/copalib/ - fucking disgusting edition

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El Streaker!

P L A T E N S E

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1 hour until Independiente violates Racing yet again

What a sheila

I will never understand why people protest against violence by getting naked

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Based

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It's an appeal to our angelic nature. We're not beasts. Our nudity is a divine body.

Fuck a.nal

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for me it's
>CU

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You can literally pinpoint exactly when his heart breaks.

2nd best argie derby in 1 bong

Clasico de Rosario today? Didn't Rosario Central play yesterday?

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>Racing is -101 against the other 4 big clubs
>only a positive record against San Lorenzo
Why are considered big again, because these amateur titles in the 20s?

>0 a 0: the derby
>good
I prefer the La Plata derby to the comegato one to be honest

sabe papa

They're bigger than San Lorenzo, that's for sure.

River/Boca are 1/2 (position is arguable)
Independiente is 3 comfortably
Racing is 4, but San Lorenzo is a close 5

> what you said
> decent academy
> classic players
> the old journalists like them
> "la hinchada"

That's all I can think of besides the obvious stuff

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4th in number of titles (incl. being world champions)*
4th in number of fans
3rd in average ticket sales
Positive record against everyone except the Big 3

* Cry all you want, but they're all official

how is racing bigger than estudiantes?

More titles
More fans
More tickets sold
Positive record against them

The only thing Estudiantes is better at is Libertadores

Enderson out

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There are people who think Racing has a chance

As a kid I always thought San Lorenzo was supposed to be the 4th big and Racing the 5th.
To be honest they haven't done a lot to change my perception.

Racing sympathizer here, but out of the loop
>I haven't watched Coudet team play, not even once

What should I expect?

Nothing, don't come back to the circus, restrain yourself to shitposting.

>only a positive record against San Lorenzo
Really?
> checks it
> the difference are just two matches
Geezus

Everson is great, damn, I thought he was a meme

Imagine allowing your country to be led by a bus driver.

*wins*

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>yfw El Loco Abreu is still playing

Racing tanked hard in the Grondona era. The gap with all those teams exclusively comes from there.

Imagine allowing your country to be led by an out-of-touch billionaire

How can one man be so based?

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Based
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> Racing titles with Grondona: 4
> Racing titles without Grondona (in the same time span): 8
Doesn't seem that big of a gap. It's more the other teams having great years

Mmm. No

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>protest
She literally wrote her own name on her body so you could look her up on the internet. Pretty sure it was just attention-whorism.

Because no time to celebrate yet. Too many problems in the world.

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Is feminism a state of perpetual discontentment?

But you can do that with a shirt on

Yes, it doesn't exist without that. And the "patriarchy" is never going down

Stream?

Se piensa que es revolucionara por ponerse en bolas y ahi atrás tiene una estatua del año del pedo en bolas

>Alianza Petrolera
Go to the B already, slot wasted, nobody in that city is a fan.

>inb4 23

>> Racing titles with Grondona: 4
2

2014 was the first tournament after Grondona died

How do I updvote this?

FUCK INDEPENDIENTE AND FUCK POWERADE.

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what is the fourth one then?

I don't know what was your 4th

Supercopa 1988
Apertura 2001

That's all they won during Grondona's

how is marcelo díaz rated on racing?? not asking for mena because I know he is shit

i dont know, i am asking seriously, everything after the 30 teams league is pretty confusing to me

Cvitanich is heemed

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pretty based, he's a much needed creative player in this league

One of the best rated after Lopez.

for some reason i thought racing won something in between 2014 and now

do people rate arais?

How do you rate the Adao cup? Because here there some meme teams that try to pass it as an international trophy like an old Libertadores or something

> ynr Copa del Bicentenario

GREAT save!
Everyone may say that they'll like DyJ to win it cause of memes.
But lowkey, Racing does deserve to win this shit league

If (they) rate amateur leagues, when most teams played different tournaments, against different teams, where not all games where played, where things like substitutions where different from match to match, etc.
Then (>we) would count official international cups.

And again! Arias is on fucking fire

Wow, look at all that confusion I had with where and were

You're talking out of your ass though.

only 11 out of 44 amateur years had parallel leagues, and 1 of the parallel leagues had all the big teams except Boca

there are a shitload of suspended games in professional era

substitutions didn't exist until the 70s, nothing to do with amateur/professional

#HandsOffVenezuela
#NotThatWayDonaldTrump

libertad - a.nal , donde nada puede malir sal

oh, and Aldao cups are perfectly official, it's not a matter of who counts what

everything official counts

wtf i thought independiente were good

This, just like the beluga cup.

