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Just waiting for the criccy heh

also waiting for cricket by posting on topic cricket related posts

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i'm so fat lads

>thread splitters

is that the nickname for your thighs?

getting a tan on lads
scorcher in the city
think global warming might be real

Alchy you here m8

other thread broke the rules mate
sorry but enough is enough

I dont think so lad

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This is the post

>15 in February
Lad it should be -1
I’ve got my top off in the garden

feel like this should have happened earlier in the month lads

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Not jealous of VIC weather for the first time hehe

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unironically warm here lads

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>match is starting at 7pm instead of 4pm
>aussie audience is ignored and they will have to sit at 12:30am if they want to watch the game
Can anyone tell me why are you even here discussing this sport?

good welfare system here mate
havent missed a match in 10 years, here or abroad

>T20 game at 4pm

Happens all the time.

based

Now I'm jealous of Tasmanian weather lads.

India v pk won’t happen lads the Indians Won’t do it

one more hour of this hell without a based t20 match happening. It truly is difficult for a patrician cricket fan like me.

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Honestly...BASED

Is he out?

>Pakistan bombs India
>Zachy is okay with that

nice one lads, very jealous

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WHAT
THE
FUCK
?

This is the shot

when I watch these I imagine the game of cricket is my wife and the (white) ball is my masculinity.

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*jiggles yer belly*

Just listened to the latest tms
Interview with the man behind “the 100” 100 ball cricket tournament
Sounds so grim

That's a very nice analogy lad

'ning bla
returning home today after a short vacay
x

sounds cucky ngl

youtu.be/U0Zaur5DZo0

me on the left
/cric/ on the right
x

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hlw

BASED BLACUNT

x

ummm..HLW

ded innit

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Hey guys! New to /cric/, nice to meet your acquaintances! Looking forward to some white ball today between the criminals and the colonials! Should be a slobber knocker - who will win?

notice how the tessellated triangles in Star Sports overlay animations inevitably form a Star of David? Is that an accident?

>tessellated triangles
phenomenally prodigious post
heya sebby
NOT nice bla
x

your mum slobbers on my knocker

Firstly, that's some top bants you got there! Secondly, thanks for breaking the rules and giving me a YOU.

THE CRICKET

If cricket teams were fruits, what fruit would your team be mates?

a pear cos they're sweet, tender and juicy ;)

ummm.. JACKFRUIT

take some wickets ffs

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OF BACK TO THE TANDOOR YOU BROWN BASTARD

:D

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reported

based

:[

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>Shitardson

cmon mate, this is the big stage, get ya act together.

>who /win-win/ here?

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BASEDENDORF

roSHIT

>3 (three) wicketkeepers in the team

THIS IS THE POST

based virGOD GOATli

>pooSHIT

CAM ON AUSSIES, SCORE SAM FACKING WICKETS

0 (1)

KEK

>log kya sochenge
Haven't heard this phrase in yonks.

Y O N K S
O
N
K
S

Usually it's >char log kya kahenge

T O N K S
O
N
K
S

ok richardson time for a spell mate

>mfw haven't even released the wog

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kl GODhul

Are you serious?

virGOD GOATli

yes m8

why does indian pussy taste different lads?

i have no sense of taste and smell

all pussy tastes the same to me

Behrendorff has a funny run up action

How good is virGOD GOATli, lads?

>Australia has 10 bowling options

not so great when he goes out next ball he faces mate

probably time for a wicket if the plan is for Australia to win this game.

GET SOME FARKIN WICKETS CUNTS

BTFO

9, finch and the keeper can't bowl

Is anyone here old enough to remember when Australia were good?

>D'arcy Short
yep Aussies win

Finch bowls lad, is he injured or something?

based and redpilled

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was a high risk call i admit

>KL Rahul
>Good
What timeline is this?

THWACKED

I've seen finch bowl one over ever and it was complete tripe, so it doesn't count
It's like saying kohli is a bowling option

>getting spanked by kl Rahul
Lol

>Black armband
Is this for Pulwama?

