MANCHESTER UTD vs LIVERPOOL - Official Match Thread #5

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Alexis will score in stoppage time.

i bet euros are really hoping for a goal just so americans will not come away thinking their sport is boring

> BLACK GUY SHOWCASING HIS SKILLZ
> WHITE GUY STEALS THE BALL AND WHIPS IT IN NO NONSENSE

Imagine being an arab player and be really world class and not an one season wonder

good post

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PSG is the only top team they played so far under Ole

>another boring 0-0 draw

Why is footy so boring lads?

#GetBLACKED2019

based

i want to go back to before this game started so I can NOT watch it

SUMONE SCOR A FAKIN GOAL REEEEEEE

Any good Liverpool la wanna just report Salah as a terrorist, get him deported maybe so we don't have to see this shit?

Me and Yea Forums

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americans dont have a fucking leg to stand on after the super bowl

cute

Has a penis

salah truly a one season wonder

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>Dirty right backs

how did he get away with saying that?

is this the most entertaining 0-0 of the season?

sadly its true

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Pogba in 96th minute

>not letting salah score a penalty
is klopp a racist or something?

ebe9e380c6dcbfe9a79a1af07aedee1a6b53b69e

Avellaneda > North West

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So this...
Is the power...
Of 0 PL titles...

B TEAM B TEAM GO GO GO

did a third season of this show come out or what?

stay onside Smalling ya cunt

5 starters injured and they're still swimming in mouyes' destruction. insane how well they've been doing since ole took over.

is this fat or pregnant ?

both teams are shit and will get btfo on ucl

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united needs the big fella

Followed by Lukaku jumping into the away end and crushing some fans, would be class

SCORE A GOAL

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reminder that united are literally playing 1 man down

>the most exciting part was the injuries

I ask myself if this semen slurping sport is for me

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Why does this 4-eyed woman have a pair of lips on her chin?

WAKE ME UP

kult kloppo

plus they have lukaku playing on the wing
that's like having 9 players

if they draw there will be: floral and dance entertainment, penalty shootouts, a show with baby seals and free pasties for every 5th customer. so no, draws are not boring

thats a beer belly

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>Yea Forums while match is 0-0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WANT GOALS. SCORE SUM FAKING GOAL!
>Yea Forums after match
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU LOW IQ NIGGER 0-0 IS PATRICIAN SCORE AAAAAAAAAAA
you fucking deluded niggers

CAM ON SOMEONE SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

Lukaku has been man U's best player lmao

Looks pregnant.

>stream stops working

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Lukaku is such a fat piece of useless shit.

i woke up for this

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we're all going to die anyway, the score doesn't matter

Lukaku is actually not that bad

Sturridge has done absolutely fuck all since coming on

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HER AREOLAS LOOK LIKE A CENSOR SPOT

>slag's with implant's

what a shit game

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WHAT A GREAT SPORT LADS

>crosses haven't worked for 83 minutes
>cross again
JDIMSA

:0

>not having a free full he stream without lag
Hahahaha

a PULSATING 0-0 draw

>Mané-Sturridge-Origi
YIKES, wtf is Klopp thinking??

he can't track back for shit because he's so fat
young is doing the work of two men

pudgy

jeez

mommy?

Robertson's pretty shite

3 minutes until Alexis scores and cashes his check

Mane and Salah are abysmal, Firmino carries them

There's a movie coming out this year that should be final thing, there's also a side story movie based on same musical class called Liz to Aoi Tori

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>mane is slipping
Lmao

Fat whore.

SEMEN
L
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>liverslip

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worst liverpool front 3 performance this season not to mention milner needs to not start a PL game ever ever again

CAM ON LIVERPOOL SNEAK A GOAL HERE

>you now remember moyes' 81 crosses game

Liverpool look happy with the 0-0

>He rates liverpool's midfield

>”””””””big””””” PL games
>ever delivering

Pick one

liverpool have still only lost one game all season

>nervously drinks water

>Wijnaldum slips

strims.gg/noahb
strims.gg/noahb
strims.gg/noahb

Tell wrxst to stop shagging dogs

If you don't score a goal you lose 3 points.

