OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL THREAD

Chairman/DoF being attracted to shiny things in terms of transfers rather than allowing managers to do the transfers they need I reckon.

>Ryan Babbel
>2019

How the fuck is he still going

200 IQ football

He's not that old

These matches are being played on a Friday because in reality they are championship matches

>wet spam

Gareth Barry played a good 60 minutes last week

Knew a lass that sucked him off before he was famous

Any streams lads?

>losing to Fulham

West ham should get liquidated

>it's a west ham players have forgotten they've got a game of football to play episode
love these

>West Ham losing already

Honestly may as well top myself. Why was I cursed to support this shit.

>Wet spam

West ham are 10th

Come back to me when you've got relegated on less than 20 points

Are you on a VPN or just randomly picked a shite team to support?

Where's Jack Wilshere

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Probably pulled the classic foreigner "give me a team to support that aren't going to be shit in the next few years so I can say I'm not a bandwaggoner" move

Take a guess

Dead

I've no idea but I'll guess 'injured'

>Shuddersfailed

It still angers me how hard /arse/faggots and the media overrated that absolute shitter, just because he was English and playing for a London team

someone give me a stream plox

pretty sure he retired lad

footbites subreddit

youtube.com/watch?v=_fSCkD-gWk0

Nah I support a championship team but let's leave it at that

This isn't a championship thread

BUT HE SCORED A BLOOTER AGAINST LITHUANIA A DECADE AGO

Born in Midul but was raised as a Wet Spam fan by my uncle.

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How about being relegated with over 40 points.

>How about being relegated with over 40 points

Well that's just bad luck but at least they put in some okay performances during the season

Ranieri looks different

ty anons

>how do you want your weekend games lad

If possible, every team above 10th in the championship to lose pls

And like 10 goals in the United Liverpool match

quality isn't very high

So when do West Ham admit that the Rice meme is dead?

>streams dead
oh well

Remember when Mark Noble earned the England captaincy after he was recognised for the outstanding achievement of playing a bunch of games for West Ham?

until they sell him for £50 million

>Streams ded
>Comfy Michelle commentating on Cardiff

Decent

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michelle best sports commentator

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Wet Spam goal webum.

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Yay

Omg

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ERA MANO?

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Thanks for the arrow, the red circle didn't point it out clearly enough

>maradona

fulham deserve relegation
why did it all go to shit? was spending £100million on new players the reason?

>Stream so far behind someone can take a replay of the goal and upload it minutes before it's shown

That's a red card.

>Cardiff's defence playing really well
>Fuck it lol just chuck Morrison back in

Why Neil?

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it this real?

Yeah

Don't be silly user, floating red circles don't exist

Still can't believe villa lost to them in the playoff final

What could have been

fulham are under the coshh assessment

>was spending £100million on new players the reason?
Yes.

But muh beautiful football

Glad Fulham are going. They were so far up their own arses last season and they've been dire.

That's just what a floating red circle would want you to think

HAHAHAHA AS IF CARRA IS TRYING TO MAKE IT ABOUT LIVERPOOL

They shouldn't have been allowed up for those fucking clappers alone

Huddersfield and Fulham are relegated, who joins them? Newcastle, Southampton, or Cardiff?

Trust Carragher to absolve Liverpool of all blame for their offside goal at the first given opportunity. West Ham had a decision in their favour so Liverpool are blameless.

hopefully Newcastle

Cardiff. Remove all non-English clubs.

I think Brighton have a chance as well, they've been shit lately.

Wet Spam second goal webum.

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I'd like Newcastle to go down for the banter

I'd like Cardiff to go down because Welsh teams shouldn't play in England anyway

I have ill will towards Southampton

For those reasons, Southampton will go down

Kek

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Rafa will probably walk if Newcastle go down

but with murray they always have a chance
would relegation help ashley sell or fuck it more

AA

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>Fulham calmly walking back to their positions instead of showing any emotion

They're so fucking done.

How's that points deduction going for you?

West > Ful

no attempt was made

Ashley won't sell unless he gets 150mil for it

No one in their right mind will buy a championship club for that much

lmao Chicha claiming handball is the best thing I've seen in a long time

Sickening refball against Cardiff, apparently

Not coming until next season by the looks of it, unfortunately.

you're supposed to be watching the match, colin

They wouldn't be far off from getting out of the top 3 if they won here

I don't get some players mentalities sometimes. Got to be a dressing room attitude

Judging by the commentators and crowd reaction he'll be going off on one in his interview

Thought the news was supposed to come next week

Not even looking forward to the derby, our players have given up this season. Bit like Fulham right now

i hope he mentions the resignations of the MPs

I fucking hate English league referees

They can put in a totally shit performance, cost a team points, but if a manager or player criticizes them then they get fined

Fucking untouchable nonces

>Just need 3 Tories to go for them to lose their majority

Wish this would happen just for the bands

It's one of the usual fat bald fuck suspects as well.

