OFFICIAL 3PM KICKOFFS THREAD

Just the two top-flight games at 3:00pm this Saturday due to the League Cup final tomorrow/shitty TV scheduling/European competition:

>AFC Bournemouth v Wolverhampton Wanderers
>Newcastle United v Huddersfield Town

Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!

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Neutral Atlanta fan here *holds up spork*

A L M I R O N
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>two top-flight games at 3:00pm this Saturday

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Big game today, eh?

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Poch trying to fight the ref cos he lost ahahahaha

>Blades away at West Brom later
>One of the biggest games of the season so far
>Can't watch as I have a birthday party to attend

Tigers Tigers Ra Ra Ra

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A birthday party? You 10 son?

Newcastle team

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Waiting to see this 4-3-3 take out Barnsley

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>5 at the back
>at home against huddersfield
Rafa OUT

>Ritchie and yedlin
>defending at all
Nah with the team we've got this is as attacking as it gets. They'll be providing the only width, hayden and longstaff to hopefully keep recycling the ball, just up to how well the front 3 can work together

planning to win over 250 quid on bets today

>steves been nursing his groin for a while

ooo err

American on my stream just said Ozil has been vital for Arsenal

>POO PEE ARSE

>Burnley with Heaton
Unbeaten in 8 league games, conceding 7 league goals,
>Burnley with Hart
Lost 13/20, conceding 41 league goals.

"Steve McClaren will get us promoted. I have faith." said some idiot on here.

>Hart is shit
News at 10

kek some lad was asking yesterday why Spurs were a laughing stock

Lads, Lads, Lads, and everybody!

>villel

FUCK SAKE NEWCASTLE

TROLLPOST

Almiron confirmed elite

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING NEWCASTLE

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I hate that BA Advert. I hate the backslapping cringe-fest that is modern British identity.

wtf moutinho clearly played the ball

everyone does it to be fair

bullshit penalty for bournemouth

hipsters be pulling their cocks off over bournemouth v wolves

Anyone got a stream link for Newcastle Huddersfield?

honestly whats the point of goalposts

This

>mi'waw

8d5aa78cb48e854d053580c608dd7b80d5fc1408

But I thought the championship's richest team would be walkking the league?

>modern

You've always been like that

CAM ON LEEDS

L E E D S
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>red card

>huddelsfield

>huddersreds

This is Norwich board

It never used to be so twee. Sickly, almost.

i unironically rate preston

ogre

No excuses now

CAM ON YOU ALMIRON

Alex Neil is a good lad

>LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS >LELDS

This is a /Blades/ board lad.

Bristol Rovers 1-1 Sunderland

GOAL - Bristol Rovers 0 Sunderland 1 (Luke O'Nien 25')

don't think there was a single norwich fan on this board before this season

What did they mean by this?

They're in good form at the minute, could well finish just out of the playoffs by season's end

they've got the finnish bandwagoner fanbase now

some sunderland autists have popped up recently

Fraizer my son

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Absolutely was

Is Almiron, dare I say it, good?

sold by ashley in summer

>One nil down to Wimbledon

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pukki

Ah City what are you doing lads

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kenni

pukki

>pookey

>manager serving touchline ban
>down to 10 men after 25 minutes
>still winning 1-0
The Great Escape is on

Fuck's sake Norwich

>

I fucking hate how shit refs can be in the National League, linesman just gave offside from a corner and the ref has awarded a dropped kick instead.

That's me out for another week

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Salford losing again. Wew.

FUUUUUUUUUU

>3-0 up before HT

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>3 goals conceded in 20 minutes

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>20 minutes in
>keeper sent off
>no keeper on the bench

Fuck.

Need Chris Martin on, m8

my god how many fucking chances

Chris Martin used to get his mates to walk into pubs and announce his arrival. Beccles cunt.

Never thought I'd miss Kevin Stewart so much. Only getting Ridgewell in January for defensive cover is looking fatal too.

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soccer is gay

no u

>3-0 at half time but your team is so unpredictable you're not certain they can keep the lead
The worst feel

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Your parents named you 'Soccer'? Bit weird but good for you m8!

good
up the fucking moors

pls score

remember when stewart was signed and he was looking utter dogshit

completely different player

as for january signings are you really surprised they did fuck all

what game?

dion dublin is a based black man

>playoffs looming
c..can PNE do it lads?

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you're still miles off

Not surprised, just disappointed.

Summer's going to be fun. Another batch of lads out of contract and Adkins too. Imagine a manager leaving a club because his contract ran down.

Actually pretty based desu

Yup theyve been so unpredictable this season its not even funny.

>ull

>english "cuisine"

are leeds and norwich having a contest on who can choke promotion the hardest?

i don't have any scrap metal mate leave me alone

RONDOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

pls b in RONDON

drinking apple sourz and 7up

Based Kevin Ellison turns 40 today. He's still tearing it up for Morecambe, absolute pro.

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Longdong

L O N D ON
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>huddersmeme

NORF

Literal shrimp

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Ah yes, I remember being 14

>being english

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kys

i remember too
FOY this isn't /mls/

imagine being english lol

ayyyyyyyoze lmao

>Shuddersfield

based

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AYOZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Literally the worst team in the Championship.

