SUNDAY 24/02
/bundes/
15:30 Hannover 96 - Eintracht Frankfurt
18:00 Borussia dirtmud - Bayer™ 04 Leverkusen
2nd /bundes/
13:30 1. FC Magdeburg - SC Paderborn
13:30 Erzgebirge Aue - MSV Duisburg
13:30 Jahn rainycastle - hiv
SUNDAY 24/02
/bundes/
15:30 Hannover 96 - Eintracht Frankfurt
18:00 Borussia dirtmud - Bayer™ 04 Leverkusen
2nd /bundes/
13:30 1. FC Magdeburg - SC Paderborn
13:30 Erzgebirge Aue - MSV Duisburg
13:30 Jahn rainycastle - hiv
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Waldschimdt is playing well, hope he can get a call for the NT
Are you a muh heritage southern Brazil
>new thread
for what purpose?
i hate how effay they were
Yes yes, hello
Fag
Avatar flag fag
okay
Not really
But why you're asking?
fuck all of you lol
/fa/ggots don´t own this word
i already did my part
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>you are now aware that there is a dialect of German spoken in Central Texas.
React to this, bundes.
first bottle of rose is empty. what now?
nothing new
>exactly 2 and a half sentences of actual Texas German
disappointed tßh
put it in your butt
>"quite different from the language in Germany"
from the tiny bits I hear in this video, I understand them perfectly fine desu
>risking anal prolapse
no thanks
>60 million for Joelington
lomela
really wish I had some drugs right now
I still refuse to believe it
death 2 anime
me in the link
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anti anime sojaboys can suck my dick tßh
really wish I was dead right now desu
canada was a mistake
its Saturday night, why dont you go outside suck a dick and get stabbed afterwards?
IMAGINE being this triggered. just go drink bleach you ösi fuck
>tfw no death through drug overdose
Ur rude
>next video is some burger gril talking about germany
>starts the video almost screaming and being obnoxious
UGH!
Im not triggered at all, Id just suggest you find a quick way to end your life if you are that retarded that you have to spam your shit on a sports board
>getting stabbed on a staruday and not on a sunday to get the gelber schein
elmau alder
Many such cases - SAD!
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It sounds strange, but I still understand her perfectly fine.
just let that feeling flow into your fist
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LMAO, im literally and unironically an electrical engineer with adonis body and a gf, cope harder schluchtenscheißer and fuck off already
>in my mind its real
>Schluchtenscheißer getting btfod as usual
based
>tedesco still not fired
whats going on here
>m..muh anime is for fags!!
t. handwerker earning 1.3k per month HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tönnies is part of the Kraft prostitution "scandal" and Tedesco got some compromising material of him.
you should do another 5 postings, that proves how triggered I am and what a great guy you are
pic related, your adonis body with your gf
if in doubt, just strawman and you win at life!
literally me
>implying handwerker are poor in 2019
lobotomie
LMAO
quick rundown pls
>Low key asking for more anime pictures
I see you have appropriated sörens tactics ösi
im a big guy (for you) and say i dont want to be rude to the ösi but he has to understand that not only fat NEETs like anime lol ok that is all from me tonight
not all subhumans like anime, but all weebs are are by definition degenerate.
anime RULES /bundes/
GOOD and efficient post
You wouldn't want to know.
trust me
gib mir die milch
tiddies
Friendly reminder that g*rmans are too söy for that big tiddied grill and she's with a child from some spic from South America
Has a child with some spic
Apparently I went full retard
fuck off already
Is the cure /my/ approved?
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Biste mett?
is that supposed to be shocking? she's american after all.