Ok 9, still too much

Might kill the neighbour's dog lad.

why dont they just pick the renegades squad to play?

This is the post

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TIME FOR CUMGOD

PATRICK!!!!

Ausgaylia getting poo'd on

>imagine my surprise

is Billy Stanlake a bust or does he just need more time lads?

Bust. I'd rather have Dan ChrisChan on the team.

FUK Poohli

FUCK OFF POOHLI

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why dont they take all the best players from the bbl and make the Australian squad

i think that would be a better way to go

>scorchers win the wooden spoon
>justin langer: yeah i'll take four of their players thanks

>Mooli

BASED MORALLY PURE VEGAN

Vegan Kohli BTFO by vegan Zampa

What is Morris Garage lads?

Need BASED PANTS on fire

CA being retarded as usual.

Oh nononononono

POOnt

dreary impoverished shithole full of racial tension
half the population will take an immediate dislike to you because of your ethnicity

t. Northern Irish parents and have visited several times

back to babysitting m8

GET THE FUCK OUT CHUTIYA

KEK GONE GOTTEM ON THE FUCKEN ROPES

Joseph the Pedo is a fat boy

Ausgaylia might actually win this

>Baba Sehgal

Fuck Dhoni

>dhobi

cummies has aged 10 years since the Alan B Medal. Must be crook.

Commentary is literally "Strong Boomers vs Intellectual zoomers"

BASED FUCKING D'ARCY

fucking dhoni man

Holyfuck I hate Dhoni so much

FUCK OFF DHONI

FUCKKKK THIS IS DHONI'S FAULT

It's over

runs on the board lads
i CANNOT stress this enough

that was just precum baby

LOL

based Aussies dabbing on Kashmiris

Australia might want to keep Dhoni on the field tttt

Hmmmmmm

>India

haven't watched cricket since i was a kid and ashes 05

how do i follow? should i?

BASED dhoni hona gonna get us to 150 lads

LMAO at this team..............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Watch the world cup and ashes this year. both being hosted in england. its on skysports or streams posted here

>how do i follow?
Easy, PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

India losing to this team will be the biggest disgrace in their history, barring, of course, actual indian people.

Wow

>there are people on this board that think Ausgaylia will win this game

just joking la i dont have a problem with indians haha

Absolute dogshit of a performance

>India lose
>flags disappear
Hmmm......

:D

Remind me why this Pandya shitter is paid US$1.2 million in the IPL

dire performance by india

Lackadaisical stuff

imagine being a grown man and making posters of your favorite cricketers and taking them to the cricket

imagine going outside

on ya bike lad thats plum

KEK the utter STATE of india

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

best to feel nothing, never express yourself and show nothing of your inner world to anyone just in case.

Holy moly MG lives on!

imagine ignoring singles in a t20 match

>imagine watching T20 in 2019

what a fkn idiot richardson
absolute fuckin dickhead

>Poondia

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MAKE THIS GAME INTERESTING FFS

I am welsh
F*ck *ngland
Free welsh cricket

I am Swiss German

i think Dhoni missed a trick here

Based

Despise people from Sussex

Despise ‘’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’people’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’ from redditsralia

no, he missed everything

Unironically same. Only on my mum's side of the family. Dad is anglo.

Why is this Welshman angry?

kek, so shit.
harsh cobba

oh fuck off you boring cunt

>cobba
cringe

remember clearly you sucking up to the "ausgods" not too many years ago

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Explain this

Imagine losing to India from this position

was just asking people on Yea Forums if I’m ugly or not .....you got a problem with this Shane you hipster twat?

what??

Indian cricket is boring

Who shat in your pint mate?

business idea: nuke Australia

Imagine being a 5'3" manlet and saying this

Your mum is Swiss German? Based

Based, hopefully the fall out would hit NZ too. Then maybe we'd get some decent /cric/ threads

just had a wank to vishwa Fernandos Seam position lads AMA

WogGOD

bit racist getting the abo out

Lmao WICKET

Jinxed it :[

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absolutely muscular innings from Bancroft lads
reminder this was in swinging conditions with the dukes ball

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wow, just ugh. Not all non-whites look the same

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gatecunt

ummmm

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>run rate 2.5

Kek, never change Ausgaylia

OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK?

