/hoc/
>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%
>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%.
thanks new zealand
>a Chinese team has a playoff spot and Toronto doesn't
shall'st
G'day mate
let's throw another shrimp on the barbie
I'm sorry for posting in the retard finn thread.
this is the thread
Apology accepted
soon
Puljujarvi to Charlotte Checkers
Have a feeling Kreider will be gone 'soon'
twitter.com
Please don't put that evil on >us.
Stone to St Louis
/beav/?
>Zadina called up
Is it time?
always
btfo
LADS.
Staalsy is back.
why are we posting in the late thread?
who's going to win the tournament of hearts?
/hoc/ must always have /hoc/ in the subject line.
The other one is not a valid /hoc/ thread.
do you think homan hates duchene?
because the other thread doesn't have /hoc/ in the subject line duh
Wings will have THREE first round picks, mark my words
Cannot stop cringing at you sunbelt losers. Just post about stuff you know, like diabetes, beastiality, and incest. Stop trying to force hockey "nicknames"
Mood right now
she probably hates Melnyk more
rory is making a comeback lads
nice edit
looks comfy
>broons
hate backes
>ruins
>tfw (you)d by a seetheposter
No grimmer fate.
Who /home gym master race/? Enjoying a Molson for afternoon post-drink since there's only SHIT GAMES on tonight so I don't mind passing out early
happy pk subban history month
bodyweight is all you need
looks like brassard is going to get traded from the kitties today
samsoi isnt strong enough for that.
Drop the gloves at NK breh I'll be foiled up
kys cringe snownigger
Don't wake up you fucking failure
Reminder that You love /rings/
We should get some right now...
Sunbelt hockey fans are finally opening up about what it feels like to watch a sport they don't understand and never played
Toronto finishes up against Worcester and then plays Markham. Assuming they win both games against Worcester all they have to do is get 1 point against Markham and have Markham lose both this weekend against Montreal to get a playoff spot.
Don't tempt me son
N-----
*Finishes up against Markham not Worcester*
Where's the Broons-Bloos thread?
the slump is back on boys, laine can’t hit the net again
sunbelt btfo
WHERE ARE THE TRADES
Every time I bring up working out there's always one American that starts to seethe so I'm just gonna assume it's because the last time he (voluntarily) sweat was when his buddies dad made him do bagskates when he was in 15 y/o house league before he dropped out of hockey due to concussions from sliding head first into the boards like a fucking sunbelt mongoloid
Do people still actually call blacks "niggers" to their face down in the USA?
it snows more in binland than it does anywhere in the USA
Someone needs to do something about the Blues.
Pacific, do something!
oath. i need at least 3 more trades before deadline to be satisfied.
It has never, ever snowed on the helsinki.
I do too, it's not just a USA thing
I called a cab driver a nigger last summer
Canadiens @ Maple Leafs - THE game for high iq hockey enthusiasts
did somebody say /beav/?
>Team loses when I want them to win. Wins when I want them to lose
>:(
are the blues contenders or pretenders?
*schlops in beav*
shrimp on the barbie?
>schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
yes
Throw another /beav/ on the barbie eh?
CAR @ DAL starts soon
is /hoc/ for scuba?
Only time will tell
I can dig it.
Delet this
>tfw Rangers fan in NJ
>tfw the glorious butthurt from Devils fans whenever we heem them
get fucked m8
beavs are my favourite animal.
>living in poo jersey
>rags
Yikes
"no"
He's a real poon hound
>but brodooor is goat
*builds a dam*
are avs going to win this game or what? need them to win.
>raining at the stadium
RAINBELT BTFO
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>plus, he thumbs his nose at New York,
Who /ice/ here
Thinking about trading my UFA wingers for picks and prospects
Yes, but not for >your benefit, you filthy convict
keep posting im saving all the pics
It's time.
Does the one I put on my lemonade count?