She's literally German lol
she sounds retarded
Of course shes a woman
yes, Disintegration still one of my favorite albums
Post more stuff you like
Thx
they have a great fanbase desu
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www DOT facebook DOT com SLASH bbcthree
SLASH videos SLASH 10154546714220787
this is everyone of you anime fags
>facebook links
I wish I was german
I wish I was Austrian
More meme tier, popular stuff that I like
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Yes #MeToo
Bowie, Morrissey & The Smiths, Pulp, Massive Attack, Joy Division & New Order, Sonic Youth, formerly Radiohead (too whiny and onions for modern me)... I already gave you an album list once
Young Americans is Bowie's best album
Also repost the list because I lost it
very related
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got neither the screen nor the albums here, sorry
remind me on Monday
I also rate young americans
Heathen as favorite here tßh
Slow Burn might just be my favorite song by him
>amerimutt thread
The best Bowie song?
Why it's none other than
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even worse, an ameri/mu/tt thread.
nobody cares about your shitty taste in music you fucking faggots.
guess jt's heritage
Is there a song that captures the essence of the Early 90s better than this? youtube.com
This
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susi die maschine
The opening of this song is peak boomer
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Lel but nö
I am of European stock
jt is 56% trinidad and tobage 54% sudanese top kek
>Muslim math
>tfw comfy late night arte doku
sry im drunk af nigga
good
I'm 14.88% German
Hungarian
Polish
Czech
And that's about it
Now jz 1 Feldschlößchen Urbock
French too*
>its something like 10am in america
>jt is drunk as shit
hahaha what a madman
It's 18:33 and I'm not drunk
RICHTIG g0l nudeln gefressen vorhin
und morgen R0s, auch RICHTIG g0l wird das
elvis preslay the greatest ami singer since lil wayne
He came before lil wayne
And I don't *love* Elvis but he cute
>ynr this rude qt
Also I bet the köln cook has some cool alternative friends and comes across many hippies, I wonder if he's been to Freiburg
>ami thread
scheise
Me the black guys
You = racist wh*Te bois
And yes, I've stumbled on a bunch of shitty old pics and am now posting them again for no reason at all
>his "old" pics start with 151
Tbh I only started browsing chans in 2014 and I believe the number was in the high 13xs
I wonder if I boot up my old laptop what I'd find lol
Life advice bros, the founding fathers knew
>Texan German
it's fat and dumb Amerimutts larping as Germans again
Yiddish sounds less wrong than their shit
what is eazy e doin thar he dead nigga
no u're an anime girl
Cringe @ you
The great escape.
okay just reporting in am really drunk at this party prost jz hir
Prost Genosse
Post pic of party
Nice
Is there a better way to spend your night than being on drugs and dancing through your appartment and singing along to your favourtite songs?
i cant think of any
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Drugs are degenerate desu
>pixies
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VIVA PUNK EIN LEBEN LANG
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Listen. Pls!
But we all know this is zappas best
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SAUFEN, RAUFEN, RANDALIEREN
i rate it
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Once in a while i listen to all the punk i've listen to when i was young and i always get reminded why i was into it
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back to zeitgenössischer music
i invented this meme
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quintessentially east german
No. This is ancient Casey meme
Lmao this reminded me of this classic
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Ossis are truly a blessing
okay party user hier
am now at home jz
have some absacker musik
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und nachti
I unironically rate blur
Did we laugh at Chelsea yet because the last player they got before the transfer stop was Pulisic?
yes sleep tight, im also off to bed
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quiz created it when he forced the cripple chan /bundes/
meh
i prefer sth like this
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Doubt
yes
Drank 2L of bier and am not even that drunk
Ugh
>2l of bier
but thats just 4 halbe
Yes yes
FOR
TU
NA
ALLL I NEEEEED IS SOME SUNSHIIIIINEEE
>"Ich hasse diesen Verein wegen des Dramas."
elmao >Schalke
I don't even know what this general is about, but I approve your OP photo.
Why do we deserve this fate, fellow glubbcucks?
Why is the Glubb such a depp?
Jetzt erstmal dick Frühstücken mit Bratkartoffeln und Hackfleisch, und dann zum Auswärtsspiel.
