/hoc/

muh fuggin dick brehs

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mcpoon?

>spent with frens

I did warn you guys.

I found this gem while looking through my Ottawa folder for a picture to use, though.

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>Ottawa quiet as fuck

>screenshotting your own post

>assuming things

is it too much to ask that if anything, weekend threads be sexy OP's? That's not asking too much is it?

Ottawa is so gay hahahahhaha

youtube.com/watch?v=REQsklgEysc

nice deflection

30 bings

You know what?
Fuck the bing bings.

B I N G
I
N
G

I'll see what I can do, lad.
I don't think that you guys really like recycled images, so I'll get to churning out some new ones.

Is it really, if you just assumed it in the first place?
I could just randomly assume that you love dicks in your ass, and if you deny it, is that a deflection?

Did someone say sexy hockey girls?

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field wickets is NOT hockey

Did you guys know all ice is the same

no

I was thinking something more along these lines.

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get that shit out of here

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Milk

thats more like it.

>bought fanatics jersey
>wearing it for first time
>sitting down watching game
>game ends
>get up, notice crease mark in logo
>little bits of colour missing from the logo along the where the crease was
never buying this shit again.

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jesus christ snes you're so pathetic

carolina fags SEETHING that the teds won

Having popcorn with seasoning salt

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some ice is crushed

Crickey, let's put ANOTHER shrimp on the BARBIE

whats his name?

patrick kane is elite

ching chong ching chong
fried rice fried rice

Not particularly worried 2bqhwy. >We play again tomorrow, and there are plenty of games left in the season.
And there are plenty of teams all bunched up together, just one point away, when it only takes one of them to slip behind >us.

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but is he ultra elite?

>soilers: south

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>poor mans johnny gaudreau

>he doesn’t use superior cubes of ice for his water

Might as well come out as a filthy tripfag

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>bunch of faaaaaaags

Ignore kippers

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Go to bed, kipshit.

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lots of balls in action here

Trip on kippers

johnny manlet has never trucked a cabbie over 25 cents.

I aint kippshit lel

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Stop posting the schedule you retarded nigger faggot casual sunbelt scum
GO JETS GO

>posting anime
Trip on kippers

Glad to see a fellow Islanders fan after all this time.

johnny hockey 8 time ultra elite league champion

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Will Laine score tonight?

will be lucky to see 10 minutes of ice time.

More blood for the filter god.

yes but it will be overturned on review

why are you not watching av/hawks?

3 x

now this is quality ice

wasn't 36 Chambers a Rangers fan?

I am. It's the game with the most meaning

What the fuck happened to this thread?

YES
YES
YES

Swag x1000000

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Reminder that you're a big gay AND a bad teammate if you don't shower with the boys after your game

>"Hawks will beat Avs"

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Nah

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Yup the hawks are shit

>responding to Sam
>acknowledging Sam
Why do you do this.

>On lonely nights I start to fade
>(On lonely nights I start to fade)
>My goals are months away
>(my goals are months away)
>Memories made in the coldest winter
>Goodbye my friend will I ever score again

How much would you say the Chicago commentators discuss the actual game on the ice? Like 20%?

Always for the memes my friend

Stop responding to sam

sam is based and you can fucking kill yourself

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>refpuck

bingbings are goons

why does Ryan Miller always play like he's using cheat codes when he plays against the Flames

Maybe the flames just aren't very good

TJ BRODIE

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

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>Blackcocks

Avs win.

>chiraq

>HAWKS

LMAO

varlamov stole the game

absolute state of chiraq

hi frens. just woke up from my nap.

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>SHITHAWKS

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>worstern conference

start the fucking game yah?

nah it's a reoccurring theme with Miller

GO AVS GO

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MILK TRUCK HAS ARRIVED
also nice win

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NOT EVEN BACK ONE MINUTE AND A EHLERS SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
KEEP CRYING FOR THE JETS YOU LOW T FUCKING SUNBELT MUTTS

ehlers already more useful that linenay

Are the Jets, dare I say, back?

SMITH NOOOOOOOOO

gonna be a meme game, eh?

