/bundes/

if you had said Ingolstadt I would have presented you 5 working streams, but no service for Zecken and retards, sorry

ICH ZERFICKE DIESEN SCHEIß VEREIN!!!!!!!
AAARRRGHHHHHH

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Gott strafe Österreich

he already did by giving us strange neighbours

how is kauczinsky so full of energy at pauli but was just sitting around doing nothing on the sideline for ingo?

I swear if they fuck this up too I'm going to choke a few people in Müngersdorf.

>Der TSG 1899 Hoffenheim blüht offenbar ein lukratives Transfergeschäft – und ein neuer Rekorddeal. Wie „Sport1" in Berufung auf eigene Quellen berichtet, steht Angreifer Joelinton (22) kurz vor einem Sommer-Wechsel zu Newcastle United. Die damit verbundene Ablöse würde sich für die „Magpies“ auf rund 60 Millionen Euro belaufen.
What
the
fuck

joelinton is good ok

I know, but 60mil is still a bit extreme desu

Seriously a few years back top class attackers like cavani or falcao cost like 60m what the hell man

Who cares they have the PL money so there is a 50% tax.

Obviously not happening. Not with Ashley in charge

/bundes/ is love
/bundes/ is life

Why can't German teams succeed in the champions league?

lack of ambition, bad coaching and lack of individual quality

that was close

What is the best example of German humour?

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>look up some 1848 folk songs youtube
>comments are full of autists complaining about the BRD and Merkel

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Damn. Maybe SAP could spend some of this money to hire a good replacement coach and actually retain some of their squad.
bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/hoffenheim-joelinton-vor-60-millionen-wechsel-nach-england-60310334.bild.html

I meant not on Yea Forums ^^

If I were German that'd 10000% be me

these guys
youtube.com/watch?v=cbB3iGRHtqA

*on youtube

I got into Wagner, not because politics but because good music, comment section is basically /pol/
pretty based

The 50+1 rule should be abolished. Prove me wrong.

For me, it's Tristan and Isolde

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I-I can't.

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Debussy rules
Wagner drools

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Why is Modeste not playing?

You're a down syndrome if you think that
However, yes yes Debussy is based

Remember to always finish on the Bach and never on Debussy though

The gaffe asked him if he wanted to play but he offered up his position for someone else. I guess he's a little too modest :))

>dumb anime jew is for the removal of 50+1
Sad but predictable

having a sugar daddy worked well for HSV and 1860

Modeste needs to earn his starting spot again. Terrode and Cordoba are by far the most sucessful striker duo in the 2nd buli. Would be pretty risky to force Modeste into the team, just because of his past.

>still no Schaub
its like they dont even want that draw

Deutsch ist die Saar,
Deutsch immerdar!
Deutsch ist unseres Flusses Strand
Und ewig deutsch mein Heimatland

Lasset es uns in den Himmel schrei’n,
Wir wollen niemals Knechte sein,
Wir wollen ewig Deutsche sein!

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I always bought him in fifa 16
Him and Moritz leitner were the goat fifa players

I mean DREXLER of course

Racist giving the whole*Te boi all the credit

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What a goal that would've been O_O

nice reflex save

/bundes/ is quiet today, where is everyone :(

why are you even awake this early on a saturday?

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I'm hear bby

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>7am
>Early
God, get off this site and enjoy you're youth you zoomer

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Just got in recently, night shift at the hospital

okay that makes sense

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that was close

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Are you nurse (female)?
7 to 7 is tough

Based Zeitspiel

based modeste

BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN BESCHEIDEN

No real interesting buli matches today desu

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because the bundes isnt interesting

>No real interesting buli matches today desu
>was ist Düsseldorf vs. Nüremberg

true

Also mainzzzz vs schalke might be worth a quick tune into so that you can say you watched the most boring mätch every played in the history of the world

18:30
Fortuna Düsseldorf
1. FC Nürnberg

wtf

Mainz is really the most boring team desu

>Brainlets can't into the Topspiel of this Winter

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Da wurde jemand von Modeste gut Verlaaten.

