/mlb/ general - MARLINS LOVE BASEBALL edition

Does anyone know the direct TV channels for mlbtv? I don't see them and am worried those incompetent fucking niggers at directv don't have my baseball ready

I'm pretty sure White people aren't allowed into marlins stadium it's spics only

What kind of cuck roots for the Marlins? Chad always takes your best players in exchange for some sexy Latinos with potential and fake birth certificates.

>is explicitly not a Latino thing he says
how’s broward this time of year you snowbird kike?

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Fuck. all they had to do was copy the heat

They can say whatever they want but the hurricanes, dolphins have the same vibe, bright colors associated with the ocean
Now hang yourself

>hurricanes, dolphins
cringe

>not liking Da U

no u

son......

guys....

can autism every be fatal?

this...

please just let this thread die, keep it to one general

Fuck it, there's three generals.

Who >AL here?

no...

Marlins tho

Yea Forumsstros!

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daily reminder that Cleveland fans will again ignor the Tribe even if they make the World Series ... hell, even if they WIN the World Series.

Go Browns.

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based...

you naughty boy you...

this is the thread...

...for me its the chadres.

What are you on about?

The sad thing is that not even Miami-area natives root for the Marlins. Machado is from Hialeah, he's a Yankees fan. Hosmer is from Plantation, Yankees fan. I have a cousin from Hialeah who played pro ball...Yankees fan. I grew up in Miramar, no prizes for guessing which team I'm a fan of.

The Marlins are the most incompetent sports team in existence. How on earth can you be located in one of the best baseball-talent-producing areas on the planet and not establish a strong fanbase in your area?

They have a shitty name desu. "Marlins" is just not exciting or cool. Compare that to the Heat or Dolphins...just need a huge re-branding....I mean they won two world series yet no fanbase.

you now remember this nigga. i always admired his wind up, he was fun to watch work...those 03 marlins jerseys were pretty cool too.

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>Marlins
>Heat
>Dolphins
None are particularly cool or uncool besides what you already attribute to them based on history and how used to them you are, I even like Marlins the most partially for that reason

my chadres just beat the chimpcago whos lol

>WAS: Nationals have 'moved on' from Bryce Harper
About time too. He was great, but no GOAT.

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Will a new logo do anything to boost attendance?

>curly pube "fans"
That's why you'll never win anything relevant

>cubes

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All this cope

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post in this thread guys don't let the spam thread creator win...

this...

reuse this thread later guys...

I liked these the best

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Marlins are cooler than Dolphins

Marlins are crazy fast, some of the fastest fish in the ocean

>think he’s the GOAT
>turns out he’s only sow sow

Is it the Memelins year bros?

no...

YES

So is the fantasy league set up yet? I'm ready to spend all summer stressing desu

>cusb

yeah bro, you can find the links somewhere. there are two

Thanks buddy

no issue. check the other thread, i think at least one was posted there

We gonna have a gamethread cusb fans?

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I don't know how they managed to fucking DOWNGRADE from pic related, but they sure as hell did.

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Reminder that minor league baseball is literal slavery and that this sport is causing its own rapid decline by refusing to pay young developing players a living wage.

Reminder that players in other sports have the option to fall back on a college degree if they choose, but baseball demands high schoolers and young adults drop everything in their lives to live off less than minimum wage for the CHANCE at becoming a big leaguer.

Reminder that (You) are complicit in this exploitative system by supporting boomerball.

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>bumping this thread
why dot jpg

guhhh...bleh....blurgh

go chadres...

Chadlins own you. Bitch.

yfw chadres v tampa gay rays world series...

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cubs fan here!

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Baseball players are not people, just stat robots

Congrats on the W cusb.

White Sox lose again.......

>poodres
lmao

>After nearly three decades of being involved with baseball, he was noticing things that concerned him.
>Whether it was unpaid incidentals at hotels, emotional confessions to fellow players or dysfunctional relationships with players’ girlfriends or wives, he began to see that “every major issue that we dealt with... traced back to pornography."
B a s e d

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>WAS: Phillies owner meeting with Harper on Friday
waaaaaaaiiiit a minute

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>baseball demands high schoolers and young adults drop everything in their lives to live off less than minimum wage for the CHANCE at becoming a big leaguer
Not true, minor league players can and should go get fitted for orange aprons at Home Depot

Guys...did we do it? Are we finally united once again?

