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>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 156 (158 entries)
>News: Pilelli estimates 0,5 secs advantage for Ferrari Alfa and Renault are close together Mercedes running wewuzunderdogz narrative Pilelli compounds don't even have 1 sec delta between them
>gigi d'agostino for some reason i have a extremely vivid memory of being a kid on a warm summer day and sitting in the backseat of our car drinking apple juice and reading donald duck while the riddle played in the background
Only thing gigi dagostino reminds me of is this shit, the fucking madman even played it when he had a gig here some years ago. youtube.com/watch?v=taQvvuQD8DM
ok I know I was shitposting and all but you couldn't be more wrong he's probably the most clutch driver on the grid whereas as helulkenfourth keeps choking away good positions
Benjamin Watson
>long drink >not RICH ENERGY
Kimi is a detractor
Nathaniel Edwards
how's it going man, great finally being able to talk to a current F1 driver, on /F1/ of all places
Cameron Lewis
Silly German. America doesn't make Formula 1 drivers.
Caleb Foster
>Hartwall Long Drink >Not SINGHA LAGER™, the official partner of Alfa Romeo Racing
Dropped
Ian Reed
>"The cars by the end of testing are going to be a chunk quicker than they were this time last year, and I think they're going to be probably a bit quicker than the end of '18 already," he said. "So by the end of '19 they are going to be quite quick." t. Renault Tech Chief motorsport.com/f1/news/faster-cars-2019-new-rules/4342145/
Jonathan Collins
Hamilton's father is from Grenada which is part of the Americas
no interest in motorsport until my 20s since NASCAR was so dominant here in the US while i was growing up. only coverage of anything i remember ever seeing on tv was NASCAR races, the occasional NHRA races, and monster trucks
Sorry m8 but the backup has made it into the first team.
Don't think you are gonna make it.
Oliver Gutierrez
Poor af, I do not have even for a Kart ride
Zachary Morgan
>Your thoughts on Vivien? No tits whatsoever.
Samuel Turner
You won't get it, pizza man.
Sebastian Wright
Try to breathe through your nose, m80.
Sebastian White
I've been here for two or three days, but you're still remember me. Think I'm lighted up this thread and gracefully blessed it with my madness. God, this shit sounds cool as fuck.
>only Vivien would be cutter than her You mean Nico Rosberg's wife? Fuck, you're kidding, man. She's ugly AF. I'd say, Cora Schumaher was the prettiest. I would definitely fucked her pretty mouth. But she's a fucking stupid whore.
Aaron Watson
It's literally just the flag and the off season
Joshua Perez
>the backup has made it into the first team Well shit. Which one is that then? The one Morecambe got from Southport the other season or that young unknown Polish lad they got from the Welsh leagues?
After taking a look it seems the Southport lad bagged a single Premier League match when at Blackpool when he was younger. Would that make him the first in Morecambe's history to have played there?
where's this >muh history that people bring up when they talk mention Alfa Romeo and auto racing?
Cameron Lee
first F1 WDC
Jacob Mitchell
@91054516 Don't ever fucking @ me ever again you dirty gypsum
Jackson Lewis
Before F1 times Alfa Romeo was one of the biggeset racing car makers
Cooper Hernandez
Southport lad.
Nah we've had PL players before. Kev, who is turning 40 this Saturday and will be playing against Lincoln, played one match for Leicester against Man U back in 2001.
Got suggested that one yesterday aswell, didn't have the heart to post it there
Eli Bennett
ick dich, du dummes Stück Scheiße.
Ayden Price
>ick Nice one retard, go back to tending your single nettle plant in your back yard
Andrew Torres
You mean I had to use lutschen or nuckeln? I hate german but I like swearing on it. That german cunt made me learn some new words. Today is the day I'm officially started learning der Deutsch, wow. Live and learn!
Hudson Morris
Good match there. Hopefully Morecambe keep hold of him when he takes over the 1 spot next season. Remember you mentioning Roche is heading off after this season right?
As for Ellison: >Brought into a Leicester squad fighting relegation on a gamble from nowhere >From non-league football to Premier League debut against early 00s Manchester United >"The left-sided attacker must have had one of the shortest City careers, with just six minutes of action as a substitute during the Foxes' Premier League days in 2001"
Absolutely amazing, and yet nobody gives a shit haha, amazing isn't it
Aaron Carter
>and yet nobody gives a shit Except you, lol)
Grayson Reed
>Remember you mentioning Roche is heading off after this season right?