Shoo shoo esse
shorkos
Break Ted's third leg today, Sharkos
Right here lad
>sharkos
Reddit needs to leave
NO!
ice is nice
to glory
4channel is reddit
Yea Forums is Yea Forums
I invited Mexico he can stay
Only SHIT games tonight
thought kong "fans" already posted here?
thanks slave.
only SHIT games today
Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um excuse me.
tfw when no curling milf gf
It's2019 kiwi, no one likes a hairy beaver, get with the times.
can't wait for the sharks kill the teds desu
Only GREAT games tonight
ONLY ONE GOOD TEAM PLAYING TONIGHT.
>st Louis poos
>Columbus Gay Men's Chorus
>everyone at new job curls
Guess its high time I hit a new kind of ice
this one is my favorite
Ted is dead.
Meth?
CANES
Yes
No one gives a fuck Sam
The age of the snowbelt is OVER. The time of the sunbelt has come
beav as fuarrk
is that vancouver next to the shork?
Obviously you do to remember I mentioned this a week ago.
Imagine being that fucking obsessed with a Canadian that just likes drinking beer watching hockey and listening to jimmy buffett. Get help
for me, it's the san jose sharks
Sharts aren't even fucking trying today, come on you fucks
>me near the bottom middle
do you think beavers see ghosts?
>>>/hoc/
>beavers
>lots of beavers
>what, you don't like beavers?
the beavers are all great, by the way
at least karlsson showed up
this, what the fuck is happening
>caytlin jenner
early hokkei doesn't count desu
sharks suck, sunbelt casuals blown TFO
>sharts
I trusted you
Fuck off
>casuals worried about jones giving up the ritual one free goal
get a grip
make me cunt
>thinking the game is over
casual way of thinking
Has any two teams traded players mid-game and had the players trade jerseys
NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Surely that's why everyone is pissed and not because the entire team still hasn't shown up to play
fuck.
Shut the fuck up faggot before I stomp you a new asshole
>doesn't get irony.
get a grip
Fuck off
all this sun is getting to everyone's head
what is your favourite minor league team /hoc/?
>"I know all there is to know about the crying game......"
seething
that's fucked up
>he doesn't enjoy the sun on his pasty translucent skin
F
how do people see you if your skin is translucent?
doesnt he live in abbotsford? 10 to 1 the movers were indian
I want northern ontario to win but it will more the likely be alberta
Sudbury
Why is it that you never hear positive experiences with moving companies?
Olmec Stone Heads
>hiring movers
this is why you hire the company the doesn't look like it's staffed by immigrants
>Teams that I believe have shown interest, to varying degrees, in Ryan Dzingel: Carolina, Boston, Columbus, St. Louis and Calgary...
>There was all sorts of momentum earlier today to make you think a Dzingel trade would be done today, and it still could I suppose, but the sense now is it’s not as much on the front burner at this time and may well carry over to tomorrow.
Stone likely getting traded too before Monday I read
Sens really clearing out huh
are you sure you know what translucent means?
people like to bitch instead of compliment. its like restaurant reviews. the people who enjoyed the food and service say nothing while the people who felt slighted use google reviews as a platform for bitching.
>current forecasts are indicating that we will have playable conditions
movers hate their fucking life and job I guess
Where do you live? Let's meet in the middle. I'll drive down, drunk and high, and still kick the fuck out of you in some dusty sunbelt hovel. Which I realize now basically describes all of America outside of New England and the Great Lakes region. But that's another argument all together
not a great first for us la
Maybe the towel heads should be grateful for work instead of living in rivers of poo back home
Seriously, who gives a fuck? Why would anyone give a singular shit about this retarded autismo hiring Somalians to move his fucking couch cause he's too fat and lazy to do it himself?
>perds
avs goal, off to a good start.
NATHAN
MACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKINNON
I don't disagree, I hope hockey guy sues that joke of a company
he had his hands full helping his whalewife get through the door.
i don't understand, he was there watching them fuck his shit up while not say anything, and then just let them leave with his furniture?
>not having friends to help you move
should just stay put forever desu
BING BING
Feelin' Mighty Steelie
BASED GIRARD WITH THE HIT
These niggers are insufferable, eh?