>porn is bad
>but let's consider signing this child rapist

the royals are bury evil

We NEED to start making threads earlier and earlier and keep each one bumped as a "NEXT THREAD MIGRATE" otherwise our Houspergers might flare up
At least 5 spawns per thread. Soon we'll take over the whole websight

Turning the other cheek... #blessed brtoehr walk with the prince of peace lord jesus christ

I would love to see his deductive reasoning as to how porn is to blame for all their problems

Forgiveness is a virtue though.

Is Bryant a better player than Harper?

post epic lol funny moments in baseball history

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Rank my moment

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>whos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

They both have exactly a .900 career ops with a 3 point advantage to harper for obp and a 3 point advantage to bryant for slg. Bryant has 6 points higher BA over his career and neither are stellar defensively.

2/2

...sigh...gackt...yarg...narf...

youtu.be/1K-xrjHDpCg

Based Votto. You can tell he hangs out with Bauer

i'm sorry, who the fuck are the whos

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It's the shortform for the Whoville Who Baseball Club.

When is Harper going to sign so I can stop searching Twitter every 2 seconds?

Tweetdeck, my dude.
Put "Haper in the search bar, and leave it running in the background.

*"Harper"

Too late I put Haper. We'll see what happens.

If you factor in that Kris Bryant was playing through an injury last season, you can reasonably assume he is the better player, yes. The issue when trying to evaluate Bryce is that his MVP season he was just so incredibly good. But, we are now 3 seasons removed from that year and in his 7 seasons he's only been that good once, so its probably fair to assume that the year was an outlier. I guess maybe you can say that Kris is the better more consistent player, but Bryce has a higher ceiling.

Fuck Scott boras

FUCK YEAH MARLINS

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs.

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Do you guys saw that Chigago Tribune is doing an anti-cusb campaign and trying to people go onto White Socks?

chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/zorn/ct-perspec-zorn-cubs-tv-ricketts-sinclair-defection-sox-0215-20190214-story.html
chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-spt-cubs-fans-white-sox-guide-20190220-story.html

this one where the meme burrs player try to make an double play but forgets that there is no body in 3rd base

the faces of the another players at end makes me lose out

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the White Sox meme name is the >Whos

ABG?

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Brazilbro, Please ignore the SJW libshits in chicago

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yeah its me

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i am laughing to be honest lol
people are so desesperated this way for an fucking TV deal?

I came across this hat last week, and found myself wondering what you'd think of it.

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What? No, it's about Rickett's racist emails and support of Trump. Leftists are mentally fucked in the head.

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Nobody that actually watches baseball is going to pay attention to this. It's just the people that choose an allegiance to be apart of some city-wide fad that will be changing.

Nice league you got there... Be a shame if it went on strike.......

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no mister boras please no!

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Actually its the SJWs which you shouldn't underestimate in the libcucked city of Chicago.

its an intresting hat
but makes me wonder why Padres would make an hat like this

There's nothing wrong with being a liberal.

literally nothing will happen, as always. What are they going to do, sign petitions and donate their life savings to gofundme's attempting to remove the cubs from the city?

Discord has been spotted in the thread!

>makes me wonder why Padres would make an hat like this
Not official from the Padres.
Explanation as follows though:
>Another collaboration with SD Hat Collectors. A nod to the rich heritage of Japanese baseball players in the MLB and the San Diego Padres.

Finally, someone has the guts to say what we're all thinking

For me, they are the Buffalo Bills of MLB.

>A nod to the rich heritage of Japanese baseball players in the MLB and the San Diego Padres.

there was any jap player in padres?

t. shitcongo

Пaдpec нe пoдпишeт Бpaйc Хapпep, бoльшиe глyпыe гycи.

go based libbies!

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CAN'T WAITTTTTTT FOR REGGY SEASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You hear it here first, folks

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oh you can die now asshole

Heck yeah.

Stay buttmad connie.

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My hopes and dreams.... dashed... and it's only the first week.... sigh
SIGH.....

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one here that isn't motivated by anger, paranoia and greed.

here we go lib bies here we go *clap clap clap*

lol dont stir shit up pwease :3

You're in good company, rest assured. No greedy paranoid people here. Just us liberals.

