>India's sponsor is a chinese phone company >Australia's sponsor is a airline that literally souds like cunts >England's sponsor is a jewish bank >South Afirca's spnosor is also a jewish bank
Isaac Sullivan
Very good post
Lincoln Martin
Unironically wish that was me. I woke up with an alcohol rash on my face.
kek its a channel m8 and late nights, not regular tv
William Reyes
A distant relative of mine (has the smooth gift of the gab) is one of those guys who went door to door offering slave loans with double digit interest to those in need or too dumb that takes years to payoff. Two mansions, numerous property on let, two new range rovers etc. His life is set. He had no conscience.
Zachary Rodriguez
reckon he'll be plundering that booty lads?
Matthew Phillips
do volunteering at a place that deals with people who have been fucked over with loans, just depressing honestly
Daniel Brown
The Gayle Gale
Nicholas Peterson
> (You) is that legal there?
Jayden Rodriguez
the gayer curran brother
Adam Parker
Just plunk it lol
Noah Cruz
you just be bowled a googly on mind with that post ngl bla wew x
Evan Walker
exploiting the vices of vunerable people is a great British tradition
Surely everyone knows Gayle preserves himself for the meme20 circuit. He must be the richest cricketer in terms of actual cricket money (not personal sponsors)
haven't been on /cric/ since I got a graduate job lads
seems to be more UK flags these days
Charles Reyes
Nah I’m white
Leo Brown
t. paki
Carter Campbell
Depends what time you come All the Aussies are sleep
Michael Johnson
Need a lot of patience when you're batting with him in an ODI game desu. He's almost 40 and can't take quick twos anymore.
Noah Martinez
why are england's trousers a darker shade than their tops
really bothers me
should've kept the old less dull blue
John Russell
stop redditspacing
Jacob Ross
>two series >two series wins
Is 2019, dare I say it, Scotland's year?
Juan Russell
Adil’s Got Gayle next over watch
Dylan Jenkins
imagine living in scotland
Wyatt Ross
what exactly is a ‘graduate job’? Can someone give me the most typical example of one
Ian Hall
It's actually quite nice, I've decided that all of Scotland's negative reputation is English propaganda
Xavier Sanchez
You get lured into an office and get told to do all the dumb repetitive shit that the actual workers can't be fucked doing
David Myers
Hi Daniel
Kayden Ward
fields like law or commerce have graduate programs where your official job title is "graduate" until you formally settle into a role after 18 months or so
Kayden Cooper
Wow, shocker. I wonder what gave it away. You're such a master detective, holy fuck.
John Jenkins
Just said Hi
Benjamin Jones
Love the England test team Hate the England ODI team Simple
Julian Russell
what a fucking reply
Colton Long
Go to bed you neet
Anthony Price
graduate jobs usually just mean professional entry level jobs for recent graduate with an eye for training you up
here those are "graduate schemes" rather than strictly graduate jobs, which don't necessarily follow the same formula
Nolan Young
Am not a NEET
Chase Sanchez
>graduate jobs usually just mean professional entry level jobs for recent graduate with an eye for training you up but what’s an actual typical job title
Ian Allen
>LE 50 AND OUT MAN
Cooper Perez
pretty much any job role that you traditionally need to be degree-educated for
Ian Davis
but that’s more graduate scheme like lawyer you said, this whole ‘graduate job’ thing is more vague. What’s a graduate job
Robert Rogers
a graduate scheme is distinct in that it is usually a fast-track scheme into more senior positions and they usually rotate you around different departments and let you choose where you want to settle
a graduate job is just a job without those perks and extra opportunities, schemes are very competitive and most graduates do not go get into one
Dominic Harris
when someone says they have a ‘graduate job’ what do they mean, it seems not to mean lawyer or doctor
Christian Roberts
it's a position designed specifically for people who have just graduated university
Cameron Hall
you reckon?
Owen Roberts
yeah mate all in the title innit
Elijah Walker
Great piece of bowling
Andrew Peterson
keep eating almonds even though they irritate my throat and make it itch for half an hour afterwards
graduate trainee at a big 4 accountancy firm like PwC, trainee solicitor at a legal firm like Dentons, graduate civil engineer at arup
theres 3 for you, im sure you get the flavour. it's the aim for someone from shitty new build uni, standard career path for a russell group grad, probably somewhat disappointing to an oxbridge alum
yeah obviously i know about established jobs like that but there seems to be such thing as a more miscellaneous ‘graduate job’ and i was just wondering what form that tends
Cameron Gomez
wake me up when England bat lads
only reason to watch ODI atm ngl tbhwy
Lucas Harris
to take
Jordan Lee
more like the West Boredies
Andrew Lewis
Sucking off dogs for quavers
Hunter Peterson
Bugger i didn't realise NIA and NEC arena are not the same thing not the same location. Note to self: remember to avoid brum at all costs in the future.
