Like The Super Bowl But x4 We Slippy Season Now Lads Get Comfy
Manchester United vs Liverpool - Premier League
Ayden Hall
Isaac Russell
Hudson Murphy
we lit
Adam Davis
IT SLIPPED IT SLIPPED
Tyler Barnes
the superb owl isn't a rivalry game it's a cup final
Kevin Lee
What's UTD's lineup going to be if Martial and Lingard are out?
Jack Richardson
Brexit
Lincoln Rodriguez
More people will still watch this game, nice sport you have there.
Michael Reed
Climate change is fucking up the seasons, we might have to adjust the Almanac a little
Adrian Carter
This year slip is not even funny, too far from the last matchdays and the gap wasn't that big anyway.
Austin Watson
Reminder
The Classic >> el "classico"
Ryder Thomas
It won't slip.
Logan Russell
too much ass
Samuel Miller
this thread have been blessed with wizard pepe only double digits prediction will become reality.
Elijah Ramirez
fuck turkey
Kevin Ross
Jaxson Murphy
based
Henry Perry
dismal
Kayden Fisher
7-1 will happen again.
Hudson Perez
liverpool will win today 3:0
Wyatt Green
Brayden Turner
Sadly, it's gonna be a 0-0 draw
Nolan Miller
BIGGEST SPORTS TEAM IN THE WORLD BTW
Cameron Phillips
Liverpool wins only if based Porto poster gives us his divine blessings. Otherwise we're done for Liverbros!
Luis Murphy
le classico >The Classic >> el "classico"
Noah Lee
how do you know this
Noah Ross
ManU isn Brett
Nathan Peterson
If Henderson starts it’s an United win. cap this.
Carson Powell
>Sadly
but that'sa good result for us ABL
Matthew Young
Instinct
Levi Parker
what a fat whore
Nolan Evans
Lincoln Adams
Hopefully the PSG result has rattled Mercenary United.
Austin Hill
>I now remember that she had breast reduction
reeeeee
Leo Kelly
did you miss the chelsea game? it didn't
Samuel Campbell
>96
Nathan Flores
Chelsea are awful at the moment though.
Jacob Harris
How many bings and bongs?
Andrew Gomez
3.5
Luke Collins
What video game do I play for another 3 and a half hours while waiting for this game?
Andrew Bennett
Rdr2
Jeremiah Sanders
some classic rocco vs kelly stafford action
William Cook
the talos project, very comfy
Jose Powell
Resident evil remake
Total war medieval 2
rocket league
Carson Scott
Mourinho got sacked tho
Jordan Fisher
Lumines. I bought Dirt Rally 2 on Friday so I'm gonna play that.
Sebastian Sullivan
damn lumines was my shit back in the day
Nathaniel Fisher
Alright la?
Andrew Cooper
handegg manager
Jack Cox
L I V
E R P
O O L
LIVERPOOL FC
Brody Lewis
7:56 here.
I'm going to watch some episodes of Black Mirror until the match
Robert Hill
Comfy 3-0
Ryder Walker
League of legends, like me
Colton Carter
Is that the slag who gets facefuckt on pornhub?
Benjamin Russell
s-source?
Brandon Sanchez
Brody Mitchell
...
Daniel Harris
Lincoln Rivera
what are you guys having for lunch
for me? it's sausage, bacon, mushroom and brown sauce in a tiger loaf baguette
Wyatt Reyes
Sounds nice.
For me, it's steak. Gonna get hammered after the match.
Eli Morgan
i got a brekky burrito
Ethan Taylor
>sausage, bacon
This doesn't sound very halal
Xavier Fisher
eh, night here, had some chicken wraps for dinner, baking some weed edibles and gonna drink some leftover smirnoff before and during the game, degenerate af but fuck what society thinks, ima NEETchad
Josiah Hill
Jose Gonzalez
unironically Gay
Luke Rivera
BREHS
Brandon Powell
Minesweeper
Jackson Bell
Pretty HYP desu senpai
Asher Gomez
the biggest in the world
Chase Anderson
unironically new
Nolan Baker
You know it
Oliver Harris
Surely they could have given one of these PL games a 12pm kick off
Jason Cruz
Just had some pasta and tomato sauce m8, feelin comfy af
Colton Jackson
Juan Long
Late breakfast.... full English lad at 11 on sundays
Brody Ross
Still steaming from last night in bed. Nothing in the fridge. Might walk to the local cafe (5mins) and get a bacon sarnie to go. Thoughts on this plan of action?
