SWN rest her arms on your shoulders and call you her little bitch boi

>SWN rest her arms on your shoulders and call you her little bitch boi
why live?

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Weow this hurts

because i know that, as long as we are both alive, there is a nonzero chance that i may, at some point, have some portion of her fecal matter in my mouth

Don't fool yourself, the chance is zero.

i would drag my balls on 10 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walki-talkie

functionally zero, sure, but not statistically

YOU JUST KNOW

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fuck man imagine being dominated by her

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im imagining it right now

If you were Floyd, how would you handle this?

Turn 360° and unzip dick

Picrelated is literally her boyfriend's life

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BRRRRRRRRRRAP

fugg. i haven't tasted a shithole in months

finally get too fat to reach yours?

damn, i'm owned. when i was thinner i was capable of reaching my own mouth to my anus, i am a contortionist with cirque du soleil

i never did something like what i'm about to say, you know, but did any of you try to suck your own cock?

i tried a long time ago but i couldn't even come close

it isnt gay. i tried it. it would be like giving yourself a hand job

i could get my tongue on it in middle school

Of course I've tried. Not even close