2-0 Jets

>vegass is back

Is laine L1?

fucking shit vegas are you kidding me?

L4

TWO
TWO SCAAAAR

DUCKS DUCKS DUCKS!!!

THEY STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO MAKE THE PLAYOFFS!!!

knigglets

Imagine relying on Mike fucking Smith once your team gets to the postseason

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i thoguht fleury was an elite goalie?

ok I’m done

But Connor is L2 now so Laine must be L1

just took a massive vegass. had to flush twice.

it's gonna be another "everyone scores but laine" episode

>ehlers comes back
>jets elite again
BASED FUCKING DENMARK

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>Laine next to Scheifele
>Winnipeg looks like cup team
fucking brainlet Maurice why did it take this long

>Jests
it's a good feel guys, hopefully they keep it going

punished patrik is a great meme

calling it now
vegas will do absolutely nothing all game

Are you guys watching Laine? he's lost

>no points for laine still

>mfw Jets 4 Stanley Cups

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imagine if linenay had to play for tortellini

JETS ARE BACK BABY

NIKOLAJ EHLERS NUMBER ONE

Nikolai is a russian name

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ice>field

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He’d be elite

>mfw the retard jets poster kys himself after the jets get eliminated round 1
*honk honk*

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based

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With proper coach Winnipeg would be great team.

these dumbass referees

@91064649
/SEETHE/

torts would have a massive heart attack because of Laine
>no hustle
>doesn't block shots

I HATE PAUL MAURICE

>vegas pooperplay

how are the flame second in the league? every time i watch their games they play like shit for a solid 20-40 minutes of it

>implying sam is a lone wolf

please just kill me

Women's hockey is absolutely best-tier

because they only have to show up for 20 minutes to win a game

kinda funny there's a player on the ducks named Fowler, because a duck is a sort of like a fowl

if Laine doesn't get a goal or two assists tonight I propose we refer to him as Lane

>trouba for Bulju and 3rd
>Appleton and said 3rd round pick for Aho
Who says no? And most importantly who can stop the dream team? (The answer is nobody)

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a duck is a fowl, waterfowl to be specific

the key is to score more than the other team

how about layne

>jett woo doesn’t play for the jets

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Fuck Vegas
Fuck Bettman
Fuck refs
Fuck friends
Fuck the bar
FUCK Chinese people and niggers

they harder we bing bing the harder they wahoo down the standings :D

id fuck with that

he's like a living embodiment of a duck
I wonder if he was picked by the ducks for his funny name

HAS LAINE SCORED YET?

I'm going to propose a Go Jets Go

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why can't we do anything right

fml

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Lane sounds boring though, Layne'll party with you

Im not giving up hope

based

our only hope is going solo

motion seconded

Motion passed.
GO JETS GO

the first 2 periods are just a warmup anyways

I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAP

Connor Brown for Bulju.

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I DON'T WANNA DO YOUR
DIRTY WORK
NO MORE

Good album and good taste

Great musical taste

go wings

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>hope
>less

Beat you by 2 seconds

How did Towes and Kane drop off the face of the planet so fast?

They're only 30 too.

I'm glad someone saved this

pat kane is the best player in the world

you're great anons

patrick kane is elite

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when you factor in ploffs and olympics and stuff they have both played over 1000 games. they are breaking down.

FUCK THE LAS VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS, FUCK GARY BETTMAN, AND FUCK STEELY DAN

you arent fooling anyone half....

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Just took a massive Jets and now my toilet is overflowing

Reeves making plays all night long

did Lane just get burned?

>sams

we on the board baby

but he isn't ultra elite

vegas has a lot of brothers

Eh whatever. Not like I got a game against /u/ in the next day

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diversity is our strength

brothas gotta stick together

I thought you could hand pass out of your own zone tho?

Wild vs Wings = Wild Wings

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>only one wing

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unity is stronger

it's a wild one mang

no place with food worth eating invests that much in signage

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Flames + Penguins = Wild Wings

I enjoy it. Its not everyones cup of tea and I can respect that. The last year or so has really done good things for the sport as a whole. 3rd game between Calgary-Shenzhen is on tonight @ 11:30 pm MST.

