/hoc/

LOOKS LIKE GOALS ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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For me it's Cassie

>See Laine scored a goal finally
>PPG
wew lad

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>goaltending isn’t a problem
fleury bootlickers need to fuck off

gg jets
desu, can't let the other team score two goals in a minute twice in a game and expect to win.

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still the only National team captain to lead 2 separate teams to a gold medal in the Olympics.

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first 20 vgk games 8-11-1
last 20 vgk games 8-11-1
time to go on another tear to have some momentum against the shorks in the ploffs

marchy with the harsh words of truth

what did he say?

PERKELE!!!!! WE FUCKING DID IT BROS LERKELE PERKELE PERKELE!!!!!!!

KULJETUKSEN TUOTANTO

PERKELE!!!!

KULJETUKSEN TUOTANTO

P E R K E L E

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Vegas just not putting in the effort, typical generic shit bit it’s true at this point.

>
>digits
Not sure if good post desu

BASTE

Perkele

grubiańska suka

will >we ever win again?

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yes lad, just a slump

G'day mate!

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie!

So are the Avs on the upswing or are they just getting dogshit opponents?

hocwinslol

>grubiańska suka
woah

avs are better than both the knights and the jets right now
probably second round contenders tbqh

Should've saved that second one. Now he wont score again until the end of the season

No i co, ty w mordę pierdolony bambusie, co ty? W chuja lecisz ze mną, czy się z własnym kutasem na łby zamieniłeś? To ja się właśnie, kurwa, pytam: „Co?!”, że się z tym tak brandzlujesz! Więc i załatw to dzisiaj, nie jutro. I nie jeb się z tym tyle, bo się pochlastać można. No, cześć. I trzymaj się ramy, to się nie posramy.Do it, bo inaczej urwę ci ryja.

>laine scores finally
>it’s against >us
it because of an ancient indian curse just so you know

Laine is gonna hit 40

Say it to my face and not on hock and I'll beat your bydlo fucking ass

shut up fatty

Can't cuz shitting right now

gg jets fuck niggers and good night

Dogshit opponents
Jets and hawks are joke teams

WHERES THE VIDEO SHANNON REEEEEEEEEEE

Shannon?

Is a fag

Shananana?

For me it's Shannon Szabados

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and yet the jets have more wins than 29 teams

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Oh user, you're so silly. I don't need my own change room, I'll just get dressed with you guys.

And will not even sniff the scf

Every woman I've played with in beer leagues has changed with us

It's up

youtube.com/watch?v=xovDud2UONs

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sports.qq.com/kbsweb/game.htm?mid=100002:20205086

currently watching Calgary v.s Shenzhen

how are the Kunlun QTs doing?

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I knew Vancouver was bad, but holy shit

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sorry for the late reply. They are doing good actually. The team has a playoff spot sewn up and now its down to Toronto or Markham for the last spot. Maddie Woo is playing great and is on one of the top 2 lines because of her size and skill.

What do the chinese women look like?
Any pics?

Which fast food restaurant has the best french fries

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It's crazy how many people are in the crowd, it looks like there's more people watching than there was for the Flames/Bruins game in the preseason

Wendy's

Wait, what the fuck, there is a Chinese team in the CWHL?

these are 3 of the players in this pic

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yeah they expanded into China last year, it's just 1 team in Beijing. They wanted to develop their womens hockey team for the upcoming Beijing Winter Olympics in 2022. I doubt they'll stay part of the CWHL after the Olympics are over though

you were saying?

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Is it just for Chinese players or are they included in the draft?
I can't imagine growing up playing pond hockey in Saskatchewan and working your ass off to get drafted and then turning out you need to move to fucking China.

>6 goals in 3 months
Truly a generational talent like none we've seen before

Currently watching a guy on twitch murder the Canes 9-1 with a minor league team from the 90s on NHL19

>KULJETUKSEN TUOTANTO

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In addition, Jessica Wong always plays great. Probably the best Canadian defenceman who doesn't play for the National team. Its a shame how many good Canadian players are overlooked after they play U-18, its really just a what have you done for me lately deal.
as far as the legit Chinese born national players, they are here.

