How do I enjoy NASCAR?

How do I enjoy NASCAR?

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appreciate turning left only

Be a man

you hate niggers

'ate niggers
'ate spics
'ate communism
'ate foreign sports
luv' murrica
luv' bible
luv' lite beer
luv' turning left

simple as

get a lobotomy

stop watching when they introduce the chase for the cup

2008 was the only good season I watch. Not surprised since that was also the first, Brian France ruining everything

I think you need to be a dad to enjoy nascar

basieren

nah plenty of incels like it too

You watch everything from Petty until the chase. The minute that starts, you drop it

last season was unironically good. this season they fucked everything up with the package

you run onto the track
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give yourself a lobotomy or just be american

what is the chase for the cup that's different from the rest of the season and why is it bad (don't know anything about it)?

>build a time machine and go back to the 80's

Drink 16 bud lights pre race

you don't

its now called the nascar playoffs. basically its a tournament with eliminations every 3 races after the regular season. people don't like it because most nascar fans are boomers and anything short of raising dale sr from the dead will never be enough for these people

What's the actual problem there?

Who doesnt?

Be fat.
Be white.
Be American.

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go back in time to 1997

>you now remember when Gordon had a moustache.
Damn, I'm old.

>build a time machine and go back to the 80's

sigh

if only

>literally no one with skill
>has been "talents" that could have turned up in f1
>has been former f1 drivers that are shit now
>driving in a circle
>how do i enjoy this spectacular american racing series

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really enjoy how much it triggers people for no reason

The correct answer: Don't. Don't watch this year, wait until 2020. This is a lost season with cars and tracks that fans hate but they've committed to begin unfucking their shit when contracts start to expire next year, and the moron that was in charge of it finally got thrown out last year.

Build a time machine and go back to when they were racing.

Theres no former f1 drivers in nascar

wasn't montoya in nascar? i might have mistaken that for indycar

Yeah I just meant currently, montoya did both nascar and IndyCar. Now he runs prototypes in IMSA though

I watched a little of the Daytona 500. I thought it would be more exciting, but they were driving in a straight line the whole time. I don't know how you expect to win like that.

you mean when they introduced the COT.

grow a mustache, grab some shades, and crack open a beer

*cracks open a cool Bud*
*sips*

Yep, Dale Earnheart, now there was a fast feller