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Tortellini already called Douche a faggot frenchman thrice today. Based.

no that would be Firebirds

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he's not a frenchie just a regular faget

I know that song, what song is it?

thinking about starting a thread lads

Cause it's a team from Minnesota, they are going to disappoint you, always.

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who else /shitfaced/

86 keeps finding new ways to surprise me

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a little

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> I got a game against /u/ in the next day
Remember to put the team before yourself

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Whatever the fuck happened to Gary Cooper? That's what I'd like to know

business idea: suspend refs above the ice with wires

he was gay, gary cooper?

addendum: by the neck, if they make a mistake. teach them the meaning of their job being on the line

is there a giant wire frame head in calgary? that's kind of cool

>Gary Cooper, a hockey player who was active from 1994 to 1995.

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REFPUCK
SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PENALTY SHOT

Torts doesn't care.

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Fuck the Flimfloms
Go Ducks

yeah it's right at the entrance of the Bow Tower, they light it up at night

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Imagine that
Jests getting beneficial refpuck AGAIN

>the shantytown of Laine

Refs fuckin hate the Jets you retarded nigger

LANE JUST DUFFED 2 SHOTS IN A ROW
WHAT A JOKE

What’s it like in Yellowknife?

I don’t think Laine will ever score again

Jesus fuck Laine, get your shit together

>jets getting beneficial redpuck
FUCKING LOL THIS DUDE ACTUALLY SAID THAT

imagine saying something this stupid but unironically

calgary "one pass too many" flames

Brother Theodore

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY SAM LOL

JUST

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lmao jest starting to get pegged again

It was 2-0

My guess is cold and dark with lots of depression and alcohol. Summer time is probably insane bugs that bite chunks out of your skin.

Vegas satan Gary bettman hell jets Mauri hell coach laine elite hell satan JETS 4 STANLEY CUP

do you want any goals web'd?

winnipeg “literally cannot go five minutes without gooning” jets

imagine living in manitoba

paul "mentally impaired" maurice

imagine living in bc alberta or ontario lmao

Why does Maurice bitch about literally every penalty against him?

Will vegas ever score a powerplay goal again?

Me on right Finland on left

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YEAAAAAAAAAA HOOOOOOOOOO

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is this game the true test of snow vs. sun?
thank you guys for watching - like, comment, subscribe

Fuck off frodo

He's trying to maintain a theme
>that's dedication

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lol

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>seething
whatever cowboy

>this fucking game

damn these look better in action than i thought they did from that first pic

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laine will rub one out during the inty and pot one right after lads
t. knower

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Thought grandma was gonna be asleep by now. Went and got fucking ripped at intermission now I'm watching that 600lb life show on TLC. I assume Laine's scored?

duck flambe

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on your mom ya

not a fan of a woman calling a hockey game tbqhwy

you need wireless access to your tv channels

which game?

Laine probably started doing the Winnipeg cocaine that's why he's going to shit.

dont even need our top line to do shit and we still win

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yikes
look what it did to bogosian, he was never the same

Good game Ducks, that was a fun one to watch

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>Winnipeg cocaine
Did you mean baby powder or meth?

I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I WENT DOWN DOWN DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER
AND IT BURNS BURNS BURNS
THAT RING OF FIRE
THAT RING OF FIRE

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disco shit

flams/ducks
it's just weird

And Evander Kane lol. Trouba too apparently but he's still a good player.

That's code for huffing paint thinner right? Or was it gasoline, I always forget.

Not a fan of women doing anything besides being wives and mothers tbqhwy

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just give us the cup already

just popping in real quick to remind you to stay scared m8

God damn Laine looked so disinterested in that corner. What a defeated man

heh

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For me it's Xylene

niggers should not be allowed to play hockey.