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anytime you would like to die, I'm here... any fucking time asshole

Shields to Sockies!
And you can.............
Putitontheboard!!! YES!!!!

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shields.cps.edu/

Sigh.... why do I bother rooting for this team.... if this is how they repay my loyalty.... urg

This shields poster is a psychopath

at least we will never be fair weather........its something...I guess....

#1 overall prospect for a James Shields rental! He's the pole that will vault us over the top!

143rd for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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these "ugh... gah...ung..." posts are very mean spirited

This thread is awful, it's because he has a general in the title.

Abolish General and the pitch clock.

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who is ready for another.....oh forget it....you guys don't care...

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James Shields:

June 5, 2000: Drafted by the Tampa Bay Devil Rays in the 16th round of the 2000 amateur draft. Player signed August 17, 2000.

December 9, 2012: Traded by the Tampa Bay Rays with a player to be named later and Wade Davis to the Kansas City Royals for Patrick Leonard (minors), Mike Montgomery, Wil Myers and Jake Odorizzi. The Tampa Bay Rays sent Elliot Johnson (February 12, 2013) to the Kansas City Royals to complete the trade.

October 30, 2014: Granted Free Agency.

February 11, 2015: Signed as a Free Agent with the San Diego Padres.

June 4, 2016: Traded by the San Diego Padres with cash to the Chicago White Sox for Fernando Tatis Jr. (minors) and Erik Johnson.

October 29, 2018: Granted Free Agency.

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wah wah they didnt use my thread :'(

James Shields was the only player on the white sox last year that has not only participated but WON a world series game

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you guys are straight up monsters... this thread is full of monsters laughing at moral codes.... this is crazy. I better dip!

>abolish general
2012 called they want you to travel back in time and say that again.

What do you guys think is the biggest steal in the trade market of all time?

The Great Bambino

>Fernando Tatis Jr. (minors) and
>AND
ohh nooo

Babe Ruth for cash.

Otsuka
Iguchi
and Makita

Marty, we must go back.
To the future!

I was kind of expecting this one, any other really good historical ones?

now the hat makes sense

Not really. Nothing can compare even across historical periods.

FACT: Ruth would get destroyed by pitchers like Kershaw and Scherzer today
This is a FACT

wanker has been spotted

Ruth would be routinely hitting 550 ft dongs

I could strike him out on 3 pitches that nigga was trash lmfao

That fat fuck wouldn't have even made it to a varsity team

I can throw a 75 mph heater lol I own ya guys

Lol easy there Bartolo..

Heh!

if I'm bartolo you're shields punkass ;)

Join the head to head catagories fantasy league. It’s a good time.
baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/50229/invitation?key=1003108b01d2f015&ikey=4bb7207550ba1ee3&soc_src=app-sh

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Lou Brock for Ernie Broglio was extremely lopsided. Broglio was hurt and Brock turned into a hall of famer. The Rogers Hornsby for Frankie Frisch deal turned out great for STL. Also I think Fred McGriff and Roberto Alomar were traded together for something. The John Olerud for Robert Person trade was another historical heist.

The james shields fleecing
lol the white sox fucking suck

nice bait zoomer

VERY epic image

>cubs fan here!
Well hello there.

...sigh...yeah...gackt...we do suck...sigh...but at least...we get repaid with our loyalty...sigh...this is what...gah...gackt...we...get...sigh...

What is the endgame of the sighposter and gacktposter?

*wins AL rookie of the year*

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Who won the endgame of the 2005 World'se Ries?

The boycott

fat chance with Vlad and Eloy

He's got the Ohtani wave to ride on.

>Eloy
Sigh...

hello there hello there poster

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With Tatis they're 3-0 easily.

Why is this general obsessed with a team thats .000?

SIGH... no hope for the future despite our loyalty... urgh! Nobody has it worse... ugh.... agh

...sigh...yeah...gackt...we do suck...sigh...but at least...we arent fairweather... this is how we repay... with our loyalty...sigh...this is what...gah...gackt...we...get...sigh...

urgle... urk! Loyalty unrepaid... ugh... not a fairweather... agh... sigh

Where did this sigh meme come from? Did I miss something during the offseason?

>check out scores
>some games ended in ties
Wait.... what?