Good morning
The glubb should've never get promoted in the first place. There are at least a handfull of other teams in the 2nd buli with a better squad,
>Brandt: I know the discussion, but I do not share it. I think in 1995 and 1996 we have a lot of good players: Goretzka, Kimmich, Süle, Gnabry, Werner, Sané, Amiri, Dahoud, Weigl - all people who have shown that they can do it. Then you should wait for further development. Kai definitely stands out, including Arne Maier and Fiete Arp. But that's just how it is. Of course that's a bit of pressure, but we're still young. The national team still has a good framework for the next few years.
>Amiri
literally who lmao
Maier is unironically a great talent. Has Buyern written all over him.
isn't this the guy who killed sorens in berlin?
dunno, but he has only played 265 minutes across all competitions for Hoffenheim this season. Weird to name him there.
has was injured for most of the season. still an interesting player though.
>hair is getting long
>don't know which haircut to get
I guess it will be boomercut again, ugh
>want to watch dopa for the first time in years
>fatty fuck hoeneß is on the show
nope maybe next time
ask for that aron johannsson cut
hinten seite kurz oben etwas länger brudi
I can basically already do that except it's not as even on the sides
>Alphonso Davies will play for FC Bayern II against Ingolstadt II today. The Canadian is still not good enough for the first team. Although he is very fast, he's technically still showing a large deficit in training [Bild]
This is Kevin Bacon though.
>tfw Leverkusen vs. Dortmund today, but I got invited to my parents so I can only watch the Franfurt vs Hannover match
>hab den selben Haarschnitt wie unser unterbelichteter quoten Türk-Deutsche
Beste man ashabi
>his family isnt so heavily invested in football that games are running even when there is some meeting
lamuring@ur l0f
FUCK I missed the first 30 minutes Doppelpass what did Uli say so far?
They are attacking him relentlessly lmao
Based Kacheltisch Kalle
fucking elmao @ Rafhina thinking he gets to talk shit, been the worst part of Bayern the past years
And you've been the worst part of /bundes/ for the better part of a decade, yet you still spout your bullshit opinion like it's gospel.
What gives?
sucks to be you lol
jokes on you >we are obere mittelschicht
maybe I can set up some stream on my dads laptop.
can you copy/paste his google history in /bundes/ ?
in4 for Joelinton ends up playing for Germany
where can i watch the full Heidel interview after the game
boar brudis die alte jetzt brüten das wärs
Tabasco sauce out right after the CL rematch unless they somehow win?
Don't worry, Uli will sign some proper GRANATEN this summer
some things are better left untouched
Is Marcel (((Reif))) one of them ?
Thauvin IN
It's don't even make a difference, your country literally belongs to (((them)))
probably at least another two b2b Cm that no one needs, some u21 schland player and some ""worldclass"" winger
Reif with the harsh truth
Imagine being the biggest club in the bundesliga and not purchasing the clearly best striker in the league at only 21 years of age. Anyone can see that Jovic is x54 the player Werner is.
(((They))) want us to be a heterogeneous low IQ shithole like Brazil. Is it really that bad?
Now picture living in Brazil without the nice weather and beaches, because that's pretty much what our future would look like should they succeed.
Would you still call that a place one could live in without wanting to commit suicide 24/7?
I don't earn millions for it though, sadly.
I always have to chuckle when I see sluts like her in these tv shows. It's painfully obvious they are only in TV because they sucked dicks.
We are paid in >yous here, don't act like you're posting for free.
wouldn't be suprised if he's going to buyern next season
definitely, he's the kind of player that'd run down his contract for such a move.
Has anyone else noticed this trend among young german girls (12-15)? They all look god tier. When I was that age there was maybe two girls per class that would look really good but nowadays all these young girls look like they will grow into literal models.
You sound like a future sex offender.
Big Y I K ES from me, Mirko.
Nah I like older women that know how to fuck.
post pic to prove it
thesis 1: theres still a fair share of 1-5/10s but they dont walk around to be seen as much as the good looking ones
thesis 2: the fashion and beauty lifestyle developed further, be glad, otherwise you/we would have had a boner 24/7 and would have learned even less in school
It's definitely 2 my man, it's a damn shame. They turn into sluts at 12 now. In my Gym there's several young girls that work out their asses exclussively and do nothing but pose in front of mirrors after the workout to post their shit on instagram. Disgusting.