Imagine allowing your country to be led by a
religious fanatic

This makes me angry to see, and I don't even know what's going on

I'm fucking pissed off now

GAY BOR

LOS DE RASIN SON TODOS PUTOS

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basef

Is not an continental nor international trophy. Is regional at best.

Put El Churry and Solari, Racing needs the greatest amount of Gashina players they can get on the field to beat Independiente. (Cvitanich is Gashina too)

>natacha jaitt's remainings will be moves to the israeli cemetery
Mmmm

>everything official counts
Not trying to argue with you about the Aldao, but that's a bold statement considering some ridiculous tournaments AFA made official a few years ago or even considering contradictions between different federations.

Yeah I'ma sick with la Liga

>independiente - racing
so who are the good guys and why?

Racing because blue.

Racing are the chokers cursed with bad luck who can win this tournament, it's a 2 horses race between Racing and Defensa y Justicia

Independiente are their city Rivals who almost always beat them, it's a one sided rivalry, but they are going through a mediocre period right now. Historically they have won a lot more than Racing.

Fuck off we're full

That depends. Are you a nonce? If yes, root for Independiente or even better, neck yourself.
Otherwise go with Racing.

Peñarol Quema 5-0 Flintstones

As far as I know Independiente is the real Rey de copas in your contry

Is the real Rey de Copas of the world.
First team in history to reach 12 international titles.

Tremendas ubres

nice

What a nice diving fest

[spoiler]too brown[/spoiler]

>first to reach 12
Why is 12 a special number? Still impresive tho

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Like in the cards.

Yes, it's all a big pun

Guess the aftermath of this image.

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A perro deflected the ball

Knowing /copalib/ I would guess it hit the crossbar/went above the goal

S H E I L A
H
E
I
L
A

GODDAMMIT

Y va el tercero

someone webm the 3rd goal, it's very memeistic

I'm not quiet sure but is it something sexual?

>lo vinimos a buscar
wew

Defensa y JUSTicia BTFO.

LMAO the independiente player asking for the ball and it doesn't go out, top troll

The third goal was 100% the fault of that guy who just stood still and thought the ball was out kek

Is this the year of Y Va el Tercero?

Will Gimnasia finally beat Estudiantes 3-1?

BOJOSAURIO, ESCUCHAME UNA COSITA, SOS UN CLUB DIMINUTO Y CAGÓN DE MIERDA, QUE LO ÚNICO QUE PODES GANAR ES UNA SUDALECHE PEDORRA QUE ENCIMA LA FESTEJAS COMO SI FUESE UNA CHAMPIONS, ENCIMA TE LA TUVO QUE COMPRAR EL NEGRO SINDICALISTA DE MIERDA DE MOYANO PORQUE HASTA RACING YA TE HUMILLABA, HACE 17 AÑOS QUE NO PODES GANAR UN MISERO TORNEO LOCAL, Y 36 AÑOSSIN GANAR UNA COPA LIBERTADORES...TENES LA CANCHA MÁS FEA Y MIERDA DEL PAÍS SIN NINGUNA DUDA, Y LA HINCHADA MÁS AMARGA Y CAGONA, QUE SIEMPRE LA CORRIO TODA ARGENTINA, HASTA ARSENAL TE CORRE, NI SIQUIERA PODES TERMINAR ESE CENICERO HORRIBLE QUE TENES, Y ENCIMA TE HACES LLAMAR GRANDE, CUANDO QUEDA EN RIDICULO AL LADO DE TU INMENSO PADRE VELEZ SARSFIELD, SOS UNA BACTERIA BOJO, NI SIQUIERA CON 7 LIBERTADORES TE PODES CONSIDERAR GRANDE, EN GENTE TODOS TE ROMPEN EL ORTO, HASTA ARSENAL TE METE FIESTA

y con nosotros, Justo Hernandez, que quisiste hacer, JUSTo? la pelota no se habia ido

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OH NONONONONO

Lisandro and Cvita, my favorite bromance

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Wew, If we find a good enough pic, Justo has to get in the collage

It was Domingo, not Tucu

como pasa de largo campa*a, se queda en el arco y no es gol

>check the twitter trends to have a laugh
>all top comments are bosteros

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No, its nico domingo

He is from the inferiores of River, had 4 different periods in River, failed every single time, River fans think he is a talentless hack, but Independiente fans love him.