>Don't move yourself
>Get your shit wrecked
Oh wow oh geez oh gosh
THE HEAT IS ON!
baste
>It is, at best, a long shot — in order for it to happen Eugene Melnyk would have to step up the club offer and Mark Stone would have to be fully prepared to do what he hasn’t done so far (commit) — but it’s worth noting the door to re-signing him in OTT has not been locked shut.
>That said, the primary focus for OTT GM Pierre Dorion is obviously trading Stone and serious suitors include WPG, NSH, CGY, BOS, amongst others. Usual grumbling about the price being way too high, but it is, as they say, a process.
>Some may surmise a potential long-and-drawn Stone auction could grid lock other transactions for secondary pending UFA wingers, but I believe some who feel they’re priced out of the Stone market could act quickly to get Zuccarello from NYR or Johansson from NJ, amongst others.
Gary telling the refs to keep the sunbelt team in the game
Fuck you Gary
i thought the snes this year were bad but how fucking awful is next year going to be for them
I never understood why even bother saying "N-word" instead of Nigger? You are essentialy saying nigger when you say "THE N-WORD".
Ive always wanted to play ice hockey but the only fucking ice rink in this shithole closed like 25 years ago.
Hold me lads
fuck off we're full
fuck refs
fuck gary
fuck jannies
fuck niggers
If your team winns the draft, would you prefer Kakko or Huges?
most of /hoc/ thought he was crazy and was asking for way too much, but he got a 1st round pick (and possibly a 2nd 1st round pick) and 2 prospects just like he said.
>poo jackets
Shorks
Full of niggers and beaners
Yeah no, ill pass.
Not even trying
it's alright shorkbros, >we are 25-0 when keeping the opponent to 2 or fewer.
based
look, m8
Get to work being a casual fag of the Canes
cause your nation is about the same relative size
Raleigh is a nice town
>the southern east US is... uhm..
lmao sunbelt btfo
DeBoer looks like he's going to cry
Lecxington thoroblades
how is that a penalty
>Loosely hold stick
>Free PPs
I just solved the NHL, lads
>Lecxington thoroblades
gayest horse logo Ive ever seen, hands down
Award Winning, to be frankly honest
oi mate, where is 'yer penalty questioning loicensce?
>mfw da teds win da cup
...
>cozens
>byram
>dach
>krebs
>people still want a sunbelter or f*nn
Poor Shannon
melbourne mustangs
The Bemidji State Beavers
errie otters
Hey better to be award winning than award losing.
its kino how he keeps looking off camera at the wreckage without showing it. really builds the tension.
I used to be a Ducks fan because of the movies and NHL 98 with Selane, Rucchin, Kariya, Mironov and Heber but I guess they changed the name and everything so Im looking for a team to bandwagon.
Yeah, im a boomer.
oVERtIME
>he has a sun on his flag
where the FUCK do you think you are m8
How much more does technology need to advance before we have a truly global sports league? Hurry up Elon you autist
Too many casuals in here.
>another beaner liked the ducks
Faggot
what does tavares keep in his backpack?
>bandwagon
Vancouver
i'd take a humble urugay who knows his place over a petulant american sunbelter ANY DAY
Reminder pooins rely entirely on refpuck to win games
You know the sun still shines when it's cold right? Wait, you were """educated""" in the south, so you probably don't.
sorry theres no gays allowed he cant come
Colostomy bag
hello, where are the trades?
>memeout
PLEASE
time for memes
good idea. just kill bobrovsky.
Leaky bags of dogshit vs Columbus Blue Jackets
>sharts
>shorks
Do they fight a lot? I want a team who consistently get into fights
RUH ROH
>shorks!!!!
game is where the Laval Rocket play so high production value and Poulin going for a career high in points
Well, back in the day it was the only team we knew. At least they brought us closer to the sport.
Also, dont be an elitist fag
fuck off
sorry to disappoint but there's barely any fighting in the nu nhl thanks to gary
coil move
i hope that shork is learning something for the third quarter
POUR
ME SOMETHING TALL AND STRONG
>doesn't chromecast
Reeeeeee
Well, thats dissapointing.
doesn't matter lads. shorks win the cup
neither
>bombston ruins
damn, gg bloos
>Duchene is making the Jackets better
You guys lied to me
>when you outplay the other team but lose in the memeout
is st louis going to win the stan lee?
