/rug/

Lock your pick and find out.

>this Tahs scrum

who /stilldevastated/ by the reds loss

big strong nippon scrum bullying the smol aussies

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Stupid fucking Six60 gig can't get a fucking Uber.

me tttt

>Georgian prop with 60 caps bullying two noobs

yea kepu the most capped australian prop of all time is a huge noob

Oh I was thinking of based Harry. Fuck Kepu

yeah barrett would have scored that

is phipps injured or has gibson realised he's a complete shitter?

Gibbo is clued in m8

Is that why there's s million normies matching through Mt Albert...

FT
Canada 56-0 Chile

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great try

awowoooooooo

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>sunwolves beat waratahs
>hurricanes beat crusaders

sunwolves > waratahs
waratahs > hurricanes (almost)
huricanes > crusaders

sunwolves > crusaders

kek imagine being a Tards fan

*selects a team of 90% waratahs*

>come home after a day out
>sunwolves leading at half time

dreams do come true

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*gets btfo by a single Barrett with 4 tries*

Sunwolves were leading 18-12 30 mins into last game too, they still got trounced 77-25 in the end.

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Wallabies looking shit lads

Where was that kicking last week you fucking melter

It's a midafternoon miracle m8

Paddy are you a Tahs man?

>not knowing paddy is Reds man
cazzie alert

i love shitting on foley as much as the next non-wallabiescoach but he did hit 5/6 last week.

me and reds year la are one and the same

but he missed the most important kick, going against his reputation as le iceman

not keeping up with the dreary personalities on rug doesn't make you a casual "mate"

>Pissrael Poolau

Reckon Tony Brown will nampa that Jap qt?

best personalities on Yea Forums imo

Parker is really coming into his own tbqh
I think this was a good move for him ultimately and I'm happy he's performing

>two-dads
>putting a boomer on the field

>shedcunt
>a good personality
is this opposite day

foley is really bad

Foley is fine, he's exactly what Aussie teams need because he can actually kick and runs straight at the like without drifting. He's no world beater but he's the best we have.

Much better off a big fish in a small pond when you're a second tier kiwi first-five

Give Sunwolves your energy
\o/ AWOOOOO \o/

its probably more helpful for him as he gets to play more and is put into much more difficult situations

good crucible for him

This ref has been the best this season. Looking forward to seeing more of him.

grim

what would /rug/ be without shitting on sheddy

a kinder place

Penalty try and card needs to stop. Fucking ruining games.

Since moving out of his grim little shed and getting a job like normal people, he's become over-confident. Needs taking down a peg.

>tard charges in from the side
>penalty to the tahs

sure thing boer

the proud brave sunwolves are not allowed to beat the wallabies it does not fit sanzar's narrative

This

the Best ending we can hope for is another upset at the RWC, with Japan knocking the Cheikabies out in the quarters

Picking Japan to knock someone big out of the WC, hopefully England or Poopeelia

dear oh dear

Literally impossible, there's no way for Australia and Japan to meet before the semis at least.

>Japan knocking the Cheikabies out in the quarters
after the game a cloaked figure exits japan's coaching box and reveals himself as shogun sir stephen larkham OAM

>shit theyre getting close
>better put the rest of our wallabies on

>new south wallabies

Sunwolves OH FUCK YEAH GAMON

holy fucking based

AWOOOOOOOOOO

AWOOOOOOOOOO

Australia's done.

Guess it is Reds year after all

Another cracker match

I wanna know raylene castle's reaction to how close this match is between the golden boys of australian super and the AWOOS

Might get pizza with pineapple on it again.

AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOO

Reds look good 2bh

>normalfag 2018 memes in my /rug/

>teleports behind u

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just rubbed one out on a pineapple pizza lads

must be terrifying as a tah knowing any penalty conceded in your own half means 3 points for the sunwolves

>mercenary team of underdogs beats the Wallabies
It really is like we're playing scotland

Not a single australian team will win this weekend
grim

AWOOOOOO

so fucking tense wtf

AWOOOOOOOOO

wonder if theyll position parker for a droppie

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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tension

Called it

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

dear oh dear

Hunt got a finger on it
game saver

haven't ordered it yet.
Also, get a proper job m8

What broke old mates leg?
Also arm was up for a sunwolves penalty what happened ?