Most are filtered out by the financial and parental support requirements needed to learn how to play at a young age. Unfortunately a few slip through the cracks.

then it's a good thing you returned those skates

laughing at duchene right now
>massive ego
>wants to play playoff hockey
>tries to tavares' the sens
>gets dealt to poolumbus
>now has to deal with tortellini
>if he re-signs then he'll be on another collapsing team

I was told that William Karlsson was elite

Based Cassie is the only acceptable female commentator

By whom?

Jets get another poor call going their way
Truly the ref babbies of the west

He's a leastern babby.

Wild Bill, as some call him, is elite

if i was a ref I'd call so many borderline penalties against any minority that had the gall to attempt to play the White Man's Game

no fucking way

PATRIK LAINEEEEEEEEEEE

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For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

IT HAPPENED

APOLOGIZE

TURN ON CNN
LINENAY DID A THING

wow Laine isn't entirely worthless

business idea
t-shirt and hat store in new brunswick

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Holy Shit

>needs to scores on refpucking
Yeah I'm thinking Baldtthews is the more elite player

good job vegas you faggots

woah hey hey woah hey
that's racist
not cool man not cool

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LAINEEEEE COME BACJK

LAINNNNEEEEE :DDDDDD

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truly hoping jackets keep bob and panarin, then they (along with duchene) leave in free agency and cocklumbus is screwed for the future

It already happens look at the penalties Byfuglien gets. Racism

AAAAAAA
FINLAND WINS THIS IS BETTER THAN WINTER WAR

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

so his next goal will be in the ploffs?

The Winnipeg Jets will win the Stanley Cup in 2019.

BANG BANG

I’m done gg jets

Laine goal assisted by pic related

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APOLOGIZE

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>begass
hope they can tie this shit because I want OT

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I didn't like her at first but she's really grown on me. Now she's one of my favourite colour commentators

well done fagas

based ref puck laine goal ignites the jest offense

calling it now: Byfuglien will be in prison by 2030

>implying winnipeg isnt punished with the most egregiously soft calls in the league
lmao kys faggot

Vegas will not score more than 2 we are cursed

for raping laine.

Dindu nuffin good boy helping out at church and sheeit

duchene bringing his cancer to Columbus and them taking a complete nosedive and missing the ploffs will make me rock hard all summer

Rmyt

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ok Paul

Is he just powering up for the playoffs???

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>Buljus season over
>Laine scores
The hockey gods demanded a blood sacrifice.

Mirin

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sick of losing lads

generational intangibles

what is bogosian cocaine?

finns are unironically the ugliest "white" people on earth. like albino aboriginals

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we fucking suck
how the fucking cumguzzling fuck did this team make the finals last year

HE WAS RIGHT

"musical taste"?

by making a $500mill donation.

Never call me wh*te again if you value your life.

*bettkike rubbing his hands*

James Neal, the best hockey player of this generation.

Ehlers came back into the lineup and said he can't play vidya with Laine as much anymore. So now Laine actually has to play hockey

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69 points

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Being in a shit division with an easy playoffs route.

Jets and Preds beat the shit out of each other last year and the Jets had nothing left in the tank.

>forced to play with fatty
oof

bummed lads. little inspection sticker in my new underpants has been irritating my sphincter for MOMENTS now

we will not do shit in the 3rd but I’ll watch it anyway because I hate myself

bad streaks happen man the regular season is a meme anyway

what if the inspector was a girl?

goodnight /hoc/

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Golden Knights will win it in the 3rd. The Jets are overrated garbage

then miss number 28 knows how to make my anus pucker

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please whitelist onhockey

stroking to kelly nash and highlights from shit games rn

appreciate your optimism but the knights hate scoring more than 2 goals a game

sadly true

Objectively false. Had sex with a very hot blonde Finn girl and shit was cash

based hoc yugiposter

What the fucks

what the fuck

>leaf larping
color me surprised

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD IN EFFECT

>8 seconds

...

>Jests

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Stastnys a dirty fuck ing bitch

cool factoid. Her first game ever as commentator was the CGY/TOR game in Oct. 2006 where Mats Sundin scored 3 goals and the OT winner was his 500th. Couldn't ask for a bigger debut game

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refpuck

Imagine making millions of dollars and still playing video games. I probably stopped playing computer games when I was like 16.