Julian Perry
peppered smoked macquerel with some bread and 2(two) speculoos flavoured tiramisus
Mason Myers
That's a good thing
Cooper Miller
Desperate for female company
Hunter Barnes
the lads
Jonathan Phillips
Sauce me up. Forgot her name
Nolan Carter
lads
this is a masterpiece
Sebastian Phillips
>le classico
>implying there are two teams in france for a rivalry to even exist
zozzle
Henry Ward
How desperate?
Angel Morris
>frbr
>famine reply best reply
Angel Wood
le classico = psg/marseille
le cashico = psg/monaco
l'olympico = lyon/marseille
le cuckico = lyon/saint etienne
watch our league
Ayden Young
jesus christ
Josiah Foster
youtube.com
Thread theme
Angel Moore
I took coke last night and tried it on with the fittest girl in my circle. Not a particularly good idea but now fixated with getting my rocks off in a top class escort just to get the whole idea of sleeping with a model tier girl out of my head desu.
Henry Moore
is this real?
Julian Martin
all of a sudden I don't feel so bad about my life situation
Ian Lopez
As noel gallagher said, cocaine isn't expensive - the decisions we make while high are
Ye
Michael Morales
wtf I love Mike Dean now
Daniel Lewis
is cocaine even available in ethiopia?
Adam Morgan
I'm American
Carter Morales
To the lads that were asking the Asian lass is mylittlehugot
Adam Hernandez
Jaxson Collins
Romero is absolutely fucking based.
Connor Nguyen
Chelshit is Huddlerfield tier at the moment.
Julian Gomez
hes a team player without even playing a minute hes die hard united
Ryan Fisher
just post webm of that cocktease trying to get some dick la
Easton Wilson
Noah Ross
William Cruz
Neutral fan but I want Liverpool to win here
Can't stand United
Jose Young
Jaxon Watson
WE LIT
Mason Edwards
underrated
Nathan Kelly
>leicester
>caring about results of slippers fc vs moy united.
Oliver Cox
Same, ate em too and it gives us 4th if we don't fuck up against Soton (which we always do)
John Ramirez
James Foster
Adam Cook
brexit means brexit
Jaxon Nguyen
Why is it so fucking hot? Its still feb
Xavier Russell
This year is Liverpools year
Landon Parker
bloody global warming innit
Jason Lee
What the best way to get comfy
Daniel Rodriguez
This is not
William Parker
fat people problems
can relate
Xavier Carter
Nah summer this year wasn't too bad for me. Climate change probably debunked if I'm honest
Gabriel Murphy
Jack Wright
>tfw won't be able to watch the game
promised to go play bingo with the grandparents
Brandon Lee
put ya feet up, read a book, and play this in the background
youtube.com
Dominic Ortiz
That's really nice and wholesome user. They'll be plenty of meme games in the future your grandparents wont be around forever
Xavier Fisher
Smoked salmon on baguette
Nathaniel Brown
Austin Morales
De Gea-Rojo-Smalling-Bailly-Young-Matic-Fred-Pogba-Lingard-Sanchez-Martial
Charles Price
Bacon sandwich
Going to go to Tesco and pick up something from the finest selection for dinner
Luis Torres
Don’t buy these lads they don’t taste anything like crunchy nut
Jaxon Diaz
Based user caring about his grandparents
Wyatt Diaz
lads ive got a 1500 word report to write for tomorrow, how do i concentrate?