I wonder (((who))) is responisble for this.
Kek
Brazil problem is not a racial problem, we started as a mixed country and probably will continue to be one. The main problem is degeneracy and people behaving like literal subhumans.
Ughh m8, think about what you just wrote.
>main problem is degeneracy
>started as a mixed country
M-maybe there's a correlation?
I wish someone would tll wurstuli to his face that they gave Müller 100 million in the past 9 years and basically you are fucking retarded wurstuli
>They are counting on the fraud that is Tolisso
Third rate player at best even if uninjured KEK
>Bayern is fucking buying another defender
It's like they don't watch their own matches, their defenders are decent but the couch is a retard
Their offensive is their biggest problem
thanks for the shekels btw
t. lyonfag
>rating hummels and boateng
Yeah imagine rating defenders that won the world cup.
So who are bayern targeting.
Benjamin Pavard signed. Trying to
Nicolas Pepe from Lille
Callum Hudson Odoi from Chelsea
Lucas Hernandez from Atletico
all save & done. Probably will get Havertz from Leverkusen too & Jovic from Frankfurt.
Rafinha, Hummels and Boateng are all 30+, they won't be around forever
cringe boomer
In the 60s, while Americans started the sexual revolution, Brazil had a march "family with God and for liberty" against a potential commie. Divorce was only legal in the 70s here, while in England it goes on since the XVI century. Brazil is only one of the few countries were abortion as contraceptive method is illegal.
>Odoi
Pace nigger, would be a huge mistake
>Pavard
Is garbage, look at his season. Sure, won the WC - but because of france's amazing offensive game that carried them, not because they have world class defending and surely he was the weakest link.
>Hernandez
Alright that would be decent
>any shitters from Neverkusen
Huge mistake
>WC
>France's amazing offensive game
Literal brainlet
Pavard is caca, just watch his game vs Belgium or even vs your NT in the nations league. Hernandez is legit though.
>If you don't win every game 5-0 you don't have an amazing offensive
France tactics were'nt offensive at all, they pretty much sat back deep and waited for counter attacks.
Of course they have a great offensive line and could have played amazing offensive football, which they didn't, because Dechamps wanted to play it safe.
Parvard is still only 22. I don't get why people expect players in their early 20s to be already worldclass. This is attitude is espicially stupid when it comes to CBs and GKs.
Hernandez is also 22.
I don't expect him to be world class.
But if he's not world class he needs to fuck off from my club.
Name 1 (one) world class player on Bauern
No Bayern player is world class right now Bazifaggot.
As long as Hassan and Kovac are in charge you're destined for failure.
Robben is still world class when he plays, I know le boomer meme but it's true. But it's his last season so it kind of doesn't count.
Apart from that, Müller.
>the state of Alois-Mahmud
LMAO
>kohman dead AGAIN
starting to feel sorry for him. he's a top lad.
he's a nigger npc, kill yourself
I don't get what you see in him, he's a fucking bang average Ngubu.
hello darkness my old friend
nah hes based af. quiet, humble, dedicated, doesnt racemix, has a healthy redpilled family.
imho he could become the best left winger for france, i see he has more potential than dembelel, martial and all those guys.
he's as braindead as dembelel but dembelel has waaaay more talent.
>Bundesliga Pur now has analysis section
Just fuck off all I want is a little longer summary of the matches fuck off with your """""""experts"""""""
>kiel only two points away from relegation spot
YES the tide rises
Lewandowski
regensburg ist fällig
HIV vs Rainycastle is on
he finally ded?
lmao what is wrong with hwang? he looks like he could play a street punk in a 2000's jackie chan movie
Hat jemand einen Hsv stream?
today in /best bundes/
14:30 Mattersburg - Sturm Graz
14:30 Hartberg - SKN St. Poelten
17:00 Rapid Wien - Salzburg
>le kung fu lad look
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really curious as to how saltcastle will do against napoli. i think they will go through.