Yeah word must have gotten around that Shenzhen isn't half bad plus Calgary has a ton of Olympians

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The rules are finicky. For North Americans who have any sort of Chinese heritage, they don't count as imports. As for the moving to china bit, the players love being able to see the sights of a foreign country.

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They have some North American players on the team. I'm not sure how the draft and contracts work, but I'm sure if they really didn't want to play in China they could refuse and go sign with a NWHL team instead.

Zoe Hickel is my hockey waifu

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I forgot about your draft question. The CWHL draft basically is just for NCAA / U-Sport players who have finished up 4 years of college. When the chinese team came into the league last year, the chinese players were included automatically

another great player who is a victim of a stacked national team. Her sister ain't bad either.

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shes such a QT

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totally

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>tfw getting aroused by memories of the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

do you think the CWHL and the NWHL will ever merge into one league?

From my understanding the issue is the NWHL commissioner being a bitch about the whole thing

real pookcific hours

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more like poorific

Hope someday they can make it happen. The CWHL is only 6 teams, and the NWHL is only 5 teams. Having 2 leagues that small makes no sense.

real terrific hours

perfect timing

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>6 team league
>26 games
>0 points
>-126 goal difference
The absolute state of Worcester

Lads, Laine scored and made the front page in every major Finnish news outlet

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alot of words here

I have seen alot of womens hockey over the years and that line was the most dominant I have ever seen. Everyone could skate, mix it up and had skill enough to do what they had to. Laura Stacey was great last year at the Olympics with limited ice time but fast forward a year, I wouldn't have guessed she would be this complete of a player. and only 24 too, Rebecca Johnston, Marie-Philip Poulin and are all putting together career seasons and are 3+ years older

For the sake of the game I hope so. The one thing the rivalry series proved was that the CWHL is the superior league. NWHL-ers like Kendall Coyne looked fast but not dangerous, Amanda Kessel was invisible and Lee Stecklein was so-so without Amanda Boulier. The other thing it proved was that Hilary Knight is no longer fast enough to be considered an elite player. The game is too fast now for her and she can't process it anymore.

Like said, Dani Rylan should be commended for her thought to get an alternative to the CWHL started in 2015 but its a moot point now. I predict more NWHL players will jump ship this offseason to play in CWHL. If the NWHL loses somebody like Kessel or even worse, an american NCAA prospect like Megan Keller chooses CWHL over the NWHL then they can pack it in. Megan was already drafted by Buffalo Beauts in 2018 but she can still choose whether to report or not. Sarah Nurse was drafted by Boston in 2016 and then finished her NCAA career at Wisconsin, played in Pyeongchang then got selected by Toronto in 2018 CWHL draft. Its all speculation but after the success of a team like Calgary with so many americans on it why not shoot to land Megan Keller.

hi yes helo been away from hoc all day/night, did line-ay score??

>PPGs
No

>0-26 record
I can't even make fun of them, I just feel bad for them

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I feel happy for him

I hate him so much...

Swedish YLE is just skiing everywhere. If you scroll down abit you see Laine scoring and Markkanen winning a game in NBA.

she just scored assisted by Blayre Turnbull

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Has anyone tracked how many games of Fortnite he's played and/or won on the days he's played well?
Maybe theres a correlation

please only reply to my post if the tank is still on

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somebody should try to convince Markkanen to switch sports and play in the NHL

I noticed that

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every time laine breaks a goal drought he scored pretty much the next 10 games
issa gon be good

I'm half rooting for China because I like the underdogs, but Zoe plays for the Inferno so I'm kind of torn

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>the CWHL is the superior league
I haven't watched any NWHL but I've watched a few CWHL games. Why do you think it is the CWHL attracts more Olympic talent? Do they make more money up here in Canada?

>your future wife

Burger King used to have the best fries before they decided to switch to steak fries that literally no one likes or asked for

>Game 3 : Pre-Game skate, Two maintenance workers on the ice and Coach Maurice had to yell at them to get off the ice.

>Off day between Game 3 and 4 : Police tape across the entrance to the ice so the Jets can't get on.

>Game 4 : Pre-Game skate someone turned the lights off on the Jets

>Yesterday : Alarm was turned on disrupting Jets practice

Could Vegas BE anymore spooked?

