Official UFC Prague 2019 Gamethread Livethread

>Main card ( at 2 p.m. ET)
Jan Blachowicz vs. Thiago Santos
Stefan Struve vs. Marcos Rogerio de Lima
Gian Villante vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk
Liz Carmouche vs. Lucie Pudilova
John Dodson vs. Petr Yan
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Kidson Abreu

>Undercard (ESPN2 at 11 a.m. ET)
Carlo Pedersoli Jr. vs. Dwight Grant
Daniel Teymur vs. Chris Fishgold
Veronica Macedo vs. Gillian Robertson
Damir Hadzovic vs. Polo Reyes
Michel Prazeres vs. Ismail Naurdiev

>Now
Rustam Khabilov vs. Carlos Diego Ferreira

>Previously
Damir Ismagulov def. Joel Alvarez via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)

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This is why you dont do a peterson roll in MMA you might get choked out

anyone got a webm of that scramble round 1?

STREAM @@@@@@@@@

basedstream.com
basedstream.com

fuck the disney jew

>Separate countries = separate arenas
Yeah I don't think Canada has any arenas with the same name as US arenas. It really doesn't seem that complicated. I'm sorry you live on a continent of idiots

Saved by the weak horn

Jesus.

20-18 to Diego

Khabilov sucks.

>Stefan Struve

l m a o
m
a
o

seriously bros? why won't he just quit?
they're airing this live on free tv over here
everyone's going to see him get embarrassed yet again

will he get cut after this loss?

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Br bro finding that range, looks like midget version of Derrick Lewis volkov.

YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BROWN MAN

>Europe
If they give this to Rustam that's a joke

this is THE thread

Rustam needs a finish

God I hate Dagestanis. Literally worse than niggers. Makes me genuinely happy seeing this mountain ape getting btfo by a smelly hue.

Khabilov is getting bullied

Rustam's gameplan:

>back up
>get punched
>back up some more
>get punched
>take him down
>immediately let him get up
>Back up
>get punched

Embarrassing.

I like Ferreira's coach

Sad way to snap a winning streak
30-27 Ferreira

90 pounds won.

Good fight. Ferreira looked good

there's always crucifixes available from sloppy head outside singles

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Good morning

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30-24 Khabilov easy

Fuck that was beautiful

Lads I thought Sambo beat BJJ
Isn't Khabilov a Sambo master? How come he could get nothing done on the ground?

Yup. Give him someone better

There goes my only bet. Fuck this event

no that's WRESTLING that beats BJJ. Sambo is bullshit it's not a real thing it's like saying I'm a black belt in krav maga

le norf souf man next

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What should his nickname be?

This guy speaks good english why did they bring a translator?

5 ROUNDS IN THE UFC

INTRODUCING FIRST

THE CHALLENGER

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>29 - 28

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>betting for kebab
you need to go back

We house nao!
Diego “Favela no more” Ferreira!

For the crowd.

for the czech crowd

sounds slavic, so probably for the crowd

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ITS TIME!!!!!!!!

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For the Czech Republicish

Michelle about to choke the soul out of this poor kid

I had it to be a finish either way

Horrible to make someone debut against this tank.

5 ROUNDS OF POUNDING YOUNG SLUTS

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.Time permaheems us all. dpes ot not?

and here he is not doing a northsouth

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>did anyone say they were buying a house?

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Lads I'm still confused how a Sambo guy was completely neutralised
They generally do damn well when it goes to the ground

BRUCE BUFFER IS A LADIES MAN

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I bet on Fabinski in this match. He was on a tear before this fight.

How many muslims are in the EU?

>Austrian Wonderboy
>Ismail
oh Europe you so silly

except for prime shaub

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SORRY I JUST GOT BACK FROM A GANGBANG

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HEEM ME INSIDE

what do you think they talk about

Bruce is so based. Look how happy those girls are. Those girls would hate it if I were around. Im so ugly and lame. Such a dork. I should just kill myself. Based Bruce.

this guy is jaaaaaaaaaaacked.

Turbo manlet

HEEM ME UP
(HEEM ME UP INSIDE)
CAN'T HEEM UP
(HEEM ME UP INSIDE)
HEEEEEEEEEEEM MEEEEEEEEE

Based

hi bruce

that twink is gonna get snapped

Tonight's official Boomer vs Zoomer fight

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when i'm 37 i hope i look like that

Prazeres has that classic tankmode hue build

Prazeres is built like those Pinky monsters from Doom.

why are most manlets grapplers
and most winglets strikers

start roiding now

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sheeeit

mmm

Damn this Naurdiev kid is good

interior design

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HORY SHEET

Never been to a live event before, let’s see how Bellator goes.