TOR IN REGENSBURG
ugh
friendly reminder we will be watching the liverpool at 15 uhr
I dunno, I think Napoli is way out of their league and this is as far as it goes, but I thought that when they drew Dortmund last year in this round aswell. Biggest hope is that Napoli will field some substitute players in the first game because they have the Kracher against Juventus in their league on the weekend before
I just get a buzzcut because I'm too autistic to try anything else
The HSV thread
Yes and we support Manchester United
yes, except we dont.
yes
no
>English premier league match
>Almost none of the players are English
Gee I wonder...
Anyway, Let's go Manchester United
>watching the prem over eintracht
>Watching any match up that involves Hanover
baka
/bundes/ is love
/bundes/ is life
>not watching both games on two devices
Der Rubel rollt und lässt sich nicht aufhalten.
Sad :(
If you watch two games you actually watch no games
>not watching neither because you have to work
I still have 10 days left of my vacation and after that it's 4 weeks of Berufsschule. :)
>working on a Sunday
I pity you and remember the pain
I have 10 days vaca this year including any sick days :( fuck this stupid country
Kings
>Berufsschule
Was ist das?
Didn't wijnaldum only costed like 25 millions squid?
I have 30 days in general.
training school for my apprenticeship
yes, something like that. Even Mane wasn't that expensive. If they would seel him next summer they would probably get thrice as much. Crazy how much the prices changed over the last 3 years.
Debut from Toure today.
based
What will deine apprenticeship be in? Are you really only 18?
Chef. I'm in my late 20s, used to study musicology before but didn't finish it.
hob gschissn
>Regensburg player gets hit by referee
Based
>talk shit about boss
>Immediately sent to better team and still in start elf
Why don't more players do dis?
So you are some nigre from Africa?
Why didn't you finished it? How do I become a good cook? What is your favorite meal?
Frankfurts midfield is so shit compared to their attack and even defence. Why is Bobic so retarded when it comes to buying quality midfielders?
just hoof it to haller la
And it was considered a ridiculous price at the time for a player who'd gotten relegated with Newcastle
long story
you practice
Linseneintopf from my mum :)
Can I eat fish and still be a vegetarian?
Tell us
But it requires good practice. Shitty practice is good for nought
Nice mutti
Are you appreciative that you live in a country where you have the option to start such an apprenticeship at such an age and aren't ESSENtially forced to stick with what you studied?
No, you'd be a pescetarian.
>Are you appreciative that you live in a country where you have the option to start such an apprenticeship at such an age and aren't ESSENtially forced to stick with what you studied?
yes
mengele off
Good
That's a meme category
Saw this in a flyer some time ago.
What do they mean by this?
Ok time for some heavy metal footy
Pogba and Klopp looked like they know each other.
Translate plÖx
Did you go to the
>Arbeitsagentur
or got the apprenticeship on your own?
footybite alread ded? the good all time of free football are over? have the jews won?
it was online at 14:30 but seems off now
if you got acestream
c46a3055088a25b737a6807ff0d15847a9b66fbf
my streams fine.
I aint telling you tho
Went to the arbeitsagentur for like 2 or 3 meetings.
I already had a student job at the company where I'm doing my apprenticeship now.
Why was that an indirect free kick?
you think it was a good decision?
arent the working hours kinda shit?
i have no idea. probably hand ball from de gay?
>HIV saying before the game that they will "take revenge" for the 0:5 in Hamburg
Regensburg literally GOAT
>hiv
Sure, but it's what you'd be if you ate seafood, but not red or white meat.
Arp will save us
Hsv so shitty honestly
Remember
Thiago
>you think it was a good decision?
yes
>arent the working hours kinda shit?
compared to most other restaurants and kitchens the working hours and overall atmosphere is quite good. Of course it can happen that you work 10 days straight and you almost never have the weekend off, but there is no Teildienst and the colleagues are mostly fun to work with.
based rainycastle
Taking and giving.
Charity under economic premises.
The jewish influence on christianity.