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topspiel uezala

uhh

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who are these people?

390

WIR SIND KEINE BOTS

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how do you know?

Spain absolutely dabbing on Germany atm in legends futsal

Who cares? We're watching the pokemon trade card speedrun.

this shit is the most embarrassing stuff ive seen in a long time

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We arent bots? Whats going on her

Eggsblain

What did I miss?

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>2019
>Ribéry

I thot you had this saved as shinku or some shit like that

Shamefur dispray tbqh. Thought all 1/128 germans rode buyern dich?

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COME ON YOU WOLVES

t. man with wolfsburg purse

german youtuber and some of their 17year old fans are demonstrating against the Artikel 13 in the most cringe way possible and some guy is livestreaming all of it. (its almost over now tho)

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i watched wolfsburg game once. it was depressing

where do you guys get ströme

es ist buchstäblich nichts falsch an der urheberrechtsreform

Me on the right

Also what is artikel 13

geh weg katarina

So what's the latest on James?

I hope this place will become pay to post soon
fuck all those poorfags here lmao

these schalke kits are eyecancer

I don't like Bayern

Uploadfilter.

now that's an hottake

upload filters for every post on twatter and fakebook
nothing of value was lost

more like pay to pubs

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We're watching Konferenz right?

vipbox.im/watch-bundesliga-simulcast-/-konferenz-stream-1

TOR IN FREIBURG

BEDERSEN :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Petersen der alte Wettbetrüger.

yes yes

Well that shit is probably pretty crazy and is ripe for potential abuse, but such is life in Germany

es wird keine uploadfilter geben lmao. mieseste google propaganda.

Top scorers of the big 5 leagues end of season:

>La liga: Messi
>Serie A: C. Ronaldo
>Premier League: Aguero
>Ligue 1: Mbappe
>Bundes: Yussuf Poulsen

>flagged offside
>skies it anyway

thanks to brave people like her

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Bin in dem Thema nicht so drin. Was bedeuten Uploadfilter?

Girls I'm going to do it. I'm going to watch Mainzzz vs >Schalke.

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what happened to le underrated man?

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>her

rumours have it that it's because alcohol and depression

>Tuchel doesn't want him
>transfers to Galatasaray
>can't play because of a formality
>transfers to Stuttgart
>actually plays ok
>goes to a brothel with youth players and then gets beaten up
>thrown out by Stuttgart
>now 3. Liga

>Schalke

>schalke

>getting scored on by le 2 caps for Austria man

Good goal by Mainzzz desu

shambolic defending tbqh

>Schalke

redpill me please. how does this schalke coach still has his job. he plays unwatchble football and even the results are shit.

your Messis, your Ronaldos, your Poulsens

he meme'd his way to 2nd place last season

somehow absolutely overperformed last Season and our retarded Manager gave him a new contract. also no Coaches on the market rn

bit of both

Onisiwo, now THATS an Austrian name if I've ever heard one

stupid lewa

>schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke >schalke

>Oshitka

schalke look chaotic as hell

Will Tedesco change between Fährmann and Nübel every 2 matches now or whats the deal there?

TOR IN FREIBURG

GRIFO

Will Stuttgart overtake Augsburg in the next weeks?

Mensch, da muss Córdova doch seine Negerbirne hinhalten.

no. Nübel is the new number 1. however he was gesperrt the last two bundes games and fährmann was promised to Play in the dfb Pokal way before the red Card. also he has "earned" to Play in the UCL because it was "his merit" aswell

what should I 0nkaufen now

>16th place has 16 points
based

>ribéry

>schalke has 23 points after 23 games
based

Some one bost the Bayern stream please

cdn.livetvcdn.net/webplayer2.php?t=alieztv&c=80474&lang=de&eid=768095&lid=1122393&ci=36&si=1

ICH BIN SCHÖN
ICH BIN SO DOLL
ICH BIN DER ANTON AUS TIROL

can only repeat myself. no Dreiecke, no Laufwege, no Entscheidungsfähigkeit, individuelle fehler, no Aggression, orentiation always to the back first, no passgenaugikeit in the last drittel, no selbstvertrauen

>diving after losing the ball
he cute

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buy our food

based boomer

GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT GERHARDT

Monchengladbach are so slipping

Those look delishus desu

lays bake rolls uezs

/ourguy/?

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>Auagsburg

>schalke

looks like a poor €/kg investment to be absolutely desu with you

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>the city of Augsburg

Is Petersen, dare I say it, the GOAT?

>Da Mongs

>Grifo

augsburg are awful

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Buyern utterly toothless, might drop points.

My goodness bayern is so damn bad. How did they score 50 goals

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joa iregndwie schon^^

based freiburg

I say Awoooo to the play of the wolves

t. Man with wolfsburg purse

WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER WELTMEISTER "BICHI" EICHENBICHLER

can we just consider the absolute state of >our league for a moment?

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Lol how bad is man shitty that couldn't win against this awful team?

Aua aua meine Burg

do you regret having sold your dortmund purse or have you never looked back ever since?

3 years later we still don't know what an Eisenbichler does

The Mainz president sounds autistic.

buyern is either going to lose or draw. this is just poop.

he lass mich

Why do they have a gay longhaired social media homo like the one from ran nfl there?

Aren't most Germans?

post half time schlake

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How much longer until Baum is fired? Their defending's woeful and loaning out their only semi competent CB has hardly helped

Gladbach - Wolfsburg stream anyone? :3

I don't want to get banned user

schalke have no gameplan

you dont say??

dont worry user
i allow it

:3

KHEDIRA

they are in a weird spot, it's not like they are playing bad

Come on FC Munick. I want you to lose to the Berlin Capital franchise

cute pigeon

rainolive.com/soccer/channel-04.html

you looking for bundesliga-streams?
I see, I like denmark, the people there are really net

guru guru guru

lel, what's with all the empty seats in the buyern toilet?

>thiago

lmao that dumb ngubu sprinting only to end up putting the ball out himself

Can someone post a picture of an African American man from Mobile Alabama and a green text of a bundesliga team of your choice?

>hertha are on the break
>switche games
reee

They're two points above the playoff spot, and it's not like today is the first time they've given up more than one cheap goal

KIRI KIRI KIRI

more unforced errors than my kreisligamannschaft...

families paid for a win and left early, upset

>lewa

MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ

lame

wtf is the goalkeeper doing

JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI

JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI JAVI

>augsburg
epic

SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN
HEY HEY

>Gregoritsch

DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING DUSELMUND SHAKING

>coalman
DDDDDDDDDDDDDD-:

>Coman ded. Again.

no era

MEHMEDI MY SON

MEHMEDI

DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOLVEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

t. Man with Wolfsburg Purse

>coman
oh no no no

>kikburg
rest in piss

>coman dead again

lel

his wife is gonna have a rough day

>Müllel

btw where the fuck is martin schmidt? too busy fucking jana?

Does the Bayern bench have a sign that says Dead Nigger storage?

Batzelona liegt hinten

RIP meine Kombiwette

boomern are so zzZZzz

der Trainer muss weg, heute noch. gibt gar keine andere Option. einfach nur lächerlich was die da auf den platz bringen.

>schalke

>schalke

THAT >SCHALKE DEFENDING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>SCHALKE

>schalke

PUNKTGLEICH

>schalke

no era

Nö. Der Junge hat nen 1,0 Fußballtrainer-Abschluß und ist amtierender Vizemeister.

But seriously, I can't remember the last time a professional team defended a cross this bad

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>schalke

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Schalke are so fucking on edge lmao

CHANCENLOS gegen Mainz. lass das mal sacken. da MUSS was passieren heute.

>"play" like shit
>want penalty
>argue with ref

based tedesco taught them well

>Schalke

Sounds pretty normal to me

Schalke without a manager and trainer in a couple of hours. Classic.

What do Wolfsburgfags think of John Brooks?

imagine playing a 3-back with this shit defense
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAH
>Schmalke

>mateta

ich bin wirklich der letzte, der den trainer-rauswurf fordert. aber das ist einfach nur lächerlich. die GESAMTE Saison ist kein Konzept zu sehen. nichts. vorgaben Fehlanzeige. die schieben sich da eine scheiße auf dem platz zusammen das geht auf keine Kuhhaut. die Grundlagen sind ja nichtmal im Ansatz vorhanden. alles per zufall. kein plan A oder B. was trainieren die die ganze Woche? einfach nur noch lächerlich.

+++ BRECHEND +++

kicker.de/news/fussball/bundesliga/startseite/743053/artikel_verkuendet-heidel-noch-heute-seinen-ruecktritt.html

+++ BRECHEND +++

lmao this is getting a bit embarrassing for schalke

lül. Oldschool >schalke is back

>HECKING

MEHMEDI

>getting
>a bit

ROT

>schlacke

>SCHALKE

>schalke

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>SHITBACH
>SCHEISSE

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Trainer raus, Manager raus, alles neu. geht nicht anders. hoffentlich wird die halbe Mannschaft nach dem spiel totgeschlagen.

this is great

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>Berliner Affenzirkus

>Müllel

>augsburg

>Müllel

absolute state of Augsburg

>when Heidel came and people said he would turn Schalke into Dortmund

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Mueller is so cringe, he needs to quit.

>MainzzzZZZzzz would have killed pep

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the fuck? how is that a red card?

this ref already working hard on becoming one of the worst

Man >Schalke are so bad without McKennie

>Müllel

>getting exposed by literal Karnevalsverein

lewa is such a little lying bitch boy

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>pep struggled to score against this defense

who is getting fired first?

baum or tedesco?

well, Kloppo was 18th with Dortmund

just don't act like you are in the hood elmo

>Schalke can realistically get relegated

baum will get fired the next days probably

Geil gleich das absolute bwin Toppspiel des Jahres geil ey

based

I would be more disappointed with Tedesco if I were a schalke fan. Bunch of skilled footballers, but even after 1 1/2 years they still can't play anything other than sit deep + hoofball.

in any other Season? yes.

but with Nürnberg, Stuttgart, Augsburg and Hannover? no way.

ouch

red for being a Holländer is ok

>16 Mio € for Rudy

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Baum, Sir Dreyfus
dann tedesco, weil der spasti nicht mit vier Verteidigern spielt

>english defenders

I think you mean Wurst.

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> schalke
nice

>schalke

tfw Nürnberg gonna win today

can't believe bayern got away with being dogshit thanks to a GK brainfart

>getting 21 shots on goal from mainz

>schalke

I don't regret it.

>Bayern winning the league with shit football
>Schalke completely imploding
>Gladbach choking as soon as they have a chance
>Dortmund choking as soon as Reus is gone
>Neverkusen failing in Europe against literally who
will this shitty league ever stop being so predictable

can't wait for this amazing topspiel

socialist 50+1 needs to stop RIGHT NOW moruk

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Seems like >Schalke is save because all the shitters below them are even worse

3 massive points against the mighty Hertha

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It's Leipzig's year

If Leverkusen wins 0:7, Bayern will be first

Leverkusen will destroy Dortmund, then lose their next game against Freiburg. That's what the club is all about.

bayer vs dirtmund will be such a bore

>saves German football

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gonna fap to mizuno asahi

>

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post post match lewds since there weren't any halbzeit mädels

Ohh no, can't believe a coach who's football philosophy is to park the bus and get lucky with standards fails miserably once his luck runs out

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Why is Stuhlgang so comfy?

based

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>Düsseldorf - Nürnberg Topspiel
WTF end this clown league now

not comfy if you drop a splasher

based
I for one am greatly anticipating the dusseldorf-nuremberg game

I have diarrhea very often so I can't relate

Where is this picture from?

for the same reason anal sex is

Is this the end of the laptop-trainer meme?

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>Grindel is unlikab-
"Der Amateurfußball hat in unserem Verband einen so hohen Stellenwert wie noch nie. Das haben wir von Karl-Heinz Rummenigge durch seinen Ausspruch 'Im DFB haben die Amateure das Sagen', bestätigt bekommen", sagte der DFB-Präsident zu Beginn seiner gut halbstündigen Grundsatzrede.

Annal sex is like that?

then you should stop eating trashy fastfood

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youtube.com/watch?v=miEar87NymY

cringe

I eat healthy, it's a general health related issue です。

You need a stool transplant

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it's both about prostate stimulation

Gemüseangebot im Netto ist so dritte welt man, aber nur die haben den TK Seelachs den ich so gerne mag

>Netto

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Went into a N*tto once, was a terribly depressing experience

>schalke
columbo alter

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>Die Königsblauen werden sich in der sportlichen Führung neu aufstellen. Sportvorstand Christian Heidel hat dem Aufsichtsrat des FC Schalke 04 mitgeteilt, dass er seinen bis zum 30. Juni 2020 datierten Vertrag auf eigenen Wunsch vorzeitig auflösen, spätestens im Sommer sein Vorstandsamt niederlegen und somit seine Tätigkeit für den Club damit beenden möchte. Der Aufsichtsrat hat diesem Wunsch entsprochen und wird sicherstellen, dass eine zügige Lösung für die sportliche Neuaufstellung gefunden wird.

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Junge nur noch Drexxspiele heute ich bin raus tschö mit Ö!

here's some unirony:
Heidel was their shot at becoming a top 3 team and he made good transfers and it wasn't his fault that they all either died or imploded under a huge meme coach. feels bad for >schalke man.

Where do you buy your alcohol, /bundes/?

The topspiel is trash. I'm going out for a walk.

>Schalke going into self destruct mode again
nice

Aldi, Rewe, Kiosk

true

based fortuna is going to save themselves today.

i believe in a 3:0,kownacki twice and raman with the goals.

I don't, drinking alcohol objectively sucks and is herd mentality as fuck.
t. not even muslim

echt so und dann haben die immer nur eine Kasse auf

>Tedesco born 1985
> literally younger than me
>looks like a 40 year old

working at >schalke does things to a man

based boomer

t. muslim

Schalke will soon realize that Heidel wasn't the problem.

Tedesco press conference will be really awkward, i reckon

wallah ja ok aber alkolo is trotzdem haram brudi

How does Lidl rank in bundesland?

Here Netto >>> Aldi

Same... drink almost never as well. The only alcohol I can really enjoy is Hefeweizen and some dark beers.

Aldi is better than Netto here

Lidl is the best discounter

Jz kaltbach gruyere

Hertha BSC is coming to my local club's stadium for a friendly this May. What should I expect? What would be a better epic troll: wearing my Landon Donovan Bayern Munich kit or my Pulisic Dortmund kit? I also have a Tyler Adams Red Bull kit.

thx in advance XD :)) (:

No, aldi is

imagine conceding 5 goals to FREIBURG. would honestly consider to club auflösen.

Penny > Aldi = Lidl

reasonable opinion

imagine being this poor

my lidl sells exactly the same shit as my netto but with a different packaging

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>Bestburg vs Worstburg
What did you expect? Also remember when people itt thought Augsburg was the next big thing? tip top kek

youre might be on to something there, keep digging

What the fuck is a netto

someone explain what sacking the manager but keeping the coach will change in the short-run.

Literally nothing lol

But I drink alone to ease the pain

Securing relegation, just like in Cologne last season.

so buyern has finally caught up. it's the 23rd of february. good run, bundesliga. bayern didnt become meister that late in years.

Just do excessive amounts of sport.

the feeling of having done something might give hope to the team and fans
that or the smell of chaos in the air will drag them down even harder, who knows.

how, the manager isn’t involved in the daily business with the players and upcomin* matches. they should sack retardesco as well.

sadly Hangover, Nürnberg, Schuttgart and Auaburg are even worse.

