/nba/ - Lakeshits Suck Edition

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BOS: Kyrie Irving scores 22 in 41 minutes in loss
BOS: Al Horford posts 21/17/5 with three blocks
POR: Jusuf Nurkic scores 27 points with 12 boards
MLW: Nikola Mirotic (calf) makes Bucks debut
MLW: Giannis Antetokounmpo drops 30/13/6 vs. BOS
MEM: Jaren Jackson Jr. questionable for Friday
PHI: Ben Simmons puts up 21/7/4 against Miami
PHI: Tobias Harris double-doubles in win vs. Heat
PHO: Devin Booker scores 30 in 16th straight loss
PHO: Kelly Oubre scores 23 points in starting unit

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what snacks we eating rn

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DON"T LET THEM SILENCE YOU, CHUCK.
AMERICA NEEDS YOU

Gerald Green too hesitant lately

based fox going to lead the league in steals next season

>axe commercial features creatura trying to fuck a white girl
Jesus Christ when will it end

Get it together green

I can't eat anything crunchy atm

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this thread is for enjoying lakies' basketball

Let's say Kangs and Clips don't tank, and Lakers miss the playoffs. Obviously they could still get Cousins, but is KD still a realistic offseason target without playoffs?

Fuck white people

Might have fucked up /nba/

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If I'm Durant, I stay with GS and try for a 4peat.

Positive for what?

Durant has no interest in being Lebron's whipping post all year

Talking about she pregnant but I don’t even know who this bitch is

>hits the backboard
>webber refers to it as an "airball"
after spending 15 years in the nba you would think this ass clown would know what a fucking airball is

brewer always looks like hes tweaking out

Don't worry, a jew producer is talking with him rn, making sure he doesn't red pill the whole damn West coast.
After the game Chuck will stick with hoops.

Durant can make roughly 220m from the Warriors and they’re the only team that can offer him the most money. If he’s after the momey like he says he does, he will re-sign here.

maury

well did you have unprotected sex recently? if not then block that number

I think they both have aids

That's the way it seems to be breaking

Seriously Gordon?

fucking warriors

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>Have a good lead in the 4th
>memechuck long threes over and over
I hate this shit

The money plus the endorsements. And if he wins a third title plus FMVP the town will have to love him. Just retire there IMO. Keep the streak going.

Morey should seriously consider moving Gordon for somebody else.

>James takes a break
>Lakers play like a team
Does nobody else see this??

har en is a faggot

playoff mode activated

don't worry, he'll come back in and start settling for contested threes and let the rockets BTFO them

What are you trying to say user?

Rockets are trying their best to throw this away aren't they

>Capela offensive foul
what the FUCK
GAS these fucking refs IMMEDIATELY

Feels like it

Kings choking. Aready 3 fouls and turnovers 2 minutes in

Cry more faggots

What does zero dark thirty mean

THESE REFS ARE SO FUCKING PAID HOLY SHIT LMFAO
THAT KCP 3 WAS SO FUCKING LATE

FUCKING REFS

IT WAS WAY LATE

Stop fucking memechucking for gods sake

I thought that was late

it means lebron got BTFO so hard in 2011 he literally disconnects from the internet in the playoffs so people don't get in his head

It's about time gordon

*activates playoff mode*

Fucking green

>27 missed threes all over again

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>cockshits

POLOGIZE

GOAT

so they're not gonna go back and change that are they

anyone notice the supremely autistic bullshit fouls to kill Rockets momentum?
or are you bronsexual retards going to keep dickriding?

ACTIVATE IT

they will

Playoffs here we come!

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>spam threes every fucking possesion
Honestly the rockets deserve to lose after this shit

ddew eeiitt

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and bron for the lead!

yall didnt believe me when i said bron has unlocked his playoff mode

hold this l haters

Just say that your name isn’t Aaron

>nig
>basedboy
>chink
>spic
>chink
>spic
>chink
>jew
>jew
>jew
>jew
wow what an amazing city you have there

but theyre still losing...

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>LeBron doesn’t play
>lakers lose and get knocked out of the playoffs
Am I the only one that notices this?

Dios Miosaki.....

check the score dummy boy

I want this now but this shit cost 20 money. Why I'm not burger :(

95-92 houston

>94-92

Oh no

>posts that didn't age well

Lebron is ALWAYS having hissy fits when they're losing. I love it.

fucking warriors fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

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If you’ve ever played basketball for a real team you’d understand.

Ingram is so cringe.

>refballing harden
he does deserve it tbf

ACTIVATED

They’ve been doing this since forever. Nothing new.

HAHAHAHAAHA LEKEK GETTING BTFO

>James makes a single play he's payed to do many times a night but doesn't
>Lakers fans lose their shit

So Lebron has only played on real teams? He's the only player in the league that does it...