Was a Tahs penalty, he was in front of the kicker and it wasnt touched. There was no advantage.

offside from a kick

was underneath the collapsed maul

what stream do you guys use?
vipbox.live i can't see shit cuz theres somethijng about ad banner

>most dominant aussie team having to cower and run the clock

wouldnt really call it a win tbqh

Sky Go my friend

the wrong team won 2/2 games so far this week

can i have stream pls

>3rd best Aussie team

watch.foxtel.com.au

Yeah, sure thing mate

*pisses on you*

the game just finished

ye but i want to see hurricanes shit on crusaders
who am i kidding fuckign crusdaers fucking always win im done
go jaguares

landgods deserved the win mate

The amount of wallabies makes that seem like a hollow statement

you aren't wrong though, 3rd at best

Yeah mate

watching on TV but try:
stream2watch.stream/live-sports-streaming/rugby/

Crusaders looked VERY beatable last week in Auckland.

thank u dude you are fuckign chad
i found tho in cricfree i forgot
wish i had an hd one

cheers faggots

no is just when a team shit so much like blues did last season they have one lucky game yet they couldn't beat it

gonna stay awake for chiefs game, i love watching that mckenzie guy

watching on TV but try stream2watch.stream

PINEKINO
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ok you're welcome m8
bookmark it

yeah his sideways attack is 2nd to none

Jap crowds look fun. WC will be amazing

I wish I could find the clip from like his first or second season where he just punched another player in the jaw while the ref wasnt looking

I got to go to a red hurricanes game just over a year ago, and even though it was the middle of the day during the week, the people who were there were going nuts

LFWRLABM

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Go the canes
t. Detractors in chch

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Wish there was a way both poosaders and hurrs could lose

was debating going but think ill skip, since I support neither team. Have a good one user

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based Good Guys supporter

based fucking landGOD

Never looked back since my Mum told me I could pick a super jersey when she signed up for sky when I was a wee lad. Still got it too

Landers or die

OFFICIAL SUPER RUGBY ALIGNMENTS
>Good Guys
Landers, Blues, Sunwolves, Force (RIP), Sharks, Reds
>Neutral
Hurricanes, Jags, Stormers, Bulls, Tahs, Brumbies
>Bad Guys
Crusaders, Chiefs, Lions, Rebels

uh, gonna be REALLY disappointed if you turn out to be a plastic m8. where are you from

NZ, but moved around overseas until I was 9. been a fan of Jeff Wilson since i was 6

the fuck does that even mean

next kid I see flossing is getting booted in the sternum

where are your olds from?

Pretty easy to understand you dull cunt.

Mum is from just outside Dunedin, Dad is from Canterbury

GO THE...
hmm

Based mum

did your dad cheat?

Pretty much
even let me paint my bedroom walls blue & yellow

greentext the jersey story while we wait for kickoff

like this Hurrs jersey

nice kick Jordie kek

Not much to it
>move back to NZ in late 03
>Mum realises we don't have a way to watch the footy going into the '04 season
>Sky is doing a promo where you get a free team jersey if you sign up and get Sky Sport
>she asks me what team I wanna support
>most of my extended family is from Otago
>always liked it there
>saw a few local games there when visiting from overseas with my granddad
>even saw an NPC game at the Brook
>didn't hesitate when responding Highlanders
>jersey came in a medium
>still fits today
>all the melted on logos are a bit fucked though

I like that story.
where did you live overseas?

Uh, in order from when I was born in englel

England
Houston, Texas
Jakarta, Indonesia
Guildford, England
Singapore
NZ for a few months while waiting on visas for
Virginia, USA
Hong Kong
and then back to NZ, family home is in Canterbury

yikes

crikey

wholesome

landers have been my NZ team since me and a mate casually observed an ITM cup game in a pub about a decade ago where otago got pumped 40something+ points but they just kept going. OTG is in my heart.

>Hurritards

got to go to the 7s when I was in Hong Kong, that was fun. NZ consulate actually invited a bunch of expat families there to a dinner with the fiji and cook island teams a night or two before, have a rugby ball signed by like 25 of them back home

>poosaders > hurrs
>blues > poosaders
Blues championship year lads cap it

Highlanders were MY team first when I moved to Dunedin before the 1994 season reeeeeee

fucking easy

>Richie

god dammit

that guy can't kick for shit
even my mexican forward second line kicks better

ME OH MY I TELL YOU WHAT

YES BOY

Man, the saders shithole stadium really is a massive home team advantage

god I miss lancaster

extra pineapple lads

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That sounds pretty cool, meanwhile I was happy enough living in Northcote and playing for Taka RFC, not knowing Hong Kong existed

Mexican SR team when

Good call Lad

Hey man, nothing wrong with that
While living overseas was cool I had to start at a new school every 12 months or so, sometimes less, and got mercilessly bullied in the states for having a weird accent and arriving a week after the towers fell

How long is Beauden out for? Surely he's finished tenderizing his missus' asshole

Yeah lad, he worked her gash over last weekend, her asshole during the week, and he's moved onto her throat this lovely sabbath

shit game

So hes back next week or is that hand chandy time?