BASED Ruru poster

fuck off you fat bastard. WE NEED BATSWELL

work called
strange hour to do it but I can't say no

>Foonch

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Great chase lads, doing well

brathwaite
(Insert meme Indian opener here)
Kusal mendis
Williamson
Shimron hetmyer
De Kock
Holder
Amir
Boult
Lyon
Vishwa fernando

#elite

meant to type Kemal roach his admission was typo

Lads ..I'm thinking it's someone else masquerading as based Zachy.

Non admission

BASEDwell

wish i could have sex again, lads. at least australia is going to win a game of cricket, though.

Something about Bulgarian people is really quite off as far I’m concerned, shan’t be staying here after the summer

When was your last time mate?

Might move to Sudan and set up a cricket academy

about 3 months ago. migh get a hooker but dont want to spend money

miss England lads

Don't go down that road lad

Just started umbrella family or whatever on netflix and i've got to say i'm getting really tired of this race mixing propaganda literally every show is pushing these days.
I mean there are ugly enough people in where I live that I could do without having every second character be a nigger
>Can they just make a show with all white people for a change
>This is why everyone would rather watch anime
I guess at least ol' Ted only killed white girls so I could watch that maybe

dont know how to meet them and i dont want to use something like tinder. nto sure what to do honestly.

nauseated by the racism on display itt

So true

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got sunburnt
quite annoyed

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wrote a song about it lads

LOL

>MaxLEL

there’s nothing energetic about bulgaria. Bulgarian people just piss me off so much in general because they are seemingly lifeless

Shut the fuck up Wannabe Zachy.

RACISS FARKEN CARNT

Hmmmmmmm

>choking
oh nononononononononononono

>poorner
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Wait.. we're actually gonna win this?

christ what the FUCK was that

WTF?

T-THIS CAN' HAPPEN!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

SURELY, they're gonna win this...right?

my twenty year old number nine cord jacket is starting to tear away at the armpit

>poolter pile

reckon we should try to not lose any more wickets here lads

D O T
O
T

Post rare YouTube kino, miss me with Jordan Peterson

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_QcUIeAFG8I

ANOTHER DOT

they misspelled the word 'run' but you get the gist
youtube.com/watch?v=dqgtsai2aKY

FUCK

O U T
U
T

O U T
U
T

GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO JAIL CONVI CUNT

That's a bit rude lad

>ausgaylia

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

actually cant believe we're going to lose this, what the fukc

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Game just got interesting

BUMGOOOOOOOD

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

B U M G O D
U
M
G
O
D

BEST BOWLER IN THE WORLD

deary me

kill me

pozstralia btfo

OH SHIT SON WHAT THE FUCK

How embarrassing must it be to be Australian right now

did someone webm that yorker i need to fap

Fuck me what a game

i still believe lads

Scared

OH MY GOD LADS

6 OFF 2

FUCK UMESH YADAV.

WELP
Fucking umesh

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaa

C U M G O D
U
M
G
O
D

why is umesh is in the team for lol?

never in doubt lads

Fucking delay

this man has a deeper understanding of the nuances of Sri Lankan test cricket than any of us can even begin to conceive

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BASED ELITE US HOLY FUCK LADS. IN THE BAG FROM THE START

BASED AS FUCK

>chasing 126 in t20
>only win by 1 run
>celebrating this result

Kek, never change Ausgaylia

Feeling bad for bumrah, lad bowled a great over.

Good fucking game

BASED BSAs

>Feeling bad for bumrah, lad bowled a great over.

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safe to say it was Finch's stand out Captain's Effort that pushed >us over the finish line there

>.Feeling bad for bumrah, lad bowled a great over..

