What did Lionel Messi mean by this?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

and people say that this midget is the GOAT. fucking lel

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just sell that old boomer and buy RashGOAT

I don't know

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Why do Ronaldo fanboy fags enjoy getting contantly BTFO by Messi?

>*scores goal of the season*
twain on suicide watch

not entirely his fault.

attacking players will lose the ball. but the team should be set up in such a way that 1 simple pass doesn't unlock them right down the middle.

>contantly BTFO
??

The only thing that matters is the endgame score. Oh, they've tied it already by the way.

>it d-d-doesn't matter

SEETHING MESSOYS
OH NO NONONO

mistakes into miracles

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Why do Messi fanboy fags enjoy getting contantly BTFO by Messi?

Yikes

boy, this thread aged poorly

APOLOGIZE

Yikes

>1 assist in 8 la liga games
>all he does is tap-ins against andalusian bartenders
>chokes in CL
>goat playmaker
Yikes indeed

Yikes

What is it about Messi that makes you seethe so much?

Gypsy rat btfo yet again

virgin

>What is it about Messi
Messi doesn't claim he's the goat playmaker, his fangirls do

>virgin
>Gypsy rat btfo yet again
always a pleasure debating football with Lionel Messi fans.

What is wrong with you lol

>umtiti

lmao

What did Ronnie mean by this?

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This is embarrassing now lol

yikes

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APOLOGIZE

>3 goals + Assist
yea that's a yikes from me

RIGHT FUCKING NOW

get rekt son

>the absolute rural shithole of Romania

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neck yourself gypo

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...and Messi saves Valverde's ass once again; good job twain, you jinx it

DAMAGE CONTROL

The greatest there has ever been (any sport)

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This thread fucking stinks...i wonder why

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>griezmann
he cute

You mean the 3 Goals and 1 Assist for a 4-2 win? That's what he meant by that.

jimenez now thats a player

*sips*

so tap-ins against 5th place make you goat now?

cringe

>It's Messis fault that Suarez couldn't finish any of the four huge chances Messi gave him against Valladolid
Y i k e s

lmao end yourself gypsy

Imagine being Romanian, you've already lost the lottery of life at this point. Now imagine spending all your life shitposting on Yea Forums and consistently getting BTFO by Messi.

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That GODin goal was actually a Penaldo OG

SEETHE
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I respect your ability to keep fighting a lost battle
it's like the boxing scene in cool hand luke

>it's Suarez' fault Messi keeps choking in international games since 2005

>assists Suárez
Heh nothing personal twain.

wew
GOAT
O
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Seething faggot.

Fuck all Ro*anians 2bh lads

the man has more assists than most people have goals

Based

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>tfw check the score of this game and Barcelona ended up winning 4-2 and Messi scored 3 goals

kek

an OG means the initial ball direction is off-goal, then the ball hits the defender and it's on goal.

not quite clear tho in Ronaldo's case, maybe, but the replays showed the ball heading towards the Juventus gk then Ronaldo unintentionally nudged it to his left. not sure that's a OG by standard definition.

He even gave an assist.

Why couldn't he do it against Germany?

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*makes your "goat" disappear*

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a similar mistake in CL will send them home.

Also dat neat weaker foot precise finishing on the second goal.

Sad thing is now no one is remembering how shitty Valverde is and how terrible Suarez has been

All posts done by non-Romanian/Kiwi flags ITT are pure fucking cringe

>a mistake
if a blocked pass at 1 m from the penalty box is a mistake then it's time to cancel football.

>the soiboi of sevilla
Now do it in a big match instead of choking.

Rent free.

>lads, Messi can only tap it in against shitters and has a shit assist rate
>LMAO HE SCORED 3 AGAINST 5th PLACE SEVILLA GIPSYY BTFOED
okay.

>Sevilla isn't a big match

El ColombiANO, señores

i dislike eevee more than most but today he was actually decent in his adjustments.

>being this mad
take care of your pressure good sir

you're not being honest, Messi had better options and that was predictable as fuck.
if that was Suarez you would have shat all over him.

who are you even quoting you dim twat?
you need help. having fictitious conversation with made up people in your head isn't right or healthy.