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in my head cannon we have 10 kids that all become future NHL superstars

Shenzhen is a really cool story honestly. The fact that the team is made up of non-national team players (minus Carpenter) and still keeps pace is a testament to their talent.

I say this as a hokey fan and as non-bias as I can. The CWHL has a commissioner that the players trust. The players relate to her because she has been there before. She has played in big games, knows pressure. Nothing against Dani Rylan but Jayna Hefford has a better resume. It doesn't hurt that Canada, even though they lost in the Olympics has garnered respect from the USA for years. After Pyeongchang, everyone on both sides could breath and just relax. Its no longer 1 v.s 2 its 1a. v.s 1b. A mutual respect

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Where did you find this photo of me

i cant wait to start drinking all evening into the wee hours of the mornings during weekend slates of playoff games in the 1st round, lads

Reminder that PPGs are only worth half an even strength goal and a quarter of a shorty

Stay scared m8.

speedway tbf

hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=72784

*eats you*

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...

>he hasn't seen punished chloe

Laine :D:D:DD so shit die from cancer

i understand your hate finland but theres no need to say things like that

that game was close to the end, the Chinese team really wanted to win it
Inferno won 4-3

>tfw sleepy
>sharks

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Saturday morning coffee question

Volvo, Saab, vilken är bäst?

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interesting take on the commissioners

About to make my first cup tbf, good timing.

For me it has to be Volvo tbf

'ate all other pacific friends' teams
'ate my team playing like shit rn
love all my pacific friends
love rph
simple as

fun night of hockey all around
g'night fellas, gonna pass out now
>RPH

I like both, would buy a good Volvo or Saab any day over Mercedes or BMW

Ford Mustang

Yikes

for me, its vehicles that handle well in the snow being a high mountain snowbelter

Me too friend. Back wheel drive cars with a lot of horse power, and a low ground clearance, like Mercedes and BMW are the first ones to get stuck in the snow anyway

there's no replacement for displacement

only boomers, wigger drug dealers, and mexicans drive mustangs

tbf lads
youtube.com/watch?v=qx_5pEyJbho

It's the most simple explanation. There was also salary disputes in early 2017 that lead to alot of USA national players telling Dani Rylan to go fuck herself. Compound that with the USWNT boycott of the 2017 Worlds, which the NHL actually stepped in to end because USA hockey wouldn't meet their demands. All in all, I am happy they won gold in 2018. The players deserve it

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Cars are white trash

T. Poor helsinki city boy

muscle cars are fun to drive and they make you feel like an alpha

t. youtube.com/watch?v=m--nGElz5L8

>they make you feel like an alpha
too cringe for me.
night lads

I gave a low effort reply because your post was so stupid

wasn't me who posted about cars schizo

...

you piped up about a post I made as if you were the one I was talking with, so don't call me names for assuming you are the burger flag that I was talking to

Farted just a second ago thought I'd share.

>Finns listening to FFDP/some other generic buttrock song
yikes

the box scores are up boys

youtu.be/dfEURF-FLkc

Bad news: you're not cool and no one gives a fuck what you listen to or do

kind reminder that william nylander is a canadian

Never said I was cool Keith. Doesn't change the fact that FFDP is white trash buttrock.

True and Pulju is Swedish.

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good morning
7am up and atom

no joke these "people" are the scum of the earth

>60mph winds this weekend

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true

big trade today

Reminder that Laine is shit and needs to spend less time playing vidya and doing some Rocky montage shit or whatever

t. I actually don't know a shit about what he does and I don't follow ice hockey but still mad

ded

no u

ted

tupp

>7-1

>Saturday morning in a thread full of degenerates
Derp

höna

kukko
kana

These Nordic flags aside, degenerates don't wake up at this hour on weekends, so I guess you and I are alone in that retard.

did I miss something in the past year? where are armenia and grease

sorry, Laine is still shit

patrik laine is elite

>degenerates don't wake up at this hour on week
Yes, that was my point, congratulations etc

>Yes, that was my point
That wasn't the point of your last post at all. Stop being retarded.

I've never known a woman's touch. What am I missing /hoc/?

>Two maintenance workers on the ice and Coach Maurice had to yell at them to get off the ice.
I always knew he was a douche nozzle but this cements it.

