/cric/

this is the worst south african team ever?

OOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo fernandOOOOOOOOOOOOO

love your work

Dizzyspinzx the real mvp

tipping another Perera century

BASED LANKA

fucking faf is furious lol

been saying since 2016: kusal mendis is a gun

OOOOOOOoooOOOOOoooo fernandOOOOOOOOOOOOO

can hear his deep voice seething every time Sri Lanka get a run.

this is the GOAT crowd band

Can you hear the drums

couldn't be happening to a nicer bloke

what's up with the chanting
sounds like it's coming from the vatican

shit captain though

>VI VANT A WIKET

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being sarcastic, whenever you say that it's with loathing

holy fuck Faf is seething soo hard hahahaha

state of fart's fielding

VaruNa LasaNtha: "Even the Traffic Policemen have joined in to watch the match with his helmet on through the glass window of TV sales Shop.. Municipal Council Garbage Collecting man providing analysis and pavement hawking banana seller providing counter arguments.. Street shoemaker asks everybody to be quiet and enjoy the fours.. Its crazy here in Colombo man.. " --- Scenes

till you whit beys we could do wiv a weeket here

all together now lads

>oooooooooooooooo fernandooooooooo

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SD: "These are wonderful times for Asian cricket. Hopefully, in the next ten years, we'll see Pakistan, India, Bangladesh, Afghanistan, all complete their first Test series victories in Australia and South Africa (and England, NZ and WI where applicable)"

good on them.

Maybe the real jannies were the friends we made along the way.

got days still to play and they're not even pretending to take their time with it

too easy for sl, boring match

If you ever need explosive diarrhea hastily drawn from someone's asshole, let me know

What's happening to the test rankings after this?

*plays perfect straight drive*

what are your fees?

shant be playing Pakistan at the world cup in case we lose
cant handle the bants

need the kiwi laughing girl with the south african flag superimposed

Australia > new zealand > safa

hopefully they fall dramatically, they're second at the moment lmao
based NZ may get to no. 2

>these seething south afrian screeching

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Oye Hoye

Ironically, I do it for free

i'd like to commission your services

Faf is such a sportsman,

He is so humble, I cannot believe Australia treated him so badly.

>kiwi laughing girl

If someone gives me an HD stream for RSA v SL without pissing on me, I'll do it.

RaBLACKA into the attack

big hit

is there a bigger cunt in cricket than faf?
>been found guilty of ball tampering twice (2ice)

*tune of Stricken by Disturbed*
I knooooooow
And I am squirting the diarrhoea from my pants
The janny will have to come clean it uuuuuuuup

thoughts on aflx ?

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I remember mintgate, what was the other one?

BUT I STILL CALL AUSTRALIA HOME

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was caught rubbing it on a zip covering his pocket i think

I SAID if SOMEONE gives me a STREAM

rubbed it on a his zip

He's the reason they don't have zips anymore

hls.goodgame.ru/hls/157756.m3u

this is a perma channel.

the offer has expired

genuinely don't mind it
reckon it needs minor changes like being 9 a side but otherwise it's not that bad, looks fun to play
hate all these people obsessed with how shit it is

/r/cricflix

fuck off gill

did they have zips before? what was the point of them?

you dropped this mate

>8

keep ya cock in ya trousers m8

i understand it was our first /afl/ thread of the year but it was pathetic, we need to shape up for the weeks to come.

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>talk shit about /cric/ when AFL games are on
>start talking about your shit footy game in /cric/

>tommmMMMYY

GOAT COMMENTATOR
GOAT BAND

GOATLANKA

I'm mocking afl you dumb cunt

definitely deserves its place on Yea Forums

dont need that shit here

extreme autism

/cric/ is not good

is steyn, dare i say, finished?

...

thank you chaps

geeze this south african mob are a bunch of ugly cunts

needed more unfunny comments about abbos and boongs, really added to the atmosphere

Sri Lanka on elite middle order watch

youtube.com/watch?v=yOMVOSSayyk

racist

>Beat them at home 3-0
>Beat them in SA 2-0 next tour after getting pumped by the shittiest Australian team in decades
When was the last time back to back home and away whitewashes happened for any team?

