>Main card ( at 2 p.m. ET) Jan Blachowicz vs. Thiago Santos Stefan Struve vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima Gian Villante vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk Liz Carmouche vs. Lucie Pudilova John Dodson vs. Petr Yan Magomed Ankalaev vs. Kidson Abreu
>Undercard (ESPN2 at 11 a.m. ET) Carlo Pedersoli Jr. vs. Dwight Grant Daniel Teymur vs. Chris Fishgold Veronica Macedo vs. Gillian Robertson Damir Hadzovic vs. Polo Reyes Michel Prazeres vs. Ismail Naurdiev
>Now Rustam Khabilov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira
>Previously Damir Ismagulov def. Joel Alvarez via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
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February 23, 2019 - 16:49
February 23, 2019 - 16:50
This is why you dont do a peterson roll in MMA you might get choked out
anyone got a webm of that scramble round 1?
February 23, 2019 - 16:50
STREAM @@@@@@@@@
basedstream.com basedstream.com
fuck the disney jew
February 23, 2019 - 16:50
>Separate countries = separate arenas Yeah I don't think Canada has any arenas with the same name as US arenas. It really doesn't seem that complicated. I'm sorry you live on a continent of idiots
February 23, 2019 - 16:51
February 23, 2019 - 16:51
Jesus.
20-18 to Diego
Khabilov sucks.
February 23, 2019 - 16:51
>Stefan Struve
l m a o m a o
seriously bros? why won't he just quit? they're airing this live on free tv over here everyone's going to see him get embarrassed yet again
will he get cut after this loss?
February 23, 2019 - 16:51
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February 23, 2019 - 16:52
Br bro finding that range, looks like midget version of Derrick Lewis volkov.
YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BROWN MAN
February 23, 2019 - 16:52
>Europe If they give this to Rustam that's a joke
February 23, 2019 - 16:52
February 23, 2019 - 16:53
February 23, 2019 - 16:53
God I hate Dagestanis. Literally worse than niggers. Makes me genuinely happy seeing this mountain ape getting btfo by a smelly hue.
February 23, 2019 - 16:54
Khabilov is getting bullied
February 23, 2019 - 16:54
Rustam's gameplan:
>back up >get punched >back up some more >get punched >take him down >immediately let him get up >Back up >get punched
Embarrassing.
February 23, 2019 - 16:55
February 23, 2019 - 16:55
Sad way to snap a winning streak 30-27 Ferreira
February 23, 2019 - 16:57
February 23, 2019 - 16:57
Good fight. Ferreira looked good
February 23, 2019 - 16:57
there's always crucifixes available from sloppy head outside singles
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February 23, 2019 - 16:58
Good morning
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February 23, 2019 - 16:58
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February 23, 2019 - 16:58
Lads I thought Sambo beat BJJ Isn't Khabilov a Sambo master? How come he could get nothing done on the ground?
February 23, 2019 - 16:58
Yup. Give him someone better
February 23, 2019 - 16:58
There goes my only bet. Fuck this event
February 23, 2019 - 16:59
no that's WRESTLING that beats BJJ. Sambo is bullshit it's not a real thing it's like saying I'm a black belt in krav maga
February 23, 2019 - 16:59
le norf souf man next
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February 23, 2019 - 16:59
What should his nickname be?
February 23, 2019 - 16:59
This guy speaks good english why did they bring a translator?
February 23, 2019 - 17:00
5 ROUNDS IN THE UFC
INTRODUCING FIRST
THE CHALLENGER
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February 23, 2019 - 17:00
>29 - 28
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February 23, 2019 - 17:00
>betting for kebab you need to go back
February 23, 2019 - 17:00
We house nao! Diego “Favela no more” Ferreira!
February 23, 2019 - 17:01
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February 23, 2019 - 17:01
sounds slavic, so probably for the crowd
February 23, 2019 - 17:01
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February 23, 2019 - 17:01
ITS TIME!!!!!!!!
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February 23, 2019 - 17:01
For the Czech Republicish
February 23, 2019 - 17:01
Michelle about to choke the soul out of this poor kid
February 23, 2019 - 17:01
I had it to be a finish either way
February 23, 2019 - 17:01
Horrible to make someone debut against this tank.
February 23, 2019 - 17:02
5 ROUNDS OF POUNDING YOUNG SLUTS
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February 23, 2019 - 17:02
.Time permaheems us all. dpes ot not?
February 23, 2019 - 17:02
and here he is not doing a northsouth
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February 23, 2019 - 17:02
>did anyone say they were buying a house?
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February 23, 2019 - 17:03
Lads I'm still confused how a Sambo guy was completely neutralised They generally do damn well when it goes to the ground
February 23, 2019 - 17:03
BRUCE BUFFER IS A LADIES MAN
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February 23, 2019 - 17:03
I bet on Fabinski in this match. He was on a tear before this fight.