As soon as you stop pointing out the obvious you friendless virgin faggot

>douche nozzle
please go back

A lot of whining and nagging mostly

I went back to your house but there was a line around the block.

stick with the traps

>69

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>tfw there was finally some CWHL discussion but I slept through it

>want to go back to bar I'd frequent during the afternoon when I was a NEET
>guarantee the bar owners gonna have CSI on instead of the Caps game

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Armenia has been MIA since last year, I've been posting regularly bt if you call me grease again I hackenfleisch you mutterficker.

Just ask them to change it you pathetic faggot

>voluntarily seeking out a Caps game
>a Caps game against Buffalo

I was a lifelong caps fun until last year a week or two before the playoffs. Horrible time to jump ship. God eternally proving he rewards faith and loyalty

A woman's touch. you should just become the girl obviously

grease

>switching teams on a whim
shoo, we don't need your kind here

that's it, you're fucking dead

waiter, there's a grease in my /hoc/.

I’m bigger, stronger, and meaner than you. I eat 8000 calories a day.

So everyone is watching Montreal vs Markham tonight, right?

It’s the only game on in that time slot, so maybe.

you lack the Knees of Doom

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Shut up fatty

Sorry I don't think that far ahead

Hey that’s my line! >:(

I THINK THE DEVILS SUCK

I know they do

But my team sucks too so I won’t bully them

will patrik reward himself with some apex legends for breaking the slump?

*ahem*

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when the frick is >my team going to make some moves

Got off the phone with Fenton, staal for first rounder

Go back to bed, retard

>1st rounder for 500 year old rental 2c
gonna be a no from me

if you want you can come over and fuck my sister, i live in edmonton.

>Lovejoy to Stors
>Debbies get Connor Carrick plus 3rd
*yawn*

I’m a degenerate and I’m awake so there.

>3/5 of the top of the 2016 draft are certified busts
Guess which country they come from.

Let me have my coffee first

Boyle and a Stanley Cup winner gone, future looks bleak BUT NOT FOR LONG.

respected adversary

Dumpa Bay Shitening is still a nice moniker though, so be aware I will use it in the future.

how is lovejoy still a thing

Not anymore fatty

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Same but I woke up hungover and couldn't get back to sleep cause out of weed until Monday

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Are there any Jets fans here planning on or knowing anybody who that's planning on having an abortion soon? I'll do it for free I just need to keep the fetus haha

Eggs and toast lad

Jets fan here, might abort myself later.

I wish hockey was earlier. I'm going to be shitfaced by the time the game comes on.

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>want to dab on jets
>get dabbed on by a fortnite addicted zoomer instead
Any drugs for this feel?

Laine hasn't played Fortnite at all this week though.

>tfw imagining what the /hoc/ dude weeds look like
yikes

What do we think of the blowjackets going all in when they have the based Lightning and some other teams no on really cares about in their way?

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I don’t think of the blow jackets

Help me out here pekka

at least I’m not fat

you're just skinny fat.

Okay do you lads unironically like the hockey guy's videos or do you just meme about them? All he does is read the boxscore

Just woke up

FUCK YOU

I haven’t watched one in months, they are so fucking boring and pointless.

He's a fat retarded faggot so of course he appeals to the stupid snowbelters here

only retards like him, but this is /hoc/ after all

End your life you fucking psycho

Kaapo Kakko desu

The videos that are not about numbers are good.

I can't add anything. I ran across this guy once and turned it off after about15 seconds.

Snow storm coming in tonight

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I think Kaapo Kakko is going for his 2nd career liiga hat trick tonight with two goals already and about 23 minutes left to play

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gonna be cozy

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Who the FUCK would take that manlet bust over Rantanen 2.0?

What is the rookie goal scoring record in Liiga?

Edmonton

I don't know about rookie record but u18 all time record is 21 (Barkov). Kakko is currently 2nd with 18.

Any NHLers confirmed for having stinky gear? Y'know, the kind of guy who just smells bad whenever he skates by.

Teemu scored 33 goals in '90-91.

one can hope

So he's going to break that easily.

He was rookie? He had 11 game season before that.

