/LigaMX/

If you don't hate me (doubt it), you may aswell find a way to distinguish us because I'm not tripfagging on this bitch.

This.

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Are you gay?

>CopaMX Ro16 ready, cup doesn't count anyways

For me it's América vs Atlas Grand Final

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Somebody needs to keep us CHADcanos humble so you serve a utilitarian purpose.

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Bit gay m8

Imagebro lets talk remote viewing. Have you had a near-death experience? I'm into some paranormal/supernatural shit but unless you've almost died then I think you're just having lucid dreams.

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>thot discussing intellectually stimulating films
Well you don't see that everyday folks

Regio teams suckign ass as always, only the CHAD Santos saving norteño pride. Diablos de beisbol the only relevant team.

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Cayese puto and accept my feeble attempt at a compliment.

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Santos
Red Bull New York Red Bulls
Tigres
Dynamo
Sporting
C.A.I.
Herediano
Montegay

Trying too hard to lick tripfag's balls tbqh compa
We should get rid of flags

Tigres ded

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I'm here for the fat juicy pussy

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Going out of my body since like 15yo, battling with interdimensional niggers since like 5 years ago, near-death experience, just the patita incident I guess(yeah I could've died), some Pajet yogis from Ananada Marga invited me to his sect using a hot ass gothic milf trying to convince me using sex in exchange, have seen grays in the astral plane, went further than Orion stars(I don't remember well, I'm trying to access to this info in my brain).

>Fat and brown pimplefaced SHITlango
Fat when I was a kid, brown never kek, pimples when I was a teen, sure, SHITlango pls no

Who the fuck gets tacos at Freddy's ?

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>brown never kek
But you're from Mexico?

I used to think and or despair about dying every night before meeting the artsy girl though.

she reminds me of autumn falls

Kek, I feel like ded after breaking with my 2nd gf like for a year

Why?

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youtube.com/watch?v=mvPXVFTb4Oc

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Yeah, i'm also "el hijo del güero" in the family, I was lucky I guess, but that shit doesn't matter here, I'm still in Mexico anyways

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Leon vs america confirmed

>I'm still in Mexico anyways
Want to swap places?

Kek I don't even know what to say to that, but watch a netflix show called The OA if you think you have remote viewing. There are parts in it that might relate to.

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Get the fuck away from Huebro, he's mine faggots

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This.

Most people assume I'm a pastanigger and not CHI because I am pretty light skinned.

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Mati es una puta

Same but middleastern lel

Oh yeah, about remote viewing, only have it once, but remember very well, probably one of the most amazing shits I've had, I went out of my body but this time was different, I felt like if my body was the size a ball of apehoop, now imagine than all the ball is covered with a layer of mirror and everything than is reflected in the mirrow, is what your eyes can see, you can't "feel" with side is which one, all right, left, up, down is the same one since you don't have reference, I didn't move because I was scared as fuck(one of my first experiences as teenager).

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You watch your fucking mouth. She's the official girl of /ligma/ and /gorda/

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Mati is a cute than deserves love and respect.

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Yara is a qt

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The qtest. Thanks for finding her, I couldn't get a single clue of what her name was during that Juego de Estrellas.

By the way, why the fuck is AMLO giving money to Sultanes so they can also play LMP?

Do you think regios just voted for him out of nowhere? remember regios are the (((same)))
She has a video defending the edecan job kek, she found a post on the internet talkign shit on them, she's our girl.

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Since winter in Brazil is weaker than here, I might be thinking your offer sir.

Who told you homos to stop posting thots?

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Viernes Botanero doesn't look too bad today desu

But too late, will have to nap a bit so I'm alive to watch it.

mejor saca las kawasakis(caguamas)

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post pics of said bitch
I know right?, this Veracruz vs CruzAzul is special in many ways.

Is this the slags general?

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AMLO Is a baseball fan, he is threatening to run the NFL games out of Mexico , bitch nigga

>Reggie just (((retired))) from Nintendo
Finally something fucking happens in that shit company, I hope niggas get their shit together as soon as possible.

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>not liking based Reggie
The Bowser fag that's replacing him looks like an SJW onions whiteboi

>America vs Lobos
perfect for Nico to score a hattrick, road to LA CATORCE

I love Reggienator bro he was the youngest executive in the company reeeee, would rather see Miyamoto retiring already. What I find fucking surrealist is than nintendros are happy and doing memes about this Bowser dude, it's pathetic.