February 23, 2019 - 17:03
How many muslims are in the EU?
February 23, 2019 - 17:03
>Austrian Wonderboy >Ismail oh Europe you so silly
February 23, 2019 - 17:04
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February 23, 2019 - 17:05
SORRY I JUST GOT BACK FROM A GANGBANG
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February 23, 2019 - 17:05
February 23, 2019 - 17:06
what do you think they talk about
February 23, 2019 - 17:07
Bruce is so based. Look how happy those girls are. Those girls would hate it if I were around. Im so ugly and lame. Such a dork. I should just kill myself. Based Bruce.
February 23, 2019 - 17:07
this guy is jaaaaaaaaaaacked.
February 23, 2019 - 17:07
February 23, 2019 - 17:08
HEEM ME UP (HEEM ME UP INSIDE) CAN'T HEEM UP (HEEM ME UP INSIDE) HEEEEEEEEEEEM MEEEEEEEEE
Based
February 23, 2019 - 17:08
February 23, 2019 - 17:08
that twink is gonna get snapped
February 23, 2019 - 17:08
Tonight's official Boomer vs Zoomer fight
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February 23, 2019 - 17:08
when i'm 37 i hope i look like that
February 23, 2019 - 17:09
Prazeres has that classic tankmode hue build
February 23, 2019 - 17:09
Prazeres is built like those Pinky monsters from Doom.
February 23, 2019 - 17:09
why are most manlets grapplers and most winglets strikers
February 23, 2019 - 17:09
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February 23, 2019 - 17:11
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February 23, 2019 - 17:11
Damn this Naurdiev kid is good
February 23, 2019 - 17:11
interior design
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February 23, 2019 - 17:11
February 23, 2019 - 17:12
Never been to a live event before, let’s see how Bellator goes.
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February 23, 2019 - 17:12
reminder naurdiev has no head coach and only 1 training partner
February 23, 2019 - 17:12
Here are the picks. Sorry the obese loser kept deleting them.
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February 23, 2019 - 17:12
I thought the one on the right was Jade from the thumbnail
February 23, 2019 - 17:13
February 23, 2019 - 17:13
So what is Naurdiev? Albanian, russian?
February 23, 2019 - 17:15
"PRAZERES IS MY BOY" GUY COMPLETELY BTFO BY BASED ZOOMER
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February 23, 2019 - 17:15
actual good fighter for 22 im impressed
February 23, 2019 - 17:15
wtf didn't expect this at all
February 23, 2019 - 17:15
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February 23, 2019 - 17:15
Webm of the first round rock and scramble?
February 23, 2019 - 17:16
Thiago Santos Marcos Rogerio de Lima Michal Oleksiejczuk Lucie Pudilova John Dodson Magomed Ankalaev
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February 23, 2019 - 17:16
February 23, 2019 - 17:16
Jan Struve Villante Pudilova Yan Magomedov
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February 23, 2019 - 17:16
Fuck was just hitting dabs Down stairs and missed the first round
February 23, 2019 - 17:16
be like water
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February 23, 2019 - 17:17
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February 23, 2019 - 17:19
February 23, 2019 - 17:20
thoughts on the octagon girls?
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February 23, 2019 - 17:20
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February 23, 2019 - 17:20
Tardiev got nice half guard sweeps
February 23, 2019 - 17:21
If Prazeres got fat he'd look just like the guy that runs a Greek restaurant down the street from me
February 23, 2019 - 17:21
I hate it when they make out
February 23, 2019 - 17:21
February 23, 2019 - 17:21
hotter than any of the fighters
February 23, 2019 - 17:22
Santos Struve Oleksiejunk Pudilova (wmmawgaf) Yan Magomed
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February 23, 2019 - 17:22
Agreed. Not a fan of Mark “wet blanket” Goddard either
February 23, 2019 - 17:22
Just end this mess already
February 23, 2019 - 17:22
shall not be watching this event shall be eagerly expecting Macedo webms, screenshots
February 23, 2019 - 17:23
February 23, 2019 - 17:24
Is Goddard on coke rn? Seems so antsy
February 23, 2019 - 17:24
How much pussy Bruce buffer fucks per day
February 23, 2019 - 17:25
Naurdiev with a full camp beats Woodley
February 23, 2019 - 17:25
big boy already lost marc should just spike him in the back of the head to end it
February 23, 2019 - 17:25
February 23, 2019 - 17:25
the absolute state of that horn
February 23, 2019 - 17:26
if he doesn't have some reason to inject himself into the fight he creates one
February 23, 2019 - 17:26
February 23, 2019 - 17:26
Prazeres gassed HARD Though even in the first round he wasn't able to get much going
February 23, 2019 - 17:27
Welcome to the Naurdiev Era
February 23, 2019 - 17:27
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February 23, 2019 - 17:27
Decision fights should be outlawed.