>only shit games at prime time

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It looks that way but with these young kids you never know. Sometimes they hit slumps and there is only like 10 liiga regular season games left I think

I wouldn't even be mad.

hossa

I think it's max. 20 games before the season.

Should I make a rags-debbies thread or will grease just shit it up?

Is greece even up?

I'm currently getting heemed by rain
t. sunbelt

Your mom's muff

>laine fluent in english now, barely a hint of his accent anymore
>pulju still sounds like a retarded toddler trying to form sentences

bulju is a low effort lazy piece of shit that can’t even into hokkei

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Sucks to suck

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Pulju fluent in swedish

Snowbelt
>upper midwest
>non coastal Canada
>Russia
>Finland
Sunbelt
>everywhere else

Excuse me?

We call people like bulju "amis"

>he thinks snow means snowbelt

not sure to be honest. Amis guys are these days pretty good with English because they play online games all the time.(no need to stufy)

That's it motherfucker, post your forecast

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How do Hughes and Kakko compare to Svechnikov?

pulju is just dumb.
on and off the ice

For me it's slowly scrolling through the catalog and finding the proper thread.

Let's see how smart you come across trying to speak Finnish

>tfw i do the same even though writing /hoc would save at least 30 seconds everytime

Shitretarded argument. There no excuse for 20 year old Finn not to speak good English.

...

retard

Which team will get fucked over the hardest during the Seattle expansion draft?

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jesus calm down

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Not vegas

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That's what I thought

looks cool

the stadium series game should be on right now instead of tonight

get rekt Pekka

Yeah it was nice proxy canada-kun

das rite

we apologize for him, not all of us are actually that retarded

no lightning till monday

5 BING

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hopefully, Vancouver

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Does /hoc/ creampie?

creampie what?

Who early morning /yfmoc/???

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nah baking is for women

I want everyone to put their best effort forth with this mornings >rags posting

coconut, lad
best cream pie
gonna add that to the grocery list

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early morning was 6 hours ago

pro/rel user in the last two threads was based. Tbh a league with no Senators or filthy Edmonton sounds great.

their was no nhl /hoc/ six hours ago, but you are technically correct, Sir
the best kind of correct

It's early afternoon, if anything

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>their
>rags

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FUCK jew york and FUCK poo jersey

more fuck my assholy fuck my pussy

>crapitals

Seattle expansion should be canceled and Halifax should get a team

Just won Stanley cup. Sweeped rags. Tyler Ennis won Smythe. 23 goals 10 assist in16 game

>devlels

That manlet won the Smythe? lmao

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To see Poulin hit 50pts and Laura Stacey zoom around? Sure

Where's the bulge?

>Mohammed vs Pajeet

Totally fucking based. If the Laffs lose, the window has closed.

mons pubis

Who shall be /bamboozled/ this trade deadline?

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I don’t think we’re even making any moves so not us.

>debbies

Nice scrap pussies

smith just pulled such a little bitch move

Can't contain my erection desu

>crapitals
>again
could have sent that one my telegram, kiddoes

>by
fuck, am I drunk?
>or not drunk enough?

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Devils getting stomped by the
>rags

who do the rags have such a faggot ass goal chant?

>schn3ider

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>why are faggots faggots

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oh right of course, it was so obvious

Why isnt lundqvist in the goal?

Going to a bluejackets game

who here /caniac/ ?

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back to back, georgiev today
hank tomorrow

because he is a ringless faggot swede

based

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>driving group today
>friends want me to move my stick to make room
"No"

Unironically supporting them because my team is a bust

got eem

T: helsinki city boy

I wanna fucc that logo

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Lundqvist is homosexual?

all swedes are

No u are lmao

What if we made gloves but like instead of for your hands they were for your feet?

t. fag

haha you got, I love cocks

will cbj trade panarin now that duchene is here? will bob get replaced by quick? someone redpill me on dealing russians

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In mother russia, russians deal you.

it's fucking raging here, constant strong winds and rain and I work at night, lel

It’s been like that here last couple of weeks. Finally sunny and somewhat warm.

