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MANCHESTER UTD vs LIVERPOOL - Official Match Thread #4
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/jav/
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excellent post
based
ad
tokusatsu
no jav please
it all makes me think of ayumi
miss her so much just want to see her again
Based
ole's at the wheel of the ambulance
where's the goals
repeating digits and you all get cute girlfriends
explain me why salah is not good anymore
based
Thread moving so fast no one will notice I'm right wing but wank to BLACKED
what a shit game
neither team can string two passes together
Ligue 1 > EPL
soy overload
Just bet on Firminio and Jlingz goals
I hate those stupid football tweets that end in a word and a full stop. something like
“Firmino has scored 3 goals in his last 2 games. Animal.”
Why add the word on the end? fucking set of twats the lot of them
“Thank god I’m going back to Molde at end of the season...”
>unknowingly have eaten cheese with hormones in it for my entire life
guys who do you think wins from here?
Look at those nigger lips haha
cmon guys its carnival down here lets do drugs and beat some fags it's fun I promise
anime is degenerate, thanks for destroying western civilization
You now remember Naby Keita
>Pogba
lol
*dabz*
hmmmm
Man Utd fans are qui—
They really are gonna let this slip, aren't they?
This was the season Liverpool won the PL for the first time, right?
>grew 2 meters because of it
why are there so many fucking chinks in manchester lol
it's only OPTA I've seen do this
>cmon guys its carnival down here lets do drugs and shag some fags it's fun I promise
ftfy
i hope you don't drink dairy milk, senpai...
>poobag
my pleasure
rent free
boss you see he made the header
that's a bonus right boss?
cant see them slipping at this point
canadians visiting the proper part of the empire
Is that a nun?
Really irritates me when the game clock is per half so it starts at 0 again in the 2nd half, it annoys me even more when it starts at 45 and goes down to 0.
Was this the biggest choke in history ? I can't think of a worse one.
He'll have no shortage of cash anyway no doubt
anyone help a bruvva out?
all mine are down
based Demba ba
Where da streams at?
If you don't like it, kill yourself
BOSS
Boss
canadians
obviously Liverpool won
RIP Jihadi John
#Legend
this is so hot, wow
at the end of his career salah will donate all the money he made to isis and blow up the bus of whatever team he's on, preferably when it's passing through a crowd
Newcastle back in the 90s
no way pool lose from here
no way
>helen mirren and a guy cosplaying as an inbred yank
wat
oldie
United, let Liverpool pass for the championship
how did they even manage it
whats wrong with dairy milk........
Ripple.is/football might still be good
Newcastle after Fergie set up shop RENT FREE
>a lot of space ahead of henderson
oh, how awesome! just the player you to have a lot of space!
i was wondering what deranged flag would type this kind of post and zydrunas you did not disappoint
>Young still play for United
I thought he was shit
When I’m not with you I lose my mind, Give me a siiiiiiiiiiign...
fuck now i hope pool do win the league
please stop
Mets in 2007
their breasts are all literally the same
roll !!!!!
rolling for number 10
This has been such garbage
Gonna get absolutely hammered to forget about it
Didn't even think of that, I'm a manlet too...
ROLL 6 PLEASE
>trashford
lukaku is the Tim Farron of man utd
United in 11/12
>passing
It'll probably be crossing
You're dealing with good anal
Add a Jew with a dick
You're still doing a lot
And the naked eye will be visible
One side effect
You support Liverpool
>9 and 1 are the same
breastblindness is a sign of autism
the sizes are diferent
caralhoooooooo
>Salad
what a game lads, this must be peak football
tfw no jp gf
Wow Man U have had to make so many subs.
Even Mourinho is on for Ole.
>moyes interested in the Leicester job
fucking no no no
Fergie destroyed Keegan’s Newcastle
mommy
rolling for peak aika
why should that stop him?
Klopp utterly bewildered
in the sense they are fake
>sky sports constantly saying how good the atmosphere is
>mute the crowd, turn it down and play generic crowd clips when there is chanting they don't like.
>wijnaldum
holy shit
Sweaty 90 min Lindelof header ftw
netherlands - italy euro 2000
Sturridge eating shit lmfao
Then some idiot says >EPL atmosphere
>56 minutes 0-0
what would acatually happen if Liverpool one the league for the 1st time ever?
