163 laps on the 1.5 mile quad-oval of Atlanta motor speedway for 500 miles of racing at speeds in excess of 180 mph in the draft.
Possible rain issues today.
Green flag: 1400 EST (30 minutes)
Broadcast freq's: (((FS1))), TRN
Streams: TBD
Get in here boys and let's go racing!
Rags always welcome.
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>Chad Finchum starting second
Here's the thing, and bear with me for this one:
1. Who /ragsinabox/ here?
2. Despite 1., FUCK ARCA
always
Is this race going to be shit, lads?
Field is wide open. Preece is the only Cup guy in the field.
>rain
they'll wave off the start
Am I retarded, or was preece's wheel on the quick release upside down? Is it common in /turnleft/ to have a spoke at the 12 o'clock position?
>fuck arca
y tho
sup virgins
>fogbowl race
Please end with someone vaulting over a wall like at Pocono
ehh I see it a little
lol allgaier whining already
Older Jeff Gordon is closer
>Harvick talking about Chastain's bad luck
smexy nose
I have PROOF
I can't wait for NASCAR's audience to get younger so I don't have to watch these cringeworthy prescription medication commercials for boomers.
>no sponsor for the watermelon man
Really?
Seems fucky to me.
ive never watched a racing event before. what do i look for here?
>MBM cars in Camrys instead of Supras
RIP Blue Challenger
>7 time champion
>no sons only daughters
You're doing it wrong.
maybe he likes it that way? most drivers have a sticker at 12 o'clock, if he ends up in the wall then it was upside-down
try finding the cars through the mist
>Harmonator Harmonating
The surface of this racetrack is extremely old, so you have the ability to go fast all over the place. Try and watch the different lines drivers take through the corners and how the cars slip and slip and bounce because they don't have any grip.
Generally what you'll see is that the cars that handle well and drivers who take care of their tires will go to the front because they fall off the pace far less.
one of his daughters will be the first female cup champion
dat azz
>an Earnhardt won again at Daytona
that's a bit of a stretch, Adam
Yeah that doesn't seem like the kind of thing you could just do accidentally unless you were the big retarded. Guess he likes it that way. Still, very weird.
Custer's catching him
yikes i need to sleep
Matt is very upset at the Supra.
hes right though it looks retarded
which car do you like?
>Waltrip-free booth
nice
2 girls and a cup champion? Sure.
all of the current gen cars look bad
>B.J. McLeod's primary drivers are Vinnie Miller and Matt Mills
>Both getting outrun by TJM
yikes
think it looks pretty good
Bell's Rheem scheme has way too much going on.
I'd rather all paint schemes look no more complex than this.
gotta love the EDM golf commercial
neither of them can drive worth a damn
>seems to improve every season
Him and Bell both are the real deal.
What's the deal with cars like him and shep? Do they actually enjoy being backmarkers?
It's in a weird place where it's actually kind of good looking in a 90s NASCAR kind of way in a vacuum, but any comparison to the street car renders it laughable.
looks worse than the camry
not sure of the money situation. If hes getting sponsors and not digging deep why not do it cuase ya love it.
That's the thing. McLeod's cars are alright and a driver like TJM can run them where they're capable of running in a given race, but he has to hire pay drivers to keep the lights on and Miller and Mills are both fucking shit. There's a reason they don't drive for Johnny Davis anymore even though they bring a check.
I think the cramry looked like a grocery getter.
driver of the number #20 Onions-ota Supra
Doing what they love to do.
Shep's ran 40 laps so far.
aint that the point of nascar? racing suped up grocery getters?
had no idea it was legal to dimple the body.
not anymore.
I'm pretty sure that's just the mandatory composite panel pattern dude.
what is this
what is the point of it? I've worked on many cars with carbon fiber body panels before but never seen anything like that.
back side perv cam
To make it more obvious if you mess with the bodywork
thanks nanon
The "dimples" are there to ensure the crew chiefs don't try to reshape the panels....well, the outside of the panels at least.
interesting
cbell needs to be in cup
Soon enough.
>jgrwinslol
shit.....
Gravity's a bitch, dude, but we're racing here.
yup, figured some of you virgins would like to know breaking news.
>breaking (((news)))
Nope. Don't post that shit. Please.
ok sweetie.....
Well, looks like ol' Shep has had enough for the day. Harmonator still going at it though.
>4ants
Cargo jet, apparently.
yes, three people dead.
How many races until JHN gets his ass kicked?
inb4 it's from FedEx
its not, Atlas air
sorry Atlas Air leased by Amazon
>no 2 day for some
>tfw expecting an Amazon order tommorow
Shit...
F for your packages user
YNR when an ARCA driver lost a hand in a crash at the old configuration
I'm falling asleep.