No. He is just old and getting injured more regularly so he might decide enough is enough. He had his testimonial with us already and his contract runs out in may.
Jack Brown
belaruse'd
William Butler
He was actually a likeable guy back then. What the hell happened?
i feel like its all down to him not getting married its resulted in him only having racing and fans, so he just does things to please fans if he had a wife he'd have more to live for and be a bit more true to himself desu
>Hitler elected >suddenly starts dominated motorsports
Carter Lewis
Hog
Zachary Thompson
I kinda feel Tazio suffers from Senna Syndrome. Muh best evah, fastest driver evah, and yet, Prost won more WDCs, all while Senna was active. Tazio was competitive for like 20 years tho, that's respectable. Not saying he was shit, but he just didn't take some chances I guess.
Jayden Collins
Literallly 0 British presence Is Great Britain F1-babby?
Jace Barnes
>Why are Mclel and Willy trying to selfdestruct? Cause they aren't producing engines, obviously. Macs had a chance with Honda, but...
Liam Butler
quality post
Parker Rogers
Apparently Hitler was very interested in motosports and invested in Auto Union and Merc. Also worth noting how bongs didn't give a shit about racing until the late 50s.
>Get that fat fuck Göring on the phone right now I know for sure he has a load of them BMW V12s knocking about in his shed. It's not like we'll need a strategic bomber anyway
He raced and won many GPs, the fact that pre f1 racing was chaotic really doesn't make it easy to sort out stuff like more recent times does. Plus he won in many categories aswell, Millemiglia, Formula Indy and Lemans
Zachary Howard
I know, and I respect that. Funny thing is, same argument can be said about guys like Graham Hill and /f1/ retardos will say muh carbabby, muh chapmanbabby, muh murderer
Cooper Anderson
>tfw the Russians won the war meaning we never got the true Sudkurve at Avus
How long can toto last with everyone wanking him off, has Susie desensitized his penor?
Hudson Torres
ever heard of the brooklands track built in 1907 and the races it hosted? the first purpose-built race trackvin the world. it suffered extensive damage during ww ii and the country had more pressing matters. look up the 1923 french gp. what nationality won it? you're a clueless cucked mong who knows less than you think you do. stick to your Rohinton Cooper .
>Speaking to Motorsport.com about the superlicence boost he gets from winning Macau, Ticktum said: “Obviously having five more towards the magic number is very, very handy.
>“It means I won’t be under pressure to go and win whatever I will do over the winter. But I don’t think there will be a lot of drivers who will be able to challenge me in those series, without sounding too cocky.
>“As long as I am in the right team and I do the right job, I hopefully will be able to achieve the magic 40 by next year.”
When you're WAGlad, Mana is the noose #deepthoughts
Chase Allen
mark hughes >1 Ferrari 1min 17.4sec >2= Red Bull and Mercedes 1min 17.8sec >4= Renault and Alfa Romeo 1min 18.5sec >6 McLaren 1min 18.6sec >7 Toro Rosso 1min 18.8sec >8 Haas 1min 19.1sec >9 Racing Point 1min 19.7sec >10 Williams 1min 21.5sec motorsportmagazine.com/opinion/f1/mph-why-ferraris-top-after-f1-test-1
Liam Jackson
BREAKING: A fire has occurred in the McLaren garage in Barcelona. Three team members have been treated and released from the medical centre
Anthony Carter
ta
oof, dark mate
Benjamin Gonzalez
Just go down the road get it straight from the factory, cut out the middle man
Jonathan Hill
>Mercedes so much of an underdog they aren't even in the list
Anthony Robinson
>Mana will never be your goalie coach >Mana will never push you over in the freezing February mud >Mana will wrap up training with "now lets hit those showers" in broken English
>I will never feel Mana's delicate and soft fingers squeeze round my neck >The last thing I see will not be Mana's delighted smiling face as I drift off >I won't be able to supply my body and soul for her sick murderous fantasy
Maybe she's playing 5d chess so people don't catch on to her crazy antics You can clearly see the look of disgust on her face here, she obviously doesn't want to be posing in her underwear
Brody Williams
Because that eel salesman was very persuasive.
>I'll never un-tie the rope and hear her thud to floor before I tearfully remove her ski..
Wags also was going to still fap with a fleshlight named Sophia even if Macau claimed her. Tears in his eyes, but still :D
Brandon Robinson
Oh btw, Waggers.
I've noticed Liv is autistic af and hide and unhides Insta pics from literally years ago. She unhid a bikini pic (black bikini, standing, leaning on a boat rail) a few days ago, and then hid it again today.