Fug
*sips*
Am I gay for drinking mead?
yes
No, You're gay for sucking cock
The commentary is painfully bad
>3h0rks
yeah its not the best but I usually mute it.
no, just gay for worrying about it
>bombston
>he records video with his phone in portrait mode
She sounds like someone who doesn't actually know about hockey
t.
looking sharp
>had one dart since January 3rd
Convince me not to go buy a pack and fall in a snowbank from the head rock
she sounds like a dental hygenist not a commentator
Smokers are jokers
what?
>tfw your hockey figurines are destroyed
Sup, the Blues will win the Stanley Cup this year
Big if true
So I'm on grindr earlier and found this really hot trans girl and msg'd them and now she's coming to watch the game with me.
Anyway go leafs
FUCK YOU NIGGERVILLE YOU REF BRIBING FAGGOTS
Counterpoint: youtu.be
All she does is say the players names
dip is the way to go
save the lungs, beat the gums
no shorks
>ruins
>sharts
I thought we were friends TBG
YALL GON MAKE ME ACT A FOO
t.
I actually did start talking to a really cute "girl" on grindr. Probably 18 months ago by now. A friend saved a picture. If I find "her" I implore other jets fans to find "her" if "she" hasn't killed herself for being a subhuman faggot yet
Snop dawg is cool.
so /hoc/
IS pepsi okay?
>Dumb Swede back out
Maybe >we will actually score now
>erik karlsson just got traded lads
fugg
she's pretty sexy though
>Poulayn
I hope he seduces your closeted ass and gives you AIDS, bitch.
Hockey is for everyone.
>trashville fans mad because their diving didn't work
french is weird
you mean the team getting shut out by the blue jackets right now?
did she pound your boy puss?
Let's Take it Outside™ senpai
I count a total of 6 boobs in that picture
IM A MIDNIGHT TOKER
>jay baruchel
fuck this faggot and fuck the CBC to put him on
can't win the cup in the regular season lad.
Eat fucking shit obeseville
"She" invited me over to cuddle and watch movies and I ended up deleting the app before I responded
He also said I have nice muscles and he wanted to touch them
No, it's just his 9 games. Next season Blashill will get a short-term contract and Zadina will be up with the big club, and then Zadina will have his first big year in 20-21 once Blash is mercifully, finally fired.
t. futureman
>fans upset that a dive got called against them
>score on the ensuing PP
get fucked trashville
Avs taking out the trash.
SJS vs CLB SCF book it now lads
STOP FUCKING LARPERING YOU PSYCHOTIC FAGGOT INCEL
lel shorks
WOW
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT MARTIN
im inclined to agree with this post
Oof
Jesus cunt fucking Christ
Ah man, you're missing out. Its 2019, you can fuck whatever consenting adult you like
what on earth was that goal sharks
pathetic
>shorks
dunno what happened but laughing at the shorks
>absolute state of the kongs
wonder how kovalchuk feels
>wanted to be part of a stanley cup contender
if the "girl" comes on to you first, it's always a tranny
TRASHVILLE FUCKING TILTED
>its 2019, just be a homosexual already
what is wrong with canadians
Acronyms are of the devil. Stop using them.
>jones
>S
>Duchene already scoring with Jacks
I hate this sport
which one are you again?
>Kneelander playing center tonight
Oh boy
>can't win the cup in the regular season lad.
they cant win a cup at all lmao
where is the habs-laffs thread??