F
Vinnie Miller couldn't make minimum speed
considering that there's jack shit else going on, you think they could mention some of these guys coming and going from the garage
that's the code word for mike is bored and hungry?
lol
It's better for almost everyone but us to avoid talking about what goes on below 20th place in this series.
I think you have to run a certain percentage of the race maybe, before you can collect your cash.
hope the truck race will be better...
real exciting thread hon
put it the fuck out
reddick is coming, we might have a meme finish
no debris
Zane Smith's a fuccboi
PUT IT OUT
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>memecheck cawshun
of course
>memechek
>cheeky lad teleprompter circling 10 to go while they're rambling about some bullshit
who paid him off to spin?
that looked like an intentional spin
Bell should win this easily. Reddick was way better on the long run but that advantage is gone now.
We could've just had green flag racing, boys. It didn't have to be this way.
That Earnhardt boy....he's the real deal
Damn, he's actually in it with a chance.
He'll get spanked.
gg bell
TRD
>Judah Bin Throwinyellers.jpg
woo boy, kyle in the truck race
if jeffrey finishes 2nd don't be surprised if bell gets this win taken away
it's shitty having to listen to jj and harv shill for nascar just like the normal commentators do.
it hurts my soul
2/10
F to the pilots for trying to deliver your fleshlight.
>Earnhardt
lmao
it's supposed to rain later right
That's because none of these fuckers have any g'damn balls and they're greedy as fuck. Instead of being milktoast pussies, they should be willing to tell sponsors to fuck off with their faggotry, as they'll just get respect from the fans, and new sponsors that aren't giant pussies.
ty cold custard for making a race out of it.
Bell had to hold off two hard charges to win and barely emoted. Dude's a machine.
guess they will just dig into their own pockets for funding huh...
track was loose as hell, no ond had a chance against him
That's exactly what the dirty kike pussy marketers want people to believe.
We've been on this level of shilling since the moment DW creamed himself when Bill France told him he wanted him to represent NASCAR in the 80s.
>watching him throw Tim Richmond under the bus on national TV
Truck race coming up in about 15, so we might as well stay here.
>milktoast pussies
lmao
Who /natalie/ here?
>kike
shows who you are. Enjoy your terrible life user.
A generous, up front person who doesn't deceive others and try to destroy them for personal gain?
Thank you. Great compliment.
What makes ribbiters come to these threads anyways
you sound like a loser. I'm sorry for you
probably the lack of fucking moose there....
You sound Abrahamic. I'm not sorry for you at all.
>Jesse Little almost has a 30% top 10 finish record
Why doesn't he have a ride?
ok babe....
Go back to /reedddittt/ if you miss your liberal arts college (((friends))) guy.
sure think cupcake
That was pure gold.
F to the ded guy
I still don't know what the fuck happened here. WTF was that guy thinking?
bad brakes on the truck and he just misjudged trying to fly.
>its a mikey episode
But the guy he hit wasn't on his pit crew, was he? He was like the only dude moving.
looks like they were all coming.
I find this one much more amusing
That second burst is pure comedy gold
>that race
What a glorious clusterfuck of an event that was...
yea I have no idea what the guy was thinking other than he was on fire.
was it that race or the cup race that was the longest race?
green donger
Cup, by far, but the truck race was chaos all race long while the cup race didn't go to shit until 20 to go.
Spencer Boyd confirmed high IQ
is there a stream where i can watch the truck race?
Try that, dude.
ok.ru
Busch has afterburners on his truck?
Apparently so. He was P7 last I looked, then P1 from out of nowhere.
And a 2 second lead
gg truck regulars
what hte fuck stop crashing my girlfriend!
decker is another meme
>natalie cawshun
i feel like this will be a trend throughout the year
>female drivers
Remember when Natalie Decker ran 10th-12th in Venturini cars in ARCA last year, and when Brennan Poole got in her car at Pocono he almost won with it?
So who is Bell replacing at JGR next year?
can only hope Trux
Either he'll replace Hamlin or they'll make LFR expand like Furniture Row did when Erik Jones was a rookie.
And I imagine that after what JGR did to Furniture Row, the Leavine bunch will listen to EXACTLY whatever JGR has to say.
(((They))) realized they just need to get any given bitch beta-eunuchs will fawn over behind the wheel and they can print money from all the marketers, eunuchs, and feminists all tripping over themselves to fawn over the "strong woman".
Sad, but true.
pure toy-yoder cheat
>ok.ru
thanks user
>austin theriault will never EVER have a real ride
>Watermelon man P8
He's in it to win it, that's for sure.
What if kyle busch crashed and died?
you really gotta work that bottom, really get in there and grind no matter how scratchy and chunk it is.