Now i have to find parking for NEC/Resorts World else get extorted for their parking
Prophesied events during the Kali Yuga Edit A discourse by Markandeya in the Mahabharata identifies some of the attributes of Kali Yuga.[16]
In relation to rulers, it lists:
Rulers will become unreasonable: they will levy taxes unfairly. Rulers will no longer see it as their duty to promote spirituality, or to protect their subjects: they will become a danger to the world. People will start migrating, seeking countries where wheat and barley form the staple food source. "At the end of Kali-yuga, when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen of the three higher varnas (guna or temperament) and when nothing is known of the techniques of sacrifice, even by word, at that time the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser." (Srimad-Bhagavatam (2.7) With regard to human relationships, Markandeya's discourse says:
Avarice and wrath will be common. Humans will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of dharma will occur. People will have thoughts of murder with no justification and will see nothing wrong in that. Lust will be viewed as socially acceptable and sexual intercourse will be seen as the central requirement of life. Sin will increase exponentially, while virtue will fade and cease to flourish. People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks and drugs. Gurus will no longer be respected and their students will attempt to injure them. Their teachings will be insulted, and followers of Kama will wrest control of the mind from all human beings. Women will no longer get married. Traditional castes will disappear and everyone will belong to a single social class. Brahmins will not be learned or honored, Kshatriyas will not be brave, Vaishyas will not be just in their dealings, and the varna system will be abolished.
Asher Garcia
Whoa there charles dickens, I didn't come here to read a novel
Luke Collins
The rarely seen slow beamer
Caleb Garcia
>mark nicholas having to advertise footy and boxing on talksport radio This is beneath him
Kevin King
tipping England to either chase this down with ten overs to spare or be bowled out for fuck all
off to work lads, that sweet Saturday double bubble
Kayden Edwards
england players wont be available to play the entire 100 competition what a shambles
Nathan Jenkins
ooooooo fernanndoooo
Easton Moore
BOLD prediction bla we will NOT see 50 overs bowled in the England innings x
Levi Moore
They should get Jeff Dujon to talk more, actually interesting rather than the rehashed chummy sky bollocks. He had the best seat in the house
Dylan Collins
ALCHO XOCKW
Jacob Adams
BASED
Jonathan Young
alchy locks is on a bender lads based
Cameron Gray
i distinctly remember bairstow not being shit lads what the fuck happened
Jeremiah Gutierrez
It's funny how people consider FIFA or the FA incompetent and corrupt. ECB trumps all and hopefully it absolutely tanks, but then again T20 was literally invented by a British advertising firm
Austin Barnes
hales should be in this team
Jose Price
who cares
Jacob Lopez
fucking hell
Nathaniel Anderson
not watching this trash obviously how is the pitch?
Imagine the english cricket captain being an irishman with a pakistani bat sponsor
Ayden Clark
Footy Boxing one day internationals
Wyatt Kelly
so this is the fabled Brit/cric/
Kayden Hughes
>pajama cricket
Jason Baker
zagorka beer tastes minging but in a great way
Ayden Rogers
is gayle fielding today
Easton Torres
my friends have deserted me. alone in a bar
Cameron Bell
Why does it feel weird when she gets into a relationship with someone else, lads? Met her online through friends friend. Kinda Close friends. Absolutely know there's 0 chance of a relationship between us. But still feels like I got cucked.
Oliver Davis
>ss cotrell even the name has a certain pengness to it innit bla >b. ss cotrell >c & b ss cotrell >lbw b. ss cotrell x
Christopher Sullivan
so true
why did they desert you
Jacob Russell
shame he’s fucking shit and the epitome of modern brainletbash cannon fodder
Isaac Mitchell
i c not watching the match, just looking at the scorecard on cricinfo tbqh ngl bla x
based rathnayake called Sri Lanka very raw and talented on the Facebook chat and nobody believed him
Camden Diaz
>rot
Andrew Sullivan
>oot
Parker Edwards
SHOOK
Jaxon Howard
when you have diarrhea you can say your >poo ran
Luis Nguyen
bumrah to pooran
Parker Parker
zagorka beer really lets you know it’s at the back of your throat and that’s why I like it...quite sour tasting but wouldn’t call it at all unpleasant...best consumed straight out of 2 litre plastic bottles
Alexander Moore
>nice blog post gramps
Connor Hall
tfw i made an accidental gay innuendo and this guys trying to fuck me
Zachary Perez
shot stokes ey
Connor Harris
Safas gonna slip AGANE
Mason Fisher
>Sanjeev Racisty B
Camden Mitchell
why is Indian cricket so inherently bland lads?literally Can’t tbink of one exciting moment they have ever featured in in cricket ...hmm really makes you think
Logan Wright
truthbomb
Landon Allen
>bait.jpg 'Ate us cuz dey ain't us
Robert Nelson
because wh*toids don't understand based BROWNGOD culture
My Dad is convinced we will win the world cup, I feel bad for him
Brody Moore
nobody I know could care less about cricket and the fact there is a world cup hosted here later this year is completely unknown
Nathaniel Ramirez
It's "couldn't care less" you fucking americanised mong
Adam Powell
couldn't care less you pleb
Dylan Lopez
top laff
Connor Mitchell
sad state of affairs for english cricket tttt, got a chance at the world cup then the ashes and the population doesn't care
Hunter Hall
Awful lbw decision Kek
Logan Jenkins
someone share stream pls
Michael Cooper
Umpball
Matthew Campbell
Cheeky Holder appealing the nick like it's a certainty because he knows england have no reviews left
Matthew Anderson
disgraceful decision. umps clearly paid off by the moneybags WI cricket board. this sort of stuff makes me want to stop watching the game.
