>go into barbers >theyre all qts >sit in queue waiting half an hour with the tension building up >finally get called >"right user what are we having today" >"errm...just short back and sides and a bit off the top" >"ok how much?" >"..." >she puts her fingers through my hair, indicating how much shes going to cut off "is this enough?" >"y-yea,,,thats fine" >"so how was your weekend?" >"good thanks..." >sit in silence for 15 minutes looking at myself in the mirror, occasionally locking eyes with the hairdresser, making things even more tense >"ok user all done hows that?" >looks like shit, not even close to what i wanted >"yeah thats perfect, thanks" >go home and cry >do this every month
Why are you getting your hair cut by a white woman? Head into some trendy Paki or Caribbean nigger place full of yoofs, they live and breathe the haircut you want and charge less to boot
Levi Brown
Soccer, but only for arsenal fans. Also >having hair Lol soicuck
Colton Hill
Just ask your mum to do it. It's far cheaper, quicker, you don't have to make shit small talk, and the haircut is just as good. Fuck barbers.
Adam Thomas
this. black barbers are based
Isaiah Gutierrez
I cut my own hair to avoid these types of situations
Colton Scott
oink
Lincoln Bennett
Literally me except the eye contact.
Oliver Brown
Last time around I had a qt ginger as a hairdresser and wanted to fuck her brains out the whole time I was in the seat. I even succeeded to keep the conversation going, but I already have a gf.