Who is the bottom, it's Cvita right?

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That can't be from today

Wasn't it in Independiente's

Hot

he was standing in the midfield while independiente was attacking tho, no goalkeeper would have been on his own goal in that situation

Got the strangest urge for a glass of chocolate milk

who's the black guy

Journalists are stabbing Holan with questions to make him regret getting rid of Gigliotti

He was the captain of the team, and he got humiliated by the captain of the other team. It's just not a good angle. Sometimes it's better to lose 2-1 with honor than lose 3-1 with a meme play like that.

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what does it have to do with anything i said? kek

o fuck
(exit hamlet)

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a nigger

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You said
>no goalkeeper would have been on his own goal in that situation
Goalkeepers should just goalkeep. It's very rare that a goalkeeper saves the day scoring a goal, but last-minute meme goals are becoming far too common.

Which one? There's like 30 of them.

This made me remember that in the Tarantino movie about Nazis, they realize someone is a spy because Germans make the "3" handsign like almost everybody in this picture, while foreigners do it with the 3 middle fingers.

one for the argie fags
libertadores as fuck

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kek

the Chileans (Diaz and Arias) are doing it the non-German way, so much for the Prussia of Latin America!

>Goalkeepers should just goalkeep
>not going all out in your last attack of the game to get the equalizer out of pure AGUANTE and HUEVO' in a fucking clasico

do you even like futbol?

Cvita is such a manlet

Arias ain't in the picture

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He isn't this?

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>going all out and getting memed on, making the loss even more painful

are you a masochist?

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no that's Andy Rios

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Is that the Brexit guy? Kino

i have a soul, but you apparently don't have one so you wont get it anyway

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strange for a man with a Serbo Croat surname, but then Modric is the same height as him

argie faggots wont to pretend like brasil isnt the mecca

oh no no look @ dis dude

based Brian Johnson

rocinha in the chat

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SHITSTORM INCOMING

>independiente literallywho makes fun of racing before the game
>i turn 24 just like (the amount of games head-to-head)

>racing wins 3-1
>chilean goalkeeper: "I want to send my greetings to my kids, my wife, my parents... and to a friend who turned one year fewer today"

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LOL also Arias is argentine

That's true, I made the handsign like Diaz in the front of my computer just to check if he was right kek

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Imagine thinking this

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...

Don't feed the troll. also Brazilian football is in decline much like ours.

IMAGINE GETTING THE BIGGEST EVER TIE IN SOUTH AMERICA HISTORY AND NOT BEING ABLE TO HANDLE THE BANTER BTW

ILL TELL YOU ONE THING
THERE AINT FUCK ALL I WANT TO VISIT IN ARGENTINA

kek
based keeper denied 2 made goals today.
Man of the match for sure

the slayer of independiente

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nice to see that at least >we will have a good gk for the CA

lol Tagliafico doesn't play anymore

but, why? I used to enjoy watching argie teams in /lib/ and sudaca coup but now...

Well "our" league used to have much better players in the past.

Is that even true? Doing it the "foreign" way seems so odd

Unless you are a boomer, you haven't seen Argentine teams with great players playing here instead of Europe. At most they have a few young players who are great and will be sold to Europe in less than 2 years.
They are a mix of the great young ones who will emmigrate soon, the formerly great old ones who return from europe, and a majority of mediocre ones who were never good enough for europe.

I still enjoy the superliga and copa libertadores a lot. The 2 0-0 Champions league matches we got this week were boring as fuck to me.

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Even with that, superlelga is slowly surpasing brasileirao in terms of quality and is still milles better than any other american league

lolololololololol

Campaña almost tripped, i didn't notice the first time.

oh it's in an american movie alright then

>and to a friend who turned one year fewer today

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why should i pay for pack futbol if I get the good stuff here for free?

>and is still milles better than any other american league
Oh thank god for that

>Positive record against everyone except the Big 3
What is that?

idk but stats are shit. racing is coming back and will possibly win the league.

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YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IS THIS REAL?

oi! I need your soudaca loicence please

poor alcanzapelotas

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>oi! I need your soudaca loicence please
who the fuck are you chilarn miner cunts
bet you wont be here for the finale

>british posters

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Ignore, hide and report.

no, it's a well made edit

LOOK AT THIS DRUG DEALER SPIC CUNT BTW

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nope

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kek, fuck off jamal n'gobo-smith

lol england sure won that one right?

>ENGLAND WINS 1-1
kinda?

racing is going to lose by a lone own goal in the last matchday against defensa
you heard it here first

I think he means the WC.

