/hoc/

no lefs

>I was literally walking down my street in Van
>van
go literally anywhere else in canada
they don't call it hongcouver for nothing
hmmmmmmmmyes it is

who /tank/ here

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muzzin kinda sucks

only thing that'll save the night is if crosby dies on the ice.

For me, it's Lazyman being a giant pile of useless Reddit fucking garbage and giving me the option to play the matinee games but none of the current ones.

Bet I've been to more Motley Crue concerts than any of you

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the leffs are fucking trash. zero truculence. zero grit. pajama boy and the cadre of speedy manlets are fucking useless. shit team, shit city, shit """people""" should be removed from canada by force. fuck t*r*nt*.

Whats funny is that the habs look like they're just treating the PP like its 5 on 5 so far tonight.

>toronto making shaw look like an all-star

cbc.ca
use a canadian vpn

...

>tfw Markham is the other Chinese city in Canada
>tfw watching historic farmland and property get turned into subdivisions

stadium series in 10 minutes
shant watch Toronto and Montreal

Bless you, boomer goalie.

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Hot damn.

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The CBC streams fucking suck. Get the stream on reddit. It's the only thing this site is good for.

LAFFS

ABSOLUTELY

DEMOLISHED

at least its not Brampton. Brampton is so fucked, east indians use communal gym showers as bathrooms

abc streams are better than the reddit streams in my experience

nhl.tv is on for $25 now

nhl66.ir

Agree, Brampistan is much worse

This is a quality post.

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this
guess I'll have to watch the pongs vs flylels at ESPN

maybe is for the best if you go to sleep Denmark

Imagine paying hundreds of dollars to watch a game where laffs are down 3-0 in first.

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lazyman quality. no reddit bullshit.

>3/4 the way through the season
no shit

YOU TUBE WAKE UP!!!

~~jeff petry appreciation post~~

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I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP~

FUCK THE LEAFS AND FUCK CHINA

t. (((Gary)))

Every times I tried to look at a CBC stream, it would stutter and when it didn't, it looked bitstarved. The reddit streams usually work properly for me, good quality and it doesn't strutter. No ads too since it's the NHL Center Ice feed and there's no intrusive ads when you have a good adblocker.

Preds trying to kill MacK.

Imagine the absolute asspain if columbus actually won the lee

exactly, and its worth it if youre not a coinlet

Welcome back Daoust

>>another pp

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i really hope this so that kekäläinen wont get fired

>all these penalties
gary must be trying to make montreal relevant again

how long until babcuck gets fired?

>OTT and CBJ finalizing a deal to send Ryan Dzingel to the Blue Jackets. #TradeCentre

HOLY

teds loading up just to get btfo in the 1st round lmao

It's what Goonsville does best

>first time having sugar in a month
>getting diarrhea

help

Every time i see the leafs play I wonder how they won a single game all season.

yes. glad she is back

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>anime
such a shitty source of entertainment

thats called a storm surge

nhl66.ir is the next best thing after lazyman.

@FriedgeHNIC

CLB/OTT deal is Dzingel and Calgary7th (OTT owns) in 2019 for 2 2nds and Anthony Duclair

Theres other teams Ottawa.

take your pills Cherry

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is melnyk just trolling the good people of the capital of canada now?

>giving even one penny to rogers
shan't

shant be watching senile grapes

jarmo must have literally sucked on dorions penis

>>>r/hockey

A bit eraly but we write babcocks why leafs lost speech.

'We didnt play hard enough'

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>TRASHVILLE
Thinking pekka rinne is just too good right now

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>its true

fuck this gay sport

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MACKINNON

How happy is Torts to be rid of Duclair?

your loss homo

also neekereitä :DDD

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>good people
>ottawa

>
>

Pens/Flyers gamethread

LOL Did trashville hit their own players

Fucking lmao

the leafs pay hundreds of millions of dollars for this????????????????????

special ed edition

>jackets also have dzingel now
BASEDDDDD

So they get Duclair and 1 second round pick essentially?

>Duclair
but why

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Torts going to great lengths to get rid of him I guess lol

god damn teds going all out

>don cherry literally just mumbles now
why do they keep rolling him out there?

>dzingel played college hockey at OSU in columbus
neat

costs melnyk like 1mill less.

Grapes seems more drunk and senile than usual tonight

PASTARAUNT!!