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Someone save Venezuela(for real) pls ;_; I love their girls.

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>Federación Mexicana de Esports

We 1st world lads: twitter.com/femesmex

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Fug

if you want to add some more options to your viernes botanero, check the first game of LFA tonight at 9pm

bring gordas please

those pants are nice

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Are you imagebro too?

More fug

They fucked ;___; They are getting Jewish Freedom™

kek that's not me, it would be too much work for me having multiple threads, also remember i'm proxying as Huebro too ;^)

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I was going to say. That would make you an actual NEET to be running two generals.

A lot of fug

Nah, I don't do much outside this general but yeah, I post putas on the tocho and concacaf thread too.

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Are you a ligma regular? If not, p-pls watch our league :-(

reported for nsfw on wsf

reported for nsfw on fws
adios amigo

Ligma is the only thread I frequent. It’s literally the best thread on Yea Forums. I would support the SLP team if they had one

pls no

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Damn.

The US really need a national ass.

Rayados por vida.

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Where is SLP?

San Luis Potosí

nothing special about this one

Slytherin Hermione makes my dick diamonds

Oh. I thought you meant in the states. They have an Ascenso team breh.

pinche negro joto

Oh nah I’m in Atlanta but I don’t go for them desu also mlels is like high school soccer whereas Liga MX is more fast pace. What’s the team name breh

Órale, fuck it. Norteños need to stay focused on beating the fuck out of SHITlango teams and win LigaMX, güey.

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What's with Imagebro and this Mati girl? She's a whore also who's playing tonight

Where is the sauce of the original image? It looks like a pretty good boob job but the nipples might be all mangled up.

wtf 70% of this general is rochaposting

>not erect from looking it all the pics itt
shall be taking a break from fapping

dude, not even chilangos say "orale" anymore, you have to stop

>Slytherin Hermione
she's q top qt desu
>Rayados vs Puebla
Ay caramba! your team face the Norteño-Slayer pipopes this Saturday, watch out bro.

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good man

Chingate, mayate.

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thats an ugly bitch

Reminder to never make fun on the gorda of the group.

I don't know, the user who suggested this edition wanted to use Mati pics.

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I do it ironically, breh. It's for bantz. Don't be a fucking mayate.

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Based Rayadoposter.

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I go to a few of my local MlelS clubs matches because it’s a pretty chill place to drink a few beers on a Saturday afternoon, but I’m a Santos fan. My grandparents are from tiny ass town in southern Chihuahua and I always figured Torreon was the closest team so I picked them.

>he doesn't know about La Güera Del Tec
lagueradeltec.blogspot.com/

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recommend me porn with mexican girls that look like this
preferably amateur

I usually fap to Chinese cartoons. Sorry amigo.

I highly doubt Leon could dab on Bravos, they are doing great at Copa.

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Mexibros HEEELP

sexmex

Uh try a girl named Ella Knox. Why she chose a white sounding name I don’t know but she’s big tiddie Latina.

Or type in “nalgonas” in the search bar but you might get a few fatties in the results.

>being this new

Debe ser un europeo mayate que fue a Sudafrica según el para enseñarle a los negritos como ser un hombre kek

It's Club Atlético San Luis, they were bought by Atlético de Madrid, use the same color scheme and are trying to win promotion, they just won last championship, the team is gonna play for the promotion next spring vs the next champion team. ascensomx.net/cancha/club/11220/club-atletico-de-san-luis
Right now they are 1st place, so most likely to be at LigaMX in August.

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>It looks like a pretty good boob job

no it doesnt you fucking retard

>another gorda edition
fucking based, I'd start watching soccer for this shit
tell me about >your league

>watching soccer

dont do that

>soccer
that's gay user no haga eso pinche puto

and not 1 single gorda

>she barely fits in the dress
>not a /gorda/

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Everyone can win the title aside the teams fighting relegation, we have CopaMX with teams from 1st and 2nd league, also conCACAf Champions League: . It's a league fun to watch, a couple of weeks ago we had a tlacuache in the pitch kek

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Why do Mexican girls fall off the cliff past age 25?