Pull Jones and put in a wet piece of cardboard
>kongs are getting BTFO by the Panthers
And I thought they could actually win this game. We t/a/nk now
embrace the degen lifestyle fgt
>TRASHVILLE so fucking shit have to start cheating
>TRASHVILLE player so soft he has to be carried off on a collision with Zadorov
Oh I'm fucking laughing
Someone needs to explain to Nashville what a "check" is
no you sick fuck
BING BING
guess it's here lad
if youre ever at a party and want to get laid, tell this joke
youtu.be
Is Subban getting exposed again?
poo peeland probably has it's share of fags too
TRASHVILLE btfo
josi what the fuck m8
why are they called the habs?
weekend reminder - None of this is real
honestly im not sure is it good the kitties are still trying to run for that wild card spot or tank for hughes/kakka
and yeah its looking rather obvious now that the kongs are tanking for that pick, just curious how kovalchuk feels about that..though i doubt they want to lose this badly
nothing I love more than salty trashville fans
trashville so fucking mad
Pred fans already going home
>Yea Forums
>invited to parties
user, I..
game day reminder that tavares is overrated shit
Reminder even though I used to be active on grindr I can still skate better than the Americans here, and I could still kick the fuck out of everybody else
Imagine cuddling under a warm blanket with a cute girl(boy) while watching hockey and having her(him) nuzzle and smooch your neck as you explain the rules of hockey to them.
Truly disgusting
Yes, sir.... dream within a dream...
>muh soilers south
HAHA SHOW YOURSELF YOU LITTLE BITCH. SHOW US YOUR TEAMS CUPS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT FAGGOT KEK
superdave osborne is a legend
>not just showing up
wew, the Panthers are dabbing hard on the Kangz
kinda late for this, don't?
les habitants de montreal
tanking is long gone, panthers aren't bad enough so might as well go as hard as u can in order to convince the ryssäs to sign there as free agents next summer
yes very good but I was actually look for meme answers
Thank God
sam is a fag and is banished from /hoc/
t. boss of /hoc/
habitual drug users
because their team has been shit this century
>Babcock stacks all canadians on one line and gives Matthew's the dregs for 2nd line
Baste
Based and fucksampilled
the habitual cum farters
this game needs a fight
+1
can i have a raise
>jpeg
>saved the thumbnail
Pretty embarrassing.
Is there anything more cancerous than supporting a shitty cheating team like Trashville. I bet they're in the locker room right now calling up Gary to bail them out.
finland good sweden bad
i swear if dale trades away hoffman i will kill everyone i find in bb&t
atleast i wont need to bring any bullets ifyouknowwhatimean
Did Kapanen get rid of his flow?
already have bitch
post the png then
how many of you still live in your parents' basement?
me
yup
I live in my own basement
me except its not a basement sadly
I wish I did. Rent is expensive.
moved out 2 months ago
>watch out hockey fans
better not lose m8, need you guys to win.
i don't get it
is this a reference to the orlando fag killer?
wasssp /spa/
my parents moved out before i did :)
>match with qt on bumble
>half an hour left for her to msg me
>all her photos have changed
>his parents don't live in his attic
nah
>dont find anyone there
>cause empty
please laugh
>>>
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT SHAWZY
ET LE BUT
TRANNIES BTFO
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
SHAWZY
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUT
>laffs
>pooronto poo poos
Oh god
>laffs
SHSHSHSHSHAW
>ssm8
>LAFFS
It's Leafs Vs. Habs and there's no game thread. What the fuck is wrong with you fags?
if they actually call this back i swear to god
Good goal, no need to waste time reviewing, get on with it
HAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
LAFFS BTFO
how much is rent in leafland user?
shit teams shit fans
STAY SCARED M8
>regular season game threads
gay
feel free to make one dumb fuck
Make one m8
Based /spa/ poster
they're not canadian
and then the rest of us canadians are too autistic
/hoc/ general is defacto habs gamethreads
I pay $990 a month for a small 1br in downtown Halifax.
sharks are getting bodied by the jackets right now
>cee bee jay
gay chant
i don't think the leafs have been on the good end of a video review once this season
>Just saw Gritty wearing some type of harness contraption. I have no idea what the heck is going on but I’m intrigued. Game starts at 8.
Will Gritty die tonight?