See

Oh so being the most loyal fans is a bad thing now? Sigh... White Sox fans have it the worst out of anyone. They're long suffering!

spring training.

its recent, I was the first one to do it but I'll admit someone or a few people have taken up the flame for me, but my sigh posting was a derivative of the "woe is me" aspect of sox fans that someone else pointed out. Its been around for like 6 months I'd say

HOW NEW?

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What did he mean by this?

I can't allow this. I take full credit for being the spearhead of the "woe is me" White Sox exposure, and without a doubt started the Sighposting.
I did not, however, write the Pengwings post.

No one with a life watches spring preseasom games, incels.

I started sigh posting! You are remembering it wrong

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is this the real lillistare?

How can you guys take credit for a meme that started on twitter? Also how sad is 4channel now that we don't even have original memes anymore and have use normalfaggot shit like twitter and discord?

You are most certainly mistaken, and I consider myself having died on this particular hill.
Mourn me! Mourn me as they mourn their postseason chances!

No he got banned from Yea Forums a while back.

that tweet was from less than a week ago, /mlb/ has generally the same user base, are you retarded or am I being baited. Possibly both?

Yikes bro this is cringe.

false, I refuse to believe this

owl dah burtoe mondesi!

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>two-day old thread

NEWS 2/25
LAD: Clayton Kershaw (shoulder) shut down again
ATL: Swanson (wrist) set for spring debut Friday
ARZ: Greinke works two hitless frames in ST debut
CLE: Bauer goes three scoreless in Cactus debut
PHI: Odubel Herrera has Grade 1 hamstring strain
MIN: Byron Buxton again homers, knocks in five
WAS: Harper expected to make decision this week
COL: Rockies sign Bud Black to 3-year extension
MIN: Twins announce deal with Marwin Gonzalez
NYY: Yanks, Hicks agree to 7-year, $70M extension

>/mlb/ has the same userbase as twatter
The only one baiting here is you.

the hell is pengwingposting

i post here, and i have a twitter account, and I know i'm not the only one.

With the sheer amount of normalfags and Redditors here now I don't think he's wrong.

I didnt finish the thought in my haste to reply. /mlb/ has generally the same user base, everybody knows sigh posting at least predates the date of the tweet you posted

pengwings pasta maker here AMA

4channel is lost
Fuck gookmoot

The D Train man was he fun to watch. Too bad what happened, crazy how quickly too.

I don’t get it. Why do people from San Diego look so much better?

like this transcends race, sexuality and gender.

At UCSD there was a joke about “Triton Eye” that women at the elite school were uglier. But having left, that’s objectivly untrue and most UCSD students are hot

How has no pointed out that this is a literally who. 12 likes only. How did a whole meme come from him?

I think the majority of people here have those weird twitter accounts with anime pictures that are in no way linked to their actual identity. Then again /mlb/ does have a lot of older users. I don't have twitter because I have weird paranoia about that sort of thing

This.
>b-but jewt is a sellout cuck
Anyone who says this is deluding themselves. Yea Forums has been dead long before m00t resigned.

This White Sox lifelonger's damage control is about as weak as his loyalty to "his" team!

I don't have twitter because unlike others I actually have self respect my for myself and my privacy. Same reason I don't have a facebook or use chrome.

Same here bro

I don't have a twitter either, is that not normal here? I thought most of you avoided that place.

Who?

I had an account but I deleted it a month ago. Not worth it.

>I actually have self respect my for myself and my privacy. Same reason I don't have a facebook or use chrome.
yeah that's what I meant by "weird paranoia" I guess its not really paranoia when it has been proven that tech companies sell user data, most people just choose to ignore it though.

I actually deleted my twitter after I saw all the shady things they were doing.

Respect to you. I'm on Twitter and I fucking hate it. Too many retards in perfect company that it's not worth your time bothering at all.

I'm your biggest fan

One question to everyone: If you don't have a Twitter, how do you follow Nightengale, Levine, or Rosenthal?

I would say most real Yea Forums oldfags are on Twitter for the based memes.
"Back in my day" newfags are easy to spot as they often protest too much.

Like what? Shadowbanning random accounts over small things?

I have an account but I don't make posts or RTs, just to track everything. Simple as.
Twit/sp/ was never funny and tripfaggot cancer was always cringe. Fuck off.

This post didn't help the Cub fan at all.

