/cric/

>22/2
South Africa v Sri Lanka at Port Elizabeth, 2nd Test - day 2

South Africa: 222 & 128
Sri Lanka: 154 & 46/2* (13 overs, target 197)
Day 2 - Session 3: Sri Lanka require another 151 runs with 8 wickets remaining

West Indies v England at Bridgetown, 2nd ODI

West Indies: 16/0* (4.5/50 ov)
England: Yet to bat
England won the toss and elected to field

>23/2
Afghanistan v Ireland at Dehradun, 2nd T20I

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I miss this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe

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pavement

>Martin says: "Sri Lanka whitewashing the Proteas will be like Leicester WINNING THE PREMIER LEAGUE!!!"

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fuck off poot

how can Sef Efrica be so elite on paper and so mediocre in practice?

I watch every english test but have never participated in /cric/

Why is your general so retarded?

So true

their middle order is one of the worst in the world on both paper and in practice

Why are you so retarded?

>every England test
Deano my son
now fuck off back to /trans/

LMAO at this team

>Du Plessis
>de Kock (I know he's shit but he averages nearly 40)

umm, no sweetie...

their strategy of making sub par fast bowling pitches is going against them, you don't do it if your batting is shite

du plessis isn’t that good , his current average flatters him

honestly just sick of who I am as a person

When I was about 16 I think I joined in on some anti Semitic chanting that I didn’t really agree with at a football match. They were different times

the world really has changed for the better. in my kids school if you try to call someone gay you will get ostracised and bullied haha

He's back

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Based
Really is unfathomable how there is so much hatred in the world to be honest

got no friends
bit grim but it is what it is

What happened mate?

BASED

see above mate

I know it may sound silly but cric is your friend kid
It’s 2019 we need to look at isolation on different levels

Same. But at least you have family.

The lads

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>India's sponsor is a chinese phone company
>Australia's sponsor is a airline that literally souds like cunts
>England's sponsor is a jewish bank
>South Afirca's spnosor is also a jewish bank

Very good post

Unironically wish that was me. I woke up with an alcohol rash on my face.

t. hebe poofs

>wasting all that time for this

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GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF YOURE DONE HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT

appeal was for catch

t. Disgusting person

>PaddyPower rewards club
brits have ads for pyramid schemes lol???

My bad, didn't know Buttler caught it.

We have adverts for pay day loans, gambling, alcohol, and fast food. TV here is a David foster Wallace short story m8

t. country that has ads for psychics

Don't use it as an insult mate

t. kike shitstabbers

...

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you just KNOW...

kek
its a channel m8 and late nights, not regular tv

A distant relative of mine (has the smooth gift of the gab) is one of those guys who went door to door offering slave loans with double digit interest to those in need or too dumb that takes years to payoff. Two mansions, numerous property on let, two new range rovers etc. His life is set. He had no conscience.

reckon he'll be plundering that booty lads?

do volunteering at a place that deals with people who have been fucked over with loans, just depressing honestly

The Gayle Gale

> (You)
is that legal there?

the gayer curran brother

Just plunk it lol

you just be bowled a googly on mind with that post ngl bla
wew
x

exploiting the vices of vunerable people is a great British tradition

Lagaan game when?

Sad stuff

>Shai Hope disrespecting the BOSS

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oh I should have known better

Surely everyone knows Gayle preserves himself for the meme20 circuit. He must be the richest cricketer in terms of actual cricket money (not personal sponsors)

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t. paki

haven't been on /cric/ since I got a graduate job lads

seems to be more UK flags these days

Nah I’m white

t. paki

Depends what time you come
All the Aussies are sleep

Need a lot of patience when you're batting with him in an ODI game desu. He's almost 40 and can't take quick twos anymore.

why are england's trousers a darker shade than their tops

really bothers me

should've kept the old less dull blue

stop redditspacing

>two series
>two series wins

Is 2019, dare I say it, Scotland's year?

Adil’s Got Gayle next over watch

imagine living in scotland

what exactly is a ‘graduate job’? Can someone give me the most typical example of one

It's actually quite nice, I've decided that all of Scotland's negative reputation is English propaganda

You get lured into an office and get told to do all the dumb repetitive shit that the actual workers can't be fucked doing

Hi Daniel

fields like law or commerce have graduate programs where your official job title is "graduate" until you formally settle into a role after 18 months or so

Wow, shocker. I wonder what gave it away. You're such a master detective, holy fuck.