These guys literally make 50 times my salary and play children's video games. Jesus Christ that's humbling.

>wenbo spray machine

>put 20 euros on laine scoring
>he instantly scores

I think the last time I did this was when he scored 5.

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UH OH JETS LOOKS LIKE YOU MIGHT GET CUT IN HALF AGAIN

haha imagine enjoying things and having fun instead of slaving away in a shit job to make more money for shlomo, how childish

>euros
i thought finland used rotten baby teeth as currency

for fuck’s sake

imagine being so insecure that you stop doing things you enjoy because other people say you shouldnt

Squirrel skins but you have to change it to Euros to gamble.

Hellebyuk is hella fucked

vegas can’t even get out of their zone

link to Calgary/Shenzhen game

sports.qq.com/kbsweb/game.htm?mid=100002:20205086

nice fucking refpuck jets

weak call

Good old jets refpuck
Maurice always yells at them to hide the fact their team receives the most beneficial calls in the league

It is really obvious how much of a difference her over 10 years of commentating makes when you listen to any other female commentator.

no accent is as grating on the ear as quebecois english

no way, you fucking kidding me?

Haha time for Laine :DD

refpucked

I don’t even fucking care anymore at this point

refs assisting laine again

oh no no no no

>mfw people complaining about refpuck IN FAVOUR of the jets
get a grip

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imagine being this upset over one Finnish man

>dumb fucking poopeelander isn’t watching the game
shocked, simply shocked I say

this is the first jets game you’ve ever seen

Vegas is legitimately one of the dirtiest team in league

time keeper's computer
>that's not fortnite

>my team is losing
>muh refpuck

crickey mate
lets throw another shrimp on the barbie

the high stick and the slash were clear m8, sorry youre a salty lifelong golden showers fan lmao

>let's go jets
LAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNEEEEEEE

this game is rigged

APOLOGIZE

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WITH FINNS YOU ___

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF VEGAS

/hoc/ BLEEEEEEEOOOOOO

LIENAY DID ANOTHER THING

LAINEGIZE

>laine is a bu-

PAT HATTY INCOMING

and patches exits the box

fleury is shit
this defense is shit
this offense is shit
fuck it all

>2 ppgs
>one of them 5 on 3
wow it’s literally nothing

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empty net hatty incoming

...

you seem upset.

absolutely seething

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the "lainergizer"

>friday
we /2011/ now

jets are still going to lose

I could not give a shit less

i'd just like to say that the concept of "refpuck" is detrimental to the game of hockey. you should abandon its use in conversation

Asstrik Laime

>4/5 goals are the direct result of refpuck
What did gary mean by this?

>my team is losing
>refpuck

pick 2

>discombobulated
nothing personnel

>"Give Laine 2 powerplay goals"

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>when you realize the problem wasn't Laine it was Maurice for not putting him on a good line

Time to apologize /hoc/

Do you preserve them in your weird pine-alcohols? I'd think it'd start to smell a little bit after a while. Are un-preserved squirrelskins of a higher value than those which have already been dried? I need these valuable Finnlandfacts!

That's what me and my associates at yli said all year

>When you realize Patrik hasn't played Fortnite for 4 days

Fuck this lazy fucking team I don’t even give a shit about the officiating vegas is lazy as fuck and doesn’t deserve to win.
They take stupid penalties, can’t score, can’t defend, and have shit goaltending with no reliable backup
Gallant is a fucking hack, if it wasn’t for the west being so fucking shit they’d be so far out of a playoff spot it wouldn’t even be funny.

>apologizing for linebabbies

>cheveldayoff replaces maurice with a golden retriever
>jets win stan lee
>true north sells movie rights
>best picture
history

the problem WAS and IS linenay
one two-goal game does not erase the fact that he has been non-existant for three months

are you ok?

nice blog faggot crybaby

cope

she only stumbles on her words because of CTE issues related to concussions. Her knowledge of the sport outweighs most other female commentators in other sports by a wide margin

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yah I’ll be fine I’ve watched the sabres suck my entire fucking life I can handle this

it's a 2 goal game with plenty of time left

You dry them. Ten squirrel sking are called tikkuri and forty skins are kiihtelys. You can buy one cow with hundred squirrel skins.