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>posting twice
KEK

if you leave the name on we don't even have to guess when you're samefagging

>KEK

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>was just asking people on Yea Forums if I’m ugly or not .....you got a problem with this Shane you hipster twat?

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this tenacious, clutch victory will certainly hold >us in good stead for the upcoming ODI World Cup don't you think?

>struggle to chase down 126 at home
>that should stand us in good stead lads

Why are Aussies so fucking dumb?

pls nobody respond

Just thinking about Australia's chances against England

but he said at home when they are not at home, i just have to correct hium

am unironically too intelligent for sex
Sloppy warm bacteria on my dick thank you but no thank you

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Yep that's a high IQ post

>check score
>India bowled out for 126
>lol easy win
>check back
>game went to the last ball
did not expect it, maybe i’m a t20i cazzie

Unironically a good game

So true

>good game
>about 20 posts during the game

Yeah, i'm out. This thread is fucking dead.

ahh yes, the classic "I don't watch cricket but wasn't that a great game that I didn't watch" post

So true
So true

The Ashes means so much to Maxwell that he's willing to give up millions of dollars just to earn a spot in the team.

is it selector favouritism when the guy named Afghan is chosen as the captain of Afghanistan?

Life’s too short to eat other animals

You might be on to something here

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For me, it’s my searing intellect that comes from watching all test cricket that is played and developing an unparalleled understanding of the corridor of uncertainty

Pamela Anderson is red-pilled to the extreme

Hockey tbqh

fuck, i was gonna record it

Is kusal mendis, dare i say it, the GOAT. The roger federrer of cricket

I dare say no

Quantum physics
The corridor of uncertainty
Lord of the the rings online vanilla

Not a fan of this gimmick when someone does not watch a test match but still rambles on about how good the winning team's players were. Imagine being that fraud.

for me, it’s running my hand through my chemically rescued hair
Science is truly a magical thing

listening the album in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel and doing a massive think about my human worth

Yeah cobba. I'm still postin' with you.
Still waters run deep.
Still Blabla and S-E-B.
One-Nine, cobba. Guess who's back?

Good album.

Hahahaha just clocked the brainletbash score
Fuck India
Every loss they receive is well deserved

toil on the mozzow

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Just had a wank to kusal mendis’s late-cut lads ama

I will send man out
Ay there likkle man shower out your mouth
Gunshot fly 'round the whole of your house
Please don't speak when badman are about
I will send man west, leave man's chest in Bangladesh

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Uh. Which one of you did this.

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YOU FUCKING BEAUTY

Soccer retards are flooding the board again. I think you’re going to need /hoc/‘s help if you don’t want to fall off page 10.

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something so true is what i get from you

who cares about if it dies lol just make another one lmao

This is the true nature of /cric/. Every time it dies, it rises from The Ashes.

>Finch 0 (1) lbw b Bumrah

Oh no no no no no no no

Hello lads

You lads should be watching the Stars game with me

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coffee_pepe.png

>wake up
>check scorecard
>AJ Finch (c) 0 (1) lbw b Bumrah
how many more times do I have to see this before they drop him

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>smeggo back
putting rules 1-3 back on lads

addicted to porn and booze lads

aren't we all?

Drop a finasteride pill and you won't want porn at all

hate my job
do not enjoy the dehumanising experience of the capitalist death machine

try

give me the /cric/ rundown on Finasteride as a recreational drug

me except just porn

was me

Side effects of finasteride include:

impotence,
loss of interest in sex,
trouble having an orgasm,
abnormal ejaculation,
swelling in your hands or feet,
swelling or tenderness in your breasts,
dizziness,
weakness,
feeling like you might pass out,
headache,
runny nose, or
skin rash.

decided that I won't be taking this pill lads
just can't justify the damage it will do to me

just imagine

I'd neck myself at that point

Finch is a fat cunt

>dick stops working
>grow breasts that ache
tranny b

feeling /devilish/

fuck the burn was worse than I thought

forehead absolutely copped it

what's on the cards mate

Business idea: finasteride pill testing station at music festivals

(((they))) demonise baldness because (((they))) want you taking Finasteride

it dulls the mind and your urges, making you not reproduce and making you easier to replace

just woke up lads

Just googled it and it's an actual blue pill. You couldn't make this shit up.