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February 23, 2019 - 17:28
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February 23, 2019 - 17:28
Red headed Muslims are literally unbeatable
February 23, 2019 - 17:28
the absolute province of that horn
February 23, 2019 - 17:28
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February 23, 2019 - 17:29
>white austrian >english chav haircut >ginger muslim beard
why
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February 23, 2019 - 17:29
Spicy Reyes
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February 23, 2019 - 17:30
Nice win but I always wonder about travel and shit
February 23, 2019 - 17:30
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February 23, 2019 - 17:30
SANTOS LIMA VILLANTE PUDILOVA YAN ANKALAEV
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February 23, 2019 - 17:31
February 23, 2019 - 17:31
Imagine if instead of a mass shooting, we had a mass beating, where jon jones enters a school and starts heeming and darcing little kids. Could 100 kids running at him stop him?
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February 23, 2019 - 17:31
I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY
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February 23, 2019 - 17:31
Bosnian poster where u at?
February 23, 2019 - 17:31
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February 23, 2019 - 17:32
February 23, 2019 - 17:32
Fuck man, the way his head hits the deck.
>I'm out
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February 23, 2019 - 17:32
February 23, 2019 - 17:32
February 23, 2019 - 17:32
what are the odds we posted these images back to back?
February 23, 2019 - 17:33
What was polo reyes walkout song? I recognise it
February 23, 2019 - 17:33
el mehico vs danish bosnia
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February 23, 2019 - 17:34
What a fucking autistic file name. Just make a folder you lazy fuck
February 23, 2019 - 17:34
bloodsport soundtrack fight to survive
February 23, 2019 - 17:34
February 23, 2019 - 17:34
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February 23, 2019 - 17:34
Did anyone hear the security guard? Calm down mate you'd get destroyed.
February 23, 2019 - 17:35
Be more caz
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February 23, 2019 - 17:35
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February 23, 2019 - 17:35
February 23, 2019 - 17:35
Why are all these old ppl fighting, they literally dont have the time to accomolish anything. I know they are making money i guess, but who wants to see this?
February 23, 2019 - 17:35
56% because he spams it every day with no repercussions
February 23, 2019 - 17:35
The fucking Dragon didlos
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February 23, 2019 - 17:36
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February 23, 2019 - 17:36
>wake up >heems are on
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February 23, 2019 - 17:36
>stalls a entire division and threatens to quit as soon as he needs to fight non-cans
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February 23, 2019 - 17:37
February 23, 2019 - 17:38
February 23, 2019 - 17:38
He's the lineal FW and LW champ.
February 23, 2019 - 17:39
February 23, 2019 - 17:39
Just realized I haven't seen Canelo poster in a while
February 23, 2019 - 17:40
Reyes had nice output before Hadzo started bullying him more
February 23, 2019 - 17:40
Oh god those pistols. I remember thinking they were so cool when I was a wee heem sperm.
February 23, 2019 - 17:41
Hadzovic absolutely dominating Reyes, expected a back an forth
February 23, 2019 - 17:42
Don't even mention that pathetic excuse of carbon.
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February 23, 2019 - 17:43
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February 23, 2019 - 17:43
Polo wasn't even hurt just stuck.
February 23, 2019 - 17:44
Agreed. Least spicy “heem” in a while
February 23, 2019 - 17:44
I used to enjoy the hoez. But now all I desire is the snackz.
February 23, 2019 - 17:45
when did he threaten to quit?
February 23, 2019 - 17:45
all these fights are poo with the exception of the main
February 23, 2019 - 17:45
Europeans are dominating this card
February 23, 2019 - 17:45
Bruce and Hadzo are friends, remember the wink in the last fight? And he just said something about body language and not to ask for the bonus.
February 23, 2019 - 17:45
Jan Lima Oleksiejczuk Pudilova Yan Ankalaev
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February 23, 2019 - 17:45
how do these bums get pass Bellator?
February 23, 2019 - 17:46
ah yes cage cam ruining my bitrate
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February 23, 2019 - 17:46
hes laying down because hes a little gassed not from getting his brain drilled
February 23, 2019 - 17:46
Yeah def when he found the chink in Reyes he smashed
February 23, 2019 - 17:47
Blocked all of them, joke.
February 23, 2019 - 17:48
February 23, 2019 - 17:48
who is this pink haired semen demon?