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Both these teams are so bad. Any good team would've gone on a 20-0 run against them during these long ass lulls of bricking and no defense exchanged all damn game

Stop bricking already

Ingod going off. Refs probably didn’t get paid by Houston today.

GERALD STOP SHOOTING LIKE ASS

FUCK HARDEN

Are you retarded

Just pull green already

O DARK 23
ACTIVATED

>Miss 10 threes to lose your lead
>STILL memechucking

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Rockets are a one trick pony show that will never learn anything different

Everyone, give LA your energy

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Gerald Green and PJ Tucker have literally no other skills but shooting 3’s. If they aren’t shooting, they might as well sit. Rockets wing situation is a joke.

FULL POWER AAAAAAAA

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Why can’t ingram just pass the fucking ball

Spirit bomb never won Goku a damn thing. Why are you jinxing Lakies?

what the FUCK are these FUCKING calls

If harden hits a few 3s it's over. Laker fans, you've been warned

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Nobody called a timeout, why are refs playing the game for Cockshits?

Keep sending that energy. Harden looking flustered bros.

too much bbiq

What are you, gay? Goku defeated everybody with a chad Spirit Bomb except Perfect Cell.

rockets gonna regret that chris paul contract

>what is majin buu

Give the Warriors your energy too

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>everyone makes fun of joeger for saying they have the new westbrook and durant in fox nad bagely
>everyone laughs at him
>they are literally the new westbrook and durant

really makes you think

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user buy me this for Christmas

>

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Damn I hate hardens bitching

Suck my dick you fucking piece of shit

>Flopden getting flopped on

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HAAAAA

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This nigga died 112 times lmao literally who

Harden literally losing MVP votes with each passing minute

>Cockets basketball

Absolute state of these chokers

spirit bomb takes so long to build up. its really a joke move and was only used to build fill up multiple episodes and tension

>watch Harden crab dribble for 15 seconds then take a contested step back 3
>end up top 3 in COTY voting

based pringles man

Why was Lebron so skinny in Cleveland but now he’a bulked up again?

C'mon Kings!

The NBA will not allow Lelbron to miss the playoffs. Expect massive refball in the next few weeks.

well done refs

OH NO NO NO NO NO

is this the end of Harden?

James Harden is such a fucking loser holy shit

The Rockets are so fucking ass this is embarrassing I'd be fucking killing myself If I dared call myself a Rockets fan what a shit plastic soulless fanbase

>Lakers getting a pity win
Thanks, Silver.

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HARDEN

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This is the best Lakers team of all time

>REFS PLEASE SAVE ME

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Harden btfo by the real MVP

HOLY SHIT PLAYOFF MODE ACTIVATED IS TRUE APOLOGIZE TO LEGOAT

Taco trucks on every corner m8

Cringe.

and I dont even like the rockets

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Activate it

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Flopden getting a taste of his own medicine.

NICE TIMEOUT LUKE YOU FUCKING RETARD FIRE HIS RETARDED ASS

Harden still got his 30pts so he’s happy

Harden is a chocking dog of the highest order

A fucking emaciated stray mutt choking on a rubber tier and vomiting blood tier choking dog

we were so fucking close

if only someone could defend the ball

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hold this L haters

LeBron is still the king, now kiss the fucking ring

playoff mode activated

rockets choked
literally scored 11 points in the 4th with a minute to go

REFBALL saves the Lelkers!!!! Great win for Silver.

drayboon draybooning

WHY DOESN'T INGRAM PASS THE BALL AND WHY DOES HE KEEP FLAILING HIS ARM INTO PEOPLE'S FACES WHEN HE DRIVES?

> chocking

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T HIM UP

Oh wow what a surprise Excremento Queens fucking suck

Been holding in a big Harden for the last hour boys

nba is rigged

For the Rockets yes

GET RONDO ON THE COURT

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fuck off leaf, at least it was close

Lmao these fucking refs. This is honestly pathetic lmfao

Based commentators

Omoshiroi

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I guess you could say my lakies are back

draymond makes me cringe too much man, can’t tell though like if trading him would ruin our team.. I can’t stand his outbursts as a warriors fan anymore

which sports league has the least Jewed refs? probably something no one really cares about like the NHL or MLS

You're a fan of the worst chocker in the league you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF Harden is a career loser and always will be what a fucking emvbrassment to the NBA

excellent win for the refs tonight

>thinking the lakers wont make the playoffs
get real faggots

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Reminder Scott Foster had well over 100 calls from Tim Donaghy, right after calling his bookies and middlemen. And the FBI botched a further investigation by notifying Stern prior to a sting operation. Stern and his crew leaked the information to the NY Post.