>25

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Are you talking thiccer than Siri because if so, you just like big bitches bro.

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Because by 25 they have already spit out 3 kids.

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want to eat her fat greasy turds

The CHIvas and Pachuca game is going to be bretty gud

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Best case scenario, find slimthicc Mexicana and only have tops 2 kids with her and space it out by at least 3 years so she has ample to time to recover and get /fit/ again or else she'll just get fat and worn out too early.

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sauce?

She's an intstagram thot named Jem Wolfie. She has some nudes though that her patreon fans have leaked. No link on those though. Sorry compa.

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Que botanas comes esta noche?

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As a white guy, how should I go about finding a Mexican gf?

Since the game is in Pachuca, I don't think Chivas can win this time, Crackdona will be ready by then.

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Wrap a tortilla around your penis.

homemade popcorns here

>thought ver vs caz was at 7pm
>game until 8pm

well, I have time to make more popcorns

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more gordas like this

You going original buttered popcorn or something like chile con limon?

Approximately where do you live? Huge difference between Chicanas in Texas versus California.

Remember to send your gf for botanas before the game

neither kek, I'm out of butter so i'll use a bit of olive oil only :( probably I still have a bit of Tajin.

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I don't have many gordas dude, let me dig deep in my folders

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d-do gordas like black guys?

honestly haven't watched a single match of liga mx but the gordas keep me coming back

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If we are talking Mexican girls, they are indifferent. Unlike white wamyn, Mexicanas aren’t ridden with the sllavery guilt so they might come off as cold or act too good but at least you’ll known they aren’t being fake or faking nice for the sake social justice brownie points. Just don’t act OOGA BOOGA because her 50/50 her grandparents are racist as fuck.

>both games at 10
wtf where they thinking?

the (((Federation))) is retarded as fuck

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>still 45bings to go for the game
>half of my popcorns are gone
;_;

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9pm

TENGO BOTANAS, PERROS

>Medrano
>Doctor
>el Nalgón

oh boy, this Viernes Botanero gonna be gut

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Does anyone have Azteca streams?

Lads, Lads!!! something is wrong right now, I sent my gf for botanas like an hour ago and she forgot her glasses, I don't think she can bring the flamming hot cheetos I told her. Game is about to start, send her an uber pls.

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A L I N E A C I O N E S

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M Á S
A L I N E A C I O N E S

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VERACRUZ_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
VERACRUZ_vs_CRUZ.AZUL
VERACRUZ_vs_CRUZ.AZUL

in.xrivonet.info/32h.html

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cayese joto

ATLAS_vs_TIGRES
ATLAS_vs_TIGRES
ATLAS_vs_TIGRES

in.xrivonet.info/11c.html

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thanks bro
never been ablen to find those

>tfw no tapatía gf (female)

When we had the TVX streams they would have the most diverse streams ever, with TVC Deportes and other shits available in HD. RIP.

JUEGA LIMPIO, SIENTE TU LIGA CON LA EDUCACIÓN... Y EDUCACIÓN

>Pablo Aguilar le da un llegue por detrás a Elías en la foto
>se ríe y le toca el hombro
cheeky, pinches chemos jotos

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>in.xrivonet.info/11c.html
is it lagging? or is it only me

>no Cauteruccio
Fix this Caixinha

No idea, I'm watching the game on TV now

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>Kazim is unironically playing and being decent, like proper playing and not just scamming teams

shhh no cuateposting
pulido will get jelous

I can love more than one man.

This. Mexican parents are completely racist. God forbid you're a mayate. Gringo, yes -- especially if you have a good job. Mayate? The Mexican girl might as well defame her entire family.

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cringe

>Jarochito officially set free in the nature

BASED, I hope finds his family and his leg heal

Basado.

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I-I know, nintendo fans are cringe as fuck

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game of the national american football league starting if you all intrested

WITNESSED

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>cuckrona

I hope she started dieting, cuz she's gonna be fat(not the good kind) before she knows it.

EL VAR HA LLEGADO A LA LIGA MX

>implying she doesn't spend atleast 2 hours a day being a thot in the gym

>Salcido murderballing on chemos
>yellow card for Cuckrona

KEK

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>implying she doesn't spend atleast 2 hours a day being a thot in the gym
I doubt it
She has negative shoulder muscle

CORONA!!!