>Dumb cunt Sri Lankan UberEats driver couldn't find my house just down the road after an error with the GPS with me repeatedly telling him and sending him where to meet. Dunno if that sours this or not.

wat?

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thanks for the 8 m8

>Was Ravi bopara singer before becoming a cricketer

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1/3 of my ubereats drivers have got lost and had to be babied to the driveway by mobile

BASED

look at dis dood kek

>Pradeep D: "It's a world cup year, so SA are removing the dust from their choking manual from the cupboard"

BOP BOP BOP

BIDDY DIDDY DIDDY

BOP BOP BOP

BIDDDY DIDDY DIDDY

still don't have a stream lads

Fail Stain

read the thread retardo

OOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOO

hls.goodgame.ru/hls/157756.m3u8

your link 404s fuckhead
worthless post

*breathes* retaARRDOOooOOO

BOP BOP BOP

Rugby League Football

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catch more flies with honey my Ta moko'd Taurangan

did you even read the 8 lad's reply?

is dying in this country thank god

>ramping in tests

>Ntini

When was the last time any team whitewashed another specific team in a consecutive home and away leg you dumb mong?

who the fuck is this

>neckbeard tripfag posts shitty heavy metal image and shitty inferior football code
cringe

>sri lanka are about to be the first asian country to win in south africa

someone show me pissrats face please

Sri Lanka are /ourguys/

>nightshit

Halsey got a tattoo in Adelaide last week but didn't even play a show here. Went to a real derro suburb to get it too.

some /nrl/fag pay no attention to it and it will go away

just buffers for me

trip on richo

manly up I see lad

love clicking on
fire hydrants
cross walks
mountains
shop fronts

hate clicking on
traffic lights
buses
cars
stairs

download native HLS extension for your browser lad

I just made that up and that's what everyone calls you? Kek

use download buster extension lad

works 75% of the time, if it fails just refresh the page

me what?

tried it in the past and either worked poorly or completely broke the website

Sheldon Cottrells send off

Y/N

nightshit

yeah I did. Won't load in firefox or safari

try this instead then, you shouldn't get any more of those ones that make you keep clicking

4chanX btw

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works for me lad

It works on safari

>AmLOL

DROPPEDEM

won't open on Safari either. Might be too far away. says something along those lines on the reddit link

nah it was a zip on the side like for a pocket
don't see the point of one this far down for test whites

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youtube.com/watch?v=t5HgIK2yk00

works for me

would have killed myself if I were south african desu

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Try refreshing the page. I didn't have to install any extensions.

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*kills Phil Hughes*

install native hls plugin for chrome

>yankees cap
>celtics shirt
makes me think, but not too hard

I am not nightshit lol

don't bostonians hate blacks

>byes
KEK

bit going on here

Kek

guys i just fucking love test cricket

The end is nigh

lads, has the fat man...gone?

not counting my chickens just yet

wish this test wasn't ending so soon, i'm getting peak drunk here

OOoOOOOOoooo SWEEPNANDOOOO

Caribbean and Sri Lankan test cricket domination on the cards

would love to punch de koks head in tttt

looking forward to when that sniveling little cunt comes here to face australian crowds

Un Deux Trois...........Voilà

calm down davey

newfag here bla
what's the meaning of tttt
as in x

This music is fucking epic

*vacuum cleaner noises*
NOOOO LET ME OUT I NEED MY ZIPS

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that goodgame stream lags like shit

so true

D A V E Y
A
V
E
Y

>scatman
what did he mean by this?

post of the year tbqh

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This

tough titties to trump

THIS IS
THE
POST

so what now lads?

To tamper the testes

Sri Lanka with a sniff here

it doesn't if you have the native HLS extension installed you fucking MONKEY

you should not be streaming it vlc/mpc-hd whatever the fuck you use you should be playing it in your browser

back to my elite 240p stream

GOAT LANKGODS

tabla
x

>bla cunt appears
>then ***** appears

hmmmm really makes me think

bit rude mate just followed the link I was given

is me bla, blabla
x
x

>steyn smiling after a series defeat loss

T H E F I X I S I N
H
E

F
I
X

I
S

I
N

JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA JOKE AFRICA

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THIS IS THE OBESE

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ummm..NOT sebby bla
x

just made six figures match fixing a test series AMA

KEK EVERY TIME

legitimately cannot believe this has happened.
I doubt anyone in the world had SL even drawing this series, let alone winning it
you don't get whitewashed by england at home unless you've got some serious problems. what an effort