Who cares really. Our tordifferenz is bad anyways. But this game sucks
>Bild writing crap again
was ist wieder los mit uns
>HIV loosing
nice
Then it's 100% a Honeypot
>there is no Teildienst
okay that wouldve been my biggest concern. worked in pflege and the teildienst sucked so much that I quit after a short time
do you guys remember when hsv was on top of the table and fired their coach. bet they kinda regret that now
>Kiel will end in front of HIV thanks to Rainycastle
>Wasting yet another relegation game spot to bend over for Stuttgart
No thx. Anyone but Kiel
Also hope that rainycastle gets promoted soon. Bundes needs more best German (Bavarian) teams
Still pissed that the fired Titz desu.
Didn't knew that there is Teildienst in Pflege tßh.
>Also hope that rainycastle gets promoted soon. Bundes needs more best German (Bavarian) teams
they are too small, they have about 1/10 of the money that Nürnberg has
>2red cards in one game for HIV
wew
But they have grit and gumption
worked at a mobile pflegedienst where you had to work from 6-11/12 and then from 15-19/20
That was barely yellow desu
you can't win in Regensburg if you want to get promoted
It's cool that Germans have a specific word for split-shifts
>HSV-Investor Klaus-Michael Kühne hat wegen des Wechsels von Jann-Fiete Arp (19) zum FC Bayern die beiden involvierten Klubs kritisiert. „Ich halte es für eine krasse Fehlentscheidung, ein Talent schon wieder an den ‚Bayern-Feind‘ zu verkaufen, der nichts Besseres tun kann, als anderen Bundesliga-Vereinen die besten Spieler und Talente zu Höchstpreisen abzunehmen“
WTF I love Kühne now!
holy fuck first time i hear about "teildienst". this is the greatest bullshit ever lmao
I would've quit too
Is it safe to eat a BK Burger i bought around 14 hours ago? they werent refrigerated or anything
they were 5th at the time
that being said, wolf is an idiot. always going for safety
>der nichts Besseres tun kann, als anderen Bundesliga-Vereinen die besten Spieler und Talente zu Höchstpreisen abzunehmen“
>die besten Spieler und Talente zu Höchstpreisen abzunehmen“
>Talente zu Höchstpreisen abzunehmen“
how fucking retarded are these people. be happy bayern are buying them, instead of manchster or mardrid where they sit on the bench or play for the 2nd team.
>Bayern-Feind
Are they aware that Bayern is so far out of their reach it really is not a rivalry?
What das fuck is wrong wotg mancs players?
It's probably ok but there's no way I'd eat it. Then again why the fuck would you buy amerishart fast food?
>it's much better to rot on bayerns bench than madrids bench
should be okay
macces is much much better than burger king, it's not even close.
btw
>Chickenburger now costs 1.49€ in Germany
I swear to god they higher it 10 cents every fucking year, what the fuck? It was 1€ not even 10 years ago
drunk
thanks
i agree, but there is only a BK near me
i realized as soon as i clicked on submit, of how stupid my statement was. my point was more that the good players will always go to better clubs unless you make your club better and thats not gonna happen if all you do is whine and hire shit coaches and pay too much for shit players
Döner and Gyros-Pita is by far the superior fast food
>buying chickenburgers while the McChicken Classic exists
just now seeing wurstls dopa auftritt
top olmer
the mcd cheeseburger is literally the pinnacle of food technology. i remember somebody actually calculated that the amount of nutritions you get for this price is best of all, the cheeseburger is the most efficient piece of food in the world.
>Frankfurt vs Hanover is the only buli match on
ugh
What did he say?
>Gyros
Yes
Was the calculator German?
In Germany do burger king burgers taste like they were just microwaved or is that only the case here
McDonalds and Burger King are shit
Honestly he's fucking lost touch with the business. And his eye for football.
For example, when asked what they are gonna do about Lewandowski being the only real forward they have he fucking said they have Müller and GNABRY (???) as backup in case he is injured. I mean what the fuck? First of all >rating Müller and second, Gnabry? Jesus christ. You won't even win a farmers league with that kind of thinking.