February 23, 2019 - 17:49
that jones vs smith promo is horrible
February 23, 2019 - 17:49
Hottest female fighter incoming
February 23, 2019 - 17:49
HOLY FUCKIN BASED I"LL EATCHYO ASS
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February 23, 2019 - 17:50
>(HEEM ME UP) >Heem me up inside >(I CANT HEEM UP) >Heem me up inside >(HEEEEEEEEEM MEEHH) >Heem my Heem and Heem me from the Heem >(HEEM ME UP) >Heem my Heem to Heem >(I CANT HEEM UP) >BeHeem I Heem unHeem >(HEEEEEEEEEEM MEEHH) >Heem me from the Heeming I've beHEEMED!! >(bring me to HEEM) >***I've been Heeming a Heem.... Heems heeming inHeeeemmmmm***
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February 23, 2019 - 17:50
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Dwight Grant at +100? He hits hard as hell and Pedersoli doesn't have a good chin.
February 23, 2019 - 17:50
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February 23, 2019 - 17:50
is she playing that gay ass tyquil song kek
February 23, 2019 - 17:50
Is this Woodleys song in the background?
February 23, 2019 - 17:50
wow shes so dedicated. all that effort just to look like shit in the octagon
February 23, 2019 - 17:50
Woah this blue eyed chick a smokeshow
February 23, 2019 - 17:51
Veronica's ufc career ends here unfortunately
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
where did that female voice come from
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
who's this heidi chick commentating over?
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
I want Veronica to win because she's hot
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
February 23, 2019 - 17:52
Who is that guy in Robertsons corner? He’s sometimes a Portuguese translator I thought it was Ed Soares but its not
February 23, 2019 - 17:53
flygirls wahoo
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February 23, 2019 - 17:53
>5-3 vs 5-2-1
For what purpose.
February 23, 2019 - 17:53
my basement. sorry the gag mustve fell out
February 23, 2019 - 17:53
February 23, 2019 - 17:53
why is WMMA allowed on tv
February 23, 2019 - 17:53
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Gillian will smash this bitch. Tae Kwon don't
February 23, 2019 - 17:54
>lunch break when i've already eaten bad timing
February 23, 2019 - 17:55
>fight goes the distance +137.50
February 23, 2019 - 17:55
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February 23, 2019 - 17:55
>Choosing women fighters based on skill rather than looks Bluepilled, you know Mercado is the qt and deserves the W
February 23, 2019 - 17:56
Just woke up, did I miss all the good shit?
February 23, 2019 - 17:56
Santos Marcos Rogerio Miguel Antonio Thiago de Lima Oleksewhatever Who knows/ who cares? Carmouche Big Petr Yan Ankalaev
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February 23, 2019 - 17:56
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February 23, 2019 - 17:57
People are over at my place watching the fights and when I said that Schaub predicted Santos would win, my gfs ex called said Schaub is a “r*tard”. What should I do?
February 23, 2019 - 17:57
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I'd let both of them fart hot dogs into my mouth >hot dogs in brine
February 23, 2019 - 17:57
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Shes so fucking hot it hurts
February 23, 2019 - 17:58
call her a hater and that Santos is a munster.
February 23, 2019 - 17:58
please. macedo webms lads
February 23, 2019 - 17:58
santos via spinning shit tall dutch fag via sub vilante via dec liz via dec yan via tko ankalaev via ko
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February 23, 2019 - 17:58
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Venezuelan women can have all my cum
February 23, 2019 - 17:58
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Pink hair has a total porn doppelgänger with big tits and tattoos. Don’t remember name
February 23, 2019 - 17:59
youtube.com /watch?v=FG5yVTGnP84
Nogueira Bus/Horse Incident
did it really happen?
February 23, 2019 - 17:59
she got punched right in the pussy
February 23, 2019 - 17:59
tell him prime shaub would heem hin in seconds while looking fashionable as fuck.
February 23, 2019 - 18:00
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February 23, 2019 - 18:01
probably not cheal is master troll
February 23, 2019 - 18:01
This is why I can’t watch fighting with my alcoholic dad. He will yell stuff out like “look! She’s biting her tits” and my church going mother is mortified
February 23, 2019 - 18:01
This chick looks like Anthony Smith in drag
February 23, 2019 - 18:01
Annabelle peaks, that’s he pink hair porn girl
February 23, 2019 - 18:02
Hate daytime UFC just can't get comfy. Well it's not even daytime anymore it's already 6pm here.
February 23, 2019 - 18:02
yeah the one with the plastic titties a total milf too
February 23, 2019 - 18:02
Got up at 8am for this, got my McDonald’s breakfast and my Starbucks coffee with a hangover from going out last night. I’m pretty comfy
February 23, 2019 - 18:03
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
>Hate daytime UFC just can't get comfy I'm the same bro. When Fights are on at night all the time, you get used to it. It becomes chill because there's nothing else on at that time and not much you need to do. It eats into your day when it's on at this time
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
>veronican cancedo
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February 23, 2019 - 18:04
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
WHY THE FUCK DO ALL MY FIGHTERS LOSE TO REAR NAKED CHOKE DANA DO SOMETHING
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
Who else drinking beer and getting comfy. Wish UFC was always this time.