If you have her in 4k it should grab anything she unhides, but just thought it was interesting to mention, because like I said it's some >lolautism from her.
God damn I crave a nice pack of marlboro reds right about now wtf
Carter Williams
kek brainlet
Jeremiah Thomas
No bully plox I don't know what it is about that pic, I don't even smoke
Christopher Sullivan
cigarettes and alcohol are dangerous and sexy and fun. they belong in racing and f1, which is dangerous and sexy and fun. KFC, ON THE OTHER FUCKING HAND, IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS AND NEVER BELONGS ON AN F1 CAR. ALL F1 CARES ABOUT IS MONEY FROM DIRTY JINGLE GOOKS
genuinely looks like it's from a 2000's unlicensed f1 game
Sebastian Cook
sounds delicious mate
Anthony Rivera
To be fair the sidepods shape looks interesting
Blake Cooper
this livery is clean, simple, ,uncluttered, and minimalistic. the colors pop really well and it does a decent enough job at being an original idea. i really dont understand the mass hate for it. seems like everyone is just dogpiling on williams incompetence so far
imagine being upset over what other people like imagine being that miserable and empty
Jacob Rogers
everyone who doesn't vote gimi should be forced to fight for their lives on the uninhabited island known as "New Zealand"
Henry Price
why is Alfa regarded as Ferrari's B team?
William Wright
Because they >have a Ferrari junior driver >have a Ferrari engine >have the last Ferrari WDC, pole setter and race winner
Gabriel Myers
Reminds me of Buxton ranting on 20 different occasions during his testing commentary spergout that they should put driver flags on the shark fin (because he saw >pic related)
Does it come as any surprise that a British commentator thinks the nationality of a driver is really important?
Bitch please. They looked like that until 2004 when the FIA brought in a rule to mandate a huge minimum engine cowl size (and the rear wing end plates too), literally so they was more sponsor space. The cars are literally mandated to be billboards
Compare the amount of airbox above the exhaust near the MM sticker.
Jason Flores
I honestly prefer the 2004 version. The shark fins are a sin though and it's great that those abominations shrunk a bit
Levi Ward
>The shark fins are a sin though
Why? They're actually an organic performance related feature. I'd much rather the cars be dictated by aerodynamic science, than by >muh sponsor $$$$
Lincoln Evans
we all would but the only reason they are able to race at all is sponsors.
Nicholas Reed
going off on a tangent from this, what in the fuck is the deal with almost every car having its lower half/barge boards painted black?? is it really that ugly? do they think our tiny spectator pea brains cant handle the complexity? it looks dumb and cuts every car in half, ruins the lines. seems like theyre just trying to hide the shame of having pigfat cars with ugly aero everywhere
Robert Edwards
>adding paint weight to carbon when you dont need to
Henry White
it's not that bad tbqh
William Hall
I wish arrivabenis was in charge of alfa now
Justin Adams
>when you realise you'll never drive for a top team inb4 haas are a top team
I always loved that Murray Walker said shit like "There goes the young Luciano Burti from Brazil, into the pits" or "the young and talented Finn Kimi Raikkonen".
Those look like shit tho.I'd be ok with just having a small flag on each car, but not that.
That minardi is a pretty drastic example. Most cars looked like pic related, not so different to 2bh. Also 2004 regulations didn't look too bad either. pic related in next post will show
I agree. Still going to miss based Arrivabenis though. Wish they still kept him around one way or another.
Lincoln Diaz
How could I take back the truth?
Austin Scott
are there any "GET IN THERE LEWIS" comments on the video?
Landon Hernandez
>Most cars looked like pic related, not so different to (You) 2bh
Only because of the angle of the pic
In your Ferrari pic, the airbox is more or less finished in front of the rear tyres. After the rule change (pic related) it's intersecting it at the top of the tyre.
Memes aside that is my favourite colour of all time. It's been ruined by mongos who just slap it on anything but that shade for green personifies the best of being British. When ever I see it I think of everything from steam engines, bridges, summer, scouts, gardening tools with wooden handles, the smell of old church halls. I know that sounds like some fucking wank Jeremy Clarkson would say at the end of a top gear bit, but it's the truth.
he was boring and bland but tolerable not likeable. had some belief in christ but didn't mention it in every sentence. idolised senna but didn't start ever sentence with "firstly, my hero was ayrton"
then he got an attitude, started hanging out with "celebrities" and got into the whole narcissistic culture of spilling your guts out and wearing your heart on your sleeve. this social media thing makes it a constant stream.
im not talking about the floor you idiot, im talking primarily about the bodywork. look at the alfa in pic rel. it goes red, white, black from top to bottom. 1/3 of the bodywork is black, amd its like this on almost every car. it looks terrible on all of them, and ruins what little shape these cars have
What will the commentator talk about now that Ticktum isn't there?