Just said Hi

Love the England test team
Hate the England ODI team
Simple

what a fucking reply

Go to bed you neet

graduate jobs usually just mean professional entry level jobs for recent graduate with an eye for training you up

here those are "graduate schemes" rather than strictly graduate jobs, which don't necessarily follow the same formula

Am not a NEET

>graduate jobs usually just mean professional entry level jobs for recent graduate with an eye for training you up
but what’s an actual typical job title

>LE 50 AND OUT MAN

pretty much any job role that you traditionally need to be degree-educated for

but that’s more graduate scheme like lawyer you said, this whole ‘graduate job’ thing is more vague. What’s a graduate job

a graduate scheme is distinct in that it is usually a fast-track scheme into more senior positions and they usually rotate you around different departments and let you choose where you want to settle

a graduate job is just a job without those perks and extra opportunities, schemes are very competitive and most graduates do not go get into one

when someone says they have a ‘graduate job’ what do they mean, it seems not to mean lawyer or doctor

it's a position designed specifically for people who have just graduated university

you reckon?

yeah mate all in the title innit

Great piece of bowling

keep eating almonds even though they irritate my throat and make it itch for half an hour afterwards

in the bag lads
what could go wrong

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that's called an allergy

it also happens with cherries, hazelnuts, pears and apples
I refuse to stop eating these things, this never happened when I was younger

2-0

llooking back the sharpe flicks are actually quite bad

how far behind is ur stream m8??

me??
watching bhagvatham from the Mahabharata (1988) on the tube bla
x

get an epipen then

>england batsmen are not allowed to remove their helmets when batting
Utter state of ECBs insurance policy

me??
taking a shit in my toilet instead of the street like a savage
x

but i want a typical job title, just curious

for me it's shitting on your mum

plebby b is struggling to get his oversized head around this concept

not struggling with any concept just asking for an example

if you need an example that means you need further clarification on the concept

ergo, you are struggling with it.

the ABSOLUTE STATE of Brit/cric/ hours

Forgot how janky the first Kingdom Hearts was lads. Replaying it now.

OYE HOYE

fuck brexit

hat

Hmmmmmmmmm.....

comfy

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graduate trainee at a big 4 accountancy firm like PwC, trainee solicitor at a legal firm like Dentons, graduate civil engineer at arup

theres 3 for you, im sure you get the flavour. it's the aim for someone from shitty new build uni, standard career path for a russell group grad, probably somewhat disappointing to an oxbridge alum

NEVER speak or act in an un-aryan way /cric/
x

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(for a certain type of boring person)

gwan roy lad

this but unironically

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yeah obviously i know about established jobs like that but there seems to be such thing as a more miscellaneous ‘graduate job’ and i was just wondering what form that tends

wake me up when England bat lads

only reason to watch ODI atm ngl tbhwy

to take

more like the West Boredies

Sucking off dogs for quavers

Bugger i didn't realise NIA and NEC arena are not the same thing not the same location. Note to self: remember to avoid brum at all costs in the future.

Now i have to find parking for NEC/Resorts World else get extorted for their parking

shut up Plebby B

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SCORE SUM FACKIN RANNNSSS OR TAKE SUM FACKIN WICKETSSSSSS

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Lovely

fuck off cazzie

Stokes getting flashbacks

>girl name
>girl profession

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What sort of name is shimron

The kind that has 3 brackets around it

Is Tom Pooran related to Nick Pooran?

Prophesied events during the Kali Yuga
Edit
A discourse by Markandeya in the Mahabharata identifies some of the attributes of Kali Yuga.[16]

In relation to rulers, it lists:

Rulers will become unreasonable: they will levy taxes unfairly.
Rulers will no longer see it as their duty to promote spirituality, or to protect their subjects: they will become a danger to the world.
People will start migrating, seeking countries where wheat and barley form the staple food source.
"At the end of Kali-yuga, when there exist no topics on the subject of God, even at the residences of so-called saints and respectable gentlemen of the three higher varnas (guna or temperament) and when nothing is known of the techniques of sacrifice, even by word, at that time the Lord will appear as the supreme chastiser." (Srimad-Bhagavatam (2.7)
With regard to human relationships, Markandeya's discourse says:

Avarice and wrath will be common. Humans will openly display animosity towards each other. Ignorance of dharma will occur.
People will have thoughts of murder with no justification and will see nothing wrong in that.
Lust will be viewed as socially acceptable and sexual intercourse will be seen as the central requirement of life.
Sin will increase exponentially, while virtue will fade and cease to flourish.
People will become addicted to intoxicating drinks and drugs.
Gurus will no longer be respected and their students will attempt to injure them. Their teachings will be insulted, and followers of Kama will wrest control of the mind from all human beings.
Women will no longer get married.
Traditional castes will disappear and everyone will belong to a single social class.
Brahmins will not be learned or honored, Kshatriyas will not be brave, Vaishyas will not be just in their dealings, and the varna system will be abolished.