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
>starbucks coffee, McDonalds breakfast yikes
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
Holy fuck, that abysmal fight IQ. Her corner was telling her not to fucking turn over and she does it anyways.
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
>McDonald’s breakfast and my Starbucks coffee holy shit fucking advertisement bot
February 23, 2019 - 18:04
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February 23, 2019 - 18:04
Macedo's career peak was that regional kick heem
February 23, 2019 - 18:05
Great time to remind this thread that Jon Jones has a 75% chance of victory while Tyron Woodley has a 95% chance of victory
February 23, 2019 - 18:05
nothing comfy about this post
February 23, 2019 - 18:06
Yeah brah McDonald’s paid me to advertise for Starbucks it’s pretty a pretty fucking slick deal
Go eat your sausage and potatoes or whatever they eat on that god forsaken rock you call home
February 23, 2019 - 18:06
February 23, 2019 - 18:06
>T-most finishes in Flyweight history >3
Lmao, why even put a stat like that up?
February 23, 2019 - 18:06
Smith has a 56% chance of victory.
February 23, 2019 - 18:06
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February 23, 2019 - 18:07
February 23, 2019 - 18:07
Yeah it's been so long I forgot eurocards were a thing.
February 23, 2019 - 18:07
Jones has a 100% chance of victory because Anthony Smiff KNOWS he can't beat Jon Jones and he's not even gonna try
February 23, 2019 - 18:07
so....you did it for free?
February 23, 2019 - 18:08
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February 23, 2019 - 18:08
Nice meme from August fag lmao ;)
February 23, 2019 - 18:08
February 23, 2019 - 18:08
You don’t go out with friends on Saturday nights?
February 23, 2019 - 18:08
Lads UFC are literally retarded to make Max/Dustin for the Interim belt
Cazzies literally do not know Dustin. They sort of know Max, and even if they didn't at least he's the Champ. But people know Tony far more than Dustin, it would have been a much bigger fight, They should have got the deal done with Tony to get the hype on Lightweight rolling
236 looks shit too.
February 23, 2019 - 18:08
But mum I luvs me sausage and mash
February 23, 2019 - 18:09
Hey overseas fellas, I have a question. Are they interviewing the fighters after the fights are over?
And if they are, are they with a espn logo in the mics?
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February 23, 2019 - 18:09
two interim titles on one card lmao
February 23, 2019 - 18:09
>i dont do position before submission kek have fun against any decent bjj player
February 23, 2019 - 18:09
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dont ever talk to Daddy like that, we own you, you are our own little CommonWealth bitch
February 23, 2019 - 18:09
>two interim titles on the same goddamn card JUST STRIP THE CHAMPS
February 23, 2019 - 18:09
>double the interim title fights
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February 23, 2019 - 18:09
tony turned down the max fight he knows the interim belt is retarded and fathead needs to be stripped
February 23, 2019 - 18:10
Daniel teymur is a hard janetty to David
February 23, 2019 - 18:10
She'll be back
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February 23, 2019 - 18:10
I hope Gastelum destroys Israel
February 23, 2019 - 18:10
What are you feasting to the fights today heem? For me it's somewhat coleslaw, celery (don't forget your vegetables), baked pork with potatos, mushrooms, onions, cheese and mayo and a little bit of calvados.
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February 23, 2019 - 18:10
Interim stacked
Still better than 165
February 23, 2019 - 18:10
Cazzies literally know no one in the entire UFC except Brock, Mcgregor and maybe Jones
February 23, 2019 - 18:10
TONY VS KHALABIB THAT'S THE FIGHT TO MAKE
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February 23, 2019 - 18:11
February 23, 2019 - 18:11
By not taking it he won't have a title shot for at least 2 years
February 23, 2019 - 18:11
Reminder fighters that refuse fights should be cut immediately
I’m talking about tony el cucky ferguson
February 23, 2019 - 18:11
daniel "no not him" teymur
February 23, 2019 - 18:11
Cifers is a fucking weirdo
February 23, 2019 - 18:11
Will this be shittier than 234?