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reminder naurdiev has no head coach and only 1 training partner

Here are the picks. Sorry the obese loser kept deleting them.

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I thought the one on the right was Jade from the thumbnail

Zoomer > Boomer

So what is Naurdiev? Albanian, russian?

"PRAZERES IS MY BOY" GUY COMPLETELY BTFO BY BASED ZOOMER

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actual good fighter for 22 im impressed

wtf didn't expect this at all

?

Chechen

Webm of the first round rock and scramble?

Thiago Santos
Marcos Rogerio de Lima
Michal Oleksiejczuk
Lucie Pudilova
John Dodson
Magomed Ankalaev

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kek

Jan
Struve
Villante
Pudilova
Yan
Magomedov

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Fuck was just hitting dabs Down stairs and missed the first round

be like water

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Just wait.

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Zoomed gassed to shit

thoughts on the octagon girls?

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Tardiev got nice half guard sweeps

If Prazeres got fat he'd look just like the guy that runs a Greek restaurant down the street from me

I hate it when they make out

Naurdiev is pretty good.

hotter than any of the fighters

Santos
Struve
Oleksiejunk
Pudilova (wmmawgaf)
Yan
Magomed

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Agreed. Not a fan of Mark “wet blanket” Goddard either

Just end this mess already

shall not be watching this event
shall be eagerly expecting Macedo webms, screenshots

camel toe

Is Goddard on coke rn? Seems so antsy

How much pussy Bruce buffer fucks per day

Naurdiev with a full camp beats Woodley

big boy already lost marc should just spike him in the back of the head to end it

thank you

the absolute state of that horn

if he doesn't have some reason to inject himself into the fight he creates one

And it's over

Prazeres gassed HARD
Though even in the first round he wasn't able to get much going

Welcome to the Naurdiev Era

What odds was Naurdiev?

what is cardio

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Macedo or Macedon't?

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Decision fights should be outlawed.

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manlets btfo

hoe shank?

Red headed Muslims are literally unbeatable

the absolute province of that horn

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>white austrian
>english chav haircut
>ginger muslim beard

why

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Spicy Reyes

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Nice win but I always wonder about travel and shit

great fight

>Austrian

SANTOS
LIMA
VILLANTE
PUDILOVA
YAN
ANKALAEV

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Imagine if instead of a mass shooting, we had a mass beating, where jon jones enters a school and starts heeming and darcing little kids. Could 100 kids running at him stop him?

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I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Bosnian poster where u at?

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Fuck man, the way his head hits the deck.

>I'm out

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For me, it's me.

Based

what are the odds we posted these images back to back?

What was polo reyes walkout song? I recognise it

el mehico vs danish bosnia

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What a fucking autistic file name. Just make a folder you lazy fuck

bloodsport soundtrack fight to survive

Jones vs. TAM PPV when

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Did anyone hear the security guard?
Calm down mate you'd get destroyed.

Be more caz

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forgot to quote

Why are all these old ppl fighting, they literally dont have the time to accomolish anything. I know they are making money i guess, but who wants to see this?

56% because he spams it every day with no repercussions

The fucking Dragon didlos

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>wake up
>heems are on

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>stalls a entire division and threatens to quit as soon as he needs to fight non-cans

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MARCO!

ADAM!

He's the lineal FW and LW champ.

PUSY!

Just realized I haven't seen Canelo poster in a while

Reyes had nice output before Hadzo started bullying him more

Oh god those pistols. I remember thinking they were so cool when I was a wee heem sperm.

Hadzovic absolutely dominating Reyes, expected a back an forth

Don't even mention that pathetic excuse of carbon.

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Poolo Reyes

CAROLLA!

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pp hard

bum

Polo wasn't even hurt just stuck.

Agreed. Least spicy “heem” in a while

I used to enjoy the hoez. But now all I desire is the snackz.

when did he threaten to quit?

all these fights are poo with the exception of the main

Europeans are dominating this card

Bruce and Hadzo are friends, remember the wink in the last fight? And he just said something about body language and not to ask for the bonus.