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Let Zachy be a warning to us all

full flight bla
TEMPTED to accept an alternate flight for $$ in exchange
but, toil beckons and won't be thrilled
ufff..first world problems innit bla
x

Autosage inc

>smeggo returns
>autosaged

Hmm

Getting more and more difficult to divorce him from the janny

Based Blabla back in /cric/ with the S-E-B. Cricket in the USA baby!

Im a cook and literally every other chef i meet is a degenerate like me if people knew who was cooking their food I don’t think restaurants would exist

>cricket in the land of the the free
it WILL happen someday bla
and it will be GLORIOUS
x

then leave your degenerate ways bla
sounds like you don't like it anyway
x

It was a three-day, cobba. Rule 1, cobba.
Though I know a lot, can't always post a lot.

my bum looked great in my lyrca today
caught some of the girls in the office staring when I came in ;)

How about that Bancroft though?

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Love it mate
Best thing I’ve ever done is gerbil out of an office to cook

Just stay off the drugs mate. Fucks up too many in the trade.

Think people would be hesitant to come to the hospital if they knew of my degenerate ways

For me, it’s the artwork of Francis Bacon

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They call him nursebro

Having a nap during a work phone hookup

/devilish/

Good read

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
Think you may have upset them lad

Who else looking forward to BASED Windies devastating England in the ODI?

Looks like the jannys are really earning their pay today, lots of gardening implements being used.

get rekt you faggots

based

BTFO YET AGAIN

Uh
Yeah uh
Yeah
Uh
Yeah HERES a song for my /cric/ bros
/mlb/ and /hoc/ own you uh
your sport sold to the Jew uh
good ole baseball+hockey uh
pood on cricket uh
baseball/hoc be wit da rhymes and the jabs
while cricket has crime and the crabs
O' the fresh smell of maple wood uh
Causes the non-/mlbhoc/er to sell their souls uh
baseball always be reppin sport
While your sport is dressin for court!

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Based Bauer owns the cricies!

kek

KEK

you forgot something lad

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Obsessed northern hemisphags

HAHA STINKY SMELLY CRICPOOS ETERNALLY BTFO

Hoc is so far below cric's radar we don't even dedicate doubles to then. Poothetic really.

OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW MY EXCREMENT BITCH

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more of a gentleman's general anyway

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lotta filtered posts going on

i'll be praying for you, /cric/

so what's the go with all the Dhoni hate

no idea, saw this today on the curry facey

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I only see commonwealth flags these days.

that's is man, Commonwealth flags are the only flags worthwhile. Can't imagine not being in the basedwealth.

Holy based

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have you filtered canada then

imagine being so blind that you can't see the greatest shining beacon of the up-and-coming world cricket powerhouse

know your role
and shut your damn mouth

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Official Canadian cricket update:
-T20 is for fags
-Queersland is going to crush Victoria
-2 fantastic innings by Bancroft and Patterson
-Wakim has a great debut century

I see Kurtis Patterson has made another muscular century in the sheffield shield lads

/hoc/ runs this joint

Oh he based

Maddishit on making a cenny watch

T20 is the only version of cricket worth watching

*dabs*

dont even have to pretend to watch your fucking GAY “”””””””sport””””””””” anymore

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Maddishit made a cenny lads

BASED. What about Sangha?

He doesn’t know how to rotate strike

Bloodborne on the cards

Cards on the cards

Suicide on the cards

Humanity of the cards

new saying on the cards

Cardi B on the cards

Studying at home on the cards

Becoming a women hating ethnonationalist on the cards

Failing this semester on the cards

second stolen generation on the cards

Yellowcard on the cards

Getting a gf off the cards

whites absolutely btfo at the oscars bros

/hoc/ is seething right now

Shards on the cards

Driving a gimmick into the ground on the cards

>migraines again
Stepping out for lunch lads. Sick of this bullshit.

