I wil NOT be watching cuckpool against manure because I have to wagecuck today...

I wil NOT be watching cuckpool against manure because I have to wagecuck today. Can anybody put a bullet in my head for the love of God.

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>Sundany evening
Do you work in the service industry or something?

No i work at the outlet. Mainly selling jeans to germans.

I won't either because I'll be asleep.

you'll be asleep at 3 PM?

Is it usually busy on a sunday? If you're a cashier you could sneakily stream it on your phone.

>asleep
fucking pussy the game is on at 5am for me and I'll still be watching it

Just call in sick lad.

Sadly I have to be at the jeans.

6:00 AM
I work at 5:00 PM lol

FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS AT 9 PM TODAY

IT'S IN 6 FUCKING HOURS

AAAAAAA

I wish ameribro. But if I call myself sick 1 time more my contract won't be prolonged. And I earn goof money here for my age.

oh no no no no

>been up at 4 or 4:30 AM for 20 years in a row now to watch this game

6AM is practically fucking primetime you vaginas. At least it looks like the expanding US TV market has got me an extra hour or 2 of sleep this time.

Also, this game generally tends to be low scoring which I know means it won't be you zoomer faggots' cup of tea. I expect all of you to be back asleep by about the 11:21 mark desu

Are you a neet?

No? It's a marquee fixture so it's always on a weekend. No shit

Bitch... 9AM here on the east coast


Nice Guinness for breakfast

Stop watching our league

>marquee fixture

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>least coast

>been up at 4 or 4:30 AM for 20 years in a row now to watch this game
see

woah
checking myself

omg
never got quad consecutive dubs b4

No imma wake up early, watch your league and make fun of whichever team loses and if they tie I'll make fun of both of them.

that's what i'm going to do. except the waking up early.
STOP WATCHING OUR LEAGUE

Why? I know more about it than the vast majority of foreigners (and probably most Bongs too, if we're being honest) desu

Also I've been watching it since I was 6 and there was no MLS team for me to follow. Isn't it worse to switch teams?

i'm just b8ing you. it's good for morale

Fake an injury like Nani

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>I wil NOT be watching cuckpool against manure because I have to wagecuck today.
Cuck, don't you have league of your own?

ive been watching your league for 27 years though

Stfu slav gopnik. Who the fuck told you that I don't follow the dutch league you fucking low iq having, toilet cleaning faggot.

Stamp on somebody and get sent home after 38 seconds like Gerrard
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ahhh blooh bloooh

Ah well, at least it's double time for a sunday.

that bullet ain't free wagie.

Calm down, Andy.

I missed the Wimbledon 2014 final due to being a wagecuck but I wanted Federer to win so nvm.

>missed nothing
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