ROG SPOTTED

He stepped out

Imagine being a Wellingcuck

Okay never mind, ridiculous island monkey athletics

Replay disagrees

>PISSRAT

Holy fuck there is a yellow coming here

Penalty try and a yellow will sort this game out

Never mind, fuck inconsistent refereeing
>a try was scored therefore your offence is no longer punishable

>crusaderswinlol

>flashing goal posts
big yikes

bitch

Might tune out until the next game

Taufua should've backed his momentum

>Hurricans year

lmao
saders aren't as kino as they used to be, but they're still good enough

youtu.be/BsH3WNxVIqo

What were the odds for each team before the game Lads? I forgot to take a look

FUCK the Crusaders

I like whore semen

5 or 6 massive displays by the canes
Should be 24-6 at minimum

Wellington or Poorington?

side note
where do I buy sunwolves merch?
Wanna get a jersey for a friend who lives in a rugbyless country.
big fan of this one in particular

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>Cully seething

HTS

Welshington

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Notverywellington

highlanders only team with enough heart to stop the crusaders

kino

make friends with me, and my ex-gf in Japan mails us one

Honestly mate, how do
and how much

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>still only have one HTS on my phone

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unfortunate lad

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canterbury.com/mens-sunwolves-replica-home-jersey-p26032

>out of stock
>not the same jersey

thanks though Lad, I appreciate it

ROG scouting for the Irish. O'Makalele a good strong irish name

I'll stock up for next week

FUCK the crusaders glad I couldn't find anywhere to watch this game.

np, had a few whiskys

>even the commentators are embarrassed for the Canes

Meh, might as well go for shower then watch the Chiefs game

Get revved up for the Brumbies tonight boys

youtu.be/71Ve57TmqzI

>BAA!

where do you hail from m8

Jesus, Lam had to do it all by himself

Just holidaying in Taiwan and seeing relatives.

Ben "should be an All Black" lam*

good ref call desu

good strong mayo name if I say so myself

Based Statsy how's the chinky homo scene lad

Was Chris Boyd actually that good of a coach?

this crowd is even deader than usual
not much worse than a foregone conclusion at half time

>the only joy they know is the hollow victories of their cheating rugby club
Saddens me 2bh

truly a shallow and flaccid existence

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He had past relationships with a bunch of good u20s players (tj, shields) and got barrett dropped in his lap.

>SWEED GAROLIN DU DU DU :D :D

So Steve Hanson but super rugby?

Had to push them off me with my stiff arm fend mate, the /rug/ in me just oozes too much homo swag

Jordie dead

Karma for being a rapist.

T R Y
R
Y

>that kick

to be fair, its a bit breezy tonight

yikes
seriously though what country you from? just interested

You wouldn't believe it, the Canes have hung on to the ball long enough to score!

At least Coles is back

Blues beat the Hurricanes in Wellington cap it

I WANNAA KNOOOOWWWWW

Crusaders beat Canes in Christchurch, cap it

*sip* yup now THATS a song

what a hidings

>Razor cool calm and collected

what a Lad

Saw the wifi password in the coaches booth. It's chchstadium real shame no crowd to use it.

Razor's a meathead.

lmao

desu, no matter how exciting, AMI "Stadium" is fucking horrible, only acceptable part is if you get a box or are in the zoo
all the other seats are fucking terrible and the facilities suck shit

never forget the drone shot over the 'tunnel' on the lions tour a couple years ago

>forgot we're in the middle of week2
lads forgive me

no worries mate
you missed a stunner of a match between the Waratards and Based gutsy Sunwolves
this game's been a wash

Teams that are done:
Hurricanes, Tahs, Chiefs

Teams in glorious ascension:
Blues, Landers, Sunwolves

Hurricanes suck arse kek

>what was the key difference for you from last week
yeah definitely we weren't playing a good team like the Blues

I'm just a kiwi that works in oz bro, I'm on rug often.

based truthposting Lad

youtu.be/s5fr2htrSoU

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ok NEXT game plz

nice one hope you're enjoying your travels m8

I take it back, Landers in cringescension

thanks bro

for me? its the legend of zorro on tv2

walking the dogs

Not beating the missus

Unless you're a poosaders fan, in which case burn in hell

>Brodie Retallick's 100th game
gg

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Can the Queefs utilise memekenzie's lack of tackling ability to defeat the Bumbies?

nice kick dmac

Me? Nah. Why would you suspect that?
[spoiler]Crusaders to win the Super Rugby 2019, watch this space[/spoiler]

i mean its one of the safer bets you could make
the real question is who will have home advantage in the finals

What's up with the chiefs nameplate on the score though?