February 23, 2019 - 18:12
Maybe 200 years ago, go rim Mommy Germany while she cums a boatload of migrants in that pussy boy ass
February 23, 2019 - 18:12
i unironically approve of this card
February 23, 2019 - 18:12
>tfw screwdriver for breakfast >tfw i might be an alcoholic
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February 23, 2019 - 18:12
Tony likely only turned it down because of the deal though All they had to do was meet whatever he was asking. PPV would have sold better. They know Khabib because he beat Gooby, and know Tony because he was on the card where that happened and had a fun fight. Also that was almost a #1 contender fight and they sort of pay a bit of attention to Gooby division
So they know Tony more than Dustin. Plus all the Tony memes everywhere, which aren't really a metric for drawl but does speak to popularity. My cazzy bro says he wants to see Tony/Khabib too and he's the type to confuse the difference between Max and Tony
February 23, 2019 - 18:13
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I wish we could post sound webms, that kick was so fucking loud
February 23, 2019 - 18:13
your time is over, Israel
February 23, 2019 - 18:13
Post prime tony fights cut baby khabib in November for the title, it’s so fair!
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Nah, two top fights alone make it better than 234
February 23, 2019 - 18:14
Fuck man I want to drink so bad, I've really cut back. I'm so damn thirsty
February 23, 2019 - 18:14
>feast >with those poverty portions
You must weigh 130 lbs
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Keep drinking down and start working out for the summer my buddy
February 23, 2019 - 18:15
>two FW fighting for the LW title Genius
February 23, 2019 - 18:16
February 23, 2019 - 18:16
i thought they were just fucking up david teymur's name
February 23, 2019 - 18:16
February 23, 2019 - 18:16
>Brit fighter >Shoots to start the fight
Lads wtf we watching? Also based Herb taking the point. We need more of that.
February 23, 2019 - 18:16
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I may be remembering wrong but I think Teymur got absolutely annihilated on a Canadian card right after the Hague thing
February 23, 2019 - 18:17
kek """Swedish""" cheating
February 23, 2019 - 18:17
i’d say do it since it’s the weekend and all but my advice should be taken with a grain of salt
February 23, 2019 - 18:17
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>that flag What is not a small portion for you? Whole fucking owen?
February 23, 2019 - 18:18
this l hope he figuratively drops white phosphorus all over the fighter israel
February 23, 2019 - 18:18
February 23, 2019 - 18:18
Bit hungry what should i eat though hmmmmmmmmmm
February 23, 2019 - 18:19
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he's fine chill out fence saved him a bit from the armbar
February 23, 2019 - 18:21
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This is one for the spicy banger list
February 23, 2019 - 18:21
Can you get DQ'd if you continuously grab the cage and not worry about the judges decision and keep going for the finish?
February 23, 2019 - 18:21
wew teymur bringing some spice to it
February 23, 2019 - 18:22
February 23, 2019 - 18:22
Anderson Silva was 32 when he debuted in UFC age is just a number if you have enough Picograms.
February 23, 2019 - 18:22
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>2 (T W O) interim belts
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February 23, 2019 - 18:22
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Sounds like a boring ass card tbqh
February 23, 2019 - 18:23
Fucking hell Ive never had problems with streams but my stream has crashed like 3 times already today
February 23, 2019 - 18:23
I could literally knock any Canadian on /Heem/ out cold with a jab right hand
February 23, 2019 - 18:23
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How'd they both gas so hard so early
February 23, 2019 - 18:25
fuck the disney
basedstream.com basedstream.com
February 23, 2019 - 18:25
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HAHAHAHA FUCK THESE COCKROACHES
February 23, 2019 - 18:25
When will my boys ever win heem?
February 23, 2019 - 18:25
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only ugly fighters are winning today. what might this mean for mixed martial arts
February 23, 2019 - 18:26
Why's he called Chris Fishgold and not Chris Goldfish
February 23, 2019 - 18:26
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February 23, 2019 - 18:26
how do you even get RNC'd? just dont let them wrap their arm around your neck
February 23, 2019 - 18:27
Bloody heck he looks much older than 26
February 23, 2019 - 18:27
What the fuck is the language that Fishgold is speaking
February 23, 2019 - 18:27
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February 23, 2019 - 18:28
how do you even lose a standup fight? just dont get hit and hit them back
February 23, 2019 - 18:28
Why can Americans never understand people with accents?
February 23, 2019 - 18:28
February 23, 2019 - 18:28
Oi oi oi! Are Fishgold done us proud. Future champ he is.
He'll 'ave to celebrate that one with a big greasy fish 'n chip, and wash it down with 10 pints.