Whoa there charles dickens, I didn't come here to read a novel

The rarely seen slow beamer

>mark nicholas having to advertise footy and boxing on talksport radio
This is beneath him

tipping England to either chase this down with ten overs to spare or be bowled out for fuck all

>letting Bum Strokes bowl the final over

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I DONT WANNA DIE

tipping england to to win this, or failing that, lose.

tipping a tie

>not even 300

POOTHETIC

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JUST

off to work lads, that sweet Saturday double bubble

england players wont be available to play the entire 100 competition
what a shambles

ooooooo fernanndoooo

BOLD prediction bla
we will NOT see 50 overs bowled in the England innings
x

They should get Jeff Dujon to talk more, actually interesting rather than the rehashed chummy sky bollocks. He had the best seat in the house

ALCHO XOCKW

BASED

alchy locks is on a bender lads
based

i distinctly remember bairstow not being shit lads what the fuck happened

It's funny how people consider FIFA or the FA incompetent and corrupt. ECB trumps all and hopefully it absolutely tanks, but then again T20 was literally invented by a British advertising firm

hales should be in this team

who cares

fucking hell

not watching this trash obviously
how is the pitch?

ccottell's action is kino

oh my dear roy boy

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tipping Bangladesh to win a test match series in India in the year 2032
screencap this post

>english humour

don't associate plebby b with a true blooded englishman

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same

>deanODIs
Grim

imagine blocking in the modern game

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Imagine the english cricket captain being an irishman with a pakistani bat sponsor

Footy
Boxing
one day internationals

so this is the fabled Brit/cric/

>pajama cricket

zagorka beer tastes minging but in a great way

is gayle fielding today

my friends have deserted me. alone in a bar

Why does it feel weird when she gets into a relationship with someone else, lads?
Met her online through friends friend.
Kinda Close friends. Absolutely know there's 0 chance of a relationship between us. But still feels like I got cucked.

>ss cotrell
even the name has a certain pengness to it innit bla
>b. ss cotrell
>c & b ss cotrell
>lbw b. ss cotrell
x

so true

why did they desert you

shame he’s fucking shit and the epitome of modern brainletbash cannon fodder

i c
not watching the match, just looking at the scorecard on cricinfo tbqh ngl bla
x

Sri Lanka actually have some alright players

Plovdiv is actually an alright place

Met any Bulgarian qts?

yeah

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Well? Got any stories for us, Playa B

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you need a bedtime story Sanjeev go to sleep

bit going on here

based rathnayake called Sri Lanka very raw and talented on the Facebook chat and nobody believed him

>rot

>oot

SHOOK

when you have diarrhea you can say your >poo ran

bumrah to pooran

zagorka beer really lets you know it’s at the back of your throat and that’s why I like it...quite sour tasting but wouldn’t call it at all unpleasant...best consumed straight out of 2 litre plastic bottles

>nice blog post gramps

tfw i made an accidental gay innuendo and this guys trying to fuck me

shot stokes ey

Safas gonna slip AGANE

>Sanjeev
Racisty B

why is Indian cricket so inherently bland lads?literally Can’t tbink of one exciting moment they have ever featured in in cricket ...hmm really makes you think

truthbomb

>bait.jpg
'Ate us cuz dey ain't us

because wh*toids don't understand based BROWNGOD culture

going to sleep

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perfect leggy style

fat boy cant field

fukken saved

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>mfw when an australian was fat near me

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you now remember Chris Gayle taking the odd test match wicket here and there

How does he do it la'? How does he get with so many women?

His perfect looks

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is cottrell, dare i say, elite?

reminds me of freddy except he did it properly obviously

literally got fit AFTER he retired from being a professional athlete

Wasn't he doing boxing after cric?