The best ever,LOVE YOU KING!!!

How's Vaclik been doing overall anyway? He was always pretty great for Basel, but is also one of the few losses they've been able to replace well

>there's a person who really does post messi hate threads/posts on a DAILY basis on Yea Forums

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this confuses and enrages the penaldo dickriding gypsy

You still alive dirty ball sucker? Well look how to play football xD

>the absolute state of OP

solid arguments.

Memes aside, why do you care so much dude? Can't you appreciate both Messi and Tsu?

Gypsy negro on suicide watch

shanta pls

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for me its paella farmers

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idk what that means but you seem upset.

What is it about messi that triggers you so much?

sa imi sugi pula de taran besit

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you just can't stop jinxing it do you?
>is romanian
>can't speak romanian
>speaks spanish
alfonso's conspiracy theory proven true

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yea how silly of me to make that thread before an away CL game against Roma

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passing the ball to an opponent 1 meter from you isnt a mistake dont worry :)

based

indeed, how silly of you
>mentions bale in his post
>bale scores
OH NO NO NO YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP HAHAHAHA

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This would have made more sense with "no"

No it wouldn’t.

This kills the gypsy

absolute state of OP

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Why is it always an american?
Are they just trolling?
Do they like to larp as retarded?

>acrobatic tap in

Thanks for the (you's) fgts

funny how you cherrypick, he has 13 assists in 25 league games this season but you cheerrypick one completely irrelevant period of time to say "he's shit"

you are pathetic

Romanian girls are hot

Imagine being a romanian gypsy

No they're not. They claim thay they "love" you. Then they push you to marry them. Then they divorce you. Leaving you behind with 50% of your properties because you thought thst she wouldn't give you head if you didn't put your properties on both names...

>score a hat trick against Sevilla
>aka the team who just got btfo by - of all team - RENNES
is Rennes the new Barcelona?

You feel stupid yet?

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Am I being ebinly drolled? That was Betis.

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I for one welcome our new french overlords

I give you the goat

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Shouldn't the flying ball touch the ground before you can kick it if you are in the penalty area?

Messi’s third finish was his best. Only plebs disagree.

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>tfw this will get animated soon
>Steely Dan's three page Ora ended up being a 40 second beat down in Stardust Crusaders, so this will likely be almost 2 minutes long

No. Don Bradman.

>5th place Sevilla
thats still a good club, guy

guys, question please. forgive me.

who the FUCK owns the rights to broadcast soccer highlights. I cannot find them on any platform. where are they.

LMAO
what a fucking thread!!! THANKS LADS

No problem, Alien Overlord.

Why are La Liga defenders so shit?

Messi is the best. Yea Forums naturally backs the contrarian, in this case that would be Ronaldo. The fact that Messi is reigns supreme on Yea Forums, is the ultimate proof that he is the goat.

there is no debate, only people making fun of your retarded obsession, not that any form of debate on 4channel actually matters even if one takes place

glad you like messi mr alien

>tsus in front of you

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based romanian got Yea Forums on fucking strings.

is this old man's story true?

Explain how would you defend a midfielder who plays on the right side suddenly attacking his opposite wing (for the first time in 25 minutes) in which you already had to mark Coutinho and Alba, putting a perfect cross with his weak left foot to the best player on history who sends a first touch volley to the upper corner of the goal. Or the offside rule, that might be harder for you, gitANO

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Should have been retaken. Sevillel player has to stand 9m away.

A random second Bundes player just scored the same goal.

OP COMPLETELY BTFO!!

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Does that random second bundes player also score 50+ goals a season for a decade?

kinda early, but that's probably the goal of the season. flawless execution

Probably not, he's a centre back.

Number 20 should be on the line number 21 is.
No way that happens in ligue 1

lads, why does the ronaldo cocksucker post from different proxies? is he that insecure?

Only if glove hands touches it first

no, Benis beat Barca 4/3

Take a bow

>Does that random second bundes player also score 50+ goals a season for a decade?
probably not, but at least he didn't lose 4 international finals with his national team