I was thinking he's more docile than never

Duclair and what I assume are the 2020 and 2021 2nd rounders as Montreal has Columbus' 2019 2nd.

jesus the jackets are fucking going for it I guess

interdasting

>pay 25 smackers on nhl.tv
or
>watch $0.00 stream and spend the money on onion rings
choices, choices

Based
twitter.com/ibslivesmatter/status/1099475005652520963?s=21

>Don complaining about roughhousing

WTF, did Ron slip GHB in his coffee?

Columbus probabaly asked them to take him

i hope stadium series bro fucks that broad tonight. good luck stadium bro

Still won't beat the Pens

>don cherry actually saying that the benches should be on different sides

its like he has switched personalities now

>still raining
This game going to be shit.

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Grim, scared status at dangerously low levels.

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I think he might actually be dead and that's post-mortem spasms

Well no actually at this point with the roster now they would demolish the penguins
All that depth that Pittsburgh used to have is all gone now

i think Cherry had a stroke

>Dzingel going to Columbus is considered a rental so he goes cheap
>Dzingel went to Ohio State
>He's coming home
Yeah, that's gonna be a re-sign.

100% I’m so excited for this playoffs
It shows Kek actually wants to win it all

ZUCC TO STARS

@DarrenDreger

Zuccarello to Dallas is confirmed.

Conditional picks (2)

ZUCCARELLO TO STARS
NOT A DRILL

based Grapes giving props to Mike Smith

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Oh, hello...

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Yo mama's cherry got stroked.

twitter.com/Eurolanche/status/1099473713899147265?s=09

Pred fans already leaving lmao. No fucking loyalty.

Zucc to Dallas wow what the hell I did NOT see this one coming

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OH HO NO NO NO NO NO

>twitter.com/NHL/status/1099476044812304386

I’m so excited for Columbus to win a playoff series

I think they panicked about their scoring after getting shut out twice in a row by the Hurricanes.

>76 pts for laffs
kinda sad desu

>living anywhere near Toronto

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AVS 5
TRASH 0

BTFO

>twice as many shots
>4 less goals
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE NASHVILLE PREY

>these will be all the trades this deadline

Darren Dreger

Verified account

@DarrenDreger
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2nd and 3rd conditional picks to NYR for Zuccarello from Dallas.

even though these trades could be a disaster for columbus I'm glad we're doing something risky for fucking once

>Getting scored on by Nikita "unga bunga me hit hard" Zadorov
oh no no no no

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>Pepsi is more than okay

FUCK markham dirty fucking city. SCARBOUROUGH is top teir

>prods

Holy shit

>being an albortion

Did the rangers get robbed? They didn’t even get a prospect

STOP MAKING TRADES AND WAIT UNTIL MONDAY YOU FUCKS OR DEADLINE DAY WILL BE BORING AS FUCK

I wonder if there's going to be some Norwegian Stars fans now that their favourite player is moving to Texas

wtf CBC

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Seems like a steal for the Stars, no prospects invovled

I think the return for Zucc (and Hayes when that happens) are going to be low because there's rumours they're going to go back to NY on July 1st.

Laffs confirmed for first round exit and window closed

Quick someone fire a Puck through

>getting shutout by Grubauer
>on the road
>after a back to back
Laughing SO HARD at the Trashville Predditors

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91085228
>bringing up alberta for no reason
rent free

STONE TO HABS

I assume that's why Zucc was conditional and Hayes will be too

Assylvania is forever sunbelt after this fucking embarrassment

iirc the rangers hope for Zucc was to trade him and hope he re-signs with them in the offseason

>WOOOOOH

Don't do that.

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Avs aren't losing again in the regular season

Random but important question: is anyone here feeling scared?

God, I fucking hate the Flyers so much

I stand with Albertbros in Toronto hate

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Why are all flyers players act like negroes?

NOT A BUST
O
T

A

BUST
U
S
T

YOU MAKE MY DREEEEAAAMMSS COOOOME TRUUEEEE

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Verified account

@TSNBobMcKenzie
59s60 seconds ago
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Zuccarello off to DAL, pending trade call, in exchange for 2nd round pick in 2019 and third round pick in 2020. The 2nd rounder becomes a first if DAL wins two playoff rounds. The 3rd becomes a first if DAL re-signs Zuccarello.

leafs are going to be THE dynasty of the 20's

ZUCC

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I feel you user

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STAY CAUTIOUS, M8S.