>tp
>tf

Si tu mueres primero yo te prometo
Escribire la historia de nuestro amor
Con toda el alma llena de sentimiento

*breaking cerveza*

'member when it came home?

me neither

based Julio, too many feels

Does this add to the total pass percentage.

This?

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O TIME CHAMA RENATO

When will it fall, exactly? When they say "se va a caer", it sounds so hopeless. Like, yeah maybe eventually but you won't witness it

for me, it's Chaco Forever

Lol

For me, it's Union Atlanta-Argentinos

> Union Atlanta argentinos
I thought the professional league was more serious than the amateurismo

Profesionalismo is one giant meme

Players were already professional in 1909, but their wages were paid under the table

The division between amateurismo and profesionalismo was invented by journalists in the late 70s because they were too lazy to compile statistics all the way back so they stopped in 1931.

During profesionalismo, you had two "league" titles of 1 game (River 1936, Velez 2011).

For people who complain about parallel leagues (which only happened in 11 seasons), they forget that for 19 seasons you had the Nacional, where they only played like 3 months, and only played against half of the teams because it was divided by zones, being able to win a tournament playing as little as 8 games. At least the parallel leagues still required you to win over 30 games, home and away.

And for people who complain about games being suspended during amateurismo, over 300 games were suspended during profesionalismo, for all kinds of reasons. There were titles that were almost voided due to players striking, and that ended up being played all by the youth divisions.

Let's be honest, anyone who divides it is either ignorant or has something to gain.

>altos hornos amigo

Kek, ours 10 times worse than yours, at least most of your teams still play offensivelly

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> +2 against San Lorenzo
> -1 against bootleg San Lorenzo

El racingaysta, señoras y señores

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It won't. It's a big, ambiguous meme enemy they need to exist. No patriarchy = no feminism = no state gibs

for me, it's ninjas in pyjamas

redpillme about Santani

I think I’m done with eurofootball. Convince me to watch your leagues.

It's even better the next day

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Here's the deal: top leagues (Premier, La Liga, Calcio, Bundesliga) "count" amateurismo. We won.

pls let us play

No, too fucking far

my pp hard

You got tricked into bringing Nico Castillo twice. Single digit IQ player.

I'm having a deja vu

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Where's Brazil?

Who?

>Argentina out in the group stage again

U17 WC has been moved from Peru to Brasil
Discuss

No one cares about the U17, but that seems convenient for Brazil

Buen diiiaa

>we are out again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it's coming home

Yeah m8's, you think our current generation is bad? wait for the next one...

Nacional es familia

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PENHAROL É QUEIMAR

quema muito galera

Don't

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Based

ATN manager, Paulo Autuori: "Porra! Não é possível, caralho!"

cerro papa

perro caca

>Too cool to surf
>Too straight to skate

You are too fat to do anything anyway

get into argie catch wrestling

Would you like a CONMEBOL / CONCACAF merger to see teams from north and central America in the Libertadores?

>tfw Universidad de Chile or Colo Colo gets BTFO and ends up dead last on a group with Deportivo Zarzaparrilla, Guajolototes Plateados de Acapulco and Detroit Schoolshoters S.C.

The reason why Fenix is not on Segunda right now.

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Fénix isn't in segunda because EL FENI NO BAJA!
JR's tiqui-tiqui is based as fuck though
>3-2 35mins in
No worries, la cuchilla has no edge
I really regret not being canchaposting right now

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puto tú

no
conmebol is comfy af, I don't want north americans ruining our competition

IN ONE BONG LADS

guys we have a problem

All our 9s are playing like shit.

Icardi is having whore problems and is out for half a year with a fake injury because he refuses to play for Inter anymore

Lautaro is playing like shit for Inter
Dybala is playing like shit for Juventus
Alario is playing like shit for Neverkusen

Rogelio Funes Mori is the only 9 doing great but, he is a living meme, the Mexican League isn't so strong, no one would consider him, he just became Mexican, and now wants to play for Mexico.

And then Benedetto, who is also a living Meme, short for a 9, and our league isn't as strong as the European ones either.

G O R D O
O
R
D
O

Nalgon

Agüero?

no offense but i don't care anymore
Messi will never be a WC champ as a player
maybe if one day he becomes coach...