Could Britain cope?
Post Umi
why the hell not?
Who is 3?
>trashford
Fuck anime, roll you cartoon qt
United are literally just hoofing it into the box kek
SCORE ALREADY YOU BORING CUNTS
rolling. Yea Forums is roll board now
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are begging to if you seek Amy
rollingtons
>15 minutes in the 2nd half
>Still no injury
lukaku playing right wing
For me, it's Alice.
Roll
asian women look disusting, not including indian women who can actually be atractive.
Roll, give me Mulan or Brave
>implying it's just united
roll for 14-88
oh look, another betting website ad
great
we'll never know
Rolling
ok
Ok
Can't play hen win fab midfield all together, not enough attacking capability. Ox needs to come back
Roll
>you will never shag her in her prime
I cant believe united are playing better with all these injuries
boooring
sunday league
>lukaku who's become a right winger
Are all United v Liverpool games this trash?
t. pajeet patel
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING GOALS
UNITED IS JUST KICKING THE BALL FROM BOX TO BOX
OH NO IT'S IN OUR BOX LET'S KICK IT ALL THE WAY TO THERE BOX
imagine how good liverpool would be if they had someone who could cross the ball properly
assuming infinite subs, when would ole sub fred on?
I want to have sex with a girl(girl) lads
Where are the fucking goals, brits? Isn’t this supposed to be the best matchup in your league?
anyone except the flat ones
this is dogsht
Alice or Ariel pls
They all look the same
>lukaku's become a right winger
Based black man?
Yes. Last good one was the 3-3 in 94.
american visiting bongland?
after carrick
release the cube NOW
>POO
Does it slip?
OLE OLE OLE OLE
fuck anime
Liverpool is real scary, can't score across 2 fucking games kek
Enjoy your loss at the Allianz Arena
>tfw no gf (male)
k
POGBA FOOKIN SLIPPED
Why is every big game a huge dissapointment?
because its haram? ok ahmed
>poobag
have you heard about Tinder?
NO
he fookin slipped
>poobag
ahahahahahahaha
Just b urself
based
>lukaku on the wings
This is the future, slow black lads
roll
who is the bigger big game bottler. pogba or salah
I thought Salah died in a plane crash? Was he okay when they found him?
Rollin' rollin' rollin'
Toulouse-Caen is unironically better than this shit
STREAM SOCCERSTREAMS DED
because this is the timeline with you in it
>Mané passing nowhere near Salah
This is epic
is the cut inside opa fit yet?
DON'T POST IT
C'mon Liverpool
stream?
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed
just woke up
>62 minutes 0-0
good, didnt miss a thing
reroll
roll
alright lads. predicting a goal in the 66th
He didn’t fly so good
Yeah they found him 10,000 feet below just chilling, pilot wasn't so lucky as he cant breathe underwater
pocahontas not having a full on bush is a travesty
Looking at the flag, can't really say if it's a joke or no...
Ramos brought him back to life
>wc champion
OR
>cl runner-up
most important for these whores like a pogba or salah to have a gucci purse, balanciagi shoes, blumen supreme because they will not be able to experience that these things do not have, life loses sense
how the fuck can you be this awful
lmao salah is playing like a league 2 striker what a joke
if d*bs, salah goal incoming
Yeah he's being alright although a bit hesitant to run into the channels
The absolute state of this game
think i've fallen out of love with footie lads
Sadly not. Also Opa or not, whenever he actually gets to play he's still pure class.
Liverpool have no ideas at all. Fabinho has been their most creative player this half.
Is there a piccy?
OMG salah you are fucking shit
...
Im watching the >arsenal is it slipping lads?
