ITT: Your countries starting XI with n-words only

Bergwijn on right wing.

Did you forget Promes on RW friendo?

Bergwijn at RW? Also VVD doesn't count since he has Surinamese heritage, not African

>everybody is born in africa

>france plays all-nigger XI as part of marketing campaign of Wakanda 2
>win the world cup

VVD's black m8

This looks better than I thought but the defense only has one real centre back and he doesn't even have citizenship yet. Also the biggest role the keeper has ever had is sitting on the bench for the team that finished 2nd in the 2nd tier.
The midfield and offense could maybe survive in Nations League C.

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Most of these players weren't born in Africa either.

MURALHA as our GK instead of Allison

Cool :^)

Literally can’t do this for Scotland... yet.

Only nigs I can think of who’ve played for us are Anya, Philips and Iwelumo.

>yet

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Denayer
Boyata
Kompany

Tielemans
Witsel
KDB
Dembele
Lukaku
Batshuayi
Origi

This. Choosing how long into the past it takes that your ancestors were in Africa to qualify you as "white" is arbitrary.

>Udegbe
Who? Are there any countries other than France and Switzerland who could have a halfway decent goalkeeper in an all black XI? I don't even think England has any particularly good ones

I have no idea if this is the right XI, but here's what I have

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I'm glad to say, I can't do it yet

Shaka Hislop

Lafont is best black goal keeper.

Mate of course you can, you don't have to have a cap to be eligible for scotland.

Based

Harder than i thought

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>blackman

based

Yeah, goalkeeper's difficult for almost any country that's not actually African. France have a couple and Switzerland have Mvogo. And even then he's Leipzig's backup keeper

we only have one macaco who became greek. carlos zeca. no other negroids. we left all the dark skinned individuals for the apehoop team. At least Giannis is a good player.

the out of africa theory has become less credible over the last few years and acting like categories don't mean anything because they lines of where they begin and end are blurry is fucking retarded.
Also you can't do this for us but you could make a full defence all-time with Hughton - Babb - McGrath - Christie and Randolph in goal.

Fucking impossible to do ours, we hade like 3 black guys in history playing for the NT

Mitochondrial DNA is a pretty solid indicator that we were all KANGZ once

>blackman

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Jamal Blackman. He's a real black man

I know that. He's also shit.

C-can't do it h-haha, too hard.

No negritos in my national team ese

You lose a lot of good players still.
Who is the American goat?

gg france

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>no sancho

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>Still believing in the out of Africa theory

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fuck off you little faggot youre not on reddit anymore you dont get upvotes for having the correct opinions

dude wat?

>and Switzerland have Mvogo. And even then he's Leipzig's backup keeper
good keeper though
too bad Gulacsi's ahead of him, being rock solid

Pretty much the same thing with Switzerland's goalkeeper hierarchy. Someone has to be first choice and Sommer's the best of a good bunch. The others are just shit out of luck until he retires

Not possible sorry.

who the fuck are Baku and Udegbe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robin_Udegbe

>be french
>only has to put your usual starting XI

I was going to say that we have like two negroes who play football and this confirms it.

We have iñaki, diego costa, mariano, thiago and rodrigo, in the past we had engonga, donato and senna, we're not that blacked yet

>only black german keeper
>plays for kfc

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you and me both bro.

Why not Semedo instead of Manafá, moving RP, or Nani

You forgot João Mário.

Non african 11:
Patrício
Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Pepe, Raphael Guerreiro
Rúben Neves, João Moutinho, Bruno Fernandes
Bernardo Silva, André Silva, Ronaldo

>inb4 obsessed Tsunaldo haters

Senna was a seriously good player. Very underrated imo.

I'm not even giving a justification to someone who thinks Nani should be in our NT

What about Bürki?

He's stepped back from the NT for exactly that reason. There's little between them, and Sommer's just a bit better with the ball at his feet and at anticipating action in the box

Damn, trusting that Raphael is in form, we could win it all with that team

yeah, we were spawned by Odin