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Based FoxSports

I thought it was some middle eastern countries flag for a half second

also holy shit memekenzie's tackling never fails to underwhelm

>second worst aus team beating the second best nz team

Drew Mitchell and Stephen Hoiles are barely able to speak

Chiefs have no HEART

>two the thrashings in a row

>Chaffs

>changed my pick to the chiefs at the last second
JUST

Ruined Kick & Chase last year. I dont even think they're running it this year.

Shitkenzie exposing himself and his negative impact on points scored for/against

Mate never do that
Follow through my guy, you gotta believe in the leave

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hoiles is on “Rugby Kickons” with Louise Ransome after gamesm

Yeah I saw that but cringed too hard. I also hate Ransome.

>sunwolves

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>shitkenzie in charge of covering the close run

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is mckenzie the quade cooper of new zealand but not good?

Brumbies on title winners watch

Really has been a while since 2013 huh

Yeah, he's rated by selectors and the media
but most fans fucking hate him

Agreed, Natalie the wog is far hotter

WAGON WHEEEEELLL

All four aus teams look much better this year
Will we, dare I say it, have two Aus teams in the finals this year?

Holy shit the queefs are fucking done boys.

>Getting raped by the team that lost to the fucking REBELS

HTS boys, fucking need it to keep the thread alive during this boring as shit game

If you can outperform the Sharks or jaguares, likely

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for me its natalie

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for me, it’s also natalie

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Gonna enjoy watching chiefs and hurrs cop a few shameful hidings this year

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I'm in total agreement with you lad. Prefer the kiwi lasses to both though.

Bumboys gonna choke this
>kiwi lasses
can’t say i’ve seen em

dad is one hot take from kafer or martin to start watching this in silence

what the FUCK was that mckenzie KEK

Holy fuck McKenzie playing so desperate

Kafe is the only good thing about Fox coverage.

he looks like a caricature of a player who's a creative 10 but doesn't actually know how to be creative so he just tries lots of one handed passes and shit

amazing how each nz team has the same salary cap and yet such a disparity still exists

Scotland

*whips it forward along the ground at you*
except when he goes on those long spiels that add nothing to the commentary
nowhere near the worst though

Hate the queefs, love this result.

Thank God Ben O'Keeffe isnt reffing this one. Still remember when he refballed thr Crusaders back from a 30 point deficit against the tahs last year.

love a bit of Van Morrison during a penalty break

is this the same brumbies that got run over by the fucking rebels last week

Apparently it is

mckenzie is what, 1/4 for kicks tonight? or 2/5?

Can't remember lads, is there a system in place to punish teams for deliberately benching players in games that don't matter or are decided pretty much? similar to the NBA?

that was the most pathetic reffing display i’ve seen in a while
How no one saw moody heeeming beale and then collecting for the try is beyond me

why would you punish a team for that?

No

I still have nightmares about it. The worst display I've seen in the past couple of years, including the NZ France tests and the Aus Ireland tests.

BRUMBIES GET IN THERE

Chiefs are fucking finishe d

the NBA does it so that big televised games that end up being meaningless in the points table still have stars playing
like you cant deliberately rest your entire starting lineup if its a nothing game.
It's stupid as shit though cause it increases injury risk and its all for ratings.

was wondering if Super did it in regards to like, pulling your entire starting XV for bench players and reserves if you didnt care about the outcome of a match or there was a ton of travel involved

cheers mate good to know

Brumbies are my real team you know

>tfw change my pick from Brumbies to Chiefs by 7 after seeing it was Retallick's 100th game

>the Tah's only won by 1 point and a missed drop goal
>the canes barely even showed up until the last 15 minutes
>"this ain't it chiefs"

what an interesting night, shame the first match was the only one worth watching

godamn it feels good to be a canberran right now

Yesterday was still the game of the round

yesterday still had the best game of the weekend

True enough, but the Sunwolves play some entertaining and gutsy rugby so it's a close call for me

>shitkenzie almost missed the 22 dropout touch

jesus fucking christ

This is actually the worst I've seen McKenzie play

50 burger incoming

its about what he normally does, he just hasnt been able to offset it with the occasional try finisher or a .500 kicking rate

All I do is win boys

Based Northcote lad

*passes forward to you along the ground*

Do they, dare I say it, go for 60?

The Brumbies have always been the classiest Auseie outfit. Scarcely a starting Wallaby among them and still 54 points on the second best Kiwi team in a non-contest. Can't wait until Pocock comes back.

>tfw the CrusaGOATs are the only remaining good nz team

>brumbies get bodied by the rebs last week
>brumbies fucking destroy chufs

New Zealand rugby is fucking done.

>Quade
>good

For me, it's the 8.30 replay

>second best
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. The Chiefs are third at best.

Highlanders got lucky against them last week, IIRC Chiefs won both last year. Canes are finished. Blues are trash.