Liverpool scores 90 +1

My god what a boring game

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redpill me on salah lads

What was he drinking ?

ty for screencap

Boss

discuss

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Klopp bottled it, shouldve played Trent right back

not full time yet, la

*SLURPS*

>Biggest match in the history of EPL
>0-0

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is 1 point from this game considered a slip or nah?

BOSS baby

Even if United win they lose.

Toppest kek

>united handing a title to city
They should let liverpoop win

they used to deliver.
but that was like 15 years ago.
now it's a bunch of jobbers cashing in cheques at the end of the week.

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how is luke shaw so based

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/r/ing """""""I don't believe it man""""""""

both plastic, end of discussion

Hideous

>you will never experience something like this in your life

Why are we here lads....

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is liverpool the english dortmund?

Why did Milner start as RB, is TAA still injured? He's been trash this game

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Yes.

aquavit

Nah maybe for Yea Forums

liverpool are their true rivals

>Mane slips in a crucial moment

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t. no idea about english football
stay in your lane cunt

Smalling was ONside

>bikini fanatics
>no bikini in sight

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Going to cry lads, complete waste of time this

Draws are still bad results win chading a title

It's probably enough if liverpool go out of the cl at bayern and probably not enough if they go through

They can't rotate as well as city

STATE >YOUR TEAM CUZ

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Slip

this but unironically

Juventus Bologna is more entertaining than this game

>The state of british football

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why

a team with shitters like sturridge and origi doesn't deserve to win the league

This has got to be the most kino match I've seen so far this season, the amount of absolute brainlets ITT is outstanding

Unironically a tour de force in game management and tactics.

ALL customers and YANK posters need not talk about this match, because they have no clue.

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COME ON SHAQ

nice boat

City is plastic, they don't care about them, Facundo

nah, that's reaching
1 point is nothing, still keeps them top

I’m fucking tired of these slipperpool semen slurping matches

i would rather lose 10-0 to city than let a scouser win the premier league

these are people who still whine daily about the beatles being the most amazing thing ever to hit the planet

Who dis?

PSG annihilated a stronger united team at old toilet with 50% of their best players out injured

Today feels like cowardice desu

why do they rush forward every time they win the ball?

this game was truly a tour de france

See

How is lukaku not dominating these fairies, he's huge.

PUN

Why has Lindelof been so fucking good?

ugly tits

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>smaaaling

Stay obsessed joyboy

>see sturridge push
>don't see matip being pulled
>2 minutes added

DUMB FUCK JUST SCORE

what the fuck was smalling doing

lmao ask any united fan and they would prefer the title goes to City

>mfw BOSSposting has been /span/posting this whole time

tour de shit

united have been so much better than liverpool even losing 3 players and essentially playing with 10 men
if liverpool snatch a goal it will be highly unluky for united

How he miss that?

oh my fuck

Fuck off Joe Rogan

Why don't they just get the ball and put it into the net?

Questionable tactics if you ask me.

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Both manchester sets of fans would rather see their rivals win than liverpool

>SMALLING
consider suicide nigger

>the fool's sip

>Smalling

How do you even miss that?

I would unironically have tapped that in for free

JUST END THIS ALREADY

FOOKIN CUNT

I haven't watch United game for a long time. Why does Lukaku play on the wing?

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>sideshow smalling

FUCKKKKKK

>Lukaku sending in precise crosses from the wing
WTF is happening

>the Lexus stoppage time is two minutes

that's not a safe brake time for any car

the beatles arent considered scouse anymore though
they were granted honourary memberships to the human race

>only 2min
Fergie still calling the shots

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Liverpool
>Exciting attractive attacking football

What a shit game, apologize bongs

>13 shots on goal
in 92+

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>wet hair

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FT
What a shit game

slurp

PFT. Same people complaining are one that thought the superb owl was boring too. This is a good game.