The Cub fan read your first sentence and stopped. Thanks to you he will now troll whoever gets Harper for years and years about how Bryant is "obviously a lot better".

Literally whos?

t. newfag

You should stop using social media if you're not enjoying it. If its not adding to your professional life, your leisure time, then why use it?

look bro you can remove the general after this thread just no more spamming threads and thread splitting...that was the problem...

Aaand right on cue, here comes the Discord.

I really don't like using this image, but I mean c'mon

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>hello there hello there poster
Hi! FYI, I’m not a Royals fan as someone wrote on another thread.

I use LINE for my friends in Japan and that's just about it. My other few friends I just text.
t. Failed normalfag who uses his Twitter account like it's Yea Forums and gets no likes or RTs

seeth at the cubbie!

O shi-
He pulled it out!

t. 4channel oldfaggot since 2016

>everyone who hates Twit/sp/ is from Discord
They're all cancer. I miss being anonymous without any coherent identity. Yea Forums isn't a social networking site. Go away.

You mean inspector Godgers? But he's never wrong.

Is Bryant better than Harper?

Why would you name your team after not getting hit by a train?

I don't think that guy is being serious lol, he'll literally say it at any time

Please fuck off back to the Discord.

who's your team?

But are we under attack from some random Discord server? Have they come here? Do they know what the trust and safety team is?
>implying I'd ever download Chink spyware that allows furry cub porn servers and bans others
lmao @ you

go back to discord idiot

reply uncertain ask again later

>train
Also because it's a skill. You try being in the old streets of new york and let's see how you fare in those trolley filled streets?

Why would you name your team after pastry vermin?

Why would you name your team after being a degenerate alcohol producer?

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Samefag

No the White Sux aren't my team either.
0-2 one more chance.

Why would you name your team after soaking hops or beans in water?

>who's your team?
Mets as pathetic as that is

>twit/sp/ once again importing Twitter memes wholesale
Sigh... I'm going back to the Discord where they respect me.

Jerry Derpito be like herp derp kikuchi :3

Why would you name your team after the points on a compass?

It's not even a Twit/sp/ account. How gullible are you?

naisu
hello there mets fan

Why would you name your team after a line with only one point?

Why would you name your regional team after a larger political unit you don’t represent?

Why would you name your team after fucking socks?

>Japan Opening day series
>1:30 AM / 4:30 AM PST/EST on a weekday

the MLB does so many things that make no sense.

Why would you name your kids James Shields?

Why would you name your team after a fat assed catcher?

Why would you name your team after Civil War era masturbators?

>tfw rich NEET
Not my problem

this is psychotic... fucking psychotic. These shitposters are truly something else and need to be exposed soon.

Why would you name your team after a subcontinent?

You'll never catch me, Godgers! I'm terrified of Twitter, and therefore, am safe.

Why would you name your team after fictitious beings from an equally as fictitious book bout some imaginary man in the sky?

Why would you name your team after soaking meat in an herb mixture overnight?

lmao every day until opening day. Fuck staring out the window and waiting for spring; I shitpost.

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Why would you name your team after being in shape?

dodgers
pirates
brewers
no clue
no clue
rays
Nationals
Red/White Sox
no clue
no clue
no clue

Why would you name your team after the last word in the star spangled banner?

mariners

Not everybody fucked off to twitsp, just the guys who were faggy enough to trip in the first place.

broors
mariners?
yankees
indians
angels

cardinals

Why would you name your team after a Catholic clergyman?

mets?
athletics
braves

yankees
indians

friar?

Why would you name your team after bearlets?

Why would you name your team after an expansion dungeons and dragons class?

or cardinals...

harambe

Why would you name your team after mineral repatriation?

that doesnt make sense

I joined the other one
What's the difference?

Why would you name your team after having two kids at once?

why would you name your team after a business convention?

>dickriding tripfaggots
You realize people laughed at them, and not give them sincere adulation? How new are you?

mariners again?

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harper to doyers confirmed

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Why would you name your team after whipping your dick out?

Yankees

I can't unsee a fish fucking a baseball. Thanks Miami.

scoring system. In the one you joined, you compete against one opponent and you get points for hits, runs, strikeouts etc. in this league, you compete against the whole league week to week and try to get the team with the highest batting average, OBP, ERA etc.

expos

why would you name your team after the number of things in a set?