Reckon Steven Avery didn't do it lads.

bang on mate

#freemycagedbirdsteven

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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jwtd lads

>7(96)
HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

Hope youre okay lad

(Don't really care btw just pretending)

On the ropes on the cards

whats on the docket lads

ENG-W vs IND-W

Wow

cheeky wank on the cards

Tomorrow should be pretty goddamn epic lads.

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honestly????????????????????????????????????????????

based

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fucking lmao

LOL

The post underneath me is josh

out of shard lads

Fuck up Josh

Ah yes, the cricket.

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on the hunt for the perfect leggie

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BASED

Already got him mate.

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Can NOT wait for The Ashes fever to hit Australia again tttt.

honestly........ based

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cricket - based

love ya mate

Wil Wagner copping it on Twitter, Melbourne will eat itself

Is Wil Wagner related to Neil Wagner?

Is Wil Wagner related to Wil Wheaton?

>another game at 12:30AM but it's an ODI

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What

I'll just catch the chase in the morning

It's #Oscars day which is normally like movie Christmas only this year we know Santa's not coming and we've already seen the presents and they're all things we didn't ask for.

Catch me if you can

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based fucking straffo

Straffo?

/Cric/ BTFO

NZ on glorious ascendancy

The Chase is on at 5pm on TV1 lad.

haha
little error in comunnicado here

>As long as it's not Green Book, Vice or Boh Rhap I'm good.
ohnonononono

Christian Bale deserves this even though that movie is trash.

Bradley Cooper does not.

I will not be mad if Willem Dafoe wins.

I will be mad if Rami Malek wins.

I will also be mad if Viggo Mortensen wins.

love the Bradley Cooper commentaries between him wanting to shag Gaga while he's going out with some other slag. He's a closet case if ever there was one and the model is an obvious beard. Rami Malek is also an obvious poof.

wtf this isn't straffo

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Indian cricket is boring

*scores a muscular 217 (413)*

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redpill me on this theory

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BASED

got a noob summoned in the church of spear and wiped the floor with him kek

How so?

BASED DS3 lad

baka.com seething that the green room won best picture for some reason lads

Legit killed him in five R1s

Bed on the cards.

KEK. I need to work on my patience desu. Keep fucking up every time.

Goodnight boro

yeah i reckon that's the real key. Finally using a wep I like and can time real well so it's fun now. Absolutely stomping cunts.

its not even 9 yet mate

formulaic . Bland

bought a big bottle of Fanta lemon

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where’s mrff

Australians are not unique socially or culturally in any way whatsoever. You’re extremely watered down yankified brits on a shitty permanent vacation that inherited the worst but not the best aspects of either overlord.

Don't do dutasteride kids.

oi what the fuck is this cunt

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seething

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Bit racist name that

RIP

How does I into cricket

tell me about why all Australians are on anti depressants

They call me basedbro

crikey, that take's as hot as the desert out the back of Woop Woop. You'd have to have a few roos loose in the top paddock ya bloody galah. It's bloody God's country over here and me and Shaz wouldn't trade it for the world. But anyways cobba it's knock-off and I'm looking at a few coldies because I'm as dry as a dead dingos donga!

too hot mate

i thought that's why they drank

Shut your manlet mouth.

reminder that Jordan Peterson is on QandA tonight along with a tranny and Van Badham. Guaranteed meltdowns for all involved.

remember to make your next thread on Yea Forums

for me it's MAFS

oh nononono hahahahaahah

incredibly bizarre post
t. dermot

*hits you for 6*

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are you homosexual? You seem to be quite an effeminate guy

even damien barrett watches it mate

Seriously

>14 Estus flasks

ahh yes, easy mode i see

oh nononono hahaha

what are you implying? Should I be doing a no hit run on my first ever playthrough?

just havin a giggle mate
i cant even get past the tree boss

/cric/borne

where’s alchy locks

...

NEW
NEW
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are you implying cricket is one of the worst aspects of british culture?

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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