What a game.

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skysports.com/football/man-utd-vs-psg/403921

lol

>that wine glass

haram.

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I'm sure Klopp just said "fucking hell what a shit game"

someone webm

2 hours of my life wasted

is ole unironically based?

It's ogre

WHAT A FUCKING SEMEN SLURPING GAME

anyone unimpressed with United salvaging a point from Liverpool after losing 3 players by halftime with another player gimpy can suck my dick

SEMEN

What was Smalling thinking?

>most dangerous attacking player out injured
>key defensive midfielder out injured
>forced to make all 3 subs in first half due to injuries, with rashford forced to limp for 85 minutes
>manage one shot on target with your "star" player in the pocket of Luke "Big Chungus" Shaw the entire game

THE STATE OF LIVERPOO HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Press F to pay respects to the time you just wasted watching that

F

>1 key injury agains 4 key injuries
>only draw
pathetic

GIVE ME BACK THESE 90 MINUTES

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semen slurping to the very last second
yikes

>eplel matches
evey fucking time

atrocious football.

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Garbage

F

What an exciting 0-0 game between England’s finest teams. Now, if you excuse me, I’m in the mood for a semen slurpee.

>This is the pinnacle of European sports
pathetic

Cannot believe I woke up at 6am for this. Bar just started serving beer zzzzxx

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>United 5th place
HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAAHA

Letting the soulless City trash win a title has no meaning, letting Liverpool win is absolutely fucking haram

Welp, time to do some Sunday morning grocery shopping

congratulations on your league win man city

F

Rashford is Ole's favourite fuccboi now.

f

>he came up smaller than mini me

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damn i was hyped for that. hopefully there'll be some sweet memes in the cup final

F

>0-0 again

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F

honestly not even annoyed. better than staring at the wall

imagine your opponents losing 3 players in the first half and not even being able to win but claiming you're the best team in the league and going to win it

>3 subs in the first half
>cant beat 9 players with 2 gimps up front
>loopriveL
Let's be honest lads, Lukaku is always playing a leg down from the start.

>ywn be a girl
>ywn get to dress up like this and get fucked
:(

is this game considered a slip?

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Classico is on the next week

i genuinely hate mane

Proxy off Milly

United really could have rained on Liverpool's parade here, would've been a big result they could've laughed at for time to come

brainlets

How the fuck you can't score against disabled team

*sips some semen*
yep, this sport is for me

t. james milner

good game, great tactical playing (lukaki on the wing) and fitness levels (pogba ploughing my anus for 2 hours). all in all much excitement, 8/10 satisfied customer.

Semen: SLURPED

This week

Copa Classico will be 10x’s better

>1 point

Reminder that Munchers Untied is a garbage team.

>liverlaugh

Liverpool haven’t been scoring, period

YES
YES
YES
FUCKING YES
YES

If city lift the league cup I'm making £400 profit. fucking yes

Dumb fucking game

Would have taken that at the start, our toughest game out of the way. Gotta win our last 11 games probably for the title.

Need to improve massively on that, hope Firmino injury isn't serious

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Disabled teams can still park the bus.

imagine my shock, another highly anticipated match is a slurpfest

Thank Goodness, time for the real Manchester to show you some quality football.

>it's tie just like my prediction
I'm not surprised but still a big YIKES.

Why do people keep saying this? They had all their defenders, and United just sat back the whole match defending

>3 players out in the first half
>another player crocked for most of the game
>McTominay and Periera in midfield
>still look like you're never going to win against them

wew

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This

>Bottle it against a reserve team Man U carrying an injured Rashford for 80% of the game
Never change Liverpool

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>salah

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>drinking alcohol before midday

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the beatles were from london

>w-why you looking at me like that?
LMAO Souness is seething. Everyone attached to Liverpool is in full panic mode.