Honestly at this point the bluejackets are better than the laffs
Laffs only have center depth and a top line, the jackets have a top line 3 solid centers and a hell of a lot of winger depth
I think the jackets would beat them

I'm scared I'm going to die alone

Its fucking raining. When will dumb sunbelters (ie americans) stop being obsessed with these shitty outdoor games?

I predicted hayes to flames, and it looks like it's going to happen

Actual pic of Rinnie tonight.

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mfw didn't give up a first or a prospect for the Zucc

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>hating on Toronto

If you don’t are you really Canadian

>standing with Alberta

Fuck those dumbasses, muh oil, muh transfer payments are the only thing they seem to be able to say

TWICE in this fucking game ive seen the habs REACH UP and HIT the puck with their hand with NO PENALTY called. this is fucking BULLSHIT. it should be 3-1 leafs.

So if Dallas doesnt even pursue resigning him that still counts right? Because 2 firsts is steep for Zuccarello desu

I'll fill Rinne full of holes if I ever see that Finnish FUCK near >my team desu

>Zuccarello off to DAL, pending trade call, in exchange for 2nd round pick in 2019 and third round pick in 2020. The 2nd rounder becomes a first if DAL wins two playoff rounds. The 3rd becomes a first if DAL re-signs Zuccarello.

Just accept it, it's much easier

STAY ALERT, STAY SAFE

>penguins are actually out of a playoff spot
cmoon flyers you can do it

Pls stop acting like a sunbelter

The Ducks should just give up and hope for the first overall pick.

BING BING WA

blow it out your ass, leaf

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Shutout Vegas
Shoot down the Jets Twice
Fuck over the Blackhawks
Rape the Preds

Dare I say it? Are the Avs Back?

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Interesting take

Just playing shit teams

stop bringing us into your argument. some guy talked shit about Ontario and you replied with >imagine being an albortion
the guy didn't even post anything about Alberta. get us out of your head

Their miserable fucking fan presence is certainly back.

What happened to the Jets?

>Pierre complementing his shaft handling skills

what he said

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kek

More like bing bing WCF

isn't glory hole wall supposed to be opaque?

>an unlikely alliance emerges

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impressive

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is that ireland and the falkland flags?

>hey user, what are you up to tonight?

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>shit teams

All bar Blackhawks have more points you fucking retard.

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>avs fans are back for some reason
hmmm

Shorks got dicked down hard tonight by Columbus

UPVOTED!

Watching hockey, drunkenly yelling at my TV, and beating off.
How did you get into my house

Was for

Not much, just participating in multiple engaging conversations on my favorite internet forum. You?

thank you

>walk to liquor store down the street to get beer and whiskey.
>guy on the corner of the street i live on on the phone screaming at his soon to be ex wife.
>screaming on the top of his lungs about her leaving
>breaks down crying.
cheers lads

lets pretend theres a draft for any player that started in the league in the past 10 years (starting 2009 draft). who would you pick first?

No one cares

jesus I'm pretty sure I've squeezed igneous rocks softer than those tits

Spare him a brewskie, lad

I'm far passed that point user

>your mom let me in silly! She thought we'd really hit it off

>PONGS

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Pulju

john tavares

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i woulda, but he was screeching when i was passing him

She's natty lad

should have asked him for his blessing to take her on a date

Remember to be the capybara /hoc/

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Nail Yakupov

she's not, but they look very real for fake tits

s-socialising with my friends on my favorite c-cartoon chat room

how come when you look up these "MILF" pornstars they're always like 29 years old, meanwhile they look like they've been through 3 kids, 2 divorces and a DUI

ive seen realer looking titties on mannequins

Makeup?

based

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why does reddit have to ruin literally everything?

>checked

because they're been involved in the porn industry for over a decade. thats like 40 years in the coal mines.

i don't get it

because there is only so much skin creams can fix when your job is to quite literally be smacked in the face with cocks every day

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go back and play him some joe cocker from your mobile speaker
youtube.com/watch?v=p7EUZ5t4N88

and there ain't no canary in the porn industry

do you make these pictures yourself and about how many of them do you have?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT HOW SURPRISED THIS GUY IS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's an autistic person who shops together a picture of a girl in a picture of some food and post them on a Chinese cartoon board

It's a guy avatar fagging
sage and report

he's what we like to call based

YESSSSSSSS this is the game i wanted

that's powerful
I want to put this on a Famous Quotes poster and sell is for, well, I guess /hoc/
>How can /hoc/ become a Fortune 500 corporation? with this quote and it's meaning firming in mind...