Jan
Lima
Oleksiejczuk
Pudilova
Yan
Ankalaev

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how do these bums get pass Bellator?

ah yes cage cam ruining my bitrate

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hes laying down because hes a little gassed not from getting his brain drilled

Yeah def when he found the chink in Reyes he smashed

Blocked all of them, joke.

nice espn audio tracks

who is this pink haired semen demon?

that jones vs smith promo is horrible

Hottest female fighter incoming

HOLY FUCKIN BASED I"LL EATCHYO ASS

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>(HEEM ME UP)
>Heem me up inside
>(I CANT HEEM UP)
>Heem me up inside
>(HEEEEEEEEEM MEEHH)
>Heem my Heem and Heem me from the Heem
>(HEEM ME UP)
>Heem my Heem to Heem
>(I CANT HEEM UP)
>BeHeem I Heem unHeem
>(HEEEEEEEEEEM MEEHH)
>Heem me from the Heeming I've beHEEMED!!
>(bring me to HEEM)
>***I've been Heeming a Heem.... Heems heeming inHeeeemmmmm***

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Cope you lazy fuck

Dwight Grant at +100? He hits hard as hell and Pedersoli doesn't have a good chin.

Fuck you khabib

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is she playing that gay ass tyquil song kek

Is this Woodleys song in the background?

wow shes so dedicated. all that effort just to look like shit in the octagon

Woah this blue eyed chick a smokeshow

Veronica's ufc career ends here unfortunately

where did that female voice come from

ILL EAT YO ASS

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who's this heidi chick commentating over?

I want Veronica to win because she's hot

thicc

Who is that guy in Robertsons corner? He’s sometimes a Portuguese translator I thought it was Ed Soares but its not

flygirls wahoo

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>5-3 vs 5-2-1

For what purpose.

my basement. sorry the gag mustve fell out

I'll beat my dick

why is WMMA allowed on tv

just do porn

Redpilled

Gillian will smash this bitch. Tae Kwon don't

>lunch break when i've already eaten
bad timing

>fight goes the distance +137.50

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>Choosing women fighters based on skill rather than looks
Bluepilled, you know Mercado is the qt and deserves the W

Just woke up, did I miss all the good shit?

Santos
Marcos Rogerio Miguel Antonio Thiago de Lima
Oleksewhatever
Who knows/ who cares? Carmouche
Big Petr Yan
Ankalaev

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Macedo is that bad.

miesha tate

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People are over at my place watching the fights and when I said that Schaub predicted Santos would win, my gfs ex called said Schaub is a “r*tard”. What should I do?

no you're just in time!

I'd let both of them fart hot dogs into my mouth
>hot dogs in brine

Gadoosh her

cringe

Shes so fucking hot it hurts

call her a hater and that Santos is a munster.

please. macedo webms lads

santos via spinning shit
tall dutch fag via sub
vilante via dec
liz via dec
yan via tko
ankalaev via ko

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12-6 him in his sleep

Lyoto Macedo

Venezuelan women can have all my cum

muh dick

Pink hair has a total porn doppelgänger with big tits and tattoos. Don’t remember name

youtube.com/watch?v=FG5yVTGnP84

Nogueira Bus/Horse Incident

did it really happen?

she got punched right in the pussy

tell him prime shaub would heem hin in seconds while looking fashionable as fuck.

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probably not cheal is master troll

This is why I can’t watch fighting with my alcoholic dad. He will yell stuff out like “look! She’s biting her tits” and my church going mother is mortified

This chick looks like Anthony Smith in drag

Annabelle peaks, that’s he pink hair porn girl

Hate daytime UFC just can't get comfy. Well it's not even daytime anymore it's already 6pm here.

yeah the one with the plastic titties
a total milf too

Got up at 8am for this, got my McDonald’s breakfast and my Starbucks coffee with a hangover from going out last night. I’m pretty comfy

Hahahahaha

>Hate daytime UFC just can't get comfy
I'm the same bro.
When Fights are on at night all the time, you get used to it. It becomes chill because there's nothing else on at that time and not much you need to do. It eats into your day when it's on at this time

>veronican cancedo

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BLEACHED

WHY THE FUCK DO ALL MY FIGHTERS LOSE TO REAR NAKED CHOKE DANA DO SOMETHING

Who else drinking beer and getting comfy. Wish UFC was always this time.

ILL EAT YO ASS

>starbucks coffee, McDonalds breakfast
yikes

Holy fuck, that abysmal fight IQ. Her corner was telling her not to fucking turn over and she does it anyways.