>they're still using this advert

annoys me how OBVIOUSLY the guy looks nothing like the random narrator they got to pretend he's him

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he did like 1 meme match

he's just generally fit and much healthier looking now, remember he was joking about it on jonathan ross

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he's a pretty based individual

always had time for him

why are his chin and throat so greasy?

fat fuck cant catch

My Dad is convinced we will win the world cup, I feel bad for him

nobody I know could care less about cricket and the fact there is a world cup hosted here later this year is completely unknown

It's "couldn't care less" you fucking americanised mong

couldn't care less you pleb

top laff

sad state of affairs for english cricket tttt, got a chance at the world cup then the ashes and the population doesn't care

Awful lbw decision
Kek

someone share stream pls

Umpball

Cheeky Holder appealing the nick like it's a certainty because he knows england have no reviews left

disgraceful decision. umps clearly paid off by the moneybags WI cricket board. this sort of stuff makes me want to stop watching the game.

South Africa - 222 & 128
Sri Lanka - 154 & 60/2
What kind of fucking pitch is this?

>Holder to Curran, OUT, gone! But what for?! That's not lbw ... is it? No way... but England have no reviews left! If so, that looks to the naked eye like one of the worst decisions in history! High, leg-sided. I am very willing to be proven very wrong! UPDATE: That was an absolute honker! Missing leg stump on height and line!
based as fuck

a seth african one. Most of the tests there are nearly over in 3 days now.

actually it's a double negative with "nobody" at the front so it's in fact correct

if it was SOMEONE then it would be "couldn't care less", you played yourself.

Ah the joys of seeing a batsman seething as he walks off after being sawn off by the ump have been neutered
*sips*

I agree that it's a poorly constructed sentence.

Pretty funny Holder appealed like it was absolutely plumb when he must have known it was missing leg my a mile...

adil ur fucking shit

Adil Rashid and Moeen Ali to bring it home.. true blooded English heroes

Getting close fellas

THIS

F

BLACKED

GOATTRELL

what's that HD willowtv stream lads?

/cric/? More like /incel/.

Third rate spinner second rate batsman

A L L O U T
L
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world cup favourites btw

Classic England. Holder turned the game around, series in the balance again

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Guess India wins the WC then.

Is there a more pathetic “country” than Engshit in all of sport?

Yeah, USA.

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also imagine being seth africa and choking so hard that you have never made the final

Fixed that for you

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Drop Ali - not good enough with the bat or ball.

>australiawinslol
This ends now.

Windies are game raising cunts

he's like a metre taller than Curran
looking at his knee roll must have been like spotting an ant 20 metres away

revising this post, now it's
It’s going to be India>>>Australia>>>England>>>New Zealand>>>Pakistan>>>>>>>the rest

what happens lads? give me a quick rundown on WI vs Eng

Both openers out cheaply, England had it in the bag anyway, threw it away. Curran sawn off. Windies got 15 more than they should have in the first innings.

Comfy Saturday morning lads

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Why are England, New Zealand and Ausgaylia so bad at cricket recently?

Colonial reparations (also NZ are really good at the moment)

Good morning /cric/

good morning dear boro

How are you dear boro?

60 minutes left for Bloodborne lads.

how big was the download lad?
didnt u have it on over night?

fixing the drive?

nowt watching the shield, based freshie

very good thanks

The internet was down for few hours because of the NBN work outside.

I'm not that poster. I purchased the digital version.

Shall

oh shit we can start a cricborne posse

>UPDATE: That was an absolute

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>NSW vs WA delayed
Sad stuff

32GB btw

why? Isn't raining in the east

Yeah it's raining

just a bit of drizzle every now and then, doesn't seem too bad
if they want to use the dukes they should take advantage of English weather

>if they want to use the dukes they should take advantage of English weather
High IQ post

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ta
anyway it's started, forgot this is bancroft's return as well

Clear skies now haha.
>bancroft's return
BASED 50 on the cards

Bancroft is a pretty rough batsman, but will come good once he smooths out some edges

>NBA jerseys

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omg LOL

like this Bankstown oval
would go over if it was close

HshshahHhshahahhHHahahhahahahhHHahhahahahHHhHOmcVaOMGAgagaga

>Raining again

OMG ZO FUNI :DDD:DDDD

>5(27)
Brainy stuff right here

why don't they have shield on Kayo
missed a trick here

The virgin naysayers vs the Chadd Sayers.

DIARRHEA is the /cric/

they should use the stump mikes for shield

this is it, this is the post

:D

How has Bancroft done since his sandpaper controversy?

Had a decent BBL run

he's been banned for 9 months mate

I understand that, but it always interesting to see how an athlete comes back from a disgrace.