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can't wait to see top tier english refereeing in the norwegian league soon!

>£20k fine for racist chanting
>£45k fine for saying the referee in the game performed poorly

Referees must have the most secure job on the planet, they are literally protected and immune from any form of criticism. The only one who could actively fuck a referee's career was Ferguson

may's calling of a general election is one of the biggest political fuck ups of recent time

What happened to planet stream? Sheesh they're seriously cracking down on streaming aren't they.

If someone offered a service where I pay £10-15 a month to watch every match I'd of course pay. I just can't fucking afford to pay for 2-3 different services at £30 each were I STILL might not be able to see every match I want to. That's why people stream.

Yeah but I'd be surprised if they actually hit us with it this season. Hope they do so that we've got a clean slate for next season. Derby should still be alright, it's usually fun no matter what's going on in the season.

At the time it seemed a smart move, they just underestimated how woefully out of touch the Tory party are with most people, and how ridiculously uninspiring and weak Theresa May is

>Not Dave Cameron calling th brexit ref >not the MPs forming the Independent group (all going to lose their seats next election)

>I just can't fucking afford to pay for 2-3 different services at £30 each were I STILL might not be able to see every match I want to
I dunno mate you sound pretty criminal and in need of a big fine

i'm addicted to porn

I don't remember any of May's speeches or campaign pledges she seemed to just turn into a ghost for the election
wasn't cameron voted in because he said he would give a ref and wasn't that the election ukip got 4million votes?

FFS, that was probably our only chance of finishing above you this season

You heard the rumour Jack Grealish isn't actually injured but out because he's a coke head?

>campaign pledges
said they were going to take away old people's money if they went into care

>I don't remember any of May's speeches or campaign pledges she seemed to just turn into a ghost for the election

I remember seeing a poll post election and the 2 Tory policies that most of the public knew about were bringing back Fox Hunting, and scrapping winter fuel allowance

He only said he'd give it because he was certain we'd vote to remain

Resigned the moment the leave vote happened

>NBC randomly decide to talk about Liverpool at half time in a match they're not playing in
Can they not even hide their plastic-ness

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Jezza is doing shit in the polls right now but I think he'd actually beat the Tories next election based on their inability to campaign alone

That and they'll probably cause us to crash out of the EU with no deal

Cheers mate, appreciate it.

>Sky spend 2 weeks hyping up Utd v Liverpool
>mouyes parks the bus and turns it into a shitfest
I unironically miss this

he went to 'negotiate' with the eu and swiftly got told to get fucked hahaha
but he still had to call it to fend off ukip causing a hung parliament

Lowe looking washed up

Post your MP lads

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Cameron should have been forced to stay and negotiate that himself.

Instead he was able to just scurry away, and is probably getting 7 figure salaries off "think tanks" now and shit

Nothing will top Gerrard getting sent off about 3 minutes into his last game against United

anyone watched fulham enough to know how joe bryan is getting on?

Feel worse for may, once we leave she'll resign and become a scapegoat for brexit

Get ready for mogg or Johnson Vs Corbyn

whats that white shit sliding around the field?

Bubbles

fulham

>once we leave
delusional

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My cum heheh Xd

All West ham fans have rabies

>Lanzini warming up
Neat.

They're stalling votes until the 29th of march and then we're going to crash out with no deal

It's been the Tories plan from the start

She's completely incompetent, it's incredible the degree to which she has fucked up at every turn. The most important thing in British politics in decades and she's at the helm. she does herself no favours in just ignoring literally everybody else outside the ERG

Although I have no idea where the Tories go next anyway. Nearly all of their potential future leaders are controversial, have black marks on their record already, or are even worse at connecting with ordinary people.

I guess Ruth Davidson or something, a scottish lesbo to give the party good PR

The government are too incompetent to sign any kind of deal or get us to stay.

she deserves to suffer

She's Incompetent because no Tory wants the job of negotiating brexit, once we leave she'll go and their excuse in the next GE will be "oh, that was our old leader. We're different now"

Lol'd heartily

>mogg
biggest meme in British politics. Contrarians like him because he's an unashamed toff and try to convince themselves he gives a fuck about the public

>Anguisa breaks his legs again

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kek

She won't, she's strong and stable remember?

Kek (me)

I'm a bit of a pansy

But I'm pretty sure I could bully Mogg

>MP parachuted into my seat because it's a safe labour seat
>Vote anyway because no choice
>They win even though the MP has no idea about the local area, never even bothers showing up to any local events, Q&A sessions, answering concerns of constituents
>They are now independent and willing to prop up the Tories
>This is literally allowed to happen without any form of forced by-election

ffffuuuuucccckkkk

They need to change the rules on this shit, if you change your political allegiance then you have to re-stand

Football talk only allowed here, fuck off with anything other than football.