>McDonald’s breakfast and my Starbucks coffee
holy shit fucking advertisement bot

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Macedo's career peak was that regional kick heem

Great time to remind this thread that Jon Jones has a 75% chance of victory while Tyron Woodley has a 95% chance of victory

nothing comfy about this post

Yeah brah McDonald’s paid me to advertise for Starbucks it’s pretty a pretty fucking slick deal

Go eat your sausage and potatoes or whatever they eat on that god forsaken rock you call home

Karate

That's funny

>T-most finishes in Flyweight history
>3

Lmao, why even put a stat like that up?

Smith has a 56% chance of victory.

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*snap*

Post your chin

Yeah it's been so long I forgot eurocards were a thing.

Jones has a 100% chance of victory because Anthony Smiff KNOWS he can't beat Jon Jones and he's not even gonna try

so....you did it for free?

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Nice meme from August fag lmao ;)

Based

You don’t go out with friends on Saturday nights?

Lads UFC are literally retarded to make Max/Dustin for the Interim belt

Cazzies literally do not know Dustin. They sort of know Max, and even if they didn't at least he's the Champ. But people know Tony far more than Dustin, it would have been a much bigger fight, They should have got the deal done with Tony to get the hype on Lightweight rolling

236 looks shit too.

But mum I luvs me sausage and mash

Hey overseas fellas, I have a question.
Are they interviewing the fighters after the fights are over?

And if they are, are they with a espn logo in the mics?

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two interim titles on one card lmao

>i dont do position before submission
kek have fun against any decent bjj player

No. In fact I paid them

dont ever talk to Daddy like that, we own you, you are our own little CommonWealth bitch

>two interim titles on the same goddamn card
JUST STRIP THE CHAMPS

>double the interim title fights

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tony turned down the max fight
he knows the interim belt is retarded and fathead needs to be stripped

Daniel teymur is a hard janetty to David

She'll be back

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I hope Gastelum destroys Israel

What are you feasting to the fights today heem?
For me it's somewhat coleslaw, celery (don't forget your vegetables), baked pork with potatos, mushrooms, onions, cheese and mayo and a little bit of calvados.

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Interim stacked

Still better than 165

Cazzies literally know no one in the entire UFC except Brock, Mcgregor and maybe Jones

TONY VS KHALABIB THAT'S THE FIGHT TO MAKE

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kys

By not taking it he won't have a title shot for at least 2 years

Reminder fighters that refuse fights should be cut immediately

I’m talking about tony el cucky ferguson

daniel "no not him" teymur

Cifers is a fucking weirdo

Will this be shittier than 234?

Maybe 200 years ago, go rim Mommy Germany while she cums a boatload of migrants in that pussy boy ass

i unironically approve of this card

>tfw screwdriver for breakfast
>tfw i might be an alcoholic

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Tony likely only turned it down because of the deal though
All they had to do was meet whatever he was asking. PPV would have sold better.
They know Khabib because he beat Gooby, and know Tony because he was on the card where that happened and had a fun fight. Also that was almost a #1 contender fight and they sort of pay a bit of attention to Gooby division

So they know Tony more than Dustin. Plus all the Tony memes everywhere, which aren't really a metric for drawl but does speak to popularity. My cazzy bro says he wants to see Tony/Khabib too and he's the type to confuse the difference between Max and Tony

Delicious SEETHE

I wish we could post sound webms, that kick was so fucking loud

your time is over, Israel

Post prime tony fights cut baby khabib in November for the title, it’s so fair!

Yikes
*snap*

>might

tasty

Nah, two top fights alone make it better than 234

Fuck man I want to drink so bad, I've really cut back. I'm so damn thirsty

>feast
>with those poverty portions

You must weigh 130 lbs

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Liverpool lah

Keep drinking down and start working out for the summer my buddy

>two FW fighting for the LW title
Genius

>Point deduction
BTFO

i thought they were just fucking up david teymur's name

R8/10

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>Brit fighter
>Shoots to start the fight

Lads wtf we watching?
Also based Herb taking the point. We need more of that.