Not the case at the places where I ate at least. Some Macces on the other hand...
>manu-liverpool
view from the main stands
comfy stadium
>red bull - hoffenheim on monday
wtf i love montagsspiele now
Are you Julia Görges?
Classic Hoeneß delusion, but still nothing beats this masterpiece.
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Isn't that sven guy going to Bayern?
who?
Milsanmianat
Fmrly of bvb und arsenal
IsReus able to play today?
>frankfurt sill haven't scored
Oh that guy. He'll crash and burn there anyway. Just like every other manager as long as Wurstl and Rolex arein charge.
nice fucking cross kostic my man
Wrong
No, they will lose against Bayer
haller pls
Hinteregger is so cute :3
>mueller
jz 1 heiBe Brühe
Still puts a smile on my face
>the aua of augsburg
this is basically the essence of >HIV
frankfurt make me think of liverpool in the way they play
>the mutilators of müller
wasn't this the first game of the season as well?
Not particularily this one, but if I was a club president paying millions for players like for example Robben or Reus etc that known to be easily injured I'd forbid them doing stupid celebrations that could end up hurting themselves.
Robben for example used to slide on his knees almost every time he scored a nice goal, I always thought it's ridiculous that the bosses are just watching that
shit and boring?
yes, and he also was their most important attacking player from the season before.
basicaly yes. No midfield, the three forwards have to figure it out by themselves.
Germans are great
sad!
>bild
>Denmark lost the most aerial duels per game in Europe's top five leagues, with 28.25.
OH NO NO NO
>manletmark
REBIC
Do you guys remember when Kölns Capo got banned from all stadiums in Germany for his "banter"?
youtube.com
Gonna go to Aldi, anything anyone need?
Aldi is closed on Sunday.
Not here it isn't
The Alexianer are one of the largest catholic institutes in Germany.
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absolutely Absteiger-tier defending
Then it'll say how the jews are good boys dindu nuffin but make Christianity better
Nothing beats >Schalkes defending yesterday
ManU vs Kloppopool is boooooring
yeah cant believe i got scammed into watching this
Unsere Startelf gegen @bayer04fussball: Bürki - Hakimi, Akanji, Zagadou, Diallo - Witsel, Weigl - Sancho, Götze, Guerreiro -Alcacer #BVBB04
Auf der Ersatzbank: Hitz - Delaney, Dahoud, Philipp, Wolf, Schmelzer, Bruun Larsen #BVBB04
>alario benched
>wendell benched
hahahaha BTFO useless shits
very interdasting line ups
Based jedvej
I'm off to my parents now
gg Hangover
Niedersachsen is Wolf country
t. man with wolfsburg purse
Anyone got a link for Rapid v the franchise sponsor team?
hello frens, just out of personal interest, could you try this link and see if you can watch the Rapid Salzburg match on it?
>be mutt
>never actually had a real rebellion because mcdonalds tastes nice
"HAHA DUMB IRISH ARE UHHH GAY HUHA U HAB NO GUNS AN ALSO I HAB GUN BANG BANG HAHAUHUHR AM SO SMARD CAUSE AMERIKANO"
listen u fucking irish faggot dont u understand this true american is over 1/54th german and 5/30th irish? whiter than you muhammed
the IRA was the last hope for ireland. same with michael collins. idk why they were bombing schools instead of political buildings though. BUT HEY HAHA WOULDNT IT BE FUNNY IF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT WAS THE ONE PLANTING BOMBS OUTSIDE SCHOOLS TO FALSE FLAG IRA AS BAD? HAHA ISNT THAT SO FUNNY GUYS
holy shit,
here
funktioniert ganz perfekt
based ausGOD
leave saving the day to our ausGOD overlords. holy fuck what a based madman.
is this some marketing meme that im not getting?
new Game of Thrones season
Got my Leverkusen Shirt on
proof?
> Doll
AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
ah ok got it. see this design was too strange to be anything else but advertisement
Hopefully we will cuck shareholders eternally and the seething will be glorious
why does that map look like it should be flipped upside down?
where is that?