>grease
>work
Doubt.jpg

I'm glad you can accept your sexuality openly like this

What are you doing for work these days my friend

In a just and right world the sens would be relegated to make room for either Hartford HC, Hamilton HC or QC HC

The Micmac were an east coast tribe though so you're wrong

Seymour just died

She works in a brothel

brothers

lel, TOLD

looking into buying a pair of ice skates lads
is it easy to bake the skates yourself or should I have a rink pro shop do it?

don't forget the reddiquette

Basically they are going all in and not gonna trade him. For some reason they think they have a window right now

Finland is literally Carolina tier

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Skinner is going to have his left leg amputated.

memes aside, why do we keep whyte people?

those are all made up names

>helsinki
>finland
We are a completely separate thing from that backwoods shithole.

Kakko - McTaävii - Puljujärvi

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Helsinki is to Finland what NYC is to America

lmao there was just article that by 2030 1/3 of Finland population will live in Helsinki and another 1/3 will live in the suburbans of helsinki. So that's basically 2/3 near Helsinki and 1/3 left to other big cities.

is there something wrong with helsinki or something?

>he's never been to Scotland
>he doesn't shave
>he doesn't eat fish
>he's never banged a girl named Libby
>he didn't beat up a kid named Spencer

LOL awesome dude!!!!!! take my updoot!!!

why is the Rangers Devils stream showing Caps and Buffalo?

Based and helsinkipilled

this is one of the worst posts I've ever seen

if you've never done it before just let them do it. lots of places do it for free when you buy a pair of skates

full of subhuman cavemen who don't speak english and are prone to drunkeness and violence. not to mention the immigrants.

Country idiots dislike it because "muh immigrants". Helsinki is one of the best cities in Europe especially in Summers. t.traveller

cuz they're smarter than you

keeping a store. Going to read the betting sheet one hour in because with that weather nobody's going out. I hope it has hockey.

hell stinky

I always keep a stick and pair of gloves in my car so if I see a street hockey game I can jump in or if a fucking punk decides to step up I can put the gloves on and drop the gloves

because nobody wants to watch the devlels

who /bulking/ here?

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if buy bulking you mean day drinking then yes

They'll probably let them go to free agency now and try to ride them to a first round exit.

I always keep a katana in my car in case I encounter a ninja from a rival clan

i keep a couple of pucks in there too in case someone cuts me off in traffic and i have to clap bombs at their back window

ahhh the "liquid diet"
very good, VERY good

>work out 4-5 times a week for two years straight
>get really busy for a couple weeks back in october
>haven't lifted since
why the fuck can't i get back into it

lel

double lel

triple lel

My nigga

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gains goblins got you
you gotta stop feeding them

I got to check out Helsinki for a day because of a really long layover and I really liked it. Although one of the first things I saw when I got the train at the Helsinki station late at night was a group of Somali guys with two young Finnish girls, not even memeing.

the Devils seem composed, albeit behind in score

proofs

Where are Zucc and Hayes going?

Guess how many fucks I give about what you think bitchface

Zucc to boston
Hayes to carolina

Zucc is so likeable, don't want to see him in Boston :(

You've never left your mom's basement

i traveled around all the northern yuro countries for a month after college and i'm convinced that at least a quarter of the men of all those countries are literal cucks. it was bizarre

its malmö tier

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Go Caps

Alright you fucking fags, I can take a picture of my passport when I get home in a few hours.

Agreed

post your skates while you're at it, you sweaty nerd

There are no craps fans on /hoc/

>Boston trading for a manlet

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>debbies

Starting a business. I'll give your hockey stick the nicest tape job you've ever seen for an 8 pack of budlight

haze to calgary

there is nothing likable about manlets you stupid fucking dane

Just kill yourself instead

Here lad, just reduced to phoneposting.

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these swedebusts keep scoring and harshing my mellow

>Zuccarello is getting traded
Which team is getting the Zucc?

DAMEME

for an 8 pack i want knob grip and wax and you better not leave a flap on the back heel

>craps

Calgary more like Basedgary

Calgary desu

Do you tape your stick toe to heel, or heel to toe?

zucc to pongs, plays on crosby's line

this is the post

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Heel to toe
Preds, Bruins, Flames

who are you rooting for in the playoffs if your team isn’t making it?

Can't wait for the paper tigers to get eliminated in the first round

Hayes was Gaudreau's roommate in juniors and they are apparently close friends. Also Hayes is Tkachuk's cousin. On the radio they've been saying there is a pretty high likelihood that Brad Treliving is looking to pick him up for a 1st rounder and a prospect

Canes

>knob grip

what's that?