February 23, 2019 - 18:29
Most Americans only understand Newspeak
February 23, 2019 - 18:29
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February 23, 2019 - 18:29
February 23, 2019 - 18:29
They're an inherently ignorant people
February 23, 2019 - 18:29
"he loves to bang" - Joe Rogan
February 23, 2019 - 18:30
Can you understand Stipe? I can but that's only because I live in Cleveland
February 23, 2019 - 18:30
Learn some English you dirty Muslim
February 23, 2019 - 18:30
I just wanna watch the main event for my boy Santos
February 23, 2019 - 18:30
i understand stipe no problem
February 23, 2019 - 18:30
>Why can...never because they're fucking retarded and can't even speak their native tongue worth a shit
February 23, 2019 - 18:31
it’s easier to understand accents if you’re bilingual or used to them. white americans arent
February 23, 2019 - 18:31
Gonna have a few beers tonight, I wanna get annihilated
February 23, 2019 - 18:31
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February 23, 2019 - 18:31
Why are black peoples eyes so far apart?
February 23, 2019 - 18:32
same here brother, ill crack 1st 1 when main card starts.
February 23, 2019 - 18:32
C'MON FISHGOLD GET SUM MORE FAKIN HEEMS
February 23, 2019 - 18:33
Pedersoli's last outing was getting Dirty Cowboy'd
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February 23, 2019 - 18:34
because they're from the jungle where you could get attacked from any angle at any moment
February 23, 2019 - 18:34
Absolutely based walkout music from Pedersoli
February 23, 2019 - 18:36
what is it? kind of hard to hear over the commentating bongs
February 23, 2019 - 18:36
>italian >the theme from the film Trinity BASED
February 23, 2019 - 18:36
Tfw want Santos, Reyes, Walker all to face Jones this year so that he may have more severe CTE in retirement
February 23, 2019 - 18:37
pls i want the ko from hadzovic
February 23, 2019 - 18:37
nah D grants choice was more basedyoutu.be /KJAgGB7jKZU
February 23, 2019 - 18:37
basetti and westernpilled
February 23, 2019 - 18:37
ENGURLUN ENGERLUN ENGERLUN
February 23, 2019 - 18:38
I hope he wins he's a really cool guy but he doesn't seem to have much of a chin or power.
February 23, 2019 - 18:39
Americans are the only people on Earth that speak proper English
February 23, 2019 - 18:39
February 23, 2019 - 18:39
>that height
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February 23, 2019 - 18:40
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Carlo is Bud Spencers grandson.
February 23, 2019 - 18:40
Dana White's Saturday Afternoon Contender Series
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Oliveira's abilty to capitalize on any small mistake his opponents make is quite impressive
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February 23, 2019 - 18:42
You guys been following the Eryk Anders twitter thing? It's pretty funny
February 23, 2019 - 18:43
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this guy really really wants to be crocop doesnt he
February 23, 2019 - 18:43
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DWIGHT GRANT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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oh god, i just realized its goddard again is he trying to destroy everything or what
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February 23, 2019 - 18:45
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That mouthpiece flying out was kino as fuck
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February 23, 2019 - 18:45
Told you guys Dwight hit's too hard for Pedro.
February 23, 2019 - 18:45
God refs are so fucking shit nowadays
February 23, 2019 - 18:45
There needs to be a record for farthest mouthpiece distance
February 23, 2019 - 18:45
Serves him right for throwing meme kicks
February 23, 2019 - 18:45
February 23, 2019 - 18:46
Marc Goddard does it again holy shit
February 23, 2019 - 18:46
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MIC CHECK 1 2 3 HOW DO I-
MICROPHONE CHECK
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early. would have liked to see these guys fight another round
February 23, 2019 - 18:46
Man, what a great card so far
these meme no name cards are always spicy
February 23, 2019 - 18:47
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Dang. Pedersoli was doing good too but he should stop spamming headkicks and set them up instead.
February 23, 2019 - 18:47
It was early Just a tad early but early nonetheless
Getting too much of this shit these days
February 23, 2019 - 18:47
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I miss Mario
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He got fucking bopped, good stoppage, he went limp
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February 23, 2019 - 18:48
>begging for attention wow, he slept for 1s, it should be stopped
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February 23, 2019 - 18:48
Not sure I'm a fan of this opinion that we should let the unconscious guy keep fighting because the round ends soon
February 23, 2019 - 18:48
Shut the fuck up, retard, he was out cold completely
February 23, 2019 - 18:48
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this is the future you chose
February 23, 2019 - 18:48
I knew someone was getting heemed, should've held that shit
February 23, 2019 - 18:48
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Are you guys fucking retarded? The stoppage was good, Pedersoli fucked up by rushing in at the last few seconds of a round he was clearly winning.
February 23, 2019 - 18:48
Fighters automatically recover 50% of their HP between rounds, so it's perfectly normal to let them eat 10 unanswered shots with their head on the floor.
February 23, 2019 - 18:49
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I'm with you bong. Ignore the retards.