Prove that you're not ***bo

hilarious as well given how England were exposed just recently and >we were slaughtered by India right before demolishing them

>Sri Lanka is /elite/ again
BASED

please stop feeding american flags (you)'s we had a comfy thread for a solid 160+ posts

Hmmmmmmmm

SHAT POO PISSPEE

FART TO PUSSY

going back to zzz
later bla x

what should I do with my lonely ass tonight lads,

hit the bottle?

just buy another donkey lol

KEK

drink, drugs, porn and video games
the holy quadfecta

n1

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B A S E D
A L C H Y
L O C K S

>unbroken partnership of 163 in a 4th innings chase in a low scoring game
what the fuck south africa

BOP BOP BOP

fucking hate shannon noll tbqh

feel like pure shit just want him back

holy fuck who did all that work with the bat for SL?
(never got a stream)

K Mendis and Fernando

mendis and OoooooOooOOO FERNANDOOOoooOOoo

oooh ferNANdo

doesnt mean you cant read a scorecard dumbass

Got slapped last night because I mimicked some mans voice and was laughing at him when he confronted me.

who slaps another man?

my mum :(

your mum's a man?
fuck that's modern

depends on the day she has a mental illness

sometimes women are male. Sorry this RADICAL concept is so taxing to you.

Did we just watch South Africa get SUBCONTINENTALED (dir. Greg Lansky)?

based non-binary gender fluid mum

a whiny, posh accent? Said chups instead of chips?

I couldn't watch it.

now there is nothing to watch

calm your budding tits zoomy

D:

Rugger is on again shortly

just watching youtube livestreams might switch to twitch thotts soon

Started Bloodborne

nice lad might fire up ds3 and beat the last dlc

studying like the elite uni chad I am

>Still at uni
>Didn't graduate 14 years ago
Get on my level lad

yeah i'm sure that journalism degree requires heaps of study lmao

what you studying brother

My first souls game but I don't know what to do. Literally had to die to so I could progress LMAO.

Same haha.

>studying journalism
Yikes

wanking studies LOL

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GOTTEM

law lad

twitch.tv/faith

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not a fan

marlon samuels' was funnier

HAHAHAHAHAHAA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

kek

KEK

K-E-K

bit odd

Bless his cotton picken socks

sugar cane I think

>Kitchen Assistant - Pizza Hut
>2 years 5 months
BASED

that's a long time to work at a place with staff turnover as high as pizza hut without getting a single promotion
must be a total sped

>putting that on your resume

holy shit richo mate

the only promotions they give at those places are if you're going to be a manager

for me it's Bathtime with Ester the Wonder Pig

bought to watch someone get mugged on livestream lads

Wrong. You can move up to the front counter position, assistant manager, or even kitchen lead hand.

you don't "move up" to the front counter position lmao they're the exact same

never worked in a restaurant or bar
sounds quite grim from what I've heard

>VVS Laxman's favourite movie is Remember the Titans

don't advise it at all
especially if it's somewhere with boomer customers, they're always the rudest cunts

What kind of retarded pizza huts do you have in your shit area? They don't let kitchen assistants on the front counter LMFAO. Also like how you ignored the other 2 positions that btfo your argument.

Definitely will be reading your reply and adding it to my seething sub 80 IQ collection.

I'm a laywer no joke

Ask me a question

Based fast food worker.

is it illegal for u to be so gay??

want to give me a grad job?
got a distinction GPA and a year's experience working in civil litigation and consumer law each

do you bowl pace

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SYLVIAAAAAAAAA

Always find it strange that Americans have those integrated microwave/rangehoods. Never seen one in Australia, or a non American show/movie.

Everyone's fucking hiring at the moment. Which city are you in? If you're East Coast (1. Syd, 2. Melb., 3. Bris) you should be able to walk into a job.

