>Earlier Stefan Struve def. Marcos Rogerio de Lima via submission (arm triangle choke) at 2:21 of round two Michal Oleksiejczuk def. Gian Villante via KO (punch) at 1:34 of round one Liz Carmouche def. Lucie Pudilova via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28) Petr Yan def. John Dodson via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27) Magomed Ankalaev def. Klidson Abreu via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28) Dwight Grant def. Carlo Pedersoli Jr. via TKO (punches) at 4:59 of round one Chris Fishgold def. Daniel Teymur via submission (rear-naked choke) at 1:10 of round two Gillian Robertson def. Veronica Macedo via submission (rear-naked choke) at 3:27 of round two Damir Hadzovic def. Polo Reyes via TKO (punches) at 2:03 of round two Ismail Naurdiev def. Michel Prazeres via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 30-27) Carlos Diego Ferreira def. Rustam Khabilov via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 29-28) Damir Ismagulov def. Joel Alvarez via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Struve was a fucking can, don't know why Hardy is sucking him off so much. Sick of hearing about his height being an advantage when he got HEEM'D vs Hunt who was 15 inches shorter
Dylan Morris
Last three digits of my post determine how many seconds the fight will go for
Luke Robinson
sounds like brazil to me
Jackson Russell
Fourth for the sake of being third.
Samuel Wilson
>All this garbage walkout songs Has any hue fighter ever come out to sepultura?
Ryan Hughes
I hope Eddie chokes that faggot commie out one day
i know what you mean, just feels like such a waste of time, i'm thinking the same like, i don't think i've gained much by watching this live, could've just caught it tomorrow and be done in an hour max by skimming through
Nathaniel Morales
Mark Hunt is actually 8 feet tall. He just looks shorter because he loads his punches.
Gabriel Roberts
Probably. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Carter Cox
cam on you polish piece of shit
Nolan Howard
Look at Santos's run compared to Smith's. What a joke.
>GSP retires >Struve retires 2 days later Have we seen them in the same room?
Gabriel Green
>ginger pepsi wtf what's it like
Tyler Scott
Whereabouts in England are you at senpai?
Joshua Allen
Is Blachowitz Jewish?
Luis Lopez
Eddie knows Callen is a hollywood cultist who abuses children and sold his soul, and that Joe has been a CIA asset since 2017. He's based, but his solipsistic views get him flak.
I don't know how fighters do it lads, any slightly scary stuff and I shake and sweat and get diarrhoea. Even if I just self insert into the fighter during the walkout I have to run to the bathroom. I've actually been to a doctor about it but there's not much you can do.
Mason Garcia
I swear Thiago Silva was a Polish youtuber
Jackson King
that's it lads we are going distance on this one
Jack Morris
what a """""""""""""""""""banger"""""""""""""""
Josiah Foster
when will the heem come, which round
Jose Sanders
i believe so, yes
Colton Thompson
10-10 it's not up for debate
Hunter Powell
10-9 Santos
Ayden Reyes
is heem sleepy?
Juan Morgan
i think youd be surprised
Kevin Morgan
Can’t believe people stayed up for this.
Robert Kelly
Random fact: This is the first time since Kevin Lee vs Al Iaquinta that a Fight Night has entered a Round 2
Think Santos is winning based on getting more leg kicks.
Evan Lee
you can't cure being a pussy
Blake Ramirez
This is so fucking boring
Grayson Walker
i didn't know it was legal to wear those footwraps that jan is wearing. what is the commission here i have had two pints of vodka since this card started
Brayden Peterson
croatia is western country eastern europe begins at serbia
He literally purposefully shoved his fingers into another man's eyes. Have you ever done that? Could yo uever do that? Could you purposefully shove your fingers into anoher man's eyes? It's pretty psychopathic. Consider that you could possibly be blinding him. Could you do that, knowing that you might take his vision away permanently? DC could.
Chase Peterson
Now THIS is champ pacing!
Michael Smith
19-19 but they're both gassed so hard I don't see how this goes 25 minutes.
Zachary Ward
1-1? Is it 1-1 friends?
