HEEM UFC PRAGUE GAMETHREAD

205 lbs.: Jan Blachowicz vs. Thiago Santos
265 lbs.: Marcos Rogerio de Lima vs. Stefan Struve
205 lbs.: Gian Villante vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk
125 lbs.: Liz Carmouche vs. Lucie Pudilova - Liz Def Lucie by Split decision (29-28)
135 lbs.: John Dodson vs. Petr Yan — Yan def. Dodson by unanimous decision (30-27 x3)
205 lbs.: Magomed Ankalaev vs. Klidson Farias de Abreu — Ankalaev def. Abreu by unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28)
170 lbs.: Dwight Grant vs. Carlo Pedersoli Jr. — Grant def. Pedersoli by TKO (punches) at 4:59 of Round One
145 lbs.: Chris Fishgold vs. Daniel Teymur — Fishgold def. Teymur by submission (rear naked choke) at 1:10 of Round One
125 lbs.: Veronica Macedo vs. Gillian Robertson — Robertson def. Macedo by submission (rear naked choke) at 3:27 of Round Two
155 lbs.: Damir Hadzovic vs. Marco Polo Reyes — Hadzovic def. Reyes by TKO (punches) at 2:03 of Round Two
170 lbs.: Michel Prazeres vs. Ismail Naurdiev — Naurdiev def. Prazeres by unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27 x2)
155 lbs.: Diego Ferreira vs. Rustam Khabilov — Ferreira def. Khabilov by unanimous decision (30-27 x2, 29-28)
155 lbs.: Damir Ismagulov vs. Joel Alvarez — Ismagulov def. Alvarez by unanimous decision (30-27 x3)

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Gian is a can

First for future champ

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>that crowd
cant remember last time there were boos for that long

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Gian "Decision (Split)" Villante

villante getting heemed

can someone apologize to me?

Did Liz really win I was cooking

Villante is on a streak of 4 split decisions

damn it i missed it. how was it?

Haven’t watched a single fight so far

kek

Time for a sloppy gassy mess, Villante is the greasy cheese burger of mma.

after every ufc event, the crowd should be exterminated
the world would be a better place without these GOONS

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Presented without comment.

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They're mad salty their top prospect just got killed off.

Yes, and the crowd generated enough salt to put the dead sea to shame.

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Villante wins by RNC

>wake up TJ

>Gian Villante is a star in this sport because fans love the way he fights
dumbest thing ive ever heard

Standing

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This pollak better win

>President Bush
yikes grandpa thanks for digging up ancient history

Gian is a goof

I don't know if Prague is ready for Matt Serra yelling

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eww

Anyonene else think villante is sexy as fuck?

snoozefest incoming

who the fuck is a villante fan, WHO

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Baste

Reminder: I can heem every here with my memekicks.
Your Status: reminded.

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EARLY STOPPAGE INCOMING BASED GODDARD OFFICIATING

Only two more snoozers to get through, stay strong /heem/

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Too bad about PEDs otherwise weedman might still win fights and get booked for matches

...

This is off-topic, you twinky britcuck.

i don't like Gian Villante but I don't remember why

Eryk Anders shared a video of a bullied kid being beat up but is black so could never admit a poc was the bully, now he is fighting a fan
twitter.com/erykanders/status/1099051142204407808

HEEM BODY SHOTTY

does this guy think he is the gypsy king with that movement?

HEEM LIVERED

What a gutlet

I'm gonna get all my picks but 1

And I have no fucking money to get

Feelsbadman

vilante is a can

Oh boy

Heem insides

HEEEM STOPPY

HEEM DED

HEEEEEEEEEEEM FOLDY

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>wanting to watch clean fighters

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lol that was the most anti climatic shit, the crowd couldn't give less of a shit if they tried.

Never bother going back to that shithole country, just give some other backwater place in Europe a card instead.

That’s a stoppage now?

bitch ass nigga

I went to read this trash and missed the liver shot. Kill yourself britcuck pajeet nigger.

LMAO SERRALONGO FUCKING EXPOSED AGAIN

...

What a shot

What does it feel like to get hit like that?

Cash in some good boy points

Fuck I needed fgtd to win my parlay. I made that fight exciting.

HEEM BODIED

great card bois

alright

>American Delta Force commandos did not have enough battle experience for the mission behind enemy lines.

>An Army source said yesterday: 'The American was virtually a dead man already. He only had one chance and that was the SAS.'