Teams that are fucking done:
Chiefs, Hurricanes, Tahs

Teams that are in glorious ascension:
Brumbies, Reds, Blues, Moondogs

How dare you

THIS IS THE YEAR BOYS

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SUPER RUGBY
BLEDISLOE
TRC
RWC

thats so fucking retarded

Excellent post.

yeah it is, was just curious if SANZAR was that hungry for money or not

don't rugby players have to have their minutes managed anyway? and that would be at the discretion of the coach

i know that you have to boost ratings somehow (especially here in australia), but i would hope that they wouldn't stoop that low

american sports have so much riding on x player playing more than y minutes a game for ratings
some players dont come off at all during finals/playoffs so making sure theyre rested during regular season in prep is important. I know the cavaliers were fined for resting players, same for the knicks I think

Yeah, I think rugby is a lot more fluid about it and allows for a much better player management over a season.
things like world cup finals are different though I guess in regards to richie playing with a broken foot etc

I dont think you play RWC finals without the world's best player if he's willing.

Any other Welsh folk watching this in England?

Love the maximum butthurt here when we win.

yeah exactly, must win games/playoffs/finals are big exceptions, but during regular season in the NBA at least, theres punishments for not putting your best team forward, its really shitty considering how many games they play. NFL has one game a week so every game matters pretty much, MLB is a massive shitshow where you basically hope to god your pitchers make it to post season without tearing their shoulder and elbow tendons, and NHL is a laff.

Yeah it is. If the threat of losing a game isn’t enough to make you want to play your best team then either it’s like 1 week before finals or there are too many games in the season.

>tfw the big bash now has 60 games a season
more like the way too big bash amirite

yeah, NBA is 82 games a season for each team, 41 home, 41 away
the away games also generally alternate nightly with home games so players arent really given much rest inbetween, it really makes sense to want to rest key players, since they're such a big impact

English football has this as well. A bunch of lower league clubs got fined recently because they were intentionally fielding weakened teams in the lower league cup competition as a protest against PL youth sides being involved.

I've legitimately seen NBA analysts make the argument that's it's not fair for fans because they want to see the stars like that matters. The cringe example they gave was "What about that kid in Portland who is a cavs fan for lebron and the cavs only come to town once and they save up money to go see them and lebron doesn't play" as if some bandwagon little shit matters

>82 games a season
How long is a season? That's fucking ridiculous if its anything less than 2 years.

October to April I think

yeah its pretty stupid, like honestly player health is so important and gets shafted so often

english football seems like a massive marathon with so much injury risk

there's actually a funny storyline right now in field hockey with the Indian mens team maybe not making the olympics for the first time ever or something, cause they fielded second string teams at 'lesser' tournaments then lost the big ones they needed to win

6 months plus playoffs which take a month or more cause the teams play best of 5 or 7 series
if you want a marathon, baseball is around 160 games in regular with up to 180ish to win the world series, whole thing is april to maybe november

basketball isnt a contact sport so resting isnt anywhere near as important as rugby/nfl. soccer plays several games a week too

>Rhyno Smith
>Makazole Mapimpi
>Chiliboy Ralepelle
>Phepsi Buthelezi

the sharks players have really cool names desu

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it may not be a contact sport but the frequency of play and stress they put on their legs is very real

Not that many. Cricket is a sport where you stand around all day waiting for something to do, and in t20 it's only a couple of hours instead of all day, but even the ever-increasing big bash only has 14 games per team over 2 months, or about 1 game every 4 days.

I think the arguments in England are to do with the "integrity of the sport" ie the oddsmakers will lose their shit if they get shafted by a big team resting players. It's so shitty for the lower league teams because they play more games and in more competitions than the PL sides, with shitter facilities, and they don't take a break during intl games

Any sport played at a professional level needs resting. Basketball is pretty intense and requires lots of sharp qu8ck movements that strain muscles and aren't easy for giganiggas to do. Some kid just blew his acl

african-american negroes do not need testing, they are a slave race

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not long till Blues

It’s current year dude. Take your race science elsewhere.

...which is as nothing when compared to the collective Welsh whinging after an England win in Cardiff.

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Are not your ancestors of the convict persuasion? Also, don't make shit posts like this in /rug/, we aren't racists here.

t. Potatonigger

>Lobos do Sol
>Chefes

If aussi teams are winning, it implies in quality decreasing of SR. As consequence, SH is fucked as hell for WC.

Please Scotland, honour our alliance, beat us and end our pain

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I wouldn't be too hopeful with how fucked the squad is

how are the teams looking la

God Help us

cant pick between the blues or the sharks

>Ireland have a losing record against Scotland throughout history

me oh my

Then don't bother.
Pick between the reds and the whites.

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i have to pick between them too

If England comes first and Wales come second, Brexit will be a success. If anything else, a failure.