>0x0
guys I really don't think that this semen slurping "sport" is for me
do NOT do it
>wc matters in 2019
He just swam back
GEE LET'S SEE WHICH ONE HAS REAL TROPHIES LIKE A WORLD CUP AND WHICH ONE HAS MEME TROPHIES LIKE EPL PLAYER OF THE YEAR
United will score the winner at 90+6 minutes
footybite.com
salah a shit
But it's impossible to Salah to win a WC
He's from Egypt bro
>Salah
god i hope the city game is good
plane missed the tower and landed in the ocean so he was fine
Jim Beglin can fucking do one
Salah is being double marked every game because they know the midfield is no threat
>SALAD
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What a shite match
Fuck off retard
WHERE THE FUCK IS SHAQ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Salah sure knows how to move the ball to his left foot and then lose it, very impressive player
>trivago
>Robertson outmuscling Lukaku
FUCK Liverpool
These teams woud get relegated in real leagues like Bundes and Ligue 1.
The Cube incoming
liverpoop penalty coming soon
salah off
big shaq in
pls
DEPLOY THE TURBO MANLET
>Salah scores a penalty
GOAT
>Salah makes a mistake
"...."
What the hell are these idiots cheering about
Shaq goal 77'. Digits confirm.
>tfw you'll die a virgin
too ugly, socially awkward
row zee
you shouldn't be allowed to be a professional if you cannot use both feet
Man Utd 2019 Manager Rumour about to be confirmed
Shaq when?
Yawn is this what 'top tier' english clubs look like lol
KUUUUUUUUUBEEEE
Burnley would smash dortmund 2-0 week in, week out
stop it Norway
ur mum's boipussy
you're right, I was just comparing the two biggest games each has played in at this point.
I just want Shaq to come on and score, even if just for the memes
They’re supporting their team. You wouldn’t know anything about that.
Chucked
Based and liverpilled
literally, figuratively and unironically this
>Placing bet right now
FUCK
FUCK THE GOD TRIPS NOOOOOO
Liverpool really miss Jay Spearing
Please god
If Liverpool finish the season with no silverware, despite the money they have spent, is sacking Klopp justified lads?
Holy shit
Any of you fucks know why the efl cup final won’t be on tv in the states?
cant score if he doesnt come on
Should've kept Solanke
CHECKED
Kill yourself
FUCK. HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. HIIIIYYYYYAAAAAAAAA
liverpool's midfield is literally like playing with 3 Jorginhos
based. our year
DELETE THIS
Hold on is that fella on the Liverpool bench in the notorious liverpool webm? The fat one
I suck on large cock's hehe no one will probably see this too many comments and posts I suck cock
SHAQIRI SHAQIRI
why is the amount of money spent relevant
Low IQ from lukaku
based burnlee
>Puts your Egyptian superstar on ice
just saw
OMG BROS CHECKED! LMAO PRAISE KEK!!11
get well soon opa
why is sanchez still playing? he sucks..
CAM ON
fag
imagine being so shook that you can't beat a team whose best player is paul pogba
Don't get why these teams are so popular here. At least the League of Ireland has goals
>these are the teams that concur with PSG and Bayern
Just woke up what did I miss
sheeeeeeiiittttt
swear if this ends 0-0 we all bloody lose
>lukaku winger
>mctominay periera midfield
what the fuck is ole doing
you’ve convinced me
alternatively sanchez goal 90'
liverpool are just as bad as buyern
Because Yanited's pacy nogs keep getting injured.
NoNoNoNoNo
Delet dis
>sanchez is standing right next to shaw at all times
would be nice if we could have an attack that doesn't end with milner hitting a shit cross, or salah losing possession
adulthood, you fucking cartoon poster
Once again the maste rrace Albanian hero will come to save the day
rushford goal 88'
pls be black pls be black
>you;ve just got to be brave and take the game by the scruff of the nck
like there isn't an opposing team trying to do the same thing
I've read the script
the good part is coming up
>mané
>salad
It's shit
>Milner is pacier than Pogba
High quality gameplay from the two best teams in the world. As you can see from the 0-0 scoreline they are so perfectly evenly matched that neither team is able to produce a goal.
Jesus, a team like Bordeaux would win the EPL with ease
Gunnar forced into using all subs before halftime
Get a load of this absolute winner
Just spend the two quid in Gregg's mate
bookies LOVE you
HEY BIG SPENDERRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
stop
go back to /r/soccer lad
Salah & Mane 40m each
VVD 75m
Keita & Fabinho roughly 45m each
Allison 65m
That's a lot of money invested. Surely JWH would want some kind of return on it? Considering Liverpool were 7 points clear at one point I think it's safe to say that if they don't go all the way this season then Klopp has taken this team as far as he can.