El Futbol Mexicano es un ANO

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Well, if she doesn't I hope she's studying otherwise her life is going to miserable soon.

The absolute state of Vergaycruz

I should be making new webms with the last show.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>CORONA!!!
lol

AHAHAHAHAHA

>cuck azul
>kekona
>against fucking vergacruz
FUCKING CALLED IT LAST WEEK

>cuckrona
Why did we want him on the last WC?

JUST

lmaoo its happening

This, so much this

Prieto's missing a tooth though

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CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT CAIXINHA OUT

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lol nice screenshot

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>pólvora seca
Please tell me a woman wrote that.

>losing to fucking vergacruz

Lmao

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Missed when the guy was showing his teeth. Rivo's stream is dead for me now.

PEDRITO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cuck azul has been utter shit since the final tho

>mediotiempo
probably a s()yboy from Montecuck

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Holy fuck Cuck Azul is playing like shit LMAO
It almost seems like it is them who are being relegated.

Vergacruz had scored literally 0 gols this tournament

>Caixinha out

The weak should fear the strong

yeah shes 16 btw guys

coward

wenas noches putos

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If shes 16 I'm 16

que tienen de wenas pendejo

ME GUSTA

At least they play, like shit, but they're playing something, unlike cuck azul

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NOOOO JUST

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Tampico on suicide watch
I bet it would be pretty shameful if they got relegated to second serie A by the end of the tournament.

no, she's 17

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>Breitenbruch

WTF

Zorras can't even keep their own shitty record lmfao

>CAGAglio IN

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murderball incoming

That's cringey. Here, have a culo.

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SAUCE

B R E H S

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based

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LMFAO
The current state of this league

>"Billy Alvarez quiere a Almeyda en Cruz Azul"
Based, macias and GODinez to Cruz Azul when?

needs an owngoal to score on Vergacruz

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fucking hues

This league is a fucking meme

>Rodriguez

what's going on at Atlas vs Tigres? btw

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>ligma retards actually thought they could get rid of caixinha this week
KEK
E
K

Breh

sports are a meme

Now THIS is a /gorda/

regiolards and jalisjotos slurping baby gravy as usual

>"Edecane de perfil TEEN and LOLITT
W-what's the rest say lads?

JURADO!!!!!!!

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JURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GODJURADO=GOD JURADO=GOD

JuraDIOS>>>meme8a>=gudiño
Señores sus porteros de la WC2022.

shit looks shady as fuck
staredecanesteen.
jimdo.
com

in.xrivonet.info/32h.html
in.xrivonet.info/11c.html

is this the best website for liga mx games? i remember i used to watch liga mx, argentina, and copa libertadores games on vaughn.live/ but the channels got taken down.

>cant beat la arrolladora banda del descenso de don fidel kuri

If only Gignac wasn't afraid to travel to Central America

>vaughn.live/
never heard about it, I can find some streams on youtube but most of the time won't work for non-mexican flags, so I only post xRivonet links

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Forgot the brap

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why is he afraid?

ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN ALMEYDA IN WHEN

Is Perro Caliente related to Perro Caca?

It's an even bigger shithole than memexico.

........yes

No, Perro Caliente = HotDog, Perro Caca = Tlacuache, in Mexico:

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Monterrey is the most developed city in Mexico as far as being like an Americanized city. Comparing that to Central America is night and day. Costa Rica is bretty safe though. It is no where near El Salvador or Nicaragua level of shithole.

Super cereal guise how do you get a gf

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By NOT being yourself.

just be yourself

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Rude ;__;

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Nigga, being yourself hasn't worked out for 2+ decades what makes you think it's suddenly going to work.

>local news channel running an "investigative report"
>their report is titled "Are gas station sex pills safe?"
Fucking seriously, people really need the fucking news to tell them that it's a bad idea to use too many of these pills.

dedicate your goals to the qt's

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>dedicate your goals to the qt's
>tfw you're a CB
Fuck you too.

Just kidding bruv. Have a date tomorrow actually but just lunch. Nothing fancy.

Americans are retarded and think weight loss, better sex, a 6-pack of abs are one pill away

I actually need to adhere to this instead of being antisocial.