Unless you have no social skills - which, given you post on Yea Forums, is possible

god I want to see her dying moments when she realises her life has been for naught

Medium off cutters.
Not fast, but they'll cramp you

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lmao, next to no jobs going in Perth

almost everyone who graduated last year is unemployed

not a chance mate would walk down the pitch to those pies

Yeah that's a shame. You'll find some more shit to dig up soon and the jobs should come back kek

>lost my job
>go on newstart
>femdom mistress still demanding every cent

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it's picking up now, got a mini mining boom starting up

might apply over east Tbh why not

welcome back my brother

You say that, but you'll just top edge one for a catch. I've bowled at dickheads like you for years.

i hear the bell litigation is still going

whatever champo, meet at the nets tomorrow @ 10 and ill show you how a real man takes to your porkies

>hes over 30 and he doesn't have a job

>Tbh why not
Because you're a frightened timid unadventurous socially awkward loser who has never lived away from Perth and you'll be overwhelmed and homesick and will run home to mummy within 3 months of leaving

kek yeah, everywhere I've worked/interned at has been involved in it in some way too

don't think it's close to finishing either from what I've heard. didn't ask too many questions about it though since I didn't want them thinking I was interested and putting me in the team

live scenes from Tuscon
youtu.be/8h-AQKjDJ38?t=99

I'm a gun, bowling on syntho but can never bowl well on turf. Explain

you got me lad

its that time of night where i ask /cric/ to post those bangers you play with the lads that get the walls slapping.

post the tunes lads

for me? youtube.com/watch?v=CE70PHlgrlo

Had a good cry today lads.

For me, it's being fingered in my arsehole by my GF while we watch shit Netflix tv shows (she's a pleb) and I secretly shitpost on /cric/

she's not even writing anything

Good on ya lad. Proud of you.

Just how low IQ are you, lad?

don't blame him, the world is full of insecure jerks who can only define happiness by the failures of others

whats up m8?

not a big fan of my /cric/ lads feeling down

Thanks mate.

Just overwhelmed. Was all set to move to a new city/university and have a fresh start at life, but mum is not doing well and I'm the only family here, so I have to stay here to take care of her until she dies I suppose. This also means I have to stay at a job I hate and was looking forward to leaving. Also I went to a birthday party of a friend today and literally everyone expect me was married with children and living fulfilling happy lives.

has to be done sometimes it must be said

sorry to hear about your mum lad, hopefully you and the family stay strong. I cannot fully understand the situation you are in but I hope at the end of the day you look back on your decisions and are proud of them.

once again, sorry to hear buddy.

iamgine smelling one of her farts

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFIxAzf2B1M

noty

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Such stubby fingers

Must have a micro-dick

GOD IM SOO ALONE AHH KILL ME

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DESPITE JUST BEING 13% OF THE POPULATION BROTHER
HH

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Stay strong lad :(

you're in my thoughts lad stay strong

she so pale

Thanks for the kind words, lads.

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Goldeneye is a bit shit on rewatch

reckon the german language is the worst tttt

bit rough on the ole ears

it's alright
dutch is the fucking worst

wouldn't mind too much if I was told I'd never have sex again

can you give us a link of an example lad

no, sorry

thank u, next

>Sehwag please atleast leave One Ball | No Mercy for the Bowler !!
youtube.com/watch?v=aHG4NLDRFyo

look it up on youtube lol

nah

why don't they make intros like that anymore?
youtube.com/watch?v=cJ6tD0xceLI

youtube.com/watch?v=AjJqq7wgmHE

/ouryear/

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>kohli says the big strong wogGOD will have the biggest impact this series

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shall be supporting RCB this year

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BASED

>de grandmeme
>306k USD

might start playing cricket professionally lads

Gonna post them all now

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Why are aussies such assholes?
youtube.com/watch?v=52Klx5Yhi3M

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Imagine making this much money in a single season

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>Trent Boult is the richest Kiwi

They make more than the average afl player does in a while year. No wonder kids are picking up cricket again

>faf
>223k usd
KEK

>Tye
>1 mil usd

LULWUT

>Narine
>1.2mil USD

>lynn
>1.3mil USD

LULWUT

Warner and Smith make AU$2.38 million each. FUCK MY ASS.