>A.nal

We have a problem because we don't have the best player

Me

I can't believe Casco is fucking death

Stop closing the circle you fuckin fuck. He also seems to block pattern recognition. inb4 imagine your country being led by a childless negrophile cunt

>those names
Don't be naive, higuain and agüero will forever be the 9 of our NT

P L A T E N S E interior edition

well Aguero is playing well lately

Rip Casco and Natacha

Yes but Conmebol would manage to ruin everything again

Im at the bondi rn, following vía Twitter
Id rather put bocchino instead of luciatti
Also gimnasia is our father so I don't expect much about this game

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No both I'm all in for Central America joining southamerica like in rugby. We need more teams now that we are getting 7 spots for the upcoming qualifiers

CONCACAF would become just CONCAF
Conmebol would become Conmemebol

>Icardi is having whore problems
lmao. get fucked

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>New York City vs. Jorge Wilstermann

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NO PUEDE SER

¿QUIEN LO HIZO?

> that substitutes list
Is that just a silly font or did they just write down the names with a fibron?
If so cheers for getting a brown one

Those photos look like interpol criminals

It is fibron indeed
Btw >we are winning already

>Chicago Fire vs. Flamengo

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IN 20 BINGS LADS

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/theiryear/

For me, it's Freedom

lo mal que juega de la cruz
>not vs chapecoense

Aguero

The fact that River manages to play dencently even when De La Cruz is on the field need more recognition, cause De la Cruz is like having a player less

I think every single time De La Cruz touched the ball in the second half River lost the ball inmediately, quite an achievement tbf

ready to receive yet another free kick/long pass goal because >our defense sucks major ass

HT at Mendoza
Gallinasia 0-3 P L A T E N S E

I saw on ESPN play Inter Fiorentina kino and Colombians are right when they say Muriel is much better than Borré

San Pablo's getting too murderballer lately for some reason

SUARETH SUARETH SUARETH

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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Fucking finally

I want to fuck ochako

She's too big for you, argie boi

What about me 1.91m

After this match there is only on thing sure.
Ferreira can not finish even if you paid him for it [spoiler]they do[spoiler/]

so, el Sicario Paraguayo is better than Martinez Q

It's time for Bieler's doblete

literally a midget

Martinez Quarta is playing really shit this last months ad cant run for shit

>dabs on Racing flawlessly
>ask for the time against san martín

t. midget

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river had to make all the subs cause of injuries

Casco injured
Montiel injured
Enzo injured
Fernandez injured
Quintero injured

I think Quintero was just tired

>triggered

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>90+9

Quinter felt a "tirón" on the leg you can see he rubs his leg with a bit of pain right efore getting subbed. And Gallardo didn't wanted to risk it getting serious

Carrasco is a literal and unironical retard.
Winnimg 3-0 ends up drawing 4-4

Everyone in Uruguay is Carrasco

Big if true

volve a taringa jorge

Fuck São Paulo, and fuck carnaval.

O user CHAMA JORGE

*loud drums at 3am*

Based

dale bo

we call it Taco around these parts, tommy

Estudiantes is not looking good

top kek

Thats not Paco, breh

Dia% and P L A T E N S E

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kkkkkkkkk

not gonna say you jinxed it because it’s true

You have already posted this before
What do you have against my already miserable country teams?

what do >we even do at this point? can boomer antolin save us?

He might be high

But she only want to eat

I live near a relatively successful cricket club but in the last 15 years I have never seen kids/teens walking around with cricket bats, balls, etc. Let alone ever hearing about a cricket match or celebration or something.
I'm starting to think the whole cricket branch of the club is just a cover up or a shady cofradia. I wonder if I can get in

my honest opinion?
pay whatever shaman has cursed Tito Torres being such a fuck-up so he stops being such a jinx

FT @Mendoza
Gimnasia de Mendoza 0-3 P L A T E N S E
Tarragona, gallegos, morgantini. Just like the last match

i used to play a lot. kind of the only option when the football owner was called in

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negros

>the only option when the football owner was called in
Iktf, i recall playing "rugby" with 2lt coca bottles or volleyball with some rolled up clothing

what

>rolled up clothing
now that’s poor as f user, daym

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parents around my neighbourhood were cheap bastards. they pooled money for one football when the owner moved. everyone had to beg for a week.no one was poor enough that a football made a difference.
we played baseball with scrap wood and sock balls.

nice dell

Leave the nº9 to me

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Did you at least get fancy quality footballs? I remember we just used whatever we could get

Pidan escritorio ahora putos.