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Nice beards boys

sidney crosby is elite

This enterprise commercial with Brodeur is pretty based

Based Simmonds

SYDNEY JUS GOT DA PEOPLE'S ELBOW

dude married his brother in laws' wife

And frankly he wasn't even that good of a goalie honestly

youtu.be/dmnhssxSoLo

>snes fan

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>imagine Christmas dinner
>with your uncle/daddy

>his brother in laws' wife
... his sister?

ARE WE STILL STAYING SCARED MATES???

Damn bro that’s like his sister

Stay cautious, m8.

Jackets are elite

Benn with the 200 foot slappers.

>tfw the snes acquire Duclair

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battle of pennsylvania commencing finally

SCARED LEVEL OFFICIAL STATUS;

YELLOW/ORANGE
CAUTIOUS WITH FLIGHTS OF PANICK

REMAIN HYDRATED/ CONTACTED EMS IF INJURED

BIG ENNIS

Why do they allow niggers to play hockey again?

>hasb

What if the jackets also acquire stone?

ennis is okay in my books

Would rather watch women's hockey than the metropolitan division

get mete off the pk

*ahem*
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK CHINA
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Would rather watch paint dry than the Metropolitan division

they have nothing left to trade

Special teams are the death of the Habs. Just fucking PUTRID.

agreed

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Hello out there, we're on the air, it's 'Hockey Night' tonight.
Tension grows, the whistle blows, and the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps, and the players bump, and the fans all go insane.
Someone roars, "Bobby Scores!", at the good ol' Hockey Game.
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.
Second Period.
Where players dash, with skates aflash, the home team trails behind.
But they grab the puck, and go bursting up, and they're down across the line.
They storm the crease, like bumble bees, they travel like a burning flame.
We see them slide, the puck inside, it's a one-one hockey game.
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.
Third Period. Last game of the playoff too!
Oh take me where, the hockey players, face off down the rink.
And the Stanley Cup, is all filled up, for the champs who win the drink.
Now the final flick, of a hockey stick, and the one gigantic scream.
"The puck is in! The home team wins!", the good ol' hockey game.
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.
Oh! The good ol' Hockey game, is the best game you can name.
And the best game you can name, is the good ol' Hockey game.

FUCK the leafs, that penalty was pure danish bullshit

looking forward to watching poolumbus lose in the first round again

Is that the Wiz

Nah, Calgary will win the Stone sweepstakes, Melnyk only allows trades when the other team is playing

how fucked are the jackets after they inevitably lose in the first round, and panarin, bob, duchene all leave, and they have no picks?

You're just jealous you're not part of Scandinavia

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BASED AND YELLOWPILLED

I know when to go in...
>uhm... what?

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>Winnie the Pooh
?

Not too fucked
They still have The main core, the only thing they don’t have would be bob. They will most likely sign duchene in the offseason and dzingel, and they should make the playoffs

dunkin > tim hos

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winnie is as chink as it gets lad
time to take the red pill

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Xi Jingping banned any mention of Winnie the Pooh, because people were memeing that he looks like him

lmao oh no no no

AHEM

FUCK NIGGERS

according to the talking heads on twitter, stone to jets is more likely

>Zuccarello off to DAL, pending trade call, in exchange for 2nd round pick in 2019 and third round pick in 2020. The 2nd rounder becomes a first if DAL wins two playoff rounds. The 3rd becomes a first if DAL re-signs Zuccarello.

reminds me of bishop

>tfw no Barb gf

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what the fuck is going on with Fridge's hair.

Oh shit Byfuglien to Ottawa confirmed

Darren Dreger

Verified account

@DarrenDreger
26s26 seconds ago
Connor McDavid to COL for Rantanen + 2019 first round picks from COL and OTT

i honestly hate the habs.... if they didn't have price in net they would be an AHL-tier team

I don't mind the expense to watch full hd on the flatscreen. The apple tv app has a pretty awesome interface as well.