Imagine having to call britain to rescue your man, i thought you guys spend like $600,000,000,000 a year on your military..

Liver shots never feel like true victories

I fucking love liver shots

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Thank god. Saved me 13 boring minutes.

just poking that spot hurts lads

would i die if i took that punch

>roid abuser
>dana paid a guy to take a dive to keep your record intact
Yeah nah he's shit.

Pretty similar to a testicle shot and stomach punch at the same time

dang

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Villante sucks so bad, easiest pick of my life

how long should he have to punch the guy?

like bags of sand

Crowd quiets are kino.

>bas.wav

Delta Force is SF but its like the fast track to SF they are super green compared to other teams

Someone cap that reaction please

I wonder why they've started calling ref stoppages knockouts instead of technical knockouts now.

I’m gonna say 5

No one cares, dude.

>heemed by a bodyshot
pussy nigga

It's a lot more interesting that any Gian fight

How many goofs thought the fights were tonight? I'm always one of them

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Do they not even bother with body attacks at Serra Longo?

like when a girl laughs when you show her your penis, but concentrated in a single area and also physically painful as well

it's like a reverse orgasm, fire and pain consume you

Copper coins

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I've had it happen once. It's just this sudden overwhelming wave of awfulness that completely shuts you down.

Considering they were hooting and hollering like mongs when their "fighter" was kicking thin air I get the feeling they're just a shit crowd.

T. Someone who has experienced a liver shot

so goddard missed it by one? he wasn't gonna recover

Strangely the same as getting hurt on the balls

Kino

Not really, Very innefective in the ground. Absolutelly inept in the striking.
They Just robbed Lucie again Just like against aldana and lansberg...

like chicken

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At times I lament my fate because that lanklet vaginal jew is the only representative of my country in the UFC, but then I see those American commercials where every other actor is a nigger or some other shitskin, and where abominations such as mixed raced couples with hideous mutt children are shown for all the world to see and I think to myself: it could be worse... a lot worse...

Nobody wants to win on a technicality.

>get Max Holloway down
>oh he's going to take the neck!
>start popping his back pimples

They changed the rules but I can't remember the details

Are you genuinely asking?

>Jon has a chance to come back and erase all the mistakes of his career

I don't think it works like that Dana you tomato faced prick.

what does joanna's fanny smell like lads

>get implants
>hide them in loose sweaters

thats why i laughed, wtf was that, he got punched by a ghost or what
its like he was deceasing

God youre such a whiny little bitch.

Most of you fucking faggots never been hit with a liver shot, you body just shuts down you can't do anything about it

Blachowicz
Struve
Villante
Carmouche
Yan
Ankalaev

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I fucking love Joanna.
Now that she no longer acts like a nigger, she is perfect.

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Based Joanna

Sour fish and milk curds

If he was actually hurt, then why did he start smiling?

Villante clearly threw the fight.

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Sour piss

based and digitpilled

lmao

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now is the time for the heavyfreaks

>Being this late and still getting it wrong

Cringe

Derek

She literally still talks about how she beat Rose the 2nd time

But why?

I miss old Villante.

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is there a weaker mens division than lhw?

Smith lost 2 rounds to Lombard.

Are you just alone screaming at your computer? Lol @ ur life

jej

bloody hell an entire UFC card from start to finish is so bloody long isn't it

feel it less when it's at night, during the day it takes it toll

SMIFF ERA

i licked a polish girls pussy when i was drunk.. and it tasted like fosters.. but thats probs cause i was drinking fosters, fuck i miss that little whore

Shut the fuck up faggot, holy shit

I think I missed him from an earlier thread he was just being honest not changing his picks

fuck off ahmed

Post your face if smith heems jones

transformed into alvey

>my names Anthony Smith and I want a title shot

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cringe

>if

Literaly every division that is not lw or ww is shit

He isn’t even in the video game

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Jones can submit both Santos and Smith at the same time

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repeat after me
>undisputed light heavyweight champion anthony smith
it's his time

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>the UFC playing with Smiff stats because of his """experience"""
kek

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Shut up fatass no one cares how painful your gas is

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fuck the espn jew

basedstream.com
basedstream.com

no ads come chat!

I find Joanna so attractive for some reason, why boys? I hate athletic women usually, ripped women usually turns me off so much.