Winrar

Clever

Why would you name your team after secanol tabs?

why would you name your team after a young female horse?

Why would you name your team after a blind musician?

t. newfag

Why would you name your team after a museum?

What is this?

nationals

Why would you name your team after being exceedingly large?

you now remember fernando tatis hit two grand slams in one inning
>youtube.com/watch?v=syFmUVFNRZE

does franchise killer loria still own faggy marlins?

Why would you name your team after storage furniture for children?

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?

Alright, thanks lad

why would you name your team after caring for a cocoon till it hatches

Nice one

Or an opera house or someone you just encountered?

Don't think there is a team called the Americans

giants
also, checked

Shouldn't the abrivation for Metropolitan be the Metros?

Jeter does now

I don't get this one

kekd

Fuck off retard

pod raise

mhm hope the draft time works for you

wow, clever!

ok now this is an outrage

It's the 16th right? I have no problem since it's a weekend

I know a lot of you here are diehards in Chicago but I live 3 hours away, so getting there and going to a game is quite the task. I'm pumped as hell and ready to freeze my ass off in the bleachers Friday April 12 against LAA.

that is correct

Nice you'll get to welcome La Stella back! I hope you get some decent weather, this winter was particularly awful

>"Here's your 2019 AL comeback player of the year, bro."

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>I know a lot of you here are diehards in Chicago

youtube.com/watch?v=uiVVbYK9HXw

I already know why you would name a team the orioles. Also, I can’t come up with anything clever for them so I’m just going to pretend that Orioles is a self-evidently good name for a team.

James Shields

The post that saved /mlb/

>why would you name your team after chocolate cookies sandwiching cream?

Late night jap baseball

Tohoku Rakuten Eagles vs Fukuoka Softbank Eagles

Starts in 20 mins
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yo could you guys take this poll for a prospective business name for my friend

strawpoll.me/17504327

scuba....kek....james shields...kek....mo....kek...boystown....kek....jizzo....kek....cusb....kek.....

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Who /OpeningDay/ here?

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>mfw is Fox Sports Japan broadcast
>mfw they still use NFL on Fox as broadcast theme song

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>cusb

good one user

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are there dancing robots just like in every fox sports broadcast?
do they get upgraded to gundams in japan?

Why would you name your team after a headless bovine?

they tend to use an tech city formed by fox sports logo spining nonstop

baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/62893/invitation?key=3223d2f0a7c872e2&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=daded74bd5c77799

join our league

this is crazy... fucking crazy...

>yahoo
sorry i dont use yahoo
i prefer ESPN fantasy, i dont need create an antire e-mail to plaay

just make a yahoo account ya dip the new ESPN ui sucks anyway

That's exactly what I've been saying for days but I just caved a minute ago and made an account. And then it was full. gg

Someone put a stop to these psychos!

these guys are crazy.... f'ing psychopathic. almost as if they're orchestrating all of this on the pedestal while they laugh at us all... this is insanity

scratch that, yahoo is just terrible and sent me to the "it's full, beg for more openings" screen after i joined

This is /mlb/

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same here

I just changed it to 14

baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/62893/invitation?key=3223d2f0a7c872e2&soc_trk=lnk&ikey=daded74bd5c77799

try again, 14 now bbs

Got in but i have no idea to name my team

any suggestions?

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ABG's saucy twinks

the choice is yours my friend

i choosed Shameless Samurais

i just hope i dont suck in fantasay just last time i played it

nice sounds like a winner. I wouldnt worry too much about it, there are a lot of first time players in this league

>Cubs secondary team lost today

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the last rounds is were i got fucked beacuse there is lot of whos that nobody knows if are going to be an good or an bad choose

Hueaboos

>Mouth watering like Homer *drool*

Yeah I think a key to success in fantasy baseball is to be very active on the waiver wire early in year, so you can be the first guy to pick up players who come out of nowhere.

thanks to the daddy that recommended food wars to me the other day

Odds on Giants getting Harper?

I like it!

about 3 fiddy

Nah. White people have better things to do then watch basebore in SoFla

fuq i lost Kikuchi showing the supreme yakyu power

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who wants that pussy anyway

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>san fagciscoans not wanting pussy
Sounds about right

better quality

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Impossiburu

ah yes, San Frangelico

The whites in South Florida are Heat fans and only Heat fans. Miami is the worst sports town in the country though so almost every team is a shit draw.

why would you name your team after a movie starring the terminator and the penguin?

what you mean?