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WTF

>if teams didn't have their best players they'd be shit

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To be frankly honest price isn't even that good

yfw plenty of teams with star players are doing way worse than the habs

>jackets have 6 20 goal scorers on their roster
Holy fuck

>the laffs let an ahl team score 3 goals on them in one period

Brodie for Stone

i honestly hate the laffs.... if they didn't have matthews they would be an AHL-tier team

>laffs laffing

Nothing new lads they’ve been at it since expansion

This but instead of Matthews it would be Tavares, Matthews is a huge bust

So long old friend
I'm sad

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except lightning, because all their players are stars

>weber gets out-muscled by glassthews
bruh look at this dude...

laine > matthews

link that shit or fuck off

>Matthew's better goals per game and points per game and doesnt need meme PP goals to do it
Poopeelander remains as always the worst poster in /hoc/

>lose
>start doing dirty hits
sasuga, laffs

>dallas gets memarello
>when what they desperately need is defense
wew

So this is a terrible deal for >rags when neither of those happen, right?

>perpetual seethe

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If you think there's any chance that's real you're a bigger faggot than him

They are 2nd in the league in Goals Against. They're 29th in the league in Goals For.

i hate to say it lads but i think tampon gay is gonna win it all this year. they are unstoppable

why was johnnson getting bullied?

Don't ever post here again

First round ejection.

Jackets will literally win the cup after acquiring one more player named stone or Hayes

>Implying they wont choke during playoffs

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guess i thought it was still 2015

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For being a weeb faggot like you

Laine is generational. Matthews is overrated shit. Don't @ me.

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Hayes to Flames apparently

Jack Johnson is a cunt

BArb?

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My grandpa used to play with Maurice Richard

AMA

Standard >rags operating procedure

excuse me

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be nice

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we're talking about hockey points not fortnite points

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Cock-aniemi is legend

c'mon shorks. trade karlsson. don't lose out on all the deadline fun

>mon papie déménageait des meubles avec Maurice Richard

Ftfy

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>IT WAS 3-0

in the NHL?

Lol that >laffs are such luck babbies

oh, well then he's worthless

ffs wtf the leafs are so lucky

and if you think there's any chance I thought that was real you're a bigger faggot than a faggot in a faggot bar

mem goal

Nylander is elite

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>laine has worse gpg and fewer points on a better team
>literally a wheeler/scheiffle baby
>not overrated
Sheep fuckers do not deserve oxygen

jesus christ

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MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

in the junior league, but when the War broke out, he joined the air force

>2 PP goals and a lucky bounce

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Love cock but love Toronto even more

t. Fagtron 5000

This is straight up anglo oppression against french canadians.

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what the fuck kind of goal was that

seriously fix your rinks toronto what the fuuuuuuuuuuck

t. not even a habs fan

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>Patrik Laine scores at least 13 goals in March, at least 11 in the ploffs and scores the Cup winning goal for the Winnipeg Jets
screencap this post

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Is Columbus legit?

pretty cool still.

>Falls to ice
>Gets checked getting back up
Never fails to make me laugh

you know you are

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no

Damn, Johnson got fucking goofed.

These french faggot refs need to fuck off

no

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u will b

thank you my dude

yes lad, today they beat the big bad shorking shorks. they are elite. won't ever lose a game again. you should be proud.

Bluejackets are about to get stone desu

Kneelander redeeming himself?

the leafs are soft as fuck lol

>
Tbh

>another 3-3 OT

GETTIN SICK OF THIS GARY

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Willy will be a P/GP Player next season
Screencap This

t.Director of Homo Studies at Homo University

a little scared right now m8s

refs come the fuck on

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>johnson

HAHAHAHAH, what a faggot

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I am kind of related to Kevin Mclelland. He knocked up my alcoholic uncles' ex-wife. She kept the kid. I only met him once when I was 8 and he was 12. He was a fat prick. I don't know any more detail than that

EAT SHIT LAFFS

Based security nig

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I'd welcome that

>Pajeet Singh complaining about refpuck in a sport that isn’t cricket

Rich

> the leafs tied it up?
> give them a penalty immediately

>scoring fluke goals
I dont think so Tim

trade bulju already wtf!!

>drags him down and lays on him
>no call
Fuck right off

fucc laffs

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>security nig
how?

imagine unironically being a laffs fan lmao

wtf was that pooperplay lmao

Black security guard dancing up a storm at Toronto

kapanen is my favorite twink

>100% scared

average habs pooperplay

Bulju to Columbus for bittner

kapanen will be elite

Hopefully not until after he signs

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The only thing worse would be being delusional enough to think a pipeline will magically make the price of oil go up...