Also that audio mixing was awful, I thought the music was an ad pop up then

I honestly think he's dumb enough to pull it off.

double bulldog choke?

really? the absolute state

British posters only know how to communicate in outdated memes. Complete sheep the whole lot of them rofl never a independent thought she said

She was very cute in accepting her defeat against Val though

lol im so fucking tired take over the picks?

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spicy prelims

probably her fucked up teeth you like

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>Diego Sanchez vs Mickey Gall

literally wtf is that matchmaking? retarded

thawlts?

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what did she mean by this

I don't get it either

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cringe

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Charles Barkley vs a baby giraffe up next.

Ideal outcomes for this card?

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So damn cute.

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Is Sturve going to get heem because he can't use his reach again?

>i hate athletic women
youre a beta male

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>Post your face if smith heems jones

Me after losing my life's savings.

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>Zabit vs Stephens will be better than any fight on the UFC 235 main card

prove meh wrong

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Lads i just bought smash ultimate for my onions switch, is it enjoyable?

>when you bait the (you) easy

Fucking swish =D

left side wins

Stephens gets heemed in record time

it's either that or askren lawler

It's the UFC's first event there, same shit always happens with a casual first-timer crowd. Last crowd was kind of a wet blanket because all the locals got BTFO

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the state of this card ffs

bit annoyed i've sat watching it
fights haven't been that bad but it's just not had much top tier talent

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

You are by far the biggest autist i have seen on sp yet

shame about her face

I think its the long flowing black hair and piercing eyes, she kinda looks like a European version of the chick who calls Ed Norton a nigger in American History X

Tony Ferguson the type of guy to put in his picks right before the co-main starts and still get it wrong

more importantly, is still worth boy a onions switch? I think I'm buying it

Lanklet that fights like a manlet Struve

tecia torres and weili zhang makeout

body shot kino

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>Struve could stay home in bed and still outjab his opponent

I'll never understand

That outfit gives me such a nostalgia boner

>another one, another (you)

I love you =D

>smith
>woodley
>askren
>idc
>pedro
not saying its realistic

>ywn fuck a girl with a body like that

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>getting up before 2 pm to watch this shit
Miss me with that shit

Lukas take over the picks I'm going to sleep.

I got you. The goofs will live on

LIMA LIMA LIMA LIMA

Smith, Woodley, Munhoz and Stephens win and ruin all of the UFC's plans.

struve, please just jab

Rocky Pennington on suicide watch

Lads, skybet is telling me my accumulator is all over because Jan has lost. Is the fix in?

I shoulda said muscular/super defined. I thought Ronda looked hot every now and again too, those thighs

>wife fails to keep the daughters out of the tv room and the stream starts lag

I guess I should be thankful. Praying for patience right now

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lads i turned the heat up to 75 degrees fahrenheit

thoughts?

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>wake up jon, it's all over.

why can't western europeans fight?

Usman winning is unironically great for the WW division, assuming Woodley doesn't get an instant rematch

unit

This guy is more of a can than Struve

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Celsius is better

JUST

fairuza balk, good eye

Give it up. No ones getting past T wood

Tony bless

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It's ok if the fights are entertaining. Like brazilian Jungle Fight. No names, lots of blood and KOs

Woodley would most certainly not get a rematch ever, but he's also not going to lose either

>hw
>real division

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she lost again bros
what's next for her

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I normally always root for the white guy when it's a couple of random bums.. but there is nobody i prefer watching getting KOED than struve.. Falls down like a sack of shit.

Check your inbox

Vick is pretty satisfying to because he goes out like a Stephen hawking looking ass

Pictogram
Woodley
Askren
Zhang
Muñoz
Zabit

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casting couch

Stefan "the male Pudilová" Struve

Do ya see what I mean? Fuck, I'd let them fast cold hotdogs into my mouth

blacked.com

burn the coal pay the toll

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here we go

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a sex tape

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certainly Struve can beat a fat LHW monkey

r-right guys?

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De Lima is that the average american will look like in 2020, and it's beautiful.

lol first punch.

>shaved armpits

Damn dropped within 5 seconds top kek

I love watching all 7 feet of him crash to the canvas

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

What a faggot

struve is retarded

>falls down from punch to the shoulder

lima looks like a seal

struve lost last 3 figths

kek Struve is a chinlet

>Struve barely favourite against a guy he's a foot taller than

SCREECHING

ffs Struve

literally as soon as the fight starts HE closes the distance

looks like King Kong is fucking up the skyscraper

He looks like a super mutant crossed with charles barkley.