BRING ON THE CUBE
he can barely walk lad
I thought they were gonna start calling those?
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> Gambling
Absolutely disgusting
nice lad
>bottling it
Liverpool will still be ahead of Shitty if they draw. And the only way now is up for merseyside's brave players
>Sarri playing Hazard as false 9
lmao what a dumb cunt
Virgin
Purrfecttttt
CUUUBBBBEEE
ERA PENAL
ERA
quality British lad defending, nothin' doin'
>the Superbowl of soccer
i was told
jesus fuck
ITS HAPPENING
Shakira
THE CUBE IS LOOSE
Shaqiri will fix this
this isn't a safe space
>SHAK IN
SHAK IN
ITS HAPPENING OMG
free money as digits have confirmed, shaq being subbed on
THE CUBE IS LOOSE
*nothing personnal kiddo*
MAD MAN
Anybody else enjoy these ultrahyped big games inevitably turning into total semen because it makes Sky and Bt look bad?
Going on a first date in a few hours. Second guessing my choice of clothes. Help me, Yea Forums, you're my only hope.
OK so this is the first date I'm going on in a while, and since my last relationship ended I haven't really had anyone to give me fashion advice and tell me what I look good in. My friends say they like this sweater and that it looks good with a plaid button down underneath, but I only have one pair of khakis and I don't want to wear jeans. Now the date looms and I'm second guessing the fact that this looks ok, or that it looks ok with the pants.
Does this look OK?
Please no blacks.
Hendo is GOAT
digits and Salah score
Oh yes yes yes
what’s Yea Forums?
fat midget will do nothing
I'm glad this image still gets posted
Who the fuck told you that
>How did you narrowly finish second to a team that outspent you?!
just as boring, why are you complaining
abysmal
famous known hacker
haha omg this is EPIC mate
Klopp is going to kill Allison
Would you take a 0-0 right now lads?
this he is overrated af
Looking good!
>Liverpoop wil dive the rest of the game trying not to slip the eaglel
lol
0.25/10 this is not even b8
>How did you not manage to beat the most expensive team ever assembled in the history of football?
>fat
he is 100% muscles and magic
time traveler here, haha, get rekt liverpoop
can't even beat a team with 4 injuries
>build out from the back until the halfway line
>proceed to hoof it outside the pitch
so this is kloppball
his calves are bigger than your head, paco
huge head tiny body
>United playing for the draw
SEMEN
SLURPING
SPORT
Lose the Paki jumper and put on a normal plain one. Change your pants to some jeans or something, and shave that neckbeard
seething
Goal incoming
REEEE CAM ON SUMONE SCOR A FAKIN GOAL
AEROFLOT
"We bring the world together"
Я тaкжe вижy мeдвeдя в Пoльшe. гyгл пepeвoдчик
Just put Trashford on the left and shitlexis on the right
At least ıron your pants
GAY
salah to be carded for a dive in 76'
FUCKING ABU LINESMAN
no
potato
*slurps*
>Tfw Yea Forums is playing later today
Can we do it lads?
watch the fucking line you mongs, how fucking hard
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what a waste of time watching this was
HAHAHAHA
oh
Wear the jeans.
WEW
refball
Classic Matip
fug
More like
>How did you manage to salvage a draw with Leicester and West Ham to give City momentum?
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OFFSIDEEEEEE GRRRRR
YOU
NEVER
SLIP
ALONE
>4 posts
>no (You)s
fuck it
phew
oh fucking hell
>manure
would that man have been killed if that own goal counted
Mad that WHL and BogSim are married and have families now while we oldfags still post here
MATIP
LUCKY BOY
yes(no)
FUCK OFFSIDE LMAO
Offside from an own goal
classic refs helping liverpool
ref with the save
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SOMETHING ALMOST FAKIN HAPPENED
PLEASE SOMEONE SCORE AN ACTUAL GOAL
ERA OFFSIDE
Newfag. Yea Forums is short for 4channel, which is an anime imageboard website
Mafia VAR, some Middle Eastern user in a gambling chat room said so
This was worse than a slip, fuck ref
Gotta change those pants, my dude.
have one on me mate.
liverpool are in full meltdown mode
wew
fuck, that guy who claimed to be from the future and warned us about this being a 0-0 snoozefest was actually legit
mouyes would be proud
Well let me change that champ
Why does her pussy looks so weird?