His shit don't work when it counts. Handling the rock as long as he does only tires you out and makes your teammates hesitant every time they get the ball.

HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ROCKETS THE KING IS BACK BABY

bros please help i made fun of the lakies when i thought they were gonna lose

Marv Albert needs to stop calling games, his old ass don’t know shit

Rockets lonzo’d the bed tonight.

>get carried by the refs all year
>now you blame the refs for the first game they don't give you bullshit calls every fucking second

Rockets fans should be hanged you fucking disgust me

>/nba/ doubting my LAKIES like always
Cope, retards.

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remember me?

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Cp3 with the travel 3

>our

youre genuinely low IQ not even trying to be mean

This Lakers team could defeat the warriors

It's only going to get worse with the legalized sports gambling. There's a reason Silver wrote an op-ed in the NY Times way back in 2014 advocating for changing the law.

how can anyone trust nba refs

to be fair you'd have to be a fucking retard to say this game was officiated well, it was fucking awful

He told you he activated it. Why didn't you listen?

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REPEAT AFTER ME

ALL

WE

DO

IS

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I already told you i don't have a team sperg

We did it boys

celebration time

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he knows about fucking tranny hookers i know that

LeBron was ass
The Lakers should've been down 30

But the Rockets managed to hand them the win like the choking meme chucking faggots they are

Absolutely embarrassing game.

>lakers get 7th seed
>beat the nuggets in first round
>beat rockets in second round
>take warriors to 7 in WCF
based silver

ready for that 8th seed

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Lmao Chris Paul is such a faggot

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO THE KINGS BROS

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>Lakernigger
>weed
>thinks the game was ref'd well
lmfao good job exposing yourself as low IQ mate

this

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all we do is win
>about 50% of the time

Fuck Harden

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Yeah, im thinking we're back

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>chris paul tried to tear of lebrons arm
luckily lebron is juiced to the gills

>yfw Rockshits of all people are crying refball

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I work for the team. I do social and digital media

Regular season means nothing

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Holy shit. This is possible.

>take a shower after the end of the 3rd quarter thinking the lelkers are ded
>come back
>they win

How in the fuck

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Get REKT Rockets!

Get fucked discord tranny

>Kangz

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what the fuck was that buddy

i miss her

Legod bitch

KINGS CHOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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more like enemy heild

>THE KANGZ

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>Warriors win
>Lakers win
>Sixers win
>Blazers win
>Cavs win
literally the only thing prevent tonight from being awful is that Bostonfags took the L from Jihadville

this was career ending by giannis. Tatum is never going for a layup ever again. new orleansm must feel retarded now
streamable.com/ng6zw

FUCK

>buddy

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WINNING AGAINST THE ROCKETS IS LITERALLY LIKE WINNING GAME 7 OF THE NBA FINALS FOR MY LAKEYS.

JUST GIVE LEBRON HIS 4TH RING TONIGHT

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/WL/ bros hip report in

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post frauds

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>flopden ever getting ref’d correctly

As a neutral observer, this was one of the worst games I saw all year.

Both teams literally gave up on defense 5 different 3 minute spans and yet they never really capitalized and went on huge leads. They just shat all over themselves and bricked 3s, missed layups, gave the ball away with offensive fouls and bad passes

It was a total shit show and was honestly college tier

>LeBron was ass
>The Lakers should've been down 30

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RBL NEVER SLEEPS WE OUT HERE 24/7

ANOTHER LAKERS W FUCK THE HATERS HAHAHA GANG GANG GANG

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I had AFL...ass for lunch

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>dummy heild

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>clippers will begin to lose since they want a top pick in the draft
>excremento getting cucked once again
>silver turning up the refball for us
Face it /nba/ my LAKIES will be in the playoffs and there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it.

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>believing the city of SACRAMENT would make the playoffs
>choking that hard
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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/buckets/ broship is crumbling

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>Warriors bench scores only 14pts out of 125pts
Should GS have made some trades?

>lelkers win
>kangz lose

KANGZ FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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gang gang

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>post frauds

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Tell me LeBron was good. He fucking bricked them out the game, the team went on a run without him, then he drunken stumbled into the rim a couple times and made some layups, bricked stepback contested 3s instead of passing, and a bunch of Lakers showed up suddenly while the Rockets fucking bricked every open 3 imaginable

Lol no the Warriors are the greatest team ever assembled

>i miss her
four years. it's just a matter of time now

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Official thread theme song

youtube.com/watch?v=GGXzlRoNtHU

Keep on crying Bron haters, your tears give me life. Come at the king you best not miss.

they are who we thought they were

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>got his 30
>still making the playoffs
>implying GODden gives a shit

lmao

>Rocklets crying refball with James "blow on him and its a foul" Flopden on their team
Kill yourselves

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Take your hrt pills and calm down, Mr. Ma'am

>not 1 kanz nigger

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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CONGRATULATIONS TO LAKEYS-SAMA!!!