>3rd goal directly from corner this season

based mulgrew

I'd rather eat dog shit than overprocessed yank garbage

Actually, the biggest current chokers in the top 6 are Leeds, fewest points since New Years of any of them

Will Newcastle ever not have the worst kits?

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>implying I like american food

Mate a sausage sandwich is fucking based

>wrexham and salford losing
this is literally moors' year lads

>Dull Shitty A.F.C.

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oh my god i farted and shitted

That ain't sausage

yes, when norwich promote

>QPR about to lose 7 league games on the trot
Will he be gone by the next game?

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The brown ale years were great

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no, THIS is a sausage
*whips my cock out*

QT MICHELLE OWEN

Brent4d

HAIR ISLAND

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fucking nice

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Ok I didn't read it, I am dumb

>German sturms in to give his opinion on sausage
Colour me surprised

Thank you Norwich!

girls who look like little boys are the best girls

Literally how does he keep getting hired?

he won the eredivisie

this

>they'll just rehire Holloway

Can't tell if nonce or extremely based

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And he's also been a huge failure in his past 5 jobs

Who looks at him and thinks "ah yes, Steve is the man to take this team forward"

oh ok how far do yall think i can fit this drumstick into my anus? t

Did I hear the radio correctly when they said the Blackburn goal went straight in from the corner spot

...

>kennedy in

wtf happened to him

the same sort of idiot who thinks gary rowett will get a team promoted

>Can hear your local team's stadium from your flat
>You can tell when they've scored from the crowd

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get in villa

Leicester v Palace on BT later lads

Norwich will win in the 90th minute again because they just won't FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's done alright at some of his jobs, Twente and Derby being particularly good ones where he served multiple periods of management on the back of the work he'd done the first time he went there, and other than them he only had 4 other jobs:
>flopped at wolfsburg, but still had the hype from his twente work when sacked and could have just been seen as a move too far at that time
>forest was shit, but lots of forest managers were shit at that time, and he went straight from there to twente again where he did a decent job that helped his rep again, followed by derby with the same effect
>flopped at newcastle, but again was a long run of managers to flop there, went back to derby to continue the work he had been doing about 6 months prior and had a decent patch of form again
Then it's to QPR
So tl;dr, he does enough decent work every now and then to save his reputation when it goes wrong

>Na'arch

66th minute m8

based Norwich

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Based Norwich dabbing on this farmer league

Hashtag United 4-0 Holland FC
just hand us the title now

oh no no no

jammy shits

the champions of the finnish league would finish bottom of the championship with less than 5 points

>us

>huddlesfield right now

i was born and bred in hashtag m8

Thanks for bailing Derby out Norwich, keeping us within reasonable distance of the playoff places

GAWAN LEEDS

SOLIHULL MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS
FA TROPHY SEMI FINAL HERE WE COME

No shit :D

fuck these posts

Holy shit villa scored away from home

BIG TEAR UP AT L666S
don't stand a chance mate

4 (four) times off the woodwork for Newcastle

enjoying watching Newcastle
>whatisthislife

i need 3 goals for £614

Still frustrating though... should be 4 up

hretg67tgy7y 67yuhjn ughhhh fufvbnj

3 goals in?

In any match?

>EDDIE MEME

the wolves equaliser meme again

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How long will almiron be at newcastle at this rate?

>EVERYTHING IS A PENALTY

rotherham and wolves scored
just newport now

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6 months

era Bournemouth

we meme game now

Going to Liverpool for 50m in the summer

SACK THE FUCKING LOT OF THEM

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I'm sending you my big dick energy

I'd cash out mate

>5-1

Probably should get around to cancelling my booking for a hotel near Wembley.

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wew

simply can't mate
have to ride the wave and hope

>1st place has changed hands 28 times in championship so far this season
best league

I’d cash out
>t. never cash out

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Cash out lad, £100 in your piggy bank that

king missed the p[penalty

but another era penal Bournemouth

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no

they’ve had 1 shot on target in pretty much 90 minutes, don’t be silly now lad

wtf - it popped up here and then vanished

can't mate
i just can't

>going to europe next week
>finally see a game that is not on in the morning

feels weird

C'mon villa!

Please!

What game are you going to?

what game?
you're not wanted btw

>Solihull Poors

>conceding a hat trick to said bananarama
State of Hull today, the lad's had 4 goals all season

I think there might be something to the rumours that grealish is a coke head

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sadly none. I will have to find some way to watch.

First time in europe so doing tourist shit.

I am going to have to find some way to do the tour of all the english big stadiums

>Ipshit

fuck off

entire team has been wrong from the start but two of the holding midfielders are ded

>news of jose wanting lascelles

lol why did he do anything good at newcastle

The Eternal Deano in its truest form.

>w-we don't call it soccer

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2-0 mk dons
absolutely raging

>news of jose wanting lascelles
What? jose who?

>football tourist
cringe

>sprinklers

lmao

Newport have had 2 shots on target now

>betting on league 2

YOU'VE BEEN UDOH'D

I'm going to Barcelona in July and you can bet you're arse I'm going to visit the stadium

>SPRINKLER MODE: ACTIVATED

oh come on it costs a lot to get there and all the stadiums here are shit

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i said a hip hop a hibby a hip hip hop and you don't stop the rock with the bang bang boogie

It's called alliteration

solhull moors just missed a penalty in the 100th minute lmao

wew

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Christ

Leicester v Palace: WBA v Sheff Utd: