OFFICIAL BURNLEY v TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR MATCH THREAD

The "We are poor" derby. Or, more accurately, "penny pinching misers".

Kick-off at 12:30pm GMT with coverage on Sky Sports PL.

BUR: Heaton (c); Taylor, Mee, Tarkowski, Bardsley; McNeil, Westwood, Cork, Hendrick; Wood, Barnes.
>Subs: Hart, Lowton, Gibson, Gudmundsson, Brady, Crouch, Vydra.

TOT: Lloris (c); Aurier, Alderweireld, Foyth, Vertonghen, Rose; Winks, Sissoko, Eriksen; Son, Kane.
>Subs: Gazzaniga, Davies, Walker-Peters, Wanyama, Lamela, Moura, Llorente.

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NO FUCKING TRIPPIE RREEEEEEEEEEE

*breathes*

Left - Soul
Right Soulless

>Kane
based

where's alli

K A N E

2 weeks off a return still

Wasn't Kane supposed to be out for 2 months or something? What happened

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For me, it's Mee.

He always rushes back from injury because he likes playing so much.
He seems to be a little bit slower /less agile because of it though.

Burnley is such a shithole we should just make it part of Wales

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

Thoughts?

hes on roids

>'we'

British house prices are too expens-

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With Kane back, Tottenham have a realistic shot at the title.

Searched for Tottenham and weirdly found nothing

Area around Tottenham is unironically worse.

He's rushing back from injury before people figure out that any cunt could play up front for this team and get 30 goals.

>tfw I could sell my car and buy a house outright
Almost tempted desu

that actually looks comfy

How well built are terrace houses in England? Can you hear the neighbours through the walls?

Don't Stoke realise that Banks didn't win the WC while he was with them? The fuck are they doing?

Did the yank club he played for have a silence as well?

>go on football connection
>all streams lead to footybite
>the site is down
ok then

If you’re a sardine, maybe

Nice view as well

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Depends entirely on the age. I live in a victorian era terrace in London and I can hear next door.

use to live in one and could hear the couple next door arguing all the time

Honestly with Kane back so soon Spuds are in this race.

CAM ON CAIN SCAR SAM FAKNG GALS!

>walk up the stairs
>turn 360° and jump into the bathroom

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Mauricio pochetitties

dubs and Burnley win
trips and Kane dies

>Ashley Barnes represents Austria

Shilton was better. Banks was shite.

ey boss, lemme get that acestream cuz

9:30 pm
The best time to watch football

I hate tiny kitchens like those

>English housing

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I would open a spice store there

wtf korea? its 13:30

I bet you move that 'house' to central London and suddenly it's $800k

Soviet housing suddenly seems almost luxury after seeing that

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>It's a half the field is covered in shadow episode

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>tfw the new stadium casts a horrible shadow too

How many world class tap-ins will Larry Bane score?

Naturally, yes. Yea Forums is full of people who don't understand that location is the most important factor when buying a house.

>0-0
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

2030 here, even better

If you had to live in either Burnley, Stoke or Blackpool for the rest of your life, what would you pick?

your dubs wills it

and New York?

STREAM!?

>teams captain is the goapkeeper

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Blackpool is out as I don't like the beach, probably Stoke

ashley barnes is the greatest austrian footballer of all time

A stream is a body of water[1] with surface water flowing within the bed and banks of a channel. The stream encompasses surface and groundwater fluxes that respond to geological, geomorphological, hydrological and biotic controls.[2]

>literally rip the guys shirt
>foul
?????

Unironically similar prices. I live in Stamford, comfy 40 minute commute to work in NY for half the price. Living in a big city is a meme

Can't see a fackin thing, lads

*yawns*

Yes I was reading about prices for houses near Silicon Valley and they make London look cheap.

Nice sponsorship boards, some Chinese mortgage company and now VISIT UZBEKISTAN

I've already been, its nice

>Kane

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>Monster energy

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In Chinese, do Chinese boomers exist?

>SOMEONE TOOK A SHOT
I REPEAT
SOMEONE TOOK A SHOT!

haha imagine if burnley was spelled bumley

The low stand and the shadows cast on the Burnley pitch are unsuitable for the PL.

LOL

Also imagine if there was a team called Burtot

Better than oval faggot stadiums.

I literally can't see shit

Have a poo

Blackpool, so I could ride The Big One (formerly The Pepsi Max© Big One) whenever I wanted.

Low quality and low energy game. Llorente should replace Kane soon

kino, makes you focus on the ball play and dynamic instead of your faggot poster boys, are you watching the game or the players?

Not for television it isn’t. The quality of picture for this game is horrible.

Burnley by far, it's small so you can get to the countryside quickly, Stoke is horrible and Blackpool is suicide inducing.

>framhouse biscuits
"The Farmhouse Biscuit story begins many years ago in Lancashire at Higher Oaklands Farm when the McIvor family began baking and selling traditionally made biscuits."

why is son playing in the box

No it isn't there is one dark strip and they aren't even playing down it much.

State of streams these days

Imagine if Sean Dyches wife came out as a lesbian, she'd be called Dyke Dyche

What is the best British biscuit, and why is it caramel digestives?

>kino
Fuck off gayboy.

>winks

8163bad419df82665af981e1a060edc382df9cc9

for interested farmhouse biscuits ad is between crown oil ad and this stupid red shit ad

You don't just watch the pictures you can hear the atmosphere while watching at home. Oval stadiums are gay.

I wonder if Spums realize that they need 3 pts from this

You're right, but you're gonna be a fat bastard if you keep eating them

For me, it’s chocolate HobNobs.

Based. I owe you some slags at half time

lmao seething blindfags time to get speccies

I hate foyth and winks

southgate's clone is watching lads

okay this red shit ad is ladbrokes

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>it’s a Mike Dean episode

Whats happened with redditsoccer streams and 69? Where am i supposed to get acestream links!!!?!? Fuckers

>Winks
>can’t wink properly

footybite

What was that footybites website with all the streams on, lads?

Jesus you cunts are useless. Here

footybite.com/football/burnley-f-c-vs-tottenham-hotspur-f-c-preview/

Discretion is the better part of valor

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Burnley are crass, inelegant and dumb. Perfect metaphor for brexit.

>footybite, you say?

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poor winking form

>korean
>post iconic polish league match
what?

Things you do that you think no one else does;

I keep a leather-bound journal standing alone on a tall, thin marble plinth beside my toilet. I call it the "Poo Log" and each time I have a poo, I record it in the "Poo Log" with a Writers Edition Antoine Saint-Exupéry Limited Edition Fountain Pen from Mont Blanc.
In it, I describe what type of poo it was (viscosity, texture etc), the duration of my excretion and I give it a final rating on how satisfying the excretion was.

Footybite is shit desu. No English hd links at all. Always some dumb russian shit

Hello Gary Lineker

the russian stream is best though

ALRIGHT LADS FOR DYXK SAKE SKMEINE TAL TO ME PLEASE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>gives a direct link

this is illegal

what s your fucking problem with russian streams?

Then stare at the wall ye stupid cunt

old.reddit.com/r/footballconnection/comments/atu48r/1230_gmt_burnley_vs_tottenham/

calm down ruski

>giving a fuck
They're all nigger tier streams on a nigger tier site.

calm down paki

why doesnt Kane just score some goals?

Whatever happened to Nick Pope?

>Burnley's fans chanting racist things at rose

Classy Brexit scum

This is 4channel guys, come on

Why doesnt Tottenham just score like nigga it's just Burnley lmao

Nice, based Poleland

Shutup you southern nonce

why are they booing Rose?
a gówno panie oficerze xD

More like Pick Nope

Based, good post

Eat twice as much cock as everyone else you cuck

Does doping make it easier to come back from an injury?

the problem with son is that he always tries to walk it in

What Sahn needs to do is score sum more fahkin goals

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It can do

Wow thanks. What is this though lol. Doesn't look like normal leddit.

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ask De Bruyne

Exotic

have burnely done a single thing?

Omg cancel the bale purchase NOW Levy

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>kqne

are you diabetic yet or do you only eat like this at the weekend

Terrible, awful choices. You're missing Mccoys flaming grilled, a lion bar and a can of fanta.

That’s what steroids are intended to do.

They've had the best chance so far idiot.

What am I supposed to be looking a..oh I see it now.

VISIT
UZBEKISTAN
NOW

Is it too early to drink boys

help me out pls

wtf I want to visit uzbekistan now?!

For me it's Burnley

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Unironically couldn't even point to it on a map

life is too short NOT to visit Uzbekistan, what are you guys waiting on

I've been drinking since 11. The rugby is on after this

Nah, start early. You got a couple of premier league games, the ruggers and some boxing if you fancy it. Enough sport to get you through the day and evening

visit rwanda arsenal ad is more hilarious in my opinion

Ahem...

FUCK SPURS
FUCK BURNLEY
But most importantly...
FUCK NIGGERS

It's the sort of country that flights going to it crash.

your team wins the treble every year for the next 10 years but canada ceases to exist


do you take the offer?

Where the fuck is son

Stop mocking the Uzbekistan ads. It clearly works otherwise companies wouldn't spend million on advertising

Why would most of Arsenals London fanbase want to visit the country they've come from?

haha epic bro this place is so much cooler than reddit lmao

>Tottenham padding up the shots on target stat with soft headers
What's the gameplan here?

Depends on what is now where Canada was

why

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Brexit voter

Thinking of starting a petition.

"BAN CHINESE LANGUAGE ADS ON FOOTBALL BOARDS"

Is Uzbekistan a club?

Visit Besiktas

To visit the shallow graves of their families they left behind

Remain voter

>Goes to ethnic aisle in Asda once

Why don't Burnley like Rose? They don't boo other blacks on Spurs team, only him.

Hilarious mate. Why don't you go back to the ashes you oven-dodging faggot?

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>ban successful businesses taking money from the highest bidder

Sure that will go down well la

>scores a deflected goal in 85 min
>"WE'RE IN THE TITLE RACE LA!"

don't worry Brexit will surely stop it

Is that you in the picture? :3

he smells awful

liverpool have had a bunch of gameluck this season

Lester > Spurs

Hit a nerve there, mind the gap Adedayo

He's English

>79% passing accuracy
lmao

Blacks just love arsenal don't they

Arsenal is the blacks clubs of choice
Spurs is the whites clubs of choice
Chelsea is the cucks club of choice
Westham is the retarded club of choice

Burnley supporters are about as English as you can get.

btfo

Leeds?

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Because he's a racist midget cunt?

I support Leeds and have been to Turf Moor quite a few times, not much animosity.

>Spurs

Mediocre when it counts

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Based Seamus

>beaner
>UK flag

what a shit game

>paige turner
*closes the book*

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Yes but Rose isn't white

Vertonghen for left winger REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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*goes on holiday to Tuscany for 2 weeks once*

I see myself as more European than British. Brexit is a mistake.stupid working class brexiteers were uneducated

*east a Spanish meats plate from M&S for dinner*

fat and ugly

Hadn't noticed

They're fucking welsh

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Nowhere near.

>Austria's manager is in the stadium to watch Barnes
>the absolute state of Austria

They'd be so lucky to be from gods country butt

that's why city will win

I literally hate those faggots, im from West London, and places like Richmond and Chiswick are just full of those wankers.

this

:/

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What is the best cathedral in England

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:D

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>McCoys Flamed Grilled Steak
Most overrated flavour. Chargrilled chicken, Thai Sweet Chicken, Bacon Sizzler and Mexican Chili are nicer

So what were your thoughts on the game, lads?

Cagey affair with Burnley getting the better chances of both teams.

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Notre dame

2, 3, 1

Norwich

sagrada familia

would

Britain should introduce a makeup licence

For me, it's Llorente on at half time

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durham is a good shout

dumb bitch

You didn't get a picture of the Jan the goat banner from that game did you?

>Just for you Mr president!

Cardi B in the Pepsi ad is pppppppppppPPPPPPPEEEEEEEENG PENG PENG

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Got you covered baby

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Why do yank commercial breaks repeat the same ads like 3 times in one break

To be honest lad I need a back massage but am scared of going to those massage parlors.

fuck off nigger

tottenham will neither lose nor draw another game this season.

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I stg literally every advert in this country is targeted towards people from London

u jelly

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"We" can do this

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Ad companies are based in London and Londoners think the whole of Britain is London

Wasn't he LW in the NT

Wasteman

You may get a cheeky handy

because americans are retarded

Is there even any cockneys left in London? It seems like all the white people left in that city are those smug neo-liberal fags who work in finance.

What did she mean by this lads? Does she like him

they all live in essex now

Oh look, Alex Scott

Wanna avoid that shit desu

She cute

What are you, gay?

Seems like it would be quite nice desu

10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1....

she manages to make most other pundits seems well informed, which is an impressive feat

zZzz

When is Kane back from injury?

Next season

imdb.com/title/tt5780736/

I'm from the future. Spurs win 2-0 with one goal in extra time

LB not LW, while he prefers CB with Toby

>short corners

I'm going back to bed, this game is facking shit

Can you tell me what time my mummy comes home from the shops with the hot dogs I asked for?

Don't get shot on the way

Hello

If we draw a game this season I will fackin riot

nice strike

She comes back after I've given her my hot dog m8

Yes

You would know

:3

is this game boring or am I mistaken

its a spurs game what did you expect

Based Burnley

I hope you aren't black

why can't joe shart be in goal

its a burnley game what did you expect

Thanks, at least I don't need to worry about getting stabbed.

webm of that Kane shot?

Sean "if he's a nigger I'm pulling the trigger" Dyche

He sharted his career

>foyth

I'm not from London

*laughs*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAH

OH NO NO NO

>yids

>spuds

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA
>Spurs

>SPUDS
WE'RE CHALLENGING FOR TITLE WE SWEAR

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>spurs

hahahahahaha

LADS, IT IS TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR

>YIDS

BURNLEY BURNLEY BURNLEY

Lads, it's Tottenham.

>scrottenham shitspurs

Friendly reminder that Tottenham ALWAYS lose their next game when pundits start talking about them being potential title winners.

Godfuckingdamnit, every goddamn fucking fucking time god damn

AHHH QUICK QUICK SIGN SOME PLAYERS FROM AJAX

>spuds

>mfw this match thread was hidden as it was caught in my "brady" filter
Seeing it's Burnleh maybe it's for the best

>muh title challenge

LEL

>mention title challenge
>spurs lose literally the next day

Classic

OY VEY

w-we put pressure on
HAHAHAHA

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Burnley would win the Bundesliga

That corner shouldnt had even happen

Foyth you mouthbreather

so, it happened AGAIN

>spurs could realistically win the league

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Proper Brexit football this.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I MADE MY MISTAKES

What's better for Liverpool, for spurs to be in or out of the title race?

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Wasn't even fucking close to being a fucking corner. Useless cunt referees fucking us over again. Fuck off you fucking useless cunts.

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Was that Steve Bruce in the crowd?

>us

>Rose

It came of vertonghens studs

spurs need to get rid of johnny foreigner and bring in some proper brexit lads

THIS FUCKING NIGGER CANT CROSS FOR SHIT FUCK

which one

>us
what part of tottenham are you from?

>Poch says it's like a cup final match
>loses

Pottery

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Are you allowed to hang off the goal posts when the ball is in play?

the pacy one

>1-0

hahaha

Aurier doesn't cross so Rose

Cringe

based

The black one

need to be a bit more specific

K A N E

apologise

KANED

the pacy one who has no actual ability other than being fast

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KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

89th minute winner

KANE

KEIN KEIN KEIN KEIN

>the greatest striker in PL history is back

APOLOGISE

KANE I FUCKING LOVE YOU

based

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PROPHETICAL

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

BOOM

obviously offside

bullshit refs

>1-1

hahaha

What a goal, didn't know Kane could do this

nah still not doing it mate can you try and be a bit more specific

Apologize to Rose please

Why was he not offside, can you not be offside from a throw in?

rose took the throw in about 10 yards from its actual location but that's ok apparently

wow

no

And remember, Spurs don't draw

>this horrendous facebook tier'''''''''meme'''''''''''

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>getting an assist off a throw-in

>Zoomers

Ask Ronaldinho

Fucking customer kys

miles offside, but i want us to win, so fuck it

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>the home of football

nice bait

the one with the ape like facial features

There's no offside in throw-in boy

no offside from a throw in

I’m listening to this on talksport and every ten minutes they have to say ‘brought to you by justeat...’

Son has been shit this game, take Kane off NOW

>but that's ok apparently
I mean, yeah. When was the last time a player actually got told to take the throw in from exactly where the ball went out?

based rose jewing some extra yards for the throw

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based

quite often if you actually watch football

Idk If you guys are talking serious or no

spurs just wont go the fuck away

still too many fitting your description this seems like a lost cause

Pls learn the rules of football

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should be red

>Chris Wood

cool name

Foyth is so useless hahahah

>JUAN FOYTH
>JUAN
>FOYTH
NIGGER WHAT

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*downloads the Astroplay app*

they are like skin cancer - you tought this shit rjgrn

ROSE BTFO BASED BURNLEY

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hendrick you mick cunt

proper brexit footy this

Zurich signed a player called Nicolas Andereggen this window. South America has a bunch of random expat communities. Pretty sure there's a group in Patagonia that speak Welsh

>son

just carrying out sean dyches instructions
take out the niggers

There's this cunt next to me in the pub who keeps saying "good dinner" instead of good delivery every time a player makes a decent cross.

>Took a 8 point hit to bring in Felipe Anderson and Son to my fantasy team
Why am I such a bandwagonning brainlet?

Son has been absolute dogshit

Can’t see

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glass him in the face

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imagine being in the premier league in 2019 and having zero black players
the jews must hate burnley

It's currently a draw but It shan't remain that way it cant

hello redclit

Yet here they are drawing with a team in the final 8 of the champions league

>being on Yea Forums in a public place

you seem the most obsessed about it than anyone. i'm black and i don't even care.

haha yeah mate the jews innit

serves you right for being down south

based white men

Based cats know how to get attention

>Lame la

Spurs playing 4 4 fucking 2

spurs still have to play chelsea, city and liverpool away. i'm not worried about them getting anywhere near the title.

Lamela backwards means salmonella in Welsh

>Tottenshit losing the title race before it started again

kek

Don't care about that made up language

im currently masterbating for the 77 minute since start of the match. dubs decide which player i would cum

chelsea have fallen apart
city will dick them
liverpool will choke and draw

sissoko

Stop making fun of us

All languages are made up, retard.

Chelsea are going through a slump, they'll be doable, especially if Sarri is still there

Hope Solo

Not true.

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haha u have a nice pussy, haha if it was raining inside u would have a wet pussy xD

Gongo M'bongo

Ribery

burnley could realistically win the league

Is there any chance of Spurs finishing out of the top4?

Solo, Hope

>ten minutes left
>60 posts left

Very aesthetic thread I must say.

CAM ON KANE

If we fackin draw a game...

When did Tottenham win the superb owl wtf

that korean on the pitch

Spurs threads are always the best. Not too fast or slow

OH NO NO NO

BASEEDDDD

Barnes is a fucking League One striker

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL

LADS
IT'S
TOTTENHAM

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OH NO NO NO

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How about if you lose?

>spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds >spuds

Holy Goaloni

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WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Title """"""contenders""""""

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love winnin'
love losin'
'ate drawing

simple as

LADS

>stream suddenly stopped

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LADS

ABSOLUTE STATE OF THAT DEFENDING

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LADS
IT'S
TOTTENHAM

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unfortunately, no

why are spurs so shit?

>slipping to Burnley, KEK, never change spuds

>bottling it before putting the pressure on

new low for spurs

>we are gonna win the title

>SPURS BACK IN THE TITLE RACE
>IMMEDIATELY BOTTLE IT

EVERY TIME

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What a shitshow. Tottenham deserve to lose playing like shit desu.

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TOTS, IT'S LADDENHAM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

>Sperms

Based

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How do you beat the Bundesliga leaders and then turn around and lose to Burnley

It's not fair, why do the media keep cursing us

Friendly reminder that Barnes is probably going to end up declaring for Austria, despite having fuck all meaningful connection to the country. And no, one grandparent isn't a meaningful connection

>white power btfoing the kikes

based

Burnley are actually good.

was in this stream haha

kikes really hate germans

chelsea are inconsistent, not dead. you think they're just going to let spurs have a party on their ground?

the white race wins again

I should’ve settled on supporting an oil club like every other shithead american

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Kane will equalize at 90+3

It's Tottenham

>le never draw team

No pressure in the the CL, people said spurs were challenging for the title this week

Lad, it's Tottenham

Burnley would win the bundesliga

yes

he's already played for their u21s i think

imagine being a club who can't even take the pressure of attempting to put on the pressure

Bauernliga

MAMA PUT MA GUNS TO THE GROUND

I CAN'T SHOOT THEM ANYMORE

how can you not love based white burnley
they are literally /our team/

looks like the lame la sub lost spurds this game

kek

That's literally the entire Irish national team. It takes away any connection to the team for me.

If he can't even speak German he shouldn't play for them end of.

We won the beat Dortmund trophy, who cares

Based white people

Because Dortmund is shit carried by one or two players. Last season it was pulisic. Before that it was Dembele. And now was Reus.

