>go into barbers >theyre all qts >sit in queue waiting half an hour with the tension building up >finally get called >"right user what are we having today" >"errm...just short back and sides and a bit off the top" >"ok how much?" >"..." >she puts her fingers through my hair, indicating how much shes going to cut off "is this enough?" >"y-yea,,,thats fine" >"so how was your weekend?" >"good thanks..." >sit in silence for 15 minutes looking at myself in the mirror, occasionally locking eyes with the hairdresser, making things even more tense >"ok user all done hows that?" >looks like shit, not even close to what i wanted >"yeah thats perfect, thanks" >go home and cry >do this every month
Why are you getting your hair cut by a white woman? Head into some trendy Paki or Caribbean nigger place full of yoofs, they live and breathe the haircut you want and charge less to boot
Levi Brown
Soccer, but only for arsenal fans. Also >having hair Lol soicuck
Colton Hill
Just ask your mum to do it. It's far cheaper, quicker, you don't have to make shit small talk, and the haircut is just as good. Fuck barbers.
Adam Thomas
this. black barbers are based
Isaiah Gutierrez
I cut my own hair to avoid these types of situations
Colton Scott
oink
Lincoln Bennett
Literally me except the eye contact.
Oliver Brown
Last time around I had a qt ginger as a hairdresser and wanted to fuck her brains out the whole time I was in the seat. I even succeeded to keep the conversation going, but I already have a gf.
There's this Armenian guy who has a Manchester United saloon in my neighborhood. He's the biggest customer I've ever seen. Got a haircut once during peak moyes times. Bantered him for a good half an hour.
Only regret i couldn't visit him while mou was still there
My barber shop is run by Greeks and I'm always content with their haircuts desu
The wife of the owner is especially good since she holds a good balance between not talking too much but also not letting create a completely silent akwardness during the cut.
well spent 17€ each month desu
Blake Cox
>be me, perfectly social >can hold/start a conversation completely fine, funny, have stuff to talk about etc >cant for the life of me talk normally with barbers, get incredibly nervous for some reason why is this?
Just take pictures and show them. It saves a lot of awkwardness.
Jackson Perez
They are holding a sharp object near your eyes and throat
Liam Evans
+1
Nolan Baker
>all qts >in Britain L M A O
Lucas Anderson
You only think they all look good because you are in a state of panic and there are a few of them. If you get up into their faces and scrutinize them individually i'm sure they're not that great.
Nathaniel Ramirez
I imagine myself showing picture to hairdresser and its awkward as fuck, i almost cried
Elijah Peterson
I have to agree; I have never had a bad haircut when it's an old guy. Always understands what I'm asking for.
SHAVE IT ALL OFF AAAAAAAAAAA
Juan Nelson
why are you posting this latina?
Hudson Anderson
>that t-shirt simple as
Kayden Brown
I go to the local turkish barber. He usually does a decent job and he can barely speak English so we rarely talk to each other. He also singes off your ear hairs with a flame.
Christopher Young
for me it's the lebs
Hudson Flores
fucking based
Oliver Perry
i can see you in the reflection
lift more bro, you seem a bit lanky
Hudson Wright
>female barbers for males is this really a thing in UK?
Benjamin Walker
its unusual but it happens, all the staff in my barbers are female and i've been going for years
Nathaniel Reed
Native hairdressers are shit 99% of the time, no matter where you're from. As a rule of thumb, the more exotic the better.
My hairdresser is a flaming homosexual from Senegal who makes perfect coffee to boot. Shit's comfy af.
Oliver Diaz
My best experience: Held my hands out of the handheld things. So elbows are pointing out. The young petite qt barber rubs her mound/innerthighs on my left elbow a bit on one point.
Joseph Gomez
always had problems with shit haircuts. found the best rated one in my nearest city. they charge £30 a cut but it's far and away the best haircut I've ever had. The lad who cuts my hair is obviously very good at what he does.
Dylan Lee
One of the best decisions I ever made was learning to cut my own hair
The only advantage to going somewhere is that you might occasionally get a tit brushed against your arm
Leo Flores
I haven't been at barber for 3 years now. Looking like a fucking hippie, but at least I can avoid moments like this.
Isaiah Hernandez
This. Posting this from my barbers lmao
Matthew Gonzalez
>letting women cut your hair
Brody Rodriguez
>go to a place run by three women but set up like a barbers >two prime milfs and a girl in her late teens >expecting shit-tier conversation but put up with it because they were all hot >within minutes of me sitting down they're asking each other if they do anal >discussing graphic stuff without a hint of shame >banter flying left and right >occasionally they tease me about something >by the time I'm done I'm literally blushing
And that's when I understood why some people could develop a femdom fetish. Wish I still lived there, was a dece cut as well
Brody Hall
i go to a black barbers and they charge like 4 quid lol
Ayden Young
Unironically me
Nicholas Turner
I thought I was the only one.
Jonathan Evans
post a pic of your barber shop from the outside
William White
Are barber shop names shitty puns in other countries as well or is that a German thing?
Parker Gomez
>Went to the same barber all my life because everyone else fucks it up >Right up until I got older and my hair started thinning >Taught myself to cut it from then on >Almost cried the last time I went in there One of the best guys. Soldier, hunter, father, missing both of his feet due to illness but still found it in himself to work despite his age. Everyone called him 'The Gun Runner' because he sold guns and because right inside the door to his shop he had thousands of dollars worth of guns inside this huge metal safe and on the walls. Have more respect for him than anyone in my family, to be honest.
Luis Gutierrez
Nah there some other here too
Chase Ramirez
>Hair are long and I have to go to the barber soon
I need a hair cut soon. Always awkward. I have no idea where to go since I just moved to an unknown place.
Hunter Howard
they laugh at you after you leave
Jaxon Ramirez
Aren't real barber a dude? I though if it is chicks it is a salon. Please confirm as English not my first language.
Aiden Thompson
No one gives a shit about your beta male experiences cunt Sage
Cooper Perez
literally haven't got my hair cut at a barmers since december 2012
Parker Bell
The last time I went to a barber I was like 12 or something. Since then I cut my hair with my own hair clipper. I do that about 5-6 per year.
Christopher Parker
The same guy has cut my hair since I was five.
Julian Walker
>go to italian barbers >don't have to bother with small talk becuase they all just speak to each other in italian >haircut always looks decent despite how vague I am with asking for what I want