Benjamin Morgan
South Africa - 222 & 128 Sri Lanka - 154 & 60/2 What kind of fucking pitch is this?
Jason Lopez
>Holder to Curran, OUT, gone! But what for?! That's not lbw ... is it? No way... but England have no reviews left! If so, that looks to the naked eye like one of the worst decisions in history! High, leg-sided. I am very willing to be proven very wrong! UPDATE: That was an absolute honker! Missing leg stump on height and line! based as fuck
Joshua Nelson
a seth african one. Most of the tests there are nearly over in 3 days now.
Bentley Diaz
actually it's a double negative with "nobody" at the front so it's in fact correct
if it was SOMEONE then it would be "couldn't care less", you played yourself.
Levi Davis
Ah the joys of seeing a batsman seething as he walks off after being sawn off by the ump have been neutered *sips*
Dylan Moore
I agree that it's a poorly constructed sentence.
Adrian Richardson
Pretty funny Holder appealed like it was absolutely plumb when he must have known it was missing leg my a mile...
Dylan Cook
adil ur fucking shit
Connor Carter
Adil Rashid and Moeen Ali to bring it home.. true blooded English heroes
David Peterson
Getting close fellas
Liam Thompson
THIS
Luke Moore
F
Gavin Green
BLACKED
David Kelly
GOATTRELL
Mason Lewis
what's that HD willowtv stream lads?
James Campbell
/cric/? More like /incel/.
Jace Phillips
Third rate spinner second rate batsman
Ryder Jenkins
A L L O U T L L
O U T
world cup favourites btw
Jacob Peterson
Classic England. Holder turned the game around, series in the balance again
he's like a metre taller than Curran looking at his knee roll must have been like spotting an ant 20 metres away
Jose Gomez
revising this post, now it's It’s going to be India>>>Australia>>>England>>>New Zealand>>>Pakistan>>>>>>>the rest
Grayson Gray
what happens lads? give me a quick rundown on WI vs Eng
Logan Ramirez
Both openers out cheaply, England had it in the bag anyway, threw it away. Curran sawn off. Windies got 15 more than they should have in the first innings.
why don't they have shield on Kayo missed a trick here
Parker King
The virgin naysayers vs the Chadd Sayers.
Austin Perez
DIARRHEA is the /cric/
Gavin Harris
they should use the stump mikes for shield
Julian Ramirez
this is it, this is the post
Colton Lewis
:D
Elijah Gray
How has Bancroft done since his sandpaper controversy?
Thomas Nelson
Had a decent BBL run
Jeremiah Collins
he's been banned for 9 months mate
Juan Brooks
I understand that, but it always interesting to see how an athlete comes back from a disgrace.
Nicholas Gomez
I hate those people who make their identity that they watch american sport
Bentley Sanchez
my point is he hasn't "done" anything because he's been banned, that only expired a month or so ago this is his first first class match since his ban, he's only been able to play BBL, which doesn't mean much when he didn't even play finals oh and premier cricket lol
Kayden Cruz
like the sad wild supporter who posts in /hoc/ and slurps NA semen
Caleb Martinez
Same
Carson Fisher
No, thats my misunderstanding. I thought he only got banned from international cricket
John Brown
it's a kid what do you mean
Austin Smith
all top level cricket
he's been playing amateur grade cricket for Willetton and meme tournaments in the territory
Jayden Richardson
banned from everything pretty much, the highest domestic level he could play was grade cricket which is mostly just amateurs playing on the weekends Smith and Warner got their IPL contracts torn up but played in the caribbean and bangladesh premier leagues, Bancroft didn't have that opportunity because he's irrelevant
This is the worst fucking thread on the entire board every single day and it's all the fault of Australians.