>2018 twitch memes

Yipes

I may be remembering wrong but I think Teymur got absolutely annihilated on a Canadian card right after the Hague thing

kek """Swedish""" cheating

i’d say do it since it’s the weekend and all but my advice should be taken with a grain of salt

HAHAHA "SWEDES" BTFO

>that flag
What is not a small portion for you? Whole fucking owen?

this l hope he figuratively drops white phosphorus all over the fighter israel

herb dean is based

Bit hungry what should i eat though hmmmmmmmmmm

Swanger banger

he's fine chill out
fence saved him a bit from the armbar

good fite actually

This is one for the spicy banger list

Can you get DQ'd if you continuously grab the cage and not worry about the judges decision and keep going for the finish?

wew teymur bringing some spice to it

9-7 Round for Teymur

Anderson Silva was 32 when he debuted in UFC age is just a number if you have enough Picograms.

great round

>2 (T W O) interim belts

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And now we gas again

medium heat spicy banger

Sounds like a boring ass card tbqh

Fucking hell Ive never had problems with streams but my stream has crashed like 3 times already today

I could literally knock any Canadian on /Heem/ out cold with a jab right hand

BASED BRITS

APOLOGISE

HEEM TAPPY

heem gassed

Hahahaha what a scrub

How'd they both gas so hard so early

fuck the disney

basedstream.com
basedstream.com

good lad

HAHAHAHA FUCK THESE COCKROACHES

When will my boys ever win heem?

ANGLO'D

>teem'd by a fishgold

sweden is cursed

only ugly fighters are winning today. what might this mean for mixed martial arts

Why's he called Chris Fishgold and not Chris Goldfish

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how do you even get RNC'd? just dont let them wrap their arm around your neck

Bloody heck he looks much older than 26

What the fuck is the language that Fishgold is speaking

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how do you even lose a standup fight? just dont get hit and hit them back

Why can Americans never understand people with accents?

That's God's English pal

Oi oi oi! Are Fishgold done us proud. Future champ he is.

He'll 'ave to celebrate that one with a big greasy fish 'n chip, and wash it down with 10 pints.

Most Americans only understand Newspeak

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royal english(from 1500)

They're an inherently ignorant people

"he loves to bang" - Joe Rogan

Can you understand Stipe? I can but that's only because I live in Cleveland

Learn some English you dirty Muslim

I just wanna watch the main event for my boy Santos

i understand stipe no problem

>Why can...never
because they're fucking retarded and can't even speak their native tongue worth a shit

it’s easier to understand accents if you’re bilingual or used to them. white americans arent

Gonna have a few beers tonight, I wanna get annihilated

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Why are black peoples eyes so far apart?

same here brother, ill crack 1st 1 when main card starts.

C'MON FISHGOLD GET SUM MORE FAKIN HEEMS

Pedersoli's last outing was getting Dirty Cowboy'd

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because they're from the jungle where you could get attacked from any angle at any moment

Absolutely based walkout music from Pedersoli

what is it? kind of hard to hear over the
commentating bongs

>italian
>the theme from the film Trinity
BASED

Tfw want Santos, Reyes, Walker all to face Jones this year so that he may have more severe CTE in retirement

pls i want the ko from hadzovic

nah D grants choice was more based
youtu.be/KJAgGB7jKZU

basetti and westernpilled

ENGURLUN ENGERLUN ENGERLUN

I hope he wins he's a really cool guy but he doesn't seem to have much of a chin or power.

Americans are the only people on Earth that speak proper English

youtu.be/oWL0aNH2HXE

>that height

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cringe

Carlo is Bud Spencers grandson.

Dana White's Saturday Afternoon Contender Series

mahersala is fighting

still a manlet

Oliveira's abilty to capitalize on any small mistake his opponents make is quite impressive

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You guys been following the Eryk Anders twitter thing? It's pretty funny

Saturday Morning*

Grant looks like a fish

this guy really really wants to be crocop doesnt he

quick cheeky little heem

HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHHAHAHA

SHITTY REF, SHITTY REF

HEEM DED

HEEM

kino mouthpiece launcher

DWIGHT GRANT
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

He heemed himself

oh god, i just realized its goddard again
is he trying to destroy everything or what

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EARLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Heem upset

HOLY SHIT

That mouthpiece flying out was kino as fuck

WILLIS

Heemd

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Told you guys Dwight hit's too hard for Pedro.

God refs are so fucking shit nowadays

There needs to be a record for farthest mouthpiece distance

Serves him right for throwing meme kicks

wew

heem

Marc Goddard does it again holy shit

Fuck off Kalifag

Cheeky stoppage la'

MIC CHECK 1 2 3
HOW DO I-

MICROPHONE CHECK

judge did nothing wrong

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Brainlets, kys

Dude was ded

early. would have liked to see these guys fight another round

Man, what a great card so far

these meme no name cards are always spicy

BLACKED

Dang. Pedersoli was doing good too but he should stop spamming headkicks and set them up instead.