Stuttgart looks a bit better since sacking Reschke

They will, but it seems Heidel already resigned on monday.

Man it'd be so funny if schalke we're relegated ^^

>we

TEDESCO RAUS

TEDESCO RAUS

Stöger rein

Bayern boomers are getting old, so naturally they are a bit slower.

KELLER REIN ABER UNIRONISCH

is this you?

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>New Orleans
Nö
Also cringing hard at that account

Laying Keller off was the dumbest thing Schalke did in years. Remind me again what lead to that.

It’s not always the same Netto, we only use Hundenetto but they have a different one too

>With Reus in the squad, Borussia Dortmund have collected 2.01 points since he joined the club from Gladbach, without him just 1.69. The difference is even more significant this season, with Reus in the squad Dortmund have collected 2.42 points and without him just 1.69 points.

i ACTUALLY believe Reus can carry that pile of shit (dortmund) to the next round

Lemur at glubbcucks

strangely alcacer is also 100% dependant on reus. this team has messi-syndrome on steroids.

lmao

speaking of which..he scored again a hattrick and also an assist lmao

what did he do?

That has to be the most ridiculous and retarded red card ever lmao what the fuck is this league

He literally tapped a a guys cock at the halfway line when the keeper had the ball lol

seething

I'm a düsseldorf lifelong, it is just funny in a crazy way

>I'm a düsseldorf lifelong

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wright in a benis :DDDDD

Why aren't you at the mätch mr. ozglu?

> düsseldorf nürnberg topspiel
lmao

They played mediocre football and already had their >schalke slapstick moments here and there. But got good results pointswise (which is the only thing people seem to remember right now). A similar situation like the last ~5 years of Wenger in Arsenal. They also had a great youth generation incoming and thought they should have the same results as Dortmund, but didn't realize Kloppo was an absolute anomaly.
Keller is a good coach but not as good as people make him.

EXCUSE me?!

CLUBERER AUF GEHT'S DRECKIGE DÜSSELDORFER NIEDERMACHEN

>Jetzt brennt es auf #Schalke lichterloh! #Heidel geht sofort in die Kabine, die Spieler werden beschimpft. Der Block ist halbleer. Und das nicht mal ein Jahr nach der Vize-Meisterschaft - bitter! #Tedesco hatte die Tränen in den Augen. #S04 #M05S04 @BILD_Sport

>Tedesco hatte Tränen in den Augen
och nein der arme...behaltet ihn und lass zusammen absteigen!!

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nuremberg's coach looks like a zoomer cuck

kek

if der club and 96 weren't the shittiest teams ever schalke could get relegated

top spiel im keller ELKE

why the fuck are nuremberg trying to build from the back??

Why did he shaved only half of his head?

this is what a true bundes topspiel is all about

2 top teams giving head to each other

Tuchel would have won the league with Dortmund this season

WHAT A BLOOTER

re

>Schalke about to hire Boldt
lmao, enjoy the south american frauds

>park the bus
>waste time
>long ball forward and hope for a blooter like that

top tier tactics, the time wasting is only gonna get worse now

it's not like they had much of a choice, being down to 10 after 2 minutes

t. terrorist

bayern going to turd with uli being back and having kovac as a coach. dortdmun being utter trash without reus. gladbach having hecking as a coach thinking they are good like schalke last year. leverkusen being leverkusen. is leipzig the only hope the /Bundes/ has left for the future?

>nailsmeme coming soon

>implying they had any drive forward

the sooner they fuck off to 2nd bundes the better

Leave bundes to me

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they always were #eotb

Well, they were trying to build out from the back and getting cucked by Dusseldorf's high press. Hoofing it was the only non-retarded way to go about this game.

Literally no one thought that

I think because of winning the Meisterschaft 2001 and also because he is completely retarded.

Rainer Calmund to Schalke confirmed

How is Calmund still alive?

Kohr in

eating

Meisterschaft 2011, i am also a retard.

probably some "Mr. Burns syndrome"
youtube.com/watch?v=aI0euMFAWF8

bayern will win their 7th consecutive league title next week

how do you fix this shitheap of a league

50 + 1 must die!