Gavin Barnes
Thank you
Angel Sullivan
Watch both games
Dominic Morales
get the beef stroganoff
Samuel Howard
R I P P E N
Tyler Peterson
predict the scoreline anyone?
i would say 9-6 to manure. crushing Poo's title hopes
Luke Wright
2-1 for me
Yea Forums would freak if that ended as your score
Mason Flores
0-0
Nathan Butler
Fuck, Arsenal - Southampton is on at the same time, what do I watch?
Nicholas Morgan
5-4 United
Juan Stewart
a PULSATING 2-2 draw
Jason Young
Utd-Liv is unequivocally the GOAT derby. No tinpot softy southern shite like the norf landan derby.
Austin Carter
This isn't a derby you fucking idiot
Samuel Green
3-3 last goals of allison and de gay
Robert Nguyen
it's a remote derby
Joshua Fisher
Sanchez will earn his goal scoring bonus today
Lincoln Watson
hannover - eintracht
Jason Edwards
Thomas Price
McTominay starting.
Isaac Watson
this, but unironically
Easton Lewis
Luis Mitchell
The stupid indian cunt has started another match thread
David Cox
>Lukaku
yikes
Jaxson Reed
savour these moments user, football can wait another day
Evan Perry
3-0 liverpoop and Basedle gets exposed again.
Adrian Roberts
>McTominay
He'll either be a liability or unexpected game winner. Just watch.
Hudson Perry
>McTominay
I've not seen much of him, he's alright though, ain't he?
Julian Perez
where's jones?
Hudson Turner
>tfw this is the day that kills the ABL
Caleb Cruz
>scottish
No
Jace Flores
He'll earn several times his goal bonus.
But he won't score any goals.
Adrian Baker
lmao liverpool will win this 5-0
Bentley Cooper
get in the match threead lads
Carson Edwards
>mouyes got fired after playing lukaku vs liverpool
>ole will get fired after playing lukaku vs liverpool
BASED
Luis Perez
how can you slip in February? how can you slip agains man city, the greatest team the premier league has ever seen?
Nathan Ramirez
who's tavares lads?
Blake Richardson
herrera will dominate the midfield as he seemingly always does against liverpool
Wyatt Parker
why isn't lingard starting
Ian Gutierrez
>trying to get into the head of an ABL
m8 they have mushy peas up there youre not gonna make sense of them
Gabriel Torres
you do what you want when u poppin
Parker Clark
The player who will lose Liverpool the match
Aaron Long
Blake Hill
>Mancs unironically call us bin dippers whilst they stand around sniffing bins
KEK
Dominic Collins
shit band from the 70s
John Mitchell
I think it is for late game speed after Liverpoop are worn down.
Dominic Myers
Remember when BBC Sport had that strange period of calling Ronaldo "dos Santos Aveiro" in the score banner in match reports?
Ryder Bennett
Google says he's a hockey player
Cooper Nguyen
How many times are you going to post this, rat muncher?
Joshua Howard
pacy winger from my FM06 Atletico save which got corrupted and which I will never get back
Henry Russell
GIGGZ
GIGGZ WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN
Adam Phillips
back from injury
Dylan Campbell
How do you even get high from this? What is it they're sniffing?
Mason Collins
fabihno tavarez - - I've already fucked the fuck from the starch in front of this powerful street artist. gonna laugh now
Jaxon Moore
Not sure if I should go get some drink. Been hitting it hard this week
Ryder Harris
Fuck off.
Ryan Phillips
>This Oscars style VT on Sky
Cringe
Zachary Davis
Liverpool
Owen Bennett
Post the rest of the LiverpoolXAnime
Christopher Baker
do it
Jordan Young
PM'd ;)
Aaron Stewart
3 open-faced sandwiches on rye with meat, avocado and hummus
3 boiled eggs
Ethan Johnson
Josiah Taylor
Regardless of score i expect one GK major fuckup
Jacob Bennett
Who was in the wrong here?
Jonathan Thompson
ordered a subway off uber eats
Xavier Lopez
Have you ever wondered if they are shitting before the match? Do they take a meds, put on a suppository or something? Because if you will get such a foul like kick in the stomach its probably enough that the sharp farts can go, or even worse - you can accidentally shit yourself. And what then - yellow card by breaking down? player change by letting go of the sphincter? Or do they continue to play in the feces?