Lanklets are embarrasing

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST STRUVE NOT EVEN 5 SECONDS

>that glass chin

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What a fucking disappointment he is for the Netherlands

Day of the rope for lanklets when?

lol

do we always have to hear about how good a fighter is "off his back"?

>Skyscraper
>Built in India

Just keep the fight standing, Struve is unironically more dangerous on the ground.

glad she stopped being a skeleton
shes so cute now

>This is the guy who calls you a manlet on Yea Forums

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Good luck finding a tree to hang him from.

can you post the struve kd bro?

>uh vai morrer intensifies

ur mum is good off her back

>le worthless lanklet who hasn't learned how to strike in 50 UFC fights man
Struve is so fucking bad he should just retire.

Take a moment to think about how much money you could have made purely betting against this sack of shit. How does a 7ft man become the epitome of the word can?

TIME TO LAY ON STRUVE AND NOT CAPITALIZE

god i hate low fight IQ

there's no way he's still in the ufc after this

I would do horrible things to her anus

biggest can in the fuc
if u know what i mean

>here we can see the male chimpanzee hunting for ants on a fallen tree

Where would Struve go after UFC? He would get starched in bellator.

lay and pray shit.

elaborar amiga

amazing truly amazing co main event
what a card

7 foot white people are worthless

if he could just fucking jab he'd be top 5

More like floorscraper

Struve makes me sad honestly

Manmores, when will they learn?

To work in a orchard where he belongs

glory kickboxing

10-8 hue

kek

bare knuckle boxing against Johny Hendricks

what about
her anus

hw is a terrible division

LADS

I think De Lima has that one.

ZZZZZZZZZZZ

>exciting prelims
>shit main card
It's the UFC

top kek

He beats Fedor

How many times has that lanky brainlet been dropped/KO'd by walking into his opponent's range to throw a shitty knee/kick and eating an overhand right?

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10-8 round if I ever seen one.

Practice his jump shot

Lel

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nice

10 8 de lima

kek

Do you think Semmy Schilt gets so mad he has to turn the TV off when this guy fights

God white people look disgusting with their shirts off

Bellator has started, why are you guys still watching this?

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How can you be 7ft and not know how to use range?

how good is Jan Blachowicz

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kekkeroni pizza

HOWEVER

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It's weird seeing a 7ft guy fight

struze is fucking bad

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That tall dude is the man to beat dc

Are MMA Heavyweight fighters the least talented athletes on earth?

Welcome to the lanklet era

Cuts after tonight:
>Stefan Struve
>David Teymur
>John Dodson

do it Dana

who has the more padded record mayweather or khabib?

I like how HW fights can be the most boring and the most exciting matches
this one fucking sucks tho

this card didn't need to happen

heavyweight is a joke division

holy fuck my farts smell nasty

HEEM TAPPY

Is struve dare I say it, the jon jones killer?

>Implying I have watched all these shit fights for giving up just before Thiago

And there you go you retarded hue

fuck off struve

>Submitted by struve

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>all these cazzies doubting struve
Leave this thread

STRUVE WINS

HEEM SUBBY

De Lima looks like my postman.

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had it all along, based struve

MANLETS ETERNALLY BTFO

pathetic

fuck you Lima, piece of shit ruining my picks

Imagine losing to Stefan Struve in 2019 LMAO!!!! Manlets BTFO!!!!!

I said this card was going to be good earlier today. Sorry for saying that

Struve should just shoot for takedowns on everyone, he does better subbing people than he does getting clipped standing up.

talk shit to struve now heem fucking shits
lanklet pride world wide

brazilian retard

My fucking sides

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???

holy fuck my picks are live

>Struve won't get cut until he loses another 4 fights now

STRUVE PROVED ALL YOU FUCKIN CAZZIES WRONG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE APOLOGISE

Struve is the GOAT

They really should require a password to watch fighting that only hardcore know

TOPKEK

>losing to stefan struve in 2019
time to hang up the gloves kid

do you remember when feijão couldnt finish st preux when he destroyed his feet and allowed him to recover
worst iq fight ever

Khabib for sure, Khabibs best win is Mayweathers worst

When will they learn?

how did they and up on the ground in the first? i looked away for a second

>hw
>real division

>17 wins by sub

>Struve won

Gonna hang myself off of his shoulders

dude is 6'1

I said Struve by submission was money. I'm doing good tonight.