Oliver is a CUNT
>City wins lol
Fuck sake do something Livershit.
But Smalling was offside
Nogba has the coordination of a newborn fucking giraffe
shaquiri goal incomeing
VERY feminine
funny this is they literally have done this 3 or 4 times this game and still haven't been able to get it right
have a (((You))) fren
Smalling touched the ball first you nonces
Rollando
dubs and we all die
smalling didn't touch the ball mate
unironed, flared khakis? you're making ME wet...
Salah is so shit, passing to him = ball loss
BOSS
Rash Ford to get the winner
clearly dubs inside
heres a (you), mate
Imagine riding that
>Hey this feels pretty go-... wait a minute, this is a man, not a girl!
This board is going to blow up when Alexis scores in the final minutes
>Struggling against literally reserve team
How the fuck.
Where is Shaqiri's goal at the 77th?
DOUBLE DOINK
ORIGI LOOKING LIKE HE'S STRAIGHT OFF THE BOAT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Again and again and again.
DUBS AND LIVERPOOL SCORES AT 90+3
Salah in Shaw's pocket lmao
We should've listened.
I just want a bloody result.
Giving this game my energy
\o/
its like basic fucking stuff
>tfw alexis is lowkey the best player right now
should I bet a cheeky tenner on Liverpool
based
liverpool are essentially playing against 10 men and they haven't had a shot on goal the whole second half
Do we want chelsea or man city to win later
Do it again Divock
lindelof has a lot of tattoos
>klopp
Fuck games like this make me realise I need to stop watching this shite. Season end can't come soon enough
dubs and it doesnt end 0-0
>Salad out
>sturridge is on the field
SCORE SAM FUKIN GOLAS
Imagine being an arab player and really being a great player not an one season wonder
dubs and it will be own goal from alisson
If digits Liverpool win the Champions League and the League this year and Klopp is immortalised in a statue at Anfield
Also a huge terror attack happens in England
*gives the ball away*
for me it's alexis' signature move "The lobbed pass into the box that leads to nothing"
top kek
>salah off
nice
Chelsea no, City yes
Lmao Kloppo utterly disgusted by Salad's "performance"
>It's a Saladh is completely useless if he doesn't get balls served in a platter
The muslim Penaldo
>origi and sturridge up front
why is klopp settling for a draw?
>a lexus
>plays for chevrolet utd
Dubs and alexshit scores.
NEW
NEW
He was believed to be worth 30 million pounds before the United gig. His Molde salary is roughly 600k a year.
Lelsea
>haven't had a shot on goal the whole second half
Is that legit? Kek
Bloody hell , even if they do win here I can't see them holding off City playing like this
>stalagg off for origi
Kloppo out
user this game is boring, come in bed with me instead
Chelsea for EXPOSED memes
with one of the attackers offside
Digits and bossman gets the winner
Nonce
Salah is the least spectacular great striker ive ever seen
How do you even pronounce "Chevrolet" ?
Waiting for sturridge to dab on manure like he did to chelshit.
Wijnaldum>>>Pogba
big cock origi will score
I thought his signature move was the "stand still for 10 seconds and pass it backwards"
there's nothing better than farting in your hand and having a little sniff 2bh
Has Lukaku done anything positive? At all?
>peru
the cut of those pants is awful. invest in slim fit pants and never wear those again or get them tailored by a paki for a few quid to not flare out at the bottom like it's 1974. also learn to iron.
if you must wear them then tuck them in to a pair of boots and take off the fleece
What a "super" sunday this is
>i want to make the thread!
fuck off cunt
literal cup final on you tit
Chelsea. city are a plastic club.
and still a tinpot cup final to come!
>supersubs up front
>settling for a draw
Pick one
He put lingard through on goal in the 1st half, but nothing since
yes, Chelsea are so authentic. Not manufactured in the slightest!
he's right tho
lol
you're now aware that chelsea have hired, fired and paid off 17 managers in 19 seasons
4th
t
h