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>a year removed from 65-17 win season and best seed in the west
>a-at least we got back to the playoffs AFTER WINNING 65 GAMES AND COMING UP EMPTY HANDED

For the greater good, the Clippers and Kings cannot make the playoffs. Surrender now.

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>retard autists thinking this lineup would happen in any universe
jesus christ, get real

This win will mean nothing if they lose to the fucking Pelicans on Saturday.

I will laugh my fucking ass off if Lefail loses to them.

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>Tell me LeBron was good. He fucking bricked them out the game, the team went on a run without him, then he drunken stumbled into the rim a couple times and made some layups, bricked stepback contested 3s instead of passing, and a bunch of Lakers showed up suddenly while the Rockets fucking bricked every open 3 imaginable

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>Tell me LeBron was good. He fucking bricked them out the game, the team went on a run without him, then he drunken stumbled into the rim a couple times and made some layups, bricked stepback contested 3s instead of passing, and a bunch of Lakers showed up suddenly while the Rockets fucking bricked every open 3 imaginable
OHHH NO NO NO

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Pels will definitely play with a fire under their ass, they're going to play like their lives depend on it

Just ordered some Lakers merch, bros. Y'all do have some as well right?

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>SAMA
You're literally a cuck you fucking retarded weeb this is a honorific for people you're subservient to

>ROCKETS
>KONGZ

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They are beating the Warriors and going to the finals this year. Put me in the screencap.

she got doxxed on the 8ch board recently so i think not

based

we did it! ugu~

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I'm not a fan of either teams but Lakers win was not a clean one. Questionable calls near the end.

>Time Show
?????

>still ahead of the lakers

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>the absolute state of kingscord trannies

Kobe looking at him like he trying to fuck

>lelker fags are celebrating while the kangz choke
>meanwhile the clips only have to deal with a ded bear tomorrow

lmao y'all are still fucked

It doesn't matter, people will forget about this by next week. A win is a win.

Also fuck Harden. Always fun to see him getting ref balled.

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Seriously though, I can't imagine what the Pels crowd will chant to the lelkers. Looking forward to that.

Based

Win the rest of your bottom 10 schedule while the Lakers have to beat elite teams every other night to barely miss the playoffs

BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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wasted quads

ACTIVATED LEGOD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Enjoy it because the rest of the year we're all laughing at you

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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really? the one with the obnoxious background? that would be like them. didn't she leave the first time because of a specific autist making threats?

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MOMMY THE ANNOYING LAKESHITS ARE CELEBRATING AGAIN
THEY SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO POST HERE DO SOMETHING CALL THE ADMIN I REPORTED THEIR POSTS AND IT DOESN'T WORK! I CANT JUST LET MONTHS OF SHITPOSTING GO TO WASTE THEY CAN'T WIN MOMMY NOOOOOOOO HOW WILL I COPE WHEN THEY ELIMINATE THE WARRIORS AND REAM THEIR WAY TO ANOTHER CHAMPIONSHIP I PHYSICALLY CAN'T TAKE IT AGGHHHHHH I WOULD RATHER HAVE A WARRIORS THREEPEAT MOMMY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING? THE ONLY MEANINGFUL THING IN MY LIFE WILL GO TO SHIT IF THE LAKERS MAKE THE PLAYOFFS

space jam 2 looking good

>/nba/ nowhere to be seen after the Lakers shuts everyone up
Good way to start off the 2nd half of the season.

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I'm so passed at Green. That should have been a win if they tried attacking the basket more

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>lakers still the 10th seed

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>1 (one) game

MOMMY I NEED A NEW DILATOR BUY A NEW DILATOR FOR ME AND BUY ME ANTI LAKERS MERCH NOOOOOWWWWWW BUT I SAID ALL THEY DID WAS LOSE IT'S GOING TO GO TO WASTE
NooOOOOOOOOO HOW CAN I HANDLE PRO-LAKERS WORDS ON A SCREEN
IT TRIGGERS ME I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
HOW CAN THEY BE ALLLOWWED TO DISAGREE WITH ME MOMMY SHUT DOWN THE INTERNET

>lakers win
>/nba/ goes back to the locked discord to exchange spit and fondle each other's toes

like clockwork

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>have to play the thunder next

good fucking luck lmao

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see you in lefinals lakers

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>log onto /nba/
>Lakeshits ghost because they can't handle the heat

Fucking losers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Then Wolves, then Bucks

you realize most of the Kings schedule is lottery teams right?

You realize Lakers have to play vs a bunch of top 10 seeded teams right?

Learn what SOS means you fucking retard

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>wolves
they are actually pretty good
>bucks
OH NONONONONONONONONO

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your mad is showing lmaoooo

CHARLES FUCKING BARKLEY IS THE MOST BASED MAN IN AMERICA

How come the Celtics never seem to get the ball to Tatum? He's really developing into an automatic scorer, but every time I watch them it always seems like he gets the ball almost as a last resort. And yet he manages to make whatever he gets, and always hits his free throws.

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I'm mad you wrote fucking garbage and corrected you with facts

the good guys all won today

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It's Wolves in Minny. They beat Excremento by 27 there

LA is dogshit

>bucks
>lottery team
SEETHING

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Just took a huge Lakers.

They play the Celtics twice. And Sixers on the road. Don't let them bullshit you.

>Doubting "Zero-Dark Thirty- 23 Mode"

If LeBron gets these shitters to the playoffs, he should unironically win MVP.

CHUCK DROPPING RED PILLS

That number that texted me talking about I was the baby daddy but with a wrong name for me, unwilling to give their name, and wrong description of me said they’d come by my house and gave my address

It was a fake text messaging number. Should I call the cops or what?

fucking pussies all SEETHING lmaooooo

SUCK IT

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There are 24 more games and you're talking about 4 what the fuck is wrong with your fucking brain you fucking retard?

my lakies :(

block the number and ignore it how hard is that to do. if they come by your house then call the cops

yeah you can turn the background off if you want. first time she left was eboy drama. like she ecucked some ebf with another eboy or some stupid shit.

call them

My Lakies clutch you faggots.

nice trips

cops won't do anything. it's likely a friend of yours fucking with you if they have your address.

Im just worried cause they gave my grandmas address and I don’t be there like that. I was staying there for a time

Not sure what the fuck I did to deserve this harassment and threatening shit

It's one of your friends playing a prank on you assuming you have friends.

I got the same shit once with a guy who called my phone and started yelling that I was sleeping with his gf. It was a bot.

I dont give a fuck. Lebron is far better than Jordan. Better passer, more complete player, can take over a game, greatest athletic specimen in the history of sports. Lebron would have 10 titles if he had Jordan's teams. He's far and away the best to play this game.

I called them that’s how I found out it was a fake number
I don’t have any friends that live within the state, all of them live out of state except my ex none of them have my address besides the ex. Already asked her if it was her but she said nah and it’s her birthday today don’t really see her spending it fucking with me

Basically I’m bout to have to camp out at grandmas house when I’ve got the time and see if anybody does some shady shit

>charles Barkley
>ever being right
He's literally /nba/ personified.

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who else here activated?

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>4 games they are most likely to lose soon despite faggots bragging about an "easy" schedule
>they play more games why are you mentioning these
Shut up you fucking nigger

Just relax and if someone does show up call the cops

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You're literally the most uneducated cesspool of subhumanity possible

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if the only person that has your addy is your ex, then it's your ex. probably with her friends just fucking with you lol.

still, yeah keep an eye out. call the cops only if it gets weird. cops won't do anything if you call them beforehand.

JUST
STOP
FOULING
LMAO

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Hanging here at the Staples Center and it’s just so obvious that the @Lakers have no shot to win this game. Struggles shooting, etc., ain’t even the biggest culprit. They simply cannot stop @JHarden13. He’s just too good for them. Here’s hoping they at least make it interesting.

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It’s a couple of females I messed with who know my address down here, two that I can think of right this minute both ended on bad terms I think that’s more likely.

But my only concern is I don’t live at the address they’re thinking of, but honestly I doubt unless they’re genuinely pregnant (in which case they would have just messaged me on a regular number) that they’d hit me up

Could be the ex but you’re gonna spend your birthday pulling phone pranks?

>dude the refs won it for the lakers
beside two questionable calls, how did the refs get the rockets to drop a 19 pt lead?

By not gifting them free throws on repeated 3 pt attempts?

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Everyone forgetting where Lakers were before bron was hurt acting like hes the reason they arnt in playoff position, then they won tonight after all the talk lol

He's already coping with missing the playoffs /WL/, he went on tankathon

Daily reminder: LeBron the goat

Lakers haven't been to the playoffs in 6 years what the fuck is wrong with you?

This.

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And Excremento? No one is talking about the past I'm talking about the current season where the Kings miss the playoffs and the Lakers make it

how fucked is /nba/ when lonzo comes back?

Kings have the longest playoff drought in the NBA at 13 (formerly 12) years

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Hanging here at the Staples Center and it’s just so obvious that the @Lakers have no shot to win this game. Struggles shooting, etc., ain’t even the biggest culprit. They simply cannot stop @JHarden13. He’s just too good for them. Here’s hoping they at least make it interesting.

