Official Animal Mascot Power Rankings

Here is a definitive ranking of the different animal classes. If your team doesn't have an animal mascot/nickname then it has no soul.

1) Birds
2) Mammals
3) Insects
POWER GAP
4) Fish
5) Reptiles
6) Non-Animal (including weather)
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9001) Amphibians

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For me, it's boiler man

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For me, it's this incredibly fuckable cow

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based thistle

Does a dinosaur count as bird or reptile? Either Way, Dino Hermann is based.

For me,it's Jaxson de Ville

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Reminder that people behind mascot heads are always dudes, no exceptions

They're actually really not.

So? It's the sexy girl cow he wants to fuck, not the sweaty man inside.

you are going to summon /mlp/ faggot

you already have

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Most nip mascots look like something Tezuka made in his sparetime.

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CALAMAR
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why does the dragon have a penis?

Because he has to rape his rivals with something

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For me it's Blitz

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1982-2018
Never Forget

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shalke use higuain as mascot

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Undeniably the best

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