>u u united j j just parked the bus and defended!!

meanwhile in IRL statistics land
shots on target
United 3 - 1 Liverpool

>when you defend so hard you have the same amount of shots and more shots on target

Teams parking the bus tend to use counterattacks. Man United did that to get their shots. And Liverpool are still bad with getting shots on target against bus parkers.

Lol you think those numbers disprove the narrative? How dumb are you? Liverpool had all the possession and did nothing with it, largely due to facing a well organized defense. United barely had any chances because they just countered, and infrequently

That was fucking pathetic a Liverpool performance hasn't annoyed me this much since arshavin scored 4

Face it, you played like shit against Uniteds second team. If you can't get past a crippled teams defence then you don't deserve to win the league and you won't win the league.

>Not creating a single good chance against united's B team

What did Liverpool mean by this?

>United barely had any chances because they just countered, and infrequently
Total shots
>United 6
>Liverpool 7
Okay. Which game were you watching?
See

I'm already mentally prepared for disappointment anyway.

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>Souness trying to turn this into a positive for Liverpool

K E K
E
K

>can’t lay a glove on a Utd team without Martial, Lingard, Herrera or Matic
So THIS is the power of Liverpool’s first XI.

Again, those stats, when you consider possession, quite literally refute the point you're trying to make. A quality bus parking should reduce the number of shots for both sides, which is precisely what happened.

and your shit team of supposed champions-to-be couldn't deal with that against a crippled team.

but la, why are you so mad? try to understand that i do want you as a fan. i just don't want you to do some crazy shit. i seen this one shit on the news a couple of mins ago that made me sick. some team was tripe and drove their chances off a bridge and had their respect in the trunk and it was just another slip

man utd have the second most expensive squad in the history of football. they're in 5th place battling for a europa league spot. why are you posting?

>man utd have the second most expensive squad in the history of football.
That’s not correct. You should check your facts mate.

>Crying poor after Livershit spent 140 mil on two players

Pat/het/ic hetincel

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Yeah a crippled team with all of their first choice defense, the best midfielder in the world, a guy who has scored 20+ multiple seasons, and one of the most expensive forwards in the world.

Liverpool was ass today, but you're plain old delusional

3rd, £2M behind PSG. Point still stands, your club is an embarrassment. How you have the cheek to be commenting on a club that's top of the league is beyond me.

>Point still stands
Your point was incorrect mate. If you want to be taken seriously, you should make sure your posts are factual. Bye.

Pretty sure that's not what happened in that post desu

I'm pretty sure it is, considering how they're pretending Liverpool is some sort of economy option.

Man U have a squad worth 750M+ and are battling for a europa league spot. This is a fact. Joke of a club.

Nah you're making some shit up as it suits you

Nah, enjoy watching Liverpool slip up against watford and burnley because as usual they're only any good when there's no pressure and nothing to play for.

I don't really care about that. At least I can read lmao have a great day

now factor in the the fact that man utd are charged more than other clubs for players and often have to pay ludicrous amounts for mediocre players

either way, liverpool are losing the league

>Get BTFO
>"Yeah, uhhh, well.. LE SLIP! lmao yeah, th.. the slips gonna happen any day n.. now... just you w.. wait.. "

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you literally slipped today against an injured team mid management crisis

the gap narrows every single fixture and you are now one point ahead

you are two fixtures away from city being a point ahead

you are 5 fixtures from being 3-4 points behind

>Get BTFO
>spend 170 million on two players and can't get a shot at goal in a whole fucking half of football against a team which made their 3 subs in the first 20 mins of the match
>hahaha we didn't slip we're so stronk and proud

Again, enjoy watford and burnley after getting this found out.

nice

reddit
spacing

>unironically believing in reddit spacing
reddit spacing is a meme from 2017 snowcoon

>man united are charged more for mediocre players
So you’re saying their transfer policy is shit and they think higher price = higher quality