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>Have a date tomorrow
Yea and I got an appointment at the local massage parlor but you don't see me bragging about it.

fuckign KEK

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R-robert Kraft?

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These Gordas editions move really fast

Faster than a gorda for sure.

When is Adidas releasing the new black Mexico NT jersey?

as long as we keep the quality gordas, i'm ok with it

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It needs to be something distinctly Mexico and not some generic Adidas schlock that just happens to be green, red, and white.

we need some CHIcano-tier kits

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Too much wedgie in ass cheeks
3/10

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>CB
then just fuck trannies like Salcido does ;^)

Kek maybe not that’s too far. I own pic related and I think it’s bretty simple and nice. The Aztec design isn’t tacky or gaudy. It’s just a small silhouette that’s enough to be noticeable but isn’t embarrassingly loud.

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both nike and addias are making shit kits

Well that goes without saying. I’d like to see New Balance. The Panama kit was one of the nicest in Russia in my opinion desu.

keep it alive

As alive as you nasty chilangos sending dick pics to /gorda/ qt Graciela Montes

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Is it just me, or does anyone else think she has a nice bosom?

BASED

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ewww tiny SHITlango pp

>Based SeñorGolHD killed by telewila
>no one takes up the mantle
>tfw can't watch jorge ramos y su banda anymore
Now I have to listen to the fucking podcast, chinga tu puta madre telewila y tu equipo de mierda tambien ojala les ganen los pinches lobos.

mira pinche pendejo, aqui esta

youtube.com/channel/UChGocd5c3HjG-rNyobuYgNQ/videos

no wey eso es picante y lup, yo ya habia encontrado esos pinches programas.

LOL
cayese puto

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I cant even look through thisnthread because every time i do i fail at no fap

>Pinche

mira puto, no leí tu post culero completamente

It's okay bro, you can still jack off your weiner whilst talking with us guys.

youtube.com/watch?v=A3q5lILPVkc
mira wey si vas a poner pinches videos aqui al menos pon unos chingones como este

I got this channel by yt recommended videos: youtube.com/user/MrKillWind
this one is only missing Calla Y Escucha

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Yea I've seen that one but that one and this one youtube.com/channel/UCys4GY-2ZZP3dgg4X90LVMg only have a part of the whole show while Based SeñorGolHD used to upload the whole show, which is 2+hrs long.

>Reaccion en Cadena
nice, haven't seen those faggots since last Grand Final kek

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California for the sake of the thread

wish I could, she unfollowed and blocked my gf's family and anyone associated with her brother

San Diego, LA is hit or miss, and Santa Ana doesn't have too much variety

HOY JUEGA EL REY DE COPAS

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Any particular reason this pic is always posted mirror-imaged?

>Vergacruz can't even beat Caixinha's worst job in years, on a day without Cautegol

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W-what about a fellow brown compañero from another side of globo?

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So (((they))) make sure you don't know the truth.

>She's an intstagram thot named Jem Wolfie.
hnnggg

>Narcos: Mexico mentions Hermosillo as Sonora
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Are you a homo?

X2

>2019
>being heterosexual

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want a titcow gf lads. How do I achieve one?

Should I make an Instagram to follow these thots?

That's all I use instagram for. I have an account exclusively following around 200 titcow thots

You should follow my girlfriend then. She has J's.

Send link

What’s her @

Aren’t Swedish women natural titcows? I thought Sweds were the only thicc sect of whites women.

I really don't know where these meme stems from because it is false.

So Rayados are going to body those pinche indios de Puebla? Also, have a culo.

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If Monterey goes to penalties in their own stadium they're done for.

Hah yeah I don’t know either because Swedish women are always conjured up to be these giant long legged busty blonde haired blue eyed women.

jaguares el quinto grande

There are no "Grandes" in Mexico, only teams that dominate for a decade. In the 60s it was Chivas, the 70s was Cruz Azul, the 80s America, the 90s Necaxa, the 00s was Toluca and the 10s is Tigres. I wonder who is going to be the team of the 20s

Unironically Atleti con Indios

Pretty hot in here, compas

post hairy gordas

Te rompo el quinto con mi grande

>tfw santos doesn't play until tomorrow

Feelsgoodfampai.jpeg

Does she know?