What if Ottawa blows all of these picks on busts

>black security guard
bit of a oxymoron, no?

>absolute state of the pooperplay
for fucks sake how can it still be so bad

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based and redpilled

and the laffs will never be able to afford him

weber's breakout attempts were beyond pathetic

>if

if domi was on my team i would love him
if domi is on the opposing team i hate him
simple af

weber hasn't been having a good game in general teebeeh

he's just one of those players you hate to play against you know brings the intensity day in day out you know good at getting under people's skin, just a hard working player who tries to get that edge for his team you know

>$11.634 million AAV

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>mfw patty will not win a cup w/ the laffs
>mfw thornton will not win a cup w/ the shorks
>mfw patty comes back to sj and retires a shork with jumbo and no cups
life is pain

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so this is the power of finnish intellect

JUST

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that poor kid

He really needs to drop the "humble" act and just demand a trade already. Preferably to the team I follow.

IT WAS 3-0

yeah im thinking thats the go-ahead goal

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hymen is literally better than most of the *stars* on their team

AWARD WINNING CHILDREN'S BOOK AUTHOR

THE COMEBACK!!!!

>>HABS BTFO

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friendly reminder that it was 3-0

HABS REKT

>hasb

he's the best grinder on the team but he converts 1 of every 100 chances

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0
>scabs

>leafs having a bad night
>habs still can't win

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scared desu m80s

>canadian goaltending
niemi would have had a shutout

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>habnots

Another fucking lucky bounce. I can't believe this shit.

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>3-0

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Oh

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do we remove habs from the nhl now? who would even miss them. I think the only use is to make Ottawa funnier.

>wasn’t alive when the team he likes won Stan Lee
>won’t be alive when they’ll win it again

The only thing stopping the laffs is expansion

sacre bleu

IT WAS 3-3!!!

T'WAS
>3-0

Niemi is pure euro trash

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IT WAS 3-0

hahahah good

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imagine unironically being a habs fan

you make-a my dreams come true

Torrrrrrronttttoooooeeee

>mfw patty will not win a cup w/ the laffs
Good
>mfw thornton will not win a cup w/ the shorks
Grim
simple as

Move Ottawa to Quebec City desu

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based laffs

FREE GOAL

>hobs

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W H A T I
A
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A W A R D E D
W
A
R
D
E
D

G O A L
O
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Weber is such a retard

imagine being canadian

who gets the last goal?

sorry lads

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habs got refpucked so fucking hard

worst reffing all year

...

Only thing that will cheer me up after a loss is the habs shitting the bed

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Fantastic game
Goodnight /hoc/

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Never in doubt lads.

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God a laffs hasb series would be so good.

>they show the losers walking into the locker room first.
no booly

>la ville du canadien de montréal

shit game

fuck the hobs

btfo

why the fuck is mathews developing a canadian accent?

Matthews actually gives decent interviews

Maybe for comical purposes. Leafs would sweep despite playing worse.

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ahahahaha absolutely seething

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>6 UNANSWERED GOALS
Not even 2 losing playoff series to the Bruins beats this display.

What suit will don cherry be buried in?

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i honestly bet he has one already picked out

ok im scared

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

somewhere right now, a tacky looking old couch is unaware that its going to be Cherry's death suit

>don cherry will die one day
aaaaand now i'm depressed

That game thread is something else right now

>He reviewed the games after niggers ransacked his house
ironman
youtube.com/watch?v=9KBJKsnHpAE

It just doesn't get any better than this.

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Nothing. He's getting buried naked.

outdoor game still on? or they end it second period cause the rain?

whichever he dies in

lol

>Church lynch mob
Based braphog

h-he's gonna be buried alive?

make a new trhead

>he called it the gorilla version
damn shannon is based

>implying the laffs aren’t a guaranteed first round bust

The Habs would sweep them in 3

only way to keep him down

kek. i'm fucking dying

This DESU

I had to make the last one on my phone, and I literally only have 'Canes pictures saved on here, so unless you guys want another one of those, step up.

twitter.com/mrbooth_7/status/1099473174205321216?s=21

:( poor guy eh

finland make a thread

NEW

Just make a french fry edition

Thornton is coming to the laffs next year. They're both Canadian, and Toronto is the team Joe grew up loving. Screen cap this.