Alexander Williams
>middleweight
Ayden Fisher
I fell asleep in the first round. What did I miss so far?
Angel Brooks
BRO
Ian Young
by that logic it's 18-18 now
Landon Thomas
>flippy shit
Sebastian Ortiz
20-18 Jan Wouldn't argue if you had it different
Joshua Williams
HEEM
Cameron Green
Marreta is shook
Jordan Watson
Thank god it’s over
Logan Walker
Good night, white pride
Christopher Reed
lol
Owen Lee
lol that GnP was some serious animal shit.
Christopher Jackson
That is the greatest thing I've seen in a very long time.
Think I'm gonna have to take up MMA to redeem white people, lads.
Adrian Walker
Damn tried to do a Branch and got destroyed. Santos offers no threat to the top guys though.
Chase Carter
Why would you charge forward like that against a power puncher? Jan was doing it throughout the fight, had little sprints here and there where he just rushed forward
Fuck u guys why the card was so early? I just found out the stream and now it's over
Robert Taylor
God so many dumb little bitches today
Evan Hill
Would rather see Santos vs Jones
David Lee
wished it happened in the 2nd round
Robert Powell
Absolute state of that GNP, legit chimp-tier
Easton Sullivan
Jan is such a fucking brainlet.
Wyatt Fisher
how was that an early stoppage? you guys are idiots
Christopher Wood
bellator stream where??
Asher Hughes
t. Mtumbo
Jaxson Carter
>Polish >white
Brody Perez
reminder that Santos is unstoppable at 205
Aiden Cruz
wtf was that, going straight to be ktfo?
Alexander Rodriguez
Seethe harder, Goddard
Noah Diaz
Based Herb allowing a barrage of hammer fists before stopping the fight.
Jonathan Thomas
I mean it's legit anxiety and a really horrible thing, but I guess some people will just never have the problem so it's not something that's looked at much.
Fake it til you make it. Tis the only way if you're not blessed with a DGAF temperament. Took me 250 wrestling matches before I didn't have panic attacks before them.
Jonathan Reed
honorary aryan, Jones is FUCKED
Owen Bailey
do a barrel roll
Grayson Reed
Brazilian education doesn’t understand simple concept of time zones
how did he go out from those pillow fisted taps? I could smoke this brazilian bum. All real athletes go to the nfl or nba to make money. UFC is filled with bums making less than minimum wage (litterally 1k for a fight lmao).
Connor Anderson
>giving a win to a guy that didnt pick one of the fights
uh bro?
Austin Russell
I did that for a little while it didn't help, I also started working out everyday but that didn't help my stomach at all.
Jazz Jennings looks ecstatic. Good to see him keeping his spirits up despite the gender reassignment surgery complications.
Parker Moore
BASED GOLDY >What is worst than a rat is a rat who doesn't support his country
Jaxson Russell
how am i trolling? the cream of the crop, the elite of the elite, make a middle class living in the ufc. john jones is the best they've ever had and he barely breaks 6 figures/.
a literal back up nfl kicker makes more than jones
I have found Eugene’s analogy of each card being like a drug. It’s a real bummer when you are already on the prelims and realize your dealer (Dana) screwed you and this isn’t going to give you the high you’re looking for. Just a meh feeling through the whole thing.
Logan Garcia
"Janek, wait 2 rounds, then do the Till"
Christopher Wilson
I'm gonna go hit some dabs and watch Bellator tomorrow lads, see you through the week /heem/ies
We have to wait for Reyes and Walker to get high in the rankings. LHW might get interesting as that happens over the next few months. If Walker can beat a Blachowicz level guy, and Reyes can beat Volkan in a few weeks, both of those two are in line for a challenge.
Sebastian Thomas
that was a lot of marretadas to his head
Camden Miller
Is that why the highest paid athlete is a boxer?
Noah Cox
6/10 prelims were very watchable, but they set a pace the main card couldn't keep up with. Yan, Santos and Struve saved the main card somewhat
Aiden Scott
Nah I'm going to wait for it to come on paramount and watch it on cable instead of this cheeky bong stream
Jason Jones
mutt
Andrew Cox
why don't i learn my lesson? why do i tune in every week?