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lets get an epic comeback knights

Thos look like pizza haha

wtf lol

nhlfigures.com

how do you catch the squirrels? a box trap of some sort or more of "give teppo a net and let him chase them"?

you've watched your mom suck my dick your entire life too bitch

jets? more like fgets

My mom’s not a pedo m8

imagine being this upset over a game

take that back

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You're mom : more like my personal cum and piss sponge that also started smoking because I told her to and that was only so she could put cigarettes out on me
GO JETS GO

>2 pp meme goals
Ya ok buddy guy

I have transcended being upset. Regular season hockey bores me to be honest with you.

Dont let this distract you from the fact that Laine is even worse in playoffs than regular season
Imagine that for a second

Traps or just shooting them. During good times a good hunter can catch 10-15 squirrels in a day so that's a cow in a week.

Many towns like Tikkurila and Kiihtelysvaara are named after squirrel skin trading.

every time I see that picture and I see that little Sals sticker, makes me hungry for them nips man

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isn't Hellebyuk scared to play without a neck guard?

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>20 years old
>100+ goals
ya ok

welcome to the club

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Countdown to Laine EN Hatty

its just banter m8

Vegas needs to get pucks deep.

When >we lose this game (and we will) I will congratulate my opponent for an entertaining game played and a good effort on both sides and hope that they will be humble in their victory.

why not set up a cage suspended in the air and put acorns or whatever the fuck squirrels eat under it then when like 25 squirrels come you drop the cage. Boom. Cow in four days

baste
love me some winni dogs too

>its just banter m8

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>empty netter incoming

Where do Vegas keep finding all these fucking sambos?

Baldthews has better Goals per game over his career and way better point per game
And also relies less of PP meme goals
Laine is a bust

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what’s a sambo? also empty netter like I called it.

>ve6as

Buston Glasshews never made it to a WestConfernec Final

call the copp

can I finally get cheap lower bowl tickets now?

Don't let this win distract you from the fact that the jets lost 7-1 (SEVEN TO ONE) in their previous game to the crapalanche (THE CRAPALANCHE)

>[insert player] is better therefore Laine is shit
ok m8

those seats are empty

Laine rides the coattails of good teammates
He was invisible all ploffs and you know it

>linenay was the sole reason the >jets got to the WCF
He was a passenger

I still hate new zealand because he is a dumb little faggot

end of thread reminder that laine is generational

they lost both of their games this season to the sens, that’s much worse than a loss to the avs

>20 years old
>when Scheifele was 20 he was still in the OHL
>Laine will have scored 80 more goals than anyone on Jets at that age after this season
>20 yrs old

Very hard to get 25 squirrels in the same place like that. 2 or 3, sure.

sunbelt is suffering
why couldn’t I be born in winnipeg?

wouldnt have even made the ploffs without the 70 points he put up so thats objectively wrong

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

Players can only be judged by their peers
Laine is shit compared to his peers
Therefore he is shit

redpilled

good night /hoc/ I hope to learn more about Suomi Squirrel Hunting and Skinning in the future

its a blessing and a curse

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seethe harder mutt

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new thread fucking when?

>being set up constantly by skilled teammates on pp for meme goals requires talent
K

I don’t seethe because I’m not a landlet
enjoy your sheep gf

laine is admittedly not as good as certain elite players -- by your metric 99.9% of NHLers are utter shit and should play in the minors; shortsighted and objectively wrong

many teams would have a laine-style player if that were true you dumbfuck

watching the highlights of the jets skullfucking the knights

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at least the land we do have isnt overrun with niggers and mexicans, bozo

next

new

you make a point but you have to admit that laine is one-dimensional and one-dimensional players do not lead to championships

Goals > assists

I honestly thought you were having a chuckle at our expense, but I looked it up and damn if you aren't right. Time to learn an inordinate amount about Finnish hunting.
/hoc/: Historical Hunting and Preservation.