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Lakers 111-106 Rockets

Lebron: 29pts, 11reb, 6ast
Ingram: 27pts, 13reb
Kuzma: 18pts
Bullock: 14pts, 5reb

Kings have a 7% chance of making the playoffs according to 538, backed by reason and facts. Lakers have a 29% chance

Kings have a 0% chance of making the playoffs and the Lakers have a 100% chance

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we did it bros hahahahahahahahahahahah

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Lebron
James

Greatness/

lakers need to avoid the 8th seed at all costs. if they get the nuggets or thunder it would perfect

>Lakers
>5.8% chance
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

espn.com/nba/story/_/page/BPI-Playoff-Odds/espn-nba-basketball-power-index-playoff-odds

fuck the lakers who gives a shit
fuck off larry

>not getting rid of the Warriors in the 1st round and have an easy path to an instant ring
Brainlet.

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That says February 15th

AHEM. FUCK THE CHINKETS. BASED REFS GREATEST ALLIES

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>streamable.com/p2bpx

My God. Buddy is a great shooter, but he's a really low IQ ballhog, sort of like Kyrie. He has TWO players open in this situation. Bagley is there for the interior shot to tie the game, and Bogdanoff (the Kangz most clutch player) is WIDE OPEN with 2 something secs to go. It might be forgivable if he misses Bagley, but Bog too? This just shows that Buddy has elementary school basketball IQ and vision. Just a terrible play.

Really could have used house

A win vs the Rockets doesn't propel you into 30% territory you fucking rape baby

using your tears as lube

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Hield literally just made a 3 the play before and their best shooter so of course they gave the ball to him

Thanks for wasting your life writing this useless low IQ post you armchair coach

>Chris Paul on his relationship with referee Scott Foster: “I don’t know what else to do - I’ve met with the league with him before. I don’t know what else to do.”
>James Harden: “For sure it’s personal, for sure.”
Harden says Foster shouldn’t officiate Rockets games anymore.

LITERALLY A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES

THESE FAGGOTS LIVE OFF BAITING REFS AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SAY THIS

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538>E!SPN
SEETHE you illiterate tranny

>Hield literally just made a 3 the play before and their best shooter so of course they gave the ball to him
Did I deny this? Are you stupid? Can you read? Try again.

This is coming from a Lebron hater. Lakers are making the playoffs. Cut that the rest of that shit out

The website that accurately predicted Hillary Clinton's presidency?

LMAO. Fuck the rockets. Hope they meltdown soon.

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0-7 when the guy refs sooooo

As a Lakers lover I gotta say we're not making the playoffs, quit the spam bros, we're embarrassing ourselves.

Stop posting emojis here you retarded normalfag.

never ever count out Lebron James
sacramento kings? who gives a shit nigga

The only ref not gifting free throws

Yes

Yes we are.

never ever trust Lebron James
Lakeshits? who gives a shit, fucking lottery team fodder

Maybe they shouldn't rely on the refs?

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Fuck this Jefferey Chong kid, my homie DeMar DeRozan is the only one who deserves a standing ovation right now

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Posts that didn't age well

Dis nigga got ligma

seething

Look at the timestamp you dumbass

Night losers

who wants some of debo????

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Night Lakers*

Fixed that for you

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>losers

lakers run this shit


BTFO hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>ROCKETS CRYING REFBALL IS TRENDING

TIMELINE OF THE GODS

Damn Dame

Bodied that nigga

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"I love our squad."

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These threads are a lot more cancerous/less discussion when the Lakers win, not gonna lie

Lakers win. Sacramento lost. Today was a good day.

t. shitposts 126 hours a week against Lakers

I’m a fan of the Lakers, but the General is a lot slower and there’s actual basketball discussion when they’re not playing or when they lose. When they win its unadulterated fast paced autism until they lose again. This is undeniable

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Oh Snap. I stand corrected. The @Lakers have roared back to within 92-91. 8:11 left in the 4th. We have ourselves a game

How do i build my drinking tolerance? Everyone can take many shots and I really cant. I can handle my liquor throughout the day, but if it’s like 3-5 shots per hour of henessy, I’ll be in the bathroom at like my 4th into the hour. I drink maybe like once a month and when I do, it’s crazy. Would it be bad to take a shot everyday? I have 2 bottles of henessy at home just sitting here

My dick hole been itching all day

YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE WHEN A TEAM WINS PEOPLE BE LIKE OH HOUSTON LOST THAT GAME LMAO NOOOOO I THOUGHT THE GOAL WAS TO WIN IM CONFUSED, LIKE IF THE LAKERS WASN’T RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE COURT MAKING BASKETS

Why is it that these NBA YouTubers are talking about getting rid of the one and done rule over this Zion situation?