Not hyped for the World Cup lads

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Brexit is already a failure unfortunately

>rugby isn't ga-

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english rugby players are known for being extremely gay, especially the schoolboys
i really hope someone knows what I mean when i say post “that” video

>tfw pc culture means you can't even tickle your friends balls anymore
This is why Brexit is needed

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I don't know what that video is, but here's an article about the time that James Haskell brought his teammates on an end of season river cruise, where he dressed up as a woman, got his teammates to perform sex acts on each other and stuck a bottle up someone's ass.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3863020/amp/England-rugby-star-James-Haskell-held-court-sexually-degrading-boat-trip-party.html

Not sure how long these pasty white aucklanders will survive in the Durban sun

Had a cheeky bet on Scotlel despite them missing their only good players. If France win they'll probably keep Noves on which will be good for England in the world cup. Win-win really

>Dylan Hartley simultaneously being a prudish killjoy and a massive faggot
Sounds about right

sounds very english

Because of Norf Ireland. Éire would have a better record.

>caring about the amateur era
I can understand why a Scot would need to do that

>Noves
It's Brunel now, Englanon

Fuck France desu

>d-doesn't count!

Our best hope
If not for them, then Scotland is our last chance

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>relying on Scotland

Hahahaha

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>have friends in France
>they're all hard working lads
>they're shitting themselves because Brexit is going to fuck up their exports which means job cuts and France's economy is already dying and there's riots over the petrol prices going up
>Germany is fucked too
France, do the world a solid and leave the EU. Then join the Commonwealth. Get USA to join too. Then Qatar, Bahrain, Oman and UAE. Then we can form the Commonwealth Economic Bloc, fuck Germany, China and Russia.

Wales is going to absolutely twat England because they've had two weeks to prepare to counter the English meme kick tactic. They'll have wingers dropping further back to help and England have no muscle or speed to be able to shake it up. I predict an easy 30+ point gap.

But UK is unitedstatian colony since 1945

I predict you've been eating too many leek sandwiches.

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>this entire post

cringe

Nah mate, Wales gonna twat England, bet on it.

Much like your life mate.

That's now how the Commonwealth works.

>join the Commonwealth
user we're historical ennemies
i mean, we would rule the world easily if we teamed up, but it wouldn't be fun

>not understanding what the Commonwealth is or how it works
France are about as likely to ever be a part of the Commonwealth as you are to move out of the friendzone with Sharon from work, m8

Our last yet worst hope

It's funny how ireland fans are so quiet. Lose one game don't get bonus points and it's all quiet.

Fucking delighted I am. Bandwagoning cunts get what they deserve. Absolutely seething they are.

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Post 1815 we've been frwens. It could be great.

What? France can join the Commonwealth if it wants, retard. France has even proposed forming a Union between the two countries.

little west brit cunt

You should be stripped of your voting rights based on how utterly delusional your understanding of global politics is.

Rugby fans here have actually had a pop at England for having a foreign manager. How fucking stupid can you actually get?

Having fun in Dublin on your mates stag weekend?

I mean you're definitely COPEing right now but I don't disagree with you

I have no idea how you came to that decision. France, in 1956, proposed joining with the UK as a Anglo-French Union. They also offered to join the Commonwealth. They have been interested in doing so occasionally. Commonwealth doesn't mean they're part of the country but it can be used to improve the world. As for the other ones, again, they're former colonies and can do it and Trump has also said he's up for discussing joining the Commonwealth. As for your comment on 'global politics', nothing could be further from the truth. The Commonwealth Economic Bloc has been proposed multiple times.

Not on a stag do I just cant stand the rugby crowd. You have to admit they are awful

you really think Wales are going to win by more than 30 points?
also giving the fullback the run around isn't a "meme tactic" whatever the fuck that means and you're also not giving the English defence credit

At least they know he's Australian. Those Scots who savagely attacked Sir Eddie last year were calling him an English cunt

Who's worse? The Jocks or the Frogs?

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Jocks. At least the French have earned their right to be arrogant

Yes

Stop posting lad are you a mick trying to take the piss?

Go to South of France and they are actually based and redpilled

Pooes not looking too hot
Also how the fuck is it still the first half when the game started an hour ago

Yes. Because Wales are stronger and faster than England as a team. England has won by using their kicking skills (Not that Farrell has been hitting penalties very well) yet they have no god tier players who are pushing for try records. Bar May, who scored 3 last time, I don't see many 'the guy' players who can score. Perhaps they could all score, but I see no god tier player able to compare to Wales.

>say stupid shit
>get btfo by facts
>s-s-stop p-p-posting
jesus lad, not that guy but i took 5 mins to google what he said, you make yourself look like a dickhead

Is sucking dick the final redpill?