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>DIMinuto
B-but muh goleador

si cerro largo anoto mal un jugador tendran que pedir, son las reglas del juego

Based Lanus
>tfw jorge valdez chamorro is dominating italian league om my FM save
>go check him irl
>he's playing on Primeira B

usually the one from the previous national championship as they were cheaper. i remember after the guy left we got this one with the diamonds pattern which stayed at a different house each night
i suspect they were all the same and just the paint job was updated with each year

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are you a chilean on luxemburgo or what

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAL
ÚNICO LÍDER!

>almost got dabbed on at the last possible second AGAIN
The relief was almost orgasmic

Meme player that is only rated on Lanush
He failed hard at every other club he played

Racing who?

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>santa fue

This is the leftist chick right?

Dinoleague results

Cerro 0-1 Boston River
Plaza 0-1 Danubio
River 4-1 Racing
Peñarol 5-0 Rampla
Progreso 1-0 Juventud
Fenix 4-4 Liverpool
Defensor 0-3 Cerro Largo

-Peñarol, Cerro Largo and Progreso are the leaders
-Racing took 7 goals in 2 matches while Rampla took 9
-The desk is cursing Defensor
-Tuesday: Nacional-Wanderers
-Relegation zone: Rampla, Plaza Colonia & Juventud

el BAILE que se está comiendo baka

>Platense
People really need to stop pushing this shitty meme already

knife people draw again
>Born bad 1-1 Knife people
>Bahia 0-0 Knife People
>Feni 0-0 Knife People
and the raped people (viola2) do it again too!
>Raped people 2-3 Bolivar
>Raped people 1-2 Barcelona
>Barcelona 1-0 Raped People
>Raped People 0-1 Penadoy
>Raped People 0-2 Mineiro
>Raped People 0-3 Long Hill

ERA

AFAno strikes again

el arbitro cobra todo para defensa y justicia, que asco

Are you trying to bait?

16 faltas ya le cobro a defensa y justicia

les respiras al lado y cobran falta

estos equipos de mierda no ganan nada a nivel internacional porque los arbitros de copa no cobran falta por cualquier cosa

Litterally a penalty as big as a house that wasn't awared.
Defensa is humilating voca rn

>la saca con la rodilla
>los anti-boca piden penal desesperados
tantas ganas de que salga campeon bragarnik tienen

>los antiboca piden penal desesperados
Wut? Other than the defensa fan at the stadium non of the relatores has ask for a penalty nor anyone else

radio la red le esta chupando la pija a defensa y justicia como si fuera el barcelona de cruyff, pidiendo a BKCC para la seleccion

>Carlitos "I can't land a fucking pass" Tevez

Alfaro es un idiota. Para que pone 3 delanteros si no les llega la pelota? Boca esta jugando con 3 menos

>I am not watching the game
Defensa is steamrolling boke, playing wonderfully (their best game of the season would argue)
And baka cant keep the possesion for more than three passes

I am both watching the game and listening to the radio

>defensa is steamrolling boke
no they aren't

>playing wonderfully
with ref help

>baka can't keep possesion
because the ref keeps calling invisible fouls

>with ref help
???
if anything the ref has helped boca

You're deluded. Probably a Ri"B"er fan for Qui*tero

>No it's not
67% possesion, 12 shots against just 0[zero(cero)]

>with ref help
So more than 3 nutmegs, and 90% of acurate passes were made by the ref?

>because the ref keeps calling invisible fouls
6 fouls against baka and 8 against dyj +one of the clearest penalties of the tournament not being called

Keep seething, your bocabaret wont even qualify to the next lib

your a retard

ribber

S E E T H I N G

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Damn, Obama looks like THAT?

lol so Racing is now going to win the tournament?

>Unsashit

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

(YOU)

Did I said that defensa was going to win?
I just stated facts that boca was playing like shit.
And even now that they are winning, boca still plays like shit

actually nope, the guy shouldn't even be there in the first place, but even Pons was saying in the first half the ref was helping boca

The Unsain must fear the Tevez

youtu.be/Rpwatv6A4Fk?t=17

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>es increible que boca este ganando

lmao possession fags keep getting btfo and don't understand why their shitty style doesn't work in real life

>named Defensa y Justicia
>can't Defend themselves from a goal and can't do Justice to their possession of the ball
I hate being lied to smdh

>literally letting the tournament slip from your hands

>Vok unironically handing the championship to Pechacho
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fuck, me hicieron un gol asi cuando me fui a probar para las inferiores
>obvio que no quede

Based

esa falta de lisandro martinez es amarilla contra cualquier otro equipo, pero como es boca los arbitros siempre son blandos porque tienen miedo de que les digan que son pro-boca

>N° 10
>It's actually a defensive midfielder
What was the thought process behind that?