Brothas of /nba/, I invite you to lounge hours where we keep it real. No cap, no flexing we keep it a buck.

That having been said gentlemen I propose you a hypothetical scenario. Given the choice between a white girl and a black woman who are you rocking with?

Some parameters. You’re looking at a white girl in her late teens early 20s, little to no education, she lives to vibe and kick it and isn’t certain of what direction she wants to take her life.

The black woman, darker complexion, she’s working on her second liberal arts degree and has her mind set on building something. She lives to explore the world around her and try and make an impact. She has a plan where she sees her life going and wants you to be a part of it.

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You gotta go with the white girl for your own personal development and sanity. Black women say they want to build together but they’ve been conditioned to view themselves subconsciously as leaders of the household. A white girl will step back and allow a black man to be king of his castle, whereas a dominate black man in a black on black relationship will butt heads with the more masculine black woman.

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/pol/ fuck off

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why would you want to build a tolerance. you can get an easy buzz or get drunk quicker. you spend less at the bar and you won't get sick hangover if u go with your limit. taking a lot of shots is just a macho thing that gets old after a while

Get the young white girl with all the potential in the world instead of the more developed black bitch

Neither. I hate both those types. Doesn’t matter skin color, those types are just not for me.

I need a white girl

I'm scared for lebron. Ever since the guy was approaching his 33th birthday I was always watching the time pass for when he will get an injury that makes him no longer superman(and i fear for this day)

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Fair to say then the future of the black American lies within the womb of the white woman. You not seeing a lot of brothas wanting to shackle themselves to a sista the entire rest of their life after seeing their daddy’s go through it with a brick wall of a spouse.

fucking hell. get /pol/ out of here. This is about sports not politically incorrect politics

A lot of black guys might not have grown up with a black father, I think interracial relationships are just more exciting initially. When you start talking to a white girl you just move different, I can’t stop touching smelling their hair, they use entirely different product.

The shape of their bodies is different, require entirely unique appreciation. Don’t get me started if they got light eyes

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this black guy erping has already gotten old and stale

How to get white qts?

By not being yourself

>this thread

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Meet them where they stay, you want the best so it helps to be the best version of yourself. Dress decent, smell good, work out you don’t have to be a certain swole to get them. Don’t try too hard but do be charismatic and shoot your shot.

They just like any other girl in that respect they just more special to me.

all we do is win

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He's a midrange bricklayer

anons always have to ruin a good thing

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Anyone who had him as mvp before is literally retarded to start with. I doubt they will start to reject his trash play now

black man

white queen

we won, btw. lakers rule, op drools

One of the only liberal publications to give him a decent chance. Huffington post said Hillary had a >99% chance of winning.

youtu.be/-2gJsXoHdro
my lakies :)

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Has Pop kicked the bucket yet...

>We’ve never seen someone with Zion’s size, athleticism and handle

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Who was a better defender, for people who actually watched not meme stats fans, Shawn Marion or Scottie Pippen?

Which would do a better job on Lebron James, Michael Jordan, y James Harden?

lol

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My BBC

Muh BBC

My big black dickie (:

Good morning! I have a very important announcment to make, so listen closely:

>Sell Tix

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damn /nba/ got btfo last night

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=_05JqkoQaLM

If you couldn’t make contested jumpers or play defense you couldn’t play

APOLOGIZE.

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I'm so sorry papi, please forgive me. I forgot is all.

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OH NO NO NO
>rocklets

Cockshits literally cannot win unless the refs gift them more free throws. Harden is a fucking fraud.

363 days until charles barkley crazy bday

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My Rapties :)

Lakers Suck Dick

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Rockets have allowed the 2 biggest comebacks of the season so far and have allowed 3 15+ point comebacks total, the highest was the 26 point comeback by the Thunder (franchise record)

This team fucking sucks and their gimmick from 2016 has been completely exposed. mindlessly chucking 3s only makes it easier for the other team to go on massive runs because you don't have Warriors tier snipers on your team that can consistently heat deep and refuse to allow anyone but Harden dribble the ball.

mike dantoni. he doesn't think defense is part of the game at all. i can't remember when he said it but he mentions letting the other team score quick just so he can get another possession

They should have just gotten rid of half the team after Game 7 last year like they did to Ariza when he went 0-12 in 42 minutes

>retards saying Harden is better than LeBron
>Lakers start comebacks, Rockets merely allow them

They're trying to distract from the LAL victory last night

That was back from his days with the Suns iirc.