Unironically Pachuca. Lots of young talent. Rayados maybe too.

Terrible post

You nervous Pachuca is going to beat your CHIvas asses tonight jalisJOTO compa? :^D

El llantista cñores

>you will never have a gf this fertile
>you will never have a gf

shame
I want to see la jaiba brava back in first division

Soon I hope

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KEK

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>3M
kek just sign Ojitos Meza already

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i wanna hug the left

>Rayados
pffft jajajajajajaj pechofrio fc jajajajajajaja

The 2020's will be our decade bros

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The only thing /LigaMX/ can agree as a whole is that both regio teams are small.

based
just bring LA VOLPE IN, you can win something this year

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Alineaciones de equipo irrelevante y otro equipo irrelevante

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JUEGA LIMPIO, VIVE TU PUTA LIGA
>y la educación?
JODE TE TU Y TU EDUCACIÓN

in.xrivonet.info/34h.html#2s

KEK thanks for the link

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>11. Villalva

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>m.youtube.com/channel/UCLzCiaYIyCZ-HMzHRkpBR3g/videos
Based he's back lads, y que chinge su puta madre telewila y su equipo de mierda.

For me, it's Los Celtics de Boston

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midgetshaming is not ok, please delet that post

midgetshaming is a very low thing to do indeed

midgets detected

Who /5'10 king manlet/ master race here

>The rail collapsed in Kansas City's stadium injured Toluca midfielder Felipe Pardo
>He is out for 4-6 weeks with a leg injury
Is this a controversy in Mexico?

who

cayese puto

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Damn the Midwest really is third world compared to the rest of the country lel

>kekretaro vs mugrelia

never heard of it, let me google that shit

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LOS SUDACAS ENANOS SEÑORES

new Boser(based) video:
youtube.com/watch?v=IVnxI84iPBw

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Have you seen the video? Like 6 guys were all leaning against a small portion of the rail trying to get an autograph and then it collapsed.

What do you think of chicanos?

Fuck chicanos.
>chicanovision advertising MLS, unironically
>because chicanos watch that shit

I don't know any chicanos that watch mls. Only way that I would start following it would be if my city got a team. Then I would go doopin mental with the capos

Where you from though?

>oxxos de morelia

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VAR'D

In the early 2000s I went to Michoacan to a a city called Lazaro. Every man was shirtless, every single one kids and old men. Is this still the case?

That ref is VAR and rojapilled

VAR FUCKING WHEN?

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Lazaro Cardenas? Probably. You must understand, Michoacan, Oaxaca and most of Guerrero are 30 years behind the rest of Mexico in every aspect.

>Michoacan to a a city called Lazaro
Literally where I was born lad.

I tried to be a LA FC /lifelong/ last season. Couldn't do it. Just doesn't feel natural.

Good thing: The VAR helps the ref to apply the correct punishment for this kind of shit

Bad thing: The ref should have been able to see this the first time.

>tfw no guaxaqueña gf de guelaguetza to go to guerreros games with me

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Phoenix, Arizona

We have a team in the lower league called "Phoenix Rising FC" which is actually pretty popular it seems. I've been to a couple of their games, they have really cheap beer at the stadium on some nights. They even had Didier Drogba playing for them

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Yeah Lazaro Cardenas it was hot to be fair

>Phoenix, Arizona
Go to Spring Training games or don't ever reply to me or my son's posts ever again

>I now remember Cándido Ramirez
Holy shit, dude was super MIA
I remember he was one of OSOrio's boys

>michoacANOS

Who /purepecha/ here

Yep it's hot as fuck there but the worst is when it also gets humid as fuck

I do. Still pissed off dbags sold Goldschmidt.

All our teams are absolute garbage right now.

This guy reporting

I go to a few of my local MlelS teams matches each season because it’s better than boreball and on some Saturday afternoons it’s a chill spot to knock back a few beers. That being said, it’s shit.

These two teams are boring as fuck

NO ERA

20 minutos para que ganen los Lobos

Mati really is something

How many games until Vergacuck is guaranteed to play the Ascenso (given they don't have a single penny to pay to stay)?

ERA

>(given they don't have a single penny to pay to stay)
I've got bad news for you lad, kuri has already said he has the money to pay.