Mason Hall
Nemanja in the studio.
Bentley Powell
Take De Gay and Pogba out and that's a midtable team.
Matthew Peterson
Remember to never post in Indian threads.
Joshua Bailey
for me? its the footlong meat feast with all salad but gherkins onions and olives and chipotle sauce
Connor Turner
callyman sam says united to win 3-1
Benjamin Cruz
>Implying this is even a discussion
Steve Bennett and Howard Webb were the 2 most corrupt referees in the league. What they did was worse than Calciopoli.
Brody Bell
>no Matic
>no Lingard
>no Martial
If Liverpool don’t win this they don’t deserve to win the title.
Cooper Reyes
they take meds to shit before the match
t. knower
Parker Sullivan
They don't deserve to win the title anyway
Oliver Williams
Let it go mate. ‘Twas a decade ago.
Matthew Wright
Van Dijk slips today
Josiah Sanders
they have to take meds, imagine getting the runs during a game because you're nervous
Jordan Nelson
Match thread lads
Nathaniel Taylor
Nobody has realised the Young is on the wrong side of the defence. Every time we play Liverpool he pockets Salah but Ole has put him on the other side this game. Expect Salah to rip Shaw to shreds.
Benjamin Clark
>ronaldo7 is not allowed to post links to Premier League games anymore
>/r/soccer streams is down
What the fuck do I do now
Hudson Perry
Usually an athlete eats 3-4 hours before a match, an it's healthy shit so there's no worries of shitting during the match.
Also relevant, this is a video of Gary Lineker shitting himself during a match.
youtube.com
Jaxson Hernandez
footybite
Leo White
Was this the saddest moment in sport history?
Mason Rivera
>He didn't bookmark all the streaming sites when the last subreddit came up
Really stupid not to learn after the first time m8, your own fault.
Carson Cook
neostreamz,com
Jacob Anderson
surely if you're not a liverpool fan you want yanited to win today?
i'm pretty ABU, but ABL pips this quite easily - they cannot win the league under any circumstances, thier fans will be unbearable.
Cameron Ortiz
We’ve got a match thread now
Jaxon Evans
not as bad as watching the city you live in turn into a foreign country around your shop - getting it trashed in riots was inevitable.
still sad though
Julian Robinson
Crickfree was always my backup to Reddit. Works but is annoying as fuck to use.
Luke Mitchell
fuck off
Jordan Rogers
Yep, and when he does play he's actually very good. Great shot stopper. He looks coked off his head 24/7. I love it
Landon Clark
>thier fans will be unbearable.
The amount of times you cunts have mentioned this is almost, errr.. unbareable
Robert Stewart
Thanks
Brayden Rogers
Used to be better than them back in the day
Angel Stewart
>four threads
Samuel Watson
>young chavs on bikes hanging around the corner shop again
at least they're getting fresh air I suppose
Nicholas Price
Stop making so many threads you spastics
Jason Smith
Just stay here you faggots
Jonathan Gutierrez
Fuck sake, that was my go to site for every fucking match.
Kayden Miller
SCOUSER CUNTS
Noah Diaz
>two threads
HAHA great job guys, game hasn't even started.
Carter Rivera
That coral advert with the sceptic fella is annoying af
Connor Rogers
Based. This is better thsn watching the game user
Joshua Rodriguez
TOO BIG A GAME TODAY LADS
CLOSE YER LAPTOPS SPEND TODAY WITH YER FAMILY
TOO BIG A GAME TODAY LADS
CLOSE YER LAPTOPS SPEND TODAY WITH YER FAMILY
Noah Cox
I never got to meet my grandparents.
Christopher Gutierrez
average united fan
Brody Gonzalez
luv eggs
luv bacon
luv my cuppa
luv Sunday morning footie
Eli Cook
>de Gea
Carson Hill
Based
Blake Butler
Im slippy as fuck at 2pm
Andrew Rodriguez
4xs more boring than the sb
Mason Cox
Villa fan here
United fans are bigger cunts than Liverpool fans, want Liverpool to win