From what I've read this guy isn't expected to be a star like Ohtani is but he's still gonna be pretty decent. I know he's much more developed than Ohtani is

can harper just fucking sign his 10 year 350 million deal with the phillies so we can get over it already

took you two hours to come up with that?

They were also high school rivals

he is by far one of the best pitchers nowdays

he was less considerated than ohtani beacuse ohtani is an 2-way player, but this guy actually helped his team to get the Pacfiic League and best regular season campaing last year

they only dont got onto Japan Series beacuse Softbank Hawks is too OP during Playoffs

at this point I want the Phillies to rescind their offer. I think the longer this goes on the greater chance the Phillies owner realizes he's bidding against himself. If the Giants or whoever is really clamoring to go over 3XX/10 than let them have Bryce, save your money for Trout

if i am not mistaken he was also in the series that Japan won 6-1 over MLB All Stars

I know right I should have said mr freeze and the penguin

>he is by far one of the best pitchers nowdays
in nippon or in mlb

Giants and Dodgers are both said to be offering short contracts. Phillies are the favorite because they seem to be willing to give out years, but Boras is supposedly pushing them on the amount. I'd put the Dodgers second just because they're starting with a little more payroll flexibility than the Giants and they must have entered the game late after getting an idea of what the Giants offered, confident they could beat it. Plus one reason Harper might pick the Giants, Bruce Bochy, is retiring after this year.

an article I read basically compared him to Maeda and Mikolas, two pitchers that recently came from the NPB. He generally has comparable numbers to them. That is interesting that he had success in his last season in Japan, I wonder if he can build off that strictly from a confidence stand point. I think his talent as a pitcher is probably a little lower than Ohtani as well. He certainly doesn't throw as hard for starters. I think his age and maturity will help him though

>mfw not one of the complaining sports writers mentioned that trout is a free agent next year and a lot of teams are waiting for that

Casual Phillies fans who have a passing interest in baseball are probably all stomping their feet "when are we gonna be good again" Then they're gonna follow baseball more closely this year and say "wow we paid this much for Harper!?" It's not just a philly thing either, fans from any city would do this. Some of my less-informed friends we're bitching because the Cubs weren't trying to sign him, it's like fuck he's just not worth that much

nippon, but now in mlb

i think that at least he will be better reliver than Maed and Darvish

Trout has 2 more season left on his deal

He will be a starting pitcher, and if he is better than Darvish and Maeda he will be considered a success, those guys have had some pretty good years

all the more reason to not splurge big on some wanker like Harper

You see I looked closer... looking back in the line I laugh at all those that think he's not worth the money and those that naively think he is worth the money... he is neither worth the money nor not worth the money. He is a superstar player that performs at a superstar level. Less informed fellows wouldn't be able to comprehend or understand this.

But the Cubs primary team won today!

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>he’s a superstar player
kek maybe four years ago

the owner of the team that I root for will only spend X amount of money on a player. As a fan that enjoys watching my team win I have a vested interest that the GM sign players that will give them a best chance to win while remaining under or reaching the ceiling the owner of the team will spend. Bryce Harper might not be worth the 30+ million over the 10 years that he plays for the team I root for when looking at it through the lens of wins and losses and ultimately winning a World Series, but what is important is that he'll get butts in the seats and sell jerseys! That's what I want as a fan of a team. Butts in seats! 'nuff said!

>no worlds series wins
>no batting title
>no triple crown
>worth 350 million
kek

Yeah that was very funny and clever dude, really insightful and humorous. even when you're anonymous you keep a cool ironic detachment from the things you do, that's like so badass you must not give a fuck about anything!

seethe ANYTIME
.279 .388 .512

Is Boris actually not going to sign even after the season starts?

why are you posting Daniel Murphy’s slash?

retard alert!

I think Harper signs soon, with Keuchel a week or so after

>16th best OPS in a year he hit .249
based...based... seeth at harper

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shall I post the second half splits for the mal-informed babies?