It was early
Just a tad early but early nonetheless

Getting too much of this shit these days

Retard

i miss yamasaki

I miss Mario

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>faggotsalt

He got fucking bopped, good stoppage, he went limp

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>begging for attention
wow, he slept for 1s, it should be stopped

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Not sure I'm a fan of this opinion that we should let the unconscious guy keep fighting because the round ends soon

Shut the fuck up, retard, he was out cold completely

>t. soft fags

this is the future you chose

I knew someone was getting heemed, should've held that shit

Weebs pls go

Are you guys fucking retarded? The stoppage was good, Pedersoli fucked up by rushing in at the last few seconds of a round he was clearly winning.

Fighters automatically recover 50% of their HP between rounds, so it's perfectly normal to let them eat 10 unanswered shots with their head on the floor.

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Pedersoy is a brainlet

I'm with you bong. Ignore the retards.

heem is full of fucking retarded hipsters, its trendy to shit on every ref now

Stefan Struve and Liz Carmouche on this card. That's a yikes from me fellas

>white "people"

He was still defending himself

Who here /WellHungMakingGirlsCum/

yeah it was a good stoppage, just saw the replay

i was fooled by how quickly he got up and protested but he looked out

A better cut was shown later

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Grant still looked like shit, Pedersoli is just a memeshitter. All you gotta do is not get into a brawl and pick apart Grant at range, sad. He looked promising on the Contender Series

He was unconcious you tool

Shit. Forgot the Czech Republic adopted the new rules

If they were fight each other it would be kino tho

Ah yes, the classic "Cheek on canvas, Arms Out" Defense. Straight out of the MMA textbook! This is why we need better educated refs.

The only ref that understood the warriors code was yamasaki

7 bings until the main card starts

Prague seems like it's full of soy_boys. Is this true euro heemsters

BANZAI

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>If Goddard had been the official in the Silva Bisping fight, Silva would've had a Knockout Win

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The hue that is fighting next submitted our boy johnny walker by rnc

SUPA SOCCER

Marreta is like DMX he does it all for the kids

There's nothing honorable about being saved by the bell. A true warrior would recognize that he would have lost if there was no time limit.

Good stoppage from goddard, guy hit hard af, but wasn't completely out and was looking to grapple. once it became apparent he wouldn't be able to the fight was stopped.
There is literally no disputing the fact that Marc goddard is the best referee in MMA.

Prauge is low key kino

TEENAGE WASTELAND

fuck espn this shit is over 1/3rd bigger than it needs to be

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I think manlet Keith Peterson is the best but I'd put Goddard at 2

Does Jon Jones beat Smif via Liver KO?

espn+ bitrate is garbage too

Kpi 77oo

It's satanic, stay away. The people are the most ignorant in Europe.

ESPN is gonna want so many cards they'll be picking up random heem posters off the street to fill out the card

Yeah it is

12-6 disqualification

Capping this

i'll heem every here at 145

Bellator will go out of business!

It's horrible
UFC should partner with Twitch or Netflix to get actual good bitrates and 720p60 going

>rashad's mini cornrows
Shit looks like it hurts

I'll fight fuck it, heem me good for 10k. I've done it just because I'm wasted, if there's money and training thrown in I'm down

yeah but you weigh 245

Is it really that bad? Can't be any worse than Fight pass, right? (I watch my fights on a TV and the UFC TV app is universally terrible)

Step into my guard little boi

/our ref/

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if i became bw champ would you guys cheer for me

New bread when?

that's the real reason they signed Ben Askren

plot twist: smith gets dq

Idk what stream you're watching but the legit one is great.

>145
HAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH imagine being a manlet, open weight I would legit decapitate you with a jab, straight right hand. If I wanted to style on you finish it with a front kick to your chest

>grapple fag
Why step into your guard when he can just step on your face until you are either crying or knocked out you grapple queer

rashad gotta kill his barber thaty fool fucked his shit up kek

Right up until you start picking fights with smaller manlets

next

Suga got JUST'd pretty hard, looking like a pencil neck, knees exploded, divorced, smashed by Jones, Machida, and smith.

Struve is such a massive can.

Nothing to do with his barber, that's what happens when Jones fucks your shit up

wheres jason herzog?

Didn't he used to be bald? I know he shaved his head but I swear he joined the Hair Club for Men or some shit

Why in the fuck is the UFC fucking /ourguy/ Tferg over this hard?

He has done nothing but hard work over the years, yet he isn't respected at all.