Fuck this gay earth tbqh, I really wanted Vergacruz relegared.

EL TECNICO DEL QUERETARO QUIEN NO VALIA VERGA

Same here but looks like it's not happening.

It depends on the team that ascends.

CHIMPING OUT ALERT

ameriCACA boutta get dabbed on desu senpai

AMERICA_vs_LOBOS
AMERICA_vs_LOBOS
AMERICA_vs_LOBOS

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ES MI BANDERA LA ENSEÑA NACIONAL

MONTERREY_vs_PUEBLA
MONTERREY_vs_PUEBLA
MONTERREY_vs_PUEBLA

in.xrivonet.info/11c.html

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>empty as fuck stadium
Esto es el ameriCACA señores

>zapping tv
>no game on televisa
>game is on univision
>LITERALLY no audio
>volume at the max.
>no audio

FUCK THIS SHIT LEAGUE

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>green white and red numbers on jersey
>on a team full of foreign mercenaries
CRINGE

>>game is on univision
>>LITERALLY no audio
>>volume at the max.
>>no audio
Get a new tv poorfag the audio works perfectly on my shitty tv.

>no fucking audio
>all the other channels work perfectly
>back univision
>"fuck it"
>about to kick the corner
>FULL screen samsung 10 ad during 15 seconds
>ad has sound

the absolute state of CHIcanovision

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Works perfectly here and I haven't gotten any full screen ads, so not sure what your problem is m8.

Tfw no artsy gf

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fucking CUTE

wtf i'm getting damn GANG STALKED here kek

you realize that you have to go back?

Is it me or are they actually relying on shitson alvarez to create chances

El mojado señores

>El mojado
Como la panocha de tu mami

>now flickering on my screen with alternate gray screen shots

oh boy, i'm about to be abducted, someone make the new bread if I don't reapper soon

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Maybe you're getting a different transmission, I just got an ad for "aqui y ahora" if you didn't get it then we're watching different transmissions for sure.

Shit is weird, it's like seeing Zague defending then sending the crosses kek

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ask them how to get a gf

Nigger nobody is gang stalking you. You just need to lay off the mota y peyote.

Worry more about Trump kissing Israeli ass more than any other president we've ever had.

>americaca dando las nalgas por delanteros peores que henry martin

>henry saving ameriCACA once again
Too bad he'll be back on the bench in a few weeks once the other sudacas recover.

HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY HENRY

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whew, close one forpuebla

sauce pls

>Monarcas
Also Queretaro has been unlocked

>chumasteiger plays in mexico
wow, I thought he would be a 1-club-player his whole career

>aguilar already chimping out
>they're winning
Why?

>permanent gray screen
>change to Multimedios
>"llega el primer cruce diagonal en las calles de CDMX"
fuck this entire world

he's the soul of Puebla desu

Bunnbree her mom is a proper milf too so she's wife material.

Oh right, I remember this girl as "8ree" during the homestuck shitposting like 7 years ago

>ethot
>wife material

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>not wanting those 100k a week from incels

Why are Rayados so shit at the moment?

>now univision works perfect for me

what's this shit?

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We have a shit coach, if Based turco was back we'd be raping everyone in ligamx.

Mohamed isn't their DT desu

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>NICO NICO NII UN PUTO GOL

>MICO Castillo

ME CAGO EN TO'LO QUE SE MENEA, PUTA MADRE!!!!!

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>falling for the meco castillo meme

>nicuck cASStillo

>naco castillo
And to think Henry will be benched by the next week and this shitter won't.

*getting bopped in the first round

Unironically Chivas, the campeonisimo is back.

>7th place

>Unironically Chivas, the campeonisimo is back
No it isn't and it never will as long as higuera (PUTO) is in charge of the team.

Imagine lainez dabbing on ameriCACA

>Leo Ramos ded
>Mauro Lainez IN

oh boy

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Fuck no, they never came back since 1970, and they will never be.
Stop making ilusions.

>Aguilar falls
>fault

KEK

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>fucking announcers won't stop making excuses for nico
It's getting pathetic at this point.

They might be one of the most worst financially mismanaged clubs in the entire league kek but unlike Verga Cruz, CHIvas should be able to just print money from chicano bucks.