I hate those people who make their identity that they watch american sport

my point is he hasn't "done" anything because he's been banned, that only expired a month or so ago
this is his first first class match since his ban, he's only been able to play BBL, which doesn't mean much when he didn't even play finals
oh and premier cricket lol

like the sad wild supporter who posts in /hoc/ and slurps NA semen

Same

No, thats my misunderstanding. I thought he only got banned from international cricket

it's a kid
what do you mean

all top level cricket

he's been playing amateur grade cricket for Willetton and meme tournaments in the territory

banned from everything pretty much, the highest domestic level he could play was grade cricket which is mostly just amateurs playing on the weekends
Smith and Warner got their IPL contracts torn up but played in the caribbean and bangladesh premier leagues, Bancroft didn't have that opportunity because he's irrelevant

>meme tournaments in the territory
source?

ntnews.com.au/news/northern-territory/cameron-bancroft-likes-what-he-sees-in-the-nt-as-he-makes-cricket-comeback-in-strike-league/news-story/bc3cdeff677cd468af2aa55779d4e213?nk=22c384658c2340221ce951da844c3adb-1550892506

looks like a sydney kangs jersey to me

lmao
I guess that's the only location that plays in the off season. the grounds look kino

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This is the worst fucking thread on the entire board every single day and it's all the fault of Australians.

off season here is cricket season in the territory

literally what I said

Shut your Deano mouth

thoguht you meant that ground specifically

that this single ground plays during the off-season? how would that even work

no meth shardies anywhere, not under keyboard, not in keyboard, not in drawer, not on jewelry scale.. might have to dig in my trash place and see if any of the needles have liquid in them

unhappy

redmi note 7 pro or poco f2?

Like literally fucking day after day this thread is garbage.

Alastair Coko

*does nothing*

we're actually talking cricket right now lol

Tell me Deano, do you watch cricket?

too bad you can't participate in the /afl/ threads

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Joe Roto

Stuart Broda

who hype for the world cup?

ME!

yeah mate

Tough call haha.

want south africa to choke in the finals this time
like literally on the last ball of the tournament

preferably with a DWL cucking too as per tradition

Just woke up at Heathrow. Sick all down me

grim state of affairs

landed twice

comfy driving range absolutely ruined by this highway extension lads

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Lad I don’t evbmemm known how to go homeboy.mmmmm

Hello lads

Now it's a REAL driving range. Not that gay golf shit.

hlw boro x

hey cunt

how ya now

I'm in.

Just landed at Heathrow. Threw up all over some drunk faggot lmao

well done bla
x

hey Canadian poster, are you WANKush?

Grim

Ankush is too busy smashing bulk French Canadian poon to post here

im going to say no

why does Buttler keep for ODIs while Bairstow keeps for tests?

trust in the Glasses mate

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just finished works lads what's good

my golf swing

hit it well today mate

The new Zealand cricket team

NZ's chances of winning the ICC world cup.

Australia's chances to do better than NZ at the world cup
cap this post

redpill me on the ed smith meme

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he's operating on a level we cannot visualise let alone explain

POO tbqh

feelin crook mate?

inclined to agree

At Heathrow picking up my sister, just filmed some fat manlet vomiting on a balding nerd lol

i dont believe you

My buns are looking pretty good m8

Need a new phone boys, what does /cric/ recommend?

Based statsy how's the bumsex business lad

lots of holes in this story

Note9 is excellent.

only incels buy non-iPhones

Latest oneplus flagship

this missus is good thanks mate

OnePlus 6T

need to buy it off the grey market though. DWI Camera World or something like that is the site I'd recommend.

huawei lad

t. chinese operative abroad

cheers boys heard good things

i am a true blue kiwi mate jandal rugby tiki tour

got a 5T myself and love it

Quite enjoying the batting display from this young Cameron Bancroft. I certain it wont be long until we're hearing his name everywhere.

fucking LMAO you're at it again! madman

>great possibility that there won't be a Ind-Pak match in the wc
meh they're shit anyways

dear oh dear

so this is the power of /rug/

I thought every team plays each other once in the group stages?

party rockers i nthe house tonight

muscular 50 from Bancroft lads

based sheffield shield

everyone ready for a sri lanka win tonight lads?

been looking forward to it all day

would NOT want to be a white/black/subhuman coloured man tonight

might put a cheeky 20 on the draw

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be a bit too cheeky i think

I bet they barely even make it to the second session today tttt

the drop in post quality beginning around mid thread is striking

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26052599/bcci-wants-cricket-community-sever-ties-countries-which-terrorism-emanates

we're into the tail now dumb cunt

why the conflict over kashmir, is it strategically important?