How many of you spend all your money on your mortgage and bills?
game threads are for fags when i post in hoc i expect everyone to know exactly which game i am talking about
what went wrong lads?
gg panthers, congrats based lu
yep
stay ticked
are leafs tanking on purpose?
thanks fren
Depends on where you live. East coast is relatively stable and cheap (other than Toronto) Vancouver/West coast is ridiculous, I lived in Vancouver for 8 months and had to move back to Quebec because job didn't pay enough and rent/food was insane
That's the kind of pay you'd pay for living in small apartments in Copenhagen; is Halifax considered a big city or something? Or is that the norm?
i hope so because i'm going back and forth between it and the outdoor game and i don't want to miss a thing
me. its nice to be a functioning adult though
>wasted a challenge on that
Like 400k people.
>he doesn't pay bills like a man
I'm so fucking mad
I pay 1450 (1300 leafbux) for a 2 bedroom in dunedin nz (population like 125k)
rent and bills
i've accepted that i'll never own a home
Yeh it's awesome
its all babcocks master plan tank to play islanders
1-0 for Markham
you're one of the dunedain?
Holy crap the sharks were garbage
Fairly large, for our standards atleast lol
Used to pay roughly 600 USD for a 3-room apartment I used to live in
Victoria Bach, alltime leader in NCAA goals for Boston University.
wew
so it's true that chinks fucked your real state market hard
aye
for frodo, etc
>sh4arts
once your credit is high enough you could swap paying rent for paying a mortgage. why would you want to pay rent for the rest of your life?
It's more that it's about half of what I make per month.
Weee-ooooo
ET LE BUT
TA.....TAR
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT TUNA
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
T A T A R
A
T
A
R
gg stars
after the kitties game, which one should i watch next now hoc
>and the boo
i'm drinking lads. shant wait till 5
>STAY SCARED M8
Oh ffs
That's tough man :/
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
TOMAS. TATAAAAAAAAAAAAR.
I fucking love this guy
Tuuuuuunnnaaaaaaa
>ssm8
WHERE
ARE
THE
FUCKING
TRADES???
my house is paid off
tax & bills comes to about $600/month
pretty lit
end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.
both games on right now are one sided, I'd just wait for the outdoor game later
POOPERPLAY TIME.
>chinks fucked real estate hard
This is so true. A lot of people won't admit it, because of fear of being called racist but holy shit. I was literally walking down my street in Van when an older Chinese guy comes up to me with a bag full of cash, asking where he could find property to buy. If it wasn't broad daylight I would've hit him and stolen the bag
>pooperplay
good lad I've been drinking red wine and plum apple cider since 11 am
STOP TURNING THE PUCK OVER FFS
i'll post the next thread
GG, Dallas
based boomer
it depends where you are talking about. some places worse than others
>l3afs
im 25
BASED POOPERPLAY GOAL.
HUUUTISTA
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUT! POWER PLAY GOAL!
>anders3n
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT
HOLY SHIT A POWER PLAY GOAL
JEFF
>SSM8
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS
Great save by fortino there
OH JEFF I LOVE YOU!!
ET LE BUUUTTTTTTT
its not about age
>L3AFZ
My dad is a real estate broker in Vancouver and says most chinese wont deal with an agent who isn't also chinese -- they make up like 40% of the population now and they are genuinely pegging native canadians out of their own market. Soon I expect young Vancouverites will have to learn the language and Chinese business practices in order to make themselves competitive in their own city/country.
Post habs stuff please
...
I honestly thought Poulin scored. She usually buries those
ITS ON ON PURPOSE LEAFS TANKING IS ALL CALCULATED
So do we agree that Babcock was a Zetterberg/Datsyuk baby?
This is true. Even a "chinese only" ride share has started. I got into one with a chinese friend and was told afterwards that the driver started talking to my friend that "he shouldn't associate with a filthy white pig" like me. Even the other communities, like the Punjabi/East Asian communities, are being pushed out by them.
Reports Dzingel for Duclair and 2 2nd round picks
And EOPs thought we were crazy and overzealous to have Law 101. Who's laughing now, you chinese/muslim-infested mongrels?
Are your poops purple? I need to know for a friend.
This....