Stop your friends are worried about you

hurry up and start the game
sick of sittin here

France 17-24 Scotland

>only good anthems in the same game
We anthemb owl now

he's a cunt and so are you, you're just a dickhead too. just stop, i know your autism compels you to get the last word, so i'll let you get it here, otherwise you might make an angry poopy and upset your mummy.

Scared desu

yesthisisbaitandimtakingit.png
>but I see no god tier player able to compare to Wales.
what is in the welsh air
what are you talking about? man for man England is the stronger squad
if you were to pick a combined 15 there'd be about 4 welsh players

Let's go Scotland

Kek

I didn’t realise Wales were playing Italy again

>sharts

Desperate cope

Finally an England game on the BBC

I disagree mate. Wales are literally on a record streak and they're gonna want to break it today. So they're going to go full out. That, combined with it being England, will make them perform so much better. Remember when England won the Grand Slam a while back and Wales twatted them like 33-3 or some shit? We'll see anyway mate.

What's with all the English children

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>orange sponsor in plain sight during the anthems
God, not even football stoops that low.

Nearly all of those kids are black or brown what the fuck

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ITV have the pick now that BBC have lost exclusivity. Can't afford it now they have to make cuts and keep that limp dick jug-eared cunt Lineker's pockets lined.

Turn up the brightness on your telly m8

There is a meme here about Ethiopia being the land of starved kids and Scotland being full of fat fucks (assuming they're not on crack, then they're pretty skinny).

Time for Le Munchy

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I too recognize Haile Selassie as the last king of Scotland. Go Scots!

they're on a winning streak because they played the on form teams at the start last 6 nations and opted for Scotland and a weak as piss Australia in autumn instead of new zealand like the proper countries did
this win streak means fuck all

It's Graham Norton that's paid the most by the BBC.

Yes, and?

In honor of Auld Alliance, i suggest we let Scotland rape us

Muscular post

>this win streak means fuck all
Never seen such a desperate cope. Beating England will be the cherry on the top and be remembered forever.

>Remember when England won the Grand Slam a while back and Wales twatted them like 33-3 or some shit?

yes, in 2013, which was also the last time wales beat england in the 6 nations

We're all Scottish today, babe

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welcome to france

Best case scenario for french rugby.

A Revolution is needed

The salty Welsh tears after today's game are going to sustain me for a long, long time

Also the last time England won the Grand Slam.

No, that was 2016. You thick cunt

>andy robinson on coms
Wew blast from the past

england won the slam in 2016. they didn't win the slam in 2013 anyway (they lost to wales as you pointed out). what are you even talking about

The only crying will be if we don't get the bonus point. The win is basically guaranteed and the Grand Slam is on; only need Ireland.

Oh dear. A thread full of autistic casuals making pointless arguments. Fuck off back to /brit/ or wherever else you drips come from.

Keep dreaming Tad

This is nothing compared to what will come later

rugueubi

How can you be in the 2nd tier of French rugby and play for the national team?

impressive post

Go on France.

>scotlel

>scotlel

nobody else wants to play

>STOP TALKING ABOUT RUGBY YOU CASUALS I WATCH THE LEINSTER :((
Jesus.

Just checked the score on Treviso - Dragons.
BASED Treviso assraping Dragons to death.

Why is Soctland so shit at sports?

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holy shit guys, you may not believe it but we scored a try right now

Based Lambey giving lanky gingers like me a role model

We don't import Africans like Engpakis.

If only they could channel their hatred of England into something positive.

It's like english football NT

yeah I know

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Based TMO

wrong

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NOT SO FAST, PIERRE NBUGU-HASAN!

What a cunt.

It would be a shame if you had knocked the ball on before the final pass :^)

Le refball

HON HON HON HON

honhon, even when we score tries, we don't score

denied and rightfully so

apart from south africans

laidlaw is very dislikeable

Based macaque

fug

Greig is good as musician

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>French director just refusing to show the footage

Except for Denton, Strauss, McGuigan, Nel, etc.
In fact most of your squad is foreign-born.

It triggered me as well

If they're white, they're alright

Imagine being this deluded lmao

But they're white, so it's OK. UK's top 3 tennis players are basically all South African. Shit's fucking hilarious. Engpakis are fucked though.

He said sport, not rugby. Also people like McGuigan are white so.....

Based usage of the home advantage.

>if they're shite they're alright
We know. We know.

Scottish blood born abroad>niggers or mutts infesting the street

>not white
>could pass as Scottish due to this
>amid pride to be Scottish and adapt
>while Engpakis do their Muslim prayers and don't say they're proud to play for Engpakistan.

new thread needed

Good score but fucking hell dupont got halved

as tactically inept as ever

Is rugby not a sport?