>beats a bloated LHW can.

based head and arm choke

>The last time Struve won a fight Trump hadn't even been elected

I think Struve one strike in two rounds and it was such a half assed kicked

Struve's retiring

Struve got hit once and fell

wrestlefuck Struve becomes champ easy

based struve saving my picks

>losing to Struve
>in 2019

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What a pathetic 'sport' this is.

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Don’t get me wrong, khabib has fought 90% cans his whole career, but boxing is built upon crushing cans until you’re like 25-0

Manlet cut off is 6’2 now, you’re in 2019 btw

If you aren't 6'4" you aren't even trying.
t. manlet

holy shit i burned my mouth on that spicy take

Daily reminder that Struve heemed Stipe.

thats retarded. he has 5, maybe 10 years left

Yeah it should be a question like "where are you from" and if yiu answer Canada your device explodes

the manlet cutoff is 6'5 in 2019

Could've just stopped at "Struve got hit".

>Surgeon: Nervous?
>Patient: Yeah.
>Surgeon: Me too

Kek advert

3 remain

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Spicy banger time.

>Conor hasn’t one since trump became president

Cmon goobs =(

why would she appear on stream just for twitchy to run away simply because she had appeared on stream?

>can we see that punch again I don't know what happened
>Oh
>Yup
Based struve

>CTE'd again

>watching yourself get semi heemed
kek

PLEASE SAVE THIS SHIT CARD BASED SANTOS

fuck you dodson, i knew i shouldnt have picked you

Based Struve ordering the backstage cucks to play exactly what he wants them to.

LIMA THE PIECE OF SHIT, STRUVE THE PIECE OF SHIT

sheeeit and we all got santos

please retire

>one

I’ll show myself the rope

She didn't appear on stream. Someone from /heem/ tricked him and got her info.

RIP Struve

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More like Mackenzie SPERM, AMIRITE?

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>He's retiring

Aaaaaaaaaaarrgh nooooooo I'm sorry Struve

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F

>translator
>he speaks english

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>he doesn't know

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That's for the best tbqh

Stiopic vs Lesnar when

>Struve wins but also Heems his own Career

cmon marreta, heem this pilow fisted garbage into oblivion
thaats all i ask
ah, dont forget to not allow refs into the octagon

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I'm 6'4" and it's awful, when everyone is smaller you become a target. I can't go out and have a few beers without fighting some manlet

BASED Struve retiring on top. Truly the GOAT.

Why am I cryin in the club rn?

BibleThump

Wizard satan

Say thanks to Stefan "Skyscraper" Struve for a great career of heems, wins or loss

;___________________________;7

GOODBYE STRUVE

It’s for the crowd

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANTED A CHANCE TO BET AGAINST STRUVE IN HIS NEXT FIGHT DONT DO IT YOU CAN

Lmao at Struve just hugging his corner over the cage.

Based Struve seems like a really nice guy. Hope he retires and just breeds some monster children.

>retiring at 31

What did he mean by this

Thank you Struve

IM SORRY STRUVE

Floyd won his first world title in his 18th fight if my memory still works

>cry
Lmao what a faggot

the translator is for the crowd you fucking idiot

good bye sweet giant

Thank strufen

>retires with a win
based

Hes had a long career and some heart problems if i recall

He means he has advanced CTE and will an hero soon.

Hardy is changing my mind about his commentary and post fight interviews. Didn't like it at first but growing on me a lot.

what a retard lmao

What a good card so far

Thanks Struve

Black men dun come and took your women billy

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Fuckin bum

Lads my wife is leaving me and she said it's because im a great guy buy my cocks not big enough.. im a solid 6 inches.. wtf man

>next lhw title fight will be smith vs santos

we love you stefano

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SORRY MR STRUVE

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There is no way this is going the distance

This fight won't go past the first round

Persona 3 is a weird sponsor

He was a can but a lovely guy, thanks Struve.

heem yourself, brainlet

fuck you and your piece of shit country you Argentinian imbred cunt. Fuck your mother

Saw Jan fight live in London he's a beast.

His heart cant even pump blood to his toes, the guy cant go on like this else he will have a heart attack in the cage

dank

boxers have to get padded records before they can challenge for world titles

Why do they let obvious drug cheats like Blachowicz fight?

mogolico

Thanks Struven

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how many inches is struve? asking for a friend

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tranks struve

awwwww now i feel like shit for talking bad about struve . SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY

Thanks Struve, getting drunk and raging at how you can use a jab while my friend laughs his ass off at me is one of my fonder memories of watching mma.