Herb is corrupt as fuck. They even put him in the judge's booth to do the UFC's bidding recently. At least he lets fights go on, unlike Marc "If you hit the ground I'm stopping the fight" Goddard
Robert Green
got a stream link?
Jaxson Taylor
>that goof picture RIP Twitchy sorry that we had to find your wife, you were just shitting up too many threads.
If you’re reading this, you will live on in memes. But come back and we will ruin her life.
Jason Richardson
how do i make a girl react to me this way bros?
Colton Perry
by the looks of the interviews he wasn't expecting such a collected Marreta, and in the end the one who got impatient was himself.
She just has a perfect fat pussy, you virgin faggot
Tyler Taylor
Fuck how can I watch webms in iPhone
Aiden Ross
happy he got a win and performance bonus in his last fight
Jordan Rogers
roast beef
Landon Nelson
Problem is I'd just shit myself if I tried to just push through. If I was fighting I'd probably have to do a 48hr fast before.
James Robinson
Jesus Christ Herb, get your shit together
William Bell
Once you do it several times, that part will go away. The nervousness remains though
Ethan Clark
Hope Gallagher gets fucked up again
Thomas Cox
why do lellator cards always has a million fights? nobody wants to watch some literally who taxi drivers fighting in the undercard, they could literally cut like 8 fights and nobody would give a shit
Jose Myers
I'm completely fine in muay thai and bjj but any sort of confrontation, I start shaking and feel like a bitch any tips?
>ywn be a brawler style fighter and spend your purse on coke and hookers every few months, showing tons of potential but never realizing it, before your body breaks down and you fight cannier and cannier opponents for less and less money, becoming a complete joke and laughing stock between the years 1998-2010
Jayden Diaz
wtf shes beautiful here
Landon Lopez
Shut the fuck up, retard
Tyler Baker
ok
Kayden Sullivan
she was never that bad looking, the problem is her teeth
Luke Watson
Sorry i didnt mean that
Charles Perry
Bad teeth are cute, to a point.
John Gonzalez
STFU
Samuel Jackson
I did this but I showed no potential. Also it was in a shit promotion. Also it was between the years 2006 and 2009
Thomas Morales
>joanna >never that bad looking Achei o nordestino
Evan Rogers
tu mama es un puta, cabron
Nicholas Thompson
Wtf you are not a fag here
Aaron James
lol that guy didn't even tap
Jace Evans
u tryna throw hands pablo?
Ryan Jenkins
>tune in >Conor-alike being interviewed by BJM im livin in crazytown
You can pinpoint the exact moment she soaks her panties at the sight of the superior black male asserting his dominance over her countryman. She's ready right then and there for Santos to fill her insides with his thick BBC and creampie her.
Card's over, how about somebody makes a proper thread with a schedule and we migrate
Luke Lee
>wmma
Noah Sanchez
how unfortunate
Evan Diaz
nobody watches ufc anymore
Benjamin Butler
bellator is on now you casual
Hunter Rodriguez
>posting about bellator in the ufc game thread
who you callin a casual?
Julian Williams
Wait, what the fuck, why was this card so early? FUCK ESPN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE TONIGHT I MISSED THE WHOLE THING
Oliver Hall
We are in the heem thread now. Look into it.
Aiden Lee
didnt it end with gallagher winning
Dominic Long
Based mutt
Jordan Brown
Surely the fight that makes sense now is Santos v Rockhold to see how luke's chin holds up at lhw against someone he should theoretically be able to beat.
Jack Bennett
>wake up late >ITS ALL OVER
jesus what the fuck is going on, first the Cain fight on a Sunday, now this early bullshit
Ryan Smith
nobody cares about your opinion cocanigger
David Collins
Heem thread
Charles Ross
imagine being this much of a casual
Isaiah Jenkins
iOS is such a bitch system isn’t it?
Jordan Lewis
Oh, oooh, ah, there actually already was one.
Yeah, so we won't be using your thread.
Matthew Brown
You think that's a giant pussy? I have something to show you.