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make it similar to the del by shrinking it so that the only good clubs have more matches against each other while clubs which don't belong in either erste nor zweite can form a middle league where they suck each other off while only the 1. Bundesliga matters anymore.

Der Offenbacher Rechtsanwalt Dr. Manfred Weinberg (* 21. April 1902 in Offenbach) war bis 1932 Vorstandsmitglied des OFC und konnte in dieser Eigenschaft in letzter Minute verhindern, dass Adolf Hitler am 16. Juni 1932 im Kickers-Stadion eine Rede halten durfte. Nach der Machtergreifung der Nazis am 30. Januar 1933 bekam Manfred Weinberg wegen seines mutigen Eintretens gegen Hitler die Rache der Nazis zu spüren. Gemeinsam mit dem Kaufmann Ernst Oppenheimer wurde er gezwungen, auf dem Wilhelmsplatz mit einer Zahnbürste kommunistische Parolen zu entfernen.

basierter nachtragender Autist

>mfw actually watching topspiel

Also how can I learn Herman quicker

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warum nachtragend?

that's a fucking penalty

>Nach der Machtergreifung der Nazis am 30. Januar 1933 bekam Manfred Weinberg wegen seines mutigen Eintretens gegen Hitler die Rache der Nazis zu spüren.

kekd

ich bin nicht der Autor du Dreifach-Autist

Aber ich spreche von Hitler? Duhm?

WHAT A BLOOT

>mom i used a sentence pointing at Hitler without making it clear again

lmao

lmao nuremberg on suicide watch

>mit einer Zahnbürste kommunistische Parolen zu entfernen.
ok this is based

Martinez Interview was really cute

how can you even lose 3:0 against MainzZzzz

Your really cute

übelst schwul amk :D

Tedesco still not out?? wtf

YES

Based :Düsseldorf
What's amk means

lmao nuremberg are fucking savages

*Taps your balls*

are nuremberg confirmed relegated or what

poor glubb is literally too poor for first /bundes/

the champions league looks close tbf

How can one of the best German cities drei im weggla be to poor too bundes

why is this fat cunt still allowed to post here?

beats me

Who got it better than us, Fortunabros?

I'm going to fuck off to the station soon, going to see based Kyōto Sanga vs Nīgata.

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Co to kurwa

How many of you are Heimscheißers?

>How many of you are Heimscheißers?
Ask me how I know you're Indian :P

Heimscheißen is wortwörtlich Jungfrau tier. Fuck your employer and waste his ressources, also get paid to shit.

Based GLUBB

WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US :DÜSSELBROS?

What brings people to support clubs like Nürnberg?

Masochism

Enjoy the nasty toilets while I shit in my bathroom so clean you could do an open heart surgery

>feeling so weak that you are afraid of germs

glubb is based but also insanely poor
simple as

these

ICH WAR NOCH NIEMALS IN NEW YORK

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redpilled

ICH WAR NOCH NIEMALS IN TÜRKEI

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I'm bored

Anime is for fags and I'm glad you haven't been in Chicago

I used to be at school because of the shitty toilets but at work it's a great way to waste 15 minutes

im zweiten läuft professor t

Your me

1. anime is not for fags (i mean unfortunately it could be for some fags, but its not exclusively for fags ok)
2. cant take anyone serious who comes from chicongo LMAO

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dann sauf dir 0n r0n

>1. anime is not for fags
Yes it is you gomo
2. Chicago is okay. Better than jew York in a very few respects

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typical day in Kot-bus

>KKK in Germany
Literally what

if i ever come to chicongo i will mysterio 619 your fat ass

cultural appropriation in its best form

okay

ja prost hier kollege

I'm not today fat and watching wrestling of even worse

slimey, stinky mr. burger is a BIG BIG baka tßh

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he isnt wrong you know

U mad bro?

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who are these people?

Hab'gemacht neue

...

I miss him lads ;_;

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