I wasn't expecting some feels tonight

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I never got the Hardy hate. I'd honestly rather have him than Rogan these days.

7'
6"

why even live?

Santos will be my new favorite fighter if wins this fight in exciting fashion.

Thanks big guy

Khabib was fighting guys with 0-1 records up until his like 16th fight

In many ways Stagn Struve is the shortest fighter in the UFC

Alright, lets get a spicy heem so i can go abuse myself

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Press F for Struve's career, lads.

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Lmao what a faggot

guy is 7 feet tall probably would have loads of physical problems unrelated to fighting anyway

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Based Scrote Scraper
>Jew and a Border Jumper
YIKES

ANTE UP YOU FUCKING QUEERS

I COULD KNOCK OUT EVERY ONE OF YOU

I've always thought he was pretty good tb h

inb4 blogowiz icu visit

>Czech card
>One Czech on the entire card
>It's a girl too

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>100 feet tall
>crying
Lanklets eternally BTFO

Fuck she is so breedable

THE SKYSCRAPER HAS FALLEN
IT'S LIKE 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

S

Yeah fair enough

Based positivity

Unfortunately the way of the sport, however, I can't name any of Khabibs first 18 opponents

The stone cold stunner should be allowed under the new unified mma rules

What he doesn't look roided? Santos does.

Struve will be in Rizin before 2020

9/11 was a national tragedy.

can crushing chinlet

doesnt he have a heart condition or something

xDD

7'0 = 84 inches

Tower 7. All I'm saying is, look into it.

I don't get heemed bro, I got hit by a bus and didn't go out, true story

>the malnourished inbred squalor is mentally insane on top of being physically disgusting

didn't see that one coming

>retiring before learning how to use your reach advantage

based

>Blackovich
>white
??????????

I wish I had money to drink myself to sleep tonight

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For me it was sentiments carried over from when he was fighting, he got lucky with scoring and kept on the roster despite going on a long losing streak purely for being a Brit.
He definitely is better than Rogan. His send off to Struves potential last fight was good and sounded better than anything Rogan has done.

That's why he's retiring. I thought everyone knew this

Cro Cop would permaheem Struve

I love both these guys, may the best man win.

Wtf I love struve now

*Locks you in rubber guard for 24 minutes*

I like his commentary but when he shows obvious bias it kinda irks me. He's usually pretty good though.

Somebody actually make a thread this time

Am I the only one rooting for Błachowicz here?

I remember when he was a laughing stock. DC literally mocked Gustaffson simply for WINNING a decision against him.

I love what he's done in the last 2 years.

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Dude was a complete can then magically transformed, along with his physique

he was one loss from getting cut

This

Was a great send off for Struve

new bread pl0x

new last thread

BASED MARRETTA SONG

i bet this isn't the barazilian's music

É O DIA DO MARRETA

Against some 4’11 Japanese man in an exhibition

I want him to win but I have a bit feeling he's gonna get clocked

Based funk carioca blasting

make the thread u fucking mongs

the log jam that is 155 and 135.

#wouldwatch

>not knowing the GOAT walkout song

>could have any man in the world
>chooses 5'4 bum fighter earning 1500 dollars a fight

>All this garbage walkout music
Has any hue fighter ever come out to sepultura?

>exactly one (1) of khabib’s first 17 opponents has a wiki page

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Thiago is the only respectable hue. (except Maia but he has one foot out of the door already)

is it 1999?

Based entrance

>coming out to christmas tunes
based

>that walkout song
AYYYYY LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=5T_uxoV5FuQ

WHO ARE THE CROWD ROOTING FOR?

WHAT ARE CZECH-POLISH RELATIONS LIKE?

best would be smith, tyron, robbie via brutal KO, wmma doesnt matter, cody no dad, stephens by brutal KO and late unnecessary shots, walker, gaymann, sanchez.

What is this bizarre shit

jan is about to catch a body

who will probably win, jones via wrestling, tyron vs usman will be close, robbie will likely win but close, tecia by UD or SD, Cody by TKO, Stephens by TKO or Zafag by submission, close fight if zabit can grapple him down, stamann by UD, sanchez if he can manage to not get KOd by a breeze.

Another boring fight. sigh

What is this meme?

she was so out of shape when she came back lol, part of the reason she got destroyed

she used to be fit and hot when she was undefeated

Give me a quick rundown on this nigga right here.

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