>got it
hehe
I stopped watching GoT somewhere in 3rd season. Is it worth it to continue watching?
>Eintracht gewinnt in Hannover klar mit 3:0 – 96-Fans fordern: „Kind muss weg“
>Jovic with 2 assists and 1 goal
based
its still entertaining but pure fanboy service at this point
>hannover defending
10 mins until the match of the year. I'm quite nervous.
Alright we will win
>I think this is a huge game for dortmund today
High IQ commentary
JOGI watching!!!!
manu-liverpool was expectedly fucking awful
time for some real footy
HEJA BVB HEJA BVB HEJA HEJA HEJA BVB
>europa league defeat to krasnodar
errr... so this is the power of BT sport commentators
ah yes, Dortmund vs Bayern
Dirtmuds yellow wall is kino desu
havertz pls
Havertz? More like have a shit shot attempt in a good position rtz
dirtmund SHOOK
>Pulishit cant even make the bench anymore
Rude
bailey dindu nuffin, he a gud boi
BOSZ GOAT TIKI TAKA
can you guys pls get a win today
>be top of the league
>park the bus
I could go for some oranges
I need a link to bvb bayer u autists
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neverkusen are playing so well :3
>debut
>already the best player in the world
damn
Brandt is so good at CM.
>bvb 21% possession
i have literally NEVER seen this before with dortmund
Can't wait for Moukoko-Sancho to win us 5 consecutive triples in a couple years.
Brandt is good pretty much everywhere you dumb frog
Hoofing corners out of play to prevent counter attacks, high IQ tactics
lmao
>p-pls Bosz don't hurt us
fug
Lars Bender is still my favorite player
dortmund cucks getting DOMINATED
clear it
why are dortmund playing like they're in a relegaton battle?
>hakimi
We're just literally too good for them
HAVERTZ pls
Jedvaj is so much better than Wendell
if you semen slurp a 0:0 against Nürnberg, regardless of your standing in the table, you are in relegation battle
dortmund literally can't keep the ball
cringe
>BAILEY
lmao
my boomer commentators are struggling to comprehend inverted wingers
fucking hell this is painful to watch
>bailey
i'm tired
actually and factually physically cringing watching dortmund rn
>even the crowd is flat
kek
he had that
glad >we made it above the 40pts relegation line before the implosion haha
CAM ON LEVERKUSEN SCORE SOM FACKIN GOALS
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Neverkusen btfo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
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alsh bayer leverkushen musht do hier gewinnen
right between the legs
BUYMUND BUYMUND BUYMUND
UGH!!
DORTMUND WILL SLI-
really undeserved but whatever lmao
Have you been shiposting Buk on Yea Forums the last days?
sort it out paco
>Alcaca
C'mon Paco...
why are black defenders so bad against black strikers?
Bukowski is great if you're like 16-22
is reus alive for this?
no
anyone got a good stream? mine keeps interrupting
Based fucking volland
I linked one earlier but maybe it didn't work fore you
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VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON ZAC EFFRON
not so fast big pharma
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SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
Nice fucking defending
>Jedvaj
kek pek
SELL SELL SE-
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
Oof that volley
ajo den mach ich auch rein. wie kann man nur so schlecht verteidigen?
Lmao longer than yours
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SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
both goals the dortmund strikers had no defender near them
SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO SANCHO
>jedvaj
CRINGE
what a fucking meme game
jeiks
APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR INSOLENCE
*looks at the reply count*
ähhhm tooooorsteeeen???????
jedvaj? more lik jejvaj am i right guys
you might have to rethink that
AHAHAHAHAHA
make new bread fags
feels bad man
meh
I love watching bailey cross to his imaginary friends
too high
>Hradecky
Thorsten Allah
jz 1 bier uezs brudis
Shut the fuck up you fag
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19:04
Glück Auf! Tedesco raus.
not sharing a thread with dumbers, thank you
new
Götze? More like GOATze