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*chuckles* how many dingers

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Drinking responsibly isn't degenerate, just getting drunk is.

extra game that is happening but i dont knew

Seibu Lions (NPB) vs Doosan Buurrs (KBO)
youtu.be/gZP-U6jW6ls

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It appears I have won... any more malinformed babies wish to challenge me on my assertion that Harper is a superstar? Consider yourselves destroyed. Enjoy the humiliation

he's probably the most recognizable baseball player that plays the game today, sure. I bet owners that are concerned with revenues would love him, I'm just approaching it from a baseball talent level

>cubs

From a baseball talent level he is still among the best. Look at his career numbers and if you want his second half split. 2017 was an elite year, although he missed 100+ ABs, that actually came before his disappointing follow up MVP season. Even then this year was much better than his 2016 year in nearly every major statistical category that matters for a hitter and by a wide margin. People look at the BA and think it tells the entire tale.

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they're all speaking asian

>clamoring to go over 3XX/10
Only the Phils are left among anyone who was ever attached to stupid numbers like that. He's about to be all yours so you better start enjoying it now.

Its called Korean idiot

Do you think there's ever going to be a player on par with trout for the next 7 years, or will there just be people that rise up to his level for a year and then fall? Also trout deserved MVP this year again but didn't get it out of pity

no I'm not a Phillies fan I just want them to rescind their offer and watch Boras fall flat on his face

some pun on a player's name so i can steal that player and make you think of something else

sorry sir. I didn't know

Trout is overrated and will be massively overpaid...

>rescind their offer
Please no, I want to keep him out of the NL West but three of their teams threw their hats in.

>Trout is overrated
hot takes get ya hot takes

Got anymore NPB iDOLM@STERs?

It really comes down to where you think his talent level is in relation to his 2015 season. That year is significantly different than any other year he has had playing baseball.

He's 22nd in wRC+ and 19th in wOBA over the past 3 seasons

I don't need no stinkin numbers when I have my baseball intuition user.

I mean he's definitely a really good player and will help whatever team he goes to. The phillies could sign him and still have the flexibility to sign a stud SP next off season.

You guys won’t be able to get trout in two years as the Yankees will have 2x more cap space than the Phillies will and there’s the part the angels will give him all the money Including both of their balls to keep him

Yep. I always smile to myself whenever some filthedelphia creep talks about signing Trout. Cashman has the Yankees lined up perfectly. Arenado Goldschmidt and Verlander next season, Trout the year after that, Manny in five years when he opts out. The Yankees have deeper pockets and more cap space to spend money on.

holy based!

uyea i can post all if you want

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>that guy has too much money we should take it and split it amongst ourselves
Nope. No greed at all.

dew it

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ok then

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what happened to the chadres poster?

Not everyone wants to play for the Stankees just so you know and Hal is not George hes a huge fucking jew.

the next ones are fanmade but i got beacuse people wanted X team with anime

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What happened to all those lifelong Brewers fans?

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I'm still here.

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I'm still here baby...Lets Go Chadres.

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i did this anime edit, i think she is is from idolmaster as well

i have the last year´s colab as well but it was from another anime franchise (no its not love live)

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What we do without some random Brazilian larper spamming gook weeb baseball shit...Thank goodness we have him and god bless his soul...

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What happened to all those whos fans?

tyb daddy

Do you think the James Shields trade benefited the White Sox?

>weeb baseball shit
Shitting on huefag is based but let's not disrespect a perfect union

let's go daddies let's go *clap clap clap*

Rangers
Rays
Reds

I swear to the lord almighty if I see that Houston train one more time I'm going to go fucking berserk

Did the prospects they traded away fail?

oh I best not see that houaboard FAGGOT or I am going to just LOSE IT!

Don't they have it bad enough? This is just abuse.

Tatis is set to be the next Jeter...Certainly James Shield is better than that...

NEW THREAD is prepared so we don't have multiple threads made

thanks!

>Not a general.

>10 posts early.

Will someone mind making the real thread?

posting in this thread no matter what anyone else makes. Just letting that be known ;]]

Yea Forums is lost.

>Shitting on huefag is based
hey that is wrong yo

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Yea Forums has died!

>not a general
newfag detected

SIGH.....

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>post 500
Perfect

A million dollar post, Autistro!

Autistro has been defeated!

houspbergers is on the seeth!

early

>be a newfag
>call a newfag a newfag'
Weird shit is going on ITT these days

>Newfag Status: Anally annihilated

t. newfag