking shit

Ads like that depress me.

Literally nothing's happened

They pay American celebrities a lot to spam their TVs with commercials. I remember seeing Harvey Keitel, Clooney, Kevin Bacon and Britney Spears a lot

clearly there is some meaning in your life then

Fuck captchas
Get rid of this shit, hiroyuki

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I would, but no assisted suicide here. Not going back to the looney bin.

I'd sell out at the first opportunity.

>there is no meaning in MY life
ftfy

went to do the washing up, sponge was pretty dirty, no clean one in the cupboard

it's been a bad day lads

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>laporte injured
rip season

An car is not a athlete

lel

pentobarbital + valium + alcohol

IT'S ON

>tf
>tp

every fucking time

>not doing you own sponge

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VINNY TIME

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>The absolute state of footylets ITT that can't enjoy a kino 0-0 like this one

I guess it is the perfect result after all

What the fuck was that free kick routine?

BASED

willian's set pieces have been atrocious

Fair enough. I can tell he's a smart guy, anyone who can speak that fluently in a second language must be

this was meant to distract me from my own boredom. its only worsened it

ferna no..

If you don't have a beard in 2019 you're literally a closed fag

Stream died. Its actually an improvement

those wembley members seats have to be one of the worst stadia ideas ever

always front and center on tv and literally never full

How do >we make football more exciting?

What rules would you change that would make football better? I would personally be in favour of introducing a basketball-style system where the clock only runs if the ball is in play. It doesn’t matter how much time is added in because most players just waste time and play boring football anyways.

Extra time pls

Closet *

new

Dear diary. I have never confessed this to anyone, just you, my diary. I feel bad because I didn't win a Scudetto with Napoli. There, I said it.

Like drinking from a deodorant spray

says it all that they give the best seats in the house to the people who don't even support either of the teams and always come out 10 minutes late after half time

city about to score, feeling bad already for the chelsea lads

or you don't have a non existent jawline to hide

Is this shit the peak of english football?

What if I'm just a fag?

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sad, but at least they are free of you

>hazard

dedro

yeah, that didn't happen