February 23, 2019 - 18:49
heem is full of fucking retarded hipsters, its trendy to shit on every ref now
February 23, 2019 - 18:49
Stefan Struve and Liz Carmouche on this card. That's a yikes from me fellas
February 23, 2019 - 18:50
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He was still defending himself
February 23, 2019 - 18:50
Who here /WellHungMakingGirlsCum/
February 23, 2019 - 18:50
yeah it was a good stoppage, just saw the replay
i was fooled by how quickly he got up and protested but he looked out
February 23, 2019 - 18:50
A better cut was shown later
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February 23, 2019 - 18:51
Grant still looked like shit, Pedersoli is just a memeshitter. All you gotta do is not get into a brawl and pick apart Grant at range, sad. He looked promising on the Contender Series
February 23, 2019 - 18:51
He was unconcious you tool
February 23, 2019 - 18:51
Shit. Forgot the Czech Republic adopted the new rules
February 23, 2019 - 18:51
If they were fight each other it would be kino tho
February 23, 2019 - 18:51
Ah yes, the classic "Cheek on canvas, Arms Out" Defense. Straight out of the MMA textbook! This is why we need better educated refs.
February 23, 2019 - 18:51
The only ref that understood the warriors code was yamasaki
February 23, 2019 - 18:52
7 bings until the main card starts
February 23, 2019 - 18:53
Prague seems like it's full of soy_boys. Is this true euro heemsters
February 23, 2019 - 18:53
BANZAI
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February 23, 2019 - 18:53
>If Goddard had been the official in the Silva Bisping fight, Silva would've had a Knockout Win
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February 23, 2019 - 18:53
The hue that is fighting next submitted our boy johnny walker by rnc
February 23, 2019 - 18:53
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Marreta is like DMX he does it all for the kids
February 23, 2019 - 18:54
There's nothing honorable about being saved by the bell. A true warrior would recognize that he would have lost if there was no time limit.
February 23, 2019 - 18:54
Good stoppage from goddard, guy hit hard af, but wasn't completely out and was looking to grapple. once it became apparent he wouldn't be able to the fight was stopped. There is literally no disputing the fact that Marc goddard is the best referee in MMA.
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fuck espn this shit is over 1/3rd bigger than it needs to be
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February 23, 2019 - 18:55
I think manlet Keith Peterson is the best but I'd put Goddard at 2
February 23, 2019 - 18:55
Does Jon Jones beat Smif via Liver KO?
February 23, 2019 - 18:55
espn+ bitrate is garbage too
February 23, 2019 - 18:55
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It's satanic, stay away. The people are the most ignorant in Europe.
February 23, 2019 - 18:56
ESPN is gonna want so many cards they'll be picking up random heem posters off the street to fill out the card
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i'll heem every here at 145
February 23, 2019 - 18:58
Bellator will go out of business!
February 23, 2019 - 18:58
It's horrible UFC should partner with Twitch or Netflix to get actual good bitrates and 720p60 going
February 23, 2019 - 18:58
>rashad's mini cornrows Shit looks like it hurts
February 23, 2019 - 18:58
I'll fight fuck it, heem me good for 10k. I've done it just because I'm wasted, if there's money and training thrown in I'm down
February 23, 2019 - 18:58
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Is it really that bad? Can't be any worse than Fight pass, right? (I watch my fights on a TV and the UFC TV app is universally terrible)
February 23, 2019 - 18:59
Step into my guard little boi
February 23, 2019 - 18:59
/our ref/
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February 23, 2019 - 18:59
if i became bw champ would you guys cheer for me
February 23, 2019 - 18:59
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that's the real reason they signed Ben Askren
February 23, 2019 - 18:59
plot twist: smith gets dq
February 23, 2019 - 19:00
Idk what stream you're watching but the legit one is great.
February 23, 2019 - 19:00
>145 HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH imagine being a manlet, open weight I would legit decapitate you with a jab, straight right hand. If I wanted to style on you finish it with a front kick to your chest
February 23, 2019 - 19:00
>grapple fag Why step into your guard when he can just step on your face until you are either crying or knocked out you grapple queer
February 23, 2019 - 19:01
rashad gotta kill his barber thaty fool fucked his shit up kek
February 23, 2019 - 19:01
Right up until you start picking fights with smaller manlets
February 23, 2019 - 19:01
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Suga got JUST'd pretty hard, looking like a pencil neck, knees exploded, divorced, smashed by Jones, Machida, and smith.
February 23, 2019 - 19:02
Struve is such a massive can.
February 23, 2019 - 19:02
Nothing to do with his barber, that's what happens when Jones fucks your shit up
February 23, 2019 - 19:03
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Didn't he used to be bald? I know he shaved his head but I swear he joined the Hair Club for Men or some shit
February 23, 2019 - 19:06
Why in the fuck is the UFC fucking /ourguy/ Tferg over this hard?
He has done nothing but hard work over the years, yet he isn't respected at all.
February 23, 2019 - 19:09