> [ x ] Mikey talks about "working the bottom"
even with kwl this is miles better than the previous one
It's bullshit he doesn't have any merchandise on NASCAR's official site.
sorry but 4.2 seconds in front before the end of the first stage kinda ruins it.
They seem to be sliding all over as if the track is getting worse. Might end up going JPM on us here soon.
I just can't help but wonder how much longer they're going to be able to keep the asphalt like this before the track literally starts falling apart a la Daytona 2010.
>service outside of the box
they should penalize him
that victory lane would have been interesting
(you)
based finger
>don't think friesen won't put it in a hole if he sees it!
>finger loses side force and almost bins it
>spin happens in the trioval
>truck goes through grass on trioval
>announcers see neither
are they in the studio this week?
Probably.
Of course
They're trained to look at the monitors rather than out the window.
>jen jo a lap in front of natalie
based
If Gen7 really does go to stock noses like I feel has been hinted at it's going to be so fucking based.
It'll only have taken them 15 years to admit the splitter was a mistake.
>EAT UP THAT BOTTOM
YUM
>he was really able to eat up that bottom
There's no fucking way the 51 is legal
>norm
fuck
Do they DQ in the Truck series this year? I know in the past they just didn't give a damn if their truck was cheated up.
CHEATERS!
yup, the dq applies to all series (at least the 3 big ones)
>On Airbnb looking for places to stay in Bristol
>Everywhere is as expensive as a hotel
Has the race weekend price gouging that used to be the hallmark of the hotel Jew gotten to Airbnb as well?
>gotten to
Always been like that.
Managed to find a place for $23 a night in Kingsport. Was disappointed that where I stayed last year wasn't available. My hosts last year were great because they stocked a fridge full of water and cider and told me to help myself.
You'd think they'd figure out that instead of having attention whoring ex-sorrority sluts and soccer moms fucking up every NASCAR broadcast event, they'd just make a show for bitches and be done with it.
Is Todd Gilliland, dare I say it, overrated?
>Dicker
She literally landed in the exact same tire tracks
>natalie cawshun 2: electric boogaloo
That bitch is running decent kit, too, right?
Decker out when
>learning meme, take 2
>women drivers
is decker actually good or just a meme
She's learning
Decker learning so much!
Just like Danica. Thanks for the insight Mikey
yeah, the dgr trucks something like the 2nd factory team of toyota
How long until they rush Deegan to trucks?
She sucks. Just like every bitch that's been behind a stock car in these races.
>your sperm will never be in her
why live
how can I get Decker to date me?
Yea, that's what I thought.
I wonder why nobody ever hired J. Jo Cobb. At least she's committed to actually racing and not just (((marketing))) herself like most bitches.
>wearing adidas and nike
trash
Brian won't let them rush her I don't think. He's been pretty methodical with the development of her driving career.
ynr Johanna Long
we /arca/ now
Good.
step 1: acquire a great deal of wealth and don't be ugly
Splitter shit talking
>niggerman
naval piercing or scar?
this could be it
doesnt tell me anything
who /stock noses/ here
They're going to call this one I bet. Prepare for incoming butthurt.
Danica the pilot.
Mikey has been AWFUL this race.
He always is
That shit was comedy.
muddin
Don't talk shit.
it's over
FUCK KYLE BUSCH
FUCK JUST LET THEM RACE!
>Kyle wins
>truck DQ'd
Let's see if that happens.
God I wish that were me
Did Juan hit the truck again?
Kyle won't be able to destroy the evidence if they call the race here.
>Democrat policies destroy the nuclear family
>Democrat propaganda Ad Council makes commercials trying to tell fathers to raise their children
really makes me think
go argue over at /pol/
THEY'LL BE A RESTART
How much would it cost to have her sit on that cone
Get on with the times, gramps.
Only the State must have any authority in child raising. Preferrably by Dems.
probably the price of good full time sponsor.
this but my face
That's why I don't watch (((commercials))). It's all anti-American trash.
oh my god
Sauter is our only hope lads
>fawning eunuch cites /pol/ bogeyman
What the fuck is it with all the /reeediiit/ in /trunleft/ this year?
telling someone to go fuck off at /pol/ = redit?
ok bud
Kryle wins
The battle for who cares
fuck this race becuase kryle, fuck the xfinity cause it was a snooze fest. This lame bread has sucked.
it is though
Remember when Kyle put Ron into the wall and ruined his season because he was butthurt
40 minutes waiting for that
That was a waste of time.
get of Yea Forums if your such a crybaby
>le cup driver wins
fuck this gay ass shit
Evidence Status:
[X] Destroyed
Well, if his truck passes, it'll demonstrate that the inspection is probably bullshit.
>KWL Resumes
Fuck this semen slurping sport
.