long history lad, better read from wikipedia

Faf du Plessis explain why your team is so shit

i know why the conflict is there but what's the importance of the region
like russia annexed crimea because they needed a warm water port, what are india and pakistan looking for beyond more land

didn't realise there was a recent attack, makes sense now

countries just always fight over the most amount of land they have a claim on
we're completely screwing over East Timor just for a bit of exclusive economic area around the seas there

nice post. Brainlet

Afternoon, boys

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yeah because of east timor's resources
what's kashmir got

morning

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grim

never been in snow in my life but I imagine it's shit

Youn down great Ocean road way cob

havent seen snow in years lads

It's a pretty land, lots of saffron and apples though. also shares border with china.

There is also a section 370 is out constitution which prohibits any non-kashmiri Indian to buy land in the state. Should demolish that tbeh

there's nothing really special about that sea area, we already own most it around that area
It's just about land. There might be some mineral wealth in that region (there often is around the Himalayas) but it's fairly inaccessible and wouldn't be any different to that in Utterakhand and areas they already control.
Both countries believe they have a stake too it, both have large military complexes and it's become an issue of pride as well as anything else

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never been to the snow, seen snow, felt snow
dont care for it

>there's nothing really special about that sea area
filled with oil and gas mate, indonesia's invasion was so both countries could divide the resources

Yeah brother

so is all that area along the border with Indonesia though
there's always potential in these areas for mineral extraction but it's not like they're a higher density than surrounding areas

Crappy one inch of English snow is grim, real snow is fucking amazing.

Bloodborne DL lad, you playing?

barely making it into the 2nd session will be a Sri Lankan win way they’re playing their shots

oh yeah that's my point, whether they win/lose it won't go much further than that
hoping for some dickscoops

would love a sri lanka collapse and a final wicket partnership victory

that shit was nerve racking

got to go toil for 6 hours grim

Busy with assignments :(
I’ll start when I get back home.

dinner on the cards lads
im thinking steak and rice

one of the spinners is injured and can't bat so it'll have to be an 8 wicket partnership

think I’ll pick up 4 litres of zagorka on the way home

based fernando will see it through regardless

is that a Hungarian hair treatment?

tipping a muscular 2 (37) to seal the win

just wanna stay in bed and watch cricket

good lad, get the work gone first

hes in bulgaria

>playing video games
what are you guys 12?

just pulled a muscle in my back

is there any diff though?

quite large difference

need a back massage from a strong Caribbean cricketer

>drinking at 9 am in the morning
stop doing it alchy

gods country

lads, lost 10kegs over summer, and looking tanned and muscular. missus can't keep my dick out of her mouth. AMA

oh now you'll say that there's diff b/w aus and nz lol

On the way home so in 6 hours

>v*ctoria

My boros, I'm the user who asked about a new phone. Just hard reset my old one and lost all my essential /cric/ images, can everyone post some goodens

mounga has been shocking with the kicks

wish I had the willpower to lose weight again, been stuck in skinnyfat mode for the last two and half years

work on Saturday??

ohnono

so

blues > landers > crusaders > canes > queefs

do today yeah grim

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yes hello

>work instead of watching based sl BTFO saffas
grim

define goodun
worth it m8

based /rug/ accidentally posting in /cric/

Shall

No, 24

really goofed there haha

funny, your mum just pulled a muscle in my shorts

best part is you ripping on me for doing it before

dear oh dear

Wheel's on fire
Rolling down the road
Best notify my next of kin
This wheel shall explode

>get ball
>drop it straight away
canes are dire tonight

GOTTEM

Carn the might Melbourne Rebels!

>two different cte addled /rug/posters
deary me

BBL's over mate

>No, 24
very grim

then co-op bosses with me

DELET

Early on in the game?

you have to kill one boss before summoning, but j just mean when you get stuck or just wanna co-OP. its a hard game m8

Alright lad. I’ll be home in few minutes.

Will Bancroft carry the bat?

you gotta solo for a while. just hit me up if you have questions. I'll begin /rug/ ;^)

Seems pretty good at carrying things. Sandpaper for example.
OHHH SANDPAPER KIIINGS

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gotme

*swipes hard left*

questionable

holy shit, get on that mate

yikes ngl bla x

Bancroft is relying on Hope here

dubious

NEW

*uses super like*

THE BEAST HAS AWOKEN

kek

fucking sebbo wtf is his problem?

fuck up smegster

fat and useless

reckon the time is right for /net/

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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