>jofra archer is being paid more than bane

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Whoops! It's Kane

bend over mate

Missing Mumbai Indians lad

'ning bla
'ooing an 'oo, bigly tbqh ngl bla
youtu.be/-7N0B0IVibY
x

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shit cheers cob

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Simon James Honey better known as Ben Dover, is an English pornographic actor, director and producer mate.

;)

got a online test for PWC management consulting in economics, anyone wanna do it?

wheres all the english players in the IPL?

wait shit ive had a bit to drink didnt see em there sorry boys continue on

Simon James Honey better known as Ben Dover, is an English pornographic actor, director and producer mate.

>accidentally (You)'d myself
LEL

England players are boring and unsexy

Indians are simple-minded insects and need something to be hyped

also england players will be leaving before the final if I recall

yeah but stokes is built for t20 cricket

based kiwi blood flowing through him

been on the RCB train since Kohli was a literally who shitter

they got the wogGOD they have my membership this year

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>England players are boring and unsexy
Mate.....

Still remember when Stoinis played for KXIP and was absolutely shit.

WHERE

IS

MEMESWELL

Maxwell and Finch are skipping this year's IPL

big bash was grim this year

I blame the ball tampering incident and taking few games off FTA for killing BBL08

missing a mid thread cric summary bla, could someone post one
tabla
x

BBL's been boring for years

BBL was fucking sick this year the final was goat

t. josh

What summary?

BBL07 was decent

who was assigned to work on the new cric thread template? could use a status update bla, let us know if you need any help
x

Nah

und what's the update on cric gimmick innovations? I remember we had LOTS of interest in scoping out ideas from other sp generals and adapting them to ours
x

someone please update him for future reference, a standard cric thread NEED to conform to the following structure at the minimum

>intro summary
>mid thread summary
>closing notes
x

Goodnight /cric/. Today is finally the day I fix my sleep schedule.

nite bla x

Nighty night

for me, its test matches

for me it's getting 2 large, very meaty pizzas around 2am

arse mate

is he fucking alakazam?

bored at toil

i like your thought process mate

>he's here

youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc

why are you going to war with pakistan m8

Actually I remember it was because I was pissing in the street

what a shithole

we're not

youtube.com/watch?v=iFGc9vpN338

we should
we NEED to decide ONCE AND FOR ALL
it's us or them
x

forsens live cya lads

aren't you a paki?

checkem

umm..no bla
x

thought there was meant to be a test match on wtf bros.

that’s not a bong flag

sri lanka dont fuck around lad

oh you're some south indian

lonely island new album when?

The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants
>Published on Jun 16, 2009

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>AFG- 138-0 after 11 overs
Based

leave toil in ten minutes

based alchy, heading straight to the wine shop?

rate gf, do you think she likes cricket?

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ireland more like direland

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never held a cricket bat or ball before

with shoulders like that i reckon she'd look good flying off the centre half back from a mckenna kick in lad

bysiness idea: sell cricket bat shaped kebabs and dosas at all gricket matches

better than my gf lad
(i dont have one)

she's a big girl

youtube.com/watch?v=1MsmkXkW4GI

She’s got shoulder pads on, silly boy.

does Sherrin make crigket bolls? Becouse Koookabarra makes fotty bolls

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yeah

imagune using cocks as bails instead of bails. A soft cock and a bail are the same size

youtube.com/watch?v=BKQ6nINAeq8

K E K

kek maybe yours

business idea : 5 straight days of cricket, no breaks. Players use meth to stay awake and alert and reckless for the match

where do i sign up

might watch the rugby later

hansie did nothing wrong

Ireland more like wideland

meme or potential GOAT?

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Is Hazratullah Zazai, dare I say it, elite?

