Invent a sport that men could compete in but women would dominate

Invent a sport that men could compete in but women would dominate.

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no

Complaining

cutebuttathon

buying useless shit

Competitive Passive Aggressiveness

crying for no reason

menstruation

>menstruation
>a sport men could compete in

mental gymnastics

for a serious answer: long distance swimming in cold water. i read somewhere a long time ago that this is literally the only physical competition a female division of competitors would perform better than male. something about their higher bodyfat and its distribution (for insulation from the cold) and how they use and store energy slightly differently makes their bodies better suited only for this very specific form of physical activity.

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don’t be a transphobe bigot

Actually the OP pic is related.
Women easily beat men at distance pissing thanks to the straighter plumbing.

being dumb

you never pissed blood mate?

Any omorashi fetishists here

but women always complain about being cold and need the thermostat at 75

Can't spell menstruation without men

is that the thing where they pee and then masturbate on the toilet?

yeah 75 is way too cold, 80 minimum

invent a new thread

until they hit menopause, at which point 65 is scorching and justifies opening every window

Any temperature above 67 is sub-human tier. In my experience, it's always nigs that like it hot in their homes.

Women being technically better suited for something or even being better on average wouldn't actually mean that they would dominate at the absolute top. Men have much more diversity and completely different drive towards doing and achieving things. I'm pretty sure women are technically better suited for long range shooting and it's something that they can actually compete in but they still don't dominate it.

No it's the thing where they're really desperate to pee and end up pissing themselves

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>down by 2 in the owl, you're on the opp. 43yd line, 3rd and 12 with :32 left in the 4th qtr
what do

Check it down then punt