Someone:
>I think [insert name of team playing against boke] is playing really good
Boke fag:
>Hurr durr durr son todos anti-boca hurr somethin something BBBBBBBBBBBB durr durr.;
*Sigh
Don't they know that it's getting boring?

Boca tuvo las 2 mas claras del partido

pero no, defensa y robo esta bailando a Boca

PL relegation fodder Fulham is a similar example, they have an extremo with a N°3 on his dorsal.

muh possession, muh trillion sideways passes

thread is pretty cringy right now to be honest

the obsession with Boca of /copalib/ is cringe yes

bosteros are cringe incarnate, what did you expect?

It is better to ignore it while mouth or riber are playing.

Well, this guy just did it and he's there. Maybe you failed at something else. How you did at the mandatory penis inspection?

For Sevilla the 10 is Ever Banega. If the defensive midfielder is one of those who can make great long distance passes and distributes the game with intelligence, he can be the 10 of the team. Most famous example is Pirlo, what Italians call regista, or in english the deep lying playmaker.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playmaker#Deep-lying_playmakers

I secretely want Boca to win because I love Coudet

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>posting in spanish
Is taringa here again?

When river plays
>NALGON
>rip casco
>River fans saying De la Cruz is shit

Boke plays
>Anti-boca!
>Hurr ribbbber
>Durr why u talk nice things of Defensa? Dont you see Boke is winning?Bbbb

Is it really that hard to see who are the cancer of argentine football?

10 posts in a row in English
11 with this
It's literally 1 Baka fan

How is Brian Fernandez rated in Argentina? He's bee great so so far in Liga MemeX

>the absolute state of the team without fans

Enjoying your first day in a /copalib/ thread?

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the drug addict? he must be having a blast in mexico

Which are the most based team in argentina?
>not riber and boca

y la que sacó en la línea Lisandro (creo)?

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P L A T E N S E

he was good, but nightclubs killed him

Here comes the Defensa injury time

+10 minutes, until Defensa scores

If defensas manages to tie this, then them.
If not, banfield? Atl. Tucuman? Maybe godoy cruz, but all of the three are having a shit year

>+5 MINUTES

AHAHAHAHA, literally NOTHING happened to guarantee that

Bragarnik made the call

People dont know who he is. I think the other user confused him with Brian Sarmiento.

Every match today and racing-ind and even boca atl. Tucuman had more than 4min of added time.
+4 and +5 minutes are becoming the new +2, +3. And that's a good thing

Atlanta

>
;

Estudiantes, but they commited Sepuku by investing all their money into a new stadium, meaning they stopped being competitive.

Brian Fernandez is the drug addict from Racing that dribbled past everyone

Between Estudiantes, Velez or Lanús.

>teams with lots of glory but no fans
how is that based

Only Sabella's Estudiantes

Congratulations boke for their 68th star
>Defeating Defensa y Justicia

>defensa
>unbeaten

pick 1

I like Defense n' Justice but Beccasexy was being too smug desu

Estudiantes is a lot more based than Velez. Velez is las inferiores de Boca pretty much. They even share Bianchi with Boca.

Estudiantes has their own school, their own style, they are from 1 city, and dominate their city rivals.

67 stars all validated either by AFA, Conmebol or Fifa

feels good man

>supporters matter
then i would have choice Newells or Central instead, but they're as much as retarded as Boca and River supporters, even with the enormous cups and titles difference

Sacachispas

Psst, Lio. Look at this dude playing FM. He actually thinks he's good.

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Scaloni, Andrada is Argentinian

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The Argentinian Kepa.

Bocafags two hours early
>Fuck Tevez he is a terrible influence and plays like shit, fuck Angelici he made us lose everything, fuck Almiron he is not made to be the manager of such a glorious club as boke
Bocafags now
>Bending over to gladly be fucked in the ass by angelici, tevez idolo, and "Almiron queremos la copa!", shouting to everyone that they are the best team of the world.
>Yo los veo, y, pobrecitos.