Remember the SDP? No?

Don't worry about it, they've commited career suicide. Were less than five years away from Corbyns socialist utopia, comrade.

British politics directly effects English football.

would Brexit affect the signing of EU players?

So as 100 world's politics, go on /pol/ you son of a bitch or I chop your fucking head down!

>last 5 years is literally the British public screaming they're sick of bullshitting centrist politicians who only care about maintaining status quo and helping out their friends in big business whilst lying to the public and ignoring them
>Create a party that unironically represents this in every possible sense
>Even form it as a private company so it doesn't have to reveal who's funding it

I'm still laughing at this shit

I'm not a Nazi though

How about this football eh lads?

'bit rude, that

who is going to climb out of the shit tier leagues and join the premier league next season?

They'd have to apply for work visas

Very doubtful, anybody from the EU or in a relationship with an EU national will be allowed in during the transition period until mid 2021, and be able to apply for pre-settled status under the EUSS scheme.

And there'll probably be some exemption for pro sports going forward

not leeds

Norwich, Sheffield United and west Brom

you vote for an MP, not a party user

if you want presidential shit go live in america

Best part? Tony Blair is set to join

>That absolutely fucking pathetic free kick by Bennett leading to the Watford counter

Just awful.

That's supposed to be the case, but no one actually votes like that

In theory yes, in practice not at all, lots don't even know their local MPs name. On any major issues they're whipped into voting the way the part does anyway

>I'm still laughing at this shit
if you think that's funny, just wait until people start licking their boots

Got any source on that pal?

For me, it's Emiliano Sala.

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The media are already sucking their dicks, they represent everything they love, I think they're still deluded enough to believe that they can heavily sway public opinion

thelondoneconomic.com/news/tony-blair-tipped-to-be-next-to-join-independent-group/20/02/amp/

Goodness.

>you vote for an MP, not a party user
Me great grandad voted Labour.
Me grandad voted Labour.
Me dad voted Labour.
Meself? I voted Labour.

What happened to his head?

can't believe cardiff gave deulofeu a hat trick

Good lad

Shark ate it

Why has no one told Babel he looks like a twat with the red hair

As has already been said

Welsh teams in should fuck off forever

>figure it's a pic of some random dude
>look up Sala's tattoos
>they match
Well shit.

Labour will be thrilled as they are doing a very difficult job for them.

if he cant figure that out on his own there's no point telling him

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>What is editing

Amazing. Fingers crossed.

Reported, btw

Why are Vietto, Schurrle and Babel playing on the same team?

COYI

shitters united

>4

loser

k

Also,
>reverse image search
>get pics of steaks
kek

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You now remember Manuel Lanzini

>Cardiff

Fucking hell

Worst part is they'll probably be back in the prem after next season

Lanzini what the fuck lmao

>Vietto

Fucking hell I remember him being touted as the next big thing

>Wet Spam trying to walk it in

Absolutely ludicrous

What is Pellegrini thinking putting Lanzini on that early

>Big Sam is on celebrity apprentice this year
Finally a reason to live

Hope Liverpool don't make the same mistakes, I've put a pony on them

>Working class labour leave voter vs rich Tory jew remainer

Based

Imagine taking a touch there

>conceding to Cardiff

Someone relegate Watford.

>celebrity apprentice
thankfully this shit series will be over soon just gonna miss cuties in business suits

>conceding to colin wanker

>Teammate passes the ball in front of him
>Gets tackled
>Throws arms up in the air and moans at the crowd

What does this guy do again?

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Wet Spam third goal webum.

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Fucking hell that goalkeeper

>keeper
state

Someone hug Ranieri please

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>5

Seems Cardiff want to go down with Sala

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>This man won the premier League

Wafford easily destroying Cardiff can only mean Cardiff will now go on to get a smash-and-grab win against Everton

Chim chimeney, chim chimeney, chim chim cherooo

>Everton v West Brom stats.jpg

He's 100% the gazza of his generation

>Knew a lass that sucked him off
>Knew
You gotta keep in touch with your mom, user.

Sorry man, I know it's uncalled for but that was a perfect setup.

>American banter

Fucking hell I never made this connection before

But yeah

You're right

Hopefully wards off teams signing him in summer

Why do you hate Scunthorpe town, mate?

test

Fingers crossed because of just how angry he makes fans of every other team in England

Please don't post it again mate

Would love nothing left for him to score the winning goal against wolves/West Brom/small heath next season (if we get to play them all, wolves in a cup match) just to see how angry their fans get