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literally who gives a fuck

A
Fucking
BURNLEY

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The thing about Spurs is they always try to walk it in

U20s back in 2008 apparently. Doesn't make it any less of a joke. He wouldn't even be the only player Austria has like that either. They need to do away with the grandparent rule desu

hope they will trash toiletham

maybe if spurs had less black players they might have won

lmao spurs blacks are losing it, based burnlee

Spurs need a proper regista

LADS

kek, never change you fucking mongs

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Looks like Sean ”white might is right” Dyche wins another 3 points for his Burnley ”global white supremacy” FC.

>regista

another pedestrian season for spurs

3rd in the league is the new mid-table

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how can white people be so based?

Stop spamming

>win every game without kane
>lose game when kane returns

Hmmmm

/3pm/:

Spurs completely ref balled by a liverpool fan today, Mike Dean should not be allowed to referee big games like this.

This but unironically

Spurs have not drawn a single game this whole season

their throw in for the goal was taken from an illegal position

Dubs decides what pornstar I fap to angrily after this shitshow.

Sorry that there is more than one person with the same thinking.

kane got his goal though which is presumably all he cares about

Screenshot that based Burnley fan NOW

The Burnley corner that caused the first goal wasnt a corner either desu

None. Get a gf

Funny thing is how the spurs players reckon they are too good for spurs and should go to madrid/Barca etc yet they are bottlers

It's almost as if players blame everything but themselves

based white men BTFO of the kikes and niggers yet again

Yes it was it came off vertonghens studs.

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Christian XXX

is this the power of the norf?

based

Lexington Steele

no it didn’t you mong

>spurs trying for a last minute pen

Based

watch it back you retard

Larkin love

>rainbow shoelaces

NORF NORF NORF NORF

CAM ON 'ARNES HAL DA FAKIN BALL!

>norf > sahf

Is Burnley norf or middul?

either way
>souf

reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/atvpnf/burnley_11_tottenham_kane/eh3okfh/

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"Don’t tell anyone," Harry Kane says, in a quiet poolside opener to the lithe, blonde girl lazily reclining on a sun lounger looking radiant in a 1950s style bikini. "But I won the World Cup Golden Boot." She turns to face him, sipping from a water bottle. "What’s that?" "It’s like a—" he stops himself. "You know what, don’t worry about it."

Later that day, Harry Kane, in turn, goes round each girl at the poolside in exclusive invite only the Maldives hotel, quietly telling them about the golden boot. “It’s a trophy you get for scoring goals,” he says, leaning back and scratching whilst an east-asian instagram influencer (1.8million followers) looks bored. “I’ve got a few of them, actually: got one for the Premier League… Premier League again. Then World Cup."

The sun is setting, the day still hot, the the breeze soft. Harry Kane tries again. "I've won the World Cup Golden Boot, it's y'know...for football". The focus of his attention, the stunningly pale ginger woman with a pixie haircut frowns behind her sunglasses, lazily asking, "So have you won any actual trophies, then?" "Not exactly," Harry Kane then mirrors her frown. "I've just always liked goals. It’s for goals." Pause. "Yeah," she says, "Right".

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BURNLEY BURNLEY BURNLEYYYYY BURNLEY BURNLEY BURNLEY

There's another good PL game today? Or just tomorrow?

source

>North London

just nuke it

Proud norf

>Kane
>understandable English
Fake

Poch losing it.

Poch seething!

lads

Oh great, now Poch is going to get a touchline ban

Just watch sevilla v barcelona

Based Argie chimpout

Lexy Lu, apparently.

POCH IN MELTDOWN
TITLE DREAMS IN TATTERS
BOTTLED IT AGAIN
LADS ITS SPURS

There was a young boy in the crowd there wearing a Man U jacket

webm?

poch cracking up

whoever wrote this should be fucking gassed for missing out any breathing reference whatsover, but it's too late now

The absolute state of Spurs, my fucking sides.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

it’s as if Yea Forums has written this, I am in a computer simulation

>waaaaa much corner

Shouldnt have conceded the goal corner or not. Its fucking Burnley

poch on the ropes

The title race is over

Based Poch having more of a back than his players

Moby-Dick; or, The Whale -
Herman Melville (1851)

meet the most powerful man in world football

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Oy mate, that's the Slayer of Spurs you're talking about.

HAHAHAHAHAH

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It looks like Dean said something.

just watch astra - hermannstadt in 30 bings

>this is our season la