>wax

is this to prevent the puck from bouncing?

>back heel

is there a front heel?

Based, thank >you for the support.

the underdog, whoever that is

bloos

why does it post like that and how does it still not know about google

the knob is the opposite side of the stick from the blade, and yes you wax the tape to make it grip the puck better

Calgary Flames is the most unlikable team in the NHL.

You've literally never skated have you?

Manlets have no business playing hockey.

Fuck you

What about the cacucks

yet I could figure out what those terms meant.
I've skated, but never played hockey in my life, something that will not remain so forever.

Double thick rolled grips high and low. Take finger marks for the top hand.
Toe to heel for my own but I uhhhhh go both ways

Are French Canadians the same as Frenchies in that all their movies revolve around a young woman's sexual adventures?

I hope you die tomorrow morning

Why are we playing any intermission games, ewe guise?
>I'm fugging bored -_-

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lesbian sexual adventures because the males are all creepy as fuck

just watched ice guardians, great documentary on enforcers

Hanging out with French Canadians is cool because all they do is drink cheap beer, hack darts, eat pea soup, and watch hockey. Plus lots of qts

>tomorrow morning
Why make us wait?

you're just saying that because there's no finns on the team

didn't want it to go peacefully in its sleep

Yeah, just like you've "had sex" with "multiple women".

Don't smoke

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I've scored on multiple goalies

Are they into weed?

I heard a funny joke but I can't remember the end. It starts "A drug addicted middle eastern government parasite walks into a hockey rink"

"... He stays after the rink closes and sleeps under the stands."

would calgary fans give up the based weed man for someone like simmonds or ferland?

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it ends with a rant about the glory of communism and refugees

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Good job, Debbie
>You useless bitch

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>#FlaPanthers officially sitting C Derick Brassard in final game before

Having sex with multiple women is hardly an accomplishment in this day and age.

curling is on

.. the deadline

>DEBBIEEEE
youtu.be/MugHh4s57F4

Scoring on multiple goalies is hardly an accomplishment in this day and age.

morning lads.

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haha yeah

golf is on

good afternoon

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>wake up
>bulju STILL not traded

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yeah he only played a few games this year before a high ankle sprain put him out of the lineup. He looked good, but the flames have enough D-men that I would be fine with seeing him traded for some forward depth

>You're the best
>AROUND

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Get hype boys

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Maybe..
..you should go back to sleep?
>couple of drink is you, who know, maybe Bulju disappears

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Looks extremely comfy

can't wait for winter, hit the slopes again. buying another board when lib tech does their release in a month or so.

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Yeah, but even North Carolina and Vegas got snow this year.

Sharks desu

and Hawaii

G'day mate

let's throw another shrimp on the barbie

We've had it since November

California too

No one cares

I've heard that Aussies love when foreigners say that to them.

Boom

I played with a guy who taped his stick all white and then put a couple pieces of black tape on the blade because he thought it would trick the goalie into thinking it was a puck.

Starting a gofundme to send myself to Australia to tell people how good the jets and finland are at hockey

woof.. waffle dog..

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hi

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I'm a bender but I'm fast as fuck so I don't get chirped for taping my ankles.

i mean even if it worked just once it was probably worth

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

just use all black tape and it camouflages the puck on the blade

That's some next level trickery

how much does it cost to be your neighbor?

A just cause, with a sound and well thought out battle plan

Put me down for five boxes of thin mints and one Fudgey the Whale, I hope the girls win State this year

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whats going on cunt?

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Literally nothing wrong with being a bender as long as youre fast and agile. It's called being unorthodox and if we're ever gonna bring hockey to the gooks we'll need it

only dykepuck is interested in those "people"

No one cares you dont care faggit

Anaheim m8

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You can live with me in my shitty apartment if you want
The median income here is less than 50K, that thing is never going to sell for that.

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what the fuck. this home is 2 mil ez in my area. im moving in lad.

Make a new thread or I'm going to fucking say it

>rags

New bread

tbf that house looks to be about 100 years old

real new

>Vankever

>sneedmour