Jaxson Bell
off season here is cricket season in the territory
David Martinez
literally what I said
Julian Garcia
Shut your Deano mouth
Xavier Rodriguez
thoguht you meant that ground specifically
Jaxson Robinson
that this single ground plays during the off-season? how would that even work
Joseph Perry
no meth shardies anywhere, not under keyboard, not in keyboard, not in drawer, not on jewelry scale.. might have to dig in my trash place and see if any of the needles have liquid in them
unhappy
Ethan Price
redmi note 7 pro or poco f2?
Cameron Miller
Like literally fucking day after day this thread is garbage.
Eli Ortiz
Alastair Coko
Parker Nelson
*does nothing*
Samuel Young
we're actually talking cricket right now lol
Brody Collins
Tell me Deano, do you watch cricket?
Connor Gutierrez
too bad you can't participate in the /afl/ threads
why the conflict over kashmir, is it strategically important?
Joseph Hall
long history lad, better read from wikipedia
Lucas Bailey
Faf du Plessis explain why your team is so shit
Ayden Brooks
i know why the conflict is there but what's the importance of the region like russia annexed crimea because they needed a warm water port, what are india and pakistan looking for beyond more land
Jacob Morris
didn't realise there was a recent attack, makes sense now
Tyler Richardson
countries just always fight over the most amount of land they have a claim on we're completely screwing over East Timor just for a bit of exclusive economic area around the seas there
never been in snow in my life but I imagine it's shit
Jaxon Turner
Youn down great Ocean road way cob
Caleb Phillips
havent seen snow in years lads
Levi Young
It's a pretty land, lots of saffron and apples though. also shares border with china.
Caleb Morgan
There is also a section 370 is out constitution which prohibits any non-kashmiri Indian to buy land in the state. Should demolish that tbeh
Evan Wright
there's nothing really special about that sea area, we already own most it around that area It's just about land. There might be some mineral wealth in that region (there often is around the Himalayas) but it's fairly inaccessible and wouldn't be any different to that in Utterakhand and areas they already control. Both countries believe they have a stake too it, both have large military complexes and it's become an issue of pride as well as anything else
never been to the snow, seen snow, felt snow dont care for it
Parker Bailey
>there's nothing really special about that sea area filled with oil and gas mate, indonesia's invasion was so both countries could divide the resources
Blake Hughes
Yeah brother
Ethan Powell
so is all that area along the border with Indonesia though there's always potential in these areas for mineral extraction but it's not like they're a higher density than surrounding areas
Isaac Perez
Crappy one inch of English snow is grim, real snow is fucking amazing.
James Stewart
Bloodborne DL lad, you playing?
Justin Cruz
barely making it into the 2nd session will be a Sri Lankan win way they’re playing their shots
Henry Rogers
oh yeah that's my point, whether they win/lose it won't go much further than that hoping for some dickscoops
Jeremiah Richardson
would love a sri lanka collapse and a final wicket partnership victory
that shit was nerve racking
Nathaniel Hall
got to go toil for 6 hours grim
Isaac Bell
Busy with assignments :( I’ll start when I get back home.
Isaac Moore
dinner on the cards lads im thinking steak and rice
Jacob Lopez
one of the spinners is injured and can't bat so it'll have to be an 8 wicket partnership
Luke Watson
think I’ll pick up 4 litres of zagorka on the way home
Christopher Kelly
based fernando will see it through regardless
Asher Watson
is that a Hungarian hair treatment?
Justin Wright
tipping a muscular 2 (37) to seal the win
Ayden Brown
just wanna stay in bed and watch cricket
John Moore
good lad, get the work gone first
Ian Phillips
hes in bulgaria
Joseph Hill
>playing video games what are you guys 12?
Kayden Kelly
just pulled a muscle in my back
Ryder Sanders
is there any diff though?
Jaxon Wilson
quite large difference
Jackson Bennett
need a back massage from a strong Caribbean cricketer
Julian Turner
>drinking at 9 am in the morning stop doing it alchy
Henry Rivera
gods country
Jace Robinson
lads, lost 10kegs over summer, and looking tanned and muscular. missus can't keep my dick out of her mouth. AMA
Nathaniel Perry
oh now you'll say that there's diff b/w aus and nz lol
Juan Green
On the way home so in 6 hours
Joshua Diaz
>v*ctoria
Easton Cruz
My boros, I'm the user who asked about a new phone. Just hard reset my old one and lost all my essential /cric/ images, can everyone post some goodens
Evan Brown
mounga has been shocking with the kicks
Brayden Harris
wish I had the willpower to lose weight again, been stuck in skinnyfat mode for the last two and half years