>Benedetti OUT
>the MIGHTY Roger IN

ok, game is over, 3 points for PAPA

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>takes out the nico that actually did some thing even if it usually ended up failing
>leaves in the nico that has done fuck all and can't play for shit
SAD

When's this semen slurping game gonna end so we can watch a real match?

Will he haunt CHIvas for years to come?

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Today he get DABBED on

NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII NICO NICO NII

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inb4 montegay buys him, and he becomes a Liga MemeX /lifelong/ like Pizarro

>poolencia

based retard

>NICO NICO NII: unlocked

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>Ascenso MX
>15 clubs
just fucking promote 3 clubs from your 3rd division! Y'all do have that right?

OH NO ONONO N ONONONONO look at the paint on his nails

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Yeah what would be the point thought they don't have money

nigga, only 8 of those 15 clubs fullfit requeriments to get promoted, AscensoMX works on red numbers

NO ERA

>yfw vucetich v chelis final

The third division teams are literally high school tier clubs that play on random fields in rural towns that only draw like 200 people attendance. The gap between the second and third division is huge.

He’s already like 24. Have any European clubs expressed any interest yet?

PACHUCA_vs_CHIVAS
PACHUCA_vs_CHIVAS
PACHUCA_vs_CHIVAS

in.xrivonet.info/33h.html#2s

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>chikitin jr
>a good team

Se viene a casa putos

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>Vab Rankin
>Gudiño
Found the chillahermano
>Jimenez
He's gonna be too old for the next WC

>requeriments to get promoted
i swear you corrupt, retarded ass mehicanos.

fuck off zoomer hell be 30

Meme 8a is gonna be too old for 2026 m8

Fine fgt Alan Mozo then and Jimenez will be as old as Peralta was In brazil.

juraDIOS u fucking pleb

I know, shit is stupid, but niggas from (((FMF))) must protect their interests kek

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>immediately assume I'm an amierdicanista
El Rebaño Cegado, señores.

NECAXA_vs_TIJUANA
NECAXA_vs_TIJUANA
NECAXA_vs_TIJUANA

in.xrivonet.info/11c.html

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Bump this shit out

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I'm not assuming shit retard, meme 8a is the undisputed keeper for the NT and none of the new kids are good enough to dethrone him anytime soon.

>this fucking CHIvas vs pachucuck
Now THIS is how all matches should be.

Wtf are you talking about

Yeah, just like Oswaldo went played the 2010 Wor... Oh wait.

Hoy gana el pachuca, el ame gana su partido pendiente y nos vamos a la cima.

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Lads i had a dream that a meme argie manager bought and unlocked damm, unironically as a striker

SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA SOSA

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>gudiñofags

Stop smoking whatever the fuck you're smoking lad.

in the NT you mean¿

Gudiño would be GOAT in some proper team like Tigres, SHITvas defense is crap

El Estado Absoluto de CHIvas

>nigger defender

What a fucking match lads, why can't all /LigaMX/ games be like this?

>Ranchuca

>Balls goes literally out
>pachoka dude touch it in

fuck

>Entre 3 piernas

not so fast faggot, after this 1-1 both teams will park the damn bus, just call it

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Incluyendo las de tu madre puto

weak

It's not so easy when you are against a below average team, right chillas?

CUUUUUUURAMEEEEE
Y ENFORMAME DEPOCO A POCOOOOO
CUUUUUUURAMEEEEE
Y TRANSFORMAME EN EN LOCO
POCO A POCOOOOO

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how do I get an Andrea Tova gf, lads? I would love to cheat on her, yet she forgive me ;_;

It’s so easy when you play against a shit team right amierdica? Even nicuck scored.

Yes, yes it is.

>I would love to cheat on her
You don't deserve one faggot.

Mon is top artsy Mexicana qt

b-but her current bf did and they still together

Let's bump this shit out niggs

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AY...
QUIEREME DE A POCO
PERO QUE NO ME DE CUENTA
Y QUE NADIE SEPA

>pedos lopez actually defending
Tf's going on

Yea cause she's too good for him and that faggot got lucky by landing her as a gf.

who tostitos gf here?

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Papi Palermo's gonna get his revenge.

NEW NEW NEW

That's what happens when a GRANDI plays, all the other small teams play at their best.

s-sauce?