For me, it's players with moustaches, hairy chests, large gold chains, open shirts and fielders wearing huge mirror aviators

>Series loss a massive dent to our confidence' - Faf du Plessis
hope NONE of you have such defeatist attitudes bla
that's NOT the way a leader should address a loss tbqh ngl bla
x

Horrible hangover. Just discovered I drunk text this girl I like last night

>I like

Yikes

better write a 9 minute song that goes nowhere about it

wtf is going on in the afg v ire match hfs!

based nabi protecting his captain's record

>18 fours 22 sixes
carnage

tipping afg to win atleast ONE international limited overs tournament in the next five years tbqh ngl bla

are they playing on a traffic island?

reckon afghanistan are a bit below par here

ya’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack

For me, it’s Animal Nitrate by Suede

>278/3
WHAT THE FUCK?

youtube.com/watch?v=0mm3K9-mwb0

I’ve seen this before, pretty good stuff.

based match
youtube.com/watch?v=BrL7oE1Ko_M

Ire 32/0 after 2 ov. chasing 279

>mom found my encrypted 4TB HDD full of porn
>decrypted it and left .txt saying when will you get out and do these things
What kind of game is this bitch playing?

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>mom

based johnny sins cashing in with india's meme market
youtube.com/watch?v=dLhKPgAotSQ

>109-0 after 10
Imagine if Ireland wins this

very interesting ground this
great game of cricket, I say as much because lots of runs are being scored

Love fernando
Love the Sri Lankan new wave

GONE
FUCK OFF

is this Daniel

thinking it's zachy

but I’m him

530/2800 words written
due friday
life's good lads

could do with a good pub feed right now lads

Good night, you fucking idiots.

have ah good one dick heads

watching the rugby in an irish pub
>4 leva 20 for a pint of zagorka
HATE irish pubs , rip off merchants

go home lad

>watching rugby

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are they actually staffed by irishmen?
never are here

but i want to watch the rugby

you found a drunk ginger there's your isrishman. anyway you can't understand either

no

>want to watch the rugby
grim

had much to much water before wanking
need to piss now but can't

tell me about rugby in India. What are the pitches like

LOL

Scrum? More like scrotum kek

rugby eh? Yeah, most days I pass something backwards. *bbbbtttrrrrrrrrppppppttpthhphhppppppthhhhhtttt-sssssytst*

OH NO NO NO

we don't play it here, we're more of a kabaddi nation

is nasser hussein (the Indian rugby national team captain) related to nasser hussein (the ex-england cricket captain, sky sports pundit and closeted homosexual)

Yeah mate

well they are both technically indians

imagine collecting $28 000 US to sit on your ass for a couple games knowing that you will not play a single minute.

>Oshane Thomas being paid 153k
yikes

hope wales win

couple of English ‘ruggers lads’ just strolled into this plovdiv pub
Cringe

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Englishmen should stick to football and cricket

Shan’t be posting there

YESSSSsSs

>162 (62) not out
holy shit

m.youtube.com/watch?v=a-WQUSTRWG0

absolute banger

Might pop into Adelaide oval to gawk at T.Paine

>Sri Lanka has defeated South Africa in South Africa
>Sri Lanka

Sh...should we be afraid lads?

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We fucking smashed them.
So no.

Hope they bash you ya poof

For me? It's doing a little fart while I piss

>Sebbo's gone
Celebration thread?

must be working on a big case (of krispy kremes)

cricket's a bit boring though isn't it

Some really great things happening in the garden after all the rain lads. Glorious nature.

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Fuck.
Grass has grown 2 inches too. Patchy af though.

takes a certain minimum of intellect to enjoy it 2bh

minimum of intellect is definitely what I think when I see cricket

so why post in a cricket thread then. odd behaviour.

>Pooth Africaca

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I'm a tradie. Bumsex is my trade.

I’m user

OHHH
SANDPAPER KIIINNNGGGGZZ

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they really should be stripped of their titles innit bla x

>183 all out

No you see, you need a "poosona" to make a mark around here. usually they're just unwanted labels but you get one anyway. here's some examples: Shitspouter, Zachy, Daniel, Statsy, AMS, Wankush, LawnGOD, Josh, Prozzie lad, Gatecunt, Saxshit, Trinibro, Krazykekja, the list goes on and on.

OHH SANDPAPER KIIINGGGSSS

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just want to interject and let everyone know that blabla is just plain awesome

Well I posted my shopping basket a couple of times.

THIS IS THE POST
HE
PO
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you can be grimgimmicklad

Safe
Sounds good

GGL get a trip lad so we can filter your dreary shopping posts.

Fuck up first dates cunt your band is shit

hi daniel

Danny's in Scotland you complete caz

muscular 500th post

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sorry mate, ill take that 500th post thanks

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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