Jose Morales
>Different commentator
Lel the guy couldn't handle not having Dickbum
Jackson Thomas
Do you lads think that Amx can rival his dad Jos in terms of crazy psycho shit? Like beating and running over girlfriends with a car and whatever else Jos has done. In interviews I get the impression that Amx is a crazy psycho who is managing to compose himself. We saw a sneak peak of the real Amx in Brazil last season. I really hope he unleashes himself when he is in the championship hunt.
Bernie was cutting every link between himself and F1, but it had nothing to do with me. I gave Bernie the grid girls and he gave me some oil money. From then on I kept my mouth shut. I knew Bernie. He had the cash. It was his. I know he kicked some money upstairs to the FIA but that was it. It made him sick to have to turn money over to the guys who rigged it. He'd rather whack them. Anyway, what did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and, besides. Bernie was making nice money with me through my Formula E connections
He's too much of a talent to throw it away I'd like for him to at least find success in the form of a wdc before he goes to jail for beating up some bitch
John Ward
if only my last name was schumacher or doohan or yifei
Andrew Barnes
>Vivien out
BOOOOO
Bentley Adams
Why is every single media outlet saying that Ferrari is so far ahead of Merc? Last year Merc wasn't near the top of timing sheets either, is something different this year?
media just likes to stir up shit also to keep normies entertained theyd rather here "team (name of team that topped testing) is ahead lf everyone!" rather than "this is a fairly decent idea of how things COULD be, but its only testing and things can, have and will change by melbourne q3" sad really
Robert Diaz
Pirelli said that Ferrari might be 0.5s faster than the rest, and they tend to have a pretty good idea of how fast cars are on their tyres.
Dominic Anderson
>Holland
Ian Hernandez
>Sumpfdeutsche
Nolan Thomas
>Dorftrottel
Jayden Long
>naming your country after a minecraft region
Joshua Barnes
>spelling your own country incorrectly for over a hundred years
Joseph Rivera
Okay, my heart has been palpitating almost everyday now but that won't stop me from buying a can.
200mg caffeine pillls > monster zero > a power gap represented by the function "-lim x ->0+(x) ln (x)" > unironically the starbucks energy drinks > everything else
can someone give me a quick rundown? literally never watched F1 before
Josiah Russell
Just another series that is going down, nothing related to f1
Joseph Rogers
2bh I don't even feel bad about the Sauber name disappearing from F1, because it was replaced by an actual car manufacter like Alfa. I did get pissed at teams like Jordan, Minardi and Jaguar/Stewart being replaced by retarded teams named after a drink or some corrupt oligarch's country
Jaxson Cook
>Ferrari Wins LOL >Vettel Wins LOL v2.0
are we sure we really want this?
Lincoln Cruz
Yes. Anyone but the negro.
Mason Collins
this thread is proof you should only browse during race weekend, sad cunts.
Asher Hughes
I prefer afla to win, but ferrari still okay, specially if its leclerc
Christian Cooper
Show me that tummy
Easton Hill
Same. The car still has the Sauber Engineering name on it anyways, so it's really not gone at all.
that snake tongue looks like a person's upper body. it's unsettling.
Isaiah Lopez
Yeah, but the name on the entry list is gone
Joshua Clark
You can't stop. This is my town and I do not fear you
Now get that big old belly out right now
William Perry
Sounds like you would have a nice pot belly
Post please
Jose Anderson
i bet you have a cutie little outie bellybutton
Brayden Torres
hi ionly started waching last year is kwijat gonna be a madman/
Colton Turner
It's ok friend. I have already sowed the seeds. Notice soon he will not be able to stop feeling hot about that bulging tum tum. They will start walking near building work just to hear the cat calls
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscione a heraldic charge showing on argent an azure serpent in the act of consuming a human; usually a child and sometimes described as a Moor or an Ottoman Turk >usually a child and sometimes described as a Moor or an Ottoman Turk BASED
Jonathan Ward
>f1 threads >no nascar threads makes you think
Michael Martinez
>Bruce McLaren faked his own death and froze himself to come back decades later so that he could fuck Ginger Spice and run a team with four WDCs and four WCCs