>lakers rise to become a .500 team again (still in the 10th seed)
>lakespics on /nba/ treat it like winning game 7 of the NBA finals
kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=q17OwPizs2A

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>leaf damage control

No damage control needed my friend, my team has the second best record in the league while yours ain’t even better than excremento. Everyone can still see that lose Angeles is clearly out of the playoffs

Based

I don't know but I bet he's missing Timmy and the boys right about now

They are better than the Kings though

How would you rate a potential core of Luka/KP/Randle?

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The Kings are so retarded with Hield going for a fadeaway to tie the game instead of an open 3 to win it. They fucked up against the Nuggets too and almost every one of their losses is the result of someone messing up a close one. A mental midget team that always blows close games will go nowhere

Can Based Luka go to a cool team like the Kings or Clippers pls, hes far too cool for DalASS.

Imagine thinking that the Kings would make the playoffs over the Lakers

He'll get traded to the Suns this offseason.

>post-all star break Lakies

this is the beginning of the end for /nba/ I don't think the lakies will lose more than 3 games for the rest of the season

right now? 35 win team

in their primes? I could see them being a solid 7th seed in the west

>PG Ingram
>only 1 assists and 4 TOs
>27 points and 13 rebounds on efficient shooting
Is this the power of BBIQ?

Which NBA star in Barkley's prime would've helped him get the chip against the Bulls?

Luka just by himself is already essentially a 35 win team bruh

>people actually thought the Cockshits could take on my Lakies
told ya but you don't listen

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What reason is there for Bron not to win MVP?

His team is as bad as Phoenix without him

the Rockets were really good defensively speaking last year and really upped their game

they always do larry, they always do.

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>imagine a team with a better win record and an easier schedule remaining will make the playoffs over a team with a worse record and harder schedule remaining

I mean.......

The Suns were a 60 win team that year fuck off you zoomer, they fucking choked. Should've won that series but MJ ass raped them

>Harden got fouled out
what a time to be alive man

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youtube.com/watch?v=yK8HfzDlOD4

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>Juicy J
What a shame he turned into, he was great back in the day. His bars on Fucking With Dis Click are fucking insane.

>hating Juicy J

Off yourself

Not hating, just not keen on him ever since he sold out.

lebron would be a great 6 for that lakers team

>great team loses to an even better team
question still stands dumbass; Bulls were only 3 wins behind with the greatest 1-2 punch of the 90's playing in their prime. Barkley needed help

If your best player on your team wsn’t drafted by your team, your team is soulless

clone Pippen to guard MJ. Rules made the league a lot more 1 on 1 in those days. MJ could just spam post ups.

True, the Raptors traded their soul away and now DeRozan will punish us for it tonight...

glad my Lakeys didn't give up Ingram.

How players traded during the draft count? (I.e. Luka and Dirk not technically drafted by the Mavs, but were immediately traded to them after getting drafted)

>worse record with only a handful of games left in the season
>better team
Hmmmm... so this is the power... of lakespic delusion....

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>people still obsessed with KD
just move on with your life you bitter bastard

Wizards are trash but at least they're not soulless

They count. Draft day trades are just one team drafting for another team because the trade required timing in order to target a specific player.

just got a gender reassignment surgery. ready to support my rapties tonight :)

>tfw

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Today we are all DeRozan fans

My Clippies winning tonight

nah fuck defrozan and the spurs

>posts that didn't age well

>lakers barely beat the rockets with refball at home
>kings go toe to toe with the warriors at oracle with all the refball going against them
>Lakers fans somehow think they're better than the kings now

really shows how stupid /nba/ is sometimes. One team could be trading buckets with the best team of all time and barely come up short and yet the team that beats a 5th seed team after their two best players foul out gets all the praise. fucking dumbasses, check the standings you're still behind

never heard of them

Imagine spending $1 billion for an NBA team, but it was the Clippers

JONAS VALANCIUNAS IS AVERAGING 18/9 ON .600 SINCE THE TRADE

WTF /nba/ YOU LIED TO ME YOU SAID HE WAS TRASH

>listening to /nba/

people shit on harden for his free throws but at the same time don't say shit about joel embiid or giannis doing the same?

people just hatin' on Houston cuz it's not on the east or west coast

Idgaf what anyone says steph curry is the best player in the NBA

Hot take

Bold

get to practice, steph, you're late

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First thing I get when I walk into work was $100 from my boss. Good day!

hope you didn't have to swallow

>canadians
>souls

Kraft got caught fucking asians at massage parlors

Bombston BTFO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone post the image about Patriots players going to the Celtics game after the super bowl just for them to lose

NEW in a few hottake shitposts

not basketball

Kys 24/7

hyped for the back half of the season, lads

just wanted to remind everyone that i can dunk real good

Is this some weird slang for sex?

y-yes

>500

Cringe