>We have a true fullback
FINALLY

Just remember, no matter how shit your team is, you will NEVER be as bad currently or historically as Scotland.

>porridge wogs getting btfo by a shit-tier france
>derail the thread with gibberish about how their squad is basically a southern hemisphere side
lmao.

HOLY SHIT FIRST LAND DRAGON TRY SINCE 1994

Can't wait for the inevitable choke

>the slum of Scotland

It is but it's not the same. White guys who can pass as Scots > '''''English''''' Muttricans.

Careful now, some Jock is going to link you a list of games from the 1800’s

CAM ON ENGLAND

On the rare occasions France get pumped up like this, they can be dangerous as fuck.
They look hungry today and Scotland are fucked.

it's weird they're the most /pol/ whilst their squad is the least native.

Haha yeah imagine never winning the 6N, haha would be funny haha

just wait for the 60th minute, all of them will be burnt at this point and we'll witness the unavoidable collapse

If France choke this then French rugby is dead because you've got the quality and fuck loads of quality coming through... but if you can't beat >SCOTLAND then you don't deserve to play and should set your sights on beating Georgia.

are you that depressed Frog from last 6N weekend? You said it'd be like 54-10 or some shit and it didn't get there.

Don't worry lads, it's just mindgames from Toonsie. We don't actually have all our players injured, he just wants to conceal Scotland's powerlevel until the rwc. Imagine prioritising an annual tournament instead of the highest accolade in world rugby.

Scotlel

I'm a boomer and I could witness the Irish glory of the 90's, and I can say with confidence that the worst Scotland will never as bad as that.

Cheers, we'll try our best against France

nah, that 's probably the other guy

m8, >we can't beat fucking JAPAN and fucking FIDJI

Can France hold it together for 80 minutes though?

cam on frans
scoar sam fakin drops

does stout count as a meal?

Can't wait to derail the England game thread with engpaki posting

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Nop, it's Wales all over again

>tfw you will never see a shit-off between the glories of 90s Ireland against Dan Parks' Scotland

I've got a £10 bet on with my Welsh friend for England to win. How fucked am I?

Someone make a new thread you bunch of woodenspooners

Here

Winning against Scotland B at home will be the worst case scenario, the federation will capitalize on this mirage. We need deep reforms right now.

Depends on how malty it is.

Eh I'd say Japan is better than Georgia. Fiji about the same.

Add in a pack of crisps and you’re fine

£10 vs £10? Just put some money on Wales with the bookies and make guaranteed money

Yeah, got lots of nutrients. Basically bread in liquid form

reckon wales will lead early and for a decent portion of the game but england will win in the end

It'll be close lad. I don't think either country feels entirely confident. Wales because England look stronger than they have for years and England because there's a good chance Wales will be a different team at home.

>only 10 pounds
You have no balls. Of course Ingurland will make the slam.

Wales will twat England by 30 points. You're fucked mate.

STOP GIVING AWAY RETARDED PENALTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What the fuck Laidlaw

>Laidlaw

>scottish kicking

Lmao

>Scotland
Lel. And I thought Farrell was bad.

go for it, dood

>scottish anything

Yeah, £10 vs £10. I feel like I might get shafted.

Wales were shite against Italy, but they'll be up for this game. He's in Cardiff and the atmosphere is obviously buzzing.

Conflicting info there lads.

Always forget how fearless grigg is. Lad is like a terrier

Neck on Chat lads, fucking hell

Georgia will be good the day rugby will be played with 15 props.

Forget the taff, glorious England will bring it home

>kick the ball out of your own ruck whilst clearing out
>get a penalty for it
Thanks ref

Make a new thread you haggis/frog eating degenerates.

Wales will win for the following reasons.

1. England's momentum got destroyed by the two week break
2. England's tactics so far has relied heavily on kicking; Wales would be retarded NOT to practice for that
3. Wales are stronger and faster than England, not by much, but enough
4. Wales are at Cardiff
5. Wales are currently on a record equalling win streak; they beat England and they've beaten the record
6. Wales will have recovered from the poor performances but winning matches
7. England has some injuries (Wales does too but not as bad, England's wing is pretty dented)

Gotta love pure brute rugby tho. You don't see that shit any more, really. Only meme nations can do it.

>Pooget

also :
>Huguette

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Make a new thread you mongs

>Huget

It's already choke time

sigh.

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>getting refballed at home against a tier 2 team
Is France the ultimate cucked rugby nation?

NEW

You make it fuckface

NEW THREAD

Blues-Sharks game is unironically better than this

How you say choke en francais?

Have no fear mon frère, the ability of Scotland to lose games is a powerful one indeed

So only Wales prepare for games? Odd that

Can someone make a proper new thread please

if it’s possible for two teams to lose the same game then this will be the one to find it

Real thread.