>Alfaro
Thats how irrelevant he is, I dont even know his name

>I can't catch a break

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>rossi played the best match of his year in the first boca-river
>gbs: lmao no give me Andrada that just got recovered
I'll never forgive him for that.

reppin

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>festival de viña del mar
i have always wonder, do you guys even know what this meme festival is? have you ever watch it? does your local channels televise it?
it claims to be like the biggest latin american festival and shit outside lolla and rock in rio obviously

no one from the Argentine league should go to the national team. Not this guy, but also not El Pity or Palacios.
Saravia or Bustos can be justified because there are no Argentine rightbacks in Europe, apart from a very past his prime Zabaleta.
Gabriel Mercado is playing very well for Sevilla, but he plays as a centerback now.

>Wisin y Yandel
>next is Felipe Avello
cringe

The second biggest San Lorenzo fan after The Pope

With that goal, Tevez will get to steal for a few more months. And of course, the chances of bocabaret happening also increase.

>normie """"music""""
Why should we care?

used to be really popular in mexico

yes, it's pretty famous but i doubt somebody watch it anymore. Same as Victoria Secret shows

>their own style
bola de asesinato?

Everyone tries to shove it down our throats but then noone televises it. And absolutely noone watchs it.
Also chilean crowds are disgusting, everytime an argentinian goes even before it starts doing what it supposed to, chileans are booing and shouting against them.
I even heard of acts having to be suspended at viña cause of chileans extreme shitting on foreings

Ye. My sister used to be into reggaeton back then so i used to listen that name from time to time

>viña del mar
I only associate that name to bootleg Everton so no

Everyone has heard of it, but I've never met someone who has actually watched it.

youtube.com/watch?v=qlUk7z81eBA

just a little banter

I've listened about this event since a kid and I still don't know what's about, and I honestly don't care.

>Thread seething about a dive that wasn't a penalty.
>They completely disregardedl the blatant handball from Maidana that woulda ended up in a likelt draw by Alt Tucumán.
And Delfino robbed use badly on wednesday too.

damn...

>tfw no chilean gf to watch shitty reggaeton shows in viña and then fuck
feels bad

Quite odd right. The thing is Boca and River have a lot of retarded fans from all the country and most importantly GBA. But Newell's&Central match that by being based in one of the most retarded and nigger cities in the country. And let me tell ya, that is saying something.

Union Atlanta-Argentinos

Kek, what do you have against us bro?

i always wonder myself how this shit show still exist is so fucking cringe even worse now that they are to trying internalize it

google Estudiantes Zubeldia antifutbol. Estudiantes pretty much invented playing like Simeone's Atlético.
I think they were also among the first ones to use well the off side trap.

thesefootballtimes.co/2017/03/29/osvaldo-zubeldia-the-gambler-pragmatist-villain-and-innovator/

Argentina-Brazil eternal friendship

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chacarita

good article so far

>internalize it
what?

internationalize it

crinfe, as pecho frio as san silencio de almagro

>the yuros were so scared of real murderball they prefered not to play
Zubeldia is the GOAT

Every year they invite some artists that 40 year olds will feel nostalgic about, and since the media is run by them currently, i hear about it all day next day.
Also, my mom and dad leave it on while they sleep.

>while they sleep

>while they sleep
a-are they okay user? have they awaken in the last few days?

>2019
>not being raised by bears
I'd sleep all day too if I had to live in a frozen mountain.

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This webm gets posted everytime and I still get uncomfortable because of the size of those fucking claws.
Very cute and cuddly otherwise

Everything about this is amazing!

Based Viggo

I am American and what is this.

>argentina

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show the next part were it tears his stomach open and his intestines fall out.

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VAI TOMA NO CU /copalib/
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OH NO NO NO NO

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Deleta isso

>you now remember leo di caprio

I don't get it, I thought DyJ and Boca (aka Bragarnik and Angelici) were plotted Racing so they could push the SADs with their titles or something. Isn't this counterproductive to that endeavour? these political masterminds are really complex

Boca had no choice but try to win, because if they had lost, they may end up fighting with River for one of the 4 Copa Libertadores spots.

Similarly, River beat Racing even though many fans feared that by beating Racing they were gifting Boca the tricampeonato.

who /war/ soon here

not us because we are far away, but I wish you the best at invading Venezuela.

As I said, really complex stuff.

boi, boi, boi
boi do piauí

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Dinamita Show in 96
*crack*
*sip*
Ahh... now THAT was a comedy routine.

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*rechaza al medio*

Cute

TIME DE VIADO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS PLEASE DONT SAY THE V WORD!!!

Virgin?

> qualifying to 2020 Libertadores is more important than restructuring argentine football economy forever
these lobbyist have really weird priorities

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Next level

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>why lobbyst wontt go for the greater good instead of the short term profit?
are you for real my friend?